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Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 17:39
her friend's
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 17:54
house and
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 17:58
Jean Grey
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 18:01
who was
Thanos thrall
10/03/2004, 18:09
using her
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 18:14
as a
Socko
10/03/2004, 18:37
two dollar
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 18:38
toy puppet
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 18:39
which broke
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 20:04
while sucking
JKLantern
10/03/2004, 20:19
the donut
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 20:34
's cream. Jean
JKLantern
10/03/2004, 20:36
took off
Mr. Bojangles
10/03/2004, 20:41
her makeup
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 20:53
Psylocke licked
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 21:18
a lolipop
Prof. Aragorn
10/03/2004, 21:22
off Jean's
Dalandow
10/03/2004, 23:04
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
off Jean's


chest, then
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 23:05
stabbed her
Dalandow
10/03/2004, 23:15
in the
pseudosoldier
10/03/2004, 23:22
donut and
drgnoftyr
10/03/2004, 23:24
leg, which
Dalandow
10/03/2004, 23:35
Originally posted by drgnof tyr
leg, which



made her
Mattman
10/04/2004, 08:30
think of
dino1626
10/04/2004, 10:47
Logan was looking for some lovin,all he did was call Cyclops and ask and (SLANG WORD FOR COMPLAIN AND FEMALE DOG)
about Jubilee.

Unfortunately,this confused Cyclops.So then Cyclops decided everyone should "get some".So he asked jean to smell his visor.Jean said "Emma Frost"!
Emma wrapped her legs around his motorcycle,and rode away.

Jean laughed at them,while they popped a cherry soda,with Cyclops on top of a fat Morlock.

Meanwhile,Logan who likes peanut butter on his shiny Adamantium,stuck his finger in some jelly then smeared it all inside of his shoes he borrowed from Jean,to wear last night to prom with Storm.

Little did he know Storm was grabbing potatoes to stuff his pants into the mouth of Banshee,so she could move the bowels of his ears.Tastes sweet like a warm mitten that feels rock hard vomit piles,splatters everywhere.But onto another subject.

Back at the farm,my mother told me that milking cows is good.

Kurt Wagner was down in the basement of Xavier's mansion looking at magazine art.In the magazine was a centerfold of Shadowcat with Lockheed's tail between Shadowcat and the car.She was wearing skimpy fishnet stockings and a swimsuit which he liked.Then he flipped to his back and began.The thing he grabbed made a noise,it was just Fishboy,licking his own caviar from Russia that th imported this weekend to take on a picnic with Storm,and two other girls from the mansion.

Gambit however decided to Mystique's house and party,then collapse with Toad.Gambit awoke with feelings of being molested,by a shapeshiftin Mystique whose body resembled Toad.He jumped and blasted Mystique with a pillow to the head,and kissed her to make her gag.

But Blob sat on a tuffet and squeezed out monkeys and some juice.Grey monkeys ate some bad Tofu.Then Wolverine came back and complained about the Grey monkeys throwing giant poo,which hit Wolverine,and Juggernaut,who turned around and threw a pie.The monkey got smashed into a crouching Wolverine,who then went into the basement to cry for momma,and weep blood and tears.Then the tree fell down in a ditch crying.

"Good night ",said Shadowcat who was still in labor with a child in her ovaries,which is not in the toilet which hasn't been used in several years,since last time when Beast wasbig and bulky.So it needs a lollipop which only can be licked by Beast himself.He does share with no one except of course his worst enemy,Anna Nicloe Smith.

So Beast took his Multiphase Transdimensional pink thong and put it on.He liked wearing it to dinner,while the pest control was out doing something very nasty to Psylocke with a spiked metal,blunted rubber Sentinel arm that Psylocke keeled over,and grunted while saying. " Make me have a chocolate craving".So she went and had some big long drives to her friend's house and Jean Grey was using her as a two dollar toy puppet,which broke while sucking the donut's cream.

Jean took off her makeup,Psylocke licked a lollipop off Jean's chest,then stabbed her in the donut,and leg which made her think of.......
dino1626
10/04/2004, 10:48
something disgusting.
mattsolo
10/04/2004, 10:54
The next
Wheel of Fish
10/04/2004, 10:55
thing they
dino1626
10/04/2004, 11:26
did was,
Prof. Aragorn
10/04/2004, 11:43
vomit on
mattsolo
10/04/2004, 11:47
time, because
VandalSavage
10/04/2004, 11:54
that's what



Mr. Savage
Prof. Aragorn
10/04/2004, 12:01
makes sense.
TheGuardian
10/04/2004, 13:13
Jean then
JKLantern
10/04/2004, 14:49
killed Bob
drgnoftyr
10/04/2004, 14:54
Originally posted by JKLantern
killed Bob


and bill :grin: :grin: :laugh: :laugh:
Thanos thrall
10/04/2004, 15:00
and Jill
RadicalX
10/04/2004, 15:24
with her
Prof. Aragorn
10/04/2004, 20:05
battery charged
pseudosoldier
10/04/2004, 20:53
invisible psychic
The-Atom
10/04/2004, 21:00
Power blast,
Prof. Aragorn
10/04/2004, 21:15
Psylocke groped
RadicalX
10/05/2004, 10:58
Jean's right
dino1626
10/05/2004, 10:59
Hawkeye's exploding
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 11:29
arrow, and
phantom1592
10/05/2004, 11:30
died, Then
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 11:36
which meant
dino1626
10/05/2004, 12:19
that Jubilee
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 12:20
got her
phantom1592
10/05/2004, 12:22
wallet. It
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 12:23
was empty
SolidAsSnake
10/05/2004, 15:04
and crusted
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 15:36
a comet
Prof. Aragorn
10/05/2004, 15:59
, so Shadowcat
Thanos thrall
10/05/2004, 16:08
took the
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 16:13
comet and
JKLantern
10/05/2004, 16:33
rode it
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 16:43
to space
Prof. Aragorn
10/05/2004, 16:44
where Psylocke
drgnoftyr
10/05/2004, 16:48
kissed colossus
Prof. Aragorn
10/05/2004, 16:49
and Jean
DeathStroke411
10/05/2004, 16:50
at the
pseudosoldier
10/05/2004, 19:11
stroke of
The-Atom
10/05/2004, 19:16
Midnight and
JKLantern
10/05/2004, 19:19
a half
Prof. Aragorn
10/05/2004, 20:35
sucked Psylocke's
pseudosoldier
10/06/2004, 02:57
battery powered
Socko
10/06/2004, 08:05
alarm clock
drgnoftyr
10/06/2004, 14:14
which was
Prof. Aragorn
10/06/2004, 14:21
hot for
bootkneelee
10/06/2004, 14:28
anyone who
Prof. Aragorn
10/06/2004, 16:33
sucked Psylocke's
Socko
10/06/2004, 16:35
fuzzy peach
drgnoftyr
10/06/2004, 16:37
peach fuzz;) ;)
Wheel of Fish
10/06/2004, 20:43
"Holy cow,"
RadicalX
10/06/2004, 21:08
Harry Carey
GAMBIT_99
10/06/2004, 21:25
and that
JKLantern
10/06/2004, 21:28
made Batman
Prof. Aragorn
10/06/2004, 22:05
want Shadowcat
lharles
10/07/2004, 13:20
to pontificate :)
drgnoftyr
10/08/2004, 02:38
and then
Mattman
10/08/2004, 09:30
bend over
pseudosoldier
10/08/2004, 16:47
to pick
Prof. Aragorn
10/08/2004, 18:05
Psylocke's long
dudemaestro
10/08/2004, 18:08
, smashing, lovely
sjierual
10/08/2004, 18:46
black hair
WTF?
10/08/2004, 18:57
Which she
PrankMonkey
10/08/2004, 19:01
Puked on.
Prof. Aragorn
10/08/2004, 19:29
This Jean
JKLantern
10/08/2004, 20:00
smashed kittens
Prof. Aragorn
10/08/2004, 20:12
Psylocke loved
JKLantern
10/08/2004, 20:14
the kittens
Prof. Aragorn
10/08/2004, 20:15
especially since
WTF?
10/08/2004, 21:08
Jean smashed
Llark
10/08/2004, 21:16
a clown
Teron_Gorfiend
10/08/2004, 21:21
posse, the
JKLantern
10/08/2004, 21:23
gang of
VandalSavage
10/08/2004, 21:31
Hellfire Members



Mr. Savage
Prof. Aragorn
10/09/2004, 01:46
bent Jean
Teron_Gorfiend
10/09/2004, 01:48
's jelly beans
drgnoftyr
10/09/2004, 02:27
into the
pseudosoldier
10/09/2004, 10:32
candy dish
Socko
10/09/2004, 10:42
and made
WTF?
10/09/2004, 18:20
some Tacos!
Prof. Aragorn
10/09/2004, 20:37
Psylocke rubbed
Dalandow
10/09/2004, 20:55
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
Psylocke rubbed



Emma's thigh

;)
Socko
10/09/2004, 20:58
and got
Socko
10/09/2004, 20:58
and got
Dalandow
10/09/2004, 21:02
Originally posted by Socko
and got



aroused, then
Prof. Aragorn
10/09/2004, 21:06
Emma sucked
Socko
10/09/2004, 21:07
her










life-force
Dalandow
10/09/2004, 21:08
Originally posted by Socko
her










life-force


D@mnit!!!!!! It was getting good.
Prof. Aragorn
10/09/2004, 21:09
and Jean
Dalandow
10/09/2004, 21:10
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
Emma sucked



Psylockes nipple
Dalandow
10/09/2004, 21:12
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
and Jean



ate out
Prof. Aragorn
10/09/2004, 21:37
with Shadowcat.
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 00:57
Beer monkey's
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 01:39
watched them
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 01:44
fling poo
Llark
10/10/2004, 02:21
then the
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 02:21
X-babes licked
Llark
10/10/2004, 02:23
one another's
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 02:27
cupcake icing
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 02:32
and moaned
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 02:32
yuckie this
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 02:34
is wet
Thanos thrall
10/10/2004, 02:36
and has
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 02:42
creamy filling
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 03:56
inside the
unknownronin
10/10/2004, 04:36
monkey dishwasher
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 06:00
Originally posted by unknownronin
monkey dishwasher

chocolate factory
dodoriazarbon
10/10/2004, 09:21
Mary-Jane Watson-Parker
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 09:45
sued beast
pseudosoldier
10/10/2004, 10:27
for around
Prof. Aragorn
10/10/2004, 22:21
10 million
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 23:10
rock salt
Teron_Gorfiend
10/10/2004, 23:20
Cinnamon bears


*note: why does everyone have jean or psylock licking something?
drgnoftyr
10/10/2004, 23:33
were nasty
ecchs
10/11/2004, 00:09
but delicious
Teron_Gorfiend
10/11/2004, 00:23
Originally posted by ecchs
but delicious
in coffee
Prof. Aragorn
10/11/2004, 07:33
Originally posted by Teron_Gorfiend
*note: why does everyone have jean or psylock licking something?

. Shadowcat licked
drgnoftyr
10/11/2004, 11:58
a razorblade
Prof. Aragorn
10/11/2004, 16:46
that Psylocke
Mattman
10/12/2004, 14:32
hid inside
BudPalmer
10/12/2004, 14:42
her shoe
Teron_Gorfiend
10/12/2004, 14:46
to eat
Sink74
10/12/2004, 14:51
. But then
BudPalmer
10/12/2004, 14:53
Kitty farted.
pseudosoldier
10/12/2004, 15:16
Meanwhile, Magneto
Teron_Gorfiend
10/12/2004, 15:18
slapped mystique
dudemaestro
10/12/2004, 15:19
beheld a
WTF?
10/12/2004, 23:16
Turkey Baster
ecchs
10/13/2004, 04:39
while grabbing
drgnoftyr
10/13/2004, 05:28
a razorblade
lharles
10/13/2004, 08:50
. All died.
drgnoftyr
10/13/2004, 09:12
Originally posted by lharles
. All died.

then resurrected
WTF?
10/13/2004, 20:18
Rick James
Mattman
10/14/2004, 11:29
then licked
sockmonkee
10/14/2004, 11:38
some crack
Prof. Aragorn
10/14/2004, 14:34
and screwed
drgnoftyr
10/14/2004, 15:29
a lightbulb
igjester
10/14/2004, 15:37
up your
Socko
10/14/2004, 15:37
Originally posted by drgnof tyr
a lightbulb

in his
drgnoftyr
10/14/2004, 16:07
new car
Prof. Aragorn
10/14/2004, 16:31
. Psylocke and
WTF?
10/14/2004, 23:23
Rick James
JesseJames
10/14/2004, 23:26
sang a
ecchs
10/14/2004, 23:27
nice tune
drgnoftyr
10/14/2004, 23:27
about opera
ecchs
10/14/2004, 23:37
mixed with
Prof. Aragorn
10/15/2004, 07:34
tequilla and
sockmonkee
10/15/2004, 07:38
Corn Flakes
Prof. Aragorn
10/15/2004, 14:27
. Shadowcat loved
pseudosoldier
10/15/2004, 14:54
to eat
bamf-guy
10/15/2004, 14:59
potato salad
JesseJames
10/15/2004, 15:00
and mushy
Prof. Aragorn
10/16/2004, 00:27
, fuzzy clams.
WTF?
10/16/2004, 02:37
dipped in
Prof. Aragorn
10/16/2004, 17:31
Psylocke's cream.
Socko
10/16/2004, 17:33
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
Psylocke's cream.

Allergic Reactions
Prof. Aragorn
10/16/2004, 17:39
caused Jean
JKLantern
10/16/2004, 18:00
to vomit
Prof. Aragorn
10/16/2004, 18:01
on Shadowcat's
DOOMBOTSKI
10/16/2004, 18:04
cat's shadow
JesseJames
10/16/2004, 18:49
. So Monkeys
Prof. Aragorn
10/16/2004, 21:06
started to
pseudosoldier
10/16/2004, 22:35
wildly fling
whitestripe
10/16/2004, 22:48
into walls?
Socko
10/16/2004, 22:52
They broke.
drgnoftyr
10/17/2004, 00:21
meanwhile the
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 01:55
three X-babes
drgnoftyr
10/17/2004, 02:04
died suddenly
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 02:05
, but resurrected
drgnoftyr
10/17/2004, 02:10
rusty razorblades
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 02:37
and themselves
drgnoftyr
10/17/2004, 02:43
gave everyone
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 02:51
hard long
drgnoftyr
10/17/2004, 03:24
decapitated slices
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 17:06
to the
JKLantern
10/17/2004, 17:15
impressionable children
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 17:15
who stroked
Snake_Eyes898
10/17/2004, 17:25
evil cats
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 17:32
and watched
oseefus1
10/17/2004, 17:49
him eat
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 18:22
psylocke's fluffy
ecchs
10/17/2004, 21:45
pink marshmallows
Prof. Aragorn
10/17/2004, 21:47
. Psylocke moaned
Prof. Aragorn
10/18/2004, 21:38
*it's been a while, so I'll bump this thread in hopes of more replies. I can't do this by myself, now can I?*
ecchs
10/19/2004, 01:25
Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
. Psylocke moaned

, legs stretched
WTF?
10/19/2004, 03:03
and then
drgnoftyr
10/19/2004, 07:39
three razorblades
Mattman
10/19/2004, 10:06
cut her
drgnoftyr
10/19/2004, 10:07
very deeply
Mattman
10/19/2004, 11:24
on her
Prof. Aragorn
10/19/2004, 14:12
psychic sword
WTF?
10/19/2004, 21:29
so she
Prof. Aragorn
10/19/2004, 21:36
bent over
Socko
10/19/2004, 21:38
revealing soft
Prof. Aragorn
10/19/2004, 21:41
, fulfilling ninja
Socko
10/19/2004, 21:56
trademarks on
Prof. Aragorn
10/19/2004, 22:02
her ninja
ecchs
10/19/2004, 22:14
assets. Diablo
WTF?
10/19/2004, 22:58
pulled out
ecchs
10/19/2004, 23:34
his diabolical
WTF?
10/19/2004, 23:38
weapon called
boulish
10/19/2004, 23:46
justice's big
ecchs
10/19/2004, 23:51
purple poppa
greyimp
10/19/2004, 23:53
of doom
boulish
10/19/2004, 23:56
coincidentally, galactus
greyimp
10/19/2004, 23:59
liked cheese
ecchs
10/20/2004, 00:06
and diablo's
boulish
10/20/2004, 00:06
cheese was
nick1121
10/20/2004, 00:36
bigger than
drgnoftyr
10/20/2004, 01:25
a razorblade
ecchs
10/20/2004, 05:56
specially made
Answerman
10/20/2004, 06:20
with extra
Goose
10/20/2004, 07:10
foot fungus.
drgnoftyr
10/20/2004, 07:12
nightcrawler jumped
Prof. Aragorn
10/20/2004, 14:44
"Happy birthday!"
boulish
10/20/2004, 14:46
the beyonder
Prof. Aragorn
10/20/2004, 14:51
had shouted
drgnoftyr
10/20/2004, 14:52
at apocalypse
boulish
10/20/2004, 14:52
who decided
wease10
10/20/2004, 14:52
"stop thief"
neil by mouth
10/20/2004, 14:55
or die
PirateNinja
10/20/2004, 15:06
. Magneto killed
Socko
10/20/2004, 15:20
Originally posted by PirateNinja
. Magneto killed

him slowly.
darthnader
10/20/2004, 15:28
The swelling
Socko
10/20/2004, 15:36
Originally posted by darthnader
The swelling

increased quickly.
vertigosrealm
10/20/2004, 15:59
inside his