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batfink
07/13/2004, 18:26
http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4028
danya
07/13/2004, 18:28
Yeah I just read that...fricking hilarious!

"In this movie, Hulk smash for first 20 minutes. Give fanboys something to hang fanboy hats on. Then have romance, for women ages 24 to 40. Very important demographic if want make movie real summer blockbuster"

Hhahahahah!.
LeaLu
07/13/2004, 18:32
ha!

"If that not enough, Hulk write great tag lines. "No make Hulk 2 angry!" Maybe "This time it personal." Or "Green machine back in theaters summer 2006." Maybe teaser poster with Hulk fist punching out of poster. Puny humans see that and they duck!"



*wiping a tear from my eye* This time it personal! Comedy gold!
hail_eris
07/13/2004, 18:37
Same issue has a reference to Neil Gaiman's assistant Lorraine Garland. The boys from Madison drank deeply from the well of comic geekdom this week...
coyotejack
07/13/2004, 18:54
Very funny! Thanks for putting that up here. :)
Trader2699
07/13/2004, 18:55
"Call Hulk when you ready to talk serious."

The people that think this up should get a raise, I swear.

"This time it personal."....hurting from laughter-cramp.
dreadstar
07/13/2004, 19:08
I've gotta admit, I'm so fortunate to get the Onion every week here in Milwaukee. Been reading it for ten (gulp!) long years and it keeps getting funnier.
Brian Allen
07/13/2004, 19:35
That is insanely funny. The Onion is so awesome.

"New Line flush with Lord of the Rings money."
AngeHamm
07/14/2004, 09:49
Hulk very concerned with hygiene and comfort. Know how hard it is to make puny human child take bath. Hulk Shampoo make bath-time fun!

This is the funniest thing I've read on The Onion in years.
Ro-gan
07/14/2004, 09:58
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!