Oh Canada Clan [Archive]

JPV>BW

04/05/2005, 00:33

Originally posted by lensnart
You are in Ogopogo welcome to the clan.
You are not in azrael, because azrael is not canadian, get out of here ya stinkin yankee.

:p :p Well im Canadian so it balances out....and besides if you have seen Azraels costume it has the fleurdelise on it so that has to count for something eh;)

lensnart

04/05/2005, 19:15

JPV, now you have to be Tom Cochrane I hope that you are happy, TOM.

Socko, I have no idea what we are going to do with this clan. Anyone have any topis or suggestions?

Beast2029

04/12/2005, 18:18

I will be Mike Myers

hail_eris

04/12/2005, 18:41

Originally posted by lensnart
JPV, now you have to be Tom Cochrane I hope that you are happy, TOM.
If you really want to teach him a lesson, make him Anne Murray. Or better yet, make him Robert Stanfield in that "dropping the football" picture that cost him the election...

jmainse

04/12/2005, 18:53

Can I be Wolverine! If not Don Cherry would be great.

CaptainCanada

04/12/2005, 20:28

Eh?!

JPV>BW

04/12/2005, 20:56

Originally posted by hail_eris
If you really want to teach him a lesson, make him Anne Murray. Or better yet, make him Robert Stanfield in that "dropping the football" picture that cost him the election...

Nooooooooooooooooooo not Anne murray.......ill be good i promise:p :p

JPV>BW

04/12/2005, 21:23

Originally posted by lensnart

I have no idea what we are going to do with this clan. Anyone have any topis or suggestions?

Well being Canadian normally we could talk about hockey...but theres the lockout so we can't do that....and winters over so we cant talk about how bloody cold it is outside.....

So does anyone have any good newfoundland jokes?;)

jmainse

04/13/2005, 13:57

We could talk about Canadian inventions or creations that have greatly influenced the world.

Just imagine the world without the telephone.

hail_eris

04/13/2005, 14:09

We could praise border radio. Or the Film Board of Canada (they're cute because they try so hard - and their website is fantastic). Oh, I know! Kids in the Hall! Who doesn't love them?

JPV>BW

04/13/2005, 17:16

Gothic Lolita

04/13/2005, 17:20

"O Clanada"

Gothic Lolita

04/13/2005, 17:23

Originally posted by JPV>BW
The telephone?....kids in the hall?.....the film board of canada?......yikes sorry if i have trouble containing my excitement;) Besides everyone knows that the TV show "trailer park boys" is our greatest gift to the world.

Now I need you guys to think of Canadian comic book characters because i'll be ####ed if im stuck as "Stompin" Tom Cochrane or Anne murray;) No, Tom Cochrane, as in & Red Rider,{you know, Lunatic Fringe, & Life is a Highway} not "Stompin'" Tom Connors.

St-Dumas

04/13/2005, 21:40

Originally posted by JPV>BW
Now I need you guys to think of Canadian comic book characters because i'll be ####ed if im stuck as "Stompin" Tom Cochrane or Anne murray;)

There's Sasquatch from Alpha Flight, Shaman from Alpha Flight, Northstar from Alpha Flight, Guardian and Vindicator from Alpha Flight, Puck from Alpha Flight...is anyone else seeing a pattern?

JPV>BW

04/13/2005, 21:52

Originally posted by Gothic Lolita
No, Tom Cochrane, as in & Red Rider,{you know, Lunatic Fringe, & Life is a Highway} not "Stompin'" Tom Connors.

either way they both ####;)

JPV>BW

04/13/2005, 22:31

Originally posted by St-Dumas
There's Sasquatch from Alpha Flight, Shaman from Alpha Flight, Northstar from Alpha Flight, Guardian and Vindicator from Alpha Flight, Puck from Alpha Flight...is anyone else seeing a pattern?

well other then Alpha flight we still got Wolverine and i think Sabretooth but after that im lost.........its pretty sad 90% of Canadadian comic characters are in one comic book:ermm:

JPV>BW

04/13/2005, 22:33

Originally posted by JPV>BW
Canadadian

LoL ummm i mean Canadian

lensnart

04/14/2005, 00:31

Welcome to whoever has joined in the last little while.
someone is wolverine and someone else is someone else, welcome. It was on the last page and I know that they both picked canadians that nobody else had, but I forget who.

JPV, how about the wendigo he's pretty cool. Is Deadpool a cannuck, he was in the weapon X project wasn't he?

the CBC is awesome (the TV not the radio) I love how they use those BBC camera's, everthing looks like it was filmed in the early eighties. They have put out some fine shows: The Beachcombers, The Racoons, Kids in the Hall, SCTV, Degrassi. We will all just have to forget about Mike Bullard.

We also made Insulin and Basketball and those flaps on plane wings that allow them to land. And we had a prime minister that was into the occult and a bunch that were raging alcoholics. Sure JFK could drink but he couldn't drink like MacDonald, John A got the railroad built through drunken deals and presents of free booze. And we whupped the states in our only war, three cheers for Laura Secord.

lensnart

04/14/2005, 00:40

here is the new official clan list

lensnart: Johnny LaRue
Gambit-99: wayne gretzky
St. Dumas: Ike Broflofski
Socko: Neil Young
The Qwardian: The Quwardian
Captain Canada: Captain Canada
Hellboy Hodge: George Larauqe
Gothic Lolita: Ogopogo
Beast2029: Mike Myers
Jmaise: Wolverine

JPV>BW: Honorary Clan member who is yet to be named.

Haileris: have you picked a name? It's cool if you just want to be our southern friend who just hangs out and for our back bacon and beer that has alcohol content.

JPV>BW

04/14/2005, 10:09

Wendigo sounds good ill take it;)

jmainse

04/14/2005, 10:26

Joe Shuster was Canadian. That makes Superman half Canadian.:)

hail_eris

04/14/2005, 13:00

Well, since I'm not an actual resident, I'll pick a Canadian sympathizer for my name (which is likely to change as frequently as my avatar). So, for now, I'll be Neko Case.

Gothic Lolita

04/14/2005, 18:58

Originally posted by JPV>BW
well other then Alpha flight we still got Wolverine and i think Sabretooth but after that im lost.........its pretty sad 90% of Canadadian comic characters are in one comic book:ermm: Deadpool's Canadian, so is Graviton.

JPV>BW

04/15/2005, 01:21

Originally posted by jmainse
Joe Shuster was Canadian. That makes Superman half Canadian.:)

Superman may have started off like that but i think Uncle Sam seduced him to the dark side a long time ago;)

JPV>BW

04/15/2005, 01:45

Originally posted by Gothic Lolita
Deadpool's Canadian, so is Graviton.

hmmm all marvel characters i wonder what DC has against the great white north?;)

lensnart

04/15/2005, 16:55

Good point, are there and DC cannucks? I bet not since DC likes their guys to come from imaginary cities, they try to avoid real world connections when it comes to origins. It would be cool though if they at least had a fake canadian city for their guys to come from, like an opal city or metropolis of the north.

GAMBIT_99

04/19/2005, 09:41

batman's canadian:) :rolleyes: :eek: :disappoin :(

lensnart

05/06/2005, 23:35

So we are ruling the world cup so far. Too bad I now hate all of these guys. I hope that we get scab hockey next year. It's funny that the players would be down on scabs when they went and played in europe last year, doesn't that kind of make them scabs, at the very least they were taking roster spots away from more worthy players. If there is scab hockey I will so try out, even the junior players will stay away because it will hurt their chances later. I am going to be the worst NHLer ever.

Mr. Gone

05/11/2005, 22:28

I'm in.

Call me Seth Bullock

JPV>BW

05/11/2005, 23:27

Iago

05/20/2005, 00:54

Alpha Flight has been mentioned, but i wanted to point out a few lesser known Canadian indy heroes. Captain Canuck is being rebooted in a series i haven't read, but i remember the earlier version. There was also a pretty good series called Northguard - super-heroics, political intrigue, espionage, teen drama. I think Northguard's Quebecois themed "sidekick" may have been named Fleur-de-Lys.
Bernie Mireault's character "the Jam" took the super out of super-hero, but if i'm remembering correctly was Montreal based.
Oh well. That's all i've got right now.

Mr. Gone

06/06/2005, 17:49

anyone here collect those Canadian superhero stamps they released in the nineties?

lensnart

06/07/2005, 15:15

A belated welcome to the clan to you Mr. Gone. I have never heard of canadian superhero stamps, that sounds Tres Bien. Who did the make?

Gentlegamer

06/07/2005, 15:22

Since I can't be Mike Myers, I'll just quote Peter Griffin: "Canada sucks!" ;)

Juxter

06/22/2005, 11:55

Whoa- what happened there? The Reply screen just went all wonky...

But, as I was about to say: Greetings, folks. I'd mention something about othernational pro-Canadian fan-ism making me a little uncomfortable, but I don't want to discourage anybody.

That Captain Canuck relaunch 3-issue thing was done by a couple of guys from where I'm at, Brandon (Manitoba). They had their signing at my comic shop, actually (I just work there - I don't own it...yet...). It was strange to hear that one of the first sold-out/re-order situations was from the American south. Glad y'all liked it.

Now, if I were to be another Canadian thing to represent myself, what would I be?

Howzabout..."Not A Gapper"? Nah, too anti-Saskatchewan.
"The Perogie"? Originally Ukrainian.
"The Loonie!" Yeah. I'm all over the place, too.
Clan founder acceptance? My self-esteem depends upon it! :cross-eye :cool:

lensnart

06/23/2005, 22:11

Acceptance granted Juxter, your self esteem can remain intact. Welcome to the clan Loonie.

hail_eris

06/23/2005, 23:04

A belated welcome to the clan to you Mr. Gone. I have never heard of canadian superhero stamps, that sounds Tres Bien. Who did the make?
Superman (eh?), Nelvana of the Northern Lights, Johnny Canuck, Captain Canuck, and Fleur de Lys - Canada Post debuted them in 1995. I was going to link to a website that gave some details on them, but apparently Tripod sites can't get past the new and improved filter. I guess we need to be protected against free personal web page hosts for some reason. Well, here's a commercial site (http://www.downtownstamps.bc.ca/stamps/sales_stamps_heros.html) where you can get them for the bargain price of only CDN$9.95. Note that the Superman stamp is *much* cooler than the one that the US would release three years later.

GAMBIT_99

07/01/2005, 11:03

Happy Canada Day!

Juxter

07/01/2005, 13:07

Woo! I got me my Canada Pants on, and have plans to go see Land of the Dead! What better holiday is there?

Except, you know, one that lasts longer, or feeds you, or something like that... :ermm:

Zut alors! Ce n'est pas ma langue maternele, mais je parle un petit peut.

(Wo ye shuo Hanyu yi diandian, danshi mei guanxi.)

Happy Canada Day indeed!

nemesis23

07/03/2005, 22:42

If Deadpool is indeed Canadian then I will join as him. If he is not then I will join as Pierre Elliot Trudeau because apparently comics come before partiotism.

lensnart

07/10/2005, 22:41

welcome to the clan Nemesis. Deadpool was in the Weapon X program and they seemed to only pick on Cannucks so until I am told differently I will assume that he is from the fatherland. But feel free to be P. E. T. if you want that guy was kick ###, his wife even slept with Mick Jagger.

xXHushXx

07/24/2006, 05:51

I'm reviving this clan......

Go Canada!!!

lensnart

07/24/2006, 13:28

i forgot all about this clan untill I got the email that someone had replied to it.

best of luck as the clans new prime minister

Sigdr

07/24/2006, 16:59

Allright, I'll join as Maurice 'Rocket' Richard.

xXHushXx

07/24/2006, 17:41

i forgot all about this clan untill I got the email that someone had replied to it.

best of luck as the clans new prime minister

I'm like Stephen Harper??!!!

Shweet. Kinda, if you like that guy. I don't.

Sigdr

07/24/2006, 19:52

I'm like Stephen Harper??!!!

Shweet. Kinda, if you like that guy. I don't.

Don't bother. We haven't had a good prime minister in 22 years.

xXHushXx

07/24/2006, 21:36

Don't bother. We haven't had a good prime minister in 22 years.

Hee hee.

What about Mulroney?

:cheeky:

Sigdr

07/25/2006, 00:34

Hee hee.

What about Mulroney?

:cheeky:

I said a good prime minister, not a prime minister with governing skill equal to that of a mule's excrement.:p

xXHushXx

07/25/2006, 04:56

I said a good prime minister, not a prime minister with governing skill equal to that of a mule's excrement.:p

Quite so. :laugh:

So, you're from Alberta...... back-to-back years of an Alberta team advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals....and losing in 7.

torontcollectr

07/25/2006, 07:49

Since we are a couple ( 2 of us) we will be Canadian Beer (24-twofour-)!!!

Now we are a Canadian team!!

lensnart

07/25/2006, 13:55

Chretien rocked, and he wore his arrogance and jerkiness on his sleeve you've got to respect that in a politician.

My predications for Canadian hockey

Edmonton won't even make the playoffs next year, Calgary is going to be better offensively and will come second in the regular season in the west but they will lose in the semi's, Toronto will suck as always but leaf fans will swear that they have one of the best teams in the league, The couve will make the playoffs but go out in the first. Ottawa won't be as good in the regular season but in a bizarro twist they will make the finals. Montreal are always a wild card they should be worse this year but maybe they will be better.

I forget who I was last time so this time I will join as Jason Priestley.

Sigdr

07/25/2006, 14:37

Quite so. :laugh:

So, you're from Alberta...... back-to-back years of an Alberta team advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals....and losing in 7.

Oh yeah? Well you're from....a place...with back to back years of that place's team not advancing to the Stanley Cup finals! Ha ha! Have at thee!

RE: Chretien: oh, he sure was cool/amusing enough...but given his blatant and exorbitant thievery, I can't really call him a "good" Prime Minister.

RED SKULLZ

07/25/2006, 17:08

It figures half the Canada Clan Thread is about hockey:cheeky:

xXHushXx

07/25/2006, 20:26

Oh yeah? Well you're from....a place...with back to back years of that place's team not advancing to the Stanley Cup finals! Ha ha! Have at thee!

Whatever. I gave up supporting them after they couldn't follow up on '94.

I like Philly, Pittsburgh, and Minnesota.

It figures half the Canada Clan Thread is about hockey:cheeky:

What else is there to talk about.....? Lacrosse? :p

RED SKULLZ

07/26/2006, 00:08

Whatever. I gave up supporting them after they couldn't follow up on '94.

I like Philly, Pittsburgh, and Minnesota.

What else is there to talk about.....? Lacrosse? :p

Ahh i don't know trees? lakes? swamps?

Sigdr

07/26/2006, 03:55

Ahh i don't know trees? lakes? swamps?

Moose, maple syrup, lumberjacks, back bacon?

RED SKULLZ

07/26/2006, 14:41

Moose, maple syrup, lumberjacks, back bacon?

Mmmmmmmm Bacon:laugh:

xXHushXx

07/27/2006, 06:05

Mmmmmmmm Bacon:laugh:

Remembered: Hot ladies!

Canada has the rep for producing beautiful women! How many T-shirts that say that....... etc.

MM...... that's definitely an "asset" for Canada!:grin:

Sigdr

07/27/2006, 13:31

Remembered: Hot ladies!

Canada has the rep for producing beautiful women! How many T-shirts that say that....... etc.

MM...... that's definitely an "asset" for Canada!:grin:

Unfortunately, over half of all the Canadian women that are famous abroad are singers...and lousy singers, at that.

RED SKULLZ

07/27/2006, 13:40

Remembered: Hot ladies!

Canada has the rep for producing beautiful women! How many T-shirts that say that....... etc.

MM...... that's definitely an "asset" for Canada!:grin:

Mmmmmm hot ladies and bacon:cheeky:

xXHushXx

07/27/2006, 20:33

Unfortunately, over half of all the Canadian women that are famous abroad are singers...and lousy singers, at that.

Mostly talking about the ladies in an avergae bar or whatever.

Canada has a lot of hot "everyday ordinary" ladies.

Sigdr

07/28/2006, 03:35

Mostly talking about the ladies in an avergae bar or whatever.

Canada has a lot of hot "everyday ordinary" ladies.

oh.

Yes it does.

Of course, there's always the fair share of ugly sacks of flesh - like this one 'woman' I have had the disgustingly unfortunate experience of speaking to once - we call her Rita the Hutt, after her name, temprament and appearance.

xXHushXx

07/29/2006, 09:01

oh.

Yes it does.

Of course, there's always the fair share of ugly sacks of flesh - like this one 'woman' I have had the disgustingly unfortunate experience of speaking to once - we call her Rita the Hutt, after her name, temprament and appearance.

Now, now. Play nice.

;)

Sigdr

07/30/2006, 03:41

Now, now. Play nice.

;)

"Nice"? Bah! Nice is a totally unfair and unfounded stereotype of Canadians! =P

xXHushXx

07/30/2006, 07:40

"Nice"? Bah! Nice is a totally unfair and unfounded stereotype of Canadians! =P

.....so you're sure you're not American?

It may be a stereotype, but it's true. :cheeky: :p

RED SKULLZ

07/31/2006, 22:55

I like to think that i am "nice".......................Usually:devious:

xXHushXx

07/31/2006, 23:07

I'm talking like when you chat with random strangers...most people are nice.

RED SKULLZ

07/31/2006, 23:18

I'm talking like when you chat with random strangers...most people are nice.

Oh...okay then i am nice:p

Juxter

08/03/2006, 00:40

Hmm. Nice people, hot ladies (*including* my girlfriend...she'd hit me as I typed this, I know), and weather that can kill you in minutes! (Where I am, anyway. Hoorah for the prairies.)
These are all reasons why I still live here. Plus, it's where all my stuff is.

Loonie loonie loonie. There. Re-established. Whew. Now back to haiku.:rolleyes:

xXHushXx

08/06/2006, 19:03

torontcollectr

08/17/2006, 09:14

Would you rather live in Toronto?

You need an interpreter everywhere you go with more cultural diversity than any city.

Only 2 seasons- Winter & Construction.

Where millions still fill an arena to watch losers skate around haplessly for a Cup that has not been won since there were only 6 teams.

A city that swallows its neighbours (Watch out Mississauga,Pickering & Barrie-You are Next!).

A city that tries to Americanize itself with guns and gangs, yet has the largest gay population (and parade) in North America (if not the world),

Known worldwide for its SARS scare.

Yup this City has it all!!
(And yes Hot women- including MRS Torontcollectr) though they are all imports.

xXHushXx

08/18/2006, 22:05

Would you rather live in Toronto?

You need an interpreter everywhere you go with more cultural diversity than any city.

I'm in Vancouver....we're pretty diverse here too! ;)

Only 2 seasons- Winter & Construction.

Where millions still fill an arena to watch losers skate around haplessly for a Cup that has not been won since there were only 6 teams.

A city that swallows its neighbours (Watch out Mississauga,Pickering & Barrie-You are Next!).

A city that tries to Americanize itself with guns and gangs, yet has the largest gay population (and parade) in North America (if not the world),

Known worldwide for its SARS scare.

Yup this City has it all!!
(And yes Hot women- including MRS Torontcollectr) though they are all imports.

:laugh:

Okay, maybe some REP will flow your way.

By the way, Toronto seems pretty hated in Canada. Maybe cause the rest of us think you're a bunch of elitist snobs? :p

Juxter

08/19/2006, 00:18

Rrgh. When you're in Manitoba, there's not often too much else to do than ponder about the other-ness of the other provinces. American-ness of Ontarians, the perceived flakitude of the West Coasters, and - well, if you don't like country or mainstream out here, you're a fringer.

I's a fringer. A colourful bump rising from the monotonous flatness of the social grasslands! A barky weed causing problems for the mowers of the status quo! A gopher hole below the goat-cart of the normal!

...and I always thought you 'Couverites were a bit...you know...

...water soluble.:grin:

RED SKULLZ

08/19/2006, 00:23

I Object!! I am not "americanized" at all....Northern Ontario is very different than the southern half:rolleyes: :)

Rrgh. When you're in Manitoba, there's not often too much else to do than ponder about the other-ness of the other provinces. American-ness of Ontarians, the perceived flakitude of the West Coasters, and - well, if you don't like country or mainstream out here, you're a fringer.

I's a fringer. A colourful bump rising from the monotonous flatness of the social grasslands! A barky weed causing problems for the mowers of the status quo! A gopher hole below the goat-cart of the normal!

...and I always thought you 'Couverites were a bit...you know...

...water soluble.:grin:

NoiZe36

08/19/2006, 14:22

By the way, Toronto seems pretty hated in Canada. Maybe cause the rest of us think you're a bunch of elitist snobs? :p

Hey, I live in Toronto and I'm not an elitist snob!

Now excuse me while I drink my half decaf soy milk latte and make fun of people from the east coast.

;)

xXHushXx

08/19/2006, 18:46

...and I always thought you 'Couverites were a bit...you know...

...water soluble.:grin:

Just cause we're too 'pampered' to drive through 10 feet of snowfall and we get cold when it hits 5 degrees C..... :p

Funny thing, my dad's from Vancouver, but my stepmom's a Calgarian. When we drive through Vancouver in winter with 3 inches of snow, my dad's complaining about how slippery and stupid it is. My stepmom says this is "driving in summer" in Calgary. ;)

Hey, I live in Toronto and I'm not an elitist snob!

Now excuse me while I drink my half decaf soy milk latte and make fun of people from the east coast.

;)

Riiiight. And your mom proabably does like Pilates five times a week,too, huh? :cheeky:

BigSoph

08/20/2006, 01:09

This clan is for canadians and canadian sympathizers. sign up as your favorite cannuck celebrety or character. And lets discuss all things canada. if you wish to post en francais or better yet bilingual please do.

I will be Mr. Johnny LaRue
J'amapelle M. Johnny LaRue.

(PS my french is tres horrible)

So's your English!

Canuck - one n

Call me The Saultite (pronounced sooo-ite)

Torontonians make comments about two seasons in Canada, July and winter

PU-FREAKIN'-LEEZE! Toronto gets warm in April and is a freaking Sauna for June-September (except for a lovely break last these 2 weeks)
Then it turns into the rainy season followed by grey slop/slush season followed by rainy season followed by sauna again

Torontonians act like they are "Canadians" but they are typical big city dwellers.

I am from Northern Ontario originally, living in my eponymous home town or to the north of it. I grew up with 4-5 feet of snow on the ground and -20 to -30 temperatures (occassionally -40) in January-February

I know cold.

If you are from Vancouver or Toronto you should not be legally be allowed to refer to Canadian winters

xXHushXx

08/20/2006, 01:34

If you are from Vancouver or Toronto you should not be legally be allowed to refer to Canadian winters

As a Vancouverite, I agree.:p

Unique Quazar

08/20/2006, 02:19

Manitoba weather for the win!

... :(

Juxter

08/20/2006, 14:50

Yep. (Wondered when you were gonna show up, UQ.)

Yeah. Born in 'toba, travelled around (lived in Vancouver, England, China for a while) -
and back in Manitoba. (See previous post about friends and stuff.)

Arrh! Prairie winters toughen ya up! Y'arrh!

... :s

Gods, it *is* true, isn't it? WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER!!!

I'd better go before it turns to politics and sports again!

xXHushXx

08/20/2006, 14:56

So.... who's gonna win the Cup this year? Guesses? I think Mulroney will win it.... :p (Too late, Juxter! :cool: )

Juxter

08/20/2006, 14:59

(PS: Lensnart,si nous postons a francais, nous ne pouvons pas te critiquer, je pense. Pour moi, mes skillz en francais ne sont pas le mieux.)

Franco-Manitoban, I is not. But I knows me some. Nice folks. Mostly.

Juxter

08/20/2006, 15:01

ARRGH! Curse your nimble typey-fingers, Hush! Those xXXx's just serve to protect you from the justice of the world just waiting to rush in on you! It can't last forever!:grin:

xXHushXx

08/20/2006, 15:39

(PS: Lensnart,si nous postons a francais, nous ne pouvons pas te critiquer, je pense. Pour moi, mes skillz en francais ne sont pas le mieux.)

Oui, je pense que tu es stupide.
ARRGH! Curse your nimble typey-fingers, Hush! Those xXXx's just serve to protect you from the justice of the world just waiting to rush in on you! It can't last forever!:grin:

They are my fortress! :grin:

BigSoph

08/21/2006, 23:35

Arrh! Prairie winters toughen ya up! Y'arrh!

Never been but I have friends from the Big Flat (Saskatchewan: Where you can watch your family dog run away...for three days! Saskatchewan: where it is so flat, you can see the back of your head!)

I respect your winters

Northern Ontario has you matched (almost) for bitterness of cold but we kick your posterior in snow. The Soo has 3 great lakes to draw moisture off of!

I remember an incident when I was in the army and on some field exercises north of the Soo. It was July 7th and we were spening the night out in the woods with just a ground sheet and sleeping bag

When I woke up, there was ice in my boots. IN JULY!

During the day it reached a peak of around 30 C or so and went below freezing at night

So when a Torontonian uses the phrase "Canada has 2 seasons, July and winter", I laugh in their face.

BigSoph

08/21/2006, 23:39

Oui, je pense que tu es stupide.

You really should use vous êtes instead of tu es. You are not sufficiently familiar with Juxter and I don't know for certain if he is a child...and I am pretty sure he is neither a pet nor God

xXHushXx

08/22/2006, 03:12

Juxter

08/22/2006, 11:26

You really should use vous êtes instead of tu es. You are not sufficiently familiar with Juxter and I don't know for certain if he is a child...and I am pretty sure he is neither a pet nor God

I was actually being genteel by not doing anything too flamey at that point. He is certainly not that familiar with me. As to the remaining categories, despite my childlike enjoyment of many things life has to offer, I am, by the majority of definitions (legal included) not a child.

Neither am I a pet...my lady's remarks notwithstanding.

..and as to my status as a God of any type, depending on the manner of '
Soph' in your moniker, I suppose we could discuss the interpretation of deific status or divine aspects in the individual, but I suspect our points in that regard and at this time are understood in motive by most.

I'm giving xXHushXx the benefit of the doubt, though...either his targeting for that comment was vague and not *obviously* at me,or he is revealing himself as having less character than snarky wit.

Something that I might expect from a Vancouverite.;)

xXHushXx

08/22/2006, 21:22

Nah man, I wasn't being serious.

I'm just a kidder. :p

Juxter

08/22/2006, 23:06

I'm just a kidder. :p

A big, water-soluble kidder? (No problem. No serious offense taken.)

And, Soph? You can surely and for certain keep your metres of snow. We get enough in the useful areas with drifting and blowing, and I gots me a little Civic that needs to get me around in the -40s. Poor little guy.:o

Any more snow than we get now and I'd never find it to drive.

ARRGH! More weather! How did this happen?!?:confused:

Off to see how Ogg did with PowerBomb.

BigSoph

08/22/2006, 23:33

I miss the snow (I live in Toronto)

I miss looking out and seeing everything covered in a beautiful white coat...not slathered in grey slop

I miss multi-coloured trees dropping their leaves (the smell of fresh raked leaves...)

But I do not miss the desperation (town has lost 15000 people since I left), the lack of friends (all my friends moved away) and the lack of jobs (27% unemployment despite the loss of all those people!)

torontcollectr

08/23/2006, 14:06

Toronto the centre of Canada thinks its the centre of the Universe.
But you got to love Canada at least we can all get together about a couple of things BEER and NEWFIE jokes. J/K (maybe?)

BigSoph

08/25/2006, 09:44

Toronto the centre of Canada thinks its the centre of the Universe.
But you got to love Canada at least we can all get together about a couple of things BEER and NEWFIE jokes. J/K (maybe?)

I am allergic to alcohol

The one thing that truly unites Canadians is hatred of Toronto (except for the smug Torontonians of course...but what do you expect?)

Tylk

08/25/2006, 14:13

Toronto the centre of Canada thinks its the centre of the Universe.
But you got to love Canada at least we can all get together about a couple of things BEER and NEWFIE jokes. J/K (maybe?)

Of course, I live in Ottawa and even I think Toronto should be the capital.

Juxter

08/26/2006, 20:08

Sooo....how do we get a 'Group Tag' around here? Anyone? Buehler? Buehler?

...lensnart?

Think it'd be maaahvelous to have the flag in our monikers.

m0rpheus

08/27/2006, 19:05

Hey everyone, just noticed this thread.

Can I join as William (call me Bill) Shatner? I dont think he's been taken.

torontcollectr

08/28/2006, 17:31

I am allergic to alcohol

The one thing that truly unites Canadians is hatred of Toronto (except for the smug Torontonians of course...but what do you expect?)

Gotta be kidding- the one thing that everyone knows about Toronto is that nobody is ever born here- every Torontonian is from somewhere else.

Ogg

08/29/2006, 10:33

Gotta be kidding- the one thing that everyone knows about Toronto is that nobody is ever born here- every Torontonian is from somewhere else.

It seems Everyone is born in Manitoba..What with the cold winters and nothing to do out here in the middle. But no one stays here....so who is having all the babies?

Ogg

08/29/2006, 12:56

I agree that we need our own tags..but how does one even make an official clan? My Idea for a tap image...an igloo, Or a Beaver

xXHushXx

08/31/2006, 21:14

Sooo....how do we get a 'Group Tag' around here? Anyone? Buehler? Buehler?

...lensnart?

Think it'd be maaahvelous to have the flag in our monikers.

We need to make an 'official' Player Group. I'll PM Typhon about it.....

....as soon as we decide on a logo. Should we go with the flag? Or the loon? The beaver?

Sigdr

08/31/2006, 23:35

We need to make an 'official' Player Group. I'll PM Typhon about it.....

....as soon as we decide on a logo. Should we go with the flag? Or the loon? The beaver?

how about something similar to this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/masque/canadaclan.jpg

Sigdr

08/31/2006, 23:37

Toronto the centre of Canada thinks its the centre of the Universe.
But you got to love Canada at least we can all get together about a couple of things BEER and NEWFIE jokes. J/K (maybe?)

Newfies rule. I got screeched in the other day.

man.

screech is great.

Juxter

09/01/2006, 00:54

Siggie, that's pretty cool. Could you stick a beaver in there, too?

...

Wait. That sounds perverted. Maybe a loon. I'd like that, being 'Loonie' and all.

Uh, as regarding my name in the clan. Check early posts.

(I'll just stop now...)

xXHushXx

09/01/2006, 03:22

how about something similar to this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/masque/canadaclan.jpg

Works for me. Add anything more, and it becomes too "busy".

I'll PM Typhon and set it up.

EDIT: Have PM'd Typhon. Expect to see the new Group when Typhon gets on it.

xXHushXx

09/01/2006, 16:01

No group for us guys.... here's the official word:
Countries are not eligible as play groups because a dedicated sub forum already exist for countries that need them.

Sigdr

09/02/2006, 03:16

No group for us guys.... here's the official word:

Whatever. Canada isn't just a country, it's a philosophy!

xXHushXx

09/02/2006, 20:24

Whatever. Canada isn't just a country, it's a philosophy!

Good point. Why don't we start a clan called "Northern Niceness" or something.... :p

We could covertly make a clan that would be the Canada Clan, but is registered under some philosophical stuff..... like all secret agent-ish.

BigSoph

09/25/2006, 13:14

The telephone?....kids in the hall?.....the film board of canada?......yikes sorry if i have trouble containing my excitement;) Besides everyone knows that the TV show "trailer park boys" is our greatest gift to the world.

Now I need you guys to think of Canadian comic book characters because i'll be ####ed if im stuck as "Stompin" Tom Cochrane or Anne murray;)

Stompin Tom CONNORS
Tom Cochrane, while Canadian, is not the same person.

And you call yourself Canadian...

And, to our American friends, we do not pronounce 'about' as 'aboot'. Maybe maritimers do, but Ontarians pronounce it 'a-bowt' with bow sounding like 'bough', as in a part of a tree

BigSoph

09/25/2006, 13:15

Gotta be kidding- the one thing that everyone knows about Toronto is that nobody is ever born here- every Torontonian is from somewhere else.

Most of my friends here are native Torontonians

Most of the people in the building I live in are from Pakistan though!

BigSoph

09/25/2006, 13:22

Chretien rocked, and he wore his arrogance and jerkiness on his sleeve you've got to respect that in a politician.

You have to respect a politician who is so open about his corruption! (cuz wa har yu goen ta du 'bout hit? Da lib-her-ell par-tee hiz da nacher-ell goovernmint huff Canda. Han, hiff yu diss-hagree, hi cun halwayss streng-ell yu!)

Kylearan

09/25/2006, 15:46

Hey,

I'm a bit uncertain of the status of this clan, but since I'm Canadian I figured I would make myself known.

You can sign me up as "The Northern Light"!

torontcollectr

09/25/2006, 17:52

Most of my friends here are native Torontonians

Most of the people in the building I live in are from Pakistan though!

You must be Brampton then....lol

BigSoph

09/26/2006, 09:26

You must be Brampton then....lol

Nope, Danforth and Vic Park in the Crazytown complex

Domi

10/02/2006, 19:55

Dude, why did no one tell me about this?

I'm totally signing up as the Squid, eh? (he's Canadian. Proof is here: http://superzerocomic.comicgenesis.com)

torontcollectr

10/03/2006, 17:40

Hey Domi,
(Tongue in Cheek)

Shouldn't you be retired now? And what's the scoop with Belinda----
If nothing figured a divorce would be over Heroclix, just let her have the house/you keep the clix.

Domi

10/03/2006, 18:06

Hey Domi,
(Tongue in Cheek)

Shouldn't you be retired now? And what's the scoop with Belinda----
If nothing figured a divorce would be over Heroclix, just let her have the house/you keep the clix.

You have no idea how much I've heard this recently.
For the last time, I have no affiliation with Tie Domi, the Toronto Maple Leafs or hockey in general. I'm just a guy who happens to have the same username as the last name of a hockey player by the extreme coincidence that his last name is the first four letters of my first name.

(that's really only what they told me to say. I get paid to have this username.)

torontcollectr

10/03/2006, 19:34

Sorry,

Sure you've heard it all before....

Peace :)

BigSoph

10/05/2006, 10:20

You have no idea how much I've heard this recently.
For the last time, I have no affiliation with Tie Domi, the Toronto Maple Leafs or hockey in general. I'm just a guy who happens to have the same username as the last name of a hockey player by the extreme coincidence that his last name is the first four letters of my first name.

(that's really only what they told me to say. I get paid to have this username.)

You've still slept with Stronach, right?

Domi

10/05/2006, 10:39

You've still slept with Stronach, right?

Well, I haven't heard enough about it to know what that refers to.

But there was this one time, at band camp...

torontcollectr

10/06/2006, 07:19

You've still slept with Stronach, right?

No doubt she was on top.

xXHushXx

10/07/2006, 00:57

No doubt she was on top.

I've heard that's how she likes it.

Herc

10/20/2006, 12:26

I can't believe I haven't seen this forum before this

Sign me up as Bob (of Bob and Doug)

Two things I want to add to the discussion:

Maratimers don't say aboot either, as a matter of fact the only people I've ever heard say aboot are Americans trying to make fun of Canadians - go figure.

How is that this forum has been up for a year and no one has mentioned our greatest national treasure - Canadian Beer (sorry Wayne, it was close)

torontcollectr

10/26/2006, 09:02

lensnart

10/31/2006, 18:43

The clan is still alive that is awesome. And there are even some Belinda Stronach References. Everyone that wanted in since I was last here is in and you have whatever name you wanted, welcome all.

Canadian Music rules we should have 100 per cent Can-Con and do away with all of that cookie cutter south of the boarder stuff. (That came out of nowhere eh).

Where does that stupid aboot thing come from? At least we don't say Dee-Kal and we know when and where to strategically place the powerful silent U.

lensnart

10/31/2006, 18:51

Sorry about the long absence. Hush thanks for trying to make us official too bad we were turned down. We could do the canadian thing and write some passive aggressive letters about it.

P.S. Toronto is just a northern U.S. state with better beer.

Sigdr

10/31/2006, 20:15

you know, I only just read the first post on the thread.

len, it's "Je m'appelle M. Johnny LaRue".

I still don't know who he is though.

Juxter

11/01/2006, 00:30

Pssst...Monsieur LaRue is from SCTV of old...John Candy's glamourous TV mogul, I believe.

(Happy Hallowe'en!)

Boo.

Munchoboy

11/01/2006, 10:29

If you're interested in allies to the south, I'm half French Canadian and trapped in that land everyone in the U.S. seems to think is part of Canada; Vermont!

Since "Anne Murray" is in contention, I would like to request Dudley Do-Rite for my moniker! Go Team Clanada! :p

-MB

lensnart

11/01/2006, 14:43

Johnny LaRue is indeed the fictional owner and operator of SCTV (or was Guy Cabelero the owner and Johnny the director) and lover of crane shots. He is not really french so I will pretend that my poor french is representative of this, and not of my not paying attention in my three years of french in Junior High.

Munchoboy welcome to the clan, as you well know from the many celebrities that we claim as our own, all you need is to be 1/16 canadian, have vacationed here for more than a fortnight and not be from Toronto and we will gladly accept you as one of our own.

Domi

11/20/2006, 20:03

What about Danny the Street?

JDKenada

11/30/2006, 01:44

For my 100th post I figured I'd stick my neck in the homeland.

Born in Southwestern Ontario...made a trip to Calgary for a few months, then moved back to Southwestern Ontario...entered that GTA thing for about a year, and am once again back in Southwestern Ontario.

I am....The Hart Foundation!

:grin: :) :surprised :nervous:

lensnart

12/05/2006, 16:59

Southwestern Ontario sounds like a tricky way of saying toronto, but you can join anyway.

Welcome to the clan Hart Foundation.
I hear that Davey Boy's kid is supposed to start on RAW anyday now.

Balefire

12/05/2006, 22:00

OH, who to choose, who to choose...

Bryan Adams? ...nah...

Jim Carey? ...nopers...

The Bare Naked Ladies? (oooo sooo tempting...) but no sir...

Instead, I select, in the 10th round (okay, page):

Leonard Cohen.

Yup, one of the greatest poetic song-writers - well, next to Tom Waits, but since Tommy isn't a Great White Norther...

(And I'm still pissed that Johnny LaRue was already taken...).

From Winnipeg here, and its frickin' freezing. (But when isn't it, eh?)

Nice to see the dedicated forum for us.

GO SENS!

JDKenada

12/07/2006, 22:59

Kitchener-Waterloo and Guelph area actually...

BigSoph

12/12/2006, 09:19

From Winnipeg here, and its frickin' freezing. (But when isn't it, eh?)

Please, it gets warm enough in the summer for mosquitoes the size of California Condors doesn't it?

At least that's what every Winnipegger I have ever met tells me...

The Saultite
Northern Ontario, Home of 3.52x10^562 Blackflies!

Balefire

12/12/2006, 10:14

Please, it gets warm enough in the summer for mosquitoes the size of California Condors doesn't it?

At least that's what every Winnipegger I have ever met tells me...

The Saultite
Northern Ontario, Home of 3.52x10^562 Blackflies!

It does, indeed, and your informants have not led you astray. We always get a couple of weeks of 30+ C weather, usually preceded by a week or so of rain, just to ensure the growth performance of that provincial bird.

But we have some incredibly hot women - so it all balances out.

:cool:

RED SKULLZ

12/15/2006, 04:09

Yup, one of the greatest poetic song-writers - well, next to Tom Waits, but since Tommy isn't a Great White Norther...

GO SENS!

Tom Waits friggin' rules:cool:

BigSoph

12/20/2006, 11:55

Tom Waits friggin' rules:cool:

Seconded

No nays

Passed: It is well and truly official

Now get off your ### and go buy Brawlers, Bawlers and ... old fashioned term for children born out of wedlock

Trypswitch

03/04/2007, 18:14

Hey, I live in Toronto and I'm not an elitist snob!

Now excuse me while I drink my half decaf soy milk latte and make fun of people from the east coast.

;)

Ya!

And we just appear snobbish because it takes a lot of effort to be the economic and cultural center of Canada.

Now excuse me while I go sit in traffic and watch condos grow like weeds on the remains of our architectural heritage.

ORION333

03/13/2007, 01:40

Hey can I join I live just east of T.O.
let's see lots of cool canadian men like Michael J Fox, Greztky, Don Cherry John Candy, Michel Buble, Brett Hart, Chris Benoit, Dan Aykroyd, Donald Sutherland, Gary Roberts, Howard Shore, James Cameron, Jim carrey, Steve Yzerman, and many more...
Can I be Doug Gilmour?

BigSoph

03/16/2007, 21:39

Ya!

And we just appear snobbish because it takes a lot of effort to be the economic and cultural center of Canada.

Now excuse me while I go sit in traffic and watch condos grow like weeds on the remains of our architectural heritage.

Yeah! We need more rent-controlled cesspits!

Toronto has squat in terms of 'heritage'

It was a second rate city that somehow managed to finagle its way to being the capital of Ontario

And then it grew, passing wannabe cosmopolitan and worldly Montreal in its dust

Toronto is the city of the future. I have no problem with new buildings; it means the city is not stagnating

xXHushXx

04/07/2007, 21:18

number6

05/12/2007, 03:08

lots of cool canadian men like Brett Hart

The Hart Bros are from Alberta....Calgary specifically....it was called Stampede wrestling. Know your history...like in 1812 we burned down the White House...ok Britain and a bunch of trappers called "Canadians" burned down the White House.
So really Britain and a bunch of consripts burnt the White House down...no wonder the US is wary of UK royalty ;)

As for architectural heritage....Le Canada has little. We are too young to claim that. See other parts of the world, and see what historical heritage is really about.
We are babies historically.

charlesdward

06/07/2007, 04:47

Seconded

No nays

Passed: It is well and truly official

Now get off your ### and go buy Brawlers, Bawlers and ... old fashioned term for children born out of wedlock

Excellent, excellent CD set.
Kept me entertained for days on random in the CD player.

In fact just for fun, I think I'll rep everyone who mentioned Tom in this thread, I like him that much... :cool:

RED SKULLZ

06/07/2007, 15:24

Excellent, excellent CD set.
Kept me entertained for days on random in the CD player.

In fact just for fun, I think I'll rep everyone who mentioned Tom in this thread, I like him that much... :cool:

I am very partial to tom waits early albums...Black Rider and Rain Dogs for me :)
As for who i will be....i'll be the old northern ontarion hippy Neil Young (unless he is taken already)

BigSoph

06/08/2007, 00:36

Hey! Torontonians and Nearby non-Torontonians and people who live in Toronto but do not think of themselves as Torontonian!

I run at Duelling Grounds, just south of Dundas West Station

Come on out, Thursdays starting at around 6:30 (though not this coming Thursday, I have to go to a cousin's wedding in Ottawa)

Seriously

I am trying to build a base of players

Balefire

06/08/2007, 11:27

I am very partial to tom waits early albums...Black Rider and Rain Dogs for me :)
As for who i will be....i'll be the old northern ontarion hippy Neil Young (unless he is taken already)

Since I was the goofy-sot that started the conversation about ol'Tom with a proclamation of my devotion <shuddering sigh>, I have to say that there is no other single album in my collection that comes close to Rain Dogs.

Incredible stuff. "...making feet for children's shoes..." indeed...

(well, there is Kiss' "The Elder" to consider as well...:cool: ).

Hope the rest of you C'knuckleheads are getting some summer now too. Should be over 30*C here in the 'Peg this weekend.

And if anyone needs a tissue of the demise of my poor Senators, just raise your hand: I bought a few extra boxes of Kleenex yesterday morning and I'll be happy to make the rounds in sympathy for those with eyes as wet as mine...

:disappoin

JDKenada

06/12/2007, 20:20

The only thing I'll be using the tissues for...soaking up the sweat. Cut my dad's lawn for him today before I came to work. Let me tell you, 30 degrees in the sun for an hour BEFORE you start a physical job...yeah, cold beer is a requried antidote.

masterbret

06/19/2007, 12:44

can i join i live in canada

can i be bret "the hitman" hart

W.I.T

01/04/2008, 23:40

I'll join, but only if I can be GSP. That's George St. Pierre to those who don't know ;)

Hyrel

01/13/2008, 20:38

me to i like to join we need to stick toghter us canucks

Hyrel

01/13/2008, 20:40

i will be howie mandel

Hyrel

01/13/2008, 20:41

my buddy bruce_banner2003 will be mr truedau

JDKenada

01/13/2008, 21:46

Wow...6 months later and there's finally slightly more noise than the crickets chirping. :eek:

W.I.T

01/15/2008, 00:10

Wow...6 months later and there's finally slightly more noise than the crickets chirping. :eek:

Only slightly :p

Oh Canada, our home and native land
True Patriot love, in all thy sons command
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise, the true north strong and free
From far and wide, Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
God keep our land, glorious and free
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee,
Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeeeeeeeee...............

(raucous applause :cool: )

bruce_banner73

01/20/2008, 19:54

fellow canucks i am back i want to be kifer southerland

SLVRSR4

02/22/2008, 23:06

I would very much like to join. I am American, but on the inside (where it counts) I am Canadian. I've been to your country and it is beautiful. I would very much like to come back one day. One of my favorite comics and clix teams is Alpha Flight. That is why I want to join as Puck.

lensnart

03/11/2008, 18:38

I haven't looked at this in a while, It was quiter than northern Saskatchewan for months so it is great to see that some people want to join. You are all accepted into the clan, even our amercian freind, as Canada is a melting pot and so are we.

Hooray for a positive social miliue and hooray for Canada. Except for Toronto which is a hotbed of embarrasing dance, understarched shirts and poorly made slurpees.

lensnart

03/11/2008, 18:45

Just to make it official our new recruits are: Leonard Cohen, Keifer Sutherland, Howie Mandell, Puck, Doug Gilmour, George St. Pierre and Bret Hart who will have to fight it out with our member who is the full Hart Foundation.

Welcome all.

Intrinsic spin

03/13/2008, 23:23

Never been but I have friends from the Big Flat (Saskatchewan: Where you can watch your family dog run away...for three days! Saskatchewan: where it is so flat, you can see the back of your head!)

I respect your winters

Northern Ontario has you matched (almost) for bitterness of cold but we kick your posterior in snow. The Soo has 3 great lakes to draw moisture off of!

I remember an incident when I was in the army and on some field exercises north of the Soo. It was July 7th and we were spening the night out in the woods with just a ground sheet and sleeping bag

When I woke up, there was ice in my boots. IN JULY!

During the day it reached a peak of around 30 C or so and went below freezing at night

So when a Torontonian uses the phrase "Canada has 2 seasons, July and winter", I laugh in their face.

Ahh soph--I've read a number of your posts and I have to say you are so deserving of a kick in the nuts.

I mean really. Just a big kick in the nuts. You know to loosen up all that edgy anger that has you laughing in peoples faces and attempting to out tough folks on the internet....

It's cute.

Really.

(Kick in the nuts--boot)

I'm from Toronto--born and raised. But you think Sault is Northern Ontario? I laugh in your face--work a shift re-planting spruce swamp in the james bay area in may then come talk to me. tough guy--Try a foot of snow outside your tent in June.

After that we can talk about the archeological dig I was on outside of Winik-you know--north enough that you actually have to worry about polar bears...tough guy.

I laugh in the face of people who make jokes about other people making jokes.

(Kick in the nuts)

Orin

03/25/2008, 00:37

Ahh soph--I've read a number of your posts and I have to say you are so deserving of a kick in the nuts.

I mean really. Just a big kick in the nuts. You know to loosen up all that edgy anger that has you laughing in peoples faces and attempting to out tough folks on the internet....

It's cute.

Really.

(Kick in the nuts--boot)

I'm from Toronto--born and raised. But you think Sault is Northern Ontario? I laugh in your face--work a shift re-planting spruce swamp in the james bay area in may then come talk to me. tough guy--Try a foot of snow outside your tent in June.

After that we can talk about the archeological dig I was on outside of Winik-you know--north enough that you actually have to worry about polar bears...tough guy.

I laugh in the face of people who make jokes about other people making jokes.

(Kick in the nuts)

I laughed at this. I'm from Belleville, which is "Eastern Ontario", but not really that far east. Calling Sault "Northern Ontario" is just funny when you actually look at a map.

Timmins is further North. Thunder Bay is further North. The entirety of, and more importantly, the southernmost part of, any one of the Prairie provinces and British Columbia is further North. Probably 95% of Canada is further North than Sault Ste. Marie.

I laugh at people who consider the Soo to be "Northern".

Orin

03/25/2008, 00:41

As for the Oh Canada Clan... I'm not much of a clan person. But I do find it funny that two of the most recent members, who both joined on this very page, have both been banned since then. Must'a been some'a'dem punk kids that hang out at that mall rassum frassum.

SLVRSR4

03/26/2008, 05:11

Orin

03/26/2008, 23:00

Hey, my fiancee and I are thinking about taking our honeymoon in Canada. Talking about renting a cabin or something and staying about a week. Anybody here know somewhere we can do something like that, or where we could go and do something (besides the obvious honeymoon something) while we're there?

Depends what time of year it is. There are some really nice places in British Columbia during the spring and summer months, and some nice ski resorts and mountains during the winter months. Prince Edward Island is one of my favourite vacation spots from spring through fall, and you can see the whole island in a day.

It really matters what you're looking to do on your honeymoon. It's not like saying "we were thinking of taking our honeymoon in Florida." The entirety of Canada is bigger than the entirety of the U.S.A., so as you can imagine, there's lots of options in there.

lensnart

03/28/2008, 20:01

Ahh soph--I've read a number of your posts and I have to say you are so deserving of a kick in the nuts.

I mean really. Just a big kick in the nuts. You know to loosen up all that edgy anger that has you laughing in peoples faces and attempting to out tough folks on the internet....

It's cute.

Really.

(Kick in the nuts--boot)

I'm from Toronto--born and raised. But you think Sault is Northern Ontario? I laugh in your face--work a shift re-planting spruce swamp in the james bay area in may then come talk to me. tough guy--Try a foot of snow outside your tent in June.

After that we can talk about the archeological dig I was on outside of Winik-you know--north enough that you actually have to worry about polar bears...tough guy.

I laugh in the face of people who make jokes about other people making jokes.

(Kick in the nuts)

Why are people from Toronto posting on the Oh Canada clan, isn't there a clan for centre of the universe:p Oh yeah and how about those Leafs?

xXHushXx

03/30/2008, 19:30

We're all Canadian here!

Let's practice our friendliness then! :cheeky:

Intrinsic spin

04/12/2008, 16:57

Why are people from Toronto posting on the Oh Canada clan, isn't there a clan for centre of the universe:p Oh yeah and how about those Leafs?

oh son--i haven't folloowed that group of losers in over a decade--and we arent the center of the universe here--

Were just the best place in our country--a much smaller division than the universe.

(Boot to the nuts!)