Random Comments thread mark II

[BudPalmer]

If Two-Face and Clint Eastwood had a kid...

[BudPalmer]

Sorry for the double post but is has been a day and no one has posted.

I was thinking about this whole "Mary Kate asking for immunity" thing. Clearly she provided the drugs that Heath ended up offing himself with. I'm thinking that we need to stop creating child stars. They seem to be more trouble than they are worth. My proposition is that we steal a page from Shakespearean times where women's parts were played by men and from now on all child parts will be played by little people or people of small stature. Sure everything will have that Baby Finster feel but it's for the good of the children. What do you say?

[EmperorNorton]

I was thinking about this whole "Mary Kate asking for immunity" thing.
Why?


Clearly she provided the drugs that Heath ended up offing himself with. I'm thinking that we need to stop creating child stars. They seem to be more trouble than they are worth. My proposition is that we steal a page from Shakespearean times where women's parts were played by men and from now on all child parts will be played by little people or people of small stature. Sure everything will have that Baby Finster feel but it's for the good of the children. What do you say?
I'm against it.
While the majority of child stars turn into skanky deadbeats there is at least one documented case of a former child star turning into a remarkable and beautiful person everybody has to adore.

[BudPalmer]

I'm against it.
While the majority of child stars turn into skanky deadbeats there is at least one documented case of a former child star turning into a remarkable and beautiful person everybody has to adore.


No, Drew Barrymore had a drug problem at age 6... or 8... either way she was waaaay too young to be doing drugs!



:devious:

[EmperorNorton]

What is the BudPalmer endorsed age for taking drugs, then?

[BudPalmer]

Well, firstly I'd like to say I don't endorse drug use in any way shape or form. And to answer your question, you are a legal adult at 18 over here so I'd have to say that at the earliest but I think 75 is the perfect age. I know I'm going to start shooting heroin when I hit 75.

[St-Dumas]

I'm against it.
While the majority of child stars turn into skanky deadbeats there is at least one documented case of a former child star turning into a remarkable and beautiful person everybody has to adore.

Jason Bateman and Shia LaBeouf were child stars. Now they're cool (Jason's cooler).

[BudPalmer]

Jason Bateman and Shia LaBeouf were child stars. Now they're cool (Jason's cooler).

I'm with you on Bateman (much better than his sister) but you lost me on LeBeouf.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I was thinking about this whole "Mary Kate asking for immunity" thing.

I think it has just been revoked :cheeky:

[BudPalmer]

You are out of your mind, you know!

[St-Dumas]

Somebody get me some cheese!

[BudPalmer]

You ever get that danish?

[St-Dumas]

As a matter of fact, I did not.

Senior, you're fired!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Whose house?!

[JKLantern]

Whose house?!

Not mine, that's for damn sure!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Not mine, that's for damn sure!

Quick, say "Diplomatic Immunity"!

[JKLantern]

Quick, say "Diplomatic Immunity"!

Can't I just shout "BASE"?

[Darkseid Sr.]

Can't I just shout "BASE"?

No you cannot. :sleep:

[JKLantern]

No you cannot. :sleep:

The world I done growed up in is gone...:sleep:

[Darkseid Sr.]

The world I done growed up in is gone...:sleep:

It's been replaced by chrome!!!!!

[JKLantern]

It's been replaced by chrome!!!!!

Chrome? I was hoping for bacon. :cry:

[Darkseid Sr.]

Chrome? I was hoping for bacon. :cry:

Have you heard the news? Chrome is now 11 times more delicious than bacon!

[JKLantern]

Have you heard the news? Chrome is now 11 times more delicious than bacon!

Then why did my chrome flakes taste terrible?

[St-Dumas]

JK! You're back!

By the way, don't say what Senior wants you to say. Say words that sound faintly like it, like Deadly Insecurity.

[JKLantern]

JK! You're back!

By the way, don't say what Senior wants you to say. Say words that sound faintly like it, like Deadly Insecurity.

For a little while, and I don't wanna. :p

[St-Dumas]

C'mon. Something easy like Dinosauric Independence.

[JKLantern]

C'mon. Something easy like Dinosauric Independence.

*Braaaaaaaaaaaaaap!* 'Scuse me.

[St-Dumas]

You, sir, are not excused!

And we, sir, are not amused!

[JKLantern]

You, sir, are not excused!

And we, sir, are not amused!

*Scratches self.* *Yawns.* *Punches a mime.*

[St-Dumas]

Well now i'm slightly amused.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Ow, some jerk just punched me in the face!


I'm off duty.

[JKLantern]

Ow, some jerk just punched me in the face!


I'm off duty.

*Gives Darkseid Sr. a Soup Dumpling.* *Steals Dumas' hat.* *Puts hat on a kitten.*

All going according to plan. Hey, Darkseid, what's the soup dumpling for?

[Darkseid Sr.]

*Gives Darkseid Sr. a Soup Dumpling.* *Steals Dumas' hat.* *Puts hat on a kitten.*

All going according to plan. Hey, Darkseid, what's the soup dumpling for?

For fighting, but the apple dumpling is for fun.

[St-Dumas]

*Gives Darkseid Sr. a Soup Dumpling.* *Steals Dumas' hat.* *Puts hat on a kitten.*

All going according to plan. Hey, Darkseid, what's the soup dumpling for?

Hey! That hat cost me 22 dollars!

*Takes hat from cat.*

[JKLantern]

Hey! That hat cost me 22 dollars!

*Takes hat from cat.*

The last hat I got that cost me that much was a tourist trinket in another country. That better be a nice friggin' hat!

[Darkseid Sr.]

The last hat I got that cost me that much was a tourist trinket in another country. That better be a nice friggin' hat!

It's made out of a cat.

[JKLantern]

It's made out of a cat.

In that case, wow, only $22 dollars? What a deal!

[St-Dumas]

The last hat I got that cost me that much was a tourist trinket in another country. That better be a nice friggin' hat!

It's a trucker hat with the GL logo on it. I got it at Comic Con.

[JackAssterson]

I pulled a Batman Alpha Riddler.

I'm far happier about that than I probably should be.

[St-Dumas]

Mom's Leftover pork + BBQ sauce + Fufu Berry soda = best lunch evur

[Darkseid Sr.]

Mom's Leftover pork + BBQ sauce + Fufu Berry soda = best lunch evur

Fufu is officially the funniest name for a soda.

[St-Dumas]

Fufu is officially the funniest name for a soda.

I went to a resteraunt in Santa Fe that had 100 different kinds of beer. Some of them had very funny names, including "Dog in Heat Wheat" and "Monty Python's Holy Ale".

[JKLantern]

I went to a resteraunt in Santa Fe that had 100 different kinds of beer. Some of them had very funny names, including "Dog in Heat Wheat" and "Monty Python's Holy Ale".

Saw both of those at the local wine store when my bro was picking up a "Make Your Own Six Pack," along with He-Brew and Arrogant Bastard Ale. However, we can never find any Tusker for my dad.

[St-Dumas]

The irony!

[BudPalmer]

I had a dream the other night where I kept having to get up to do something and when I went back to bed I kept forgetting to turn the light out so I'd have get back out of bed to turn the light off (because it's in the corner with the switch at the opposite corner). This happened three times in this dream. On the third time I actually got up and in the process kicked my cat square in the head. She's fine but she hasn't slept in my bed since. :laugh:

[Darkseid Sr.]

Crutches suck.

If you could somehow physically manifest complete suckage, and create a physical object from everything that sucked, combining all suckitude from everywhere, you would create crutches.

[Superfro]

Here's the deal...whether it be the dude getting the girl, or the bad guy getting his ### kicked, if you hear a Kenny Loggins song in an 80's movie make no mistake......

#### IS GOIN' DOWN!

[BudPalmer]

I was watching Olympic coverage of women’s volleyball this weekend in high-def. I found myself wondering why they didn’t show the celebratory hugs in slo-mo instead of the spike that won the match.

[St-Dumas]

Olympics are confusing.

[BudPalmer]

I'm just confused by the scoring of boxing. Other than that, it's pretty clear.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I'm just confused by the scoring of boxing. Other than that, it's pretty clear.

I think they go by successful punches versus unsuccessful, but honestly I have no idea.

[BudPalmer]

I just looked up the rules for points but I saw two guys completely unload on each other last night and there was one point scored between the two of them. :confused:

[St-Dumas]

My sister met Michael Phelps once. Apparently he's a butthead.

[BudPalmer]

I have no idea who that is but I believe you. I find most people are buttheads.

[Superfro]

My sister met Michael Phelps once. Apparently he's a butthead.

Shocking. Or not. Cause I find him to look like he'd be a total ######bag.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Shocking. Or not. Cause I find him to look like he'd be a total ######bag.

Thank God I'm not the only one.

[St-Dumas]

But he's still a damn good swimmer. I theorize that his father was a dolphin and his swimsuit was made by Aquaman.

[Darkseid Sr.]

But he's still a damn good swimmer. I theorize that his father was a dolphin and his swimsuit was made by Aquaman.

I theorize he cheats by sending his army of invisible fish to gnaw at the ankles of his opponents.

[BudPalmer]

I theorize he cheats by sending his army of invisible fish to gnaw at the ankles of his opponents.

That's crazy. There's no such thing as invisible fish!

[St-Dumas]

I theorize he cheats by sending his army of invisible fish to gnaw at the ankles of his opponents.

Now that is just garbage.

Invisible fish can't survive in chlorine! You're fired from the Big Board of Science!

[Superfro]

That's crazy. There's no such thing as invisible fish!

You wanna swim over here and say that!

[BudPalmer]

I'm not a strong swimmer.

[St-Dumas]

I'm not a strong swimmer.

Really? Hmm...

*Throws Bud into the deep end of the pool.*

[Darkseid Sr.]

You're fired from the Big Board of Science!

No! I've got 3 wives and 17 kids! You can't let me go!

[BudPalmer]

Really? Hmm...

*Throws Bud into the deep end of the pool.*

Wouldn't be the first time. Someone did that to me at the public pool when I was 6 (Kinda has something to do with my non-swimmer status).

[St-Dumas]

No! I've got 3 wives and 17 kids! You can't let me go!

Of course, you may be let back on if you complete...THE TRIAL!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Of course, you may be let back on if you complete...THE TRIAL!

Does it involve napping?

[St-Dumas]

Does it involve napping?

Yes.

In the dirt pile of Death Valley!

[BudPalmer]

Yes.

In the dirt pile of Death Valley!

Just be warned, it's not nearly as comfortable as it sounds!

[Darkseid Sr.]

You know what, The Big Board of Anti-Science just offered me a job, so I think I'll be packing my things.

Humph.

[St-Dumas]

Just be warned, it's not nearly as confortable as it sounds!

And it's only part 2 of THE TRIAL! Part 4 involves hunting down sasquatch...and then beating him in a game of rock/paper/scissors.

[BudPalmer]

Seymour, you steam a mean ham!

[St-Dumas]

I have a bunch of random people living in my house, which means I can't sleep in the basement and I can't walk around in my underoos. It's not too bad.

[Darkseid Sr.]

It's time for everyone's favorite game show, You don't know Jack!

The first question, for 100 rupees, which HCRealms Jack was once a Cambodian Figure Skater?

[JKLantern]

It's time for everyone's favorite game show, You don't know Jack!

The first question, for 100 rupees, which HCRealms Jack was once a Cambodian Figure Skater?

JackTober!!!

[Darkseid Sr.]

JackTober!!!

I'm sorry, the correct answer was Jack Squat. Minus 100 rupees.

Next question, for 269 rupees: Which HCRealms Jack was once thrown in jail for slapping a foreign ambassador?

[St-Dumas]

Jack B. Nimble?

[JKLantern]

I'm sorry, the correct answer was Jack Squat. Minus 100 rupees.

Next question, for 269 rupees: Which HCRealms Jack was once thrown in jail for slapping a foreign ambassador?

Jack the Knife!

[St-Dumas]

Jackson Publick!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Incorrect, the answer was JackAssterson.

Next question, for 1,000 wampum: Which HCRealms Jack was fired from his printing press job after misspelling "Crunchie"?

[Iron Ham]

JackofHearts

[JKLantern]

Well, the Frat I live with had THE first dance party of the year. Pirate party. Since it was the only thing going on last night, we has an insane turnout. Before the party even technically started, it was packed. Me and the front door guy estimate that we counted over one thousand college IDs, although a couple of them may have been repeats, as people were going in and out due to the incredibly high temperature of the building when you're packed in like sardines. And naturally, despite my best efforts, there were pre-party pictures.

Here we see me not even remotely looking at the camera. (http://photos-942.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v338/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33110582_2661.jpg)
Here we see the merry band of marauders from my floor. (http://photos-942.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v338/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33110583_3072.jpg)
Here's me trying to look scary. (http://photos-942.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v338/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33110581_2241.jpg)
Would you believe I was sober the whole night? Wouldn't know it by this picture. (http://photos-942.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v338/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33110580_2104.jpg)

[St-Dumas]

I am a man of constant sorrow...

[Iron Ham]

SAMUROID BATCH 23! SAMUROID BATCH 23!
Like HELL! HOMICIDE CRABS!

[St-Dumas]

SAMUROID BATCH 23! SAMUROID BATCH 23!
Like HELL! HOMICIDE CRABS!

RELEASE THE DROP BEARS! Widdle cuddly-wuddly bears...of death?

[BudPalmer]

I am a man of constant sorrow...

True story:

He's seen trouble all his days.

[St-Dumas]

I'm typing this from my college computer lab.

It's awesome.

[ReZourceman]

I'm typing this from my college computer lab.

It's awesome.

Wow, college eh? You'll be a man soon...


...I forget, when is the date of the operation? :laugh:

[St-Dumas]

Wow, college eh? You'll be a man soon...


...I forget, when is the date of the operation? :laugh:

It's right after I finish banging your girlfriend.

[JKLantern]

It's right after I finish banging your girlfriend.

We've secretly replaced ReZ's girlfriend with a goat. But keep quiet! Let's see if Dumas notices...

[St-Dumas]

We've secretly replaced ReZ's girlfriend with a goat. But keep quiet! Let's see if Dumas notices...

Really? Wow. I could honestly not tell the difference.

BTW, we've replaced JKLantern's pet with Neil Patrick Harris. Let's see what happens...

[JKLantern]

Really? Wow. I could honestly not tell the difference.

BTW, we've replaced JKLantern's pet with Neil Flynn. Let's see what happens...

What? You think Neil Patrick Harris can do what I do and I can't do what he does? Well, let me tell you a little riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike. One of them wasn't me...

[St-Dumas]

What? You think Neil Patrick Harris can do what I do and I can't do what he does? Well, let me tell you a little riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike. One of them wasn't me...

Oh so THAT'S what happened to my bike. Ha!

[ReZourceman]

Haha, okay that made me laugh Dumas.

[St-Dumas]

Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that human kind has gone insane.
To the point where I don't know
If i'll upset the status quo
By throwing poison in the watermain.

Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound.
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground.

I cannot believe my eyes!
How the world's full of filth and lies!
But it's plain to see
Evil inside of me
Is on the rise!

[JKLantern]

So yet another birthday present as gotten in. On my way to Oklahoma this summer, we briefly stopped to visit my sister and her husband. While we were there, she introduced me to the game "Munchkin." Since I enjoyed it so much, she sent me Space Munchkin.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Gah! Why do they shoot the V.I.P?! I'm not even close to him! I spend 15 minutes shooting everybody else up in an AA Tank, and one guy is left, and he manages to not only evade me but shoot the V.I.P?!

Gah!

[JKLantern]

Gah! Why do they shoot the V.I.P?! I'm not even close to him! I spend 15 minutes shooting everybody else up in an AA Tank, and one guy is left, and he manages to not only evade me but shoot the V.I.P?!

Gah!

You could always try beating them to the punch, and shoot the VIP yourself, and then take their money.

[Darkseid Sr.]

You could always try beating them to the punch, and shoot the VIP yourself, and then take their money.

But then she'll say "You have to keep the V.I.Ps alive!" And I'll go "Screw you, I can't help it!"

[JKLantern]

But then she'll say "You have to keep the V.I.Ps alive!" And I'll go "Screw you, I can't help it!"

I believe they put it best in Jurassic Park when they said, "Shoot her! SHOOT HER!"

[Darkseid Sr.]

I believe they put it best in Jurassic Park when they said, "Shoot her! SHOOT HER!"

But I can't, because she's miles away and communicating by radio! So I'm stuck shooting anyone I can find on this dinky little island and blowing up the oddly situated hotel.

[JKLantern]

But I can't, because she's miles away and communicating by radio! So I'm stuck shooting anyone I can find on this dinky little island and blowing up the oddly situated hotel.

You didn't leave one of your boys with her to make sure she didn't double cross you? Really, what sort of merc are you?

[Darkseid Sr.]

You didn't leave one of your boys with her to make sure she didn't double cross you? Really, what sort of merc are you?

I killed all my boys.

[Iron Ham]

It was only
fantasy
the wall was too high
as you can see
no matter how he tried
he could not
break free
and the worms
dig into
his brain

[BudPalmer]

My head is a box filled with nothing,
and that's the way I like it.
My garden's a secret compatment,
and that's the way I like it.
Your body's a dream that turns violent,
and that's the way I like it.
The winter is long in the city,
and that's the way I like it.

So please, baby, please
open your heart
and catch my disease?

[Superfro]

I need a nap.

[St-Dumas]

HEY WORLD! You know you gotta put up a fight!

[JKLantern]

Age is getting to me. Evidently, I'd rather be holed up in my cave trying to transcribe song lyrics from a Youtube video than put up with a horde of inebriated, obnoxious, shouting and chanting sorority girls. God I hate Tour de Frats. Almost as much as I hate blowout.

[St-Dumas]

Don't feel bad. I tanded to avoid it when my sister had a party. My house was full of loud music, smelly teenagers I didn't know and stale beer, even when it was fresh.

[Domi]

Hurr.

School + Life + Team Fortress 2 = no HCR.

[EmperorNorton]

I love Tina Fey.

[Superfro]

I love Tina Fey.

Join the club.


I still need a nap!

[St-Dumas]

Tina Fey is one of the funniest women alive right now.

I don't know who else is up there.

BTW, one week til Heroes!

[BudPalmer]

Sarah Silverman is pretty funny!



So this girl told me she was getting this creepy "I want to lock you in my basement" vibe from me.

I told her, "That's just because I want to lock you in my basement!" I don't see much of her these days.

[Superfro]

I don't see much of her these days.

Don't get down to the basement much?

[JKLantern]

Don't get down to the basement much?

Not since I built that brick wall over his basement door and built a fake door next to it. Just to keep 'im on 'is toes.

[Pashmina]

Nothing here to fear,
I'm just sitting around being foolish when there is work to be done.

[JKLantern]

Nothing here to fear,
I'm just sitting around being foolish when there is work to be done.

When did you move into my hall, Pash?

[St-Dumas]

I downloaded the soundtrack to Dr. Horrible. It's pretty cool.

BTW, 5 days til Heroes.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I fail to see how pants are a necessary part of watching Law and Order.

[St-Dumas]

I fail to see how pants are a necessary part of watching Law and Order.

I agree. Pants are unnecessary in watching television.

[BudPalmer]

I don't think biz likes me anymore (if he ever did). That makes me sad. No Christmas cookies for him this year I guess.;)

<Random troll flame>

[JKLantern]

<Random troll flame>

But trolls take double damage and don't regenerate from flame!

[Pashmina]

I love the fact that I'm playing in Noises Off in the school drama competition this year, and that I have the role Christopher Reeve had in the film.

[BudPalmer]

Do not go horse-back riding.

Sorry. Too soon?

[Superfro]

Deathtrap is my favorite Christopher Reeve movie.

[St-Dumas]

The South Park episode "Krazy Kripples" is my favorite thing that semi-involves Christopher Reeve.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Christopher Walken could beat me in a fight.

[JKLantern]

Christopher Walken could beat me in a fight.


Christopher Walken could beat EVERYBODY in a fight.

[St-Dumas]

Cristopher Walken is the best deadpanner ever.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Christopher Walken could beat EVERYBODY in a fight.

Even himself...

[Iron Ham]

Hurr.

School + Life + Team Fortress 2 + WoW + Mercenaries 2 + FALLOUT 3 on preoreder + a general sense of meh= no HCR.

and that's my excuse

in other news, one week and I'm 17. woo. go me. whatever.

[JKLantern]

and that's my excuse

in other news, one week and I'm 17. woo. go me. whatever.

Punk kids...;)

[St-Dumas]

Even himself...

Nope. It would be a stalemate until they realize what a force they could be together and join forces as the Fightin' Walkens.

[BudPalmer]

The Fightin' Walkens is a pretty good band name.

[JKLantern]

Okay, so at one point last night, my roommate comes into the room and tells me not to lock the door. Okay, fine, I can do that. So, after a while, I decide that, before studying for a test and doing some work, I'm gonna go hang out down the hall. After I'm done hanging out/watching the tube, I head back to my room, only to discover my roommate locked the door after coming back up and heading out again. When he finally gets back, I tell him that I couldn't get into the room because I didn't have my key. He apologizes. He goes into the room before I get back there. And what does he do after he gets in? He locks the door, and puts his headphones on. GAH! Couldn't get in my room for five hours! Had to do my work and studying this morning when I got up!

[BudPalmer]

You should duct tape him in his bed and get some people to carry him outside. That'll fix him.

[Superfro]

My solution always ends up being setting something on fire. I'd just burn down the dorm.

[JKLantern]

My solution always ends up being setting something on fire. I'd just burn down the dorm.

Were I not essentially living in a concrete bunker, that idea would be higher on my list.

[Superfro]

Were I not essentially living in a concrete bunker, that idea would be higher on my list.

What do they teach you kids nowadays?! Figure it out. Apply yourself. You can do it!

[BudPalmer]

My way has less collateral damage. You don't need to send THAT big a message... yet!

[Superfro]

I am a baby.

Agreed. ...

[BudPalmer]

I NEVER POSTED THAT!!! Oh, I see what you did, you clever one, you!

[St-Dumas]

What did he do? I missed it.

[BudPalmer]

I wouldn't have to keep saying, "Shut up!" if you'd just shut up!

[St-Dumas]

No, you shut up!

[BudPalmer]

That's what she keeps saying!

[St-Dumas]

That's what she said!

[BudPalmer]

Moving sucks!

[JKLantern]

Zeeky boogy doog!

[EmperorNorton]

Not moving sucks, too.

Posting messages without using anything but the mind is really hard.


*sticks finger in JKLantern's eye*

[JKLantern]

Not moving sucks, too.

Posting messages without using anything but the mind is really hard.


*sticks finger in JKLantern's eye*

Better people than you have tried to cause me pain. This week alone. They failed, as shall you. You hear me? FAILURE!


:noid:

:a-fist::m-dolphin::g-starburst:

[EmperorNorton]

Better people than you have tried to cause me pain. This week alone. They failed, as shall you. You hear me? FAILURE!


:noid:

:a-fist::m-dolphin::g-starburst:

Better people than me?
Don't be ridiculous.
If something like that existed you'd uncontrollably burst into flame in their presence.

[JKLantern]

Better people than me?
Don't be ridiculous.
If something like that existed you'd uncontrollably burst into flame in their presence.

If you're so awesome, why isn't Ricci constantly fawning over you? :devious:

[BudPalmer]

Hey, no hitting below the belt!

[JKLantern]

Hey, no hitting below the belt!

Highly cultured Europeans don't wear belts for me to hit below. They keep their pants up by sheer force of classiness.

[Superfro]

Hey, no hitting below the belt!

That's all the higher that pixie can reach!

[EmperorNorton]

If you're so awesome, why isn't Ricci constantly fawning over you? :devious:

She is.
She is just too shy to call me, because she thinks she's not good enough for me.

[JKLantern]

She is.
She is just too shy to call me, because she thinks she's not good enough for me.

That's not what she told my Oven Mitt Puppet.

[BudPalmer]

I'm gonna need bigger boots! <bastardized>:rolleyes:</bastardized>

[JKLantern]

I'm gonna need bigger boots! <bastardized>:rolleyes:</bastardized>

Wouldn't recommend using mine. They're still kinda full of silt and sand from that field trip to the Chesapeake Bay last week.

[EmperorNorton]

That's not what she told my Oven Mitt Puppet.

*sticks finger in JKLantern's Oven Mitt Puppet's eye*

[JKLantern]

*sticks finger in JKLantern's Oven Mitt Puppet's eye*

*Oven Mitt Puppet eats Norton's Finger. OM-NOM-NOM!*

[St-Dumas]

Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-dippa-dippa.

[BudPalmer]

I miss the F-bomb thread already! :laugh:

[JKLantern]

I miss the F-bomb thread already! :laugh:

The Fart Thread? :noid:

[BudPalmer]

That Riddler sure is a good piece!

[JKLantern]

That Riddler sure is a good piece!

Thanks for not going for my set-up to a perfectly bizarre series of posts involving flatulence. :cry:

I wonder if people will start using the word "Riddler" as a substitute for the offending word on this page, like when people started using the term "Grayson?"

[BudPalmer]

Oh Riddler off! And tke your high-concept thread ideas with you!

[JKLantern]

Oh Riddler off! And tke your high-concept thread ideas with you!

Go Riddle Yourself! The Fart Thread is a brilliant idea!

:laugh:

We gotta get JackA in on this action.

[BudPalmer]

Go Riddle Yourself! The Fart Thread is a brilliant idea!

:laugh:

We gotta get JackA in on this action.

I wonder if he could get behind this. Riddler him if he doesn't get it!

[JKLantern]

I wonder if he could get behind this. Riddler him if he doesn't get it!

You think he'd feel Riddlered over by this creative use of his favorite character?

[BudPalmer]

How the riddler would I know? Why don't you riddlering ask him?

[St-Dumas]

Shut the riddle up, motherriddlers!

[BudPalmer]

So my company is having the room below renovated to become a new training room. I look out the back window and I see one of the laborers with a 4-foot length of pipe to his mouth. Yup, the wacko is shooting blow-darts into the tree across the street. People are just silly.

[JKLantern]

So my company is having the room below renovated to become a new training room. I look out the back window and I see one of the laborers with a 4-foot length of pipe to his mouth. Yup, the wacko is shooting blow-darts into the tree across the street. People are just silly.

That's riddlerin' awesome.

[BudPalmer]

Oh riddler me! I totally riddlerin forgot!

[JKLantern]

Bet it was those riddlerin' Skrulls.

[St-Dumas]

So yesterday I get my new phone in the mail. After I've charged it, I plug it into my computer to put music on it (since that's it's major secondary function). I read the instructions and they say "Go to the website and download software to upload music". So I go to the website and find the application and it says it's not compatible with the kind of phone I have.

:tired: Technology is an idiot sometimes.

[BudPalmer]

A poor musician blames his/her instrument.

[EmperorNorton]

My piano is a total prick.

[BudPalmer]

Only funny Germans insult their instruments!

[Superfro]

Seriously....how does Susanna Hoffs look the same today as she did in 1987. (Actually even better.) Unpossible! I think she's been cloned.

[Time Consumer]

A poor musician blames his/her instrument.

a poor musician cant afford an instrument

EDIT: hmmm i post this at 4:18 pm yet the time stamp says 15:03...

DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE THE POWER TO ALTER TIME?!?!!?

[JKLantern]

Seriously....how does Susanna Hoffs look the same today as she did in 1987. (Actually even better.) Unpossible! I think she's been cloned.

Let's see...I have approximately 14 times the mass I did in 87...and am a little more than triple my 87 length...

[JackAssterson]

When the riddler did riddler become a riddle word?

[EmperorNorton]

JKLantern, I have a feeling you might like this (http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160098).

[JKLantern]

JKLantern, I have a feeling you might like this (http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160098).

'ere we go! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Now if only da new smilies wuz greenies...

[JackAssterson]

Now if only da new smilies wuz greenies...

All dey got is da blew and da pinc and da purpl. An da yelloh.

Wat a bunch uf pyoony bits uf da spektrum.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I cannot be stopped! Hoo-wah!

[BudPalmer]

<trips Darkseid Sr.>

[St-Dumas]

I like that my H&S class was cancelled.

I don't like that instead we went to the writing center for fifteen minutes and got asked a lot of obvious questions (e.g. "Why is it better for a paper to be error-free?")

[Darkseid Sr.]

Who dare trip me?! Let them speak so I can obliterate them!

[St-Dumas]

Who dare trip me?! Let them speak so I can obliterate them!

It was Glen from accounting.

[Darkseid Sr.]

It was Glen from accounting.

I'll show him to forget the cover sheet on his TPS report!

[JKLantern]

Alright, so tonight was somethin' akin to "Around the World in 80 Beers" in the units, except with mixed drinks, right? Each room that was open for drinkin' had a flag on it, representing whatever arbitrarily chosen country goes with that mixed drink. So one of my friends gets back from Busch Gardens midway through the festivities with a new potential girlfriend, and goes up to his room. He leaves the door open a crack, but clearly, no flag on the door. So, naturally, people decide, "Durrr, I'm gonna check and see if there's booze in there! Durrr!"

Now, I want things to work out for my friend, because he's a good guy, and he should be happy, eh? So I spent a large portion of the night tellin' people, "Turn LEFT! None of the doors to the right are open!"


And of course, at least one person decided to ignore me and check in on the room anyway.

What's the moral? I dunno. People are stupid.

EDIT: On the plus side, as far as I know my relatively recently turned 18 roommate didn't do anything horrifically stupid in all the festivities. And yes, as much as I like the guy, this has been a concern in the past.

[St-Dumas]

The premires of Earl and the Office were funny.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Creon is a lug!

[St-Dumas]

The S is for Sucks!

[BudPalmer]

While I was moving stuff out of my apartment today I missed the last step. Luckily it was only half as tall as the rest of the steps so I have a nice sprain instead of a broken ankle. That should make the rest of the move fun! Go me.

[St-Dumas]

Take some robutussin. You'll be alright.

[Time Consumer]

pshhh. pills are for pansies

tough it out and be a man. grow some hair on your chest blah blah blah and all that

[BudPalmer]

Don't worry, I just rubbed some dirt on it and got back out there. (Takin' today off though!).

[JKLantern]

Don't worry, I just rubbed some dirt on it and got back out there.

That's what I did when I dislocated my knee.

[St-Dumas]

It's official: My JSA theme team rocks.

[Darkseid Sr.]

It's official: MK vs. DC is mine for the mere fact that Darkseid is in it.

[JKLantern]

It's official: both the shower drains on my floor are clogged. Someone shall pay dearly.

[JackAssterson]

It's official: both the shower drains on my floor are clogged. Someone shall pay dearly.

Flog 'em then clog 'em.

These'll work: http://www.crackedkettle.com/store/images/clog3.jpg

[St-Dumas]

It's official: I wish MUA2 was out.

[Iron Ham]

It's official, you guys suck. Forget MY birthday, will you?

*plans a horrible act of vengeance*

[Darkseid Sr.]

It's official, you guys suck. Forget MY birthday, will you?

*plans a horrible act of vengeance*

Who are you?

[Pashmina]

14 Years

13 Minutes


15 Seconds

I've held this grudge.

11 Songs

4 Full journals

Thoughts of punishment; I've expanded.

[Superfro]

I want to throw my laptop through a window.

Not out a window.

Through a window.

From great elevation.

[BudPalmer]

Can't you just try to work it out?

[St-Dumas]

I once heard of a guy who shot his laptop with a shotgun. Then he sold in on eBay for fifty bucks.

[Superfro]

I once heard of a guy who shot his laptop with a shotgun. Then he sold in on eBay for fifty bucks.

That's pretty cheap for a shotgun.

*He says, really having no ####ing idea.*

[St-Dumas]

It's official, you guys suck. Forget MY birthday, will you?

*plans a horrible act of vengeance*

Make a bigger deal out of it next time. Seriously. I had a coupon for a free stripper-cake and one for expensive fireworks, and they both expired yesterday.

But a happy spirit-formation anniversity none the less.

[JKLantern]

That's pretty cheap for a shotgun.

*He says, really having no ####ing idea.*

Depends on the shotgun. One of my dad's coworkers and friends, a comically Clausesque man, collects shotguns, and the one he was showing us when I was out there, I think he described it as one of the best cheap shotguns made in any era, cost him several thousand dollars. A Fox, I think it was.

[St-Dumas]

You know what's cool? Class being cancelled because your teacher's sick. That's happened to me about three times in the past week.

[BudPalmer]

It's official, you guys suck. Forget MY birthday, will you?

*plans a horrible act of vengeance*

You have no bellybutton therefore you were never born. End of story.

[St-Dumas]

You have no bellybutton therefore you were never born. End of story.

No, I just blew up his belly button. I thought it was an improvement.

[JKLantern]

I now have a thin candy coating. Either time for me to take a shower or to get a girlfriend.

[St-Dumas]

Today's the birthday of Mama Dumas. Which to me means I get pizza and when mom comes home, I give her flowers and a card. All in all, good times.

[BudPalmer]

Leave it to you to be excited about what you get on your mom's birthday! :ermm:

[St-Dumas]

Leave it to you to be excited about what you get on your mom's birthday! :ermm:

I was just saying what it means to me. It means a lot to my mom in that she gets a book from her husband, flowers from her son and phone calls from her daughter, parents and brothers.

[BudPalmer]

Don't go changing things around. You know you're excited about the pizza.


Shameful!

:nervous::grin::laugh:

[JKLantern]

Don't go changing things around. You know you're excited about the pizza.


Shameful!

:nervous::grin::laugh:

You stole the pizza, didn't you?

[St-Dumas]

You stole the pizza, didn't you?

If Bud stole my pizza, i'll steal his cat and condition it to think it's a dog, then send it back.

[BudPalmer]

Bill already acts a lot like a dog (except for the pooping outside thing). I doubt I'd even notice.

[JKLantern]

Bill already acts a lot like a dog (except for the pooping outside thing). I doubt I'd even notice.

Sounds like my bros cat.

[St-Dumas]

Bill already acts a lot like a dog (except for the pooping outside thing). I doubt I'd even notice.

Oh.

Then i'll condition him to think he's a robot. Then i'll tell him a logical paradox.

[BudPalmer]

Oh.

Then i'll condition him to think he's a robot. Then i'll tell him a logical paradox.


Jeeze. Just smash his head with a hammer! Same results, less effort!


Kids these days!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Jeeze. Just smash his head with a hammer! Same results, less effort!


Kids these days!

Back in my day, the robots smashed us!

In retrospect, the olden days were dumb.

[St-Dumas]

Jeeze. Just smash his head with a hammer! Same results, less effort!


Kids these days!

Okay, i'll steal your cat and smash his head with a hammer.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Today I learned why I should never get in with a Sicilian when death is involved. Lesson learned.

[St-Dumas]

Today I learned why I should never get in with a Sicilian when death is involved. Lesson learned.

Both cups were poisoned.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Both cups were poisoned.

Cups?! I suckered the idiot into a bad stock deal and then shot him with my crossbow! Ne-haaha!

[St-Dumas]

Cups?! I suckered the idiot into a bad stock deal and then shot him with my crossbow! Ne-haaha!

The crossbow was poisoned.

[BudPalmer]

Never get involved with a land-war in Asia.

[St-Dumas]

Never get involved with a land-war in Asia.

The Asian was poisoned.

[EmperorNorton]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do!

[St-Dumas]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do!

I'm afraid I can't allow that to happen, Dave.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[St-Dumas]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

Surely you can't be serious!

[BudPalmer]

He is. And don't call him Shirley.

[JKLantern]

And Bud is getting LARGER!!!

[St-Dumas]

And Bud is getting LARGER!!!

Bud? What is it?

[BudPalmer]

It's a thing that flowers usually bloom from but that's not important right now.

[JKLantern]

Okay, so I signed up to sell tickets for our production of Arthur Miller's The Crucible today, right? I get to my table a good hour early, since that's how my schedule happens to work out. So I wait for the Asst. Director (who is also the publicity director for the entire Theatre Company) to show up with the tickets, the crappy signage we have for the table, and the money bucket.

Two hours later, she still hasn't arrived. I have tried calling her. I have tried calling the director. Neither of them have picked up. One of my castmates finally comes by, and then he calls the Publicity Director.

Here is approximately the response we got from the Publicity Director, the one who reserved the tables for us to sell tickets during the week, the one who is supposed to be on top of getting word out for the show:

"Wait, we have a table reserved for today?"

GAH! So pissed off right now!

[BudPalmer]

I don't remember that from Airplane. What scene is that from?