The official zombie contingency thread [Archive]

SaferSephiroth

03/30/2005, 23:51

PK, so Jacin is Batman. He's in charge of Prep-time. Ro_gan is George (don't stand next to any windows).

I want to be the sniper S.T.A.R.S. member from RE: Apocalypse, minus the whole getting fragged by Nemesis thing of course.

So who's with me? Oh yeah, and if RE taught me anything, it's that zombies sometimes do eat other zombies (and those zombies will try to eat you too), and it's zombie animals that are a pain. and Ninja zombies. Ninja zombies are scary.

Forcefire

03/30/2005, 23:57

If I may take on the role of Shaun of the Dead's Shaun, I would appreciate that, so as to lay into zombies with a mighty cricket bat.

Ro-gan

03/31/2005, 11:31

Who's George? :ermm:

If you mean George Romero, then I will gladly honor his name by using his name.

SaferSephiroth

04/01/2005, 00:24

No no no. You're the owner of the Kendo gun shop. Don't get distracted by the pretty lady and drop your guard. Besides, she's only 19.

That reminds me. If you've got a knife, you're screwed if it's RE2. If it's Code Veronica X, kneecap those suckers. If it's RE1, apparently you can make it through the whole thing in under 2 hours with just the knife.

Goblin_Avenger

04/01/2005, 00:40

Do Zombies eat Goblins? I think they would find me stringy and unappetizing. Also, they would get no nourishment from ingesting my brain.

2 Gun Kid

04/01/2005, 00:45

I'll be the White Hispanic Brother Voodoo. Those suckas cant hurt me. Either him or Homer Simpson.

Yeah I'll be shot gun Homer.
"Flanders was a Zombie?"
"Take that Zombie Shakespear!"

Perfectstorm

04/01/2005, 02:05

Names Ash...Houseware...

...Groovy

scholarx

04/01/2005, 02:20

Have you picked anyone to be your "Master of Unlocking" yet?:laugh:

TheFreak

04/01/2005, 02:23

Well, seeing as I got my real nickname (Fly) from Doom, and he killed zombies, can I be Fly??

SaferSephiroth

04/01/2005, 07:47

Sure sure. But we gotta discuss HOW we're going to deal with the imminent threat of zombie invasion.

Like giving me a gun, for instance.

skyounkin

04/01/2005, 08:13

Gotta say flame thrower and a ak-47.....

Zombies burn...find a safe spot and burn baby burn from above!!

When the idiots were trapped in the mall they should have started immedialtely taking out the zomboes in the parking lot...running them over, burning them....and building a fortress....

Not that I have spent countless hours formulating a plan or anything.....:cheeky:

SaferSephiroth

04/01/2005, 08:19

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Buuut, Fox I believe raised an interesting point in the Wu-San thread. Regular zombies are bad enough. Do we have to make them flaming?

skyounkin

04/01/2005, 08:44

Originally posted by SaferSephiroth
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Buuut, Fox I believe raised an interesting point in the Wu-San thread. Regular zombies are bad enough. Do we have to make them flaming?

From a safe distance-yes, rotting bodies are bad news for germs and stuff plus whatever made them zombies needs to be destroyed as well.

:)

TheFreak

04/01/2005, 09:03

Yeah, just don't let the flamey ones touch you. i mean, they are zombies, you don't want them touching you anyway...

CaptainMarvel

04/01/2005, 15:06

I'll be here holding up at Bass Pro Shops.

The place is huge.

It has giant fish tank, you could cook and eat fish from it for weeks. More guns and ammo than you could ever use. It has a huge second floor that over looks the first but is only accessible by a few locked doors. It has plenty of food. It has its own Gens. It has every single survival tool you could ever need. Tons of camping stuff and fuel.

It also has clothing heavy and light. It has ATV's, boats and pick up trucks.

Even if the Zombies begin to take over you simply grab as many supplies as you can, throw them into the boat and hook up one of the pick ups to the boat and drive the short distance to Lake Lanier.

However if you play it right and have enough people, you should have enough fire power to take out just about every zombie within a 100 mile radius.

I'm not sure how many if any of you have ever got to see the HUGE Bass Pro shops facility here in GA but it's something you would really have to just see for your self to know what I'm talking about.

Perfectstorm

04/02/2005, 03:07

I already got the all night walmart plan. I figured out that there is enough food, heat lamps, and seeds to live forever, with a large group of people. Everything else becomes a weapon, trap or road block.

Defeintly go grab Baseball bats, and turn the doors off. Then barrakade the doors with everything I got. Then go grab all the long rods and attach steak knives to the tips and make walls of Pikes, just in case they get in. Then set up soceity and tons of Zombie counter measures. (My favorite being the Catapult that launches achahol cover sweater balls a zombies once they start massing. Flaming zombies ####, but they die alot faster, especially when i can just go inside and not be worried)

Not that I havent written an english paper on it or anything...:confused:

sockmonkee

04/02/2005, 12:57

Well my wife got the "Zombie emergency evacuation kit "(Pat pending) finished so I am totally ready to kick Zombie ###

TheFreak

04/02/2005, 13:00

Perfectstorm, that is a GREAT idea. Wal Mart you could live there a LONG time....wow nice idea...get the fruit and veggies first though...they rot..

scholarx

04/02/2005, 13:47

Do they have a Wal-Mart in Raccoon City? :confused: What am I saying? They have Wal-Mart's EVERYWHERE, right?!
... Of course, a big store like that has a lot of ways in... and if they get in the main store area, you're screwed out of getting to your sustenance. We could try a mall... which should have more ways to lock out different parts of the building from access to us.

Okay, I've got my combat knife, a 9mm with one extra clip, and a shotgun with 2 shells left in it. I've also got a first aid spray... and a door key with an emblem on it I don't recognize... and I have no idea where the door to which the key belongs could be. I've got a two-way radio... or at least I think it's two-way, but no one ever answers when I talk into it so maybe it's broken... I do catch the occasional shout from someone out there, but there hasn't been any good or helpful news coming in on it yet.
Name's Wesker, by the way, Albert Wesker.
Can anybody tell me what this ink ribbon thing could be used for?

{Sorry, still very much in the ResEvil mindset for this.;) )

Mr. Gone

04/02/2005, 14:00

I'll be ready to launch the nuke on the infected city a la "return of the living dead"

O'h! don't forget that someone has to run the chainsaw!

ImBatman

04/03/2005, 00:32

Originally posted by Mr. Gone

O'h! don't forget that someone has to run the chainsaw!

Someone to run the chainsaw? I nominate the guy that wanted to be Ash.

You can just call me Capt. Rhodes. Sure, I may kill my scientist companions or I may leave my soliders behind, but I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY COMMAND!

Anyway, yeah. Wal-Mart idea? You might as well just bathe in bbq sauce and make yourself a zombie meal. If my countless hours of zombie movie watching I have learned never to go to a well-known place in a town. Zombies always have a "instinct" to go there. Check out Dawn of the Dead for an example of this.

I propose that we designate a specific coast line. Either Pacific or Atlantic, and we meet there 1 week after the intial outbreak. Then we get a boat, guns and food. We kill any Zombie's on board, take our new nautical home out to sea, and find a small island. We live there, until the whole zombie thing boils over.

Oh yeah, someone bring girls!

.....Oh, man I need to take a break from the Horror Flicks.

Darkone_Rises

04/03/2005, 00:42

Call me Leon Kennedy ala Resident Evil 2.

Young and Eager Cadet with too much bravado!

scholarx

04/03/2005, 03:17

Originally posted by ImBatman
Check out Dawn of the Dead for an example of this.
Then we get a boat, guns and food. We kill any Zombie's on board, take our new nautical home out to sea, and find a small island. We live there, until the whole zombie thing boils over.

Well, if anyone watched the credits of the DotD remake, retreating to an island isn't the greatest idea either... it all depends on the size of the problem. If it's one single area? "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure." If the problem becomes national or global? "We're all gonna die."

A couple of tips to keep the zombies' "instincts" from being centered on us:
-Don't be complete jerks and A-holes - the audience will want us to die, and so will the script.
-Don't have intercourse - as in any horror genre, though the audience DOES want to see this, up close and personal on the screen, the writers (sad, jealous people who get little play) will inevitable kill us for it.:p

Perfectstorm

04/03/2005, 18:34

Originally posted by ImBatman
Someone to run the chainsaw? I nominate the guy that wanted to be Ash.

You can just call me Capt. Rhodes. Sure, I may kill my scientist companions or I may leave my soliders behind, but I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY COMMAND!

Anyway, yeah. Wal-Mart idea? You might as well just bathe in bbq sauce and make yourself a zombie meal. If my countless hours of zombie movie watching I have learned never to go to a well-known place in a town. Zombies always have a "instinct" to go there. Check out Dawn of the Dead for an example of this.

I propose that we designate a specific coast line. Either Pacific or Atlantic, and we meet there 1 week after the intial outbreak. Then we get a boat, guns and food. We kill any Zombie's on board, take our new nautical home out to sea, and find a small island. We live there, until the whole zombie thing boils over.

Oh yeah, someone bring girls!

.....Oh, man I need to take a break from the Horror Flicks.

Only if you are scared though. If we end up with 28 days zombies, get far out to sea. Screw food, just get out of there fast. Those things were unstoppable.

If we are dealling with the classic slow Zombies, you could clear out a super walmart in under an hour. As long is there are 5-6 of you, no amount of zmobies should be able to get to you in time.

Also, guns are great but Baseball Metal baseball bats are better. Give you best shots guns for range, shotguns for medium, then have pikemen and baseball bats last. No one comes around without a bat. That and everyone srtats whereing lots of layers, and leather real fast.

So remember
guns run out of bullets, but are useful while you have them
A good baseball bat to the head should take out anything
And as tempting as it is, a sward could get stuck in a corspe mid fight.

and as always, Hail to the King Baby

2 Gun Kid

04/06/2005, 11:50

I also recomend a "Dirty Job Plan" So we dont have to kill the ones we loved corpses. "O thats your wife? Ill take care of her for ya, just kill my girlfriend."

But here is the 5 zombie codes.

Code 5. Classic or Voodoo zombies. Stupid as a tree and just as fast. Best course of survival: Dont run out of ammo and dont get surronded. Aim for the head and have fun. Just keep your kool.

Code 4. Resident Evil or Evil Dead Zombies. Very easy to kill but they are just Fodder for your ammo, as you should be more concerned with what other creatures they attract. Getting bit or scatched is ok, and guarenteed. U need first aid kits and green herbs to smoke. Best course of survival: Dont figure out what caused it, and just leave town.

Code 3. Dawn of the Dead (remake)Zombies...They run and are vicious, but stupid. Best course of Survival: Take sanctuary and make sure u have enough food and water. Pointy thing to face kills them pretty well but stay defensive. They turn by biting. Were chainmail or leather.

Code 2. 28 Days Later Zombies...They run and spit there infection at you...but they can starve to death. Best course of Survival: Hide until its over.

Code 1. Return of the Living Dead Zombies...They run, bullets dont stop them that much, They have a tendacy to go after cry baby emo kids. Best course of survival: as long as your arent near a Hot Topic and put your feelings on hold, you'll be ok for a while. BUT they can take much damamge! Leave area immediatly and pray it doesnt rain

Remember to stay away from Churches and Cemetaries (Zombie Pope) and to leave some mystery to your charcter so you have something to keep you alive longer. Aim for the head, dont waste ammo...and always have an escape route.

Darkone_Rises

04/06/2005, 12:03

I'm gonna stick with 2 gun......hes got the brains:cool: Yum. brains.

2 Gun Kid

04/06/2005, 12:32

Ok a lil revamp...

What the Zombies Eat

28 Days Later Zombies...They dont eat, they hate. As long as u have a food supply your good.

Return of the Living Dead Zombies...They eat brains. It makes the pain go away. Unless your homer simpson dont let them see you. Best place to hide out...The White House or the Set of Jerry Springer.

Old school or Resident Evil Zombies...They eat flesh. They eat your skin. They sometimes even eat each other. Use that to your best knowledge.

2 Gun Kid

04/07/2005, 00:19

We are currently at Code 6!

Code 6. Mtv Zombies. They go out and buy what ever is on tv and watch programs that have Paris Hilton or some other bimbo blonde in them. Best course of action...Either Pointy thing to face, or meaty thing to crotch, or fist beats dumbass.

2 Gun Kid

04/13/2005, 14:19

Still at Code 6, stay in your shelters. Watch Fuse tv and stay away from the WB.

JacinB

04/13/2005, 15:13

Dude, the WB has Smallville. I think you meant to suggest that we stay away from UPN.

FoxInStocks

04/13/2005, 15:23

Originally posted by JacinB
Dude, the WB has Smallville.

That seems like reason enough to stay away from the WB for me.

JacinB

04/14/2005, 17:14

Warning! Warning! A zombie has been detected. He can be found here (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=1524675#post1524675) ...

FoxInStocks

04/14/2005, 17:21

Can we lock it in a cage and poke it with a stick?

CaptainMarvel

04/14/2005, 17:23

:laugh:

Good one.

Let's chain it up in a shed and kick it's ### in Heroclix! (Shawn of the dead joke) ;)

Darkone_Rises

04/14/2005, 18:26

Originally posted by Perfectstorm

Defeintly go grab Baseball bats, and turn the doors off.

How do i turn a door off?
:p

JacinB

04/14/2005, 18:41

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
How do i turn a door off?
:p
Probably the opposite way that you'd turn one on.

But, seriously, if you're so desperate that you've given up on women and now you're trying to turn on a door ... ? Your world has already ended, just feed yourself to the zombies and be done with it.

Darkone_Rises

04/14/2005, 18:43

Originally posted by JacinB
Probably the opposite way that you'd turn one on.

But, seriously, if you're so desperate that you've given up on women and now you're trying to turn on a door ... ? Your world has already ended, just feed yourself to the zombies and be done with it.

Oh oh yeah....well. Yeah.

Superman sucks:noid:

:p

2 Gun Kid

04/15/2005, 03:34

Its pickering like this which will result in the zombies getting at least half of our group if not all.

Darkone_Rises

04/15/2005, 15:27

Or i'll throw Jacin to the Zombies and run.....:noid:

What?

;)

2 Gun Kid

04/16/2005, 04:31

Well Im still alive.

Diablo4485

04/16/2005, 05:25

Think you guys should like this. Friend found it a while ago and it's proved to be a source of cheap amusement.

http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/

Dunno what archetype I'd fall under in a zombie scenario like this. Realistically I'd probably be that guy letting it get to him psychologically but trying like hell to keep it together. Video game and movie characters that I'm compatible with seem to escape memory at the moment. :ermm:

Ro-gan

04/16/2005, 12:28

George Romero here. I'm still alive. Anyone else out there...?

sockmonkee

04/16/2005, 13:08

I'm alive and kicking.

Ro-gan

04/16/2005, 13:18

I knew you would be... ;)

Any other member of the Zombie Assassins still alive?

Prof. Aragorn

04/16/2005, 18:11

Shhh . . .

I'm alive, but I'm hiding out in abandoned buildings with a self-made crossbow. It's slow, cumbersome, and sometimes hard to work. But hey, I never run out of ammo, and if all else fails I stick em' in the brain and run.

That's a pretty neat simulation. However, I'm confused why the humans will move in one direction, stop, move where they came from-an area with nothing but zombies-stop, move forward, see other humans, move closer to the zombies, etc.

Those are some stupid humans if twenty humans can't stop one zombie from spreading infection . . .

Darkone_Rises

04/16/2005, 21:51

Right here, been staked out on the roof with a rifle.

Got Zombie?:rolleyes:

Yeah not funny:cheeky:

Prof. Aragorn

04/17/2005, 02:42

Originally posted by Darkone_Rises
Got Zombie?

*Professor Aragorn looks down and broods. A flashback of some guy saying the exact same words as zombies burst through the window growling and raising their claws at him as the scream of a girl is heard*

(what? I've got to give my character some mystery edge)

*He quickly regains himself, cocks his crossbow and fades off into the shadows of an abandoned warehouse*

sockmonkee

04/17/2005, 11:29

Ok I now have a "fall back position" in case things get to Crazy. I live in Oklahoma right by a Lake called Lake Tenkiller , on lake Tenkiller is a Island called " Goat Island" Why is it called Goat Island? , because 3 Goats live on it (don't know how they got there) I have a boat so when we do get overran by Zombies , anyone who wants come to GI is more than welcome. We can even eat the goat's if we get hungry........... but then we will have to change the name to "Monkee Island."

doctorfate77

04/17/2005, 13:49

okay. the black guy's here.

when do i get to shoot dead honkees?

BigO

04/17/2005, 14:45

Dr.Fate77...
okay. the black guy's here.

when do i get to shoot dead honkees?

As a member of the honkee community I ask that you ensure that we are infact dead before you begin shooting us...Thank you for your attention and consideration gentle sir who has a gun....

Ro-gan

04/17/2005, 14:56

Originally posted by doctorfate77
okay. the black guy's here.

when do i get to shoot dead honkees?

Hey! Hey!! HEY!!!

Stop pointing those guns at me. I'm not dead yet... :cheeky:

NotYou

04/17/2005, 15:08

Originally posted by sockmonkee
Ok I now have a "fall back position" in case things get to Crazy. I live in Oklahoma right by a Lake called Lake Tenkiller , on lake Tenkiller is a Island called " Goat Island" Why is it called Goat Island? , because 3 Goats live on it (don't know how they got there) I have a boat so when we do get overran by Zombies , anyone who wants come to GI is more than welcome. We can even eat the goat's if we get hungry........... but then we will have to change the name to "Monkee Island."
Have you built a Helipad on the island yet?