The "This has nothing to do with Wu-San" thread [Archive]

Ro-gan

03/31/2005, 11:10

So I have to track down this 16 year old runaway last night from a Juvenile Detention Center that has NO security features for keeping the hardcore juvenile deliquents and drug addicts inside the institution.

What a joke! And they get Federal funding to stay in business AND the courts keep sending kids there to be court committed and the place has NO WAY of keeping them there.

And, Boy Howdy! This is one girl that needed to be bee-yotch slapped. I've decided to give her a Non-Traffic citation for Disorderly Conduct for smoking in front of me.

Yeah, it's illegal to sell tobacco to minors, but it's not illegal to be a minor and get caught smoking, but you know what? I don't care.

Let her mom pay the $300.00 fine OR hire a lawyer and wind up shelling out $1,000.00 in lawyer fees to fight and win the case. Either way I win and the little juvie will learn to make sure I'm not working when she decides to run away again. And, maybe her mom will finally wise up and learn that spanking is okay sometimes.

On an upside, there was one FINE female hottie working at the juvie home. I'm going to hopefully stop by tonight to see if Emily is working... ;)

Socko

03/31/2005, 11:21

woah.

what do you DO for a living ro_gan?

And you know what this thread is about?

Soy Sauce. Its true.:ermm: Azs told me, He was all like, "Socko, Ive got to make a thread about soy sauce!!!"

umm... yeah...:noid:

JacinB

03/31/2005, 11:25

It could be about busting crooked politicians. That's what I'm up to these days ...

Pipedream

03/31/2005, 11:30

And here I thought this thread was about puppies. Zombie puppies, and how hard it is to keep them out of the Zombie kittens litter box.....

AZS

03/31/2005, 11:54

Originally posted by Socko
[B]woah.

what do you DO for a living ro_gan?He designs cabbage patch kids for mattel.

Didn't you get that from his story?

It was perfectly clear to me. :ermm:

EmperorNorton

03/31/2005, 12:47

Originally posted by azs
He designs cabbage patch kids for mattel.

Didn't you get that from his story?

It was perfectly clear to me. :ermm:

Heh, azs made a funny.

But seriously, thanks for starting this thread.

Gentlegamer

03/31/2005, 12:50

Rogan is just trying to instill RESPECT FOR AUTHORITAH into the girl.

Socko

03/31/2005, 12:53

Originally posted by azs
He designs cabbage patch kids for mattel.

Didn't you get that from his story?

It was perfectly clear to me. :ermm:

*smacks head*

D'oh!

FoxInStocks

03/31/2005, 12:53

Or he's just bitter towards women these days. ;)

Funky Jett

03/31/2005, 13:00

On my office bookshelf, I have a diorama set up...

Kierin Starsdawn is next to a Skyguard Griffon, and together they are attacking a single Khamsin Surgeon (which is really a River Charger figure w/the Surgeon's dial). Back to back with the Surgeon is Reggie Jackson who is single-handedly taking on Death on his horse. Above them, Silver Surfer (which is actually a modded Blob figure) is on his way down to help Reggie.

That's a new topic for this thread...

malchyor

03/31/2005, 13:00

anybody ever been to a hawaiian barbeque?

EmperorNorton

03/31/2005, 13:02

Originally posted by malchyor
anybody ever been to a hawaiian barbeque?

I haven't.
What is the difference between a hawaiian bbq and an ordinary bbq?

Ro-gan

03/31/2005, 13:05

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
I haven't.
What is the difference between a hawaiian bbq and an ordinary bbq?

One's in Hawaii and one is not.

D'uh!

:laugh:

thugit

03/31/2005, 13:06

Beat this Funky:

I have the entire "big 7" of the Justice League on a ledge to my left, Batman, Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Huntress and Oracle on the top shelf of my desk, several Batmobiles, the Incredibles, Aragorn and Gollum, a 1st appearance Batman figure, a Kingdom Come Superman figure still in it's box, C-Note Superman, Spiderman, Hellboy, the villians from Hush, a "Batman Unmasked" figure from last years cons, Mike Sweeney, as well as the entire Kingdom Come set of figures (open) all within my line of sight.

Oh, and a poster of Jessica Alba as she appears in Sin City, too.

Top THAT.

Ro-gan

03/31/2005, 13:07

Originally posted by azs
He designs cabbage patch kids for mattel.

Didn't you get that from his story?

It was perfectly clear to me. :ermm:

This reminds me of the movie Back To School when Rodney's in his Board Room Meeting.

The one exec is talking about their new toyline they want to start:

Exec: "The competition's premise is that their dolls are adopted. Our dolls aren't adopted... they're ABANDONED."

Funny stuff... funny stuff!

TheFreak

03/31/2005, 13:16

I have War Machine with his machine guns pointed at Professor X's head, and Hulk and Juggernaut are flexin. Bullseye is recoiling from the smell (Pretty sure Hulk ain't using deoderant...) and Deathlok is leading the charge!!!

Oh and HOT AS ALL HELL picture of Lita in a bikini.....

MMMMMM Lita......

AZS

03/31/2005, 13:18

Originally posted by thugit
Beat this Funky:

I have the entire "big 7" of the Justice League on a ledge to my left, Batman, Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Huntress and Oracle on the top shelf of my desk, several Batmobiles, the Incredibles, Aragorn and Gollum, a 1st appearance Batman figure, a Kingdom Come Superman figure still in it's box, C-Note Superman, Spiderman, Hellboy, the villians from Hush, a "Batman Unmasked" figure from last years cons, Mike Sweeney, as well as the entire Kingdom Come set of figures (open) all within my line of sight.

Oh, and a poster of Jessica Alba as she appears in Sin City, too.

Top THAT.Last night I had freshly made pasta in a savory alfredo sauce with parmigiana and romano cheeses and fresh grilled chicken and broccoli. With a side of garlic bread and a spring mix salad with italian dressing.

eboladude

03/31/2005, 13:19

Beat this Thug-it:

I have NEVER had an office of my own at home - BUT the next house my wife and I buy (this year!) is going to - and I'm not letting ANYONE tell me how to design it! It's gonna have a gaming table with insets for maps (and a lexan cover to flatten them) to one side, with a display cabinet (with map storage) for my LEs, Galactus, Dark Phoenix, and even a place for my Apocalypse Dragon. After 25 years of keeping all my #### in the garage, I'm finally going to have my cave!!

JacinB

03/31/2005, 13:20

I've got my Batman mod pouncing on the Joker on one side, and CM Spider-Man running from Venom on the other ('cause, you know, Spider-Man is a pansy and Venom wants to eat his brain).

Superfro

03/31/2005, 13:21

See....we need more threads like this on the Realms. :laugh:

Funky Jett

03/31/2005, 13:21

Originally posted by thugit
Beat this Funky:

...blah, blah, blah...

Top THAT.
Well, those were just my WK figures... Alongside Silver Surfer Blob are 5 X-Men figure "cards" from Z-Cardz (Storm, Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Toad), a Gollum mini, 6 mini-bobbleheads (Hulk, Magneto, Ultimate Green Goblin, The Leader, Venom, and Wolverine), a Darth Maul Blob, a PotSM Windjammer that's missing it's port side (no holes in the deck to connect it to), and a "sticky-head" figure that was an ad for some headhunter (you remove the cap on its head and throw it at your monitor, and it sticks). No diorama, just a collection o'####.

Ok, you win... :eek:

JacinB

03/31/2005, 13:22

Originally posted by eboladude
Beat this Thug-it:

I have NEVER had an office of my own at home - BUT the next house my wife and I buy (this year!) is going to - and I'm not letting ANYONE tell me how to design it! It's gonna have a gaming table with insets for maps (and a lexan cover to flatten them) to one side, with a display cabinet (with map storage) for my LEs, Galactus, Dark Phoenix, and even a place for my Apocalypse Dragon. After 25 years of keeping all my #### in the garage, I'm finally going to have my cave!!
I can top that. I've already got my own 'cave' for my gaming stuff with the stuff that you just mentioned, plus cabinets for my comic books, and a workshop for modding and it's in a seperate room from my office. Hah!

Funky Jett

03/31/2005, 13:24

MSU

03/31/2005, 13:27

My office is called "the cave" because the woman who had it before me decided that dark blue was the right color. It wasn't. Now I live in darkness if I don't turn on the halogen lights (i HATE halogen lights). Luckily I have a window, but an office that faces south with a nice view of another building and an alley. So I never get sunlight. I have rainbow bears next to me, holding a shot glass from the Price of Right with Bob Barker's face on it, a plastic bull that my boss found when cleaning out another office and decided that I needed it, and papers piled on top of papers because I decided that the cave needs to look like I am working instead of surfing online and responding to threads like this.

:grin:

eboladude

03/31/2005, 13:28

I had all that extra area - it was called a garage.

Originally posted by JacinB
I can top that. I've already got my own 'cave' for my gaming stuff with the stuff that you just mentioned, plus cabinets for my comic books, and a workshop for modding and it's in a seperate room from my office. Hah!

doctorfate77

03/31/2005, 13:29

top THIS.

I have KC WonderWoman figure (still in box), and a Doctor Fate statuette staring at my Parrot glass from the Bahamas that is somehow magically full of Gin everytime I touch it!

webtroll

03/31/2005, 13:31

Well I suppose I can chime in (since I too know the subject of this thread)... I have a computer room which is my "office" (even though I use my laptop in the living room), we are just finishing off a smaller bedroom that is being turned into a Library with all of my (non-gaming) books, and above the garage is a 14 x 28 gaming room with all of my gaming stuff, figures, maps, tables, etc. And I suppose overflow for my Library should that ever come to pass.. ;)

Talezine

03/31/2005, 13:43

Well, my office is bland...

BOOKS and more books. Computer, papers that need correcting (hey, it took my students two weeks to complete the project....I will take some time correcting), calculators, pictures of my kids and wife, framed articles I wrote next to my diplomas (My wife INSISTS I put them up...I think it is all too much for me). And a three dimensional model of the cardiac system. OH, and a few catheters that I need to cut up for a lecture.

NO *&^% clix...(my office mates won't let me)...though I do have a comic or two stashed away...

TheFreak

03/31/2005, 13:44

Um......

YEAH!!!!

freakazoid_x

03/31/2005, 13:51

I have an apartment... Everything you guys said plus more is what I got goin in my place.

Superfro

03/31/2005, 13:55

Originally posted by freakazoid_x
I have an apartment... Everything you guys said plus more is what I got goin in my place.

Same here, except mine's in a house that I own.

TheFreak

03/31/2005, 13:57

I saw a setup at the SLC Pre Release that was hilarious. Red Robin had Batman's Head on his batarang, and Bats body was laying on it's side. And Ares was standing behind watching saying "Well done my son"

Ghost_Rider_92

03/31/2005, 13:57

I love lamp

shock man x

03/31/2005, 14:02

Ever had one of those days where you quite a job cause of a coworker?

Well I just had that day. :angry:

Ghost_Rider_92

03/31/2005, 14:14

No, I usually just quit because I just didn't want to go to work anymore.

i like to do it after lunch, that way I am full and relaxed and then totally catches the boss of guard ;)

Done it 3 times so far and it's quite fun.

doctorfate77

03/31/2005, 14:18

my general manager at Borders isnt fond of gays. Ive been jobless for about three weeks now....

Ghost_Rider_92

03/31/2005, 14:26

Why, don't you like books?

MSU

03/31/2005, 14:29

Originally posted by doctorfate77
my general manager at Borders isnt fond of gays. Ive been jobless for about three weeks now....

Were you fired because you were gay???? Thats a court case if I ever heard of one!!

AZS

03/31/2005, 14:51

Originally posted by MSU
Were you fired because you were gay???? Thats a court case if I ever heard of one!!As much as most of us wish discrimination like that were illegal, it isn't.

In most (if not all) states, there's a list of (I believe) 8 things you cannot fire somebody for:
Race
Color
Age
Sex
Religion
Disability
Illness
National Origin

Sexual orientation is not covered under discrimination laws yet.

Kinda makes you think we're still in the 1950's.

shock man x

03/31/2005, 15:01

Originally posted by doctorfate77
my general manager at Borders isnt fond of gays. Ive been jobless for about three weeks now....

My girlfriend has already said she won't go into Bordrers anymore since I told her that happened to you DF.

She's a big gay rights person.

Ghost_Rider_92

03/31/2005, 15:03

I would boycott Borders too, BUT... I don't read.

I always wait for the movie or someone to make stick figure or ascii short films on this here interweb.

:)

MSU

03/31/2005, 15:08

Originally posted by azs
As much as most of us wish discrimination like that were illegal, it isn't.

In most (if not all) states, there's a list of (I believe) 8 things you cannot fire somebody for:
Race
Color
Age
Sex
Religion
Disability
Illness
National Origin

Sexual orientation is not covered under discrimination laws yet.

Kinda makes you think we're still in the 1950's.

Yeah...I know all this. It still surprises me that someone would be so blatant about it, especially with the current political climate. I mean, all the courts need is a good case (like this) to add sexual orientation to the books. No one has yet to challenge a corp. yet on discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation. Legally, if you can show that your job performance was not poor or affected because you are gay, then legally you could get a big settlement.

Stupid homophobic america....WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

SofaKingWhat

03/31/2005, 15:25

Originally posted by shock man x
Ever had one of those days where you quite a job cause of a coworker?

Well I just had that day. :angry:

No but my driver just did #### teens. Any one looking for a job?

Hangs help wanted sign.

SofaKingWhat

Darth Sabre

03/31/2005, 15:33

Originally posted by azs
Last night I had freshly made pasta in a savory alfredo sauce with parmigiana and romano cheeses and fresh grilled chicken and broccoli. With a side of garlic bread and a spring mix salad with italian dressing.

If I had known that this thread was going to turn into a Lean Cuisine commercial, I wouldn't have bothered. :p

But since I'm here:

On my computer monitor at work I have:

V Superman, R Iceman, R Hulk (IC), R Sabretooth, R Batman (LE), R Joker (LE), R Sgt. Rock (CJ), R Archangel, and E Boon.

In front of the monitor, I have R Magneto and R Captain America (Ult)

Darth Sabre

03/31/2005, 15:38

Originally posted by Ghost_Rider_92
No, I usually just quit because I just didn't want to go to work anymore.

i like to do it after lunch, that way I am full and relaxed and then totally catches the boss of guard ;)

Done it 3 times so far and it's quite fun.

Must be nice to be so irresponsible! ;)

:p

shock man x

03/31/2005, 15:40

I have the pink stuffed bunny from the Anime Gravitation on my computer at home.

I'm lame...:(

FaithlessOne

03/31/2005, 15:42

Hmm, I think I can top Funky and Thug it... My girlfriend and I just moved into a two bedroom house... the second bedroom is what's known as the Geek Room.

Starting at the door...

Imperial Caution tape on the door that says "Imperial Occupied Zone" and has the symbol of the Empire. Hanging from the air conditioning vent is a Spider-Man Action Figure in a classic Spidey swingin pose. Further on we have an electronic dancing Homer that sings "Shake your Booty." Batman and Cyclops bobbleheads adorn the top of the Television. Over my desk is 5 convention sketches from Megacon, Poison Ivy, Spider Woman, Nightwing, Captain America and one of my RPG Character, a Psychic Ninja with a spiked Chain. On my desk is a Spider-man webshooter full of silly string and a Batman Gun that shoots little yellow foam disks (Great for shooting at DF77... muhaha) Above my monitor is a Batman and Superman poster.

The Bookshelf:

Top Shelf:
Star Wars Unleashed Clone Trooper - Red Variant
Star Wars Unleashed Darth Maul
Hush - Hush
Hush - Harley Quinn

Second Shelf:
Marvel Legends Hawkeye
Marvel Legends Ultimate Captain America
Marvel Select Ultimate Thor

Third Shelf:
Marvel Legends Juggernaut
Marvel Legends Nick Fury
Hush - Catwoman
Hush - Huntress

Fourth Shelf:

Every Star Wars novel I own, From the Thrawn Trilogy down to the NJO.

Fifth Shelf:

Lots of Art books
Batmobile!

More around the room we have my closet doors... Adorned with 16 posters from the Wizard Poster special thing.

Yes. I am officially geeked out.

DS-00-0, FSD

03/31/2005, 15:54

Originally posted by thugit
Beat this Funky:

I have...blah, blah blah, I'm a big dork. Hot chick poster.

Top THAT.

I've got numerous photos of open alcohol containers in wrecked vehicles from people who report thier accidents were due to them "falling asleep at the wheel" or "swerving to avoid a deer". My favorite one is a great close up of a Busch Light can still nestled in the cup holder in the center console.

People are so stupid.

BigSoph

03/31/2005, 15:56

I am not a geek. Nor do I play one on TV

I would shop at Border's if I needed a book and they were convenient, I would go to Wal-Mart (ditto)

Someone else's issues are not mine. Go tilt at windmills if you wish...I have giants to do battle with

MSU

03/31/2005, 15:59

Just curious, what does that last phrase mean BigSoph? I know you referencing Don Quixote and whatnot, but what giants are you doing battle with?

And technically, that issue is my issue and is my giant. Some one's windmill is another man's giant. ;)

ReZourceman

03/31/2005, 16:06

Originally posted by ro_gan
So I have to track down this 16 year old runaway last night from a Juvenile Detention Center that has NO security features for keeping the hardcore juvenile deliquents and drug addicts inside the institution.

What a joke! And they get Federal funding to stay in business AND the courts keep sending kids there to be court committed and the place has NO WAY of keeping them there.

And, Boy Howdy! This is one girl that needed to be bee-yotch slapped. I've decided to give her a Non-Traffic citation for Disorderly Conduct for smoking in front of me.

Yeah, it's illegal to sell tobacco to minors, but it's not illegal to be a minor and get caught smoking, but you know what? I don't care.

Let her mom pay the $300.00 fine OR hire a lawyer and wind up shelling out $1,000.00 in lawyer fees to fight and win the case. Either way I win and the little juvie will learn to make sure I'm not working when she decides to run away again. And, maybe her mom will finally wise up and learn that spanking is okay sometimes.

On an upside, there was one FINE female hottie working at the juvie home. I'm going to hopefully stop by tonight to see if Emily is working... ;)

ro_gan.....you ROCK seriously....i love reading your posts.

EmperorNorton

03/31/2005, 17:04

Originally posted by FaithlessOne
Hmm, I think I can top Funky and Thug it...
Okay, I'll play.

Standing in one corner of my "office" is a life size Sailor Moon statue, right in front of my Lord of the Rings shelf, where I keep my editions of Tolkien's work and works on his work.
Next to that is my Ozzy Osbourne action figure, looking down on my collection of Christina Ricci movies and photos.
Next to that are my clix, taking up two racks of their own.
Real eyecandy is my heater, because it has Batman on a rooftop painted on it by a professional artist.
The table is clutched full of Blood Bowl and Warhammer miniatures and about a hundred different paints.
On the other wall you'll find 90% of the books White Wolf has released for the old WoD and a map of the Discworld.
Oh, and the ceiling is decorated with fake cobweb.

FoxInStocks

03/31/2005, 17:08

On my computer here at work I've got V Catwoman, E Penguin, E Scarecrow, and E Freeze.

Oh, and one Doombot perched high up on a bulletin board, watching all with steely eyes. ;)

darthfatty

03/31/2005, 17:15

So does DarkCrisis get some warning points (and scathing mod comments) removed because a mod started this thread?

AZS

03/31/2005, 17:18

Originally posted by darthfatty
So does DarkCrisis get some warning points (and scathing mod comments) removed because a mod started this thread?Right, sure, because context has absolutely no relevance.

But hey, you're doing your part to fight the power!
Keep up the good work buddy!

CaptainDamon

03/31/2005, 17:27

I set the power on fire once. Really. Ask him, he'll vouch.

AZS

03/31/2005, 17:32

Ro_gan... go get a doughnut!

Ha!

There, I'm fighting the power with snide comments too.

:ermm:

thugit

03/31/2005, 17:53

DS-00-0, FSD

03/31/2005, 18:03

Originally posted by thugit
You're just jealous because the FBI doesn't routinely confiscate things from MY computer desk/area. :cool:

Not sure where you're from but "twice" does not constitute "routinely" in my book...

freakazoid_x

03/31/2005, 18:04

Originally posted by azs
Right, sure, because context has absolutely no relevance.

But hey, you're doing your part to fight the power!
Keep up the good work buddy!

We're encouraged to fight the power now? Sweet!!!

*Proceeds to go to Azs's Home to smash all he holds dear*

THOMAS5

03/31/2005, 18:20

Originally posted by Gentlegamer
Rogan is just trying to instill into the girl.

JacinB

03/31/2005, 18:24

Originally posted by shock man x
I'm lame...:(
Well, at least you came to the realization on your own and didn't wait around for us to say it behind your back.

:)

doctorfate77

03/31/2005, 22:34

Originally posted by MSU
Were you fired because you were gay???? Thats a court case if I ever heard of one!!

Allow me to finish.

I'm not supposed to give details about what happened, but I wasn't fired, I quit.

I was warned by several people when I started working there to not let him know I was gay or I would be given a seriously hard time until I quit. Which is what happened to ALL of the gay guys that have worked there before me.

As though it was almost scripted, I had a great time at Borders until I made a statement that gave away my "less than conventional" sexual orientation in front of the GM. From that day forward, things changed, BIG time. Eventually things came to a head where I was openly threatened in front of other employees, so I quit.

Luckily Borders has a very strong "Open Door" policy, so I called as far up the ladder as I could've, and it turns out there are already wheels in motion. Unfortunately, as azs said, there is nothing legal that I can do to help myself with this.

I am, as I urge all my friends in Tallahassee, boycotting the Tallahassee location of Borders. I love Borders, and It is an amazing company to work for. They are one of the biggest advocates for gay rights and they offer great same sex couple benefits. So if you, or any friends of yours want to boycott Borders in another town, don't. For just as soon as they remove this manager, I'll be back in there buying clix with someones discount.

If you want to help, write borders hq and let them know that you are aware that such a gay friendly corp is staffing a bigoted General Manager. Our store is #344 in Tallahassee, FL.

MSU and Shock Man X, thanks for the support anyway. :)

aaaaand with that, I now return you to your regularly scheduled random, geeky conversation.

doctorfate77

03/31/2005, 22:38

Originally posted by FaithlessOne
Hmm, I think I can top Funky and Thug it... My girlfriend and I just moved into a two bedroom house... the second bedroom is what's known as the Geek Room.

Starting at the door...

Imperial Caution tape on the door that says "Imperial Occupied Zone" and has the symbol of the Empire. Hanging from the air conditioning vent is a Spider-Man Action Figure in a classic Spidey swingin pose. Further on we have an electronic dancing Homer that sings "Shake your Booty." Batman and Cyclops bobbleheads adorn the top of the Television. Over my desk is 5 convention sketches from Megacon, Poison Ivy, Spider Woman, Nightwing, Captain America and one of my RPG Character, a Psychic Ninja with a spiked Chain. On my desk is a Spider-man webshooter full of silly string and a Batman Gun that shoots little yellow foam disks (Great for shooting at DF77... muhaha) Above my monitor is a Batman and Superman poster.

The Bookshelf:

Top Shelf:
Star Wars Unleashed Clone Trooper - Red Variant
Star Wars Unleashed Darth Maul
Hush - Hush
Hush - Harley Quinn

Second Shelf:
Marvel Legends Hawkeye
Marvel Legends Ultimate Captain America
Marvel Select Ultimate Thor

Third Shelf:
Marvel Legends Juggernaut
Marvel Legends Nick Fury
Hush - Catwoman
Hush - Huntress

Fourth Shelf:

Every Star Wars novel I own, From the Thrawn Trilogy down to the NJO.

Fifth Shelf:

Lots of Art books
Batmobile!

More around the room we have my closet doors... Adorned with 16 posters from the Wizard Poster special thing.

Yes. I am officially geeked out.

I've seen this freaky menagerie of geekdom first hand. And I gotta tell ya, he IS officially geeked out. Its a shame his little dork shrines can't help him beat me at clix.

muaaahahahahahaaaa!!!

btw, he has JUST as many enormous SPIDERS as he does nerd paraphenalia.

:noid:

SaferSephiroth

03/31/2005, 22:45

I have so much stuff I sleep in the guest bedroom. HA!

Comics, action figures, clix, a whole buncha anime and games. I got the Call of Cthulhu but don't play. Cards of all kinds. Ooh, I got a mini statue of Lobo.

Do I win?

Maximcards

03/31/2005, 22:57

You know what company's really love in a case like that DF77...for something to get leaked to the media about what happened, specially if it is a slow news day(which today wasn't with the death of a very public person in florida). It's not as good as if it bleeds it leads stories, but "hate" crime usually ranks up there on news list and that's what it amounts to...
But hey what do i know my state voted for discrimation by about a 2/3's vote in the population.
Best of luck

AZS

04/01/2005, 00:00

Sure, cuz the Media is all over gay rights.
Especially in Jeb Bush's state.

:noid: :rolleyes: :ermm:

Joe Kerr

04/01/2005, 00:13

Why do people give her more attention than the Pope?

doctorfate77

04/01/2005, 00:15

Originally posted by azs
Sure, cuz the Media is all over gay rights.
Especially in ### ####'s state.

:noid: :rolleyes: :ermm:

that was really odd, azs. The filter didn't catch your expletives. no worries, I got it for you. I'll waive the WP's this time, but be more careful.

;)

Socko

04/01/2005, 00:29

am I too late too give in some support for my homey?

FaithlessOne

04/01/2005, 00:35

Yeah, it's hard to beat you with JUST E Batman when you and Dustin team up on me...

I feel a hate crime coming on....

:laugh:

doctorfate77

04/01/2005, 00:53

Originally posted by FaithlessOne
Yeah, it's hard to beat you with JUST E Batman when you and Dustin team up on me...

I feel a hate crime coming on....

:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

GroovyBoy

04/01/2005, 04:38

Originally posted by ro_gan

On an upside, there was one FINE female hottie working at the juvie home. I'm going to hopefully stop by tonight to see if Emily is working... ;)

You need to start a new thread called "My Juvie Girlfriend"...

GroovyBoy

04/01/2005, 04:40

Originally posted by ro_gan
This reminds me of the movie Back To School when Rodney's in his Board Room Meeting.

The one exec is talking about their new toyline they want to start:

Exec: "The competition's premise is that their dolls are adopted. Our dolls aren't adopted... they're ABANDONED."

Funny stuff... funny stuff!

You can tell this professor really cares... about what, I have no idea!

GroovyBoy

04/01/2005, 04:48

Originally posted by SaferSephiroth
I have so much stuff I sleep in the guest bedroom. HA!

Comics, action figures, clix, a whole buncha anime and games. I got the Call of Cthulhu but don't play. Cards of all kinds. Ooh, I got a mini statue of Lobo.

Do I win?

No, I'm sorry. Anyone with a statue of Lobo definitely loses...

Ro-gan

04/01/2005, 08:46

Originally posted by azs
Last night I had freshly made pasta in a savory alfredo sauce with parmigiana and romano cheeses and fresh grilled chicken and broccoli. With a side of garlic bread and a spring mix salad with italian dressing.

And take notice everyone:

He didn't bother to invite anyone over to share this sweet repast. :devious:

Ro-gan

04/01/2005, 08:50

Originally posted by shock man x
My girlfriend has already said she won't go into Bordrers anymore since I told her that happened to you DF.

She's a big gay rights person.

This wasn't a Border's decision, though. It was some ignorant moron of a district manager.

thugit

04/01/2005, 08:53

Originally posted by azs
Sure, cuz the Media is all over gay rights.
Especially in Jeb Bush's state.

:noid: :rolleyes: :ermm:

I don't mean to be inflammatory, and I certainly am NOT pointing this out because of who posted it, but if I were to post anything along these lines, I'd get warned for it.

Despite my STRONG disagreement with the insinuation of this post, I'm NOT going to argue about it.

I do politely ask that comments like this not be allowed--no matter who posts them.

Ro-gan

04/01/2005, 08:59

Originally posted by DS-00-0, FSD
I've got numerous photos of open alcohol containers in wrecked vehicles from people who report thier accidents were due to them "falling asleep at the wheel" or "swerving to avoid a deer". My favorite one is a great close up of a Busch Light can still nestled in the cup holder in the center console.

People are so stupid.

Knowing the above then you want this sweet Polaroid I took of a drunk that drove himself head-on into a tri-axle dump truck a few years ago.

The guy was mangled beyond belief and (IIRC) was a mid-0.30% B.A.C. Level. He had the following bumper sticker on the back of his car's bumper:

"Impairment Begins With The First Drink."

I also have cool autopsy pics of this dead drunk. This guy proved that the Darwinian Laws still work.

Ro-gan

04/01/2005, 09:03

Originally posted by GroovyBoy
You can tell this professor really cares... about what, I have no idea!

Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!

TheFreak

04/01/2005, 09:08

I had passes to see Sin City last night, and when I got there they had sold out!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If only the friend who was holding the passes hadn't gotten the flu, then I wouldn't have waited at his house ten minutes (they told me that had sold out about 10 minutes before i got there)

what a kick in the junk.

AZS

04/01/2005, 09:42

Originally posted by GroovyBoy
You need to start a new thread called "My Juvie Girlfriend"... I second that!

de4dp00l

04/01/2005, 09:55

"My Juvie Girlfriend" could be interpreted in an entirely unflattering light. I'd suggest passing on that particular title.

AZS

04/01/2005, 10:06

Originally posted by de4dp00l
"My Juvie Girlfriend" could be interpreted in an entirely unflattering light. I'd suggest passing on that particular title. Oh, ok killjoy. You're right...

We should call it "Ro_Gan's Juvie Girlfriend!"

Yeah, that's better...

;)

de4dp00l

04/01/2005, 10:08

Yeah, as long as it's more specific.

JacinB

04/01/2005, 10:42

Originally posted by GroovyBoy
You need to start a new thread called "My Juvie Girlfriend"...
Wouldn't that title be better reserved for a thread by DS-00-0, FSD ... ?

MSU

04/01/2005, 10:55

Originally posted by CaptainDamon
I set the power on fire once. Really. Ask him, he'll vouch.

You know he is still plotting his revenge to get you back for that...but man was that funny!

Ro-gan

04/01/2005, 13:26

Originally posted by JacinB
Wouldn't that title be better reserved for a thread by DS-00-0, FSD ... ?

Yeah. I concur. I wouldn't want to tick off DS.

Socko

04/01/2005, 13:49

wait.

you werent talking about ds in the first place?

sorry, I just got here:ermm:

EmperorNorton

04/10/2005, 19:23

Anybody else tired of people trying to force their world view down your throat?

Just wondering...

Prof. Aragorn

04/10/2005, 19:48

Nah, I tend to do the world view force choking thing often enough.

hail_eris

04/10/2005, 21:51

Cliff Stockton

04/10/2005, 22:23

Looking at my very, VERY cluttered desktop...

I see JSA pvc figures sets 1, 2, and 3 on top of the desk hutch being guarded by a G.I. Joe in Vietnam jungle camo. Next to that I have LE's Kendra Saunders and Carter Hall perched on a storage case.

Below on top of a clock next to my monitor I have a "in mid mod" of Sinestro in a GL uniform. Looks ok but I probably needed to do a little more filing and trimming beforeI started painting it.

Looking around the room I see my drawing table covered in models and modelling bits and pieces for Warhammer. Along with some paint and some Warhammer minis.

There's just SO much... arghhh!!!!

PirateNinja

04/10/2005, 22:29

Next to me is my 300 point Star Wars mini's droid army. Yeah, you heard me. And next to THAT is my bed. And next to THAT? A bowl of cereal on the floor. Who wins? Me.

Cell

04/10/2005, 22:37

Actually according to the Civil Rights Act, theres alot of stuff to protect people from getting fired. Trust me ive had to read the stupid law for a mock case.

How did Matt Murdock do it i dont know :p

charlesx

04/10/2005, 23:20

I was forced to banish all of my clix stuff to the basement. Now when my friends come over I get to show off my "Galactus shrine." I have a problem with it, though. There is a Dark Phoenix-sized empty space that I need to fix. I'm working on solving this problem.

Oh, and about labor laws - I am all for stopping discrimination. However, it's disheartening to see how many incompetent, lazy slackers abuse those same laws to stay at their jobs.

Hey, I hadn't heard anything about anyone's juvie girlfriend. What's up with that? Is there a good story therein?

ImBatman

04/11/2005, 01:12

Well, as long as were bragging about our "Geekdoms" I'll chime in......

My computer, which is continously on, flashes HR Giger Pictures. Above that lies my Texas Chainsaw Massace movie poster. On the adjacent wall I have my 6 FOOT TALL DARTH VADER CARDBOARD CUTOUT! BOO-YAH! Along with the framed artwork of the first three star wars movies. On the bookshelf, I have a lot of John Steinbeck, Stephen King and Chuck Paluhnik. Along with the Millenium Falcon and AT-At Walker. On the bottom shelf, I have the animated Justice League on display battling the Ultra Humanite and Darkseid. My Marvel Select Dr.Doom is being guarded by Marvel Legends Hawkeye and Nick Fury. My 4 cases of Comic books are in there as well.....

My god......I probably could have bought a new car with all that......

Gacy's Clown

04/11/2005, 02:30

*looks around his computer stand*

Well, here's what can be found around me here:

An Ultimates Hulk
LE Hank McCoy
The Yoda on Johnny Alpha base that ro_gan gave me last year
Sheriff Hoyt figure (R Lee Ermy in Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Several plastic skulls that the tops open up to store things like money/condoms
Nirvana's "With The Lights Out" box set
Pimpin' Sentinel from Gencon 2003
Barry Sanders Starting Lineup fig with skull face
Alien fetus in a bottle keychain
Movie Maniacs: Chucky, King Kong, Leatherface, Jason, Pumpkinhead, Freddy, The Thing (both of them)
Signed Jay & Silent Bob figures
The Zombie Survival Guide
Ninja Monkey with Green Bay Packers helmet
Milwaukee Massacre (Jeffrey Dahmer book)
Ult. Beast 69ing Manaconda
Ult. Doc Ock having his way with Marvel Girl
Various other clix
The Visual Encyclopedia of Serial Killers
A few candleholders with skulls on them.

Yeah, pretty much the things you would expect from someone like me...

freakazoid_x

04/11/2005, 02:41

*looks at desk*

U Ultimate Doc Ock, Spider-man Bean Bag doll, 2 Spider-man Bobble Heads, Sentinel, Sinestro, and Galactus Big Figs, Darkseid Action Figure, several packs of gum.

Various other things

hail_eris

04/11/2005, 10:17

Let's see - on top of the computer at work is a nodding Sunshine Buddy and bunch of SD Shogun Warrior minis. Scattered around the work area are a pirate flag (no, it's not clan related), a framed copy of Bucky Fuller's patent for the geodesic dome, the Endless PVC set, a bunch of indy rock posters, and a whole mess of Shepard Fairey "Obey" stickers...

Prof. Aragorn

04/11/2005, 11:06

All I got is a rock.

And it's not a very cool rock-in fact I think it's chipped. :cry:

doctorfate77

04/11/2005, 11:07

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
*looks around his computer stand*

Well, here's what can be found around me here:

An Ultimates Hulk
LE Hank McCoy
The Yoda on Johnny Alpha base that ro_gan gave me last year
Sheriff Hoyt figure (R Lee Ermy in Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Several plastic skulls that the tops open up to store things like money/condoms
Nirvana's "With The Lights Out" box set
Pimpin' Sentinel from Gencon 2003
Barry Sanders Starting Lineup fig with skull face
Alien fetus in a bottle keychain
Movie Maniacs: Chucky, King Kong, Leatherface, Jason, Pumpkinhead, Freddy, The Thing (both of them)
Signed Jay & Silent Bob figures
The Zombie Survival Guide
Ninja Monkey with Green Bay Packers helmet
Milwaukee Massacre (Jeffrey Dahmer book)
Ult. Beast 69ing Manaconda
Ult. Doc Ock having his way with Marvel Girl
Various other clix
The Visual Encyclopedia of Serial Killers
A few candleholders with skulls on them.

Yeah, pretty much the things you would expect from someone like me...

did you take down the signed picture of me?

;)

Noman

04/11/2005, 11:08

...looks at top of computer desk...

...realises he can't focus that far...

...orders a new Blue Android body...

..."CLICK"...

ah, that's better - well, I can see

1. A BIG Siberian Tiger painting above the desk, and next to that...
2. My original pen-and-ink drawing of Wolverine and Angel that Sienkiewcz (sp ?) did me at a Con, once...next to that
3. A framed original page by Romita from Iron Man
4. On the computer...models of Super Bugs Bunny, Wonder Pig, Taz Flash, and Bat Duck...next to that -
5. My Book case full of my Heroclix and Mechwarrior collection...
6. ...and, on the wall, the Unique and LE display shelves, with pride of place going to the Heroclix Noman mod that StellarX gave me...

...a discarded Blue Android Body on the floor...

LoL

All the Best

Noman