Somebody Explain This to me PLEASE

[bigkahuna83]

OK that's it i cant take it anymore. Every time i turn on the TV i am subjected to Sarah Jessica Parker !

stupid Gap commercials
stupid hair product commercials

I just don't get it, what is the infatuation advertisers have with this girl. She is NOT very attractive. In fact I submit that she was the least attractive female on Sex In The City.

My personal rankings..

1. Kristen Davis
2. Kim Catrall ( who can forget Lassie in Porky's)
3. Cynthia Nixon

4. Sarah Jessica Parker

Help me figure out a way to get her off TV, or invent an ignore feature for my TV like we have on HCRealms.

Am I the ONLY one who has had enough?

OK i will sit down now and try to clam down.

[de4dp00l]

If it makes you feel any better, GAP dumped her about a week into their campaign in favor of Joss Stone, so you won't be seeing her in any more of those.

And yeah, I have never understood the appeal of Sarah Jessica Parker. So doesn't have the looks, and she doesn't have the personality to appeal to me in the least. And god's sake, someone give her a sandwich! The girl is all nose and bones!

[Ozymandas]

I've ranked those girls in my head before. For me, it goes like this:

1. Kim Catrall
2. Kristen Davis
3. Sarah Jessica Parker
4. Cynthia Nixon

SJP's got a big nose & a bit of a horse-face. However, her hair & make-up people do wonders for her & she does have a degree of "cuteness" going for her. She's still incredibly overrated.

[de4dp00l]

Originally posted by Ozymandas
However, her hair & make-up people do wonders for her.
If by wonders you mean they make her look more like a normal human than a skin covered skeleton with half her total body weight in her shnozz, then I agree.

[bigkahuna83]

She is all nose and Boobages

[DS-00-0, FSD]

Nothing a quick flip of the light switch cannot rectify.

[doctorfate77]

granted she's not all that hot, but she IS married to someone who used to be.

also, the singing in the Gap commercial is all her. She actually has a really nice voice, which is why she occasionally does star in Broadway musicals.

I also agree with DS. Everyone's hot when the lights are off. Unfortunately, not everyone is thin in the dark, but I'm workin on that one...

[Mr. Gone]

Those EFFING GAP commercials!! One time they got me so angry while i was watching TBS that I Boycotted going to the gap ever! I also stopped watching that carppy channel as well. Now if I'm hangin with friends and the go to the Gap I wait outside (not an exaggeration)

As for sarah jessica parker. I don't really dislike her or anything I just don't like how they try to make her seem WAY hotter than she is. Whenever I see that thing on her chin I think of John Candy's line in Uncle Buck

"here's a quarter. go downtown, and hire a RAT to chew that thing off your face!" (paraphrase)