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Kalel21
04/01/2005, 13:20
All right, everyone, take a break from raving about the Lobe preview and whining about Legacy production runs and join in the Pirate TOC!!!!!


The Round 1 match ups are as follows:

Blackbeard vs. Peter Blood (WINNER: BLACKBEARD)

Anne Bonney vs. Jack Sparrow

Long John Silver vs. Captain Kidd

Stede Bonnett vs. Thomas Tew


ROUND 1 WINNER: Blackbeard. Bloodied but still alive, he stands over the hacked corpse of Peter Blood


ROUND 1, MATCH 2:


ANNE BONNEY: One of the few female real-life female pirates, she and her companion Mary Read sailed with Captain Calico Jack Rackham in the early 18th Century. By all accounts, Anne loved the pirate life and could more than hold her own in a fight. In fact, when Rackham’s ship was finally taken by the Royal Navy, it was Anne and Mary who stood and fought while the rest of the crew cowered in the hold. Rackham asked to see Anne just before he was hanged, but all she could say to her former lover was “Well, Jack, if you had fought like a man, you wouldn’t now hang like a dog.”

JACK SPARROW: From the movie Pirates of the Caribbean. He’s a highly skilled fighter and he thinks quickly on his feet. Keeps his head in all situation that do not involve destroying all the rum.

WEAPONS: A cutlass and a pistol with a single shot for each pirate.

SETTING: The beached wreck of a large warship, its deck littered with broken spars and other debris. It’s a pitch black night, overcast with neither moon nor stars to give any illumination.

Who would win?

doctorfate77
04/01/2005, 15:27
Jack Sparrow would break the silence by lighting a fire in the middle of the beach and ducking fast enough to miss Anne's shot. She then charges to the middle of the beach, sword flailing, hoping to charge in and take Jacks head for the win.

Jack easily ducks the blade and continues to duck and parry, easily avoiding the quick death that Capt. Bonney wants to bestow.

"C'mon now, love!", Pleads Sparrow. Anne hesitates as he continues, "Let's stop this tiff and talk about it like two consenting adults ;) "

"Not BLOODY likely!"

with that, Anne fiercely slashes at Sparrow's neck. Sparrow takes a quick step back preserving his life, even though his braided beard doesn't survive the attack.

"I was quite FOND of that... c'mere!!!", Jack lunges and catches Anne in a huge embrace, and the fall to the ground. He holds her tight against her struggling, as they roll around in the sand. She eventually gets free and springs up away from Jack, sword in hand.

"If you're quite done, please accept for fate like a man!", she hisses. Then continuing in the fashion of a snake, she coils ready to strike, when Capt. Sparrow pulls his pistol on her. She freezes.

"You quite forgot I had this, didn't ye, love?", He grins like the cat that has cornered the mouse. "But it seems like ye've dropped yours, so this wouldn't be a fairly matched fight, now would it?"

He tosses the pistol to the ground and pulls his sword to match Anne's stance. She then throws her sword at Jack who ducks in time to avoid being skewerd by her makeshift spear.

As he is distracted, Bonney leaps to the beach floor and retrieves Sparrow's disgarded pistol and smiles as she aims it at Sparrow. "Where's your smile and charm NOW, fop?"

*click*

Capt. Anne Bonney's smile fades when she realizes that the pistol was empty the whole time. She slowly looks up to meet the gaze of a smiling Jack Sparrow, who has HIS pistol drawn and aimed at her head.

*BANG*

He tosses his now empty pistol next to Bonney's lifeless form and begins to walk away...

"I TOLD her she dropped it. How sad... all that and not a single kiss. what a waste..."

Capt. Jack Sparrow takes the win.

doctorfate77
04/01/2005, 15:32
errata

"If you're quite done, please accept for fate like a man!", she hisses. Then continuing in the fashion of a snake, she coils ready to strike, when Capt. Sparrow pulls his pistol on her. She freezes.

"...for fate..." should read "...your fate..."

Kalel21
04/01/2005, 15:39
Really well-done, fun fight scene and very in character for Jack.

doctorfate77
04/01/2005, 15:46
Arigato Gozaima####a!

where are the rest of the Pirate votes? I'm pretty sure they know how to read...

Kalel21
04/01/2005, 15:51
Originally posted by doctorfate77
Arigato Gozaima####a!

where are the rest of the Pirate votes? I'm pretty sure they know how to read...

Too much rum blurs the vision to much for readin', I be thinkin'.

I'll give it 'till Monday. A thread like this will never be as popular as the superhero TOCs, but as long as I get at least 3 votes for each match, I'll keep going.

doctorfate77
04/01/2005, 15:53
sweet. :)

class time.

man... i need a corndog.

supergoblin
04/02/2005, 20:05
Jack for the win.

sparrows lez-a-far attitude and off the wall behavoir wins it every time.