My Condescending Trade Thread

[Spideyfan29]

I have a highly sought after U/LE.
I also have a list of the most valuable figures in the game. I will only acknowledge offers... nay... pleas that include at LEAST 17 of those figures.
I will be taking offers until December 12th. I will update constantly to show which of you little monkeys has pleased me the most at that point.

GOOD LUCK!!!

[AEONFLUX]

roflmao, ialwayslovethatone! ;)

[LeaLu]

I will counteroffer a dozen nons and imply that I'm trading in your favor.

[tchipley]

I'll take the Galactus and Nightcrawler. You can throw in Jane Foster and Irene Adler as sweeteners.

But hey "I'm not looking to get ripped off here." So you send first. AlsoI don't have any trade references.

[GroovyBoy]

I will post "PMed you" when in fact I never will...

[Gentlegamer]

Hi, I'm your duplicate account posting an offer to simply up the ante and ratched up the bidding for my LE/U so I can squeeze more figures out of the suckers who are interested.

[Puuka]

I tried to PM you, but your box was full. I will trade 100 thugs (Mixture of REV) for your unkown choclate covered highly sought after fig:grin:

[darius_dax1]

Didn't PM you.

[tchipley]

I'll throw in my LE Jean Grey if I can get that Nightcrawler with "Cheeto Stains" and "Gamers Stench" intact.

Also the sticker must be intact. Otherwise the deal is off!

Hey "Do you know how much this is going for on ebay?"

I ain't here to get ripped off man!

[Spideyfan29]

Posting to say "I've updated my lists" (AKA: blatantly bumping my trade thread, against the forum rules).

And referring to a ridiculously one sided trade that I claim to be considering, again to up the ante.

[The Qwardian]

I am sending my package three days after the date I told you I would. I will then demand to know where my package is one hour after we have agreed to trade.

[DS-00-0, FSD]

I have a habit of sending clixs in padded envelopes. I have no idea how many fat postal workers will sit on your clix by the time it gets there but it's your fault for not asking me to insure it if it happens to get broken because I swear it was in mint condition when I sent it...I mean when I gave it to my mom to mail for me and it then sat in the back seat of her car for three weeks.

Thankfully I actually took the time to fish that really rare clix out of the heat duct after my cat knocked it in there last month.

[GroovyBoy]

I am PMing a trade offer for a friend who has an eBay rating of 388,678 (all for HeroClix), but no account on the Realms...

[hair10]

Thinking about PM'ing you.

If I do, I'll make a ridiculous offer and then be very rude when you politely decline it.

[The Qwardian]

You receivd my package and I demand you add to my good trade thread. I have no intention of adding to yours.

Besides why should I tell you when you when I received your package! Pm you takes too long.

[Spideyfan29]

Check out my other threads!
Yes, I could have put all the figures I have/want in one thread, but I'd rather have five or six threads taking up space.

[freakazoid_x]

Hey don't knock those several nons offers. I once got a totally awesome guy on here to trade me a Martian Manhunter for a butt-load of nons, most of which were junk. He was totally a cool guy too. He totally traded in my favor and if the roles were reversed... and if I had anything for trade that I wasn't trading for someone else. I would offer him the same kind of deal. But only him.

[ILIKESTORIES]

I have those figures you want. Please let me know what you'd give me from our list, but I'm not going to ask for anything specific. Oh, and I'll say I already have what you offer, even if I don't, if I don't think your offer is good enough. Thanks!

[Puuka]

Ooops, sorry, I still havn't gotten the figure out yet, but I recieved yours. Thanks, can you put a note in MY good trader thread

[The Qwardian]

Pm you what I had for breakfast. Now that we have traded we are best friends!

[BudPalmer]

I don't get it! :ermm:

[Ro-gan]

Can't you just give it to me. I'm really a nice guy and everyone knows me here.

[Spideyfan29]

And by the way...

I just joined this site this month, and there is very record of me even being here (a site search will come up empty), but I still want you to send first, or at least at the same time. You can trust me.

[Puuka]

Originally posted by The Qwardian
Pm you what I had for breakfast. Now that we have traded we are best friends!

And now that I have your address, me and my family are going to be stopping by there for the convention and need a place to crash as it was a last minute plan and all the hotels are booked, you don't mind do you?

[darthfatty]

You sent me the DC number, and I read your PM about it, but I'll ignore you for another week.
In fact, the figs were delivered BEFORE I read your latest PM, but I don't feel the need to tell you that I got them or when (if) I plan to send yours.
Don't put me in the bad traders or I'll whine about how much I work and how my back hurts in really long posts that take much longer than a courtesy PM.
I have 97 refs, after all! Ignoring people who have sent me over $100 in figures is normal!
Anyone with half my references would do the same!

[Spideyfan29]

I've come to a decision! I'm going to trade it for 5 Galacti and a Dark Phoenix... unless someone can beat that...

[gernhart11]

I know I just joined but my Mom won't let me send first, only at the same time.

[AbeSapien]

I'm only accepting Star wars minis in trade even though this is a heroclix forum. In lieu of SW I will take rare incan gold or a lime green '78 gremlin modded into a subaru hatchback.

[urlmaker]

Fine man your loss. You can't trust ebay for a price guide. Just because you could sell your LE and buy two of my LEs doesn't mean it is a good deal for me, and I am not here to get ripped off by people like you so fine man, whatever.


pm from perfectlyreasonabledude
Thank you for looking at my offer of a rare LE for a rare LE. I don't think I am going to accept your counter offer of 4 rare LEs, Galactus and my Masterpiece Spidey for your rare LE at this time. Thanks for the offer though.


pm from reallyheavytraderguywith1000LEsAndUs
Dude, your trade offer for my LE was a little in your favor since all you were offering was an LE. How about instead of that you give me 4 LEs, Galactus and your Masterpiece Spiderman, which by the way is highly over rated.


pm from perfectlyreasonabledude
Hey saw your trade thread, would like to offer my rare LE for your rare LE. Let me know.

[urlmaker]

Like the subject says, I am looking to get your eternal soul for my Loki, PM and give a friendly bump.

[AbeSapien]

::bump::

[Superfro]

Originally posted by urlmaker
Like the subject says, I am looking to get your eternal soul for my Loki, PM and give a friendly bump.

Wish I would've seen that offer last week! :(

[Superfro]

BTW....my priority wants at this time are all Legacy Uniques and Mutant Mayhem LE #217!

[freakazoid_x]

I demand that you give me three planet earths for a figure that is total junk and the offer you made me was more than fair according to E-bay where you could just purchase my figure.

Also I have a Galactus and want $$$ for it. I could just as easily take it to E-bay but I'd rather take up trade space here rather than spend E-bays 1% charge.

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by ro_gan
Can't you just give it to me. I'm really a nice guy and everyone knows me here.

Please tell me you have never really seen that one? :grin:

[bigdaddy_nm]

hi, I was reffered to this thread. What can anyone here offer me for my Bat Sentry?

[haraggan]

Only trade in same zip code.

[bigdaddy_nm]

anyone want it?

[Pootzwacke]

Hey

Id be interesed in trading my desad unique 4 yor ultimate thor LMK

-Pootzwacke

[AbeSapien]

I pulled a masterpiece ted sallis and masterpiece simon williams and thought I would list them here before EBAY, makea good offer. Thanks:)

[Tylk]

Sorry BigDaddy. It's kind of a joke thread with regards to trading. You will see on this thread things like having huge ebay references, or references on other sites but nothing on here. Anyone could call themselves something or other and demand someone else send first. Your Bat sentry thread with you having 1 reference on 2 other sites, but nothing here but wanting us to send first. Also, the idea of it being a sale thread or a trade thread? No one knows. Much like this thread!

[AbeSapien]

Just updated my list, sorry I haven't returned any PMs in the last few weeks, but just resend your trade requests and I'll try and get through them and respond. Please be patient.

[BigSoph]

I didn't PM you that I am not really interested

Did you not get my message?

[charlesx]

Sorry, but the truth is that I am fickle. Hahaha. That means that I post an auction for my chrome KC Superman con special LE, then cancel it after two days when I see that I am not getting the $150 that I want as a minimum bid. But I'll start another auction thread, because now I also want two Dark Phoenixes as well. Send me all of your offers and I promise I'll come to a final decision today. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Oh, I tell you I am fickle so that's ok, right? Not like I am wasting your time being fickle, right?

[AbeSapien]

If you trade me your U Thor, I'll bring you back the dark phoenix from WWLA when I go. I garuntee you a right to own that piece if/when I get it.

[ClixerChase22]

Hi all, I was wondering(I am a pro at this) if anyone will trade their KC Supes for my LE Kirk Langstrom(Man-Bat)? I mean hes really good with poison 9 on his forst click and 2 clix of charge 10! Please post, and PM! Thanx!

[absolutvt69]

Hey everyone, I'm offering a bunch of figures I don't actually have... yet. But they're coming I promise and as soon as they get here I'll send them to you... unless something happens to them and I never get them... but you go ahead and send your end of the deal first b/c I have people already waiting for it.

[igoritzelf]

Thanks for the fair price. I'll send you a cashier's Check in about three weeks.
When you get it, You'll see that it's actually a personal check from my brother's wife.

Expect to see a PM from me every morning and evening asking you if the check has cleared yet and where my figs are.

PS. I intend to start a bad trader thread for you (stating delay of send for the reason) as soon as I receive the figs.

[yitjuan]

HOUSE CLEARANCE EVERYTHING HAS TO GO NOW BID NOW !!!

NO RESERVE $1 MIN BID $1 INCREMENT

KC SUPERMAN
ULT THOR
LOKI
MODOK
KC BATMAN
BAT SENTRY
GIANT-MAN
COUNT NEFARIA
GLADIATOR

UK INDY REV SET !!!!!!

Auction Rules
1) I HAVE OVER 10,000+ FEEDBACK ON EBAY AT USER NAME <insert name here>
2) I DO NOT SEND FIRST . I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE MORE REFS THAN ME , I HAVE BEEN RIPPED COUNTLESS TIMES ON EBAY AND OTHER SITES .

...wait for it...

3) I HAVE THESE FIGURES ON ANOTHER TRADE THREAD . I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL THESE AUCTION FOR ANY FIGURE IF I RECEIVE A BUY IT NOW OFFER . I AM ALSO ACCEPTING PMS FROM EVERYBODY .

[yitjuan]

<10 minutes before auction ends>

I HAVE JUST RECEIVE PM , I HAVE UPDATED AUCTION THREAD ...

<insert outrageous prices next to all uniques>

[yitjuan]

i meant to write PMs on the first post :p :p :p :p :p

[Spideyfan29]

My wants include the Rookie and Experienced versions (not the Vet for whatever reason) of a figure thats still in the STRONGLY RUMORED section of Boneyard's list. (swear to god I saw that the other day)

[AbeSapien]

I will post something to the effect of "c'mon guys PM me trades" and later that day you will PM me a trade which matches my haves as well as my wants. I will then not return your PM for almost two weeks, even though I insisted people trade with me, and I will inform you that the pieces you wanted are gone already, or the figures you're offering are no longer on my want list.

Or if you offered to trade heroclix for heroclix, I will respond and ask for Vs. cards or action figures even though you may not even collect them.

Any trades that fall through are because of your stubbornness and not my ridiculous desires

[Spideyfan29]

Updated my Haves/Wants:

"*"s mean hard to get from me or a high priority

HAVES
the ONE high end U I've got*****************************
Mid-range U*****
Mid-range U****
Mid-range U******
Mid-range U*******
Mid-range U****
Mid-range U******
Mid-range U****
Mid-range U****
Mid-range U*****
Low end U***

WANTS
Irene Adler***
Masterpiece Spiderman/Batman*
Galactus**
Dark Phoenix**

Don't feel too good about yourself if you have any of my wants. It's going to take a few of em to get anything of value to me

[SaferSephiroth]

This happens a lot on Cartoon Orbit:

Them: "I'll trade you nothing for this this this and this."
Me: "No way!"
Them: "Okay, then how about just this this and this?"