Ultimates Clan!!!

[Ironman723]

Here is my Ultimates Clan. Choose any Ultimates character that you want to be. I will be Ultimate Iron Man! Please join! Thanks.

[St-Dumas]

Does ultimates clan mean "ultimates team" or the general ultimates universe? If it's the second one, i'm Spider-Man. Big time super-hero...but i'm grounded.

[Ironman723]

It's the whole Ultimates universe. Welcome! St-Dumas is Spider Man!

[St-Dumas]

I got a topic: Got any custom Ultimates clix? Here's mine:

Iceman
Veteran, Range: 8, Arrows: 2, Movement: Flight, Ultimate X-Men

10 10 9 8 8 7 6
9 9 9 8 8 7 7
16 16 15 14 14 13 12

[St-Dumas]

Sorry i screwed up. Lemme try again.

10 10 9 8 8 7 6
9 9 9 9 8 7 7
16 16 15 14 14 13 12
2 2 1 1 0 0 0

ok?

[St-Dumas]

Running Shot
Pulse Wave
Incapacitate
Toughness
Barrier
Ranged Combat Expert

Why do I keep screwing this up?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Hey I wanna be hawkeye.Can I?

[Ironman723]

Sure EmeralKnight! You're Hawkeye!

[EmeraldKnight4]

Awesome!!! Hey Any of you guys wanna join the Astro City Clan?

[Hawkeye101]

Can I be Hawkeye too?Pleeeeeeeeease.:cry:

[EmeraldKnight4]

Hey, Hawkeye101, See the post on the modern avengers to see about what I said since I'm Hawkeye in these two clans.

[Maniac_nmt]

Sweet, I got dibs on Captain America

[Beast2029]

Im the really ble cool (and dead) Beast!!!!!

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Beast2029]

*blue

[XQuicksilverX]

I will be Quicksilver, the coolest ultimate

[Punisher87]

Well hey! I wanna be Punisher! Is that cool?

[EmeraldKnight4]

was he in the ultimates comic? If so, I'm okay with it. How 'bout you Iron man?

[EmeraldKnight4]

was he in the ultimates comic? If so, I'm okay with it. How 'bout you Iron man?

[Punisher87]

Oh i thought you were talkin about the heroclix set ultimates, haha nevermind whoops

[shadowwolf_88]

ill be hulk that is if no one else wants to be:grin:

[Beast2029]

Originally posted by XQuicksilverX
I will be Quicksilver, the coolest ultimate

I beg to differ, my speedy clanfreind,

BEAST IS COOLER.

:cool:

[EmeraldKnight4]

Hawkeye anyone? He is pretty sick. Cap-"Thor, will you get him?"
thor-"no." cap-"Hawkeye?" Hawkeye-"(I really don't want to waste the hardware.)" Cap-"please." Hawkeye -"All right, Left calf." Kraven-"AAAAHHH!!!!!!" Cap-"Thor, will you pick him up?" Thor-"no." that is an awesome panel from Ultimate six #1. pick up the TPB.

[Thanos thrall]

Can I join as Thor?

[EmeraldKnight4]

hmmm. I have no problems with it. How about you, Iron man?

[baronblizzard]

I'll be Iceman, by far the coolest Ult. Charecter. (get it?) I know, its lame. But one of my favortie moments is from ultimate wars when Iceman comes to the rescue with a mountain of ice.

[EmeraldKnight4]

Hey is it ok I become co-leader? it seems i'm on more than the founder. Not anything against him, but I could help out when he's not here.. That ok with everyone?

[XQuicksilverX]

I am Quicksilver,though I'd remind you. If you slow down the cameras,you'll see me and the scarlet Witch getting funky.

I hate how in Ultimates they are all incestive, they werent like that in Ultimate X-Men.

[EmeraldKnight4]

thats cool. What'd you expect? Cap's a punk, Thor's a hippie, Iron man,...well Iron man will always be a lover of the sauce.

[Hawkeye101]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[EmeraldKnight4]

ummm...kay?

[Maniac_nmt]

Don't be knockin' me there archer boy, I'll still kick your head in.

Ultimate Cap is to Cap like Dark Knight Returns Batman is to Batman. Still the same guy, just a little darker/grittier.

He makes me think more John Wayne to normal Cap's Jimmy Stewart.

Like the Duke says "Somebody aught to belt you in the mouth...but I won't...I won't...the hell I won't *WHAM*!!"

[EmeraldKnight4]

Sorry Iron Lusch,er I mean, Iron man.

[St-Dumas]

It is impossible to prove who the greatest Ultimate is. In the end, you are all losers in the unstoppable eyes of Spider-Man, who beat "The Suit" a.k.a. Ult. Venom. As well, his best girlfriend (Gwen Stacy) survives longer. Therefore, I am superior to you all (Except the heroclix, who REALLY needed some tweaking)

[EmeraldKnight4]

I'm sorry Captain"John Wayne" America...BUT HOW DARE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO THE DUKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
You're not a lusch....you're just a wannabe John wayne egotistical punk!!!!!!!

[Ironman723]

Well I will always be the founder of this clan but EmeraldKnight can be co-leader since I'm not always on here. By the way, I don't even need to tell you who's the greatest Ultimate.:grin:

[St-Dumas]

So you agree with my statement?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Ummm....I don't think so spider-boy...I think he's talking about HAWKEYE!!!!!! THE GREATEST ULTIMATE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ironman723]

If I have to spell it out for you guys I will. The greatest Ultimate is

[Ironman723]

If I have to spell it out for you guys I will. The greatest Ultimate is IRON MAN!!!

[EmeraldKnight4]

ummm...sure we'll go with that...(Hit his fuel tanks and Stark go boom.) Well, wave a scotch and bourban in front of him and it's the same thing.

[Hawkeye101]

Hawkeye is the greatest, end of argument...And Spiderman's a little wusse.OOOOH!:cool: :p

[St-Dumas]

I'm sorry. Does Iron Man have his own movie, AND even better sequel? Did Hawkeye ever interract with nearly every character in the Marvel universe? Were Captain America freebies given out at the Tour de France? No, nuh-uh, I don't think so. The Spider shall live on forever!

[EmeraldKnight4]

Is the spider a big whiney baby? The spider shall WHINE on forever!!!! (Arrow, right in his wrists, no more sequels, MOVIE STARRING HAWKEYE!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Ironman723]

:sleep: .....:sleep: .....:sleep: .....:surprised . Did you say something Hawkeye? Oh and Spiderman was way better than Spiderman 2. Oh and Iron Man is coming out with a movie :p .

From,
Your FOUNDER and GREATEST ULTIMATE-
IRONMAN!!!

[St-Dumas]

Spider-Man is a big-time superhero. He was the third marvel character to come out with a recent movie (after X-Men and Blade). Besides, here's what happens: Hawkeye fires arrows at Spider-Man, who dodges each one with his spidey sense. Spider-Man comes in and carves Blindeye a new one.

Spider-Man vs. Iron Man:
It starts off like Hawkeye battle. Spider probably gets hit a few times by Iron, but is still fine. Comes up, figures out how to deactivate the armor, Iron Man is an old guy wit a lot of metal. Spider-Man, feeling mercy, takes Stark to the hospitol. END OF STORY

[EmeraldKnight4]

ok.....:ermm: ...Here's how it REALLY goes:
Hawkeye fires arrows and clips both of spider-man's web shooters(first appearence of punisher style), Spidey gets mad and starts charging hawkeye.Hawkeye is ready with a sound disruptor arrow to mess up spidey's save-my-butt-on-a-regular-day-basis spidey sense making him throw up and pass out. Hawkeye then laughs at spider-man and laughs to himself about how you ever become an ultimate. The thing is, spider boy, your WAY too into his spider sense. It's just that. Spider SENSE. Not spider DODGE. He can't dodge EVERYTHING.....

[XQuicksilverX]

I would have to agree, Spiderman is lame, he is overrated and annoying. Just like Superman. As far as I'm concerned, Spiderman is the one of the worst Marvel charecters, along with Wolverine. If Spiderman or Wolverine are your favorite charecter...sit down and shut up. Always liking the front runner,sells most, is in the most book ####. Your favorite charecter should be someone not so big. Like Hawkeye, he is a Avenger, but so is D-Man. And for the record, we all know Quicksilver would own Spidey and Hawkeye, even combined.

Quicksilver vs. Spiderman
Im Spiderman, and I can shoot sticky white stuff.-Spiderman
O, wait whats your power?-Quicksilver
Within 1 second, Quicksilver picks up a sledgehammer and moving at several hundred(in Reg Universe) or thousands(Ultimate Universe) mph smashes it into the side of spiderman's head. End Game.

Quicksilver vs. Hawkeye
Again moving within a second or two, grabs Hawkeye's arrows and either snaps them in half,bends them, or hides them miles away with in seconds.Then taking his bow and bending it around Hawkeye's torso, trapping him, or hiding it miles away. One puch at 200mph, End Game.

[EmeraldKnight4]

...that sou-nds about right...:ermm: I...I...I have to go now

[St-Dumas]

Wait a minute...you're right. Spider-Man is a little wussy who is always bailed out by someone else...except when he went crazy with the suit on and almost killed someone. Then he was totally sweet.

[EmeraldKnight4]

yeah but you'renot black-suit spidey. You're the classic Res-and-blue aren't you?

[St-Dumas]

Yeah I am...or am I? Yeah, I am. Red and Blue will always rule.

[EmeraldKnight4]

I don't know....the amazing bag man is one of the coolest costumes ive ever seen.

[St-Dumas]

So was the armor. As well, The Scarlet Spider was cool.

[EmeraldKnight4]

The story sucked thugh....

[St-Dumas]

You dissin on Ben Reily? Ben was awesome! He actually beat Venom! He was so cool.

[EmeraldKnight4]

uhhh....he turned into dust. That's all I'm saying.

[St-Dumas]

He was Pete's brother. That's all I'M saying.

[EmeraldKnight4]

He told peter he was the clone! Yeah...very BROTHERLY of him. Dust,Dust,Dust.All he was was dust and a brain. Wait....THAT was dust too.

[Maniac_nmt]

Originally posted by St-Dumas
You dissin on Ben Reily? Ben was awesome! He actually beat Venom! He was so cool.

Ben Reily and the spider-clone mess was one of the worst things ever in all of comicdom, and certainly the worst spiderman arc of all time.

It single handedly kept me out of comics for a long time, all comics. I was so disgusted with it.

Anyways, is anyone reading Ultimate Nightmare? Looks like we may be getting a new member of the Ultimates in this series. Sam Wilson shows up right at the end of issue one with a 'falcon' costume.

Could be sweet, he's supposed to be a techy in the Ultimates universe, and may support Tony Stark as the Ultimate's brain trust. Could also mean a Falcon fig for heroclic with Avengers on one and Ultimates on another.

[EmeraldKnight4]

That would be cool....But I mean, I like Falcon, but I honestly like to see one of the greatest avengers...BLACK PANTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He would be sick.

[Snake_Eyes898]

Fools. Only one character comes out on top of the Ulitmate line and that is DOOM! a.k.a. me. I call Dr.Doom!............................................................................................ ...........................................................................NOW DIE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EmeraldKnight4]

ummm...okay....:ermm: ....well, that's fine with me. Welcome...doom...uh...I gotta go now...

[Ironman723]

Welcome Doom! For now lets all just be equal super heroes for now and try to get more people to join. Thanks everyone.

[EmeraldKnight4]

thats cool. I demand one thing though. If there is a person who joins as richards, you have to yell, "EAT IT RICHARDS!!!!!!!!" It'd be like that ish of TTT.

[Snake_Eyes898]

Pah! Show me the fool who claims Richard's title as his own! I will crush him into the earth and make him rue the day he took on the form of that neanderthal of the Fantastic Four! MUAHAHAHAH! vote DOOM!

[EmeraldKnight4]

uhh.:ermm: ....:sleep: ...:ermm: .... NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snake_Eyes898]

Pah! No soup for Doom? Well if Doom can't have soup, then the world can't have soup as well!! Watch out Campbells, Doom is coming to claim your company and your life!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! vote DOOM!

[St-Dumas]

Doom, you can have my pizza...that looks and tastes an awful lot like Aunt May's meatloaf.

[EmeraldKnight4]

let's see...hey foom, what do I have to vote for? Hey, I'm thinking of buying City of Heroes. Is it really worth the monthly charge? It looks cool, but is it really worth it?

[St-Dumas]

It's AWESOME!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! Expensive as lord knows what, but still AWESOME!!!

[EmeraldKnight4]

hey St-Dumas, whats the monthly charge?

[St-Dumas]

You pick. You can either pay all at once or overtime. I did a three month plan for $40.00. Expensive, huh?

[EmeraldKnight4]

not bad, not bad, what's the monthly rate?

[edgreen86]

Why, I'd like to claim good old Ben Grimm. You know... The Thing? Super Strength and Super denial? What a set of powers!

ps - Doom, is it true that you can get Direct TV with that pointy chin armor of yours these days?

[Maniac_nmt]

I hear he has it wired for the playboy channel. See kids, Latevarian dictatorship is the road to moral decay.

[Snake_Eyes898]

Hah! Excellent! Aunt May's Pizzaloaf will be an excellent addition to my MTV addiction! As if Doom could not recieve Direct TV With his almighty armour! Also, Latverian Dictatorship is the only true form of government and that is why you must now Vote Doom for President so that he may crush Bush and have complete control over the USA!! MUAHAHAHA!!!! And as for you Benjamin Grimm, your demise flies on swift wings! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
vote DOOM!

[St-Dumas]

You have Direct TV huh. What about wireless internet? Infared vision? X-Ray Vision? Auto targeting system? Gimme five bucks?

























Can't blame a guy for trying.

[Maniac_nmt]

You'll be president over my cold dead body Doom. Don't make me come over there and kick you in the knackers. Just ask the Hulk, it hurts.

[EmeraldKnight4]

yeah, we'll go with that...:ermm:

[edgreen86]

My demise flys on swift wings huh?

Let's hope you didn't do any of the flight planning on that little jaunt. You always seem to have a problem with math.

By the way, if Latvia is so advance, when are your people going to stop using that iron toliet paper you keep making?

BG

ps - Is it true that the reason you wear the armor is that your horrible disfigurement is you look like Papa Smurf?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Alright....I'm gonna saay this once, edgreen86, it's latVERia. Not latvia. Sheesh, and you call yourself a marvel universe fan...

[edgreen86]

*AHEM* I'm only going to say this once...

it's S-A-Y not S-A-A-Y.

:grin:

[EmeraldKnight4]

Not if your as cool as me. Anything I say can make sense. I'm just that good. Heh. Smooth as my shots. (Hawkeye: "Right hoof." Doom: OOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!)

[edgreen86]

Anything you say? Really? Well heck, I'll just call *the* Ultimate villian and let you handle him. Let's see... where is that number to the IRS?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Right next to that big bullseye so I can SNIPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deadpool14]

Ok, I have a question to this post.-The character that i want to have is being taken by noneother than your leader,Ironman.-I've came to the fact that he hasnt posted here in a while so i have a favor to ask.May i be Ironman?
If not, can someone post the list of names that are available?

Thank You

[Snake_Eyes898]

Is anyone reading Ultimate Nightmare? I have the first 2 issues and I want to know what everyone thinks of the so far.?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Well, asco-leader of this clan, I can't really say. I mean, I don't hold THAT much power... Why fon't you PM him? And Ultimate Nightmare is not bad.

[Deadpool14]

Naw im not that worried bout it-but if u can PM me a list of the available ppl left,i'd appriciate it:-D

[Maniac_nmt]

Originally posted by Snake_Eyes898
Is anyone reading Ultimate Nightmare? I have the first 2 issues and I want to know what everyone thinks of the so far.?

I'm reading it, and am neither here nor there on it. I worry that it will have this long build up, and then it's climax will be over to quickly.

I am curious if this has anything to do with an Ultimate Galactus. The whole, destroyed world thing and all.

Might not be though, the next one is supposed to deal with Ultimate Kree, and Ultimate Nightmare is supposed to be related somehow.

[EmeraldKnight4]

You very well could be right.

[Honorable1]

Do U GIRLS EVER POST HERE ANYMORE?
OR SHOULD I START "THE REAL ULTIMATE CLAN"...
MAYBE YOUR UNEVOLVED BRAINS CAN'T KEEP UP IF
THERE ARE TOO MANY MEMBERS IN YOUR CLAN...

[St-Dumas]

...shut up.

[EmeraldKnight4]

Yeah, man. Be quiet. Are you even IN this clan? IF not, then stop. If so, then watch it. You're REAL close to be kicked out. So MYAH!!!!:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:













































...Punk

[Honorable1]

"oh no"(trembling)
I might get kicked out before I get in. From reading this thread it sounded like U guys were a fun bunch, and could handle a little BIG talk.. Just wanted to get your attention since it looks like lately U guys only post here occasionally.
I'm a big Ultimate Universe nut. I wanted to join your clan.
Just kidding around a little.
Some people just don't have a sense of humor..:laugh:

[EmeraldKnight4]

I'm just telling you guy, it was just a little irking...If you want to join the clan, I guess I can calm down and let you join. Do you agree to put things to the past, then I guess I will ease off alittle bit, alright? Okay, who do you want to be?:)

[Honorable1]

To anyone who I might have offended. I am truly sorry..
From reading straight through this thread I got over excited.
I guess I liked Doom's dramatic entrance too much..
I apologize for being insulting.

I know this question was asked before but that guy never came back and he didn't know his stuff.. But....
Can I be Punisher? He's in Ultimate Marvel Team-Up issues
#6,#7,and #8.

[EmeraldKnight4]

That's fine!:) Welcome to the clan, punisher!!! Anyways, I think it would be easier to call each other by our clan names. Thanx for the apology, punisher. Once again, welcome to the clan!!!:classic:

[Honorable1]

SWEEEET!!!
Thank U Sir Hawkeye!!!!

[EmeraldKnight4]

Sure, pal. Welcome to the clan.:)

[boulish]

wait so
nobodys captain america yet?
oh please perty please let me be him
if not
i got dibs on giant man?

[EmeraldKnight4]

Sorry man, There already is a Captain America. But that means that you can be Giant man!:grin: Welcome to the clan, hank!!!:)

[boulish]

yes yes
hey so wait
am i still married to the wasp?
or do i gotta go home and take some growth pills for kicks

[EmeraldKnight4]

Uh...I don't think so. You two got divorced, I think. And anyways, I don't even think there is a wasp member here.

[boulish]

hmmm
just as well

no wait!
its not!
steves a filthy woman theif

ultimate justice will be had

[EmeraldKnight4]

rrright....:ermm:

[Maniac_nmt]

Originally posted by boulish
hmmm
just as well

no wait!
its not!
steves a filthy woman theif

ultimate justice will be had

want me to put you in traction again?

[boulish]

no sir..:disappoin

[EmeraldKnight4]

heh.

[Hawkeye101]

So what do you guys do for fun around here?

[Honorable1]

Hang-out, Shoot the breeze, Punish the guilty....
U know, the normal stuff..

[Hawkeye101]

How bout we go kill some Vikings?:grin:

[St-Dumas]

Foolish ninja. Be honorable! Fight only in the Viking Clan battleground, and no other clan. As well, we can attack you in your dojos of carp, and you can try and fail miserably to attack us in Asgard.

[Hawkeye101]

Fool! You don't see it by now? Hmmhahahahaha.While you are down here fighting our lower Ninjas, we have an entire attack force destroying Defenceless Asgard right now.
*Stabs Dumas in the neck and does a spinning sidekick to the face, Dead Vicking hits the ground*Hmph.*Wafs a giant luggie onto Dumas's face*.

[St-Dumas]

THE BOND HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!

*Dumas wipes loogie off face.

Believing Asgard is defenseless? Unfortunate mistake. One you will not live to learn from!

*Takes warhammer and bashes Hawkeyes head in. Dumas then urinates on the body and throws it off the rainbow bridge into an infinate abyss.

[Hawkeye101]

*Ninja lands on Dumas's back and stabs him in the top of the head*Die!*Dumas's head comes clean off, Ninja then takes a $hit on his dead lifeless body*

[St-Dumas]

Hawkeye, I was reading your profile, and I realized something:

We have the same birthday! May 2nders Unite! Just pointing that out.

*Throws angry cat on Hawkeye. He tears off the ninja's clothes and scars his body all over.

[Hawkeye101]

Huh...Wierd.What a coincidence.*Lets his Hamster free on Dumas, bites him and makes his hand red, also takes a #### on his shirt*

[St-Dumas]

I'm not wearing a shirt! This is quality battle armor, first class.

*Dumas unleashes a parrot that ####s all over Hawkeyes katana and throwing stars. The parrot then says "Ninja's are carp" until Hawkeye goes crazy and hits himself in the head with a club and dies.

[Hawkeye101]

Oh yeah well...Take this!* realeases his killer giraffe*Go getim Skippe!*Takes an enormous #### on Dumas*

[St-Dumas]

I have the ultimate weapon (pardon the pun).

*Dumas summons Napoleon Dynamite. Dumas reaches into his head and pulls out the concept of a liger. He turns the concept into a tangible being. The liger kills Hawkeye, then takes a huge #### on the uncool ninja.

Check and mate!

[Hawkeye101]

I don't think so!*Pulls a Tigon out of Dumas's head it lays on him and crushes him with his lazy might.Then takes a #### on the loser Viking*Oh!

[WakandaMan]

Balder the Brave enters the Ultimate Universe by way of a trans-dimensional portal. Sniffs around, but gets the creeps from the wierdness of it all.

"Why doth noble Thor speak so? 'Tis mighty strange. It doth seem I hath ventured into another realm not mine own."

Balder steps back through the portal, stepping on the fallen ninja as he goes, who lets out a loud sqelch of pain.

Balder vanishes with a flash of light, not to be seen here again.

[EmeraldKnight4]

*Hawkeye walks into where the battle is* You guys need to stop taking my pills from the medicine cabinet. It makes you all crazy like.

[St-Dumas]

EK4, what side are you on? Viking, Pirate, or wuss in black tights?

[Honorable1]

*Punisher walks up next to Hawkeye and sees the horn wearing midgets and kids in black pj's* WOW!! Who let in the riff-raff? *Punisher sees pill bottle in Hawkeye's hand* Hey I told U not to give your pills to the trick-r-treaters. *shakes his head* Well..U up 4 some dwarf tossing??

[EmeraldKnight4]

Eh, I don't care, really. Why are you vikings, pirates, and ninjas fighting?

[Socko]

EmeraldKnight-thought you should know... Lovitz is spelled with an O... in your sig...

[St-Dumas]

Originally posted by EmeraldKnight4
Eh, I don't care, really. Why are you vikings, pirates, and ninjas fighting?

It's one of those questions no one knows the answer to, like that tree falling in the woods, or why people find talking sponges funny.

[Socko]

dude. if a tree fell in a forest; It would make a sound.


If it would while you were there why wouldnt it why you werent?

jeez

[St-Dumas]

Because there is no one to intercept the sound.

[Hawkeye101]

Originally posted by EmeraldKnight4
Eh, I don't care, really. Why are you vikings, pirates, and ninjas fighting?

Because we can.;)

[EmeraldKnight4]

mkay...

[cheesedog]

Originally posted by Ironman723
Here is my Ultimates Clan. Choose any Ultimates character that you want to be. I will be Ultimate Iron Man! Please join! Thanks.
can i be magneto or thor

[St-Dumas]

I think Mags is open.

[cheesedog]

ok then im magneto fear me mua ha ha ha ha lol :p :laugh:

[EmeraldKnight4]

With a bucket-helmet.

[EmeraldKnight4]

With a bucket-helmet.

[Hawkeye101]

What's going on you guys?

[cheesedog]

i have know idea.:knockedou :knockedou