View Full Version : Prove the previous poster is a murderer
Each person posting on this thread must use the innocuous statement made by the previous poster to "prove" that poster is an evil killer.
For instance, if the previous poster said: "My favorite comic book character is Superman," then you may reply:
"AHA!!! Superman was played on TV by George Reeves, who died mysteriously via a gunshot wound!!! By claiming to be a Superman fan, you are clearly trying to distant yourself from suspicion--thereby unknowingly identifying yourself as the REAL KILLER!!"
Or, if the previous poster said, "I like corn flakes for breakfast," you might reply: "AHA! Corn flakes are marketed by Tony the Tiger. Tigers are orange--which is close to red--which is the color of BLOOD!!! Clearly, you are the killer!!!"
After you make your accusation, you then post your own innocuous statement so the next person can accuse you of murder.
So to begin: Here's my innocuous statement:
"I prefer Matchbox toy cars to Hot Wheels."
EmperorNorton
07/19/2007, 14:10
"I prefer Matchbox toy cars to Hot Wheels."
If that isn't the only slightly veiled confession of an arsonist I don't know what is.
"I don't know what to make for dinner yet."
DocDoom187
07/19/2007, 14:15
If that isn't the only slightly veiled confession of an arsonist I don't know what is.
"I don't know what to make for dinner yet."
Is that because you haven't decided who to murder and cook!?!!?!?
"I like Baseball"
St. Cuthbert
07/19/2007, 14:16
"I don't know what to make for dinner yet."
It would appear that you are both indecisive and unprepared for daily life, the classic signs of an out-of-control sociopath! Thus, YOU ARE THE KILLER!
"I wish I was a superhero"
Edit: Beaten to the punch! One moment
Rokk_Krinn
07/19/2007, 14:16
If that isn't the only slightly veiled confession of an arsonist I don't know what is.
Takes one to know one, right? :grin:
"I don't know what to make for dinner yet."
That would be because you have multiple corpses in your basement cooler and you can't decide which one - or part - to select for dinner.
Statement: Anything I say will just cause someone to point a finger at me anyway.
Trader2699
07/19/2007, 14:17
Baseball, which has bases, balls and bats. Clearly you are a violent sociopath.
I need to use the bathroom.
St. Cuthbert
07/19/2007, 14:17
"I like Baseball"
"Baseball"...a clear reference to the infamous Sportsmaster serial murderers of 1978! You must be a copycat killer!
"I wish I was a superhero"
Edit: DANGIT! I must not be meant to play this game
"I wish I was a superhero"
Your fantasy superhero life has obviously caused you to lose touch with reality---sending you on a mindless killing spree as you shove helpless women off of skyscrapers in an attempt to "rescue" them from an imaginary supervillain.
"I'm going to order pizza tonight"
DocDoom187
07/19/2007, 14:19
It would appear that you are both indecisive and unprepared for daily life, the classic signs of an out-of-control sociopath! Thus, YOU ARE THE KILLER!
"I wish I was a superhero"
Edit: Beaten to the punch! One moment
To wash your bloody hands!?!?!?!!?
"I like to eat eat eat eaplles and beneenees."
St. Cuthbert
07/19/2007, 14:21
"I like to eat eat eat eaplles and beneenees."
Your oblique reference to a children's song indicates that you have a lack of mature connections to the people around you, allowing you to kill and maim without any feelings of remorse!
"It's not easy to be me"
"It's not easy to be me"
So you try to make things easier by DOING AWAY WITH ANYONE WHO MIGHT TRY TO MAKE THINGS HARDER, YOU RUTHLESS KILLER!!!!
"I enjoy James Cagney movies."
Superbleederrx
07/19/2007, 15:40
So you try to make things easier by DOING AWAY WITH ANYONE WHO MIGHT TRY TO MAKE THINGS HARDER, YOU RUTHLESS KILLER!!!!
"I enjoy James Cagney movies."
you are obsessed with him and violently murder and hide the bodies of anyone who thinks his movies are bad.
"Michael Jackson has a fake nose."
Stuart_Rex
07/20/2007, 08:06
By aligning yourself with the popular opinion on Michael Jackson's nose you are attampting to gain the trust of the general populace. It is clear to myself and all those assembled that this is merely an elaborate ruse. Once our trust has been gained I propose that you intend to abuse it, in the most heinous way imaginable.
You intend to kill our pets. You foul, murderous, limpet.
"I enjoy long walks in the countryside."
Strolling through the countryside admiring all of your freshly dug graves, eh?
MURDERER!
I hate Texas.
Stuart_Rex
07/20/2007, 08:27
I hate Texas and will not be happy until I have cleansed the planet of Texans.
I think I make my point clear.
"I do not own a games console."
Gargantua
07/20/2007, 08:30
AHA! Texas has the death penalty. Obviously, your hatred for the state is grounded in the fact that if caught there you would be subject to it because YOU are the murderer!
"I went to the aquarium yesterday."
Parallax_LE9
07/20/2007, 10:25
Ah-HA! You're admission of being at the seen of a viscous shark attack proves that you're the one who pushed that poor 90 year old woman in!
Pepsi is better than Coke.
Pepsi is better than Coke.
AHA!!! An obvious subconscious admission that you are trying to hide the fact that you are a major drug dealer (specializing in "coke") and are responsible for the murders of countless rivals and DEA agents!! KILLER!!!!
"I like Captain America."
madslaust
07/20/2007, 12:45
AHA!!! An obvious subconscious admission that you are trying to hide the fact that you are a major drug dealer (specializing in "coke") and are responsible for the murders of countless rivals and DEA agents!! KILLER!!!!
"I like Captain America."
now we know who was Crossbones!
"I like pie."
DocDoom187
07/20/2007, 13:23
now we know who was Crossbones!
"I like pie."
Of course you like PI. An essential piece to the equation that you used to build your DOOM RAY! Disgusting
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck had a electric powered saw?"
Superbleederrx
07/20/2007, 13:41
youre obviously using woodchucks with electric powered saws on their head to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
I can do the moonwalk
Parallax_LE9
07/20/2007, 14:05
Ah-HA!!!
So you're the eco nut who's been killing lumberjacks with woodchucks!
"Tap shoes are expensive."
[edit] blast, foiled again!
So, you admit to performing a ritual dance to move the moon, influence the tides, and cause thousands of people to have been drowned from their children burying them in the sand within range of the high tide.
"Tap shoes are expensive"
I can do the moonwalk
Allowing you to walk over the corpses of the people you've killed--YOU HEARTLESS FIEND!!!!
"I am house-sitting for my parents tonight."
madslaust
07/21/2007, 10:38
And it's easy to house-sit for them; they're dead and locked in the basement, haha!
"I like porcupines"
Gargantua
07/21/2007, 12:57
And curious isn't it, that the victim died of multiple tiny stab wounds - wounds that could have been made by...porcupine quills!
"Please pass the stuffing."
Ah-HA! You're admission of being at the seen of a viscous shark attack proves that you're the one who pushed that poor 90 year old woman in!
Pepsi is better than Coke.
I think you might mean 'vicious' shark attacks
Although a viscous shark, perhaps less lethal, would be far more disgusting...
Please pass the stuffing...
Good god, you killed people and are mounting them like trophies! You are a sick human taxidermist!
my statement:
colloquial: Characteristic of or appropriate to the spoken language or to writing that seeks the effect of speech; informal.
Gargantua
07/21/2007, 13:38
Aha! That proves it! You're the one who's been boring people to death!
"I coulda had a V8!"
Parallax_LE9
07/21/2007, 15:33
Ah-HA! You could only be regretting your choice of beverage because you'd better be able to hide the blood of your victims in it then you are in milk!
"Trees are made of wood"
Superbleederrx
07/21/2007, 15:44
you obviously are making a giant wooden robot version 2.0 because youre last one exploded killing alot of people because you want to destroy the world!!!!
Statement:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50
That ####### #####!!!
you obviously are making a giant wooden robot version 2.0 because youre last one exploded killing alot of people because you want to destroy the world!!!!
Statement:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50
That Fcuking #####!!!
Seeing as you are trying to bypass the swear filters, you obviously WANT a warning
Perhaps your conscience is wearing on you? Hmmm?
I have a lottery ticket!
Superbleederrx
07/21/2007, 16:38
Seeing as you are trying to bypass the swear filters, you obviously WANT a warning
Perhaps your conscience is wearing on you? Hmmm?
I have a lottery ticket!
oops forgot about that sorry! going to edit
Gargantua
07/21/2007, 22:35
I have a lottery ticket!
And you figured that if you eliminated everyone else who bought a ticket, your chances of winning would be better!
"Did you see the ball game yesterday?"
darius_dax1
07/22/2007, 00:33
You are obviously trying to establish an alibi because you couldn't possibly have killed the waitress AND watched the ball game.
Speaking of waitresses...where's my coffee?
Shellhead's Pal
07/22/2007, 17:51
Speaking of waitresses...where's my coffee?
With this comment, one can easily come to the conclusion that you view women not as people with their own wants and feelings, but as objects to be used and discarded: in this case, coffee.
In addition, you seem to be unable to relate to this waitress. Perhaps there are other customers she must first take care of. Indeed, inability to relate to others is one of the biggest warning signs for murderous behavior.
Is that a candlestick in your pocket? I hope you aren't headed to the library...
"I've just eaten some Ramen noodles and am now experiencing an uncontrollable gas frenzy."
Superbleederrx
07/22/2007, 18:15
youre obviously going to blow up some important building with important people in it with some sort of explosive using gasoline!!!!!! and you tested it on some previous building!!! with people in it!!!!!!
Jamaica We Have A Bobsled Team!!
Gargantua
07/23/2007, 08:33
Fact: The victim was Jamaican
Fact: He was run over by a bobsled.
This was no simple bobsledding accident. Obviously, this team was formed not out of a sense of national pride or friendly competition, but as an attempt to cover up a heinous murder!
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you!"
Fact: The victim was Jamaican
Fact: He was run over by a bobsled.
This was no simple bobsledding accident. Obviously, this team was formed not out of a sense of national pride or friendly competition, but as an attempt to cover up a heinous murder!
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you!"
You sick #######!!
You follow the 'you only hurt the ones you love', and you sing as you slay some innocent, claiming the bullets represent pure love
Sick!
I watched a DVD this last weekend.
I watched a DVD this last weekend.
A DVD with razor-sharp edges that you can throw discus-like at your victims, no doubt!!!!!!
"I am a fan of the New York Mets."
Gargantua
07/25/2007, 15:46
Aha! And what better place for a murderer to lose himself but in the faceless masses in the stands at a baseball game?
"I think these shoes are too small."
BoyGenius 1991
07/25/2007, 21:55
You filthy murderer!
You think they're "too small" to kick in the skull of your next victim!
I'm going to the SDCC on saturday.
JackAssterson
07/25/2007, 22:20
You MONSTER! The Society of Deadly Common Criminals is the perfect place for the likes of you!! :mad:
I'm going to watch the Simpsons movie.
Rokk_Krinn
07/25/2007, 23:25
I'm going to watch the Simpsons movie.
Which you're going to after hearing that South Park said, "The Simpsons Already Did It." and you want to put the blame for the murder on Homer's shoulders.
I think Jack's velociraptors are stalking innocent people.
Which you're going to after hearing that South Park said, "The Simpsons Already Did It." and you want to put the blame for the murder on Homer's shoulders.
I think Jack's velociraptors are stalking innocent people.
Oh, so now that you let them out to kill the person you wanted dead and they have continued to kill, you feel remorse
I think I will hit the old fart sack early tonight
Rokk_Krinn
07/25/2007, 23:43
I think I will hit the old fart sack early tonight
That's a terrible thing to have called your elderly relative before killing her!
Joe Quesada is a Skrull!
Gargantua
07/26/2007, 07:49
...and that's why you killed him? To save the world from some sort of alien invasion? Oh sure, likely story.
"I like the yellow ones."
Rokk_Krinn
07/26/2007, 12:06
"I like the yellow ones."
Well, as a cultist of Hastur tempting innocents into insanity and death you would like the yellow ones.
I'm partial to purple, personally.
JackAssterson
07/26/2007, 12:12
Lurking in a Grimace costume, luring children to their dooms in a purple clad pied piper performance of pain and peril? HOW COULD YOU ROKK?!?
I'm happy that Emperor Joker is in JLA.
I'm happy that Emperor Joker is in JLA.
Because you emulate him by killing people mindlessly---YOU MURDERER!!!!!
I like vanilla milk shakes.
Rokk_Krinn
07/26/2007, 12:17
I like vanilla milk shakes.
Because they're the best milkshakes in which to drown people, duh!
Considering the number of times we've proven each other guilty, shouldn't we all be executed by now?
Because they're the best milkshakes in which to drown people, duh!
Volunteering to be the "Executioner," are you?
I'm going to read a book tonight.
Rokk_Krinn
07/26/2007, 16:28
I'm going to read a book tonight.
Would that be the one featuring your idol - Jack the Ripper - or the one that goes into "How to get away with a crime?" as you've checked out both of them from a library more than once and each time it's right before a hooker gets iced.
I miss soda pop.
DocDoom187
07/26/2007, 18:15
You mean the cocaine you used to ship between states in the corpses of the bodies you killed!?!?!?!
"achoooo (that was a sneeze)"
Gargantua
07/26/2007, 22:32
A rather loud sneeze. Perhaps to cover up the sound of, oh, a gunshot? Murderer!
"I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree"
DocDoom187
07/27/2007, 01:14
A rather loud sneeze. Perhaps to cover up the sound of, oh, a gunshot? Murderer!
"I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree"
The tree you burried your victims under!?!?!!?!
"Urinal is a funny word, cuz it has urine in it"
The urinal used for the drowning because it contained urine?
"This is what I sound like when your doves cry"
The urinal used for the drowning because it contained urine?
"This is what I sound like when your doves cry"
Your non-sequitur message is a mirror into the disturbed mind
Is that how you see the victims? Doves, like the soiled doves of the old west? So, like Jack the Ripper (the original one, not our own JackAssterson), you are out there killing prostitutes
(btw, it is 'this is what it sounds like when doves cry')
Whoops, I did it again! (Ha! Let's see you twist that into a murder scenario!)
(btw, it is 'this is what it sounds like when doves cry')
I realise that. I just thought to jazz it up a bit and somehow relate it to me.
Rokk_Krinn
07/28/2007, 00:29
Whoops, I did it again! (Ha! Let's see you twist that into a murder scenario!)
It's what you cackle maniacally while off'ing Britney Spears after tiring of 24/7 news coverage of her "meltdown". Oddly, the world awards you a Nobel Prize for your efforts.
I greatly enjoyed "The Simpsons Movie".
Gargantua
07/28/2007, 21:33
And anyone who has seen the Simpsons knows what kind of mindless violence that cartoon contains. If you enjoy mindless violence, you must be a murderer.
"Helena is the capital of Montana."
And anyone who has seen the Simpsons knows what kind of mindless violence that cartoon contains. If you enjoy mindless violence, you must be a murderer.
"Helena is the capital of Montana."
So what you are really saying is:
"Hell on ya! Ice and cap it all, Off Montana!
He is going to kill every person in Montana and is trying to leave a sinisterclue to taunt us!
I played a game based on the ancient Roman gladiatorial circuses, it was great!
BoyGenius 1991
08/07/2007, 00:21
I bet it was great!!! so great, you seek to emulate the heroes of this game and you go out and challenge random bystanders to deathmatches!!! murderer!!!
I think pokemon chain breeding is really hard
JackAssterson
08/07/2007, 00:23
Pokemon chain breeding is really hard WHEN YOU'RE OFF SLAYING INNOCENT CHIIIIIILDREEEEEEEN! :eek:
I think giant monster movies are really cool.
Darkseid Sr.
01/28/2008, 21:53
You know who else likes giant move monsters? Giant movie monsters!
*back from the grave*
JKLantern
01/28/2008, 21:54
If you're back from the grave that makes you a zombie. And what are zombies but murdering machines? MURDERER!
I made fudge this weekend.
Darkseid Sr.
01/28/2008, 21:56
Fudge, eh? You know what Fudge begins with? "F". And you know what murdered begins with? 'M". Coincidence, I think not!
I have been cleared of all charges by a court of law.
JKLantern
01/28/2008, 21:59
Fudge, eh? You know what Fudge begins with? "F". And you know what murdered begins with? 'M". Coincidence, I think not!
I have been cleared of all charges by a court of law.
Everyone knows that you're holding the jury hostage. I mean, seriously, you came to court in an Atlas! (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Atlas_%28BattleMech%29) The very Atlas you used to slaughter those poor poor people.
It is it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King.
Darkseid Sr.
01/28/2008, 22:02
Pirates are notorious for killing people. God only knows what a Pirate King is notorious for! :eek:
I am a murderer.
JKLantern
01/28/2008, 22:03
Yes you are.
I am cherry flavored gelatin.
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:07
I just found this picture (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1386/1051388936_eb1ec26191.jpg) of JKLantern eating a cheesburger. Meat is murder, you know.
Rokk_Krinn
01/28/2008, 22:08
I just got a phonecall that has me contemplating murder.
I've long insisted to my fiancee that we don't need a housekeeper. We keep the main house that we use - now that I travel to different places of work less the others aren't as active - very well kept (at least I do - she's usually traveling on business so I'm a good little "house hubbie-to-be"). Still she felt with my health and how busy I am that it would make things easier. I gave in to her demand.
It sounds like one of my most valuable possessions is now no more thanks to the housekeeper.
I post this just because I'm trying to stay very cool as I'm still at the hospital and this thread just seemed like the place for it.
Robo-Onion
01/28/2008, 22:10
Yes you are.
I am cherry flavored gelatin.
At least all that blood on your shirt makes you look like it.
My foot is not green.
JKLantern
01/28/2008, 22:10
I just got a phonecall that has me contemplating murder.
I've long insisted to my fiancee that we don't need a housekeeper. We keep the main house that we use - now that I travel to different places of work less the others aren't as active - very well kept (at least I do - she's usually traveling on business so I'm a good little "house hubbie-to-be"). Still she felt with my health and how busy I am that it would make things easier. I gave in to her demand.
It sounds like one of my most valuable possessions is now no more thanks to the housekeeper.
I post this just because I'm trying to stay very cool as I'm still at the hospital and this thread just seemed like the place for it.
Five bucks and your housekeeper will no longer trouble you...:laugh:
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:15
Wait till he finds out his fiance broke it and is blaming the house-keeper. She always thought you loved that thing more than her. :rolleyes:
Jackofhearts2005
01/28/2008, 22:17
I just got a phonecall that has me contemplating murder.
I've long insisted to my fiancee that we don't need a housekeeper. We keep the main house that we use - now that I travel to different places of work less the others aren't as active - very well kept (at least I do - she's usually traveling on business so I'm a good little "house hubbie-to-be"). Still she felt with my health and how busy I am that it would make things easier. I gave in to her demand.
It sounds like one of my most valuable possessions is now no more thanks to the housekeeper.
I post this just because I'm trying to stay very cool as I'm still at the hospital and this thread just seemed like the place for it.
Pulls the body of a housekeeper holding a broken LE Victor Creed in her hand.
Aha! So it was you Mr. Krinn! And you did it in the conservatory with the lead pipe no less. Case closed.
I sure am bad at heroclix today.
Antipathy
01/28/2008, 22:18
It's Jack of Hearts.
End of.
Jackofhearts2005
01/28/2008, 22:19
Hey! :mad:
I resemble that remark. :p
Rokk_Krinn
01/28/2008, 22:20
Five bucks and your housekeeper will no longer trouble you...:laugh:
I've sent the police over to the house already; admittedly in part to check on her own health as she's refusing to pick up any phones - she hung up in tears after she got her answers from me about the item in question - but also, frankly, to escort her away.
Blow-ups are rare but - believe it or not - "mild anger" for me. She has me in pure raw chilled ice right now.
Antipathy
01/28/2008, 22:22
What was the item? Maybe one of us can help you out. Highly unlikely, but you never know.
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:23
You better tell us what it was or I'm starting a speculation thread.
Rokk_Krinn
01/28/2008, 22:24
Wait till he finds out his fiance broke it and is blaming the house-keeper. She always thought you loved that thing more than her. :rolleyes:
No, my fiancee is on the other side of the U.S. right now which is probably just as well.
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:26
No, my fiancee is on the other side of the U.S. right now which is probably just as well.
Or is she? It's all too convenient. First the housekeeper now this. It all makes sense. :noid:
Truffle Shuffle
01/28/2008, 22:32
Amazingly, it has to be even more precious to him than vintage Beatles albums, because when they were destroyed, it didn't really phase him.
That's right, they weren't destroyed, they were taken. :eek:
Rokk_Krinn
01/28/2008, 22:35
You better tell us what it was or I'm starting a speculation thread.
Some of you know I play guitar and that my guitar of preference is my Rickenbacker 360/12...an actual vintage model from 1964 (not a replica). It was the first guitar I ever owned and I self-taught myself to play using it; I know...would have made more sense to start on a 6-string (which I didn't learn to play until much later) but not only had I put -a lot- into getting that guitar, but I just figured it was like learning to drive a "standard" automobile first rather than a standard.
I've had it a very long time and it is...was...in incredible condition....except for one little bit of "defacing" that I went through a lot of effort to obtain - a personalized message/autograph written on it by George Harrison (the reason I so dearly wanted to learn - and specifically on that model - in the first place). When my previous fiancee (the one from college/post-grad years) "absconded" with my Beatles' collection, that guitar was one of the few things to escape "The Reaping".
The housekeeper asked me if that guitar - which I keep under -extremely- safe conditions so my curiosity over how anything happened to it is battling with my emotions right now - was valuable. I, of course, tried to explain "Yes." She said, "But it's insured right?" I tried to explain that while there is insurance on it, I'm fairly certain that the money won't cover the cost of the necessary resurrection to re-obtain the message and autograph should I even find a suitable replacement.
As I noted, she hung up in tears and has not answered back since so I have called the police. I can not think of a story with which she can come up with that will justify the loss of the guitar.
Rokk_Krinn
01/28/2008, 22:38
Amazingly, it has to be even more precious to him than vintage Beatles albums, because when they were destroyed, it didn't really phase him.
Oh, it phased me. It was just years before I "knew" any of you. :) That and at least those were taken by someone I loved and who was upset with me so that factored into things. Trust me, I'm still going through unbelievable steps to try and slowly replace the collection.
Rumour is, part of that collection was used to pay for her wedding and honeymoon. All I can say is I hope it was one hell of a good honeymoon.
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:40
Man, I was making jokes so you could be mad at me instead of her but I'm done. You have my blessing to harm her. Once George is involved all bets are off. :angry:
JKLantern
01/28/2008, 23:06
Some of you know I play guitar and that my guitar of preference is my Rickenbacker 360/12...an actual vintage model from 1964 (not a replica). It was the first guitar I ever owned and I self-taught myself to play using it; I know...would have made more sense to start on a 6-string (which I didn't learn to play until much later) but not only had I put -a lot- into getting that guitar, but I just figured it was like learning to drive a "standard" automobile first rather than a standard.
I've had it a very long time and it is...was...in incredible condition....except for one little bit of "defacing" that I went through a lot of effort to obtain - a personalized message/autograph written on it by George Harrison (the reason I so dearly wanted to learn - and specifically on that model - in the first place). When my previous fiancee (the one from college/post-grad years) "absconded" with my Beatles' collection, that guitar was one of the few things to escape "The Reaping".
The housekeeper asked me if that guitar - which I keep under -extremely- safe conditions so my curiosity over how anything happened to it is battling with my emotions right now - was valuable. I, of course, tried to explain "Yes." She said, "But it's insured right?" I tried to explain that while there is insurance on it, I'm fairly certain that the money won't cover the cost of the necessary resurrection to re-obtain the message and autograph should I even find a suitable replacement.
As I noted, she hung up in tears and has not answered back since so I have called the police. I can not think of a story with which she can come up with that will justify the loss of the guitar.
:confused:
*Twitch* *Twitch*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!
It burns! IT BURNS!
Demons in skull! Crying for vengeance! GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
jsoccerdude
01/28/2008, 23:58
Oh. My. Gosh.
I would FLIP OUT. That is...that is just too shocking for words.
Rokk, I really hope she gets what's coming to her/it's something easily fixed.
Jackofhearts2005
01/29/2008, 00:11
I was gonna post a picture of Ghost Rider going "VENGENCE WILL BE SERVED!" but I couldn't find a good one.
Rokk_Krinn
01/29/2008, 00:56
Rokk, I really hope she gets what's coming to her/it's something easily fixed.
It's, sadly, not easily fixed. :(
My silence for the last hour or so has been because I've been speaking with the police. It's a long story that I don't think I'll be discussing tonight - though I will note criminal charges are going to be filed against someone (no point in civil suit against a person without the money though) - because, honestly, as stupid as it sounds I'm ready to weep over the guitar (it was with me a lot of years so laugh all you want but there was huge sentimental value attached to it and not just because George had written on it)....it's shrapnel now.
I'll try to salvage some of the parts once they're released to me - I've been meaning to build a guitar for some time so we'll see if I can use any of it (and, yes, it had a name but I've set myself up for enough mocking) - but....yeah....
Antipathy
01/29/2008, 01:00
How the heck do you accidentally smash a guitar into little tiny pieces? I could understand maybe scraping the bottom or something, but that's just ridiculous.
Rokk_Krinn
01/29/2008, 01:05
How the heck do you accidentally smash a guitar into little tiny pieces? I could understand maybe scraping the bottom or something, but that's just ridiculous.
I'll just say there was another person involved besides her and it wasn't accidental (ergo, the criminal charges).
Actually, I will say more than that - the bimbo picked up a guy last night, knowing squat about him...he "tagged along" this morning saying he had nowhere to go....and she -let- him (I'm not too happy with the service that provided her). She then -left- him at the house for two hours while she ran and took care of other matters (on the clock, I might add).
There were items taken - he's been caught, most are being recovered - but, apparently after he went through a ton of effort to get into where the guitar was kept he was upset to find out it was "just a hunk of old junk" and thought it would be fun to smash it up. That's the story as it has been related to me.
JKLantern
01/29/2008, 01:23
I'll just say there was another person involved besides her and it wasn't accidental (ergo, the criminal charges).
Actually, I will say more than that - the bimbo picked up a guy last night, knowing squat about him...he "tagged along" this morning saying he had nowhere to go....and she -let- him (I'm not too happy with the service that provided her). She then -left- him at the house for two hours while she ran and took care of other matters (on the clock, I might add).
There were items taken - he's been caught, most are being recovered - but, apparently after he went through a ton of effort to get into where the guitar was kept he was upset to find out it was "just a hunk of old junk" and thought it would be fun to smash it up. That's the story as it has been related to me.
This reminds me of when one of my sister's college roommates brought a homeless guy back to the dorm. Suffice it to say, she wasn't my sister's roommate (or anyone else's, if I recall correctly) for much longer...
I'll just say there was another person involved besides her and it wasn't accidental (ergo, the criminal charges).
Actually, I will say more than that - the bimbo picked up a guy last night, knowing squat about him...he "tagged along" this morning saying he had nowhere to go....and she -let- him (I'm not too happy with the service that provided her). She then -left- him at the house for two hours while she ran and took care of other matters (on the clock, I might add).
There were items taken - he's been caught, most are being recovered - but, apparently after he went through a ton of effort to get into where the guitar was kept he was upset to find out it was "just a hunk of old junk" and thought it would be fun to smash it up. That's the story as it has been related to me.
:(
It's the worst when something you care about, even if it's just an object, is destroyed/damaged. Rokk, I'm so sorry, this is the type of thing that you can't even explain...Man...
Rokk_Krinn
01/29/2008, 02:32
Well, one thing I'm happy about is our cat is with my fiancee for the week. I've been missing his presence but while losing the guitar is heart-wrenching enough, I'm pretty attached to "my boy". Yeah, I know - admitting to two overly-sentimental shmuck things in one day. Enjoy it while you can as I'll go back to being egotistical arse soon enough I'm sure.
(Funny thing is I'm the person who swore he would never have a cat and now I've got two of them...though my parents have essentially laid claim to the first one as I don't make it back to that area much during this time of year.)
Actually what's really "amusing" - in a "I've got to laugh or I'll bawl"-way - is that the guy was completely oblivious to the real valuables (as evidenced by the way he felt the guitar was "junk") - e.g.: the PS3 was high on his "grab 'em" list but meanwhile he failed to care about some extremely expensive statuettes near it. :confused: You're going to take the time to invade someone's life and ruin your future, at least take the time to know what you're doing, right?
Well, one thing I'm happy about is our cat is with my fiancee for the week. I've been missing his presence but while losing the guitar is heart-wrenching enough, I'm pretty attached to "my boy". Yeah, I know - admitting to two overly-sentimental shmuck things in one day. Enjoy it while you can as I'll go back to being egotistical arse soon enough I'm sure.
(Funny thing is I'm the person who swore he would never have a cat and now I've got two of them...though my parents have essentially laid claim to the first one as I don't make it back to that area much during this time of year.)
Actually what's really "amusing" - in a "I've got to laugh or I'll bawl"-way - is that the guy was completely oblivious to the real valuables (as evidenced by the way he felt the guitar was "junk") - e.g.: the PS3 was high on his "grab 'em" list but meanwhile he failed to care about some extremely expensive statuettes near it. :confused: You're going to take the time to invade someone's life and ruin your future, at least take the time to know what you're doing, right?
Just one of the many dumb asses/#######s in today's society(Excuse the lanuage)
Robo-Onion
01/29/2008, 18:18
It's, sadly, not easily fixed. :(
My silence for the last hour or so has been because I've been speaking with the police. It's a long story that I don't think I'll be discussing tonight - though I will note criminal charges are going to be filed against someone (no point in civil suit against a person without the money though) - because, honestly, as stupid as it sounds I'm ready to weep over the guitar (it was with me a lot of years so laugh all you want but there was huge sentimental value attached to it and not just because George had written on it)....it's shrapnel now.
I'll try to salvage some of the parts once they're released to me - I've been meaning to build a guitar for some time so we'll see if I can use any of it (and, yes, it had a name but I've set myself up for enough mocking) - but....yeah....
Wow. I feel really bad for you. I play guitar, and would be sad if mine was smashed, but mine is nothing like that. Wow.
jsoccerdude
01/29/2008, 18:35
Holy ####.
Man, that is...there are still no words.
I'll pray. That's fckn nuts.
charlesx
01/30/2008, 12:36
I'll just say there was another person involved besides her and it wasn't accidental (ergo, the criminal charges).
Actually, I will say more than that - the bimbo picked up a guy last night, knowing squat about him...he "tagged along" this morning saying he had nowhere to go....and she -let- him (I'm not too happy with the service that provided her). She then -left- him at the house for two hours while she ran and took care of other matters (on the clock, I might add).
There were items taken - he's been caught, most are being recovered - but, apparently after he went through a ton of effort to get into where the guitar was kept he was upset to find out it was "just a hunk of old junk" and thought it would be fun to smash it up. That's the story as it has been related to me.
Man, there is absolutely nothing I can say. There must be no words to describe how you felt when you found out. You are a man of constant sorrow, Rokk. You really are. I sincerely feel for your loss.
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