The infamous 2 word story thread.

[dino1626]

I think most of you know how this works.We each put down 2 words to create a story.The only rule is you cannot have 2 posts in a row.I'll start.




Logan was

[church of xorn]

looking for

[XianDesi]

some lovin'

[dino1626]

all he

[donnie72191]

did was

[Canada Maestro]

call Cyclops

[XianDesi]

and ask

[roboclix]

AND (SLANG WORD FOR COMPLAIN AND FEMALE DOG)

[antedoX]

about jubilee

[XianDesi]

. Unfortunately, this

[dino1626]

confused Cyclops.

[church of xorn]

So then

[Kalel21]

Cyclops decided

[DrmngCelestial]

everyone should

[Socko]

get "some"(y'know... lovin)

[dino1626]

So he

[Emo Wire]

asked Jean

[backupgoalie]

to smell

[Kalel21]

his visor

[dino1626]

Jean said

[Iknor1]

"EMMA FROST!"

[dino1626]

Emma wrapped

[wellender]

her legs

[Thanos thrall]

around his

[dino1626]

motorcyle,and

[wellender]

rode away

[dino1626]

Jean laughed

[wellender]

at them

[VetLogan]

while they

[Logan185]

popped a

[Socko]

cherry



soda:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what?

[Logan185]

with Cyclops'

[52IronMan25]

on top

[Logan185]

of a

[52IronMan25]

fat morlock

[RadicalX]

. Meanwhile, Logan

[Socko]

who likes

[RadicalX]

peanut butter

[wellender]

on his

[RadicalX]

shiny adamantium

[dino1626]

Adamantium claws

[RadicalX]

, stuck his

[Thanos thrall]

Finger in

[wellender]

some jelly

[dino1626]

then smeared

[Thanos thrall]

It all

[Desmoney]

inside of

[wellender]

his shoes

[Socko]

he borrowed

[wellender]

from Jean

[dino1626]

to wear

[GAMBIT_99]

last night

[wellender]

to prom

[dino1626]

with Storm.

[napmaster]

Little did

[Thanos thrall]

He know

[cgharless]

storm was

[K-ness]

grabbing potatoes

[cgharless]

to stuff

[supremepontiff]

his pants

[pseudosoldier]

into the

[JtHM_Dude]

mouth of

[echopryme]

Banshee, so

[RadicalX]

she could

[Thanos thrall]

Move the

[JtHM_Dude]

bowels of

[GAMBIT_99]

his ears

[lukebuchanan]

taste sweet

[napmaster]

like a

[The Qwardian]

warm mitten

[darius_dax1]

that feels

[The-Atom]

rock hard

[darius_dax1]

vomit piles

[Gambit]

splatters everywhere

[pseudosoldier]

but onto

[drgnoftyr]

another subject

[napmaster]

Back at

[discombobulous]

my mother

[drgnoftyr]

the farm

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by discombobulous
my mother


told me

[wellender]

milk cows

[drgnoftyr]

is good

[dino1626]

Logan was looking for some lovin,all he did was call Cyclops and ask and (SLANG WORD FOR COMPLAIN AND FEMALE DOG)
about Jubilee.

Unfortunately,this confused Cyclops.So then Cyclops decided everyone should "get some".So he asked jean to smell his visor.Jean said "Emma Frost"!
Emma wrapped her legs around his motorcycle,and rode away.

Jean laughed at them,while they popped a cherry soda,with Cyclops on top of a fat Morlock.

Meanwhile,Logan who likes peanut butter on his shiny Adamantium,stuck his finger in some jelly then smeared it all inside of his shoes he borrowed from Jean,to wear last night to prom with Storm.

Little did he know Storm was grabbing potatoes to stuff his pants into the mouth of Banshee,so she could move the bowels of his ears.Tastes sweet like a warm mitten that feels rock hard vomit piles,splatters everywhere.But onto another subject.

Back at the farm,my mother told me that milking cows is good.


Here we go again....


Kurt Wagner

[wellender]

was down

[drgnoftyr]

in the

[dino1626]

basement of

[drgnoftyr]

xavier's mansion

[dino1626]

looking at

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by dino1626
looking at

magazine art:grin: :grin:

[wellender]

in the

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by wellender
in the


magazine was

[wellender]

a centerfold

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by wellender
a centerfold



of shadowcat

[wellender]

with Lockheed

[Logan185]

tail between

[dino1626]

Shadowcat and

[drgnoftyr]

the car

[wellender]

she was

[charlesx]

wearing skimpy

[dino1626]

fishnet stockings

[Mattman]

and a

[drgnoftyr]

swimsuit which

[wellender]

he liked

[drgnoftyr]

then he

[wellender]

flipped to

[dino1626]

his back

[Logan185]

and began

[drgnoftyr]

thing he

[BigSoph]

grabbed made

[wellender]

a noise

[drgnoftyr]

it was

[wellender]

just Fishboy

[JtHM_Dude]

licking his

[Socko]

own caviar

[pseudosoldier]

from Russia

[drgnoftyr]

that he

[wellender]

had imported

[drgnoftyr]

this weekend

[wellender]

to take

[drgnoftyr]

on A

[wellender]

picnic with

[drgnoftyr]

storm,and

[mattsolo]

2 other

[wellender]

girls from

[Logan185]

the mansion.

[drgnoftyr]

Gambit however

[Mattman]

decided to

[drgnoftyr]

go to

[dino1626]

Mystiques house

[drgnoftyr]

and party

[BigSoph]

then collapse

[wellender]

with Toad

[K-ness]

Then Gambit

[drgnoftyr]

awoke with

[wellender]

feelings of

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by wellender
feelings of

being molested

[BudPalmer]

By a

[drgnoftyr]

shapeshifting mystique

[mattsolo]

whose body

[wellender]

resembled Toad

[Logan185]

He jumped

[drgnoftyr]

and blasted

[Logan185]

Mystique with

[drgnoftyr]

a pillow

[wellender]

to the

[drgnoftyr]

head and

[petenbailey9]

kissed her

[wellender]

to make

[Socko]

her gag.

[wellender]

But Blob

[drgnoftyr]

sat on

[pseudosoldier]

a tuffet

[charlesx]

and squeezed

[Llark]

out monkeys

[drgnoftyr]

some juice

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Llark
out monkeys


grey monkey's

[Mattman]

ate some

[TheFreak]

bad tofu

[mattsolo]

Then Wolverine

[wellender]

came back

[drgnoftyr]

and complained

[wellender]

about the

[drgnoftyr]

grey monkeys

[wellender]

throwing around

[drgnoftyr]

giant poo

[Dalandow]

,which hit

[drgnoftyr]

wolverine, and

[Dalandow]

Juggernaut, who

[drgnoftyr]

turned around

[TheFreak]

and threw

[drgnoftyr]

a pie

[Dalandow]

Originally posted by TheFreak
and threw



the monkey

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by drgnof tyr
a pie

got smashed

[GAMBIT_99]

into a

[drgnoftyr]

crouching wolverine

[Thanos thrall]

, who then

[drgnoftyr]

went into

[K-ness]

the basement

[drgnoftyr]

to cry

[Dalandow]

for momma

[Thanos thrall]

And weep

[dudemaestro]

blood and

[drgnoftyr]

tear's then

[Prof. Aragorn]

The tree

[drgnoftyr]

fell down

[Prof. Aragorn]

in a

[drgnoftyr]

ditch crying... :grin: :grin:

[Prof. Aragorn]

good night (;) :laugh: )

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn
good night (;) :laugh: )

said shadowcat

[BULLIT22]

who was

[drgnoftyr]

still in

[Dalandow]

labor with

[Manchine]

a child

[52IronMan25]

in her

[Dalandow]

Originally posted by 52IronMan25
in her


Ovaries, which

[wellender]

is not

[Dalandow]

Originally posted by wellender
is not


in the

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Dalandow
in the

toilet which

[Dalandow]

Originally posted by drgnof tyr
toilet which



hasn't been

[Manchine]

Originally posted by Dalandow
hasn't been

used in

[Dalandow]

several years

[Prof. Aragorn]

since last

[Thanos thrall]

Time, when

[drgnoftyr]

beast was

[Manchine]

Originally posted by drgnof tyr
beast was

big and

[Prof. Aragorn]

bulky, so

[drgnoftyr]

it need's

[Manchine]

Originally posted by drgnof tyr
it need's

a lollipop

[drgnoftyr]

Originally posted by Manchine
a lollipop


which only

[Prof. Aragorn]

can be

[drgnoftyr]

licked by

[Manchine]

Beast himself.

[Prof. Aragorn]

He does

[drgnoftyr]

share with

[Prof. Aragorn]

no one

[VandalSavage]

except of



Mr. Savage

[GAMBIT_99]

course his

[VandalSavage]

worst enemy,



Mr.Savage

[52IronMan25]

Anna Nicole Smith

[SolidAsSnake]

so Beast

[Thanos thrall]

Took his

[Manchine]

Originally posted by Thanos thrall
Took his

Multiphase Transdimesional

[Mr. Bojangles]

pink thong

[Socko]

and put

[Dalandow]

it on

[Socko]

. He liked

[drgnoftyr]

wearing it

[pseudosoldier]

to dinner

[Prof. Aragorn]

While the

[drgnoftyr]

pest control

[Prof. Aragorn]

was out

[drgnoftyr]

doing something

[Mr. Bojangles]

very nasty

[Prof. Aragorn]

To Psylocke (;) )

[Thanos thrall]

with a

[Prof. Aragorn]

spiked metal

[darius_dax1]

blunted rubber

[Thanos thrall]

Sentinel Arm

[Prof. Aragorn]

that Psylocke

[drgnoftyr]

keeled over

[Prof. Aragorn]

and grunted

[Thanos thrall]

while saying

[Prof. Aragorn]

,"Make me

[Thanos thrall]

Have a

[Mr. Bojangles]

chocolate craving

[Prof. Aragorn]

," so she

[drgnoftyr]

went and

[Thanos thrall]

Had some

[Prof. Aragorn]

big long

[Kite-Man]

drives to