Join the Ill-Ramas!

[Domi]

Join the Legion of Ill-Ramas.

Dude...

...this clan is the wettest.

[ReZourceman]

Domis right.

Dude...

...this clan is the wettest

[DeltaPi1049]

Wow, I cant believe you actually did this. Internet high five to you.

[Domi]

Rep works too :noid:

[BudPalmer]

The wettest?

[ReZourceman]

The wettest?

...Yes.



This clan is the wettest. And everyone knows wet = cool.

C'mon tell me swimming pools arent cool.

[Domi]

...Yes.



This clan is the wettest. And everyone knows wet = cool.

C'mon tell me swimming pools arent cool.

Swimming pools aren't cool.

















































































Okay that's a lie.

[ReZourceman]

I was gonna go all crazy mad on you then.

No one can deny the awesome ness "Blind Hunters" possibly the best Swimming Pool game I ever invented.

One person lies down on a Lilo, and the other person just goes in the swimming pool (Pool has to be free from people, but filled with water) and the person not on the Lilo is the blind hunter - They close their eyes (Or if they are blind they dont have to close their eyes) and they have to look for the other person. Obviously the other person has to move around silently, or the other person will hear and find them. When the hunter finds them they knock them off the Lilo and can open their eyes, then swap around.

Pretty cool huh?

Me and Aqua had a sickeningly fun time playing this game a few years back.

[BudPalmer]

If I played that game, I would bring pocketful of crackers and throw them on the ground when the game starts. I'd hear that sneaky bastich then!

[Domi]

If I played that game, I would bring pocketful of crackers and throw them on the ground when the game starts. I'd hear that sneaky bastich then!

Good idea, but it'd be your turn sooner or later... :rolleyes:

[BudPalmer]

And I'd still hear the crackers! Jeeze they don't sharpen them too much in the great white north do they? :confused:

[ReZourceman]

If I played that game, I would bring pocketful of crackers and throw them on the ground when the game starts. I'd hear that sneaky bastich then!

You play it in a swimming pool....


Eh?

[Domi]

And I'd still hear the crackers! Jeeze they don't sharpen them too much in the great white north do they? :confused:

Or they don't sharpen them too much in the, um... wherever it is you are. :nervous:

If you're trying to sneak around and you step on the crackers, what then smart guy? :p

[BudPalmer]

You play it in a swimming pool....


Eh?


But the pool is empty according to you!

[BudPalmer]

If you're trying to sneak around and you step on the crackers, what then smart guy? :p

Don't they have cracker-proof footwear where you're from?

[Domi]

Don't they have cracker-proof footwear where you're from?

You mean it exists already? I thought I'd get the patent and be rich and famous :disappoin

[ReZourceman]

But the pool is empty according to you!

....Oh...woops. Erm...I meant empty in regards to people. How would someone on a Lilo get around?

The pool would have water in.


Anyway, where are you gonna find an empty swimming pool?

Sorry for the confusion there. :rolleyes:

[Domi]

....Oh...woops. Erm...I meant empty in regards to people. How would someone on a Lilo get around?

The pool would have water in.


Anyway, where are you gonna find an empty swimming pool?

Sorry for the confusion there. :rolleyes:

Apology is the first step towards self-loathing. Sometimes. (especially regarding pools...)

[BudPalmer]

....Oh...woops. Erm...I meant empty in regards to people. How would someone on a Lilo get around?

The pool would have water in.


Anyway, where are you gonna find an empty swimming pool?

Sorry for the confusion there. :rolleyes:

Why can't you just speak English? What the hell is a Lilo?

Aren't most of the pools in my parent's neighborhood empty for the winter?

Oh you're sorry alright! :angry: :laugh:

[ReZourceman]

....There arent many people in this country that have swimming pools...The only people who do are rich people.

I dont have a lot of contact with rich people. :cry:

[Domi]

....There arent many people in this country that have swimming pools...The only people who do are rich people.

I dont have a lot of contact with rich people. :cry:

Really? I thought you'd see them on TV all the time.

[el cu cuy]

HA! I have a pool! I must be rich!

[DeltaPi1049]

HA! I have a pool! I must be rich!

Do you have that chemical that turns the water purple when you pee in it? Because either way you are going to have a purple or yellow looking pool thanks to me! :laugh:

[el cu cuy]

Well thanks to me, my pool is brown and now no one wants to go in it! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[DeltaPi1049]

Well thanks to me, my pool is brown and now no one wants to go in it! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Are you sure that you werent originially referring to your toilet?

[Domi]

No, he's talking about the pool...

And he's still in it.

[ReZourceman]

And he's still in it.

Thats why its brown.

Heck, who wants to play Blind Hunters with me?

[BudPalmer]

What the hell is a Lilo?

[ReZourceman]

I dont know if I got the correct spelling...Ill just check...

Okay, I searched Wiki - Nothing, but a Google Image did it.

Lilo (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/737092/2/istockphoto_737092_swimming_pool.jpg)

[DeltaPi1049]

I dont know if I got the correct spelling...Ill just check...

Okay, I searched Wiki - Nothing, but a Google Image did it.

Lilo (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/737092/2/istockphoto_737092_swimming_pool.jpg)

Ok that is a raft. Or a floaty.

Do we chalk this up to the language barrier or do we add this to the list of

Lifts
Chips
Trousers
etc.?

Because seriously this is getting out of hand. Here is what Lilo is to us! LILO! (http://bfarber.com/screens/%5B3125%5DLilo.jpg)

[ReZourceman]

You're so funny, you'll have me in stitches!


....For more comedy like this, join the Ill-Ramas.

Dude...

...this clan is the wettest.

[BudPalmer]

ugh!!!!!!!!!!!

[ReZourceman]

ugh!!!!!!!!!!!

You're only "ugh"ing cos' you love it so much.

[BudPalmer]

"Wettest"? That's almost as bad as "the bomb".

[ReZourceman]

"Wettest"? That's almost as bad as "the bomb".

Its ironic you should mention that, because the Ill-Ramas were voted "The Bomb" by Cool Stuff Magazine.

[DeltaPi1049]

Its ironic you should mention that, because the Ill-Ramas were voted "The Bomb" by Cool Stuff Magazine.

You know it, and it was so tragic because we were only a few votes away from "Bomb Diggity." There have been few and far between that have acheived that status.

[ReZourceman]

You know it, and it was so tragic because we were only a few votes away from "Bomb Diggity." There have been few and far between that have acheived that status.

We've still got 2007! Im sure we'll do it this year.


Or look foolish, trying!

[Domi]

We've still got 2007! Im sure we'll do it this year.


Or look foolish, trying!

Don't we look foolish anyhow? I mean, we're all wet...

[ReZourceman]

Dude....


...We're wet in a good way.

[DeltaPi1049]

I dont know, im more of a moist guy. I would classify me as wet. Now, as for my womens, thats a different story....

[ReZourceman]

Women are always better wet.

[BudPalmer]

Yes I throw them into people-empty pools all the time! :noid:

[Domi]

You guys are weird.














































































:noid:

[ReZourceman]

Yes I throw them into people-empty pools all the time! :noid:

Hey Bud....





























































....People empty pools FTW.

[BudPalmer]

....People empty pools FTW.


I don't know what that means. Its just like lilo. What the hell language are you speanking?

[ReZourceman]

FTW = For the win.

Example. Naked women FTW.


Heh, its fun when customers know nothing about the policies they hold, then expect to get information when they cant answer the security questions, and then taking my name to complain about how Im doing my job properly. :grin:

[DeltaPi1049]

FTW = For the win.

Example. Naked women FTW.


Heh, its fun when customers know nothing about the policies they hold, then expect to get information when they cant answer the security questions, and then taking my name to complain about how Im doing my job properly. :grin:

You know, im glad you explained that, I have seen you post it everywhere and I always thought you just hated the world (FTW = F the World).

My girlfriend works at a bank, and she always tells me stories of how angry people get about security protocols. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT WITHDRAW MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT ID?

[BudPalmer]

My girlfriend works at a bank, and she always tells me stories of how angry people get about security protocols. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT WITHDRAW MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT ID?

Yeah that's up there with, "Well why did the MAC machine give me money if I had checks pending?!?" "That shouldn't happen!" :rolleyes: (I did 2 1/2 years at a bank).

[DeltaPi1049]

I hate dumb people.

[ReZourceman]

I hate dumb people.

Dumb people CSMB

(Can suck my balls...Ima use that now)

[Stuart_Rex]

If you don't get banned for spelling out what it means.

[ReZourceman]

Pffft, if your conversation about willingness to do things with other peoples mouths in an alleyway go away with no warnings, CSMB will fo' sho'

[Pashmina]

I love this thread.

I hate how randoms steal our language then tell us we're saying it wrong.

I believe the swimming pool lilo came before the small hawaiin child.

[Domi]

Well the Hawaiian language has existed longer than your floaty pool toys, so there! :p

[ReZourceman]

Floaty pool toys kill puppies.

[Concherto]

Floaty pool toys kill puppies.


And playing with youself kills kittens.

So please, think of the kittens.

[ReZourceman]

I do. And it turns me on.

[BudPalmer]

Floaty pool toys kill puppies.


So does sealing them in plastic bags!

[ReZourceman]

So does sealing them in plastic bags!

A mistake I learnt the hard way....


































































......Cos' I stole them and they died.

[DeltaPi1049]

I was once seeing a movie with some friends, and they were playing the trivia slides on the screen that ask about the movies. Well, two rows in front of us was a group of teenage girls that heard me answering the slides and then saying the answers to her friend, who was also listening to us. So, when a slide came up that I didnt know, I said to my friend next to me, very loudly, "Remember when we kicked my puppy down the stairs?" He took the hint and said "Dude, we should totally do that again!" We heard a loud gasp coming from the girls followed by whispering. We laughed for like 10 minutes.

Thats my puppy story.

[ReZourceman]

Thats my puppy story.

Best f###ing puppy story Ive heard ever! That was awesome! You're so full of awesomeness!!! :laugh: :grin: :grin:

[DeltaPi1049]

Best f###ing puppy story Ive heard ever! That was awesome! You're so full of awesomeness!!! :laugh: :grin: :grin:

*Does Captain Morgan Pose*

[Domi]

That reminds me of the time(s) I slid my cat across the floor. But yours is funnier.

[ReZourceman]

That reminds me of the time(s) I slid my cat across the floor. But yours is funnier.

Sliding cats are still effortlessly funny though....


Word up dudes, how are you both?

[Domi]

Well, the word is up, and I'm down with that.

So I'm good.

Actually, I'm better than good...

I'm awesome.

How is ReZ and Pi?

[DeltaPi1049]

I am working and tired as hell. Plus I didnt get to watch 24 last night so Im angry about that. But Heroes was awesome so that was good. Now I gotta slave away like an exploited child.

[Domi]

Don't even talk to me about Heroes.

I missed a couple a episodes before Christmas and I hates myself for it.

Oh well, it'll be on DVD eventually...

[ReZourceman]

Heroes was good huh? Wicked.

(Well like it wasnt gonna be good..Haha)

Im okay. Meh Im at work..but Im happy due to a shop here having the new LEGO which I was totally shocked about.

And picked up some bits Ive been needing for ages. But work is annoying. I swear its tiring getting yelled at by strangers for 8 hours. :(

:noid:

:p

[Domi]

Heroes was good huh? Wicked.

(Well like it wasnt gonna be good..Haha)

Im okay. Meh Im at work..but Im happy due to a shop here having the new LEGO which I was totally shocked about.

And picked up some bits Ive been needing for ages. But work is annoying. I swear its tiring getting yelled at by strangers for 8 hours. :(

:noid:

:p

Hey ReZ, what's the number for your work?

Y'know, just wondering. It's not like I'd... I wouldn't...

*runs away*

[ReZourceman]

*Stabs you*

[Domi]

*dies a horrible painful death*

[ReZourceman]

*Is remourseful*

[Domi]

*respawns WITHOUT gold and XP penalty*

[ReZourceman]

*....Is shocked*

[Domi]

*possesses +5 Aura of ReZ Shocking*

[ReZourceman]

My aura rocks though. Tis awesomeness.

[Domi]

Well my aura has other abilities too. There's a lot.

What've you got?

[ReZourceman]

Everything....Ever....

[DeltaPi1049]

Everything....Ever....

You guys have created a whole new level of geekdom for yourselves. I call it the ReDOMIman effect. Or that any conversation's level that involves ReZ and Domi together will be less than or equal to the highest level of geekdom possible. OR:

______________________2________ 3
Conversation's Level(R x D) < Geekdom

[Domi]

Uh, yeah, that's going in my sig.


EDIT: ####!!!!!!! Stupid 250 char limit!

[DeltaPi1049]

Eh it will be awesome enough that it wont matter.

[ReZourceman]

Word. When me and Domi chat it can actually create internet loop holes or power shifts...literally anything could happen.

[DeltaPi1049]

Like that temporal anomoly that you created last week? Yeah, real safe. Thanks to you the drunken Civil War re-enactors clan was wiped off the face of the realms.

You are probably thinking "What? Who are they?"


All I have to say is: Exactly. You guys together are a danger to this world.

[ReZourceman]

Like that temporal anomoly that you created last week? Yeah, real safe. Thanks to you the drunken Civil War re-enactors clan was wiped off the face of the realms.

You are probably thinking "What? Who are they?"


All I have to say is: Exactly. You guys together are a danger to this world.

Its true, But Im not gonna pretend that I care. :(


:p

[DeltaPi1049]

Well, it was a big loss for the community, but thanks to your own personal House of M moment with Domi, no one remembers... great.

[ReZourceman]

All I know is...Scarlet Witch is a knobber jobber.

[Pashmina]

[James Blunt] Ah love hah! [/James Blunt]

She has reroll, get over her.

[Domi]

So what you're saying is, the conversations between myself and ReZ are powerful destructive forces? I never thought of it that way...

But I like it!

So ReZ, what do you think of my (current) lack of conversation ideas?

[Domi]

DON'T join the Ill-Ramas...

Join me pirate crew!

Arr.

[ReZourceman]

DON'T join the Ill-Ramas...

Join me pirate crew!

Arr.

This upsets me.

Domi, If you donated Id be happy to make you any avatar you want. I like making avvies.

Savvy?


Oh...PS.

Dude this clans the wettest.

[Domi]

This upsets me.

Domi, If you donated Id be happy to make you any avatar you want. I like making avvies.

Savvy?


Oh...PS.

Dude this clans the wettest.

I've got a few avatars in mind. I'd probably have one with the Squid in it. Buuut I haven't got around to donating, and don't even know how it works, and I'm not sure if I even want to bother.


PS: Arr.

[ReZourceman]

Furry muff.

[Domi]

Furry muff.

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?

[DeltaPi1049]

Furry muff.

Uhhhh....

Yep, I got nothing.

[ReZourceman]

*Sigh*


Fair Enough.

[DeltaPi1049]

You know, I think its safe to assume that Domi's Sub will be the wettest as well. In every sense of that word.

[Pashmina]

Furry muff.


Lol that could be taken from my memoirs.

[DeltaPi1049]

Lol that could be taken from my memoirs.

The only furry muff you know is your cat, muffy. ;)

[Domi]

You know, I think its safe to assume that Domi's Sub will be the wettest as well. In every sense of that word.

EVERY sense? I hope not...

Although all that water will certainly cause the outside to be very wet. And the fluid cooling systems of the reactor are likely to be wet as well.

[ReZourceman]

I know Im wet just reading this.....


:rolleyes:

[DeltaPi1049]

Well, this clan IS the wettest, but umm, you just made it WETTER!

[Pashmina]

Is it me, or did ReVex comics just impode into itself, in turn releasing a chain reaction of nuclear explosions around the globe, which, of course, will in the future cause mass mutation to all humans and animals within a 200 mile radius of each explosion (this alone could be the end of society as we know it), before finally gushung tonnes of molten ash from the building site, which will kill approx. 10 000 000 people in North America, and accross the globe (the ash cloud will circle the world twice, before dissipating)?

[JKLantern]

The independent site was still up and running, last I checked.

[Pashmina]

Wasnt there a clan here?

Or was I just dreaming that?

[ReZourceman]

Is it me, or did ReVex comics just impode into itself, in turn releasing a chain reaction of nuclear explosions around the globe, which, of course, will in the future cause mass mutation to all humans and animals within a 200 mile radius of each explosion (this alone could be the end of society as we know it), before finally gushung tonnes of molten ash from the building site, which will kill approx. 10 000 000 people in North America, and accross the globe (the ash cloud will circle the world twice, before dissipating)?

....Its you.

[Domi]

Well now there's a ton of motivation to join teh interweb's wettest clan. 'Cause ReZ is back on HCR!

[ReZourceman]

And Facebook. With pics of me and a Tim Curry...lookalike dude dressed as a female getting somewhat frisky.

*Shudders*

[Domi]

Well, that part is more scary than enticing.

*also shudders*

[ReZourceman]

Imagine my suprise! I had all but forgotten until I saw the pics...I was like...

"OH! I remember him...he looked like Tim Cu...WHERE IS MY HAND?!??!!"

[Domi]

Fortunately, stuff like that never happens to me.

Unfortunately, since I'm never drunk or high, anything I do is completely and totally my fault.

[ReZourceman]

How come you never get drunk? Out of interest. I rarely do anymore aswell actually.

[BudPalmer]

I guess I don't need to do the "Have you seen me?" gag I had planned but never got around to doing for you and Rogan, Rez. Glad to see you back though.

[ReZourceman]

Whats the have you seen me gag?

And thanks man.

[BudPalmer]

I get these flyers sent to my apartment complex for missing persons. They have "Have you seen me?" printed at the top. Then they give a photo and where they were last seen. I was going to photoshop you and Ro's face over one and add a funny bio. If only I have gotten around to getting that scanner.

[Domi]

How come you never get drunk?

The simple answer: 'cause I don't drink.

[ReZourceman]

The simple answer: 'cause I don't drink.

O I C.

(One of my new things)

[Domi]

It's a lot more easily understandable than the complicated answer, and plus it's shorter to type.

[ReZourceman]

It's a lot more easily understandable than the complicated answer, and plus it's shorter to type.

....Well you have to go and post that. Now I want to hear the complicated answer. Tell.

[Domi]

OK, here goes:

On the day I was born, an evil warlock cursed me with the inability to eat purple vegetables. This inability resulted in a lifelong obsession with skeletons. One such skeleton, I later discovered, had hated me for my whole life. Fortunately it wasn't my own skeleton. But unfortunately, this skeleton was associated with the mob, and this got me into a bit of trouble.

After single-handedly defeating an entire crime family, I moved to Switzerland, where I encountered a yeti. The yeti offered me some purple cabbage, but due to the curse I couldn't eat it. This made the yeti very angry and he threw me right out of the cave, causing me to tumble down the slope at a high velocity, breaking many bones. (in fact, I broke all of them except my left pinky)

While I was recovering in the hospital, a visitor offered me some strong whiskey to dull the pain. I accepted, but then I found out that the visitor was actually a mental patient who happened to be a pyromaniac. So he ended up setting me on fire with a lighter after spilling whiskey all over me.

Fortunately I'd recovered a fair deal and managed to stumble out into the hall and pull the fire alarm, which turned on the sprinklers. But a bunch of guys happened to be carrying huge hydrogen balloons and canisters, and they got too close to me while I was still on fire. I saw the danger just in time and dove behind a wall, but it was too late for those guys.

The explosion caused the burnination and collapse of the entire hospital. When I got out, the pyro offered me some more whiskey, so I beat him over the head with an iron crutch I'd been using to walk. Then the city hit me with the cost of rebuilding the hospital.

So in short, I don't drink because I make the following associations:

Alcohol --> pyromaniacs --> fire --> pain --> explosions --> death --> repair bills.

[ReZourceman]

Evil Warlocks CSMB.

[Domi]

Yeah, they tend to get on my nerves.

[ReZourceman]

I can imagine. I knew a nice Warlock once...he was cool until...well I dont want to go into too much detail, so Ill just say a few words.

Ferrets. Ferret food. Wrestling ring. Cage. Naked. Blood. Explosions.

It was a sad day.

[Domi]

Because of my l337 detective skillz, I can tell it was sad.

That makes me sad.

:cry:

[ReZourceman]

JOIN THE ILL-RAMAS!

Dude...this clan is the wettest.