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Stuart_Rex
04/06/2006, 15:10
invented bananas.
el cu cuy
04/06/2006, 15:19
2 words
Stuart_Rex
04/06/2006, 15:22
is all
el cu cuy
04/06/2006, 15:27
I need
Stuart_Rex
04/06/2006, 15:32
to succesfully
el cu cuy
04/06/2006, 15:42
insert my
Stuart_Rex
04/06/2006, 15:45
mis-shapen member
el cu cuy
04/06/2006, 15:46
, not mine
Stuart_Rex
04/06/2006, 16:48
the gold
St-Dumas
04/06/2006, 19:11
is shiny.
el cu cuy
04/06/2006, 21:56
I'm gellin'
BigBlowfish
04/07/2006, 00:18
at the
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 00:34
hell hole
Socko
04/07/2006, 00:41
casino & buffet.
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 00:48
"Oh god!
Socko
04/07/2006, 01:16
Crab Rangoon!
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 01:17
" yelled Hulk
Socko
04/07/2006, 01:20
. "these gooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!"
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 01:22
Thor asked
Socko
04/07/2006, 01:27
Tucan Sam
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 01:38
about Asgard
Socko
04/07/2006, 01:57
growing gayness *j/k*

;)


Macaroni factories.
Stuart_Rex
04/07/2006, 02:43
"There are
el cu cuy
04/07/2006, 03:17
maltese gornak
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 15:33
in my
el cu cuy
04/07/2006, 16:44
shorts where
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 19:33
I keep
Socko
04/07/2006, 20:50
my infamous
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 21:04
super duper
Socko
04/07/2006, 21:04
ever flowin'
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 21:09
magically powered
Socko
04/07/2006, 21:14
shards of
St-Dumas
04/07/2006, 21:42
the special
Antipathy
04/08/2006, 00:35
kind of
el cu cuy
04/08/2006, 14:46
monkey spermicide
Antipathy
04/08/2006, 15:04
of doom.
el cu cuy
04/08/2006, 15:14
Swager like
Antipathy
04/08/2006, 15:18
misspelled words
el cu cuy
04/08/2006, 15:28
in Andipaddyies
St-Dumas
04/08/2006, 17:57
with a
el cu cuy
04/09/2006, 02:38
bizznatch dream
Antipathy
04/11/2006, 00:16
. Interelationalcousingsex is
el cu cuy
04/11/2006, 00:23
something Carlos
Antipathy
04/11/2006, 00:24
has done
el cu cuy
04/11/2006, 00:34
and said
St-Dumas
04/11/2006, 00:55
"Holly caropp!
el cu cuy
04/11/2006, 02:14
is blaphamy!
St-Dumas
04/11/2006, 02:35
" then he
el cu cuy
04/11/2006, 15:47
for real
St-Dumas
04/11/2006, 17:02
kicked the
BigBlowfish
04/12/2006, 00:55
Preferred Oxen
Antipathy
04/12/2006, 00:56
into a
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 01:14
side stitch
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 01:26
with five
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 01:35
2 peg
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 01:39
bicycle wheels
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 01:42
pierced through
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 01:48
Galactus' nose
Antipathy
04/12/2006, 01:49
. And then
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 02:01
along came
Antipathy
04/12/2006, 02:12
Polly, who
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 02:45
sharted in
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 03:32
her favorite
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 03:35
pair of
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 03:36
magically powered
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 03:38
boot poops
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 14:39
. In Texas
Socko
04/12/2006, 14:48
people eat
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 14:50
giant ribs
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 16:29
of elephants
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 16:55
and evil
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 16:59
salad dressing
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 17:01
made from
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 17:03
Satan's armpit
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 17:05
which is
el cu cuy
04/12/2006, 17:09
located under
St-Dumas
04/12/2006, 17:16
his foot
Antipathy
04/12/2006, 22:16
and Bigfoot's
el cu cuy
04/13/2006, 00:25
hairy @$$
St-Dumas
04/13/2006, 01:38
. The devil
ReZourceman
04/13/2006, 05:08
has sore
Charaxes
04/13/2006, 05:19
from the
ReZourceman
04/13/2006, 06:55
rectal bleeding
St-Dumas
04/13/2006, 16:20
caused by
el cu cuy
04/13/2006, 16:43
that badger
Antipathy
04/14/2006, 16:20
also known
St-Dumas
04/14/2006, 16:30
as "Herman
Antipathy
04/14/2006, 16:40
Goering". Hermann
el cu cuy
04/14/2006, 16:44
mispelled his
Antipathy
04/14/2006, 16:51
nothing. Hermann

(Hermann Goering was the commander of the Luftwaffe, which was the air force of the Nazis)
el cu cuy
04/14/2006, 16:57
didn't ask
Antipathy
04/14/2006, 21:13
who Hitler
St-Dumas
04/14/2006, 21:33
Johnson was
el cu cuy
04/15/2006, 02:41
and exposed
St-Dumas
04/15/2006, 03:02
the truth
el cu cuy
04/15/2006, 03:19
about his
PsychoHippie
04/15/2006, 03:47
questionable parentage.
Antipathy
04/15/2006, 10:36
George Bush
St-Dumas
04/15/2006, 14:49
bought the
el cu cuy
04/15/2006, 15:13
ranch dressing
Antipathy
04/15/2006, 16:31
and then
Antipathy
04/15/2006, 16:31
of DOOM
St-Dumas
04/15/2006, 18:50
, Bill came
el cu cuy
04/16/2006, 02:38
without pants
St-Dumas
04/16/2006, 02:48
and screamed
el cu cuy
04/16/2006, 02:54
"Wheres my
St-Dumas
04/16/2006, 02:55
dinner woman!
ReZourceman
04/20/2006, 17:56
Turtle heads
Antipathy
04/20/2006, 17:57
brains
el cu cuy
04/21/2006, 01:48
Turtle heads
are erupting


brains
(This is the 2 word story thread, not to be confused with the WORD association thread.)
Smaug317
04/21/2006, 01:49
Right says
el cu cuy
04/21/2006, 01:53
Squiggily Diggily,
Smaug317
04/21/2006, 01:54
You are
el cu cuy
04/21/2006, 01:55
being raped
Smaug317
04/21/2006, 01:56
by a
el cu cuy
04/21/2006, 02:10
paper plate
Antipathy
04/21/2006, 03:08
. Weird. Anyway
el cu cuy
04/21/2006, 17:27
, that rhymes
Antipathy
04/22/2006, 00:16
with cow
BigBlowfish
04/22/2006, 00:30
brains glowing
el cu cuy
04/22/2006, 01:53
on my
Antipathy
04/22/2006, 03:51
laptop screen.
Charaxes
04/22/2006, 03:58
Who is
ReZourceman
04/22/2006, 04:02
Jenna Jameson
el cu cuy
04/22/2006, 04:34
's areola artist?
Charaxes
04/22/2006, 16:05
Blank Panther
el cu cuy
04/22/2006, 16:17
be black
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 16:36
and blue.
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 16:41
He was
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 18:23
gobbling pain-killers
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 18:28
until one
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 18:36
took effect.
KitsuShel
04/24/2006, 18:44
And then
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 18:44
This caused
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 20:31
him to
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 20:33
get high
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 20:43
and pass
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 20:44
a police
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 21:03
car. He
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 21:04
realized that
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 21:13
he was
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 21:15
in a
Ro-gan
04/24/2006, 21:28
"high" state.
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 21:31
This guy
magneto51889
04/24/2006, 21:43
was destryoing
Antipathy
04/24/2006, 22:02
Ro_gan's parlor.
el cu cuy
04/25/2006, 01:47
"Skyrockets inflight...
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 09:47
"...at night."
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 13:11
While hair10
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 13:21
decided to
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 16:06
grasp an
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 16:56
irrated DS-00-0, FSD.
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 18:48
They danced
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 20:47
a waltz
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 20:54
and had
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 21:17
a delightful
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 21:20
tango together.
Ro-gan
04/25/2006, 21:45
Suddenly, Mary Jane Watson Parker
Antipathy
04/25/2006, 21:57
kissed Ro_gan :ermm:
el cu cuy
04/26/2006, 00:22
's fellow realmser
Antipathy
04/26/2006, 00:30
Gacy's Clown.
el cu cuy
04/26/2006, 01:02
Why not
spider_ham
04/26/2006, 01:45
get funky?
el cu cuy
04/26/2006, 06:31
I smell
Antipathy
04/26/2006, 08:07
like sh**
Ro-gan
04/26/2006, 22:21
, she said.
Antipathy
04/26/2006, 22:22
Brass Monkey
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 00:24
that junky
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 00:49
had a
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 00:52
funky monkey.
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 00:53
Idiocrity had
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 01:02
a gun.
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 01:03
Hobgoblin ate
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 01:05
me out.
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 01:07
Along came
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 01:08
Polly, who
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 01:11
sharted again
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 01:12
and again
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 01:14
until finally
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 01:15
he shat
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 01:17
and wiped.
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 01:18
Then Daredevil
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 01:19
licked his
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 01:22
girlfriend's eyeball.
el cu cuy
04/27/2006, 01:30
It got
spider_ham
04/27/2006, 03:28
cheeseburger grease
Antipathy
04/27/2006, 03:29
all over
Ro-gan
04/27/2006, 08:37
good shirt.
ReZourceman
04/27/2006, 08:48
Just because
KitsuShel
04/27/2006, 08:50
he was
ReZourceman
04/27/2006, 08:52
A woman.
el cu cuy
04/28/2006, 01:43
ReZ is
Antipathy
04/28/2006, 08:09
an interesting
Charaxes
04/28/2006, 10:01
male impersonator
Ro-gan
04/28/2006, 10:03
who likes
el cu cuy
04/28/2006, 17:04
to be
Ro-gan
04/28/2006, 17:09
held. He
el cu cuy
04/28/2006, 17:37
enjoys being
Ro-gan
04/28/2006, 17:57
suckled by
Charaxes
04/28/2006, 22:54
wild pigs
KitsuShel
04/28/2006, 23:41
and horses.
Antipathy
04/28/2006, 23:42
The one
KitsuShel
04/28/2006, 23:43
with the
Antipathy
04/28/2006, 23:44
great big
KitsuShel
04/28/2006, 23:51
boils and
Antipathy
04/28/2006, 23:52
bumps and
Ro-gan
04/28/2006, 23:59
stinky poo.
el cu cuy
04/29/2006, 00:39
is a
PsychoHippie
04/29/2006, 03:26
massive improvement.
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 07:55
over having
KitsuShel
04/29/2006, 10:02
three eyes.
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 10:10
In Britain
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 10:13
Captain Britain saw
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 10:17
"Counting Classes"
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 10:24
and didn't
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 10:29
take them,
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 10:32
he wanted
KitsuShel
04/29/2006, 10:59
a little
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 11:04
nookie instead.
KitsuShel
04/29/2006, 11:23
Sponch! is
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 11:28
some type
KitsuShel
04/29/2006, 11:30
of delicious
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 11:33
cookie snack.
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 11:40
Holy Carp,
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 11:44
Captain Britain exclaimed.
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 11:49
Police smell.
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 11:50
Like bacon.
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 12:03
Gone off.
KitsuShel
04/29/2006, 12:07
Please stop
ReZourceman
04/29/2006, 12:10
smelling bad.
Ro-gan
04/29/2006, 22:09
Suddenly, Psylocke
GreenLantrn128
04/29/2006, 22:13
saw a
ReZourceman
04/30/2006, 11:33
huge willy
venarnage
04/30/2006, 13:06
pertruding from
ReZourceman
04/30/2006, 13:07
her rectum,
el cu cuy
05/01/2006, 15:07
that was
Antipathy
05/01/2006, 16:05
as big
PirateNinja
05/01/2006, 18:36
as Pirateninja.
Antipathy
05/01/2006, 20:45
As long
ReZourceman
05/02/2006, 10:13
as jelly
KitsuShel
05/02/2006, 10:24
and peanutbutter[/color]
ReZourceman
05/02/2006, 10:25
likes hamsters.
KitsuShel
05/02/2006, 10:49
Hamsters like
d_knight7
05/02/2006, 12:29
Jewel because
Antipathy
05/02/2006, 12:37
shiny things
el cu cuy
05/03/2006, 01:30
don't care
ReZourceman
05/03/2006, 05:16
about gerbils.
Antipathy
05/03/2006, 05:19
Hermaphrodite Bob
ReZourceman
05/03/2006, 05:32
cut off
PirateNinja
05/03/2006, 06:41
his hair