View Full Version : Yogurt flavored Mafia Signups!! (parody)
Hurry up guys, and you'll get to play in my new game of Yogurt Mafia!
Who is the Raspberry? Who's Blueberry? And which one is the dreaded Lemon Meringue Pie???
Find out, as the accusations fly in my own Mafia game!
Because everyone's got enough free time to play in 15 mafia games!!!!!
I'll be accepting signups never.
I'm in. Fear my night power: Active-culture Lactobacillus!
I go with the original, Peers.
I waited for the first one to see what kind of Mod he'd be, and how organized it'd be kept, and after seeing what an excellent job he does, I'll just keep with him.
BudPalmer
08/15/2007, 11:33
French Vanilla here (the most hated of all the Vanilla's). :devious:
EmperorNorton
08/15/2007, 11:44
I don't play Mafia games, as they have a tendency to go wrong (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/15/germany.shootings/index.html).
(Link to a CNN news report about what appears to be a Mafia related killing relatively close to my home.)
I don't play Mafia games, as they have a tendency to go wrong (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/15/germany.shootings/index.html).
(Link to a CNN news report about what appears to be a Mafia related killing relatively close to my home.)
You're right ... after reading that I've learned that, no matter how fun the game can appear, nothing good can come of it. Either you wind up being killed for being in the 'real' Mafia (awaiting correction from Rokk ;)) or you get teamed with DocDoom187.
:cheeky:
DocDoom187
08/15/2007, 12:59
You're oh so very funny.
If I hadn't vouched for Shel, she would have been lynched for sure. And then we wouldn't have a maggia would we. Plus, if I hadn't been protected by the doctor, someone else may have, and who knows what could have happened....
JackAssterson
08/15/2007, 13:00
One thing about a yogurt game: it's for very cultured tastes.
heeheeheeheehee :laugh:
BudPalmer
08/15/2007, 13:02
Your posts should incluse a rim shot (like from a drum).
DocDoom187
08/15/2007, 13:03
Your posts should incluse a rim shot (like from a drum).
Like
"Budum Dum TCH!"
ReZourceman
08/15/2007, 13:15
Tesco Finest Devonshire Fudge flavour for me mates.
I go with the original, Peers.
I waited for the first one to see what kind of Mod he'd be, and how organized it'd be kept, and after seeing what an excellent job he does, I'll just keep with him.
Turtle....it's a parody. :p
BudPalmer
08/15/2007, 13:20
Like
"Budum Dum TCH!"
Exactly. I didn't want anyone confusing it with a rim job (which is a completely different animal).
One thing about a yogurt game: it's for very cultured tastes.
heeheeheeheehee :laugh:
I have to admit, I've been waiting all day for that. :laugh:
DocDoom187
08/15/2007, 13:26
Exactly. I didn't want anyone confusing it with a rim job (which is a completely different animal).
If only I was a mod, I'd edit it in for Jack :p
Tesco Finest Devonshire Fudge flavour for me mates.
That's a terrible flavor.
Consider yourself mod-killed.
Rokk_Krinn
08/15/2007, 14:27
So instead of people being killed/lynched do they just go past their expiration date?
;)
So instead of people being killed/lynched do they just go past their expiration date?
;)
oh, you wish.
No, they get eaten, or spilled.
JackAssterson
08/15/2007, 14:41
So instead of people being killed/lynched do they just go past their expiration date?
;)
Nah, it's the Mafia that went bad.
hoohoohoo
Nah, it's the Mafia that went bad.
hoohoohoo
That's ridiculous, Jack. :laugh:
Rokk_Krinn
08/15/2007, 14:58
oh, you wish.
No, they get eaten, or spilled.
You really want a thread that involves the concept of Carlos being ate or spilling all over? :noid:
You really want a thread that involves the concept of Carlos being ate or spilling all over? :noid:
"[That game] is a #### of the nature!"
Turtle....it's a parody. :p
I know, I was making a serious commentary on the multiple Mafia's popping up.
I know, I was making a serious commentary on the multiple Mafia's popping up.
Or were you???
Vote: TMNT99
Or were you???
Vote: TMNT99
HAHAH, my secret yogurt power will only increase if I'm lynched
Vote: TMNT99
HAHAH, my secret yogurt power will only increase if I'm lynched
Vote: TMNT99
NOOOOO!!!
Vote: Thawmus
Alright, signups are now over.
Here's who we have as players:
Ben Roethlisberger
Peyton Manning
Vanilla
Strawberry
Mountain Dew
Canned Cheese
Dell
Bic
Red Swingline Stapler
And now for the writeup:
I'm dead. I was a DVD. But I was scratched up by an Xbox360.
Alright, the day phase has started, vote for who you want to lynch!!!
No votes?
Then Carlos is lynched. For having a weinermobile, and stalking me with it last week.
The Night phase begins now. Send me a PM for your night power, if you have one.
Iron Ham
08/16/2007, 15:53
I gotta spread the love...
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 15:56
PMed you. Waiting on the write up.......
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 15:56
Hey, I'm just happy the thread got unlocked...I need a Mafia thread on which to post. :)
As such I'm PM'ing my Night Power to protect Thawmus as a thank you for unlocking the thread. Sure, watching over a "dead" scratched DVD may be useless but it's the thought that counts.
Hey, I'm just happy the thread got unlocked...I need a Mafia thread on which to post. :)
That's why I unlocked it. I was going stir crazy.
However, now that I know you wanted it too, I'm going to have to lock it just to be a fanatical jerk.
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 15:58
Hey, I'm just happy the thread got unlocked...I need a Mafia thread on which to post. :)
As such I'm PM'ing my Night Power to protect Thawmus as a thank you for unlocking the thread. Sure, watching over a "dead" scratched DVD may be useless but it's the thought that counts.
Hey! I have the protect power!
Its called "Refrigeration" :p
Hey! I have the protect power!
Its called "Refrigeration" :p
Way to roleclaim and ruin it!
You're auto-killed. As of now.
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 16:02
Way to roleclaim and ruin it!
You're auto-killed. As of now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was joking everyone, I'm really in the Maggia!
I'm the dreaded....... SPOON!
Muahahaha
No talking during the night phase!!! :angry:
Night phase is over, writeup coming in a bit!
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 16:05
Niiiiice.
FEAR THE SPOON:angry:
It was a rainy, sunny night. And he was having a bad day. For once, he finally got his licorice from the lady down the street. But no sooner had he claimed his prize, than the dreaded SPOON appeared, ready to carve out his innards. He looked left, and he looked right. But there was nowhere to go.
That is, until a stray hand grabbed the spoon, and threw it in a microwave. The Spoon squealed in agony as the power was turned ON, and set for an hour of cooking on High! The poor cup of Yogurt ran away madly, not wishing to hear the cries of the evil spoon.
Meanwhile, in the refrigerator, the Strawberry yogurt sat there, feeling safe, and secure. Unbeknownst to her, the dreaded Lemon Meringue was stalking her from the shelf above. With dreaded accuracy, he pounced, aiming the hard part of his plastic lid, into the soft tissue of her skull. She wailed for a moment, then screamed as she was thrown from her own shelf, and spilled herself all over the floor.
An hour later, the microwave sputtered, coughed, and finally died. The Spoon came out, triumphant, and angry. The Blueberry Yogurt had only delayed him thus far, but his number would be up soon. Oh yes, it would be up soon.
Ben Roethlisberger is dead. He was Strawberry, who really didn't get protected well at all.
Dell is dead. It was the Microwave, which sacrificed itself nobly to save a young yogurt's life this evening.
The day phase has now begun.
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 16:16
Thats right, don't mess with the spoon. Did I forget to mention my night power. If you target me, I KILL YOU!
MUAHAHAHA
Mr. Microwave never stood a chance!
Iron Ham
08/16/2007, 16:17
Vote Lynch: DocDoom187
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 16:20
Chocolate Raspberry Mousse is unable to place her vote, but she asked that I please make it for her.
Lynch: DocDoom187
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 16:23
Silly mortals. You can;t spill/lynch a spoon!!!
Muahahaha
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 16:24
Silly mortals. You can;t spill/lynch a spoon!!!
Muahahaha
That's what you think. We're turning you over to the Tick.
Do you know what he does with spoons?
SPOOOOON!!!!
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 16:25
That's what you think. We're turning you over to the Tick.
Do you know what he does with spoons?
SPOOOOON!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 17:07
For Pete's sake...why does this have to be the only Mafia thread unlocked?
Yes, I know..."No Night Conversation" but can't it just be, "Don't discuss things that affect the game." rather than totally locking folks out? :rolleyes:
Vote: DocDoom187.
He'll be my vote in the real mafia threads, too, just so I don't wind up stuck on a team with him again. :cheeky:
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 17:21
Vote: DocDoom187.
He'll be my vote in the real mafia threads, too, just so I don't wind up stuck on a team with him again. :cheeky:
Wait until I tell you what I know about him....or not. :p
BudPalmer
08/16/2007, 17:25
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 17:28
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Jacin or doom187?
Actually, guess it doesn't matter...
"No!" :)
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 17:29
Man, you guys are so un funny.
Now fear the DIAMOND SPOON
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 17:32
Man, you guys are so un funny.
Now fear the DIAMOND SPOON
A -Diamond- spoon? Does that mean you're going to be poorly distributed spoon with odd sales tactics and a great gushing love of Wizard publications? It certainly can't mean you're a gal's best friend. :cheeky:
DocDoom187
08/16/2007, 17:33
A -Diamond- spoon? Does that mean you're going to be poorly distributed spoon with odd sales tactics and a great gushing love of Wizard publications? It certainly can't mean you're a gal's best friend. :cheeky:
No, I'm not Ham's best friend :p
Hey, Bud ... is that woman in your avatar a midget?
BudPalmer
08/16/2007, 17:38
Hey, Bud ... is that woman in your avatar a midget?
I never asked. I can tell you her chest isn't.
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 17:38
Hey, Bud ... is that woman in your avatar a midget?
Better put a bell on her if she is, Jace. :)
Better put a bell on her if she is, Jace. :)
They're vicious. And their libidos are all out of whack.
JackAssterson
08/16/2007, 17:51
They're vicious. And their libidos are all out of whack.
There's a story here. I think I'll go comb the quarter bins to try to find the back issues.
EmperorNorton
08/16/2007, 17:57
A -Diamond- spoon? Does that mean you're going to be poorly distributed spoon with odd sales tactics and a great gushing love of Wizard publications? It certainly can't mean you're a gal's best friend. :cheeky:
At least he isn't a silver spoon or he would have had to avoid you at all cost.
There's a story here. I think I'll go comb the quarter bins to try to find the back issues.
Denny. Crane.
For Pete's sake...why does this have to be the only Mafia thread unlocked?
Yes, I know..."No Night Conversation" but can't it just be, "Don't discuss things that affect the game." rather than totally locking folks out? :rolleyes:
Look at who's playing, though. I mean, these guys have shown about as much self control as a bunch of raging chipmunks. I'm actually blown over by the fact that Ham closed his own thread.
Iron Ham
08/16/2007, 18:31
*click* You here the sound of a thread unlocking...
*click* You here the sound of a thread unlocking...
does that....does that mean you got all your PMs and are doing the writeup???
Iron Ham
08/16/2007, 18:53
does that....does that mean you got all your PMs and are doing the writeup???
No, it means you can quit whining about me closing it :squareeye
Rokk_Krinn
08/16/2007, 19:22
At least he isn't a silver spoon or he would have had to avoid you at all cost.
Wow. You actually just showed that you really do know a lot less about me than you realize. I would say I wish a silver spoon had been my "gift of birth", but, honestly, I think I've learned and experienced far more from that not being the case.
Shame, Emp, I thought I had a little more credit than that. :ermm:
Iron Ham
08/30/2007, 18:12
So... when is the next night phase?
JackAssterson
08/30/2007, 18:14
I think the yogurt expired, Ham.
So... when is the next night phase?
what?
END OF NIGHT PHASE
You all wake up and find Iron Ham standing in the hallway with a baseball bat shoved through his skull.
Iron Ham is dead. He was Banana Raspberry, and he was ####ing delicious.
I would ask that Iron Ham continue posting in this thread, as it is in fact a parody.
The Day phase begins now.
Iron Ham
08/30/2007, 18:17
Vote Lynch: Peers
JackAssterson
08/30/2007, 18:17
Lynch Vote: Sandra Wu-San
Iron Ham
08/30/2007, 18:21
Vote Lynch: Admiral Ackbar
IT'S A TRAP
Vote Lynch: Admiral Ackbar
IT'S A TRAP
The day phase has ended.
Admiral Ackbar fought off the crowd for as long as he could, but he eventually exclaimed, "IT'S A TRAP!" as they opened up a trapdoor below him, and then threw a pudding cup at him.
Admiral Ackbar is dead. He was a Psychopath, and he took Laundry, the Pudding cup, with him.
I humbly ask that Admiral Ackbar not post in this thread anymore, and avoid any traps that he might see.
The Night phase begins now!
JKLantern
08/31/2007, 11:41
Scruffy the Janitor does some night cleaning.
Iron Ham
08/31/2007, 21:36
Did you get my night PM, Thawmus?
Iron Ham
09/01/2007, 00:09
the night phase is over
Thawmus was peacefully ignoring this thread, when from out of nowhere Zsasz came in and killed him.
Thawmus is dead, he was Thawmus, d00d who ran this thread.
/threadjacked.
JKLantern
09/01/2007, 00:10
Scruffy the Janitor calls for the head of Iron Ham the Threadjacker.
Iron Ham
09/01/2007, 00:13
JKLantern is dead, he was Scruffy the Janitor
JackAssterson
09/01/2007, 00:51
Iron Ham is dead. He was Snuffleupagus, Fictional Yet Emo Mastadon.
Iron Ham
09/01/2007, 00:58
Iron Ham is alive, he is Jeebus.
JKLantern
09/01/2007, 01:09
Iron Ham is dead. You don't wanna know what JKLantern did to him from beyond the grave.
Iron Ham
09/01/2007, 01:17
Iron Ham is alive, he is Jeebus. He can do this ALL day
JackAssterson
09/01/2007, 01:32
Iron Ham is Encased in Acid, Alive, but in Perpetual Acidic Agony. He will be like this All Day, as per his wishes.
Iron Ham
09/01/2007, 01:36
Lynch Vote: Jackassterson
JackAssterson is dead, who cares who he was.
NIGHT FASE BEGIN NAO!
DocDoom187
01/01/2008, 12:25
...I'm STILL waiting on the write up!
Don't mess with the spoon. :angry:
Uknown352
01/01/2008, 13:39
DocDoom and his thread Necromancy:cheeky: :cheeky: .
The Night Phase has begun.
DocDoom cannot be found. Due to his thread necromancy, he was expelled from the refrigerator, doomed to spoil in a matter of weeks, as he is Vanilla Shortcake with Mint Yogurt, the really nasty #### that they keep making, even though everyone hates it.
If I don't get PMs from all players within 24 hours, I'll castrate the lot of you.
DocDoom187
01/01/2008, 16:04
Hey! I thought I was a Spoon PGO! I killed the Microwave!
Uknown352
01/01/2008, 17:05
DocDoom was one of those yogurts that the store always overstocks and ends up selling like 2 out of 500 because it's so nasty.
malakim2099 is dead. He was duped into coming here. He's also vanilla as hell.
malakim2099
02/13/2008, 14:58
malakim2099 is dead. He was duped into coming here. He's also vanilla as hell.
You know, I imagined Hell to be many things, but not vanilla...
JKLantern
02/13/2008, 15:00
You know, I imagined Hell to be many things, but not vanilla...
For a plant whose flowers open only one day out of the year, and whose bean has a unique and distinctive flavor, vanilla gets an unjustly boring reputation.
Truffle Shuffle
02/14/2008, 12:49
Vanilla doesn't sound to shabby ...
There’s something about the scent of vanilla that’s at once sexy and erotic, sweet and innocent. It’s an ingredient in sultry, exotic, and mysterious Oriental fragrances, romantic floral bouquets, sophisticated and confident modern perfumes and even in sensual, relaxing, and calming scents. Judging by its popularity as a fragrance in everything from bodycare to candles and air fresheners, vanilla has that secret something that draws us in. This brings us to some tests done by neurologist Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago.
In controlled tests designed to better understand the connection between smell and sexual arousal ... mature men were most aroused by just one simple smell…vanilla!
From here: vanilla.com (http://www.vanilla.com/html/sexandlove.html)
malakim2099
02/14/2008, 16:05
Vanilla doesn't sound to shabby ...
From here: vanilla.com (http://www.vanilla.com/html/sexandlove.html)
That is SO unfair.
Mainly because I'm currently between girlfriends at the moment. :disappoin
Truffle Shuffle
02/14/2008, 16:48
Then I would suggest removing all vanilla scented items from your vicinity, unless you plan to do a little palm reading.
malakim2099
02/14/2008, 21:04
Then I would suggest removing all vanilla scented items from your vicinity, unless you plan to do a little palm reading.
:eek: :cross-eye
:laugh:
(Really, what more needs be said?)
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