The infamous 2 word story thread.

[bootkneelee]

nice guy

[BudPalmer]

likes brutalizing

[bootkneelee]

baby seals

[doctorfate77]

The Hulk

[BudPalmer]

wouldn't eat.

[bootkneelee]

his vegatables

[doctorfate77]

in court.

[bootkneelee]

Now Daredevil

[BudPalmer]

strongly urged

[bootkneelee]

Luke Cage

[venarnage]

to play

[bootkneelee]

nice while

[venarnage]

the gremlins

[bootkneelee]

crossexamine Michael

[BudPalmer]

Jackson's monkey,

[doctorfate77]

Oprah Winfrey

[Thanos thrall]

with a

[doctorfate77]

pork roast.

[BudPalmer]

Luke made

[bootkneelee]

ate savagely

[venarnage]

in the

[doctorfate77]

rumble seat.

[venarnage]

Before Tuesday,

[bootkneelee]

everyone would

[venarnage]

die in

[bootkneelee]

a most

[doctorfate77]

perplexing situation

[blacksabbath]

. The pope

[BudPalmer]

is dead!

[venarnage]

I guess.

[ecchs]

VS players

[bootkneelee]

did it.

[Charaxes]

Stalkers on

[doctorfate77]

Divorce Court

[Thanos thrall]

took a

[doctorfate77]

potato salad

[The Qwardian]

from behind.

[Thanos thrall]

After that

[doctorfate77]

, Black Widow

[BudPalmer]

bought some

[doctorfate77]

used Aquavelva

[BudPalmer]

to treat

[doctorfate77]

her mullet

[BudPalmer]

her SHE-mullet
(fixed it!)

for her

[venarnage]

"woman friend".

[Charaxes]

This thread

[BudPalmer]

has gone

[venarnage]

completely butternuts!

[bootkneelee]

Nevertheless we

[Charaxes]

join random

[venarnage]

pirates, while

[Charaxes]

admitting that

[bootkneelee]

Hershey Kisses

[BudPalmer]

we hate

[venarnage]

are pooh.

[venarnage]

cancel that.

[Charaxes]

What on

[venarnage]

planet Earth

[The Qwardian]

earth are

[BudPalmer]

we repeating

[bootkneelee]

we talking

[BudPalmer]

we talking


HAHA got you this time! LOL

[doctorfate77]

about lurve

[Charaxes]

. Captain Morgan

[bootkneelee]

a Pirate

[Charaxes]

steals panties

[venarnage]

from Fate.

[Charaxes]

Please refrain

[doctorfate77]

from upsetting

[venarnage]

the gay.

[doctorfate77]

As he

[venarnage]

beats his

[BudPalmer]

wife like

[venarnage]

his monkey.

[Charaxes]

More than

[BudPalmer]

ever she

[Charaxes]

can take

[JacinB]

spermicidal lubricant

[BudPalmer]

by the

[bootkneelee]

pound, if

[BudPalmer]

properly motivated

[bootkneelee]

. However she

[BudPalmer]

was just

[Charaxes]

too dumb

[bootkneelee]

to keep

[BudPalmer]

from humiliating

[bootkneelee]

herself. Most

[BudPalmer]

lunatics talk

[bootkneelee]

to themselves

[Charaxes]

to whoever

[Charaxes]

to whoever

Ignore this post. Starting over from bootkneelee's post.



every chance

[bootkneelee]

they get,

[Charaxes]

mullet wearing

[BudPalmer]

especially when

[BudPalmer]

especially when

[ignore last post]

she-males using

[JacinB]

the internet.

[Charaxes]

Why would

[bootkneelee]

mullett wearing

[JacinB]

she-males ever

[BudPalmer]

she-males need

[BudPalmer]

darnit!!!!!

internet connections?

[Charaxes]

Even cavemen

[magneto51889]

Just then

[bootkneelee]

HMMMMM, LETS GO WITH

EVEN CAVEMEN...

need Geico

[JacinB]

like she-males

[bootkneelee]

need chickens

[BudPalmer]

Has anyone else noticed that this thread sucks without the edit button?

[JacinB]

Has anyone else noticed that this thread sucks without the edit button?
Whoa there, pilgrim. Two words at a time.

[BudPalmer]

Whoa there, pilgrim. Two words at a time.

Says who?

[JacinB]

Says who?
Thread rules.

[Gothic Lolita]

Quirky sycophants

[JacinB]

lick poodles

[bootkneelee]

while eating

[JacinB]

spermicidal lubricant

[bootkneelee]

and chunky

[JacinB]

Campbell's soup

[bootkneelee]

smothered in

[JacinB]

Dippity-doo and

[BudPalmer]

veal cutlets

[bootkneelee]

and a

[Gothic Lolita]

jelly doughnut

[bootkneelee]

. Even Beagles

[BudPalmer]

jelly doughnut

with sprinkles

[JacinB]

. Even Beagles
like lickings

[BudPalmer]

like lickings

peoples toeses

[bootkneelee]

peoples toeses


and tossing

[Gothic Lolita]

up cookies

[JacinB]

and biscuits

[bootkneelee]

or salads

[Gothic Lolita]

and fries

[BudPalmer]

instead of

[JacinB]

X-Men costumes

[bootkneelee]

which are

[JacinB]

far less

[doctorfate77]

revealing than

[Gothic Lolita]

J-Lo's career

[doctorfate77]

unlike Cher's

[Charaxes]

dead husband.

[BudPalmer]

Before dying

[Charaxes]

he cried

[BudPalmer]

"Is that..."

[bootkneelee]

really a

[JacinB]

inflatable penis?!

[BudPalmer]

tree?" <THUD>

[Charaxes]

Dr. Strange

[bootkneelee]

ate some

[JacinB]

marijuanafied brownies

[bootkneelee]

and drank

[JacinB]

Pabst beer.

[bootkneelee]

Most Wookies

[Charaxes]

are hairy

[bootkneelee]

and smelly

[venarnage]

but sometimes

[bootkneelee]

they smell

[venarnage]

like Summers-Eve. ;)

[Charaxes]

Funny thing

[bootkneelee]

Vinegar and

[venarnage]

mustard, taste

[bootkneelee]

just like

[blacksabbath]

doves head

[bootkneelee]

mixed with

[Charaxes]

black tar

[venarnage]

on rice.

[Charaxes]

Avatar hijacking

[venarnage]

is gay.

[Charaxes]

Blame St-Dumas

[JacinB]

for venarnage

[doctorfate77]

going gay.

[Charaxes]

Like Fate

[doctorfate77]

who likes

[Charaxes]

vanilla pudding

[doctorfate77]

in his

[BudPalmer]

sock drawer.

[venarnage]

, because Gays

[BudPalmer]

hate being

[FoxInStocks]

stuck inside

[BudPalmer]

bathroom stalls

[FoxInStocks]

with scary

[BudPalmer]

people who

[FoxInStocks]

smell like

[BudPalmer]

dead gamers.

[venarnage]

Onto another

[doctorfate77]

gay guy.

:p

[BudPalmer]

Only this

[venarnage]

's memoirs.

[venarnage]

scrap that.

[venarnage]

Only this

man's monkey

[bootkneelee]

will be

[venarnage]

covered in

[bootkneelee]

hot chocolate

[BudPalmer]

and diarrhea

[venarnage]

humored, but

[BudPalmer]

still wanting

[bootkneelee]

marshmellows and

[venarnage]

pickles. Today

[BudPalmer]

venarnage ate

[venarnage]

nine women!

[bootkneelee]

8 were

[BudPalmer]

men, the

[venarnage]

beautiful supermodels.

[venarnage]

scratch that.

[BudPalmer]

mocked venarnage!

[venarnage]

Loathing Bud!

[bootkneelee]

Vernage, Bud

[venarnage]

, Boot, and

[bootkneelee]

God knows

[BudPalmer]

Venarnage sucks!

[venarnage]

sucks = ROCKS!

[bootkneelee]

Not Really.

[venarnage]

Just kidding!

[bootkneelee]

No, not.

[venarnage]

but seriously.

[bootkneelee]

We must

[BudPalmer]

destroy JacinB.

[JacinB]

Or not.

[venarnage]

We will.

[bootkneelee]

Everyone whoever

[venarnage]

drinks soda,

[BudPalmer]

drinks soda,


while eating

[venarnage]

grilled cheese

[bootkneelee]

sandwhiches, always

[BudPalmer]

run from

[venarnage]

the pigs.

[bootkneelee]

Pigs tend

[BudPalmer]

to roll

[venarnage]

24's on

[bootkneelee]

Fo Fo's

[venarnage]

(what are Fo Fo's?)

[bootkneelee]

(what are Fo Fo's?)

Well, if you litsen to Mike Jone's [the rapper, not the insurance salesman] he's always talkin about "Tippin on 44's" [that's 4 4s not forty fours] and it means

Using Hydraulics to put go onto 2 wheels with 22 inch rims.

which is

(rim size in inches) X ( amount of wheels riding on) = n

22 X 2 = 44
"Still Tippin On 44's" by Mike Jones

so Pigs tend to roll 24's on 44's.....

just go wtih it!

[venarnage]

...actually wouldnt they be riding on 48's? ;)

[BudPalmer]

What Happened?

[BudPalmer]

Two Words

[BudPalmer]

Remember, kids?

[venarnage]

Oh yeah.

[venarnage]

I forgot.

[venarnage]

So anyways,

[bootkneelee]

Little Miss

[BudPalmer]

Can't Be

[venarnage]

all that

[JacinB]

because venarnage

[bootkneelee]

kissed her.

[blacksabbath]

James bond

[doctorfate77]

made poopoo

[JacinB]

shaped like

[Thanos thrall]

Joker's small

[venarnage]

left testicle.

[doctorfate77]

luckily, She-Ra

[venarnage]

gave Michael

[doctorfate77]

Madonna's husband

[venarnage]

a cheeselog.