Batman vs Batman! Who wins?

[Ultimate2099]

Well, I'm about to go home for the weekend so I thought I'd drop one last thread before I go. This is for all you Batman nuts out there ;)

We know some of you think Batman can beat anybody with enough prep time. Well how about himself? Can Batman beat Batman?

(This question inspired by Bart Simpson asking the Sunday School Teacher if Jesus can Microwave a Buritto so hot even he can't eat it.)

[SumYungGai]

I though this was going to be about Hypertime Bats versus Legacy Bats.

As for your question, I think Batman's first contingency plan was how to take himself down in case he ever went crazy or possessed. It's probably contained in a couple of his knock-off T-spheres. If something goes wrong, one sphere goes to Nightwing and the other to Superman.

[Rokk_Krinn]

DC Sales Department. :)

[St-Dumas]

My moneys on Batman.

Then again, Batman is pretty tough...

[Breyker]

Such an event should never occur, since the out come would surely lead to the destruction of the universe.

[JKLantern]

I would win, since while they were busy fighting each other, I would torch Wayne Industries, destroy Gotham, and annihilate Wayne Manor.

If I was a villain.

[toDIEisGAIN]

It would come down to luck. I remeber watching a JLA episode (yeah i know the TV show and the comics are different) where the JLA were captured by an alternate reality JLA called the Justice Lords. Batman was detained by the alternate batman and couldnt excape because everything he thought of the alternatre batman knew and had already compensated for.

[carcrash1015]

Batman Vs. Batman!!! I hope The Good Old Bat wins this one! =)

[I_Blame_You]

The sheer, staggering scope of the preparation involved in that battle would create a psychological shockwave that would render normals for miles around catatonic for days!! Let's not talk about it anymore, please.

[BigSoph]

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[USAgent]

I say as both Batmen are on thier last legs, when the battle is closest to its end, Daredevil leaps down from a near by building and finishes the both of them. And all is right in the comic book world, blind lawyer 1 rich boy 0. Next.

[bootkneelee]

The Batman that loses the first fight would Ultimately be the winner, cause he will go back to the drawing board and figure out how and why he lost, and make sure that it never happens again. The only trouble is, during the second fight the Batman that lost the first fight would win and the one that won the first fight will now go back to the drawing board and OH MY GOSS I"VE JUST GONE CROSSEYED!!!!:cross-eye


:rolleyes:

[Socko]

Originally posted by JKLantern
I would win, since while they were busy fighting each other, I would torch Wayne Industries, destroy Gotham, and annihilate Wayne Manor.

If I was a villain.


Or... you could like, poop on his parents graves.




That'd make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

[Magnito]

Originally posted by Ultimate2099
(This question inspired by Bart Simpson asking the Sunday School Teacher if Jesus can Microwave a Buritto so hot even he can't eat it.)
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that what Homer asking Ned.