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BudPalmer
08/28/2007, 10:17
yam bag.

Ol' Wheaty would never use a phrase like "assume office". As a matter of fact, I believe he would slap the person who said it.
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 12:12
Then a.....
Miraclo
08/28/2007, 12:14
strange visitor
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 12:18
raped the...
BudPalmer
08/28/2007, 12:34
wool socks
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 12:35
of Bud's...
Miraclo
08/28/2007, 12:37
with a




(fillerfillerfillersothiswillpost)
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 12:42
gravy ladel
JKLantern
08/28/2007, 14:17
+ 5

Wheaty WOULD'VE slapped me for using the phrase "assume office," but he decided it would just be easier to steal my pants instead. Good ol' Wheaty. I heard he's a Senator now.
Konmel
08/28/2007, 19:04
ink cartridges
plkangus
08/28/2007, 19:29
make interesting
Iron Ham
08/28/2007, 19:30
Halo Clix :p
Konmel
08/28/2007, 20:21
to destroy
JKLantern
08/28/2007, 20:25
pine cones
Deadpool29
08/28/2007, 21:05
....and cat
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 21:50
who then...
JKLantern
08/28/2007, 21:51
waxed eloquent
Deadpool29
08/28/2007, 21:58
little piggys
TheNumberOfTheBeast
08/28/2007, 21:59
with a

*this is FILLER!!!*
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 22:00
shiny thanos
JKLantern
08/28/2007, 22:01
spork fizzle.
anonymous92
08/28/2007, 22:22
Santa Claus
Iron Ham
08/28/2007, 22:24
Halo Clix..
Deadpool29
08/29/2007, 01:13
will suck............
JKLantern
08/29/2007, 07:18
(Well DUH,
T'Chaka
08/29/2007, 07:20
but Master
JKLantern
08/29/2007, 07:21
Corran Horn
T'Chaka
08/29/2007, 07:23
will always
BudPalmer
08/29/2007, 09:36
eat pudding.
JKLantern
08/29/2007, 10:49
(Discount Pudding).

Yoink.
Konmel
09/02/2007, 22:06
This story ...
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:07
will always
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:07
live on

Wheaty can take out Chuck Norris by glaring at him.
Konmel
09/02/2007, 22:08
even though ...
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:10
we're idiotic
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:12
and sometimes
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:16
stink funny
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:18
when they're
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:19
eating towels.
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:24
A mouthful
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:25
of telephone
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:42
never means
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:42
good health
Konmel
09/02/2007, 22:48
especially when ...
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:49
your telephone
JKLantern
09/02/2007, 22:51
has been...
T'Chaka
09/02/2007, 22:57
inside of

.
Konmel
09/03/2007, 11:07
someone's toilet
JKLantern
09/03/2007, 11:10
disposal system
anonymous92
09/03/2007, 22:56
for Magneto...
JKLantern
09/03/2007, 23:36
and PALMER
BudPalmer
09/04/2007, 10:18
Sid Palmer
JKLantern
09/04/2007, 10:43
, Cuisinart Extraordinare!
Konmel
09/06/2007, 21:58
We need ...
JKLantern
09/06/2007, 21:59
more pineapple
BudPalmer
09/06/2007, 22:00
fresh pineapple
Konmel
09/06/2007, 22:10
, slice pineapple,
BudPalmer
09/06/2007, 22:29
never frozen.
T'Chaka
09/06/2007, 22:30
The juiciest
JKLantern
09/06/2007, 22:32
pineapple always
T'Chaka
09/06/2007, 22:33
has delicate
TheNumberOfTheBeast
09/09/2007, 00:17
gangsta skillz
JKLantern
09/09/2007, 11:38
for sneezing
Konmel
09/13/2007, 20:20
while driving...
JKLantern
09/13/2007, 20:22
blind. Erasmus
Konmel
09/13/2007, 20:24
...is no ....
JKLantern
09/13/2007, 20:24
Space Marine.
T'Chaka
09/13/2007, 21:09
For everyone
JKLantern
09/13/2007, 21:15
ages three
Iron Ham
09/13/2007, 21:16
No Lynch.....
Konmel
09/14/2007, 08:05
which means ...
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 08:15
Iron Ham...
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 08:19
eats poopy
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 08:20
even if.....
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 08:21
it didn't
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 08:22
come from....
Miraclo
09/14/2007, 08:23
someone he



("message is too short" filler)
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 08:26
stalks daily.
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 08:44
Strong arming
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 08:46
old ladies
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 09:16
nets you

...
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 09:37
a whole....
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 09:42
butt load
...
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 09:43
of pills
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 09:53
and ointments
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 10:15
discount ointments
Because old people are thrifty.
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 10:20
snake ointments
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:37
but never...
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 11:40
corn cobbs
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:41
or the.....
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 11:42
potato cobbs
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:43
Sometimes ferrets
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 11:46
steal my
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:47
delicate Swiss
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 11:48
undergarments made
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:49
with only..
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 11:50
the best
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 11:51
elderberries and
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 12:01
Smurf droppings
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 14:29
from Thailand
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 14:41
from Thailand

, New Jersey
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 14:54
, New Jersey

, Spain, World.
lunar
09/14/2007, 16:35
What these
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 16:37
ferrets lack
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 16:45
is mayonnaise.
BudPalmer
09/14/2007, 19:17
Sometimes when
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 19:26
singing, I
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 19:30
scratch my
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 19:30
phospholipid bilayer
T'Chaka
09/14/2007, 20:06
or my.....
Konmel
09/14/2007, 20:13
scrotum because
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 20:15
phospholipid bilayer
Konmel
09/14/2007, 20:16
surrounds my
Antipathy
09/14/2007, 20:17
mom's scrotum
Konmel
09/14/2007, 20:19
which is ...
JKLantern
09/14/2007, 20:19
perfectly Freudian
Badgerbite
09/14/2007, 21:17
when eaten.
Konmel
09/14/2007, 21:46
Yummy is ...
BudPalmer
09/15/2007, 02:07
as yummy
JKLantern
09/15/2007, 09:55
poops. Minotaurs
BudPalmer
09/15/2007, 10:16
use special
JKLantern
09/15/2007, 10:36
horn ointment
Konmel
09/15/2007, 11:04
to pierce ....
JKLantern
09/15/2007, 14:11
the fabric
Konmel
09/16/2007, 00:16
of my ........
TheNumberOfTheBeast
09/16/2007, 16:20
man pants...
JKLantern
09/16/2007, 17:04
of women...
TheNumberOfTheBeast
09/16/2007, 19:28
with zany...
Darkseid Sr.
09/16/2007, 19:51
warning labels
Konmel
09/16/2007, 20:00
. Never cut ...
JKLantern
09/16/2007, 20:08
cheese around
lunar
09/16/2007, 20:10
ferrets or
JKLantern
09/16/2007, 21:23
thou shalt
Darkseid Sr.
09/16/2007, 22:03
sleep with
JKLantern
09/16/2007, 22:14
Joe Walsh
...
Konmel
09/27/2007, 22:36
while singing...
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 22:39
Funk 49.......
Konmel
09/27/2007, 22:51
: "Sleep all...
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:09
day, I...

Love this song so much. Maybe I should pick up a James Gang Collection sometime.
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 23:16
know what...
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:17
you're goin'

But apparently I don't know the song lyrics at all. Oops.
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 23:21
. The wrong
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:24
way to

.....
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 23:27
knit a......
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:28
brain worm (http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/tvstuff/joeimprov/improv3.rm)
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 23:29
is with....
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:30
a guitar
...
T'Chaka
09/27/2007, 23:31
or a.......
JKLantern
09/27/2007, 23:33
nice bottle
BudPalmer
09/28/2007, 00:01
of urine

Wheaty would have known the lyrics
madslaust
09/28/2007, 09:56
from a

.....
JKLantern
09/28/2007, 10:33
pastafarian commune
ecchs
11/08/2007, 06:49
whatever that
Ross...
11/08/2007, 06:58
Biz567 Smells
BudPalmer
11/08/2007, 09:40
like babies
JKLantern
11/08/2007, 10:38
(discount babies)
BudPalmer
11/08/2007, 10:42
with extra
JKLantern
11/08/2007, 10:43
dead babies
anonymous92
11/08/2007, 17:44
on top



wheaty for president of the world!
jonnymono
11/09/2007, 11:01
Waffle House.
BudPalmer
11/09/2007, 20:13
Sometimes you
JKLantern
11/09/2007, 20:15
win, sometimes
BudPalmer
11/09/2007, 20:18
you eat
JKLantern
11/09/2007, 20:21
Hoppin' John.
BudPalmer
11/09/2007, 20:25
He got
JKLantern
11/09/2007, 20:27
Benzene Ring
BudPalmer
11/09/2007, 20:36
on vinyl
JKLantern
11/09/2007, 20:37
pants. Then
BudPalmer
11/09/2007, 20:41
someone threw
JKLantern
11/09/2007, 20:42
shiny baubles
anonymous92
11/10/2007, 08:37
of hate...
TheNumberOfTheBeast
11/10/2007, 21:06
made of...
JKLantern
11/10/2007, 21:07
sweet potatoes
anonymous92
11/10/2007, 21:20
that sound...
JKLantern
11/10/2007, 21:26
like Buddha
Ross...
11/10/2007, 22:04
and smell.............
anonymous92
11/10/2007, 23:17
like hate...
ecchs
11/11/2007, 10:36
that lingers
JKLantern
11/11/2007, 11:18
over Realmser
ecchs
11/17/2007, 11:47
. The End?
Antipathy
02/05/2008, 22:38
Not now ......
BudPalmer
02/06/2008, 12:19
She screamed
Darkseid Sr.
02/09/2008, 17:26
I'm not...
ecchs
02/10/2008, 03:01
buying them
bagman04
02/10/2008, 03:39
but pooping
Darkseid Sr.
02/10/2008, 12:33
all over...
BudPalmer
02/10/2008, 13:28
your favorite
Darkseid Sr.
02/10/2008, 13:31
thong underwear...
BudPalmer
02/10/2008, 13:43
like a
Darkseid Sr.
02/10/2008, 13:49
infected mushroom
BudPalmer
02/10/2008, 13:52
through a
Darkseid Sr.
02/10/2008, 15:41
deranged elephant's
The BoyBlunder
02/10/2008, 17:22
long snout.
ecchs
02/11/2008, 23:52
A skrull....
BudPalmer
02/11/2008, 23:58
sat on
JKLantern
02/12/2008, 02:14
Ace Frehley
Darkseid Sr.
02/12/2008, 17:42
lifted the
JKLantern
02/12/2008, 17:51
seat up

Wheaty in 08!
Darkseid Sr.
02/12/2008, 18:53
despite his
BudPalmer
02/12/2008, 18:54
need to
JKLantern
02/12/2008, 19:12
fornicate with
BudPalmer
02/12/2008, 19:14
Thawmus' mom
supremepontiff
02/13/2008, 11:02
all night ...
JKLantern
02/13/2008, 11:40
and every
Wheaty is on Strike!
BudPalmer
02/13/2008, 12:43
day kept
supremepontiff
02/15/2008, 09:37
toiling on
Darkseid Sr.
02/15/2008, 20:53
despite your
JKLantern
02/15/2008, 20:55
lipid-based
Darkseid Sr.
02/15/2008, 20:57
saturated birthday
JKLantern
02/15/2008, 20:58
suit from...
Darkseid Sr.
02/15/2008, 21:00
when you...
ecchs
02/15/2008, 22:21
slap that....
supremepontiff
02/18/2008, 16:33
pack mule..
JKLantern
02/18/2008, 18:59
on Thursday.
ecchs
02/19/2008, 07:19
Moon Boy...
supremepontiff
02/19/2008, 09:37
took off ...
BudPalmer
02/19/2008, 09:45
his pants
JKLantern
02/19/2008, 11:00
and consumed
BudPalmer
02/19/2008, 12:28
them with
ecchs
02/21/2008, 11:47
Devil Dinosaur's
JKLantern
02/21/2008, 14:47
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Steely
BudPalmer
02/21/2008, 15:38
Dan Rocks.
JKLantern
02/21/2008, 15:47
Like pie,

________________________
BudPalmer
02/21/2008, 15:53
cake sometimes
JKLantern
02/21/2008, 15:57
classified as
ecchs
02/23/2008, 08:41
a band
__________________
JKLantern
02/23/2008, 12:19
of radiation
venarnage
02/29/2008, 01:31
and burritos.
ecchs
03/01/2008, 09:11
The End.
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