Random Seinfeld Quotes Club

[bigkahuna83]

Do you walk around your little world making random Seinfeld quotes?
Do you crack yourself up when you do? Does everybody think you're crazy?
Then this is the place for you to find comfort, you are not alone.

Please share with us some of the quotes that you keep repeating or just always crack you up.

I'll start things of with,

These Pretzles are Making Me Thirsty?






:rolleyes:

[DeltaPi1049]

"Im out there Jerry, AND IM LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!"
"Im sorry for the comments that I made."

Sorry, that last one was a more recent quote from Kramer.

[Gentlegamer]

"George likes his chicken spicey!"

[fathernson]

"Call me T-Bone"

[BoyGenius 1991]

"This melon stinks!"

[hail_eris]

"Kenny? Kenny!"

[DeltaPi1049]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank Costanza: No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Frank Costanza: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Frank Costanza: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!

[Ro-gan]

"...Not that there's anything wrong with that."

[T'Chaka]

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

[BoyGenius 1991]

"Dolores!"

[NotYou]

"I'm the Master of my domain."

[BigSoph]

"what is it with ..." name something!

[petenbailey9]

"Hello, Newman"

[Granite Moose]

"There's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gaberdine."

And my wife's favorite: "Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake."

Just remembered a classic: "Ask the 8-ball."

[BoyGenius 1991]

"I'm telling you! There's a pig-man in this hospital!"

[Gentlegamer]

"Hello, Newman"Oh, someone start a Rocky thread! :classic:

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[Gentlegamer]

"He's the Got-No-Green Lantern!"

[Granite Moose]

"But where does the meat go?"

[CarlosMucha]

""why do you mean what you say no?! how do you say no to a thre-some! that is like discover plutonio! how you could say no!?""

[Monkey Joe]

"How about six? Six is good. What, you got a problem with six?"

[Granite Moose]

"How about six? Six is good. What, you got a problem with six?"

Which of course leads into the numbers quote subthread, which will be added to with: "SEVEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

[BoyGenius 1991]

Jerry:"He's the bizzarro Jerry."
Elaine:"Bizzarro?"
Jerry:"Yeah, you know, Bizzarro Superman."
Elaine:"Who's that?"
Jerry:"He's like the opposite of Superman."
Elaine:"So, he's like, evil?"
Jerry:"No."
Elaine:"Is he black?"

[sgtppr67]

The Jerk Store called.................

[Granite Moose]

The Jerk Store called.................

George: "Well I slept with your wife."
Businessman running meeting: "His wife is in a coma."

[hail_eris]

Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is.
George: Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."
Woman (cheering for runners in the NYC Marathon): You're all winners!
George: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

[Granite Moose]

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!!"

[Caitriona]

"Wood, Jerry. Wood!"

"Mulva?"

[bigkahuna83]

Jimmy Likes this thread, This thread makes Jimmy very happy!

[Granite Moose]

"Jimmy likes Elaine."

[BoyGenius 1991]

elaine's boyfriend:"wait, did you get the jujyfruits before or after you heard I was in the hospital?"
elaine:"ummm... *mouthful of jujyfruits* affghuh"
elaine's boyfriend:"what?"
elaine:"*swallows* after"
elaine's boyfriend"*sigh*"

[Zaq]

"Get out!"

[Granite Moose]

Kramer: "I'm out"

[bagman04]

kenny?- kramer noticing the kenny roger's light wen tout.