Airing of the Grievances!

[Sandra Wu-San]

Happy Festivus! Now let's celebrate with the Airing of Grievances Thread!

[Inbetweener]

Happy Festivus! First Grevience!

I'm sick of greviance threads (except for this one) and the many "I'm sick of Grevience"-themed threads that follow them.

[BudPalmer]

I hate that Sandra has more warning points than me. She's always doing that!

[Inbetweener]

Second Greviance! This one to myself...I spelled Greviance wrong...twice.:(

[Sandra Wu-San]

Grienvances List:
1) Old Navy Commercials
2) Prof. Aragon's 'enuendo'
3) Britney Murphy movies
4) Steve Urkel
5) Time
6) Wet Seal
7) TRUTH commercials
8) Wanda Sykes
9) LeaLu breast envy
10) Snow Birds (people in Florida know)
11) Slow drivers
12) Road construction
13) Speed traps
14) Enzyte commercials
15) Wizkids and their inner circle of inside info!
16) A/S/L IM'ers
17) Credit Card bills
18) Convention raffles
19) Moderators for the removal of some of my favorite avatars!

[Inbetweener]

I hate that Bud and Sandra both have more than me by a very small amount...If I could only say something rude without being provoked first...I need to really get going with these greviances...so many.

[FoxInStocks]

Remember that song 'The Safety Dance'? Yeah, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was...

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
Second Greviance! This one to myself...I spelled Greviance wrong...twice.:(
Actually, I count five...

[MSU]

My list:

1) Airport delays
2) My ex's current boyfriend
3) Diamond commercials
4) the FCC
5) Certain Presidents of the US
6) Hard to turn clix
7) Sugar and Fat - why do they have to taste so nummy?
8) clixers that complain too much
9) gas prices
10) Boys that don't return phone calls when they say they will. If you say you are going to call me back, call me back! If you don't want to call me back, why are you saying that you are going to call me back???

Right...what were we talking about? :grin: :p :cheeky:

[MSU]

Sandra, did you have anything to do with this????

-MSU

'Festivus' Shares Space With Fla. Nativity

Wed Dec 22,11:59 PM ET U.S. National - AP


By SARA KENNEDY, Associated Press Writer

BARTOW, Fla. - When a church group put a nativity scene on public property, officials warned it might open the door to other religious — and not-so-religious — displays. They were right.


Since the nativity was erected in Polk County, displays have gone up honoring Zoroastrianism and the fake holiday Festivus, featured on the TV show "Seinfeld."


The Polk County Commission voted 4-1 Wednesday to permit the nativity scene to remain across the street from the courthouse, as well as to make that area a "public forum" open to any type of display.


But the commission insisted that unless someone claims a particular display and submits a written request asking it remain, it would be removed. By Wednesday evening, no one had claimed the Festivus display, and the commission said it would come down; a woman claimed the Zoroastrianism display, which was to stay.


The debate began Dec. 15 when a handmade creche with the figures of Joseph, Mary and baby Jesus was erected by a Bible study group from the First Baptist Church of Bartow.


"The real spirit of Christmas is the birth of Christ," said Marvin Pittman, a retired law enforcement officer and parishioner. "We felt it needs to be in the public eye, so we did it."


Other displays are fine, too, he said, adding, "If somebody wants to do that, it's their right."


And true to form, the site almost immediately sprouted alternative displays, including a simple sign that reads: "Festivus for the Rest of Us — Donated to Polk County by the Seinfeld Fan Club."


The display, a reference to the fake holiday featured on an episode of the television sitcom, did not include the totem of Festivus — a bare aluminum pole instead of a tree. Key rituals of Festivus include accusing others of being a disappointment and wrestling.


Another display celebrating Zoroastrianism was erected by Stella Darby, who wanted to encourage people to research the ancient Persian religion.


Richard Blank, a member of the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites), objected to the nativity scene's presence on public property, arguing it violates the constitutional separation of church and state.


"The nativity scene is totally celebratory of the birth of Christ," he said. "Not everyone subscribes to that, and those who do should put it on their own property."


But a board member who voted to allow the creche as part of the "public forum" disagreed with Blank. "A group had asked to display a scene important to their beliefs; I felt we shouldn't suppress their right to do so," said Commissioner Samuel K. Johnson.

[Gentlegamer]

I have no grievances.

"Forgive our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass against us."

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by MSU
Since the nativity was erected in Polk County, displays have gone up honoring Zoroastrianism and the fake holiday Festivus, featured on the TV show "Seinfeld." What, no Manechean display?

[FoxInStocks]

Tresspassers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be shot again. :p

[freakazoid_x]

People so outrageously stupid that you can't help but beat them up and throw their unconscious form into the dumpster.

People too tall for the dumpster

Stupid yuppie/hippie scum who want to beat every trace of religion out of the holiday season.

To quote a famous squirrel "You're gonna get coal in your stocking, cause you're yuppie scummmmmmmm."

[FoxInStocks]

I'm trying to think up something Freakazoid-related here, but it's been so long since I've seen that show... :(

[BudPalmer]

Just bring up Mr. Chubbykins and all will be well!

[Inbetweener]

I've made three already so here goes my list of grievances.

4. Urkel-Os: Like Sandra Wu-san, I despise Steve Urkel (no offense dude, I know you post here) but more than anything else I hate the fact that he was actually marketed enough to have his very own cereal...that sucks real bad.
5. Grievance five!: Lealu is really a 58 year old dude.
6. Midgets: I'm in the minority here but I don't think they are the least bit funny. I think it's sad and exploitative that they are glorified as such...they are creepy and fiendish...and diabolically magical too.
7. Christmas: I don't care what you people say. Nothing says "Peace and Joy to the World" like Agnosticism and a big metal pole.
8. Lindsay Lohan: Yes, she's attractive and has big boobs...I get that. But this doesn't mean she should be allowed to plague the world with her talentless acting and ####py music.
9. Nipples on TV: Why is it that every Monday night I can watch some money hungry debutante stuff her face with deer dink on Fear Factor but yet I can't even get so much as a peak at her chesticles.
10. Boxing: Can't we just watch them hack each other up with funny nick-nacks and other giftware instead?
11. The Media: A space probe is about to enter one of Saturn's moons made of methane and ethane oceans...with a camera!!! and the Media just can't get enough of how much a flop Colin Farrell is.
12. I’ve spelled Grievance wrong way more than twice.

That’s it for now.

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
What, no Manechean display?
Careful, you're going to draw grievances from the 3rd century Babylonians. Besides, the physical world is inherently evil in Manichaean philosophy. They'd celebrate by not creating a display and just think real hard about one...

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by hail_eris
Actually, I count five...

I know...sad. :o see grievance number 12.:(

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
4. Urkel-Os: Like Sandra Wu-san, I despise Steve Urkel (no offense dude, I know you post here The guy that played Urkel is a member of HCRealms?

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
The guy that played Urkel is a member of HCRealms?

Yeah, he goes by the handle of Basil Elks...or was it Lark Fuquante...or Dr. Tom Elliot? I can't remember.

[LeaLu]

LeaLu's Grievances List:
1) People who spoil the ending to the only comic book miniseries I've been reading for SEVEN MONTHS, without warning and on the day the book is released. Yes, I'm still bitter.
2) Moderators who read your PMs for no reason besides entertainment
3) Whoever keeps giving Ashlee Simpson airplay
4) Ditto for Paris Hilton
5) Milwaukee men
6) Christmas music
7) Pregnant women/mothers with a sense of entitlement
8) Shopping between the end of November and the end of December
9) Elderly drivers
10) Credit card bills
11) Mindless fanboys
12) GEICO, Old Navy, and Enzyte commercials
13) Prof. Aragon's 'innuendo'
14) Sandra's (completely understandable) envy of me
15) My (also completely understandable) envy of Sandra's love life
16) People who are in an online Heroclix league and WON'T FINISH THEIR F'IN GAMES
17) Family members who demand that I get married and make babies
18) People I barely know who demand that I get married and make babies
19) People who complain too much ;)
20) superman33, for no good reason
21) People who think the "LeaLu is a 58-year old man" joke is still funny after the fiftieth time.

[thugit]

1. Paris Hilton
2. Paris Hilton
3. Paris Hilton
4. Paris Hilton
5. Paris Hilton
6. Paris Hilton
7. Paris Hilton
8. Paris Hilton
9. Paris Hilton
10. People who don't appreciate Lindsay Lohan's talents.

Did I mention Paris Hilton? That's not hot.

[Gentlegamer]

I knew I'd be at the top your list. I'm sorry, Lea. :cry:

[hail_eris]

You know, "white Urkel" is actually a pretty fun insult to trot out. The words run together in a really ear-pleasing way and not enough people remember "Saved by the Bell" for Screech to function as an effective slam anymore...

[Sandra Wu-San]

Originally posted by LeaLu

14) Sandra's (completely understandable) envy of me


That grievance was worded so it'd go either way muffin ;)

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by LeaLu
21) People who think the "LeaLu is a 58-year old man" joke is still funny after the fiftieth time.

O.K., you're a woman in her late 20s...Shouldn't you be getting married and having babies by now?

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by hail_eris
Careful, you're going to draw grievances from the 3rd century Babylonians. Besides, the physical world is inherently evil in Manichaean philosophy. They'd celebrate by not creating a display and just think real hard about one...
Considering the catholic church called about every other person they deemed a heretic a Manichaean, they are are pretty diverse lot...

[Sandra Wu-San]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
O.K., you're a woman in her late 20s...Shouldn't you be getting married and having babies by now?

Abort! Abort! Do not go there!

[EmperorNorton]

My grievances:
1) Bus and train drivers. One day I'll get my revenge!
2) Certain countries not signing the Kyoto protocol.
3) Lack of FREEEEEEDOM!
4) Salesclerks.
5) People who count their pennies at the supermarket register.
6) Christina Ricci not calling.

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by Sandra Wu-San
That grievance was worded so it'd go either way muffin ;)

*pats you on the head* Of course it was, cupcake. Don't worry, maybe you're just a late bloomer.

[Sandra Wu-San]

Originally posted by LeaLu
*pats you on the head* Of course it was, cupcake. Don't worry, maybe you're just a late bloomer.

Least I'm not single! (You asked for it!)

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
O.K., you're a woman in her late 20s...Shouldn't you be getting married and having babies by now?

I may have to revise the order of my list.

Or at least start next year's.

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by Sandra Wu-San
Least I'm not single! (You asked for it!)

Still bitter because my standards were too high to date you, cupcake?

*smiles sweetly*

And yet, deep down I know what a bad idea it is to get into a battle of zings with Sandra.

[BigSoph]

1. 99.99% of this planet's population's overwhelming stupidity
2. The smarmy attitude of 99.99% of the remainder (the last 60 or so people are fine)
3. It is well past 2000 AD and I don't have a robot servant, hover car, cyber implants and the moon is still in orbit. Also, the Botany Bay never left Earth in 1997
4. The Baldwin clan is still alive
5. Reality TV remains big
6. Spelling on HCRealms. I don't mean simple typos, I mean things like your/you're, their/there/they're, of/have
7. Scientific ignorance in the populace (this is in addition to number 1)
8. Canadian government increasing my taxes
9. Canadian government
10. Simpsons not being as funny as it used to be

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by LeaLu
I may have to revise the order of my list.

Or at least start next year's.

You can always add more...

13. Joel Schumacher-Has this guy ever made a film worthy of audiences or producers attention? or made a film that doesn't contain a message of homo-eroticism every thirty seconds.
14. Reality TV besides Fox: The goal of reality Telelvision is to exploit human beings in their natural habitat as shamelessly as possible. No one but Fox seems to understand this.
15. Comic Book Movies-I know I'm going to get in trouble for this but hear me out. Nick Cassavetes is going to direct Iron Man and Mandarin will not be the villain...early rumors for the lead include Justin Timberlake! Silver Surfer was shelved but Prince Namor got a green light...so did Hulk 2. WTF!!!?
16. People who say American's can't learn to speak other languages-Let me explain: We don't have to you idiots!
17. Homeless people...get a job already you lazy bastards!
18. Criminal Aliens-That's right when someone enters the United States illegally they ARE in fact criminals...you hear me Mr. President.

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by BigSoph
3. It is well past 2000 AD and I don't have a robot servant, hover car, cyber implants and the moon is still in orbit. Also, the Botany Bay never left Earth in 1997

6. Spelling on HCRealms. I don't mean simple typos, I mean things like your/you're, their/there/they're, of/have
For number 3, yeah, I feel your pain. The fact that I don't have a Mok sidekick and a lightning sword chaps me quite harshly. Number 6, I'm willing to let slide. I'm a copy editor, so I make my living on other people's deplorable grammar and spelling skills. Keep it up, says I. More job security for me.

[bootkneelee]

I really, really hate, when you go to certain websites….and you click on a certain thumbnail, I mean a thumbnail that you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to see, and they send you to some other web page, and then you click back, and click on that thumbnail again, and they send you to another web page, and then you click back, and click on that thumbnail again and you get sent somewhere else, and then you keep doing this for an hour, and then you realize, you ain’t gonna see that thumbnail. Man I hate that!!! I hate that a lot!!!! :disappoin

[BigSoph]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
You can always add more...

16. People who say American's can't learn to speak other languages-Let me explain: We don't have to you idiots!
17. Homeless people...get a job already you lazy bastards!
18. Criminal Aliens-That's right when someone enters the United States illegally they ARE in fact criminals...you hear me Mr. President.

16. Fine by me.
17. Seconded!
18. Seconded as well

It is sort of like one Star Trek (NextGen) episode where the Romulan ship shows up in Federation space. Ryker orders shields up and ready phasers and photons. Picard countermands his order and says he doesn't want to cause an incident.
They've already caused one! And not reacting forcefully just convinces them they can get away with it.

Which, in a roundabout way, leads to my next grievance

11. Star Trek: The Next Estrogeneration
12. Greedo fired first! Period. End of story.
13. Historical movies that throw history out the window (yes, this is a dig at Alexander in specific but not exclusively)
14. Lawyers

[CuriousLurker]

I am irked no one has started the "The Curious Lurker's solied brown hat clan" and all the members post in brown letters.

Brown, because I am lactose intolerant and I had pizza last night.

[thugit]

Yeah Bush is really filthing things up with illegal aliens. It's going to cost America big-time, I fear.


They're not "homeless." They're "urban outdoorsmen."

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
17. Homeless people...get a job already you lazy bastards!
*Looking out of the window into the cold night*
Do you really think they are homeless because it is fun? I was out for two hours today and I froze my *** off.
I wish all the best to all the people who are not fortunate enough to have a shelter.

[Inbetweener]

19. No Smoking signs in public places!!!
20. No Pot Smoking Signs everywhere: Just a puff or two after work doesn't deserve a jail sentence, come on! Besides, I blame these laws for the Family Guy getting cancelled.
21. Sexual Harrassment laws at work: If a girl I work with has a nice bum I'm providing her with the appropriate compliment regardless of her thoughts on the matter or what she may think of me...if she thought I was handsome it would be fine...this is discrimination againt ugly people! Think about it.
:)

[Sandra Wu-San]

Originally posted by LeaLu
Still bitter because my standards were too high to date you, cupcake?


Only bitter cause you flirt with my girlfriend! Homewreaker!

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
*Looking out of the window into the cold night*
Do you really think they are homeless because it is fun? I was out for two hours today and I froze my *** off.
I wish all the best to all the people who are not fortunate enough to have a shelter.

I know, I'm just kidding...well sort of.

[bootkneelee]

To Quote Austin's Dad!

There are only two things I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch.:devious:

[hail_eris]

Okay, this will be a running list, so I'll just add things as I think of them. First grievance I can think of is:

Clear Channel and the relaxing of FCC media ownership regulations. I live in one of the five largest media markets in North America. So why do I have to stream music from public radio stations in Seattle and SoCal and news from the BBC?

[I Am The Game]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
21. Sexual Harrassment laws at work: If a girl I work with has a nice bum I'm providing her with the appropriate compliment regardless of her thoughts on the matter or what she may think of me...if she thought I was handsome it would be fine...this is discrimination againt ugly people! Think about it.
:)

There's a difference between a compliment and a grope, ya know... :p

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by Sandra Wu-San
Only bitter cause you flirt with my girlfriend! Homewreaker!

*innocent eyes*
My conscience is clean.
And besides, I'm straight, remember?

[Inbetweener]

23. Non-armored Humvees: What ever happened to Nuclear weaponry?
24. Inbetweener's unoriginal Dennis Leary-esque arrogance and dumb jokes.
25. Gal Blatters: These are almost entirely unnecessary.
26. Full House: That stupid TV show that somehow ran for almost a decade and now haunts us in syndication...I wanna puke when I see Stamos disgusted black mane or hear the dude who banged Alanis Morrisette's Rocky and Bullwinkle voices...cut it out, seriously.
27. Ben Stiller: He isn't funny. Everyone knows that. Why don't they talk about it?
28. John Stewart: When everyone agreed he was funny he transformed into a pompous jerk.
29. Howard Stern: Libertarian for Kerry? WTF?
30. E-Black Manta: He is still the worst figure ever...I don't care what anyone says.

[Gabe Sapien]

I may not believe in festivus but can i participate in the airing of grievances?*long silence* ill take that as a yes. :p here goes!

1) Salvation Army: Bunch of lousy beggars!!!! :p
2) Bunyans: I dont have them but if i did i imagine that they would hurt alot.
3) The Santa at the Mall: I waited in line for 3 hours to get a picture with him and right when its my turn the intercom at the mall comes on. As i looked up to hear the words come out of the intercom declaring that the mall was closing, santa snuck off to his hidden lair(Bealls) and i missed my chance at the worst christmas card ever. :(
4) Knowing that no matter what i post here its gonna be overlooked because im not a "face" poster or a "quality" poster as some are called. Who cares if i add anything of relevance to this thread. NOT ME!!! :p

Happy Festivus.

[MSU]

Originally posted by LeaLu
*innocent eyes*
My conscience is clean.
And besides, I'm straight, remember?

Riiight...thats what they all say! A few drinks later, everything is "experimental" and "I have never done this before"...oldest lines in the book! :laugh:

[BigSoph]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien

2) Bunyans: I dont have them but if i did i imagine that they would hurt alot.

Bunions are on your feet

Bunyans are 36 axe handles tall and hang around with giant blue cattle

[bootkneelee]

MSU WROTE: Riiight...thats what they all say! A few drinks later, everything is "experimental" and "I have never done this before"...oldest lines in the book!


Speaking of which, I hate when she says “I’ve never done this before” and then tells you “Hey, you are doing it wrong!”
:rolleyes:

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by MSU
Riiight...thats what they all say! A few drinks later, everything is "experimental" and "I have never done this before"...oldest lines in the book! :laugh:

Bah! Experimentation is best done sober, and I can't honestly say "I have never done this before"... how else would I know that I'm straight? ;)
I'm not some giggling freshman sorority girl, y'know.

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by BigSoph
Bunions are on your feet

Bunyans are 36 axe handles tall and hang around with giant blue cattle

seeing how i dont know what bunyans or bunions are, its a simple mistake. thanks for the correction my friend.

onto the bunyans/bunions:
the first ones sound like fun. the axe handle thingy looks as if it would hurt alot. that and the blue cattle cant be very much fun when it comes to picking up chicks. i hear hes a c--k blocker. :p

[BigSoph]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
seeing how i dont know what bunyans or bunions are, its a simple mistake. thanks for the correction my friend.

onto the bunyans/bunions:
the first ones sound like fun. the axe handle thingy looks as if it would hurt alot. that and the blue cattle cant be very much fun when it comes to picking up chicks. i hear hes a c--k blocker. :p

Bunyan, as in Paul...

Haven't you seen the episode of the Simpsons where the hobo tells the Simpsons stories in exchange for sponge baths?

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
23. Non-armored Humvees: What ever happened to Nuclear weaponry?

Heh. You say that like there are any Humvees (or Strykers, for that matter) left. Supply sergeants have been trying to plug the holes by buying SUVs in Kuwait and driving them back up country...

[vaders sabre]

Boys that don't return phone calls when they say they will. If you say you are going to call me back, call me back! If you don't want to call me back, why are you saying that you are going to call me back???

Ill call Ill call. Im sorry

[Maximcards]

I'd have to say people that don't know how to drive in the snow are up there. As well as mothers who then decide to take infants to see Santa during said snow storm. It kind of reminds me of how soccer mom drives....

[LeaLu]

I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singin' hobo!

That reminds me to add another one to my list:

22) Simpsons featuring big musical numbers, particularly multiple ones.

[Gentlegamer]

Let's go crazy, Broadway style!

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by BigSoph
Bunions are on your feet

Bunyans are 36 axe handles tall and hang around with giant blue cattle
And Binion's is a hilariously seedy casino in the unfashionable part of Vegas...

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by BigSoph
Bunyan, as in Paul...

Haven't you seen the episode of the Simpsons where the hobo tells the Simpsons stories in exchange for sponge baths?

i know what youre talking about Soph, im just giving you a hard time. maybe you can complain about it on this thread? :)

[bootkneelee]

How about people who bring little babies to see a Hot Action Movie on Opening nite???? And when the Brat starts crying they wait like 5 minutes before getting up and leaving!!!!

I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigSoph]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
How about people who bring little babies to see a Hot Action Movie on Opening nite???? And when the Brat starts crying they wait like 5 minutes before getting up and leaving!!!!

I HATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like the people who feel compelled to NOT TURN OFF THEIR FREAKIN' CELL PHONES

What are you? Codependent on communications? Boy/Girlfriend cannot live withouyt you calling them every ten minutes?

TURN THEM OFF!

As to the babies; maybe they are just hungry or tired. My sympathies. Now take your lousy brat somewhere else

[MSU]

Originally posted by LeaLu
Bah! Experimentation is best done sober, and I can't honestly say "I have never done this before"... how else would I know that I'm straight? ;)
I'm not some giggling freshman sorority girl, y'know.

You're not??? But Sandra said....nm, its quite inconsequential right now. ;)

[EmperorNorton]

#7 on my list:
LeaLu telling things I didn't want to know about.

[BigSoph]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
i know what youre talking about Soph, im just giving you a hard time. maybe you can complain about it on this thread? :)

I thought maybe you had never heard of Paul.

If you were in person I would have caught that because I am sure you would add a wry smile. That is the downside of electronic communications. Many times one of my comments would be very funny, especially if I could add one of my numerous voices to it (I do an amazing Clinton, Reagan, Elmer Fudd, Bullwinkle, Jack Nicholson, Comic Book Guy and many more. I can even sing like Hank Williams Senior but not in my voice and I can sing in Elmer Fudd's as well (my "With or Without You" (U2) by Elmer Fudd was a big hit in my department in the army))

Sigh

[LeaLu]

Woo hoo, I've been grievanced!

[BigSoph]

I am actually a really nice guy.

I bite me tongue so much I am sure most of the iron in my diet is from my own blood.

Every so often I vent and BAM!

So if I have offended any, please take a long walk off a short dock...and have a nice day

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by BigSoph
(I do an amazing Clinton, Reagan, Elmer Fudd, Bullwinkle, Jack Nicholson, Comic Book Guy and many more. I can even sing like Hank Williams Senior but not in my voice and I can sing in Elmer Fudd's as well (my "With or Without You" (U2) by Elmer Fudd was a big hit in my department in the army))

Sigh I can do:
Bevis
Butthead
Cartmen
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Hank Hill
Bobby Hill
Boomhauer
Dale Grible
Barney (drunk on Simpsons)
Austin Powers
Dr. Evil
Fat Bastard
Wayne Campbell
Shrek
Jerry Seinfeld
Triumph

I think that's all . . .

[hail_eris]

I do a wicked "Axl Merman" medley of "There's No Business Like Show Business" and "Welcome to the Jungle"...

[bootkneelee]

I hate people who ask "How are you doing?" but the really don't give a rip!!!!!

[Maximcards]

So by the way....how are you doing

[Inbetweener]

I do a pretty good De Niro...speaking of him...

31. Robert De Niro: What the heck happened to him? One of the greatest actors of our time and he is reduced to nothing but self-parodies and cliche screenplays.
32. Department Store Clerks: What a snotty and dim-witted crew they are. How dare you question the price I put on here and no! I'm not hiding that Kelly Clarkson CD in my hand for my niece...I'm stealing it moron.
33. People who think they are tough: Don't you know about Chuck Norris?
34. Inbetweener's grievances are getting more and more boring...:tired: :sleep:
35. The Real Gilligan's Island: How dare you think for one second that the original was fake...and how dare you think that anyone gives a flying F about TBS...I don't care how annoying you make your theme song to get my attention...my Tivo HATES you!!! It HATES YOU!!!!

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
My grievances:

2) Certain countries not signing the Kyoto protocol.




I suppose we should hand over national sovereignty to the World Court as well so that American soldiers could be tried for "war crimes" by foreign principalities? Regardless of the fact that it violates our Constitution.







Hahaha. Just rattling your chain Emp.N.
Now you have one to grievance me for.
It beats sitting around drunk and all hopped up on sugary chocolates.




#1 You all have more WP's than me. How hard do I have to try? Someone please give me some hints.

[bootkneelee]

Originally posted by Maximcards
So by the way....how are you doing


Well I'm doing quite well tha... AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by BigSoph
I am sure you would add a wry smile. That is the downside of electronic communications.

yeah, im quite notorious for my mischevious smirk. it always gives me away whenever i do something wrong, am lying or making a bad joke. :) as for character voices the only ones i can do are skeeter from muppet babies, gizmo and bobby from bobbies world. suprisingly all three of those were done by the same man. HOWIE MANDELL!!! hes great aint he? aint he...? :noid:

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
#1 You all have more WP's than me. How hard do I have to try? Someone please give me some hints.

The political rebuttle is an excellent start...the real grievances in the darkest corners of my mind would likely get me a repeat offense/banning...like the one's about murdering hookers for example...it's harder than you'd think.

[BudPalmer]

Hey don't kill hookers, they are already dead on the inside anyway. ;)

[BadAxe1]

Great Caesers Ghost man! I've incited political riot on more threads than I can shake a Festivus Pole at. You've been present (or taken an active role) for most of them.
When it comes to WP's I'm the Hardest Working Man in Show Buisness. Sadly like the late great Rodney Dangerfield I get no respect. Do I have to directly insult a MOD or something.

[BudPalmer]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Do I have to directly insult a MOD or something.

It worked for me! LOL

[kitsunekaboom]

Originally posted by freakazoid_x
People so outrageously stupid that you can't help but beat them up and throw their unconscious form into the dumpster.

People too tall for the dumpster

Stupid yuppie/hippie scum who want to beat every trace of religion out of the holiday season.

To quote a famous squirrel "You're gonna get coal in your stocking, cause you're yuppie scummmmmmmm."

I'm not on either side of this. I do wonder why a Church couldn't do it on their own property and have to put it up on public property.

[bootkneelee]

I got beef with people who take forever when they are standing in line for candy and soda and popcorn at the movies, also people who take forever at the Post Office and the Bank!!!

And what's up with people taking foreverto order a cheeseburger , coke and fries at McDonald??????

[BadAxe1]

And see Inbetweener, I am still the Supreme Hijacker of Threads.(Seems that you and I being on the same thread invariably leads to this) No post since # 80 has had anything to do with Grievances or Festivus. SWS should report me for that. Or at least give me a Grievance.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
I got beef with people who take forever when they are standing in line for candy and soda and popcorn at the movies, also people who take forever at the Post Office and the Bank!!!

And what's up with people taking foreverto order a cheeseburger , coke and fries at McDonald??????


Go to the movies early and get your stuff like I do, and eat at Burger King or Wendy's where the food tastes better.

[negativsteve]

The people in the cubicles around me would like to thank you all for giving me a forum for my grievances, so they don't have to listen to them anymore.
In no particular order:
1. The people in the cubicles around me.
2. Washroom attendants. What's the point? I've been going potty all by myself for weeks now, and you expect me to give you money to help me?
3. People who think that their opinions count as facts. Just because you don't like the Grateful Dead, doesn't mean that they ####.
4. People who do not realize that my opinion does count as fact. I do not like Christina Aguilera, therefor she sucks
5. Liscenses to kill. Why should these be restricted to the MI6? That's discriminatory. I'm a responsible, upstanding taxpayer, I should be able to kill someone now and again when they deserve it.
6. Aquaman. Please don't fire concentric circles at me
7. Remakes. One or two are ok, but really, do we need a live-action Fat Albert movie?
8. Slow drivers in the fast lane
9. Obnoxious geeks that make us decent geeks look bad.
10. Actors that form bands. Don't you have enough of our money already?
11. People who can't keep their grievances down to 10 or less

[bootkneelee]

I got beef with people who offer lame advice for things I got beef with!!!!!:devious:

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Go to the movies early and get your stuff like I do, and eat at Burger King or Wendy's where the food tastes better.
Or you could skip fast food entirely and shop at Trader Joe's, where all the cashiers are cute, friendly (if slightly baked), and sport fewer facial tattoos and far less attitude than their opposite numbers at Whole Foods. Vegetarianism - it's not just a diet, it's an adventure...

[Inbetweener]

I applaud negativsteve for compiling perhaps the funniest list yet today...and I could add them all to my own list...except for the Aquaman thing...dude what's wrong with you?:)

[Maximcards]

And see Inbetweener, I am still the Supreme Hijacker of Threads.(Seems that you and I being on the same thread invariably leads to this) No post since # 80 has had anything to do with Grievances or Festivus. SWS should report me for that. Or at least give me a Grievance.


__________________


I think someone just wants to get noticed.....

[turdburglar47]

Grievances:

1.) All Silver Dreadnought trades I tried to engineer came up empty, forcing me to break down and spend money on the darn thing.

2.) DC braggodocio about set quality and spitting on Marvel sets. I used to be ashamed of Marvel jerks being mouthy, as I tend to lean to the Marvel side just due to personal exposure, but now an obnoxious 20-defense piece, and really, any DC preview, is making everyone all uppity. Since Critical Mass sculpts and paintjobs, Marvel's upped their stuff. I don't think there's really any difference in set quality - I think DC folks are just rabid for the one time of the year they actually GET stuff. Chill out! I find a 20 defense distracting.

3.) Airports holding my luggage captive and forcing me to go au stinkorale.

4.) The lack of a Bi-Beast figure.

5.) The lack of a Maestro figure.

6.) The lack of any respect for the Black Panther character to allow a remake at a Batman level.

7.) The retirement of Mr. Fixit.

8.) 2004 sucking in general.

More to come.

[Maximcards]

another Grieveance is AOL how they have a fat lady saying how she married a terrorist and didn't know on the headlines.

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
And see Inbetweener, I am still the Supreme Hijacker of Threads.(Seems that you and I being on the same thread invariably leads to this)

Us and probably Thugit are pretty much the resident spearheads of obnoxious conservatism...the funniest thread to me is the recent "Is this Moral?" thread that I helped take WAY off topic late last week.

I think the heavy weight champ of Thread Hijackers is Hail_eris...in a more subtle way he tends to control any thread's subject matter with questions like "What about Moore's Law of Singularity?".

[bootkneelee]

6.) The lack of any respect for the Black Panther character to allow a remake at a Batman level.

I got major beef with that!!!! :rolleyes:

And the factthat the New Blade isn't on par with The Punisher!!!!

If I did not know any better, I'd think they got Beef with "BLack" Hero Clix... Hey Balck Manta is total carp!!!! They do got beef with the Btuthas!!!!!

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by Maximcards
And see Inbetweener, I am still the Supreme Hijacker of Threads.(Seems that you and I being on the same thread invariably leads to this) No post since # 80 has had anything to do with Grievances or Festivus. SWS should report me for that. Or at least give me a Grievance.
__________________
I think someone just wants to get noticed.....

I thought you were directing a post at me...

36. People who don't use the quote button.:cool:

[Maximcards]

:grin:

[bootkneelee]

I got beef with people who think that Val Kilmer was good as Batman!:confused:

I got beef that Val Kilmer wasn't nominated for an Oscar for his perfomance as Doc Holiday!

[Maximcards]

You are right he wasn't a good Batman, he was a GREAT batman ;)

[bootkneelee]

I now have beef with Maximcards!!!!! ;) atcha!

[delowen]

But not nearly as great as George Clooney.;)

[bootkneelee]

I got beef, with the fact, that I like George Clooney sooooo much, that I cannot admit to myself, that he was carp as Batman:(

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
I got beef with people who offer lame advice for things I got beef with!!!!!:devious:


Haw haw!

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Maximcards
And see Inbetweener, I am still the Supreme Hijacker of Threads.(Seems that you and I being on the same thread invariably leads to this) No post since # 80 has had anything to do with Grievances or Festivus. SWS should report me for that. Or at least give me a Grievance.


__________________


I think someone just wants to get noticed.....


Learn how to use the quote button for Pete's sake. And thanks for noticing.:)

[Gabe Sapien]

i have another grievance to put up.

grievance number 5 or something) the fact that HBO only shows gremlins 2 once a year, and that one day they decide to show it i have plans to leave in less than an hour. WHY DOES HBO HATE ME SO!!! why is gizmo so cute and cuddly. why cant we all love gremlins? :cry:

[Maximcards]

where is this magical quote button you speak of?:rolleyes:

[hail_eris]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
I think the heavy weight champ of Thread Hijackers is Hail_eris...in a more subtle way he tends to control any thread's subject matter with questions like "What about Moore's Law of Singularity?".
Aww, shucks. I try. And you're right about the "Is this moral" thread. That thing has taken on a life of its own (which would be conclusive proof of evolution from a certain point of view). And it'll never get pulled because the subject matter has gotten so esoteric, the casual browser has no idea what he or she has stumbled into. I am impressed that it's over 7000 views, though...

[Socko]

small list:


That ####ing truth commercial in comics... the one with the eyes! wtf is that?!?

Important dice rolls that really count, and then failing to hit them by one.

Hippies.

Clay Aiken.

The fact that tommy chong had to go to prison in the first place.

Many great musicians deaths before festivus. its a shame.

That sarah michelle gellar movie about the haunted house. Yeah... That ####ty one.:grin:

Roids in sports.


and Not being able to find your notebook that had all the grievances youve been saving!!! Argghhh!


If I can find my list I will post them later. But prob. not.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
Us and probably Thugit are pretty much the resident spearheads of obnoxious conservatism...the funniest thread to me is the recent "Is this Moral?" thread that I helped take WAY off topic late last week.

I think the heavy weight champ of Thread Hijackers is Hail_eris...in a more subtle way he tends to control any thread's subject matter with questions like "What about Moore's Law of Singularity?".

I think that "moral " thread got boring to me before you showed up, so I never noticed. The only problem with
Hail_ eris is that he's far to intelligent to be hanging aroud on HCR to begin with. Not that I wish he'd go away, just stop dismantling all my arguments with flawless (near Vulcan) logic, and correcting my English with a French accent.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Maximcards
where is this magical quote button you speak of?:rolleyes:


Ask Hail_eris. He knows everything. No wait that's Thugit....oh now I'm confused.:confused:

[BadAxe1]

I guess I've got to go check out the "Moral" thread now.

[BudPalmer]

Originally posted by Gabe Sapien
i have another grievance to put up.

grievance number 5 or something) the fact that HBO only shows gremlins 2 once a year, and that one day they decide to show it i have plans to leave in less than an hour. WHY DOES HBO HATE ME SO!!! why is gizmo so cute and cuddly. why cant we all love gremlins? :cry:

I'll go one better:

Why don't you just spent the ten bucks so you can own the silly flick? Then you could watch it whenever you want!

P.S. WHY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH IT?!?!?!

[Inbetweener]

37. Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons: That movie's title should be shortened to "Dung & Drag" because it's a piece of #### that drags on and on. Jeremy Irons was so bad that I sincerely thought he died half way through the film and they used CGI to superimpose his face on a best boy grip who kept accidently falling in front of the camera.
38. Poop: It's extremely dirty.
39. Terrorists: I must say...I've about had it with these guys.
40. People who don't watch movies "because of the subtitles": Is it really such a grueling task to read a few freakin' words at the bottom of the screen you dummies!?!? I once heard a person say they didn't like to watch the Godfather for this reason...I regret not sawing their head off.
41. The Hannukka Song: No offense to those of this faith...but have we finally had enough of the four or five versions of this trite little diddy being played over and over and over again? I know I have!

[bootkneelee]

Many great musicians deaths before festivus. its a shame.


I hate when Artist die right before they get inducted in the the Rock and Roll hall Of Fame :cry:

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Maximcards
where is this magical quote button you speak of?:rolleyes:


And I don't want noticed dang it. I want my WP's back. Last year I got six WP's for saying "chapstick" and they were cruelly taken away. I want at least double that amount back.




That would be 12.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Many great musicians deaths before festivus. its a shame.


I hate when Artist die right before they get inducted in the the Rock and Roll hall Of Fame :cry:



Perhaps you miss the ODB R.I.P thread which I am proud to have had a hand in derailing and getting pulled.
Kudos to Dr. Midnite on that one as well.




Heh, hehehe.

[BadAxe1]

Movies I thought would be good that inhaled sharply with wet noises.

The awful carp that was Blade 2.
The stupid villain they came up with for the Hulk.
The Transporter(Uggh):(
The Big Lebowski(some of you highly reccomended it. I think you'd have to be high to understand it.)
Catwoman. I have'nt actually seen it, but so many people told me not to waste my time or $$ that I feel justified in listing it here. Besides that dang it, Selina Kyle is a blonde white woman. Nothing racist here. I don't want to see Luke Cage played by a skinny white guy either.

[jedah_s]

can i play too?

#1 black licorice
#2 snowbirds
#3 gas prices in sarasota county (it's $1.70 in tampa.. why is it still $2.00+ in north port?)
#4 religious people who insist on trying to "save" me
#5 the fact that my wife will never get better, because there's no money in a cure for her disease. the money is in the treatment, why bother curing it.
#6 drywallers who fill my nail-on boxes with mud
#7 political stuff

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by hail_eris
I am impressed that it's over 7000 views, though...

I noticed that too....I suspect that is because some people were expecting a flame war.

42. Flame Wars: I find myself in them and I hate them. Can't we all just get along?
43. Idealistic Cliches: People will never get along so stop that nonsense.

[negativsteve]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
37. Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons: That movie's title should be shortened to "Dung & Drag" because it's a piece of #### that drags on and on. Jeremy Irons was so bad that I sincerely thought he died half way through the film and they used CGI to superimpose his face on a best boy grip who kept accidently falling in front of the camera.


The sad thing is, this movie had the misfortune of being released the same year as Battlefield Earth, so it couldn't even grab "Worst Movie of the Year" options.

I found the quote button. It was hiding behind the seat cushions.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Ask Hail_eris. He knows everything. No wait that's Thugit....oh now I'm confused.:confused:
Here's the solution:
Thugit acts like he knows everything, but doesn't.
Hail_eris doesn't know everything, but he gets close.
I have the intention to disagree with hail_eris on more occasions and even correct him at times just to feel smart.

[Ro-gan]

My Airing Of Grievances:

1) My soon-to-be-ex-wife.

2) My now-former good friend who was sleeping w/ my s-t-b-ex-wife.

3) The court systems in Pennsylvania that allow my s-t-b-ex-wife to get half the marital property when she brought NOTHING into the marriage and her only accomplishment in the marriage was hiding the fact that she was cheating on me for over 2 years w/ my now-former good friend.

4) The court systems that look at me as a man and automatically say I can't get full custody of my son because I am a man.

5) The fact that my s-t-b-ex-wife can run off to Pittsburgh to see her family for the Holidays and she deems it more important that our son see his grandparents for Christmas and not his daddy.

6) The fact that I am a good-looking guy, still semi-rich even after the soon-to-be-divorce, gainfully employed, intelligent, open-minded, a snappy dresser, witty, a bit-sarcastic, own my own mini-mansion of a home, can have intelligent and meaningful conversations with the opposite sex, will snuggle and even watch a "chick flick" with no hesitation, et al...

And still can't find the right woman for me.

:devious: :disappoin

[Ro-gan]

:grin:

That felt good... I needed that.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by ro_gan
6) The fact that I am a good-looking guy, still semi-rich even after the soon-to-be-divorce, gainfully employed, intelligent, open-minded, a snappy dresser, witty, a bit-sarcastic, own my own mini-mansion of a home, can have intelligent and meaningful conversations with the opposite sex, will snuggle and even watch a "chick flick" with no hesitation, et al...

And still can't find the right woman for me.

:devious: :disappoin
Me thinks this translates to:
6) LeaLu turned down my proposal.

[Inbetweener]

44. Lack of Gratuitious Nudity in Recent Films: I'm all for plot and good acting. I love a movie that makes me think and I love a movie with a ton of good solid action and wizards, superheroes and all that ####...but would it kill you to show me what women other than my fiance look like naked every now and then?
45.Cryptozoology: Enough already. You can't convince me that Nessy and Big Foot are real with science.
46. The Whole American Indian Vs. Native American PC Thing: I know some of these people and they could care less what you call them so please shut up!
47. AH-nold!: Nothing wrong with the person just when people say or write his first name as such. It's annoying and stupid, so stop that!
48. People Who Cry Easily: It's not enough that I have to deal with my own problems but now you want to cry because I called you a #####? Get over it.
49. Standard Drivers who Wine About Automatics: Firstly, I drive both and I like to drive one no more than the other but Standard is tougher to learn...so you Standard Drivers are arrogant bastards when you insinuate that Automatics are some how worse. Standards s*ck in traffic, get over it.
50. That the Airing Must End Now: This has been the happiest Festavus I've had in recent years.

On with the feats of strength thread!!

[Socko]

HOLY #### DUDE!


I wouldnt want to have to face you with my feats of strength!

You sound a bit... well. You know.


p.s.

#### rogan, that sucks man. sorry bout that. thats messed up.

[Socko]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
Me thinks this translates to:
6) LeaLu turned down my proposal.



:laugh:

[Prof. Aragorn]

1: Idiots

2: Sandra only put my stupidity as the second grievance! WTF? You'd think being on her ignore list would warrant something . . .

3: Idiots

4: My inability to vote despite the fact that I can make better decisions than idiots (I'm looking at both blue and red here . . .)

5: Idiots

6: The lack of respect Batman gets in both defense, attack, and hell even range. This is the perfect Batman right here:


10 10 9 9 8 8 7 7

11 10 10 9 9 8 8 7

17 16 15 15 14 14 13 13

3 3 2 2 2 2 2 2

Range: 8
Attacks: 3
Team: Bat Ally
Archenemies: Joker REV
Boot Speed

7: Idiots

8: The lack of respect Spider-man gets no matter how many REVs they make of him. This is the perfect Spider-man right here:


10 10 9 9 8 8 7 7 6

11 10 10 9 9 8 8 7 8

18 17 16 15 15 17 16 14 14

2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

Range: 8
Attacks: 2
Team: Spider
Archenemies: Green Goblin (CLASSIC NOT ULTIMATES!!!!)
Boot Speed

9: Idiots

10: The fact that Warner Brothers will never make a decent movie ever again.

11: Idiots

12: The total lack of respect any other figure of Heroclix gets.

13: Idiots

14: The total lack of respect Dracula gets.

15: Idiots

16: The total lack of respect Spike Spiegel gets.

17: Idiots

18: The fact that almost no one sees George Orwell's 1984 becoming a reality.

19: Idiots

20: My school sucks

21: Idiots

22: Idiots

23: Popular people-why the #### are they so popular? They ####! Pure and simple!

24: Idiots!

25: Idiots!

26:

27: Idiots!

28: Sandra misspelled innuendo when she grievanced me! WHY?

29:

30: Hippies

31: Idiots

32: Politicians

33: Idiots

34: People who think I'm wrong on everything

35:

36:

37: Morons

38: Snow, cold, etc./Wintereenmas does not start until January 25th

39: Idiots

40: Let's not forget idiots, shall we?

[Prof. Aragorn]

Originally posted by ro_gan
:grin:

That felt good... I needed that.

Likewise . . .

I still hate idiots though . . .

[Gentlegamer]

Originally posted by turdburglar47
2.) DC braggodocio about set quality and spitting on Marvel sets. I used to be ashamed of Marvel jerks being mouthy, as I tend to lean to the Marvel side just due to personal exposure, but now an obnoxious 20-defense piece, and really, any DC preview, is making everyone all uppity. Since Critical Mass sculpts and paintjobs, Marvel's upped their stuff. I don't think there's really any difference in set quality - I think DC folks are just rabid for the one time of the year they actually GET stuff. Chill out! I find a 20 defense distracting. *whistles non-chalantly*

Yes, it is mostly because DC only gets one set a year and has been skipped twice.

It's all in good fun! :p

[LeaLu]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
Me thinks this translates to:
6) LeaLu turned down my proposal.

Nothing personal, it's just policy.

[Inbetweener]

Hating idiots will get you nowhere my friend...fooling and taking advantage of them? Well, that's completely different.

[Gentlegamer]

I think Prof. Aragorn is really Napoleon Dynamite . . .

[darius_dax1]

My list of grievances:
[list=1]
That OUTWIT isn't more powerful
Dracula
people who repeat themselves in posts every several lines or more
drug use
work
Doubles in HeroClix are not required
People who claim everything is cheesy
whining people that don't understand the concept of a gift even if it's something that they cannot use
LeaLu's inability to attend at least one tournament
Creamed corn
racists who believe in eugenics
democrats
that I have never seen the famous "Festivus" episode of Seinfeld.
[/list=1]

[bootkneelee]

I hate the fact, that we spend billions of dollars on wars, and even though we are suppose to be the #1 Nation in the world, and we have a higher infant mortality rate than most 3rd world countries!!!!!!

[Inbetweener]

Easy on the poli-content dude...or I will be forced to form a hefty rebuttal that will turn this thread upside down.

[bootkneelee]

Then tell me I'm wrong, oh wait, you can't do that, now don't that make you mad?!;)

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Then tell me I'm wrong, oh wait, you can't do that, now don't that make you mad?!;)

I probably could. Maybe not in my normal snide and dramatic way, but I've enjoyed this thread too much to allow that.:)

[bootkneelee]

Dude, It ain't A Bush thing, It's ain't Clinton thing, It's a "That's just the way of the world thing" and I hate it!

:rolleyes:

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Dude, It ain't A Bush thing, It's ain't Clinton thing, It's a "That's just the way of the world thing" and I hate it!

:rolleyes:

It can be explained by the income gap. Meritocracy...Capitalism...people starve...do you have a better idea? Don't provoke me with this...I really don't want to get started.

[Prof. Aragorn]

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
I think Prof. Aragorn is really Napoleon Dynamite . . .

If I saw the movie, I could say a funny quip relevant about it.

But I can't . . .

Originally posted by darius_dax1
My list of grievances:
[list=1]
That OUTWIT isn't more powerful
Dracula
people who repeat themselves in posts every several lines or more
drug use
work
Doubles in HeroClix are not required
People who claim everything is cheesy
whining people that don't understand the concept of a gift even if it's something that they cannot use
LeaLu's inability to attend at least one tournament
Creamed corn
racists who believe in eugenics
democrats
that I have never seen the famous "Festivus" episode of Seinfeld.
[/list=1]

I feel that some of these grievances were addressed at me.

C'mon, man! WTF am I going to do with fruitcake? Why would people even call it a gift?

[turdburglar47]

More!

1.) STUPID AIRPORTS AND THEIR STUPID HAVING MY LUGGAGE STILL IN DETROIT ####.

[bootkneelee]

INBETWEENER WROTE: It can be explained by the income gap. Meritocracy...Capitalism...people starve...do you have a better idea? Don't provoke me with this...I really don't want to get started.
_____________________________________________
I hate the fact that Inbetweener dosen't realize that I realize that there will always be poor people in the world, and in America, but that I hate the fact that we go to war, and have a higher infant mortality rate than 3rd world nations...:ermm:

[jedah_s]

yay political stuff!
(it's just as much fun as prof lugging that dracula/spike garbage everywhere he posts.)

i'd just like to say, i don't believe what you believe.
and i know you think that makes me stupid.
it also means you think i'm less of a person and not a "real american".
thats fine.
since posting democrats as a grievance is acceptable.
here's mine...
arrogant, pompous hypocritical republicans who think that just because someone doesn't agree with their slanted world veiw, that that person is an idiot. and who think that being liberal is as close as you can get to being a terrorist without actually blowing yourself up.

here's another grievance...
the double standard that applies to some "special" posters, that they're allowed to make political comments in nearly every post they make, and it's ok.... because they're "special".

[bootkneelee]

Okay, let us shift gears.... .

I hatethe fact that there is more Lemon Juice in Pamolive Dishwashing Liquid than what's in a bottle of Lemona-Ade!:cross-eye :cross-eye :cross-eye

[thugit]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
Here's the solution:
Thugit acts like he knows everything, but doesn't.



No, I don't.


At least I'm not a whiney, liberal crybaby who gets offended whenever someone says something like, oh, Germany sucks.

Just like Christina Ricci.

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by thugit
No, I don't.


At least I'm not a whiney, liberal crybaby who gets offended whenever someone says something like, oh, Germany sucks.

Just like Christina Ricci.



Oh gee, now look what I went and got stirred up:rolleyes:

[thugit]

You didn't.

It's EN's constant slams on anything and everything I say. I can't help it that he's obsessed with women with freakish foreheads, and doesn't realize that his country sucks.


:)

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by jedah_s
yay political stuff!
(it's just as much fun as prof lugging that dracula/spike garbage everywhere he posts.)

i'd just like to say, i don't believe what you believe.
and i know you think that makes me stupid.
it also means you think i'm less of a person and not a "real american".
thats fine.
since posting democrats as a grievance is acceptable.
here's mine...
arrogant, pompous hypocritical republicans who think that just because someone doesn't agree with their slanted world veiw, that that person is an idiot. and who think that being liberal is as close as you can get to being a terrorist without actually blowing yourself up.

here's another grievance...
the double standard that applies to some "special" posters, that they're allowed to make political comments in nearly every post they make, and it's ok.... because they're "special".



I guess decades of Liberal media bias does'nt bother you at all. Before you say that there's no such thing, does Dan Rather& falsified documents, ring a bell.
What bothers me is the Leftist(read Communist) elitist snobs that think the people in the "flyover" states are too ignorant to live without their guidance(read entitlement programs)

And really, if liberals start blowing themselve's up I won't call them terrorists, really I won't.

[Socko]

Originally posted by thugit
You didn't.

It's EN's constant slams on anything and everything I say. I can't help it that he's obsessed with women with freakish foreheads, and doesn't realize that his country sucks.


:)



Will you pay for the surgery bills?

I seemed to have "Ripped myself a new one"

:laugh:

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
Easy on the poli-content dude...or I will be forced to form a hefty rebuttal that will turn this thread upside down.


Did it for you.:cool:

[delowen]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Then tell me I'm wrong, oh wait, you can't do that, now don't that make you mad?!;)

It's just my two cents but one very probable reason why we might have a higher infant mortality rate than some "third world" nations might simply be the fact that we have a much, much, much larger country in both population and especially in size. After all, many "third world" countries would fit, comfortably I might add, into some of our smaller states.

Hmm. Some of my grievances:
1)HC figs that I've been waiting for finally show up but in some obnoxious here and then gone fad costume rather than in the classic costume they've been known in for 10 or 20 years.
2)HC figs that I've been waiting for finally show up but in that obnoxiously lame costume that they've been stuck with for the last 10 or 20 years rather than in the cool new costume they got last year.
3)Dice that roll too high.
4)Dice that roll too low.
5)The flu and cold season.
6)Surprise House rules.:disappoin
7)Archangel, because #1 definitely applies to him more than #2.;)
8)People who consider you close-minded for not just accepting their opinion as more right than yours.
9)The general public.
10)Midwest winters.
11)Midwest summers.
12)Losing lottery tickets.
13)People who whine about people who whine. It's just a vicious cycle...;)
14)The ice forming on the INSIDE of all my car windows.
15)Other peoples' children. Just kidding. Sort of.:grin:
16)Pretzel lightsabers on most of my Star Wars Jedi minis.:confused:
17)Set retirement.
18)Still no HC fig of Spider-Man 2099 or of Batman Beyond.
19)The fact that I'm gonna have to wait 6 months or more to own "The Incredibles" on DVD.
20)Carnies. You know, circus folk.;)

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
I guess decades of Liberal media bias does'nt bother you at all. Before you say that there's no such thing, does Dan Rather& falsified documents, ring a bell.
What bothers me is the Leftist(read Communist) elitist snobs that think the people in the "flyover" states are too ignorant to live without their guidance(read entitlement programs)

And really, if liberals start blowing themselve's up I won't call them terrorists, really I won't.

if the liberal slant in the media bothers you, foxnews must seem like a breath of fresh air.

and if you want to get into things that are "falsified".
election 2000
election 2004
the justification for the the war in iraq.
wmd's in iraq.

any of those ring a bell?

[LeaLu]

I can't believe you guys, trying to get a nice thread about complaining shut down.

[BadAxe1]

And yet if Gore had won in 2000 and we all said it was a "stolen election" because we did not like the results, the big three networks would've done months worth of expose on conservative sour grapes.

I got a thread pulled once for my views on Iraq so I'd rather not do that here.

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
And yet if Gore had won in 2000 and we all said it was a "stolen election" because we did not like the results, the big three networks would've done months worth of expose on conservative sour grapes.

I got a thread pulled once for my views on Iraq so I'd rather not do that here.

yeah "whiney conservative crybaby" just doesn't have the same ring to it, right?

[BadAxe1]

LeaLu's right. I'll stop and play nice now.
But he started it!

[jedah_s]

the political content was on the thread long before i got here.... but if it'll end this, sure i'll take the blame.
as long as it makes you happy.

[delowen]

Originally posted by LeaLu
I can't believe you guys, trying to get a nice thread about complaining shut down.

:) Maybe they're aching for more warning points. I've been trying to avoid getting them myself, but it seems that a lot of people around here think of them as some sort of status symbol, kind of like gold jewelry or something.

[BadAxe1]

Well neither of us has any.:(

[Socko]

I like to stay out of these kinds of discussions.

:classic:

[turdburglar47]

Dan Rather didn't falsify the documents, far as I know.


"Decades of liberal media bias."

The entertainment media is liberal. The news media are mostly empty-headed prickolinis concerned with either the bottom line over actual quality journalism, or right-wing interests, which are generally just the bottom line over actual quality journalism.


GRIEVANCE:

1.) Calling programs designed to help people "entitlement programs."

2.) Calling people who want a global community "America haters."


Here's the thing I tend to see. In the best light, both wings are thus:

LEFT: ####, we have resources, some people don't, and the system's pretty messed up. We should spread it a little more evenly and help out those who've got a raw deal.

RIGHT: I've earned everything I have, and everyone else should earn what they get, and don't give me any carp about bum luck - the system is fair. Teach a man to fish, he fishes forever, y'know.

Both sides have their merits.

It's just how it gets all twisted and bogged down, and the right becomes "kick 'em when they're down and take all their stuff" and the left becomes "please don't hurt us, we'll give you anything you want!"


And I've got to learn to stop talking about political poop on Festivus threads. Or on Heroclix Nerd Boars in general. No one is ever convinced - people just want to have their own worldviews reinforced, and to stomp on any other worldviews that don't gel with what they think/were raised to think.



GRIEVANCE: The state of the freakin' world.

GRIEVANCE: Artificial banana flavoring. It always tastes like butt.

[Prof. Aragorn]

More!

41: Jackasses

42: Dumbasses

43: Bush-because he won the election

44: Kerry-because he's an idiot.

45: Nader-because he pulled a Dracula/Spike

46: Jackie Chan

47: Dr. David Banner aka Nick Nolte Absorbing Man

48: Magneto can move metal

49: But the Hulk is strong

50: Hellboy for reasons already stated

51: Morons

52: Spongebob Squarepants-someone explain to me HTF he became so popular!

53: Religious nuts who try to force their beliefs down my throat because they are "Looking out for my well being".

54: Bleeding heart liberals who cry foul at everything.

55: Bigots who don't like change

56: Thugit, because he's on everyone's list, I just wanted to be popular.

57: Basil Elks, because he got banned

58: Dr. Strange being retired

59: Dr. Doom being retired

60: Legacy isn't due out until the end of March

61: Idiots

62:

63: And let's not forget anyone who thinks they're right about politics . . .

[Deadpool13]

What's wrong with Jackie Chan?

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by Prof. Aragorn

46: Jackie Chan


alright, that was directed at me.
*shakes fist at you*

[Socko]

Adding to the list of Grievances...


Lake Effect Snow Storms.


What the ####!?!?

Why is it negative 24 outside?

Because God hates me, thats why!





or is it wizkids that hates me...:eek:

[turdburglar47]

GRIEVANCE: Breaking my own rule to mouth off about world events.


Here's more actual thread-related stuff.

1.) AIRPORTS HOLDING MY LUGGAGE HOSTAGE. Wait, I already said that.

2.) The fact that horrible spoiled idiots have any name recognition in the general populace, much less their own pathetic television show. Fie on Lionel Richie for raising one of those.

3.) The fact that Ashlee Simpson's exposed lip-synching will do nothing to hurt her record sales.

4.) Paul Walker's continuing career as anything other than a busboy.

5.) How people will probably see the Fantastic Four movie and think they're ripping off The Incredibles.

6.) Nobody likes the Hulk movie but me.

7.) I will never see the Shocker in a Spider-Man movie.

8.) Eating fudge, then finding out once it touches your tongue that it's actually some kind of "pumpkin bread."

9.) I'm still residually annoyed from my childhood, when I'd run up to pumpernickel bread thinking "Ooh! Chocolate bread!" and then being unpleasantly surprised and grossed out when I ate it. DIS ISN'T CHOKWATE!

10.) People actually think Jay Leno is funnier than David Letterman. This is so patently false that it hurts me in the soul.

Okay, I'm done. Happy Festivus!

[jedah_s]

i liked the hulk movie....

and how cool was it when elasti-girl launched that manhole cover at the robot?

[THOMAS5]

Originally posted by Sandra Wu-San
Grienvances List:
1) Old Navy Commercials

{they are a curse}

3) Britney Murphy movies

{except she is hot,
'I like my girls a little on the trashy side',
also a very good Country Song - download it)

9) LeaLu breast envy

(who is envious of whom)

10) Snow Birds (people in Florida know)

(old Canadians?,
I am a young Canadian)

19) Moderators for the removal of some of my favorite avatars!

{if they were pictures of you,
then I am also mad}




My biggest Grievance is that even though I no longer work out,
my body is staying completely buff.

(and I wanted to get soft for Christmas)



I used to have a lot of warning points,
but they must have removed some without my asking,
because I was nice to people and helped them out and s&!*.
(I going to have to quit doing that)


Merry Christmas

Tom

[THOMAS5]

Originally posted by turdburglar47
GRIEVANCE: Breaking my own rule to mouth off about world events.


7.) I will never see the Shocker in a Spider-Man movie.


Okay, I'm done. Happy Festivus!


That's because Spiderman is not an R-rated movie.

Did you know that not everybody likes the Shocker?

[BadAxe1]

Basil Elks got banned? What the heck for?

[BadAxe1]

Why would the Shocker turn Spidrman into an R-rated movie?

[jedah_s]

Originally posted by THOMAS5
That's because Spiderman is not an R-rated movie.

Did you know that not everybody likes the Shocker?

i lol'd

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
You can always add more...

13. Joel Schumacher-Has this guy ever made a film worthy of audiences or producers attention? or made a film that doesn't contain a message of homo-eroticism every thirty seconds.


Hey, leave The Lost Boys out of this! Even I forget he directed that movie...:ermm:

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Basil Elks got banned? What the heck for?

Yeah, it's devastating I know...

[turdburglar47]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Why would the Shocker turn Spidrman into an R-rated movie?



I think he's talking about the Mitch Pileggi Horace Pinker "Shocker" movie and not Herman Schultz, Captain Padded Suit Killer-Wristband Shocker.


http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1802817763

[Gacy's Clown]

I just want to say BigSoph's new avatar kick twenty kinds of booty!

[BadAxe1]

Okay, but still why did Basil Elks get banned?

[Nickel97]

1. Seinfeld existed (Especially the Costanzas and excepting the Soup ####)
2.Maryland doesn't get real winters.
3. Student Loan repayment
4. Conservative "Everyone should think just like us" mentality.
5. Liberal "Everyone should be free to think just like us" mentality.
6. Spelling words with the letter "K" instead of "C"
7. Marvel Zombies hating on DC and Vice Versa.
8. Any ex-Beatle doing christmas songs.
9. Not getting to play HC enough.
10. Dark Phoenix is a con-exclusive.

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by turdburglar47
GRIEVANCE: Artificial banana flavoring. It always tastes like butt.

:confused:

And... you would know this... how????

:confused:

[rob_wofter]

I lol'd on the shocker comment as well.

[Nickel97]

Originally posted by Socko
Adding to the list of Grievances...


Lake Effect Snow Storms.


What the ####!?!?

Why is it negative 24 outside?

Because God hates me, thats why!





or is it wizkids that hates me...:eek:

Funny. I looked out side at our -15 temperatures and smiled this morning. It's good to be back in Duluth (though we could use MORE snow).

add to my list of greivances:

11. pansies who can't handle 4 seasons
(not targeted at Socko, or any particular person).

[turdburglar47]

Originally posted by ro_gan
:confused:

And... you would know this... how????

:confused:


Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, sailor.

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by turdburglar47
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, sailor.

Well... I have done it. Just NOT with the same sex. :classic:

[VandalSavage]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
*Looking out of the window into the cold night*
Do you really think they are homeless because it is fun? I was out for two hours today and I froze my *** off.
I wish all the best to all the people who are not fortunate enough to have a shelter.

Our ideas on the perfect woman may be different...;) , but your thoughts above I agree 110% with....


Mr. Savage

[Sandra Wu-San]

Originally posted by BadAxe1
Okay, but still why did Basil Elks get banned?

Multiple Accounts

[Socko]

Originally posted by Nickel97
11. pansies who can't handle 4 seasons
(not targeted at Socko, or any particular person).



Thats cool, but If I am a pansy for having to stand outside in that weather trying to help some people out who went into a ditch in front of me, than ok, I am a pansy.

I am a big fan of snow, Hell its my favorite season, but Curse this ####ing weather...

[thugit]

Originally posted by turdburglar47

6.) Nobody likes the Hulk movie but me.



Not true!

I thought it was pretty good.

[VandalSavage]

Originally posted by thugit
Not true!

I thought it was pretty good.


Ok...So there's Two....Turdburglar47 and Thugit....Anyone else like the Hulk Movie???:confused:


Mr. Savage

[TKMandroid]

There are just two, very minor grievances that I can think of to air right now.

1) I never received my Player Reward prize that I won in August.:disappoin However, I feel awkward complaining that I didn't receive my free prize.

2) See my sig.:cry:

Happy Festivus.:cool:

[Maximcards]

I bet Marvel liked the movie...it made them a lot of money....oh wait it didn't it wasn't X-men or Spiderman...so i guess it really didn't make them all that money....

[thugit]

Actually it made plenty of money--that's why they're getting ready to make a sequel.


Granted, the ending was terrible, but the rest of the movie was pretty good.

[lukebuchanan]

After you all are done, this ain't over 'till the FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!!!

Sandra Wu-San, I'm happily married but a holiday is a holiday. YOU HAVE TO PIN ME!

Luke B. nWo 4 life

[Socko]

Originally posted by lukebuchanan
After you all are done, this ain't over 'till the FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!!!

Sandra Wu-San, I'm happily married but a holiday is a holiday. YOU HAVE TO PIN ME!

Luke B. nWo 4 life


Y'know, I was gonna say this earlier, but then I said, Doug, Your on 23. Dont.

[VandalSavage]

It did make roughly $73 Million Profit...So it made money, just not the kind of money they were expecting with a $172 million dollar movie...

That said...I hope the second one is a WHOLE LOT Better!!

There's a reason it ranks 35th on the All-Time Biggest Drops for a 2nd Weekend...

But with that said....I ALWAYS Welcome another Comic Book Movie!!!


Mr. Savage

[SpiderPete]

I liked the hulk flick but i was expecting artsy with good cgi and got artsy with great cgi. so i was happy.

i echo the no warning point grievance thing a bit. i started a thread that got pulled but didnt get a warning point. i wrote "basil elks really loves the (0ck" in a post and didnt get a warning point and i bypassed several filters in one post and no warning points. maybe its because on occasion some people kinda sorta find me ammusing. either that or i am rarely blatantly offensive and not worth their point listing.

my clix grievance are that i traded away my sod supes for 6 arm spidey cuz i had to have the spidey. now i really miss sod supes.

[heavyarms71]

my only complaint actually two compaints are no venture bothers season 1 dvd set and no brock samson clix.

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
I'll go one better:

Why don't you just spent the ten bucks so you can own the silly flick? Then you could watch it whenever you want!

P.S. WHY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH IT?!?!?!

i aint no pansy bud. thats taking the easy way out and if i did buy the movie i wouldnt have a fifth grievance. :p

[turdburglar47]

I generally understand why people DIDN'T like the Hulk movie.

It's like a friend of mine said. "I went in expecting a movie, and I got a film. I really liked the film, but I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get a movie."

I loved Nick Nolte, but they really didn't need to make him Absorbing Dad. The movie's much more fun when you realize he's crackers right from the get-go.

It does take a little while to ramp up, and yes, I'm a little upset at the lack of Rick Jones, but hot dang, Jennifer Connelly'll make any man hulk out.

And the whole desert sequence is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. The Hulk doesn't start fights, but he darn well finishes them.



ANYWAY. Hulk 2: Abomination.

ANYWAY... I was gonna mention more grievances, but Festivus is over. Ah, well.

[THOMAS5]

Originally posted by turdburglar47
I think he's talking about the Mitch Pileggi Horace Pinker "Shocker" movie and not Herman Schultz, Captain Padded Suit Killer-Wristband Shocker.





I was talking about neither.


Would Spiderman be giving the Shocker,
or receiving it?

And is Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman 3?
:devious:

(I hope that Venom and Lizard show up)


@ burgler
quote:
It does take a little while to ramp up, and yes, I'm a little upset at the lack of Rick Jones, but hot dang, Jennifer Connelly'll make any man hulk out.


I liked her better when she was about 15 lbs heavier,
with the body of a woman.
She is still beautiful,
just less of a knockout than she used to be.

Chicks that starve themselves to look herion-chique
make me gag.
(Alley Mcbeal Chick, current Laura Flynn Boyle, etc.)

It doesn't look good,
and it is un-healthy.

I wish more young girls would get into athletics,
and look less to Hollywood actresses (who starve themselves)
for an example of an envious body-type.




PS.
I fell asleep in the theater during Hulk, Hellboy,
Oceans 12, National Treasure, Blade 3,
and I forget what else.
(even though I liked them all)
:rolleyes:
(guess I like falling asleep in the middle of a bunch of strangers)
:ermm:

[turdburglar47]

I just saw a photo shoot she did for Vanity Fair or some #### - she still has the body of a woman to me. That Oscar night thing was an anomaly. I've never seen her look like that before or ever again. Probably having a bad go of things or something, I dunno.

I read an interview with her - she sounded really intelligent, but a bit of an overachiever. I'm lazy. It wouldn't work.

I don't look at her and think 'heroin chic' or anorexic, although I agree, I likes my womens lookin' healthy and comfortable (none of these 12-inch clear high-heels or clothing that could very well be suffocating, etc.)



And I'm guessing a Shocker isn't as cool as a Hot Karl, because its name is less interesting.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by thugit
You didn't.

It's EN's constant slams on anything and everything I say. I can't help it that he's obsessed with women with freakish foreheads, and doesn't realize that his country sucks.


:)
I never said Germany didn't ####.
Quite the contrary from you I realize the downsides of my country.

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
I hate the fact that Inbetweener dosen't realize that I realize that there will always be poor people in the world, and in America, but that I hate the fact that we go to war, and have a higher infant mortality rate than 3rd world nations...:ermm:

You know something I tried to be nice here and back off. I gave you plenty of room...please save your pseudo-intellectual zombie college boy anti-american whining for another thread...perhaps on a political site...don't point out selected facts that attack our country just to make yourself feel like your important be using sound-bites from cowardly professors or whatever other idealist punks you spew forth...especially when you or anyone who believes what you do can't possibly come up with better answers.

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by jedah_s
here's mine...
arrogant, pompous hypocritical republicans who think that just because someone doesn't agree with their slanted world veiw, that that person is an idiot. and who think that being liberal is as close as you can get to being a terrorist without actually blowing yourself up.

here's another grievance...
the double standard that applies to some "special" posters, that they're allowed to make political comments in nearly every post they make, and it's ok.... because they're "special".

You're a liberal idiot...and terrorist.

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by VandalSavage
Ok...So there's Two....Turdburglar47 and Thugit....Anyone else like the Hulk Movie???:confused:


Mr. Savage

Add ro_gan to that list. I loved it and I like it even better every time I watch it again. Although, I was not happy with the choice of "villain."

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
You're a liberal idiot...and terrorist.

Annnnnnd... the Inbetweener might be joining Basil on the sidelines before Year's End.

Will the Inbetweener make it to 2005? Will he hold his tongue so as to see the year ring in at HCR? Will anybody care? Will anyone even notice the blatant Batman sitcom ripoff this is meant to be?

Tune in next week... same Inbetweener channel... same Inbetweener time to find out...

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by ro_gan
Annnnnnd... the Inbetweener might be joining Basil on the sidelines before Year's End.

Will the Inbetweener make it to 2005? Will he hold his tongue so as to see the year ring in at HCR? Will anybody care? Will anyone even notice the blatant Batman sitcom ripoff this is meant to be?

Tune in next week... same Inbetweener channel... same Inbetweener time to find out...

I hope so...I genuinely feel like I didn't start anything on here this time...

I'm in a real sour mood that I have to work today I suppose...maybe if I dress as a clown, cover my hands in blood and hold an axe I'll feel better...that way I feel as if I've accomplished something.

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Inbetweener
I hope so...I genuinely feel like I didn't start anything on here this time...

I'm in a real sour mood that I have to work today I suppose...maybe if I dress as a clown, cover my hands in blood and hold an axe I'll feel better...that way I feel as if I've accomplished something.

Now I want to go out and buy "House of 1000 Corpses" and watch it tonight.

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by ro_gan

Will anybody care?

This I can't really answer...

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by ro_gan
Will anybody really care?


Originally posted by Inbetweener
This I can't really answer...

But I am sure tons of people will be more than happy enough to let you know how they feel. :p

[Inbetweener]

I wrote 50 greivances on here yesterday and not one of them got political...yet I'm followed around by guys like Bootkneelee consitently looking to provoke me (probably because the political content in my user warnings)...I don't even know if that other guy I responded to's comments were directed at me (I'm no republican) but I suspect it was...my response to him, as insulting as it was, only reiterated what he accused conservatives of saying about him already. If those things get me banned...well then Happy New Year.:(

[Ro-gan]

You have to let things slide sometimes.

When someone gets your goat just remember what an old friend of mine used to tell me frequently:

"There are people in this world that their SOLE purpose in life is to exist so other people can laugh at them."

Words to get you through a day. ;)

[Inbetweener]

Originally posted by ro_gan

"There are people in this world that their SOLE purpose in life is to exist so other people can laugh at them."


Words of wisdom.

[AbeSapien]

Sorry I'm late everyone here's my quick list:

1)greivance threads that go on for 15 pages before I get there
2)no second INDY set, and everyone INDY hating
3)Not enough bandwagon jumpers for the Bi-Beast thread
4)lonely holidays, lonely city
5)Far away from the girl o' my dreams (sorry sandra and lealu, its someone else)
6)having to watch realms members flame each other over nothing, and hijacking threads
7)MST3K is still off the air
8) removed for political content

More as I wake up fully

[BadAxe1]

Originally posted by VandalSavage
Ok...So there's Two....Turdburglar47 and Thugit....Anyone else like the Hulk Movie???:confused:


Mr. Savage



I liked it fine right up till the point where they stupidly rewrote the Absorbing Man to be Bruce Banners dad. No one wanted an acid trip looking, metaphysical fight at the end.
I had high hopes the Hulk would be fighting the Abomination or one of the classic Hiulk villains for the big finale.
So I guess I was just disapointed witht he ending.


But then they put the Punisher in Florida for cryin' out loud.

[Nickel97]

Originally posted by THOMAS5
.


I liked her better when she was about 15 lbs heavier,
with the body of a woman.
She is still beautiful,
just less of a knockout than she used to be.



Amen to that, sir, Amen to that. She used to be in the top 3, but now she's just a pretty face.