The "DS-00-0, FSD is Creepy" Thread!

[CaptainMarvel]

#### I guess I don't know ####!

I thought he was getting a job with Fedex???? ;) :p

[JacinB]

And now we join Gacy's Clown on a date ...
Gacy: So, hot chica, you were drunk but now you're sober again. You want me to lick your tonsils?
Hot Chica: Sure, Ninja man. Let us make out passionately while my friends sleep nearby.
Gacy: Rock on. Feel my super-duper katana blade o' love.
Hot Chica: Oh, Ninja man. That's nice. How 'bout touching my boobage?
Gacy: Sweet. And by that, of course I mean that they're totally awesome.
Hot Chica: That's really nice. How 'bout petting my kitty.
Gacy: Sure thing, Hot Chica. You like it like that?
Hot Chica: Oh, you know it. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ninja man. Oh, give it to me. Oh, yeah. How 'bout you let me see your katana ... ?
Gacy: Er ...
Hot Chica: C'mon, Ninja man. Give me that sweet blade o' lovin'.
Gacy: But, I ... uh ...
Hot Chica: Don't leave me hangin', Ninja man.
Gacy: I gotta go. Bye.
Hot Chica: WHAT THE DUDE?!

The End.

[Gacy's Clown]

Man, you guys just run stuff so far into the ground that it's not even in the ballpark of funny anymore (not that it was to begin with) *cough* the whole creepy thing *cough*
It wouldn't be so bad if there was credibility to the jokes. You act like you've ####ed me before...:cheeky:

I mean, DS IS creepy, but come on....

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Isn't it time for you to go #### Claremont?

:laugh:


I'm NOT into men, but IF I was, I would get it on with CC. ;) :laugh:

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Man, you guys just run stuff so far into the ground that it's not even in the ballpark of funny anymore (not that it was to begin with) *cough* the whole creepy thing *cough*
It wouldn't be so bad if there was credibility to the jokes. You act like you've ####ed me before...:cheeky:

I mean, DS IS creepy, but come on....

Easy, GC. It's all in fun. You realize now that you have made it known that it is getting to you we have to really cut loose and bug you... :laugh:

[BudPalmer]

Really, Gacy, are you afraid of having your rep tarnished with both women of the realms? LOL

[JacinB]

Well, both women and Sandra.

[Gacy's Clown]

It's not that it's getting to me, it's that all you Dr. Ruth's act like you know everything that went on and would've done this and that, blah blah blah. What part of not giving a carp did you all miss? Girls are the biggest teases on this planet, so to do it in return, get away with it, and still not care what she thinks is even better. I know I could've finished the job, made her head explode, all the usual stuff, it's just that I don't have to if I don't want to.:p

[JacinB]

I'm just saying that for being a Ninja, you seem to have an odd fear of ... 'stabbing'.


And yes, I debated whether or not to use that term to refer to sex given his username, but being that he's a Ninja, I had to say something he could relate to.

[BudPalmer]

Oh I understand where you are coming from it's just always more fun to give people carp than it is to take their side! ;)

[FoxInStocks]

To: Bud Palmer

Re: Signature Line, Line 3

Fat chance. ;)

[BudPalmer]

Originally posted by JacinB
Well, both women and Sandra.

I didn't know Sandra still came to this site. I thought she was busy being dangled from a hook on the Wizkids site in a desperate attempt to get people on their boards!

<does Wayne's World "fished in" routine>

[BudPalmer]

Originally posted by FoxInStocks
To: Bud Palmer

Re: Signature Line, Line 3

Fat chance. ;)

A guy's gotta have goals! Still no milk by the way (for all those keeping score!) but I'll keep trying!

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by JacinB
I'm just saying that for being a Ninja, you seem to have an odd fear of ... 'stabbing'.


And yes, I debated whether or not to use that term to refer to sex given his username, but being that he's a Ninja, I had to say something he could relate to.



You see you missed the whole point to being a Ninja.

You can be totally Sweet just mean or just not give a carp.

You don't have to be all badass and porkin all the time, Sometimes you have to just not give a carp. That's all part of RUP. The Ultimate Paradox.

However giving others #### about what goes on seems to be what the Realms is all about these days so... have at it...

Anyone want some of this pizza I just ordered? No I swear it’s not Digorno(SP) it’s delivery!

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
Oh I understand where you are coming from it's just always more fun to give people carp than it is to take their side! ;)

Yeah, that's why I am ribbing him, too. I've left a few girls "hanging" at one point or other in my life. It is fun to do because they are teases more often than not.

But, now that we know he is bugging about the nagging it just makes it more fun to do. :laugh:

It's all in good fun, Dan. You know we love you-- even though you are one of dem annoying Ninja. ;)

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
A guy's gotta have goals! Still no milk by the way (for all those keeping score!) but I'll keep trying!

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

And I hate myself for actually knowing what that reference is concerning... :devious:

[EmperorNorton]

Huhuh! Huhuhuh!
Check this out, Beavis.
It's cool.
Huhuh!

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by ro_gan
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

And I hate myself for actually knowing what that reference is concerning... :devious:

lol. As do I....:confused:

[BudPalmer]

Hey, I didn't introduce that creepy punk to HCRealms! I'm just trying to be more creepy than him!

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
A guy's gotta have goals! Still no milk by the way (for all those keeping score!) but I'll keep trying!

Egads. What have I done by unleashing that stuff on all of you? :confused:

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by JacinB
I'm just saying that for being a Ninja, you seem to have an odd fear of ... 'stabbing'.


And yes, I debated whether or not to use that term to refer to sex given his username, but being that he's a Ninja, I had to say something he could relate to.

*Man, does this guy not know what he's talking about*

Definitely no fear of "stabbing" here....and Gacy strangled/gagged his victims (didn't stab them...with a knife anyways;) ) :laugh:

[JacinB]

Dude, a serial killer is a serial killer is a serial killer. The method doesn't matter. Would you have been happier if I'd said that you seemed to have an odd fear of 'gagging her'?

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
You see you missed the whole point to being a Ninja.

You can be totally Sweet just mean or just not give a carp.

You don't have to be all badass and porkin all the time, Sometimes you have to just not give a carp. That's all part of RUP. The Ultimate Paradox.

However giving others #### about what goes on seems to be what the Realms is all about these days so... have at it...

Anyone want some of this pizza I just ordered? No I swear it’s not Digorno(SP) it’s delivery!

Someone who has a clue!

Tell him what he's won, Bob.

*Bob*
Our grand prize winner today will receive a lifetime supply of pizzas that can be delivered AT ANY TIME of the day as long as it's not a pizza shop near you and after midnight!!!

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by JacinB
Dude, a serial killer is a serial killer is a serial killer. The method doesn't matter. Would you have been happier if I'd said that you seemed to have an odd fear of 'gagging her'?

Then none of your previous post would have made any sense. Reading the fine text, it clearly shows you thought Gacy stabbed his victims whereas he did not.
Hey, it's my turn to give you hell. :p

[Gacy's Clown]

Can we say "teat" on here???

[JacinB]

No, the stabbing wasn't a reference to Gacy, it was a reference to your Ninjaness.

The worry about using it (and, thus, the fine print) was for fear that someone would think it in bad taste to use a reference to violence as a reference to sex when speaking to someone whose username is a reference to a serial-killing sex offender.

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Can we say "teat" on here???

No. : puking :

[Gacy's Clown]

You were worrying about bad taste in this thread?

[JacinB]

Can you use the words 'bad taste' immediately after talking about whether or not you can talk about 'teats'?

[BudPalmer]

Speaking of bad taste... I'm back! What did I miss? Oh great I didn't miss a #### thing!

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by JacinB
Can you use the words 'bad taste' immediately after talking about whether or not you can talk about 'teats'?

I don't know, but I've got this white #### coming out of mine right now!:eek:

[FoxInStocks]

Put...the nettles...down.

[BudPalmer]

How does a freak with no arms push a nettle carriage?

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Someone who has a clue!

Tell him what he's won, Bob.

*Bob*
Our grand prize winner today will receive a lifetime supply of pizzas that can be delivered AT ANY TIME of the day as long as it's not a pizza shop near you and after midnight!!!


WTD!?!?! You try to back a guy up because he's a fellow Ninja and he burns you with a (#### funny) pizza joke!


Well you know what minute man, You're own your now, and here's some advise, next time double it up and maybe you'll be able to "get the job done"! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[shock man x]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
*Man, does this guy not know what he's talking about*

Definitely no fear of "stabbing" here....and Gacy strangled/gagged his victims (didn't stab them...with a knife anyways;) ) :laugh:

:confused:

OMG!!!!

Did you really just say that. :surprised

I don't know how to react.:noid:




Oh wait, I'll just won't give a carp. ;)

[Gacy's Clown]

:laugh:

Hey, if you actually show up at GenCon, I'll pay for the pizza, but I'll let you order it.

*Does this mean I'm not gonna be out any money? I really would like that pizza though....wonder if Nick is coming?*

[DS-00-0, FSD]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
:laugh:

Hey, if you actually show up at GenCon, I'll pay for the pizza, but I'll let you order it.

*Does this mean I'm not gonna be out any money? I really would like that pizza though....wonder if Nick is coming?*

I'll make sure to bring you some pizza at GenCon. ;)

[BudPalmer]

Creepy pizza?

[Gacy's Clown]

Oh man, that'd be great!

It'll be great to see you and CM competing for my pizza affection....

*pauses*

*looks at FSD's new Title*

*LAUGHS really hard out loud*

That's too funny, man!:laugh:

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
Creepy pizza?

I don't even want to picture Salad Fingers delivering a pizza to my door...

[DS-00-0, FSD]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Oh man, that'd be great!

It'll be great to see you and CM competing for my pizza affection....



I'm not so sure you'd call the pizza I'm bringing you a "sign of affection"...:devious:

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
I don't even want to picture Salad Fingers delivering a pizza to my door...

Hello. I've got some delicious pizza for you, Hubert Cumberdale...

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by DS-00-0, FSD
I'm not so sure you'd call the pizza I'm bringing you a "sign of affection"...:devious:

It wouldn't be the same pizza that I mailed to you with your clix, would it?:p

[Darkone_Rises]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
(didn't stab them...with a knife anyways;) ) :laugh:


Excuse me....i have to go throw up.

[GroovyBoy]

I can't believe I missed Gacy's temper tantrum!

[GroovyBoy]

I can't believe I missed Gacy's temper tantrum!

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
:laugh:

Hey, if you actually show up at GenCon, I'll pay for the pizza, but I'll let you order it.

*Does this mean I'm not gonna be out any money? I really would like that pizza though....wonder if Nick is coming?*


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























You are SO buying me a PIZZA!!!!! :laugh:




#### I better start looking up pizza places in Ind... :rolleyes: :laugh:

[Socko]

Originally posted by GroovyBoy
I can't believe I missed Gacy's temper tantrum!




I see!






I see!

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You are SO buying me a PIZZA!!!!! :laugh:


#### I better start looking up pizza places in Ind... :rolleyes: :laugh:

August 18-21st....looks like you better call that in ahead of time.

[Gabe Sapien]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
It's not that it's getting to me, it's that all you Dr. Ruth's act like you know everything that went on and would've done this and that, blah blah blah. What part of not giving a carp did you all miss? Girls are the biggest teases on this planet, so to do it in return, get away with it, and still not care what she thinks is even better. I know I could've finished the job, made her head explode, all the usual stuff, it's just that I don't have to if I don't want to.:p

preach on brotha' gacy. if the booty wasnt hit, then you must aquit! if you can be picky, dont get girls that are icky! :grin:

[The Red Baron]

i am so lost

[Gacy's Clown]

You may want to find your way out the door before you become eternally scarred by all of this...

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Can we say "teat" on here???

Apparently, yes. :laugh:

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by JacinB
Can you use the words 'bad taste' immediately after talking about whether or not you can talk about 'teats'?

Yes, but only as long as the milk is sour... :confused:

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
How does a freak with no arms push a nettle carriage?

With his belly, of course... :cheeky:

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
I don't even want to picture Salad Fingers delivering a pizza to my door...

*creepy music*

Hello, little Gacy. I have your pizza. The nettles topping is quite good. Might I also enquire about your spoons?

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by The Red Baron
i am so lost

This should catch you up to speed somewhat:

Salad Fingers (http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm)




































Don't look at me like that...

Don't blame me and hold me responsible, guys. He asked for it. :laugh:

[BudPalmer]

Originally posted by ro_gan
With his belly, of course... :cheeky:

Yeah what was I thinking? If I didn't have arms I'd be mad if someone took my nettle carriage. I'd be pissed if people put things in my pockets too I guess!

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by ro_gan
This should catch you up to speed somewhat:

Salad Fingers (http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm)




































Don't look at me like that...

Don't blame me and hold me responsible, guys. He asked for it. :laugh:


You know, at least I felt a little guilty about introducing Fingers into the Realms bloodstream. You're gleefully spreading it around, though. :laugh:

[Ro-gan]

I enjoy being sick and twisted and a little demented and mad at the same time... :laugh:

[JKLantern]

I must go. But first I shall carress this kettle...

*eee* *eee*

[JacinB]

I no longer find Salad Fingers creepy. The effect has worn off.

I've noticed that I have something of a 'creep-immunity'. After seeing something once, it loses it's creepability upon any additional exposures.

For instance, in 'The Ring', the girl didn't creep me out. I'd seen her in the previews, so the movie didn't scare me at all. In fact, I thought it was pretty lame. (My wife was hellascared, though.)

Same thing with 'The Grudge', whom all of my friends claim is the scariest, creepiest movie they've ever seen. No effect on me at all because I'd seen the creepy ghost kid in the previews.

Salad Fingers, likewise, is now just poorly animated nonsense to me.

Edit: Duane, however, is still creepy. Likely because I've never seen him in person.

[BudPalmer]

QUIT SAYING HELLA!!!!!!

[Gothic Lolita]

I'm not sure who DS-00-0, FSD is, but I'll agree, because it seems like the right thing to do.

[JacinB]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
QUIT SAYING HELLA!!!!!!
Hella, BudPalmer. If you don't mind me asking, why the hella you yelling? It's hellalame.

[BudPalmer]

stop saying hella!

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by JacinB
I no longer find Salad Fingers creepy. The effect has worn off.

I've noticed that I have something of a 'creep-immunity'. After seeing something once, it loses it's creepability upon any additional exposures.

For instance, in 'The Ring', the girl didn't creep me out. I'd seen her in the previews, so the movie didn't scare me at all. In fact, I thought it was pretty lame. (My wife was hellascared, though.)

Same thing with 'The Grudge', whom all of my friends claim is the scariest, creepiest movie they've ever seen. No effect on me at all because I'd seen the creepy ghost kid in the previews.

Salad Fingers, likewise, is now just poorly animated nonsense to me.

Edit: Duane, however, is still creepy. Likely because I've never seen him in person.

It's funny, once you see him you really don't think he's creepy... but don't be fooled, He sure as hell is HELLA creepy. :laugh:

[DS-00-0, FSD]

Originally posted by JacinB
Edit: Duane, however, is still creepy. Likely because I've never seen him in person.


Writes down "Creep out JacinB" on list of "Thing to do in 2005".

[JacinB]

Bring the creep to Gorilla Con II, DS. thugit and his crew will be there, so it's guaranteed to be hellafun.

[JKLantern]

Wasn't there a movie about a hellafun recently?

[JacinB]

Originally posted by JKLantern
Wasn't there a movie about a hellafun recently?
I believe there was a movie about Pooh and a Heffalump.

My wife thought it was hellacute, but so far, I've been able to keep the hellaway from the movie theatres (though, I admit, we'll likely wind up owning it on DVD).

[BudPalmer]

MUST fight urge to eat brains!:angry: :devious: :knockedou :cool:

[JacinB]

Eating brains? You must be hellahungry. Watch out for the cow brains, though, you could get hellasick ... Mad Cow and whatnot.

[JKLantern]

Helladang straight!

Eat rats, better than brains.

[BudPalmer]

<writes down the names of all the "hella-people"> You just made the list, guys! :angry:

[JacinB]

Must be a list of the hellacool people. :)

[Socko]

Originally posted by ro_gan
*creepy music*

Hello, little Gacy. I have your pizza. The nettles topping is quite good. Might I also enquire about your spoons?


*gacy takes pizza and closes door on salad fingers*

*gacy goes to the table to eat his food, but is feeling awkward from this strange rubbing sound coming from outside*

*gacy is frustrated and jumps up to go see what is outside making this strange sound*

*gacy opens door and immediatly sees an outstretched pale green hand with these salad fingers.*

"Im sorry...... I was just..... caressing.... your nob...... Its very...... worn........ I liked touching your nob...."


The longest pause EVER is held between salad fingers and gacy, who is awestruck


"I think..... I'll go home to little sister... Its time for her bath..."








This post creeped the author out, hella much

[Socko]

You know, This one time, I left a piece of paper in the high school office that said on the top "The List" and it had all the names of the school teachers.


It was one joke that didnt go over so well.

I was telling them, "No I made it on purpose!... No, I dont mean that!!!, umm... ITS A JOKE, CHILL OUT!!!! AHHH!"

they did chill out though, after giving me a lecture on how its not nice to put the school into code red.

:ermm: meh, dems da breaks

[JacinB]

Actually, I don't think it would've gone down that way. I think Gacy would've had performance anxiety and left Salad Fingers hanging.

:)

[BudPalmer]

Oh my list isn't threatening in any way. Those on it may be delivered a box of poop but they will not be harmed physically! :eek:

[CaptainMarvel]

Well Gacy's first problem is not letting me order the pizza. Had he done that he never would have had to worry about even seeing salad fingers. :laugh:

[GroovyBoy]

Originally posted by JacinB
Actually, I don't think it would've gone down that way. I think Gacy would've had performance anxiety and left Salad Fingers hanging.

:)

You mean, like, promise him some spoons but then not give him any?

[JacinB]

No, I mean like get the extra-rusty spoons out of the drawer, show 'em to Salad Fingers, and offer to let him touch them and then, just as Salad Fingers is ready to actually stroke the spoon, yank it away and leave.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
MUST fight urge to eat brains!:angry: :devious: :knockedou :cool:

You think these people actually have brains?

[JacinB]

Hey, EN, that jab was hellasad.

Let me match it: Christina Ricci's forehead = hellahuge.

See? Just an obvious lack of effort.

[EmperorNorton]

Originally posted by JacinB
Hey, EN, that jab was hellasad.

Let me match it: Christina Ricci's forehead = hellahuge.

See? Just an obvious lack of effort.

Oh, okay.
Jacin here has brains.


He keeps them in jars in his kitchen and sorts them by colour...

[bootkneelee]

Okay, I went and watched "Salad Fingers" On line and that was.....weird.....

if you like that you should check out Angud oblongs books...


Here's one that makes me laugh!


Crossdressing Charles.

A story about a little boy who changes schools so that he can live his life as a little girl. Then he kills everyone & shoves hot dogs up their butts.


:cheeky:

[Socko]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
Oh my list isn't threatening in any way. Those on it may be delivered a box of poop but they will not be harmed physically! :eek:


Thats Hella Lame.

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by JacinB
No, I mean like get the extra-rusty spoons out of the drawer, show 'em to Salad Fingers, and offer to let him touch them and then, just as Salad Fingers is ready to actually stroke the spoon, yank it away and leave.

Why would I do that to Salad Fingers? He doesn't have a history of being a tease...

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
<writes down the names of all the "hella-people"> You just made the list, guys! :angry:

Twisted Toyfare Theatre Spidey:

"There's a LIST ?!?"

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by JacinB
No, I mean like get the extra-rusty spoons out of the drawer, show 'em to Salad Fingers, and offer to let him touch them and then, just as Salad Fingers is ready to actually stroke the spoon, yank it away and leave.

That would tramautize Fingers, though.

[Ro-gan]

:ermm:

You know? I could actually see Gacy touching Salad Fingers like you would a rusty spoon.

I can just see the look on Salad Finger's face now-- :confused:

[FoxInStocks]

Originally posted by ro_gan

I can just see the look on Salad Finger's face now-- :confused:

And for that, I pity you. :p