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ReZourceman
09/28/2005, 16:22
look like



(what are booty toes?)
venarnage
09/28/2005, 16:23
something you'd



(no clue)
el cu cuy
09/28/2005, 16:25
find on
el cu cuy
09/28/2005, 16:35
(By the way, Booty toes are what my friend calls her toes, because when she pushes them together, they look like a row of booties.)
ReZourceman
09/28/2005, 16:36
condomn advertisments

(What are booties?....as in breasts etc?)
KitsuShel
09/28/2005, 16:58
in England.
ReZourceman
09/28/2005, 17:02
Americans are
venarnage
09/28/2005, 20:02
extremely hot.
ReZourceman
09/29/2005, 03:56
Americans are
venarnage
09/29/2005, 08:47
extremely hot.
KitsuShel
09/29/2005, 09:10
Ven is
Charaxes
09/29/2005, 10:36
not capitalized.
venarnage
09/29/2005, 10:45
Why does
el cu cuy
09/29/2005, 15:23
my thumb
ReZourceman
09/29/2005, 15:49
fit perfectly
venarnage
09/29/2005, 16:08
inside ReZourceman's
ReZourceman
09/29/2005, 16:21
deep, moist
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 16:43
giant, foot.
KitsuShel
09/29/2005, 20:02
He likes
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 20:31
Pirateninja when
Socko
09/29/2005, 20:59
he assault's
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 21:07
South America
venarnage
09/29/2005, 22:50
's little children.
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 22:54
. Venarnage's gay.
venarnage
09/29/2005, 23:00
PirateNinja's gayest.
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 23:03
PirateNinja's gayest.


Venarnage's gayer!
KitsuShel
09/29/2005, 23:07
Grow up.
venarnage
09/29/2005, 23:10
.
Still gayest!!!------------------^^
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 23:24
Still gayest!!!------------------^^


Stop sucking!
venarnage
09/29/2005, 23:32
Stop sucking!
Mega fag. ^^
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 23:35
Mega fag. ^^

Remember when
venarnage
09/29/2005, 23:43
you ran
PirateNinja
09/29/2005, 23:44
you ran


in the
venarnage
09/29/2005, 23:53
sewer drain,
KitsuShel
09/30/2005, 00:00
with bugs
el cu cuy
09/30/2005, 02:49
pouring out
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 04:52
round back.
venarnage
09/30/2005, 08:50
It's Friday!
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 09:17
Lets fu**
KitsuShel
09/30/2005, 09:49
and be
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:09
Oompa loompas,
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:09
without hats
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:11
and knickers
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:14
and booties
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:16
and lets
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:16
drown kitties.
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:19
Meanwhile ReZourceman
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:21
and KitsuShel
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:22
got jiggy
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:25
while ReZ
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:28
played his
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:31
baby-making music
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:33
for mood
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:34
. I wish
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:35
I was
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:36
in Dixie!
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:39
Whos Dixie?
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 11:54
Song title.
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 11:58
Hello Bob
venarnage
09/30/2005, 12:00
said Slim
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 12:08
bob, Then
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 12:17
outta nowhere,
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 12:21
a heroclick
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 12:22
pushed itself
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 12:28
off of
Charaxes
09/30/2005, 12:33
it's activation
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 12:39
click, then
venarnage
09/30/2005, 14:15
died, cause
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 14:17
,pogs only
venarnage
09/30/2005, 14:19
suck kangaroos.
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 14:28
Naked eggs,
venarnage
09/30/2005, 14:30
and eggs
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 14:33
have sex
el cu cuy
09/30/2005, 15:14
who then
venarnage
09/30/2005, 16:12
turns into
PirateNinja
09/30/2005, 16:23
Moses Brown
venarnage
09/30/2005, 16:50
with talons.
PirateNinja
09/30/2005, 17:23
Today, Moses
el cu cuy
09/30/2005, 17:52
went swimming
KitsuShel
09/30/2005, 18:28
with turtles
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 18:35
or terrapins
KitsuShel
09/30/2005, 19:00
in the
ReZourceman
09/30/2005, 19:01
goldfish bowl
PirateNinja
09/30/2005, 23:42
of doom.
ReZourceman
10/01/2005, 04:21
Batman fu**s
PirateNinja
10/01/2005, 08:51
Catwoman because
venarnage
10/01/2005, 10:44
Superman is
el cu cuy
10/01/2005, 15:52
outta town
Charaxes
10/01/2005, 15:55
. The best
KitsuShel
10/01/2005, 16:19
### belongs
PirateNinja
10/01/2005, 19:27
to Guy
venarnage
10/01/2005, 20:28
"What the
PirateNinja
10/01/2005, 22:14
hell is
KitsuShel
10/01/2005, 22:15
he doing
PirateNinja
10/01/2005, 23:11
in the
venarnage
10/02/2005, 01:28
doghouse?" asked
KitsuShel
10/02/2005, 05:28
his mom.
el cu cuy
10/02/2005, 15:32
Why does
KitsuShel
10/02/2005, 16:04
he eat
el cu cuy
10/03/2005, 01:32
his own
KitsuShel
10/03/2005, 09:22
socks and
Fantastic_Four
10/03/2005, 09:47
socks and
Bugers. He
venarnage
10/03/2005, 13:27
walked faster
KitsuShel
10/03/2005, 15:03
Down the
Caitriona
10/03/2005, 15:07
rabbit hole.
venarnage
10/03/2005, 19:46
The White
KitsuShel
10/03/2005, 22:42
bunny and
ReZourceman
10/04/2005, 17:46
black labrador,
KitsuShel
10/04/2005, 17:55
ate the
PirateNinja
10/04/2005, 18:00
giant fish
KitsuShel
10/04/2005, 18:08
in the
ReZourceman
10/04/2005, 18:19
local Burger (king?)
PirateNinja
10/04/2005, 18:42
King. Too
el cu cuy
10/05/2005, 00:18
late to
ecchs
10/05/2005, 00:26
react, Herbie
ReZourceman
10/05/2005, 03:25
was previewed
ecchs
10/05/2005, 04:15
, together with
ReZourceman
10/05/2005, 04:19
Quicksilvers mum
Charaxes
10/05/2005, 11:30
. Nacho cheese
Fantastic_Four
10/05/2005, 20:24
tastes like
el cu cuy
10/05/2005, 20:32
nacho cheese
ecchs
10/05/2005, 22:10
. Go figure.
el cu cuy
10/06/2005, 01:29
Who knew
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 05:30
elephant dung
Charaxes
10/06/2005, 10:18
tastes like
KitsuShel
10/06/2005, 10:48
burnt chicken.
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 16:09
Arnold Schwizernoger
Gothic Lolita
10/06/2005, 16:18
Arnold Schwizernoger
(pronounced Schwartzenegger)
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 16:22
(pronounced Schwartzenegger)

I wasnt referring to Arnold Schwartzenegger, I was referring to



Arnold Schwizernoger (see how i put an I and a O, where they are clearly the wrong vowels)


*sigh* :ermm:
KitsuShel
10/06/2005, 16:32
ate a
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 16:36
signed picture
KitsuShel
10/06/2005, 16:42
of Elmo
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 16:58
,he then
KitsuShel
10/06/2005, 17:09
coughed up
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 17:16
a furball
KitsuShel
10/06/2005, 17:23
of red.
ReZourceman
10/06/2005, 17:53
Violence is
el cu cuy
10/07/2005, 00:13
best when
ecchs
10/07/2005, 03:09
Ultron's involved
ReZourceman
10/07/2005, 04:47
because one
KitsuShel
10/07/2005, 09:36
of his
PirateNinja
10/07/2005, 11:00
best friends
el cu cuy
10/07/2005, 17:01
is gay.
KitsuShel
10/07/2005, 17:43
How rude
skywarp
10/07/2005, 22:56
it was
KitsuShel
10/07/2005, 23:23
to see
el cu cuy
10/08/2005, 01:14
him say
Socko
10/08/2005, 01:44
something different.
ReZourceman
10/09/2005, 15:04
"Sweet christmas!"
Fantastic_Four
10/10/2005, 13:20
"Sweet christmas!"
Said Santa
ReZourceman
10/10/2005, 13:30
"Rudolph, bend
Fantastic_Four
10/10/2005, 19:55
over for
Fuzzball
10/10/2005, 21:14
me to

Fuzzy
el cu cuy
10/10/2005, 21:16
put my
ReZourceman
10/11/2005, 03:36
finger in
KitsuShel
10/11/2005, 09:28
your soup.
Fantastic_Four
10/11/2005, 09:57
"Sure!" said
ReZourceman
10/11/2005, 10:03
Rudolph, he
el cu cuy
10/11/2005, 17:28
then bent
superloafer
10/11/2005, 17:34
over a
ReZourceman
10/11/2005, 18:31
cherry picking
Charaxes
10/12/2005, 12:02
closet case
ReZourceman
10/12/2005, 17:07
laced in
superloafer
10/12/2005, 17:10
blood veins
ReZourceman
10/12/2005, 17:29
and hairy
el cu cuy
10/12/2005, 18:52
nut sacks.
Comicstu
10/12/2005, 19:00
fuzz balls
ReZourceman
10/12/2005, 20:34
are fun
Fantastic_Four
10/12/2005, 20:35
when you
Comicstu
10/12/2005, 21:23
unwind them.
Fantastic_Four
10/13/2005, 16:36
You are
ReZourceman
10/13/2005, 17:16
a tramp.
Comicstu
10/13/2005, 17:27
Where is
ReZourceman
10/13/2005, 17:44
my hat?
Comicstu
10/13/2005, 17:58
It is
Fantastic_Four
10/13/2005, 19:53
where you
ReZourceman
10/13/2005, 20:02
poop in,
Fantastic_Four
10/15/2005, 10:03
read a
ReZourceman
10/15/2005, 12:47
book on
KitsuShel
10/15/2005, 15:19
and leave
ReZourceman
10/15/2005, 16:57
toilet seat
KitsuShel
10/15/2005, 17:25
up and
Charaxes
10/15/2005, 17:37
piss on
ReZourceman
10/15/2005, 17:45
monkey giblets
KitsuShel
10/15/2005, 22:35
and poo.
Charaxes
10/15/2005, 22:40
John Cena
Socko
10/15/2005, 22:43
play's accordian's.
Charaxes
10/15/2005, 22:53
Bull####! Cena
Socko
10/15/2005, 23:01
suck's ball's.
Socko
10/15/2005, 23:02
j/k.


:laugh:


replace that with



"grope's male's"
KitsuShel
10/15/2005, 23:25
with Kurt
ReZourceman
10/16/2005, 05:01
Wagner, who
Fantastic_Four
10/18/2005, 15:18
Realy liked
superloafer
10/18/2005, 16:43
penis sanwiches
el cu cuy
10/18/2005, 19:11
with cheese
ReZourceman
10/19/2005, 16:42
(not cheddar)
superloafer
10/19/2005, 19:49
moldy gargonzola
KitsuShel
10/19/2005, 21:46
and pickles.
Charaxes
10/20/2005, 01:59
Crown Royal
el cu cuy
10/20/2005, 02:16
tastes good
ReZourceman
10/20/2005, 04:48
when dipped
Fantastic_Four
10/20/2005, 15:25
in your
ReZourceman
10/20/2005, 15:47
moist rear
KitsuShel
10/21/2005, 00:33
glass of
el cu cuy
10/21/2005, 02:17
ta tas
ReZourceman
10/21/2005, 04:19
which is?
PirateNinja
10/21/2005, 06:50
RIGHT now
ReZourceman
10/21/2005, 06:58
The End.
el cu cuy
10/22/2005, 00:58
Great story.
Socko
10/22/2005, 01:15
bad ending.
Charaxes
10/22/2005, 14:28
Bizarro was
Comicstu
10/22/2005, 17:39
walking along
el cu cuy
10/22/2005, 19:08
the boardwalk
Socko
10/22/2005, 19:30
when he
Comicstu
10/22/2005, 23:53
looked up
KitsuShel
10/23/2005, 21:21
and saw
PirateNinja
10/23/2005, 22:31
Pirate Ninja
KitsuShel
10/23/2005, 23:35
stroking his
el cu cuy
10/24/2005, 02:30
### cheeks
Charaxes
10/24/2005, 11:46
with a
Fantastic_Four
10/24/2005, 18:30
plastic fork.
KitsuShel
10/25/2005, 10:13
He then
Charaxes
10/25/2005, 13:18
sold his
KitsuShel
10/25/2005, 13:23
shiny rock
Fantastic_Four
10/25/2005, 18:13
to an
Comicstu
10/25/2005, 19:01
evil gypsy.
ReZourceman
10/25/2005, 19:44
The End.
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 14:41
Once again
ReZourceman
10/27/2005, 16:12
The End,
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 16:48
was ignored.
Fantastic_Four
10/27/2005, 16:49
The End :)
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 16:51
My face
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 16:54
is ugly.
el cu cuy
10/27/2005, 17:09
How rude
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 17:29
is Shel?
Socko
10/27/2005, 17:30
Hella rude.
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 17:44
Amen brother.
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 17:45
But pretty.
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 17:49
(She's kidding.)
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 18:18
[color=purple](I'm not)[/color
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 18:57
(She keeds)
KitsuShel
10/27/2005, 18:58
(I don't)
PirateNinja
10/27/2005, 19:15
(Loves me)
ReZourceman
10/28/2005, 05:53
The Beginning.
KitsuShel
10/28/2005, 17:51
Once upon
Charaxes
10/28/2005, 17:58
a time
KitsuShel
10/28/2005, 18:03
a big
ReZourceman
10/28/2005, 18:09
huge, penis
Charaxes
10/28/2005, 18:54
penetrated ReZ's
ReZourceman
10/28/2005, 19:27
huge ego,