Best Line or Scene from a movie

[clixer11]

This should be fun. Sure there will be some discussion and disagreements, but feel free to post your own thoughts if you have a different idea for best scene or line from a movie already posted.

I'll start with just a few:

They Live
Piper strolls in the bank with shotgun in hand.

"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ###...and I'm all outta bubblegum."


The Postman
Kevin Costner is slowly getting choked out by General Bethlehem (leader of the Army of Eight in post-apocalyptic, no longer-existent U.S.), who is also taking the time to explain to Costner that he loses because he doesn't believe in anything. Well, that lights a fire.

"I...believe...in the...United...States...of...America."

The Empire Strikes Back
Yoda's monologue to Luke about the power of the Force that culminates in Yoda lifting Luke's X-wing from the muck. Awesome.

Spider-man 2
Peter Parker to MJ
"This is kinda heavy." I love their expressions just before when she sees him w/o mask and he realizes she can see him w/o his mask.

[webtroll]

Switch the first one around...
"I am here to kick [butt] and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

And the best two line George Clooney ever had:
"So, what's it gonna be Joshua? Are you gonna be a faithless preacher, or a mean, mother-f'in servant of God?"
AND
"She doesn't want to kiss you, she wants to kill you [Richard]."
Just how he says it makes it sound like that last word is an adjective and not a noun.

[church of xorn]

from a tv show, but i like

"the only thing i feel when i take a human life is recoil"

[2Face]

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones is left in the snake pit and is being mocked by his competitor.

"He He He, son of a ..."

[Wyldstaar]

Real Genius-
Chris, last night...

Was it a dream where you're standing atop this big pyramid in these Sungod robes while a thousand naked women scream your name and throw little pickles at you?

Uh, no...

Why am I the only one that ever has that dream?

[Kalel21]

From SHANE:

Alan Ladd and Van Heflin are fighting a bunch of thugs in a saloon. At one point, they go back to back with each other, turn to look at each other, exchange a smile, then go back to the fight. A great moment that emphasized the level of friendship and loyalty between the two characters with beautiful simplicity.


From LA CONFIDENTIAL:

SPOILER:









When James Cromwell turned and shot Kevin Spacey. A brilliantly set up moment where those of us watching are able to figure out Cromwell is the bad guy just a moment before he takes the shot.

[MJlover]

Originally posted by Wyldstaar
Real Genius-
Chris, last night...

Was it a dream where you're standing atop this big pyramid in these Sungod robes while a thousand naked women scream your name and throw little pickles at you?

Uh, no...

Why am I the only one that ever has that dream?

That's a good one, but my personal favorite from that movie is

"Self-realization...I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said...I drank what?"

[MJlover]

My latest favorite line is from Dodgeball when Vince Vaughn says:

"I guess it's time to put your mouth where our balls are."

[Yggmannaz]

"Conan! What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

[webtroll]

Originally posted by MJlover
That's a good one, but my personal favorite from that movie is

"Self-realization...I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said...I drank what?"

I used that in a presentation for a drama class in high school... two people in the room got the joke. Neither of them was the teacher. :noid:

[rjcarpenter]

Yippe Ki Eh - Mudda..... Die Hard

I'll take a flamethrower to this place ...... (and the whole speach at the end of Scent of a Woman).

[Funky Jett]

The Shawshank Redemption
Spoiler.......











When the warden is in Andy's empty cell, and is throwing Andy's homemade chess pieces around. He turns to the large poster of Raquel Welch as Barberella on the wall and says, "And what about you, fuzzy-britches?" as he throws a piece at the poster. The piece rips through the poster and continues to bounce. The warden pulls aside the poster to reveal a tunnel Andy has made to escape prison.

The whole movie turns on this scene. Prior to this scene, the movie was a story on prison life... after this scene, the movie is about redemption; the whole movie is.

[bootkneelee]

HEATHERS >>> "F**k me gently with a chainsaw"
:rolleyes:
OUTSIDERS >>>> "Stay Gold Ponyboy" :( :cry:

REAL GENIUS >>>>GUY "Well, if there's ever anything I can do for you or more to the point to you, let me know." GIRL "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your #####?" GUY "Not right now." GIRL "A girl's gotta have her standards." :noid: :confused: :ermm:

[Kurenai]

Father McGruder: (After just beating the #### out of a bunch of zombies) "I kick arse for the Lord!"

-Dead Alive (or Braindead, depending on what part of the world you've seen it in)

I've always loved Peter Jackson's early camp-horror stuff.
Espically "Meet the Feelbes"

[bootkneelee]

A Few More....

FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF -"I mean really, I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a #### if they're Socialists? They could be Fascist Energists for all I care, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus- I'd still have to bum rides off people."

THE LOST BOYS - "We blew it. We unraveled in the face of the enemy." "It's not our fault. They pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked."

16 CANDLES - "I can't believe I just gave my panties to the Geek!"

AIRPLANE - "You just hang loose, blood, she be back on the flip side with the medicine."

SPACE BALLS - It's Mega Maid! She’s gone from #### to blow!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE - "Last night Vador from planet Falken said that if I didn't take Lorraine out to the dance, that he would melt my brain!"

THE PRINCESS BRIDE - "Nothing is greater than true love...except for a MLT-mutton, lettuce and tomato-when the mutton is nice and lean."

BEETLE JUICE - "Ah well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!"

BETTER OFF DEAD - "It's a shame.. wasting a perfectly good white boy like that."

BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE - "Be excellent to each other-and-party on, dudes!"

GHOSTBUSTERS As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

THE BREAKFAST CLUB - A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

FASTTIMES AT RIDGEMONT - "What Jefferson was trying to say is, we left that England place because it was bogus and if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too."

[Kurenai]

My Favorite Quote from "Babylon 5":

Delenn: Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.

[jmainse]

Raiders of the Lost Arc
Indy faces off against the big guy with the swords. Indy's facial expressions say "Aw f@ck it." He pulls his six shooter and BAM!

[BudPalmer]

Reservior Dogs: "BUDDY, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!"

X-Men: "Fire a bolt of lightning into a giant copper conductor? I thought you lived in a school!"


Keeping the Faith: "I was dreaming of my mother's sausages" Not the best line but a great delivery!

Honeymoon In Vegas: "Fruit Plate?" Asked after Nic Cage loses $45,000

[Wyldstaar]

Real Genius-

You're all just a bunch of degenerates!

We're degenerates? What about that time I caught you naked with that bowl of Jell-o?

You did not!

It's true..

I was hot and I was hungry, okay?!

[MeatLoafX]

"Meeting Adjourned" - Dracula, after blowing up the Monster Squad's treehouse with dynamite

Completely ridiculous.

[bootkneelee]

GALAXY QUEST - By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Morvan, you shall be avenged :mad:

THE GODFATHER - Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day:sleep:

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION - The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing sh^t they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.

PRINCESS BRIDE - Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

A KNIGHTS’ TALE - You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

JAWS - "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Apocalypse Now- I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[EmperorNorton]

Braveheart - "FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!"


Best movie line ever.

[MJlover]

Real Genius-

Chris:Look, Kent put his name on his license plate.

Mitch:My mother does the same thing to my underwear.

Chris:Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

[MJlover]

Originally posted by EmperorNorton
Braveheart - "FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!"


Best movie line ever.

I thought that went without saying. Speaking of Braveheart, in just over a month (May 24 to be exact) it will be 10 years old. That's amazing to me. I've now been obsessed with that movie and Scotland for 10 years!

[bootkneelee]

AUSTIN POWERS, THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME - "You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough


FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING - All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by frost

SAY ANYTHING - "I don't want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that

ARMY OF DARKNESS – GUY 1 - Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? GUY 2 - Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

BOOGIE NIGHTS - I like simple pleasures, like butter in my arse, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

[LuckyDontLose]

"THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!" - The Incredibles.

"I'M NOT DRINKING ANY ####ING MERLOT!!" - Sideways

[AlgertMan]

Once Upon a Time in the West

Harmonica: "So you found out you're not a business man after all?"
Frank: "Just a man."
Harmonica: "An ancient race"

[bootkneelee]

ROBIN HOOD, PRINCE OF THIEVES - That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

SUDDEN IMPACT – Harry Callihan- "We're not just going to let you walk out of here."
Would-be-robber - "Who's "we", sucker?"
Harry Callihan -"Smith, and Wesson, and me."

DOGMA - Hey, you know, fu** you man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.

FIGHT CLUB - My God. I haven't been fu**ed like that since grade school.

JOHNNY DANGERIOUSLY - I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.

HOWARD THE DUCK On my planet, we don't say die, we say... HEY! NOT MY SHORTS

AS GOOD AS IT GETS - Doctor, how can you diagnose someone with obsessive compulsive disorder and act like I had some choice about barging in here?

DAZED AND CONFUSED - That's what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

AUSTIN POWERS:GOLDMEMBER - There are only two things I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch.

BIG DADDY –GIRL : And what did you learn while you were with Sonny? BOY- He taught me that Styx was one of the Greatest American Bands...and that most critics are scenically arseholes.

EMPIRE RECORDS - Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased by out night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep-fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.

GREASE - A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card: "When you care enough to send the very best."

CASABLANCA - Here's looking at you, kid. Or You played it for her, you can play it for me!

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH - First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[Ro-gan]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
A Few More....

FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF -"I mean really, I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a #### if they're Socialists? They could be Fascist Energists for all I care, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus- I'd still have to bum rides off people."

THE LOST BOYS - "We blew it. We unraveled in the face of the enemy." "It's not our fault. They pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked."

16 CANDLES - "I can't believe I just gave my panties to the Geek!"

AIRPLANE - "You just hang loose, blood, she be back on the flip side with the medicine."

SPACE BALLS - It's Mega Maid! She’s gone from #### to blow!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE - "Last night Vador from planet Falken said that if I didn't take Lorraine out to the dance, that he would melt my brain!"

BEETLE JUICE - "Ah well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!"

BETTER OFF DEAD - "It's a shame.. wasting a perfectly good white boy like that."

It just doesn't get much better than that. Of course, you just need to add the previously mentioned Conan and Roddy Piper quotes. :cool:

[AlgertMan]

Old Boy

Oh DaeSu--Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?

[bootkneelee]

Originally posted by ro_gan
It just doesn't get much better than that. Of course, you just need to add the previously mentioned Conan and Roddy Piper quotes. :cool:

I concur whole heartedly! In my opinion the best line out of all of these is

"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick arse, and I am all out of bubble gum."

They Live is the best B movie of all time and the best fight scene of ALL TIME is when Roddy Piper and Keith David fight in the alley way. It’s so cool that on South Park Timmy and Jimmy did the exact same fight scene!


Now a movie quote that I will be moving up to my top 10 LIST because in May when the 3rd Star Wars movie comes out we will truly understand this quote

DARTH VADER - I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete; when I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

[webtroll]

Well I think we need to add a couple more that were overlooked... ;)

Babylon 5's best quote ever (in my opinion of course):
"I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry [butt] all the way back to Earth, [gosh darn it]! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."

Better Off Dead:
"Tenticles... N-T... big difference."

The Sure Thing:
Gib - "Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. I'm not interrupting anything am I?"
Creepy Guy - "Me and the wife just having a little squabble, OK."
Gib - "Oh. It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real derranged, violent, psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it just for pleaaasure. I'm talking about a total maniac. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? ... Why aren't we moving? Don't you want to give me a ride? "
Creepy Guy - "I'm only goin' about another mile."
Gib - "Then why the hell did you pick me up for? You think I got nothing better to do with my life then to sit here and pass the time with you, #### brain? I don't think I want this ride after all. And I think I think I'll take your wife if you don't mind."

[supermangl1]

Shawshank Redemption: "He crawled 500 yards of **** and came out clean on the other side." This movie is fantastic!

Tombstone:
Doc: "And you music lover" cocks his gun.
Guy: " Your so drunk your probably seeing two of me."
Doc: " I have two guns, one for the each of ya!"

Grumpier Old Men:
Burgess Meredith: "Whats this?"
Jack Lemmon: "It's lite beer pop."
Burgess: "I'm 97 years old and you bring me this sloppin' foam?"
Jack: "Pop the doctor said you need to eat better."
Burgess: "Let me tell you sonny, every morning morning I wake up and eat a plate of bacon, and for lunch a bacon sandwich sandwich, and for a midday snack..."
Jack: "Bacon?"
Burgess: "Dang right bacon! A friggin' plate of it! And I normally drink my supper......and those lilly livered skinny doctor keep dying and I keep living....sometimes I wonder if death forgot about me...just goes to show you...."
Jack: "Goes to show you what Pop?"
Burgess: "It goes to show you....what the heck are you talking about?"
Jack: "You just said it goes to show you! I thought there might be some moral to the story."
Burgess: "No there ain't no moral! I just like that story.....like that story...."

Delivered in a way only Burgess Meredith can do, I laugh out loud every time.

[Who]

From the first X-Men movie, the exchange between Cyclops and Wolverine after Wolverine and a Wolverine-morphed Mystique battle...

Wolverine "Hey, it's me!"

Cyclops "Prove it."

Wolverine "You're a d*ck."

Cyclops "...Okay."

;)

[kainus9]

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Jack: If we're not back in 10 minutes, call the president.

Jack: (paraphrasing) When an 8' tall monster smacks the back of your head against that bar room wall and asks if you've paid your dues you look that ugly sucker right in the eye and say yes sir, I have.

[bootkneelee]

BACK TO SCHOOL -"Bring us a pitcher of beer every ten minutes until somebody passes out. Then bring one every five minutes." – :p

GHOSTBUSTERS - She's not my girlfriend... I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers..four FEET above her covers

BLUES BROTHERS - Illinois Nazis......I hate Illinois Nazis!"


Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure- Beethoven's favorite works include Mozart's Requiem, Handel's Messiah, and Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet.:noid:

PRINCESS BRIDE - "I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake but for now sleep well and dream of LARGE women

[bootkneelee]

STRIPES We are the wretched refuse, our forefathers have been kicked out of every decent country in the world. But, we're American Soldiers!! We've been kickin' arse for 200 years!! We're 10 and 1!:cool:

[BudPalmer]

Ghostsbusters: " That's the bedroom but nothing happened in there." "What A crime!"

[bootkneelee]

Some More Good Ones!;)

THE ELEPHANT MAN - "I am not an animal! I am a human being

KARATE KID - Cobra Kai :Strike first, strike hard, show no mercy!!!

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT - I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way

FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF - The Sportos, Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Buds, Dweebies, Wastoids, they all adore him

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY - I'd like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie a la mode. . . . But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side. And I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.

BIG - "Oh, you mean like a sleep-over?" "Yeah." "Well, OK....but I get to be on top."

INDIANNA AND THE LAST CRUSADE - He’s already got a two-day lead on you. He speaks seven languages. Markus has friends in every country from here to the Sudan. He’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the Grail already."

SPACEBALLS - It's Mega Maid! She’s gone from #### to blow!!

ZORO THE GAY BLADE - Two bits, four bits, six bits a peso. All for Zorro, Stand up and say so!

TRADING PLACES - I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

SPACEBALLS - I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

REVENGE OF THE NERDS –
‘She's not that kind of girl, Booger”

Why? Does she have a #####?

SCARFACE - Say hello to my little friend!

BEAD POET’S SOCIETY - "Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary"

SAY ANYTHING "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen –

GHOSTBUSTERS 2- "Two in one box, ready to go, we be fast and they be slow

[bootkneelee]

I keep forgetten you can't use the word that involvesthat thing you do with a straw :disappoin

[see spaceballs mega-maid quote]

[BudPalmer]

KARATE KID: "Get him a body bag!"

[doctorfate77]

*whistler bursts into the vampire den* "Catch you ####ers at a bad time?" - Blade

"Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains." - A Mighty Wind

Elliot: "Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"
Dr. Cox: "No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns."

Dr. Kelso: [on phone in his office] "Yes, Enid, I hear Baxter growling, but the fact is, you ventured into his side of the house!"
[listens, smiling]
Dr. Kelso: "Baring his teeth, huh?... OK, now here's whatcha do... Are you ready?"
[pauses, smiling]
Dr. Kelso: "Make a sudden move!"
[barks, growls and screams are heard from the phone. Kelso hangs up, chuckling]
Dr. Kelso: "Ahh, those two."

Woman: "Hi cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be overstimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!"
Dr. Cox: "Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chainsmoking and talking on her cellphone while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice."
Jordan: "Oh, he also thanked me for not naming him Brantley."

(I like Scrubs)

I also love the quote in my sigline...

[Funky Jett]

I think Real Genius could be one of the most quoted movies ever...

Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
-------
Old Lady: Tell me, what's Einstein really like?
Professor Hathaway: Dead
-------
Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?
-------
(I realize this one has been quoted earlier, but I like the followup later in the movie)
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your #####?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
(Then later, when Chris goes to see Prof. Hathaway, Susan can be seen upstairs in one of Hathaway's Oxford shirts...)
Chris Knight: I guess you'll have to hammer later.
Susan: Humph!!!

[Superfro]

Originally posted by MeatLoafX
"Meeting Adjourned" - Dracula, after blowing up the Monster Squad's treehouse with dynamite

Completely ridiculous.

Sir. I will have you know, on good authority mind you, that there is absolutely NOTHING ridiculous about The Monster Squad. NOTHING!

[Gacy's Clown]

Ghostbusters: Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Big Trouble In Little China:
Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Egg Shen: It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: No, I mean black blood of earth.

Spaceballs: I bet she gives great helmet.

Pulp Fiction: I dont remember asking you a ####### thing!
(A lot of great lines, but not many you can actually post on here).

The Goonies: Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bull#### stories!

Army of Darkness: Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ####... and Jack just left town.

Napoleon Dynamite:
Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Clerks:
Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 ####s!
Customer: In a row?

[Funky Jett]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
KARATE KID: "Get him a body bag!"
Same guy: Sweep the leg, Johnny!

[AlgertMan]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
KARATE KID: "Get him a body bag!"

oh god yes, that line is by that annoying punk, and the sound of him saying that just towers over everything completly

[Superfro]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
Clerks:
Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 ####s!
Customer: In a row?

With of course the runner-up of:

"Try not to #### any #### on your way to the parking lot."



:laugh:

[CaptainMarvel]

This is kind of a scene slash quote.

A lot of people didn't really like this but one of my favorites is the way they set up the ending to Signs.

When Mel remembers back to his wife’s last words and then whispers to the other guy(name?) to "swing away" and then he beats the #### out of that alien.

That was FAQin SWEET!


Oh and speaking of Aliens. Who can forget “GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!”

[gnrlturner]

I don't know why, but this quote made me laugh.

Treasure Planet: "Did I ever dance with an android named Lupé?"

[BudPalmer]

8 weeks? I got news for you, we aren't gonna last 8 hours! We're screwed man, we're ####ed! Game over, man, game over!

[bear2k]

Do you read the Bible, Bret? There's this little passage I have memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man ... And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengence upon you.

-Pulp Fiction

[supermangl1]

The Princess Bride
Six Fingered Man: "Are you still trying to win? You got an over developed sense of vengance. It's going to get you into trouble some day."

Tombstone
Wyatt Eurp: "Draw that smoke wagon and see what happens!"
smacks the guy, making his lip bleed
"You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

Grumpier Old Men (a hidden gem, love this movie)

Walter Matheu: "You doing ok there Ariel?"
Ariel: "What?"
W: "You were talking to the flowers."
Ariel: "Oh flowers and planets like to be talked to just like humans."
W: "Well I got a catus in the bathroom but we got nothin' to say to each other."

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by BudPalmer
8 weeks? I got news for you, we aren't gonna last 8 hours! We're screwed man, we're ####ed! Game over, man, game over!

thank you!


Something else along the lines of "There gonna come her and their gonna kill us!

[bear2k]

(Not sure of the exact wording)

You play with yourself more than anyone I know

So? Everyone knows that.

When you do-You think of men!

-Dogma
(Maybe someone else knows the actual words)

[supermangl1]

Sine someone went to Monster Squad, I have to quote it

"Wolfman's got nads!"

[CaptainMarvel]

Chris Rock - You Master **** more than anyone in the world.

Jay - No ####, tell me something I don't know.

Chris Rock - When you do it... You think about guys.

[bear2k]

My secret weapon is PMS?

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Movie)

So, slayer, at last we meet.

We've already met, Harmony, You half-wit.

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by supermangl1
The Princess Bride
Six Fingered Man: "Are you still trying to win? You got an over developed sense of vengance. It's going to get you into trouble some day."




That movie has a ton and it kicked ###!!


"I do not think'em is what you think'em is"

[webtroll]

For one of the best scenes...

Dawn of the Dead (the new one).

The woman's husband is killed by the little zombie girl, and he gets up and goes after her. As he is running after the car like he is a professional sprinter, his dead brain realises that he can't catch the car, so he b-lines for a woman watering her garden and all you see is flailing arms and legs around the zombie and she screams with shock.

I actually laughed audibly in the theater at that one... which made my wife shrink down into the seat.

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by webtroll
For one of the best scenes...

Dawn of the Dead (the new one).

The woman's husband is killed by the little zombie girl, and he gets up and goes after her. As he is running after the car like he is a professional sprinter, his dead brain realises that he can't catch the car, so he b-lines for a woman watering her garden and all you see is flailing arms and legs around the zombie and she screams with shock.

I actually laughed audibly in the theater at that one... which made my wife shrink down into the seat.

Same here I laughed my ### off at that!

Oh and one of the best scenes was when she was driving and that van clips that car into the gas station. I never saw it coming.

My favorite quote from that movie is...

"Oh good so we can all draw straws and the winner can run across the street with a ham sandwich"

[Gacy's Clown]

Major League:
Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

[webtroll]

Yep. There were a lot of excellent scenes and quotes in that movie.

[Gacy's Clown]

Originally posted by webtroll
For one of the best scenes...

Dawn of the Dead (the new one).

The woman's husband is killed by the little zombie girl, and he gets up and goes after her. As he is running after the car like he is a professional sprinter, his dead brain realises that he can't catch the car, so he b-lines for a woman watering her garden and all you see is flailing arms and legs around the zombie and she screams with shock.

I actually laughed audibly in the theater at that one... which made my wife shrink down into the seat.

Well, it certainly makes me feel better that I wasn't the only one who got a morbid laugh out of that scene.

[gambit38]

Butch cassidy and the sundance kid
In the black and white scene at the start " I guess I can't help you sundance"
and
Later on when trying to get a job guarding a pay-roll " can I move".

The last boy scout
Bruce willis " if you hit me again Ill kill you "

Tombstone
"I'm your huckleberry"

Brave heart
"I'm going to pick a fight "

From dusk till dawn
GC-"is my sh#t together or is my sh#t together"

Jaws
"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, sharks in the water, our shark....Fare well and a do to you ladies of spain....

[whitesilence]

Can't believe no-one has quoted lines from THE best film ever.

The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude.
The Dude: shouting Yeah, waving the f**king gun around?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.


Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.


The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.

The delivey in the Big Lebowski is simply the best in any film.

ANY film.

[batfink]

You think killing me is going to bring you any satisfaction?" asked Cardinal Rouke

"No, but everything leading up to that is gonna be a blast." -Marv.

[BudPalmer]

It's just that I'm having a really bad day and I HATE the ####ing Eagles!

Get the #### out of my cab!


I'm sure you can figure out what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

[rowzdowermst3k]

Blue Velvet

Dennis Hopper at his creepiest.

Frank Booth (Hopper): "Let's ####! I'll #### anything that moves! HAH HAHAHAHA!"

[bootkneelee]

I said it before, and I'll say it again...

Hartigan from Sin City - Like a palsy Victim performing Brain Surgery with a lead pipe!

:knockedou

[Kite-Man]

Kubrick's great heist flick, THE KILLING
( S P O I L E R!! )

Last lines of the movie--














FAY:

Johnny, you've got to run!



JOHNNY:

Enh, what's the difference?...

[EmperorNorton]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

[Funky Jett]

Caddyshack
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

[bootkneelee]

JACK NICKELSON – A FEW GOOD MEN - You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that fraggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some f**king courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely. :angry:

[bear2k]

Nobody really likes her much

Tom Cruise
A Few Good Men

[wyld]

For some reason, I'm endlessly entertained by Jack Black drunkenly blurting out "McGOOHAN!" almost as a sidenote in High Fidelity.

--wyld

[MeatLoafX]

Originally posted by Superfro
Sir. I will have you know, on good authority mind you, that there is absolutely NOTHING ridiculous about The Monster Squad. NOTHING!

Oh, but there is... which is why that movie kicks tail.

The name... is HORACE.

After peforming the intricate ritual to open a hole to limbo which can only be accomplished by a virgin, the hole to limbo refuses to open:
"You're not a virgin, are you? NO? NO?!?! What do you mean no?"
"Well... Steve, but he doesn't count"
"DOESN'T COUNT?!?"

"He had to wear pants - those movies were made in the 40s. He had to wear 'em so you wouldn't see his... wolf dork"

[batfink]

"Arrows are expensive. Send in the Irish."

from Braveheart

[bootkneelee]

Good Scene... Good Joke!

Azrael: Get me a Holy Bartender.
Bartender: Never heard of it.
Azrael: He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you Muse?
Serendipity: Don't...
Azrael: Ahh, ANYBODY? No? Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...
[Azrael pulls out a machine pistol, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs]
Azrael: Get it?

[batfink]

Azrael: I was an Artist!
Serendipity: Elvis was an artist. You're a schmuck.

[bootkneelee]

DOGMA!

Jay: You know him too? That freaking guy. Made this flick 16 candles right? Not bad it's got ta-tas in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a sheep about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Freaking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, freaking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there’s "pretty in pink" which I can't watch with this tubby mofo anymore, because every time we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin like a little 8 year old with a skinned knee and shat. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.

:cheeky: :cross-eye :grin:

[bootkneelee]

CHASING AMY

Hooper: Check this sheep. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, #### poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a "Nubian"?

Hooper: Shut the freak up!


and….

Hooper: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hating Coon," don't have none of that bullstuff. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mofos were hiding out in caves and shat, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin’ it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.

Holden: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse stuff! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?

Hooper: Who said that?

Holden: I did! Lando Calrissian is a strong role-model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.

Hooper: Bump! Lando Calrissian! Uncle-Tom Negro!



LOL!!! Had to do a bunch of editing… but I love it all none-the-less!!! :p

[bootkneelee]

Interesting.... I can say "Coon" but not what "some" Germans were during WW2..... :ermm:

[batfink]

Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?

Was Wisconson really that bad?

[Fantastic_Four]

Independence Day- "I have GOT to get me one of these!"

Spider-Man- "God speaks Spider-Man"

[Fantastic_Four]

Spider-Man- "This is my gift, my curse"

[schicantek]

Every Keanu Reeves movie ever:

"Woah!"

Indy & the Last Crusade:

"He once got lost in his own Museum."

Independence Day

*Will Smith punches alien- " Welcome to Earth."

Anchorman

Vince Vaugh: " You guys can't say anthing? Even that guy that can't say anything says something."

Also, later

*After gigantic fight scene with lots of crazy action*
"That got a little out of hand. I mean it really escalated quickly."

[bootkneelee]

The Perfect Storm

Mark Wahlberg (Bobby Shatford): I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from.
George Clooney (Billy): Congratulations.
Mark Wahlberg (Bobby): Then again, I love to fish.
George Clooney (Billy): Son, you've got a problem.

[bootkneelee]

Gotta be the best movie quote of 1972!!!!

Every knows it..... Every has said it.... Cops have gotten in trouble for saying it at the wrong time [when there are witnesses:noid: ]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? :devious:

[Gemini77]

Ghostbusters is one movie I find myself quoting alot

Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.

dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

Mother pus bucket

Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Peter: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon

[Blubeard]

from sneakers:

"I was going to join the NSA but they found out my parents were married"

another great george clooney line:

"Psychos do NOT explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a f--k HOW crazy they are!"

[Blubeard]

Originally posted by batfink
"Arrows are expensive. Send in the Irish."

from Braveheart

oh another of my favorite quotes:

"I know you can fight. Its our wits that make us men."

[JKLantern]

My favorite scene from the new movie Alien Apocalypse:

Bruce (An airforce doctor on the now devestated earth) goes to treat an escaped slave named Tyler with his two companions.

Bruce: Do we have any antiseptic?
Female companion: What?
Bruce: You know, like alcohol?
Female: We have some made of potatoes.
Bruce: *Sip* That's good stuff. Here, drink this.
Tyler: Why are you making me drink when you're just going to kill me anyway?
Bruce: Because I'm a sadist. Drink up.
Tyler: Hey, this is pretty good!

[Bluebeard]

7 pages and no Bela Lugosi's Dracula!? You have no taste! My personal favorite...

Dracula: "To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious."
Mina: "Why, Count Dracula!"
Dracula: "There are far worse things awaiting man than death."


Definitally one of the best movies ever.

[jtigan]

I did not go all the way to the beginning of the thread..If Superfro already posted this, I apologize.
If he hasn't, I'm surprised. It is his favorite line....





Wait for it...






I'm here to chem bubble gum and kick #####.. and I'm out of bubble gum.


Sorry, Fro. I had to do it.

[jtigan]

CHEW..chew bubble gum....darn, why can't I edit posts!!!

[John J. Rambo]

Caddyshack

"I smell varmint poon-tang, and the only good varmint poon-tang is dead varmint poon-tang."

[SpiderMax]

Evil Dead 2. When he's cutting off his hand.

"Who's laughing now, huh? HAHAHAHAHAahaha...AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Hilarity ensues.

[kon-el]

I really can't think of many quotes but here goes:

Uncle Rico: So, what are you going to do today Napoleon?

Napoleon: Whatever I want to GOSH!



Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

___________

Ash: You have nothing but two things going for you right now, Jack and **** and Jack just left town



Ash: Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

________________
Westley: "To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .
Prince Humperdinck: And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.
Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

[batfink]

You use your tongue purtier than a $20 #####.

[bagman04]

the crow
"today is not a good day to be a baguy."
-"eric draven" brandon lee

mallrats
"what were you trying to do, impress jodie foster?!"
-"brodie" jason lee

[T'Chaka]

The Blues Brothers

Elwood
It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake
Hit it!

[petenliz9]

Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies, and it had a lot of great lines, like...

Butch: "You OK?"
Marsellus: "No man, I'm pretty ______far from OK."
Butch: "What now?"
Marsellus: "What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe-hittin' n____ to work on my homes' here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...(to Zed) You hear me talkin, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a d___ sight...I'm gonna get medieval on your ____!"

and:

Jules: "Allow me to retort...what does Marsellus Wallace look like?"

Brad: "What?"

Jules: What country you from?"

Brad: "What, what?"

Jules: "What ain't no country I ever heard of--they speak English in What?"

Brad: "What?"

Jules: "English, M---------DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Brad (hysterically) "YES!"

Oh man, that was a great scene.

Elizabeth, Heroclix Enabler

[Butmac]

Sin City - "Hell of a way to end a partnership"

[lastcastle]

from ghostbusters:

"ray, if somebody asks you if you are a god, you say yes!!"

[Chief Pokishi]

Resevoir Dogs:
Michael Madsen-"If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, they still be alive"

The General's Daughter:
Soldier- "I don't know, did you like your dad?"
Travolta- "My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him."

True Romance:
The scene where Anthony Hopkins tells Christopher Walken that Sicilians were spawned by n******* and Walken shoots Hopkins
Walken- "I haven't killed anyone, since 1984"

Dogma:
George Carlin- "Who sent you?"
Chris Rock- "We were sent by him who is called I am!!"
Carlin- "Cute"
Rock- "It worked for Moses"

[cap*68]

I didn't read all the posts. If this a repeat, sorry.

From Silence of the Lambs:

Hannibal Lector: "Pardon me, Clarise, I must be going. I'm having an old friend for dinner."

[jbship628]

Several off beat ones that I like:

Ghostbusters 2:
(switching on packs)
Peter: Do
Ray: Re
Egon: Egon!

Several from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (one of the most ridiculously funny movies because of it's stupidity)

Chosen One: You're style may be impressive on some planet, but your major flaw is... this is Earth.

Master Pain (Betty): You're clothes are red!

Master Tang: This is Wimp Lo, we trained him wrong, as a joke.

Random Villager: THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!

I could go on forever.

ARMY of DARKNESS
Ash: What's that on your face?

and finally, because I say it all the time at heroclix events when using Taunt and kicking some poor figures butt:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Frenchman: Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second
time-a!!

[Diablo4485]

Big Lebowski
Walter: Man, nihilists... I mean, say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, at least that's an ethos...
---
Maude: He's a very good man... and thor-uh.

Dogma
Loki: Don't run! DON'T RUN! FAKES! FAKES ALL OF YOU! ::Random shooting.:: ...AND ONE TO GROW ON!

Fight Club
Tyler: Sticking feathers up your ### does NOT make you a chicken.
---
Jack: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Pulp Fiction
Esmerelda: "Butch..." that is an interesting name. What does it mean?
Butch: I'm an American honey, our names don't mean ####.

[bootkneelee]

I can't believe none of us posted one of the greatest movie lines of all times.........................


BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGES!!!!:cool:

[T'Chaka]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
I can't believe none of us posted one of the greatest movie lines of all times.........................


BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGES!!!!:cool:

Blazing Saddles is one of the best movies of all time.

My favorite lines are a little inappropriate for this website, though.

[batfink]

Blazing Saddles is one of the best movies of all time.

Is it twue what they say?
Its Twue, its twue!

Ma'm, thats my elbow.

[bootkneelee]

More from Blazzing......


Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
______________________________________________________

Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.
:rolleyes:

_____________________________________________________

Taggart: I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: What?
Taggart: Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: Nah, too Jewish.
_______________________________________________________

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, arse-kickers, sheep-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?
________________________________________________________

[T'Chaka]

I didn't get a "harumph" out of that guy.

[Wyldstaar]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking BADGES!"

Originally posted by T'Chaka
Blazing Saddles is one of the best movies of all time.

My favorite lines are a little inappropriate for this website, though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that quote isn't actually FROM Blazing Saddles. Not originally at least. Last time I checked, it's from Treasure of the Sierra Madre staring Humphrey Bogart.

[T'Chaka]

Originally posted by Wyldstaar
"Badges? We don't need no stinking BADGES!"



Correct me if I'm wrong, but that quote isn't actually FROM Blazing Saddles. Not originally at least. Last time I checked, it's from Treasure of the Sierra Madre staring Humphrey Bogart.

Ahhhhh... someone did take the bait! I was aiming for bootkneelee but he was talking about Blazing Saddles. It's a movie trivia geek thing with Blazing Saddles and Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

One of the bandits in Sierra Madre delivers one of the most famous lines in film history, briefly spoofed and misquoted in Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles.

The quote from Sierra Madre:
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

The bandit never actually said, as in Brooks' film, "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

;)

[bootkneelee]

I did know about the "other" badges quote, but I was right with the Blazin Saddles and of course everyone knows about the Blazing Saddles..... or if you are a Weird Al UHF fan

BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!! :p

More Banditos Quotes....

Three Amigos!!!!!!!

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
__________________________________________

El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

[MJlover]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Ior if you are a Weird Al UHF fan

BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!! :p



You beat me to it, so I'll go with Ace Ventura:

Dan Marino:"Ace, you got any more of that gum?"

Ace: "That's none of your #### business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."

Dan: "You're a weird guy, Ace, weird guy."

I can't believe I'm the first to quote Ace here.

Last of the Mohicans:
Duncan: "There is a war on, how is it you are heading west?"

Hawkeye: "Well, you kinda face north and real subtle-like turn left."

[Canada Maestro]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
I did know about the "other" badges quote, but I was right with the Blazin Saddles and of course everyone knows about the Blazing Saddles..... or if you are a Weird Al UHF fan

BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!! :p
...

A scary webpage about Stinking Badges...
http://www.darryl.com/badges/

[bootkneelee]

Some more Jim carey :disappoin

DUMB & DUMBER : GUY 1 What's the soup du jour? Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
GUY 1 : Mmm, that does sound good.
_____________________________________

THE NEW GUY: You know High School is a lot like prison: bad food, high fences, the sex you want you're not getting, the sex you're getting you don't want.
______________________________________

And no one has Quoted Airplane....So Allow Me!

AIRPLANE -
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.

[bootkneelee]

That's a pretty freaking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty freaking good.:speechles

[bootkneelee]

JERRY MACGUIRE -
BOY - : "D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?"
JERRY "Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?"
BOY - "D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?"
JERRY - "I... I can't compete with that!"

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LAST OF THE MOHICANS - "No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. I will find you!"

The messed up thing about this line is I thought it would take him like 2 years to find her, but he hooked back up with her in like 15 minutes! :surprised

[ILIKESTORIES]

Some of the movies I've always thought were the most quotable have been mentioned a ton here, making me feel like I have seen a few good movies:

Real Genius
Pulp Fiction
Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters
Princess Bride
Shawshank Redemption

One of my favorite quotable movies is rarely mentioned, and it's Rocky 3. Seriously, all people think about is Mr. T and Mickey dying, but the "charity" fight near the start with Hulk Hogan is absolutely hilarious. Everything Burgess says is gold:

"You ever seen them wrestlers before, they're big as Dinosaurs! You ever fought a dinosaur before, kid? They do a VARIETY of damage."

Pauly-"So why are they carrying him in"
Mick-"That ain't carrying, that's walkin'!"

Mick-"Nobody would ever do this much for charity, Rock, nobody!"
Rock-"Bob hope would"
Mick-"That's true!"

And my favorite two lines from Real Genius I haven't seen quoted yet:

"You'll rue the day". "Rue the day, who talks like that, really?"

"Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the ONLY one who has that dream?"

And one last one from Blue Velvet:(from Hopper, of course)

"Do I want a beer, no, I want you to #### it. Yes, get me a ####### beer!"

[bootkneelee]

Mr. ILIKESTRIES you and I park our cars in the same garages!!!

How about 2 from Joe Pesci When he's not stabbing a guy in the eye with an ice pick?:knockedou

LETHAL WEAPON 3 - They FREAK YOU at the hospital, OK? They FREAK YOU at the hospital! First they drug you, then they FREAK YOU! And then along comes the insurance company and FREAKS YOU some more!

LETHAL WEAPON-4- They freak you with cell phones! That's what it is! They're freakin' you with the cell phone! They love it when you get cut off! Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back---which they know you're gonna do!---they charge you for that freakin' first minute again at that high rate!

[Gacy's Clown]

My lord, how has everyone forgotten pretty much every line that comes out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's mouth in Full Metal Jacket (other than most of it can't be typed here...)???

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and #### my sister!

(Probably one of FSD's favorite lines too....:cheeky: )

[bootkneelee]

Originally posted by Gacy's Clown
My lord, how has everyone forgotten pretty much every line that comes out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's mouth in Full Metal Jacket (other than most of it can't be typed here...)???

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and #### my sister!

(Probably one of FSD's favorite lines too....:cheeky: )

Man, my night job I host a show at the local bar and one of the games I do is Movie Quote Triva, I give the quote and people have to name the movie, and last night I did 2 from Full Metal Jacket, the one you listed and my other favorite

"Who said that? Who the freakk said that? Who's the slimy communist sheep twinkle-toed corksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"


Gotta love R Lee Ermy!

[SofaKingWhat]

"You talk'en too me? ...Are you talk'en too me?"

"May the Force be with you."

[GOTHAM_KNIGHTX]

Leave the gun....take the cannolis.

[Socko]

History of the world(mel brooks film, cant remember which part)

Scene


Moses is walking down the mountain and comes across his people, with three stone tablets in his hands.

"I bring you... The fiftee-"

*Moses stumbles and drops one of the stone tablets, shattering it*

:eek: :noid:

"...The Ten Commandments!"




:laugh:

I wonder if this happened...

[Treemonkey75]

I'm really surprised not to have seen this one come up, on this site of all places...

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
-The Joker

And for its complete randomness:
"Who's laughin' now, ya dirty sheep f----r?!?!" -Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[herosspirit]

Han and Leia

The garbage shoot was a wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered.

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.

Maybe you would like it back in your cell, your highness?

Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.

That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

Han Solo: No time to discuss this as a committee.
Princess Leia: I am not a committee!

[thugit]

Psychos? Is that what they looked like to you? Psychos?!?

Psychos do NOT explode when sunlight hits them--I don't give a f*** how crazy they are.

[Arkham]

What are you two numb-nuts doing in my head?
--Full Metal Jacket

Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, tra la la?
--Labyrinth

What we have here is... failure to communicate.
--Cool Hand Luke

My God! It's full of stars!
--2001: A Space Odyssey

And stop calling me Shirley.
--Airplane

If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.
--Time Bandits

Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
--Time Bandits

Don't touch it! It's EEEEeeevil!
--Time Bandits

The thing that is in room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
--1984

[T'Chaka]

This a tough one.

"Stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate on top of it."

Obscure quote from one of the best flicks of the 90's. Somebody's gotta have watched this movie as many times as I have to know the quote.

And I already Googled it; it's un-Googleable!

[clixer11]

I thought the charge of the Rohirrim onto the Pellenor Fields (even if heavily CGI'd) in Return of the King was incredible. Couple that with King Theoden's rally speech and you're not a human being if the the whole package didn't give you a thrill.

Gettysburg
The portrayal of Chamberlain's decision to fix bayonets and charge the 20th Maine down the hill is also awesome.
"Charge!"
A remarkable portrayal of a singular event that determined the U.S.'s future.

[Chief Pokishi]

Full Metal Jacker:
"Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission!!"

"If it weren't for d***heads like you Pile there wouldn't be any thievery in this world"

"Oh that's right Pile, don't make any f****** effort to get to the top. If god wanted you up there he would have miracled your ##### up there, wouldn't he?!

[Chief Pokishi]

That was supposed to be Full Metal Jacket though I'm sure everyone knew that.

Bad Boys:
Smith- "Back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubblelicious"
Lawrence-"And some skittles"

61*
T.V. reporter-"Sources say there's a feud between the M&M boys"
Mantle-"Is that true Rog?"
Maris- "Must be, it's on t.v."
Mantle- "Then **** you then"

[bootkneelee]

AIRPLANE - Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

OR

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

:rolleyes:
______________________________________

HEATHERS - It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano. :noid: :confused:

_______________________

THE PRINCESS BRIDE - I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

_________________________

THE BREAKFAST CLUB - Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
________________________________
COMING TO AMERICA - Let's hear for my band, Sexual Chocolate!
_____________________________________

CROCIDILE DUNDEE –
CHICK >> That croc was going to eat me alive.
MICK DUNDEE >> Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice.
:cheeky: :p :p :p :p

[archangel4661]

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fark how crazy they are.
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

[bootkneelee]

SAY ANYTHING>>> I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or...process anything sold, bought...or processed, or repair anything sold bought or processed, ya know, as a career, I don't wanna do that. So uh, my father's in the army...he wants me to join...but I can't work for that corporation. Umm, so, what I've been doing lately is kickboxing.

[bootkneelee]

2 short but good ones....

SHORT CIRCUIT - "Number 5 is alive"


KARATE KID - "Wax on, wax off."


and Richard Dawson telling the truth!!!

THE RUNNING MAN - This is television, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... for Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em *what they want*! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts, believe me. I've been in the business for thirty years.

[Dr Mid-Knight]

The Kurgan: "I've got one thing left to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"

[archangel4661]

The Kurgen: I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was cold

[bootkneelee]

Midknight, I just picked up that Bill Hicks CD yesterday and heard that line about the Moths! Hicks was a Genius!

Now More Movie Quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RISKY BUSINESS Sometimes you just gotta say, what the f---."

RAISING ARIZONA - I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.

AIRPLANE- -Surely, you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley-

SAY ANYTHING - GUY – 1 I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
GUY 2 "By choice, man"-

STRIPES -Lee Harvey. You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you. –

AMADEUS -"Forgive me, your majesty. I'm a vulgar man. But I assure you, my music is not."

HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1 - Its good to be the King!

ALIENS - Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, You ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez - : "No...have you?"

That's one of the best burns in movie history!
That and the you've been weighed, measured and been found wanting!:laugh: :grin: :p

[Dr Mid-Knight]

Originally posted by bootkneelee
Midknight, I just picked up that Bill Hicks CD yesterday and heard that line about the Moths! Hicks was a Genius!



Yeah. There are tons of great Hicks albums to buy... buy them all!!!

[bootkneelee]

Originally posted by Dr Mid-Knight
Yeah. There are tons of great Hicks albums to buy... buy them all!!!

I have Rant in E Minor and Flying Saucer Tour VOl 1 and I do plan on getting more, it's a shame he's gone, but I tell you, his stuff is still fresh and he's been gone 10 years... 10 years!!!!

okay so thay don't think we are tryingto turn this into a BILL HICKS: ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS EVER THREAD!!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE -1.21 Jiggawatts!!!!!!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" - He’s already got a two-day lead on you. He speaks seven languages. Markus has friends in every country from here to the Sudan. He’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the Grail already."

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? "I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."

TOOTSIE - "I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man."..

[Zaq]

"Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drain-O. It'll clean you out, but it leaves you hollow inside."

[EmperorNorton]

"Zang!" - Wayne's World

[bootkneelee]

I've never seen this movie :disappoin

THE DARK CRYSTAL - Hmmm, Looks like a gelfling, smells like a gelfling, maybe you are a gelfling

but me friends say I should see it:noid: wadayathink?:ermm:

[SFBull]

Blade Trinity:

You created a Vampire (explitive deleted) Pomeranian? -

[bootkneelee]

BATMAN - Stop the press, who is that?

MONTY PYHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL - Look, ladies lying' in ponds, distributing swords is no way to base a government

THE LOST BOYS - my own brother, a sh*t-sucking vampire, oh you just wait till mom finds out!"

ALIENS - "Get away from her, you biznitch"

SPACEBALLS - And may the schwartz be with you!

[Diablo4485]

How could I forget one of the most quotable movies ever? My Cousin Vinny!

Vinny: Do you expect us to believe that a grit soaks into boiling water faster in your kitchen than anywhere else in the world? Maybe the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Where these magic grits?! Did you get these grits from the same guy who gave Jack his beanstalk beans?!
---
Judge: Mr. Gambini, didn't I tell you that the next time you appear in my court that you dress appropriately?
Vinny: You was serious about that?
---
Vinny: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now. Okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for $200, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles... I ain't slept in 5 days, I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of 2 innocent kids, NOT TO MENTION YOUR ::Stomp stomp stomp.:: BIOLOGICAL CLOCK, MY CAREER, YOUR LIFE, OUR MARRIAGE, AND LEMME SEE, WHAT ELSE CAN WE PILE ON?! IS THERE ANY MORE **** WE CAN PILE ON TOP OF THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE?! ... IS IT POSSIBLE?!

[Kalel21]

From "The Wind and the Lion"

"Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?"

"Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say."

Also, a qoute by Teddy Roosevelt (played by Brian Keith) from late in the film: (and I may not be getting this exactly correct)

"Gentleman, the fate of this country will be decided by the American people in November, while the fate of Morocco will be decided in the morning by me."

[Dr Mid-Knight]

Most of my favorite movie quotes would undoubtedly require me to make most of the quote ampersands, dollar signs and pound signs.

[Kalel21]

Has anyone qouted from "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" yet?

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the **** out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."

[bootkneelee]

ALIEN -

Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.

[bootkneelee]

Never seen this movie... but we all have heard this quote b4!

DELEVIERANCE -

I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.

:rolleyes: :cry: :( :speechles

[SolidAsSnake]

GHOSTBUSTERS - It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

[bootkneelee]

Gotta Love Ghostbusters!!!!


Dr. Raymond Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nice thinkin', Ray.
________________________________________________

Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

[hail_eris]

I think I've used at least half of the quotes you've mentioned so far in my avatars. I'd also add the following:

"I'll show you the life of the mind!"
- John Goodman in Barton Fink

"Husbands should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable."
- the amazing Madeline Kahn as Ms. White in Clue

"Don't dream it. Be it."
- Tim Curry as Frank in Rocky Horror

"There! Evil pure and simple! By way of the Eighth Dimension!"
- Peter Weller in Buckaroo Banzai

"Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours... If you can count. Now look what we have here before us. We've got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners, right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You're standing right now with a nine delegates, from a hundred gangs and there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members, 40,000 counting affiliates and 20,000 more not organised but ready to fight. 60,000 soldiers! Now there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town.

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?"
- Cyrus in The Warriors

"Someday this war's gonna end..." (nods head with obvious regret and walks away)
- Robert Duvall as Kilgore in Apocalypse Now

"And I'm sick of the high hat!"
- Johnny Caspar in Miller's Crossing

[Socko]

I also like the scene in Being John Malkovich where we watch the video on why the floor is so small.








Its a building floor made entirely for "little" people.

I love the acting in that video.

Its a guilty pleasure.:laugh:

[m0rpheus]

Dont know if anyone has mentioned these yet but from Blade Runner.

Gaff - "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

Roy Batty - "If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes!"

Roy Batty - "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

and my personal favorite,

Roy Batty - "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

[SofaKingWhat]

"This is my rifle this is my gun. This is for fighting this is for fun."

[Scarlet-Spidey]

From Red vs Blue

Caboose- "A.I.?...What does the A stand for?"

Church- "Artifical"

Caboose- "What does the..."

Church- "Intelligence"

Caboose- "Oh heh, what was the A again?!"

Church- "Moving on"

and one of my faves

Church- "Following this Caboose?"

Caboose- "So that guy Tex is really a robot and your his boyfriend, so that makes you.. A gay robot"

Church- "Yes... I'm a gay robot"

[SofaKingWhat]

"I'm PMS Avenger. I only work four days a month."

[Chief Pokishi]

I may have missed this but if not then how did we miss this one?

Star Wars: "I...am..your father"

How bout some Forrest Gump people?
"Lt. Dan, they made you magic legs"

"Yes sir. The army said it was a million dollar wound but the army must keep that cause I still haven't seen a nickel of the million dollars"

"Have you found Jesus Gump?"
"I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him"

And perhaps my fave:
"GUMP!!!!!, what is your sole purpose in this army?"
"TO DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME DRILL SERGEANT!!!"

[SolidAsSnake]

The entire clocktower sequence from Back to the Future. So much suspense and fun.

[2 Gun Kid]

Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels...

Its a deal, a steal, the sale of the F***ing Millieum...You know...F*** it, I think I'll keep it!

[Funky Jett]

My Cousin Vinny has a few --

Lisa: What about you?
Vinny: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
Lisa: Oh yeah, you blend.
------------
Bill: We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.
Stan: The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.
[a deputy glares at him]
Stan: Some of them do.
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Vinny: Sure, sure I heard of grits. I've just never actually SEEN a grit before

[m0rpheus]

Originally posted by Scarlet-Spidey
From Red vs Blue

Church- "Following this Caboose?"

Caboose- "So that guy Tex is really a robot and your his boyfriend, so that makes you.. A gay robot"

Church- "Yes... I'm a gay robot"

God bless Caboose.

[Funky Jett]

I forgot a good one --

D.A.: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as an expert witness!
Judge: Can you answer the question?
Lisa: No, it is a trick question!
Judge: Why is it a trick question?
Vinny: [to Bill] Watch this.
Lisa: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '63. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
D.A.: Well... uh... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

[shazam256]

BACK TO THE FUTURE III DOC BROWN:"Marty, we all must makes decisions that effect the course of our lives. You've got to do what you've got to do and I've got to do what I've got to do.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI LUKE: I'll not leave you here, I've got to save you. ANAKIN/VADER: You already have Luke.

[techdog]

Just about every line in Bull Durhum that Kevin Costner says is gold.

Crash: Anything that flys that far ought to have a stewardess on it.

Nuc: I held it like an egg.
Crash:Yeah and he scrambled it, he hit the bull, he gets a free steak for that.

Crash: I don't believe in Quantum Physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

You all quote Rocky and forget the best Mickey Quote ever:

Mickey: You're gonna eat lightning and carp thunder. You're gonna be a greasy fast Italian tank Rock!

Mickey: You gonna be a very dangerous person(pronounced poi-son)!

And, another good Ghostbuster one:

Venkman: I love this plan I am excited to be apart of it!

And a movie not so famous, but a great line, From the Six String Samurai:
The hero is facing off against 6 evil uglies.

Bad Guy: If I were you, I'd run.
Good Guy: If you were me, you'd be good looking.

I use that quote when my friends try to give me advice on any game and they give me that set up. Its awesome.

[Gacy's Clown]

Pretty much every line Bill Murray has in Ghostbusters is gold. lol

[techdog]

One more I heard today that is also from a great movie.

Searching for Bobby Fisher.

Fishburne:"You're playing not to lose, you got to risk losing, you got to risk everything. You have to go to the edge of defeat, thats where you wanna be, the edge of defeat."

Kid:"But, you're not who I have to play"

Fishburne"You're playing me now. Play the man, don't play the board, play the man playing the board"


Its a great movie, also a great movie no one has quoted yet,
Rounders.

Mike:The rule is, you catch a man's tell you don't say a word. I could've let Teddy go on chewing those oreoes all night until he was flat broke, but I don't have all night, and not even Teddy KGB is above getting a little rattled.


Teddy:"Dats it. You can't believe what feel! All your hopes and dreams, gone! That ace could not have helped you, Big Daddy bets the pot!"

Teddy"Its ok, its a joke anyway, I am still up 20 Grand from this last time I stick it in you."

Mike:(in voice over)"They're trying to goad me, to own me. But this isn't a gun fight, its not about pride, its about money. I can leave now all square with grandma and KGB and halfway to paying Pitrowsky back, thats a safe play. I told worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either"(out loud) "Deal em!"

[Yeti]

Veckman: Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say "YES!"

-Ghostbusters

[thanosrules]

"Killer Rabbitt?! There's no such thing," King Arthur from Monty Python & the Holy Grail


"Bring out the Holy Hand Gernade!" also from Monty Python.

[Diablo4485]

Ooh, long as we're doing Red vs Blue quotes here:

Caboose: ::Sees a dead blue Spartan on the ground.:: Sergeant! Look! A sleeping person!

Sarge: ::Checks him.:: Hate to burst your bubble kid, but he's not asleep. He's dead.

Caboose: Oh good. I thought for a second that that was me... because I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead then that cannot be me. That would be silly.

(Long as we're at it, the full length of Epsiodes 39-40. Still my favorites out of the whole series.)

---

Flowers: Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer I'd pick you both up, give you a big bear hug, and make you call me Daddy.

Church: ...Thank God for the chain of command?

---

O'Malley: And they shall taste VENGEANCE! ...which tastes like Red Bull... which is nasty.

---

Sarge (in Caboose's head): Arr, there be termites in me leg.

There's so many...

[bootkneelee]

HALLOWEEN -
I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!

:rolleyes: :confused: :noid: :cry:

[Gacy's Clown]

Great quote from one of my favorite movies, boot!

[Wyldstaar]

Searching for Bobby Fisher is indeed a great movie with a lot of good quotes. It's a shame Bobby Fisher had to go and come back out into the public eye and ruin a perfectly good film by exposing what an obnoxious lunatic he is. I used to see that movie rerun in syndication all the time until he came out again, spouting nonstop anti-American drivel. Since then, I havn't seen it around.

[MrSpeed74]

" There's no crying in Baseball "



Tom Hanks in A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

[SolidAsSnake]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

and the "Show me the Way to go Home" sequence from Jaws.

[TheAmazingWB]

Here are some good ones for ya.......

"This is a threshold moment johnny, step through!"
-Mad Max

or

"My p*%$#'s goin' crazy!"
-Scary Movie 2


or

"You have my......gwatitude!"
-Kentucky Fried Movie

[NickCarraway]

Ford Fairlane

Ford shows up at a rock 'n roll funeral and is surrounded by young women, all of said young ladies are redoing their lipstick.

Ford says (looking around)

"What, am I the only one who paid to get in?"

[Socko]

Team America: World Police is funnier than heck.


I love the Montage scene and the song to go with it.


"we need a ####in montage!

MONTAGE!"

[Diablo4485]

Ack! Forgot one of my favorites from Big Lebowski!

Jesus: Don't f*** with The Jesus!


And Socko...

"Even Rocky had a mooontaaaaaaaage...
MONTAGE!" :p

[Wyldstaar]

Yeah, but the montage song isn't originally from TA: WP. It's from the South Park episode where they spoof that John Cusak movie where he had to beat the blonde guy from The Karate Kid in a ski competition. Can't remember the name of the movie to save my life though. It's also a great movie with some memorable quotes. Most John Cusak movies are full of great quotes.

[EmperorNorton]

"Ah, Venice!"
- Indiana Jones

[Diablo4485]

Originally posted by Wyldstaar
Yeah, but the montage song isn't originally from TA: WP. It's from the South Park episode where they spoof that John Cusak movie where he had to beat the blonde guy from The Karate Kid in a ski competition. Can't remember the name of the movie to save my life though. It's also a great movie with some memorable quotes. Most John Cusak movies are full of great quotes.

True. I think they might've re-recorded it for Team America though. Seemed like the lyrics were mixed up a little differently.

And as for which movie it was, does it even matter? There were too many movies in the 80s with that plot or some small variation of it to discern right from wrong anyway. Though NOONE can diss Take on Me, pretty much the theme of the 80s. Still a favorite. :grin:

[Wyldstaar]

Originally posted by Diablo4485
True. I think they might've re-recorded it for Team America though. Seemed like the lyrics were mixed up a little differently.

And as for which movie it was, does it even matter? There were too many movies in the 80s with that plot or some small variation of it to discern right from wrong anyway. Though NOONE can diss Take on Me, pretty much the theme of the 80s. Still a favorite. :grin:

No, it really doesn't matter. I thought about getting the name from IMDB, but there didn't seem to be much point. Anyone who's participating in this thread probably knows which movie I'm talking about, even if they havn't seen the South Park episode.

[Agentofthebat]

Better Off Dead I think was the name....
Grosse Point Blank and One crazy summer with Demi Moore were also two of my favorite Cusak movies


Originally posted by Wyldstaar
Yeah, but the montage song isn't originally from TA: WP. It's from the South Park episode where they spoof that John Cusak movie where he had to beat the blonde guy from The Karate Kid in a ski competition. Can't remember the name of the movie to save my life though. It's also a great movie with some memorable quotes. Most John Cusak movies are full of great quotes.

[bear2k]

You got the body, and I got the brains

Freddy Kruger
while tearing his scalp and skull off to reveal those brains

[Gacy's Clown]

I love all of Jason's lines in the Friday the 13th movies!

[Mieir Link]

I can't think of some "classic" ones right now, but I do love a lot of the lines from Sin City. I'm sure you can guess which one is my favourite one, just look down

[Zaq]

"Where are you going, Doc? Back to the future?"
"Nope! Already been there!"

And then the train takes off...:ermm:

[EmperorNorton]

Shaggy: "We're gonna die!"
Daphne: "Think positive!"
Shaggy: "We're gonna die quickly!"

[Diablo4485]

Whassa matter Emp, no Christina Ricci quotes? :p

[supergoblin]

"Let the wookie win."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

"Messa Jar Jar binx."