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Jackofhearts2005
09/07/2007, 17:17
I honestly have never bought an album of theirs, but I plan too.

I'm a music pirate with good intentions.
I download stuff that looks good and if I like it, I go out and buy the whole album later. If I don't, I figure they don't deserve my money anyways.

I think the concept of going to a live Gorillaz concert is funny.

Pashmina
09/07/2007, 17:23
I never used to doanload stuff, but I now do it with new artists, or people I'm indifferent to. Like I thought I better listen to Amy Winehouse's album, after all the hype, but after dl'ing it, I would definitely not buy it, and I'm glad I did that before spending 10-12 quid on a cd I wouldn't even like.

Whereas with people like Siouxsie Sioux, I'm planning to buy the special edition of her upcoming album Mantaray, simply because I love her, and it satisfies the materialist in me. All Bjork stuff too. Basically people I know I love, I'll buy.

I dl'd Dragonette's album, and feel bad about it, so i'm buying all their singles, as a kind of payoff. (It'll add up to the album price eventually)

Amora's_best_friend
09/07/2007, 17:33
I need to buy KT Tunstall's new album.

Pashmina
09/07/2007, 17:44
My list:

Mantaray - Special Edition by Siouxsie Sioux

I have no idea why it's special other than it comes in a red box. Still, funny.

Into a Swan - Single - Siouxsie Sioux

Just for the B-Sides/Remixes

A Bush album. Any recommendations? I might need Razorblade Suitcase.

St-Dumas
09/07/2007, 19:06
It's friday.

It's a good thing.

JKLantern
09/07/2007, 19:07
Toga Party in the dorm tonight. I'm gonna be dressed as a barbarian, rather than a Roman.

St-Dumas
09/07/2007, 19:08
Go as a viking. Vikings rock.

Amora's_best_friend
09/07/2007, 19:10
I need to see the film Sebastiane.

To further my knowledge for Latin class :p

St-Dumas
09/07/2007, 19:25
I need to see the film Shoot 'Em Up.

To further my knowledge of shooting people up.

Superfro
09/07/2007, 21:08
My list:

Mantaray - Special Edition by Siouxsie Sioux

I have no idea why it's special other than it comes in a red box. Still, funny.

Into a Swan - Single - Siouxsie Sioux

Just for the B-Sides/Remixes

A Bush album. Any recommendations? I might need Razorblade Suitcase.

Seriously...my wife has hundreds of Siouxsie CDs/LPs. HUNDREDS. It's ridiculous actually. It's her main thing. (If there's anything old or obscure you're looking for PM me, I'll see what if I can help you out.)

As for Bush, you can never go wrong with Sixteen Stone. I still think that's a brilliant album. Razorblade has a ton of awesome stuff too though.

Iron Ham
09/07/2007, 23:03
Stop.


Grammar time! (http://nastyhobbit.files.wordpress.com/2005/10/grammartime.gif)

St-Dumas
09/08/2007, 01:06
Shoot 'Em Up kicked my ###. Go read my review, or just see it. Better do both to make sure.

EmperorNorton
09/08/2007, 02:08
I hate the world at 7 in the morning.







And now it's 8 and I still hate it.

BudPalmer
09/08/2007, 02:09
I should be going to bed. :p

EmperorNorton
09/08/2007, 02:15
Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ###.

Superfro
09/08/2007, 02:16
I hate the world at 7 in the morning.


And now it's 8 and I still hate it.

8AM?! Wow! What year is it where you're at?!

EmperorNorton
09/08/2007, 02:17
8AM?! Wow! What year is it where you're at?!

Damned if I knew.

I guess it's 1978.

BudPalmer
09/08/2007, 02:19
I'm only four years old.

Superfro
09/08/2007, 02:20
Damned if I knew.

I guess it's 1978.

That's amazing. I have a Grey’s Sports Almanac for you, but if some punk kid shows up asking questions about it, you'll have to kill him.

St-Dumas
09/08/2007, 02:32
I'm only four years old.

That brings fond memories of the ATHF episode with Ezekiel.

"I'm four-thousand years old!"

Good times. Good times.

CarlosMucha
09/08/2007, 02:37
I'm back with a new computer!

(hope it keep working)

St-Dumas
09/08/2007, 03:33
Hooray!

I should go to bed.

Pashmina
09/08/2007, 08:57
I need to see the film Sebastiane.

To further my knowledge for Latin class :p

*knows it'll turn out to be some porn film*

*checks Wikipedia*

*is right*

Pashmina
09/08/2007, 09:00
Seriously...my wife has hundreds of Siouxsie CDs/LPs. HUNDREDS. It's ridiculous actually. It's her main thing. (If there's anything old or obscure you're looking for PM me, I'll see what if I can help you out.)

As for Bush, you can never go wrong with Sixteen Stone. I still think that's a brilliant album. Razorblade has a ton of awesome stuff too though.

I only have "The Best Of.." and "Once Upon A Time" (the new and original greatest hits).

And a few random tracks. Thanks for the offer, but I mean I'm not really looking for old stuff atm. It's annoying how no shops seem to have any Siouxsie cd's though..!
Thanks for the recoomendations.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 00:34
Today I pulled Tharok, which I traded for Bronze Tiger. It was more beneficial to me.

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 00:49
My Green Arrow took out 551% of his point value in a Battle Royale, totally pwning Mandarin, Young Superman, and Ultraboy.

He's a monster for 70 points.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 01:09
No, BT is a monster. He kicked the ### of Tharok, Lex Luthor and Emperor Joker.

11 attack, 18 defense w/WP and 2 damage w/CCE, all for 60 points. I'm not one for interenet slang, but recently i've been saying that Bronze Tiger pwns.

ReZourceman
09/09/2007, 06:15
Only because he does.

And I say pwns in RL more than on tinternet.

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 06:51
If you haven't allready, you might like to check out my album reviews. I've reviews Kala by M.I.A and just now Confessions On A Dance Floor by Madonna.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 07:49
Last night was like the definition of could be a horror movie.

Like several Australian randoms too drunk to stand up in the middle of a forest.

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 07:59
Oh yeah I love.

No, it was ridiculous. You just left me to carry a hlaf naked crying girl across a field. And she kept like trying to roll out our arms. And the australian girl who was actually semi-coherent kept collapsing randomly.

It was funny though. Jamie attempting semi-rape was so wrong though.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 08:10
Oh yeah I love.

No, it was ridiculous. You just left me to carry a hlaf naked crying girl across a field. And she kept like trying to roll out our arms. And the australian girl who was actually semi-coherent kept collapsing randomly.

It was funny though. Jamie attempting semi-rape was so wrong though.

I don't really remember walking to the road, too much Malibu lol.

*Is trying to do his Further Maths homework*

*Cries at Matrices*

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 08:15
Oh god, and actual Jesus aswell.

I hate.

A guy on another forum I frequent just committed suicide.

I hate.

I'm so angry!

ReZourceman
09/09/2007, 09:31
....Which forum?!

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 09:37
ZOMG TEH NOES.


*points you all to "The Guide to Faking your Death on the internets"*

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 09:40
Not the rope forums, on plexed (a forum for gay teens (which I'm a moderator on - I am actually responsible when I try hard enough)).


Commiting suicide is just so irresponsible and selfish.

Like at least run away from home and join the circus or something. That's what I'd do if I were depressed.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 09:42
ZOMG TEH NOES.


*points you all to "The Guide to Faking your Death on the internets"*

I'd be pretty surprised if it were faked.

He went on for about 2 months about how he had no friends.


Still, its like, actually go out and get some friends then.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 10:16
Oh god, and actual Jesus aswell.

I hate.

A guy on another forum I frequent just committed suicide.

I hate.

I'm so angry!
HE most likely didn't commit suicidde, but knows telling people he did will get them to feel remorse for him and give him attention. Make a bunch of posts about how much you miss him and how sad you are, and hopefully, he'll "come back from the dead"


If he did in fact commit suicide, you really should do something. Seeing as your a mod. I don't know what, but something.....

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 10:20
HE most likely didn't commit suicidde, but knows telling people he did will get them to feel remorse for him and give him attention. Make a bunch of posts about how much you miss him and how sad you are, and hopefully, he'll "come back from the dead"

He's getting banned if its fake, so I'm over it.

If he did in fact commit suicide, you really should do something. Seeing as your a mod. I don't know what, but something.....

Yeah, I'm leaving it up to the administrater to sort it out.

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 11:49
Oh god, and actual Jesus aswell.

I hate.

A guy on another forum I frequent just committed suicide.

I hate.

I'm so angry!

OMFG!?

####

####e #####. ####ing ####e.

########ER#####BAGLEZ! I hate! I hate him! ARTARAGAHGAHG!

UGGGGGGGGGGGGVGGGGGGGGG!

OMG!


What an ####ing waste. What a mothergoddamn####ing waste. Agh!

AGH!

-----

Sorry, I'm not that sympathetic with suicidal people. He did it becasue he told his friend he was gay and the chavs that they are rejected him. Sorry, but "big whup". Urgh. He was so young too. UAGH!@

That's just my fear/hatred of death kicking in.

EDIT: Fine, don't.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 11:51
OMFG!?

####

####e #####. ####ing ####e.

########ER#####BAGLEZ! I hate! I hate him! ARTARAGAHGAHG!

UGGGGGGGGGGGGVGGGGGGGGG!

OMG!


What an ####ing waste. What a mothergoddamn####ing waste. Agh!

AGH!

-----

Sorry, I'm not that sympathetic with suicidal people. He did it becasue he told his friend he was gay and the chavs that they are rejected him. Sorry, but "big whup". Urgh. He was so young too. UAGH!@

That's just my fear/hatred of death kicking in.

EDIT: Fine, don't.
Woah. Pashy feeling real emotions. I've never seen you curse, or even get really angry:confused: :surprised

And what does Baglez mean ;)

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 11:53
lol It's an old saying I just typed for a joke.

Well, I am angry. Throwing away your life over such a ####ing trivial thing. I know I can't really talk; i'm not him, and have a real life among normal people, and have never wanted to kill myself, because I'm scared of dying. ABF could relate more, but then not really, since our crowd of friends are normal, non-homophobic ####bags.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 12:05
I don't understand why someone would kill themselves, in a situation that wasn't even that big a deal.

It wasn't like his family was murdered by an insane murderer, and his legs were cut off so he could never again walk. All that happened was that his chavvy friend rejected him.

Maybe it's because I have a very "survivor" attitude (probably why I have so many multiple accounts on every forum - just incase; lol) and the idea of killing oneself seems so alien.

If I were in the Harry Potter universe, I'd so badly make a horcrux.

BudPalmer
09/09/2007, 12:22
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Pashmina
09/09/2007, 12:28
I don't understand why someone would kill themselves, in a situation that wasn't even that big a deal.

It wasn't like his family was murdered by an insane murderer, and his legs were cut off so he could never again walk. All that happened was that his chavvy friend rejected him.

Maybe it's because I have a very "survivor" attitude (probably why I have so many multiple accounts on every forum - just incase; lol) and the idea of killing oneself seems so alien.

If I were in the Harry Potter universe, I'd so badly make a horcrux.

Yeah duh. I'd be like the first one to make horcruxes. Id split each of the original seven into seven more.

Ever had 49 horcruxes?!

*laughs/wins/is still angry/sad over the situation*

biz567
09/09/2007, 12:33
When does Halo 3 come out? I want to decide when to get my 360.

ReZourceman
09/09/2007, 12:59
When does Halo 3 come out? I want to decide when to get my 360.
You're getting a 360? Sweet.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 13:12
Football, football, football...!!

Do you believe that, by posting something you like repeatedly on a thread in a chant-like form, somehow, through some form of osmosis, the readers will assimilate your values? I've gotta try that.

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Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 13:18
What is this swamp you talk of?


Oh, and JKL, you better join my Harry Potter game or I'll be really angry and hate you forever more. :)

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 13:35
I hate my Siouxsie avatar not looking good enough.

Oh well, Joanna Newsom makes me feel classy anyway.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 13:35
I wish I could play the world's smallest violin. That would be cool.

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 14:56
When does Halo 3 come out? I want to decide when to get my 360. the 25th... I have it preordered from Target already. I'll picking it (and a 360) up on release day.

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 16:14
I don't know why I'm so hyped for Mantaray - Siouxsie Sioux.

I've never been this excited over a CD before.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 16:16
I'm really excited about KT Tunstall's Drastic Fantastic, just because Q said it had more of a life than her debut.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 16:17
I don't know why I'm so hyped for Mantaray - Siouxsie Sioux.

I've never been this excited over a CD before.

My bro and I are excited about Chinese Democracy. Largely because we're pretty sure it's gonna be horrible, and because it is never, EVER coming out. Ever.

I challenge Axl Rose to prove me wrong on the latter point.

Pashmina
09/09/2007, 19:56
Isn't that famous for never coming out though?

Siouxsie just appeared the other day saying she had a new album. Like no build-up at all.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:05
I think, if you know where to look, you can find at least a little press on any album coming out. More often than not, I tend not to notice this press, seeing as most of my favorite musicians are kinda old now. But that doesn't neccessarily preclude excitement.

Real life example: About two years ago, my bro and I were wandering through the music section at Border's as the tail-end of a birthday hunt. We found "On An Island" by David Gilmour. We had no idea that David Gilmour was going to be releasing another solo album. In fact, at that point, I don't think we cared that Gilmour had released a solo album previously, as they were never in stores. But as soon as we saw this album sitting in front of us on the shelf, it was like Christmas had come early. We had to get it.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:09
I was going to buy another new album, but I've totally forgotten whose it was.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:12
I was going to buy another new album, but I've totally forgotten whose it was.

I hate it when that happens. Or when I'm going to go look up stuff about an album online, get distracted by something, and then forget what it was I was going to look up.

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 20:14
I was going to buy another new album, but I've totally forgotten whose it was.
It better have been one of these.... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead_discography)

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:17
It better have been one of these.... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead_discography)

I dislike buying carp :p

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:19
I dislike buying carp :p
So how do you get your garden to grow!?:confused:


:p

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 20:21
I dislike buying carp :p

Don't forget - I made this thread. I can close it and open it repeatedly just to annoy you.

EDIT: Watch these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pytlmRmxZkA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxrdrzmuUw&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpr498vngFQ&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGt4J9oBKKo&mode=related&search=

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:21
So how do you get your garden to grow!?:confused:


:p

I have my own horse.

It ploughs my field every morn' and night.


I like singing country ballads :cool:

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:22
Don't forget - I made this thread. I can close it and open it repeatedly just to annoy you.
I double dog ditch dare ya!

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:26
You don't want to see me when I'm angry!

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:32
Iron Ham you ### hole ;)


I've been repped by Pashy and then ABF consecutively. What do I win?

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 20:33
Iron Ham you ### hole ;)


I've been repped by Pashy and then ABF consecutively. What do I win?

"I had to! he double dog DARED me!" :grin:

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:34
Iron Ham you ### hole ;)


I've been repped by Pashy and then ABF consecutively. What do I win?

A visit from the Ghost of Corporate Future.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:34
"I had to! he double dog DARED me!" :grin:
I double dog dare you to give me all your clix

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:35
Among one of the least mature things I've seen on the Realms, and I've seen quite a bit.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:35
A visit from the Ghost of Corporate Future.
Me no get it........

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:36
Among one of the least mature things I've seen on the Realms, and I've seen quite a bit.
Your momma!!!!!

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:38
I don't know if you know this, but if ClixerChase22 came back, he could unlock the thread. Whoever starts a thread can unlock it, even if it was locked by a mod....

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:38
Me no get it........
A reference to Regina Spektor's "Ghost Of Corporate Future", which in turn is a reference to "A Christmas Carol"'s Ghost Of Christmas Past/Present/Future.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:40
A reference to Regina Spektor's "Ghost Of Corporate Future", which in turn is a reference to "A Christmas Carol"'s Ghost Of Christmas Past/Present/Future.
Oh.



I don't know crappy popular culture references:p

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:41
Your momma!!!!!

"Your momma" jabs were ancient and idiotic when I was in Middle School. They are no less so now.

Next shot, please.

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:42
Yeah, it's not really that obvious, and was a really bad reference, so yeah...

Amora's_best_friend
09/09/2007, 20:43
"Your momma" jabs were ancient and idiotic when I was in Middle School. They are no less so now.

Next shot, please.

You're gay!


;)

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:45
You're gay!


;)

Were it coming from someone else, it would be HORRIBLY politically incorrect. That nets it a few points. However, it's also one I heard used regularly, starting from Elementary School.

Next shot, please.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 20:55
My soldier theme team:

August General in Iron (100) + Disintegrate (7)
Cap and Bucky (138) + Movethrough (8)
Crossbones (47)

It destroyed my opponents Moon Knight team.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:56
Were it coming from someone else, it would be HORRIBLY politically incorrect. That nets it a few points. However, it's also one I heard used regularly, starting from Elementary School.

Next shot, please.
*junk shots JK*

How about that one?

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:56
My soldier theme team:

August General in Iron (100) + Disintegrate (7)
Cap and Bucky (138) + Movethrough (8)
Crossbones (47)

It destroyed my opponents Moon Knight team.

That's not remotely insulting. Leave my sight.

Next shot please.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:57
*junk shots JK*

How about that one?

If I could stand unaffected after having a friend mistake me for someone else and kick me square in the left testicle, I can withstand that.

Next shot.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 20:58
That's not remotely insulting. Leave my sight.

Next shot please.

What does that mean?

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:58
That's not remotely insulting. Leave my sight.

Next shot please.
Are you kidding?

Actually using that piece of garabge August General in Iron insults me incredibly

JackAssterson
09/09/2007, 20:59
That's not remotely insulting.


Your television activating device is bulky, poorly designed and ill-equpped to serve today's technological needs.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 20:59
What does that mean?

A tiny joke at your expense.

Next shot please.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 20:59
If I could stand unaffected after having a friend mistake me for someone else and kick me square in the left testicle, I can withstand that.

Next shot.
you have no testicles!

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 21:02
Your television activating device is bulky, poorly designed and ill-equpped to serve today's technological needs.

I find your pun mongering stale. I have become enured to the pain your lowbrow wordplay brings, but nevertheless, you disgust me. Leave my sight!*

Next shot.

*This statement is included as a paraphrase of a literary figure, and does not reflect my opinion of Jackassterson. In fact, rep if you can ID who I'm quoting.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 21:03
you have no testicles!

My previous statement clearly demonstrates the existence of my genitalia, whereas your statement demonstrates a considerable lack of knowledge about human anatomy on your part. You are awarded no points.

Next shot. Come on, someone's got to have something creative out there.

DocDoom187
09/09/2007, 21:08
JK, your just pissing me off now.............


;)

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 21:10
JK, your just pissing me off now.............


;)

That's one of the Secondary Functions of the JKL Institute for Improved Insults, Superior Slander, and Awesome Verbal Attacks.

Next shot.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 21:15
A tiny joke at your expense.

Next shot please.

*Shoots JKLantern.*

Next target please.

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 21:17
*Shoots JKLantern.*

Next target please.

That, at least, demonstrates a little bit of lateral thinking, a useful skill whether making verbal jabs or when attacking everyday problems.

Next shot please.

biz567
09/09/2007, 21:17
The Eagles and the Dolphins lost. Not a good day.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 21:18
You're not saying words! You're saying LIES!!

JackAssterson
09/09/2007, 21:36
Come on, someone's got to have something creative out there.

*produces Sesame Street's Gordon*

*knots his tie*

*sliced Gordian knot open*

*leaves*

JKLantern
09/09/2007, 21:40
*produces Sesame Street's Gordon*

*knots his tie*

*sliced Gordian knot open*

*leaves*

I meant in terms of insultery. Although I have to admit, this one isn't half bad.

Iron Ham
09/09/2007, 22:06
Are you kidding?

Actually using that piece of garabge August General in Iron insults me incredibly

Wait- What?

AGiI isn't crazy good, but he he just keeps coming... throw in a lot of damage reducers, lots of EW, flurry, and Regen and you have a decent figure. The only thing he lacks is range... which he could make up for by carrying a SHIELD Sniper - who would also benefit from his late-dial enhancement.

He brings a good close combat piece that can constantly crack Imperv to the Soldier Keyword, where previously there was only Moon Knight and Citizen V.

St-Dumas
09/09/2007, 23:28
Wait- What?

AGiI isn't crazy good, but he he just keeps coming... throw in a lot of damage reducers, lots of EW, flurry, and Regen and you have a decent figure. The only thing he lacks is range... which he could make up for by carrying a SHIELD Sniper - who would also benefit from his late-dial enhancement.

He brings a good close combat piece that can constantly crack Imperv to the Soldier Keyword, where previously there was only Moon Knight and Citizen V.

Yes, the August General is king. So is Bronze Tiger.

biz567
09/09/2007, 23:49
Those cinnamon sticks with the icing from Dominos are amazing.

biz567
09/09/2007, 23:52
And why is this in the Arcade forum?

Iron Ham
09/10/2007, 00:01
Becuse teh pwners taht bee put it heer.

:p

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 00:17
Those cinnamon sticks with the icing from Dominos are amazing.

*Kills biz and takes his cinnamon sticks and icing.*

Dammit, these are good!

Thawmus
09/10/2007, 08:44
You know who AGiI is good with?

Green Arrow.

EmperorNorton
09/10/2007, 08:46
Today at Dunkin' Donuts I asked the clerk what was so surprising about the Éclair Surprise.
Then she told me.

I won't get any sleep tonight.

Thawmus
09/10/2007, 09:57
Today at Dunkin' Donuts I asked the clerk what was so surprising about the Éclair Surprise.
Then she told me.

I won't get any sleep tonight.

Ohohohoho, Emp hooked up with the Dunkin' Donuts lady!!!


*teases mercilessly, then faints*

Iron Ham
09/10/2007, 10:07
You know who AGiI is good with?

Green Arrow. Do you know who Green Arrow is good with?

Everyone.

Thawmus
09/10/2007, 10:09
Do you know who Green Arrow is good with?

Everyone.

Do you know...........



....that you're right?

Iron Ham
09/10/2007, 10:39
Do you know...........



....that you're right?

Yes. Yes I do.

Green Arrow KO list:

Ultraboy
Young Superman
The MandarinGames played: 1

Pashmina
09/10/2007, 12:19
*shrieks*

Yes!

Just bought Mantaray (Special Limited Edition) by Siouxsie Sioux!

*dances*

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 13:20
You know who makes every team better?

Bronze Tiger.

Pashmina
09/10/2007, 14:13
I need people to comment on my Madonna review.

Like if anyone thinks differently.

Amora's_best_friend
09/10/2007, 14:44
I love.

I'm learning to play "Why Do You Love Me" by Garbage on the electric guitar.

Like actually officially my favourite song ever.

*Has the single artwork on his bedroom wall*

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 15:21
Should I put a link to the X-Mafia game in my sig?

Amora's_best_friend
09/10/2007, 15:23
Should I put a link to the X-Mafia game in my sig?

Its funny doing it.

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 15:36
Okay. I did.

Shield001
09/10/2007, 15:50
But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?

Amora's_best_friend
09/10/2007, 15:54
I need everyone who reads this to join the Harry Potter mafia game, or I'll be really angry.

Pashmina
09/10/2007, 17:29
*defies logic and gravity by reading it, but allready having joined*

"It's all make-believe, isn't it?"

EmperorNorton
09/10/2007, 17:31
Nancy Sinatra just walked all over me.

Pashmina
09/10/2007, 18:27
Siouxsie Sioux is so funny.

Domi
09/10/2007, 18:58
So's your mom.

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 19:21
Shieldie, are you pondering what i'm pondering?

But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?

Iron Ham
09/10/2007, 19:23
Shieldie, are you pondering what i'm pondering?

Narf! :grin:

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 19:24
Poink!

Why can't more cartoons be that good?

Pashmina
09/10/2007, 19:37
Because everyone hated Pinky and the Brain?

/ I used to like it. It felt like it had alight adult humour in it.

Domi
09/10/2007, 19:45
I prefer Duck Dodgers myself.

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 19:46
The only good episode of Duck Dodgers was the one with Green Lantern.

Kevin Smith was Hal Jordan. Kevin Smith!

Domi
09/10/2007, 19:47
There were more good episodes of Duck Dodgers than that one. Although I will acknowledge that there are certain moods which are not conducive to watching the show.

JKLantern
09/10/2007, 19:47
My dad liked Pinky and the Brain. But if you really want a cartoon everyone in the whole family can enjoy, you have to go with Ren and Stimpy.

Domi
09/10/2007, 19:48
A good one, it was.

However, one of my favourite cartoons ever was, and still is, Angry Beavers.

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 19:52
Angry Beavers was okay. Too many made-up words hurt my brain, though.

I never got into Ren & Stimpy for some reason. It seemed gross.

Currently, the best cartoon on TV is Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Domi
09/10/2007, 20:19
You mean cartoon, or saturday morning cartoon?

JKLantern
09/10/2007, 20:20
Angry Beavers was okay. Too many made-up words hurt my brain, though.

I never got into Ren & Stimpy for some reason. It seemed gross.

Currently, the best cartoon on TV is Avatar: The Last Airbender.

My bro and I like reading up on different styles of Martial Arts from time to time, so we dig Airbender for that reason. Admittedly, due to my lack of cable at school, I haven't watched much in the way of cartoons for some time now.

There's one episode of Angry Beavers I love: The Howler Leeches Episode.

Somehow, my cousin got my dad into Ren and Stimpy, along with my sister, my bro, and me. We've spent the better part of a decade looking for an "Ask Dr. Stupid" shirt for my dad.

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 20:38
I barely know anything about martial arts, but Avatar just has kick-### action and interesting characters and a great storyline. What's not to love?

JKLantern
09/10/2007, 20:44
I barely know anything about martial arts, but Avatar just has kick-### action and interesting characters and a great storyline. What's not to love?

They use some intense martial arts in Avatar. For example, the first parts of training for Hung Gar, the martial arts that the Earthbending technique is modeled from, involves endurance training. Specifically, you have to be able to stand in a horse stance for about three hours.

All the Kung Fu martial arts are graceful, and fun to watch, but if you really want to be able to beat the tar out of people, you can't go wrong with Muay Thai or some other form of kickboxing combined with some form of grappling martial art.

Domi
09/10/2007, 21:27
And who doesn't want to be able to beat the tar out of people?

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 21:46
They use some intense martial arts in Avatar. For example, the first parts of training for Hung Gar, the martial arts that the Earthbending technique is modeled from, involves endurance training. Specifically, you have to be able to stand in a horse stance for about three hours.

All the Kung Fu martial arts are graceful, and fun to watch, but if you really want to be able to beat the tar out of people, you can't go wrong with Muay Thai or some other form of kickboxing combined with some form of grappling martial art.

Yep, kung fu is awesome. That's why people like Jackie Chan, Bronze Tiger and Jackie Chan's uncle from the cartoon are cool people.

Domi
09/10/2007, 21:49
"I know kung fu."
-Neo

biz567
09/10/2007, 21:51
*Kills biz and takes his cinnamon sticks and icing.*

Dammit, these are good!

Ummm....Ouch.

Domi
09/10/2007, 21:56
Where exactly are said cinnamon sticks coming from?

JKLantern
09/10/2007, 22:09
Apparently, Domino's.

If you really want good pizza, though, you gotta go homemade.

Frontman
09/10/2007, 22:45
"I know kung fu."
-Neo

"For the last time, no you don't." - Alex Trebek

St-Dumas
09/10/2007, 23:32
"For the last time, no you don't." - Alex Trebek

"Up yours, Trebek!"
-Sean Connery

Pashmina
09/11/2007, 13:25
Paris Hilton stars in the summers most action-packed blockbuster...

Brum, The Movie!


---

Anyone from the UK remember Brum?

Shield001
09/11/2007, 13:51
Where exactly are said cinnamon sticks coming from?


cinnamon sticks !!! :eek: where ???? :confused:

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 14:32
Paris Hilton stars in the summers most action-packed blockbuster...

Brum, The Movie!


---

Anyone from the UK remember Brum?

I don't know what it is, I just know it's about to be disemboweled by a #####.

Pashmina
09/11/2007, 14:53
Brum's Life Story in colour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brum_%28television%29)

Funny. Back when childrens TV was for like 2 hours and if you didn't watch it you died. Now there's a CBBC channel!

Superfro
09/11/2007, 15:00
"Up yours, Trebek!"
-Sean Connery

"BUCK FUTTER!"
-Sean Connery

BudPalmer
09/11/2007, 15:07
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a #####!"

Pashmina
09/11/2007, 15:10
Oh my god, I lol'd at this!

EDIT: Removed for content.

Could win an Oscar.

EDIT:

I just find this whole thing disturbing and plain wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h863nXDqCM0&mode=related&search=)

BudPalmer
09/11/2007, 15:16
Oh my god, I lol'd at this!


Could win an Oscar.

Yeah, that guy's gonna be famous when he breaks into Britney's home. I hope that's an edited link (you know because of the bad words). Someone in my company just sent that to me an hour or so ago.

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 15:22
"BUCK FUTTER!"
-Sean Connery

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for $400."
-Sean Connery

Funny story. At my first CoG event when I played the Grim Reaper, people started calling him the Grim Rapist and then it was shortened to TheRapist, said in a Connery-esque voice.

Good times.

BudPalmer
09/11/2007, 15:25
"I'll take Anal Bum Covers for $200"

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 15:26
"I'll take Jap-Anus relations for $300."

Pashmina
09/11/2007, 15:34
You put me in the

*bang bang*

Magic position, darling

CarlosMucha
09/11/2007, 15:35
"I'll take Jap-Anus relations for $300."


I don't take anything. no matter for how much, even "50 Cents" can destroy you. :surprised

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 15:37
...that's what she said!

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 19:41
"BUCK FUTTER!"
-Sean Connery
"I'll take famous tits for a thousand"



:p

JKLantern
09/11/2007, 19:43
"That's not my name."
-Burt Reynolds

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 19:44
"Sigh...Turd Ferguson."

JKLantern
09/11/2007, 19:47
"Yeah, whaddaya want?"

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 19:55
Alex: What color was the cover to the Beatles white album?
*Catherine Zeta-Jones buzzes in.*
Catherine: Who are the Beatles?
Alex: No, that was incorrect.
Catherine: No, I mean it, who are the Beatles?

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 21:26
Bud I respectfully request you change your avvie. This one's just not doing it for me :p

Wolverine_Hulk
09/11/2007, 21:28
There have been more Popes then countries in the world.

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 21:29
There have been more Popes then countries in the world.
Sounds right. How many hundred fo years has the position of pope bee around? Probably more like thousand than hundreds.

JKLantern
09/11/2007, 21:32
Sounds right. How many hundred fo years has the position of pope bee around? Probably more like thousand than hundreds.

There has been a position of Pope for roughly 2000 years. A couple of times, due to unusual political and religious conditions, there have been several Popes simultaneously, but the Catholic Church tries not to bring that up when they can avoid it...

(I'm going to Hell...)

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 21:34
There has been a position of Pope for roughly 2000 years. A couple of times, due to unusual political and religious conditions, there have been several Popes simultaneously, but the Catholic Church tries not to bring that up when they can avoid it...

(I'm going to Hell...)
Yea, but wasn't there a couple hundred of year period where there were like "fake popes", or something like that?


I know a good amount about this stuff ,but not nearly as much as I should. Most of what I know is from books and I'm not sure I can believe it all.

JKLantern
09/11/2007, 21:39
Yea, but wasn;t there a couple hundred of year period where there were likee "fake pops", or something like that?


I know a good amount about this stuff ,but not nearly as much as I should. Most of what I know is from books and I'm not sure I can believe it all.

It's been a while since I've taken Euro. This article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Schism) probably explains it better than I currently could.

BudPalmer
09/11/2007, 22:15
Bud I respectfully request you change your avvie. This one's just not doing it for me :p

Not a Maggie Q fan, huh? I'll see what I can come up with.

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 22:16
FYI I like brunettes :p

BudPalmer
09/11/2007, 22:23
He's a brunette. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4CeTglmI0);)

I'm totally getting this done! \m/ \m/

DocDoom187
09/11/2007, 22:25
I totally new this was coming. LOL

St-Dumas
09/11/2007, 23:19
If that guy in your avvy won third place in something, he'd be a BRONZE Tiger.

*Walks away with an undeserved feeling of superiority.*

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:03
No mafia threads are open today..... :cry:

Iron Ham
09/12/2007, 10:14
Ham is a sad panda.

BudPalmer
09/12/2007, 10:17
At least you're not a filthy centaur!

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:18
No mafia threads are open today..... :cry:



:disappoin :disappoin :disappoin

well, I willl go to work and when I return bether be open! :mad:

:p

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 10:19
Ham is a sad panda.

Ham...is...panda?

####! Why are we eating it? That's an endangered species! EVERYONE STOP EATING HAM!!!!

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:31
Ham...is...panda?

####! Why are we eating it? That's an endangered species! EVERYONE STOP EATING HAM!!!!


I don't eat Ham.

alive or dead I don't like it.

I like chicken. because Chicken... you know... taste like chicken.

some people say what Ham taste like chiken and date any Ham lady. I don't aprove that.

DocDoom187
09/12/2007, 10:33
I don't eat ham either.................


:grin:

BudPalmer
09/12/2007, 10:35
Ham's too salty for my liking.

(Man, this could come back to haunt me!):noid:

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:36
Ham is awesome. I'm sad that people don't eat it often enough.

My family is severely invested in the pork industry, so I know about a lot of the myths thrown around about it, which sadden me.

Ham doesn't even need seasoning, really. It's friggin' great just by grilling it by itself. And it's usually cheap as hell.

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 10:37
Ham is awesome. I'm sad that people don't eat it often enough.

My family is severely invested in the pork industry, so I know about a lot of the myths thrown around about it, which sadden me.

Ham doesn't even need seasoning, really. It's friggin' great just by grilling it by itself. And it's usually cheap as hell.

Spiral ham is usually what my family has at Christmas. Sometimes, the Christmas Ham and the Thanksgiving Turkey have been known to swap places.

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:37
Ham's too salty for my liking.




exactly. exactly what I meant.

DocDoom187
09/12/2007, 10:37
Ham is awesome. I'm sad that people don't eat it often enough.

My family is severely invested in the pork industry, so I know about a lot of the myths thrown around about it, which sadden me.

Ham doesn't even need seasoning, really. It's friggin' great just by grilling it by itself. And it's usually cheap as hell.
Yea. I wish I could eat, it sounds delicious, but I'm commanded not to, so I don't.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:38
Ham's too salty for my liking.

(Man, this could come back to haunt me!):noid:

Har har, watch me capitalize upon this post!



Bud's not worth Ham's salt!

:laugh:


That's right, pwned.

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:40
Ham is awesome. I'm sad that people don't eat it often enough.

My family is severely invested in the pork industry, so I know about a lot of the myths thrown around about it, which sadden me.

Ham doesn't even need seasoning, really. It's friggin' great just by grilling it by itself. And it's usually cheap as hell.


you are a mad! :mad: because of people like you the Ham "factorys" are all around.

if people just eat Chiken and not Ham we will have only chicken all around!

you ruin eveything! :cry:

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:41
Spiral ham is usually what my family has at Christmas. Sometimes, the Christmas Ham and the Thanksgiving Turkey have been known to swap places.


turkey is overrated. it looks great but when you got her is not that great.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:42
you are a disgrise! :mad: because of people like you the Ham "factorys" are all around.

Um, actually, my family is in the pork industry BEFORE that one.

My two cousins own one of the largest pork farms in the world.

if people just date Chiken and not Ham we will have only chicken all around!

you ruin eveything! :cry:

By that reasoning, I'm actually a saint in your eyes, and YOU ruin everything.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:44
turkey is overrated. it looks great but when you got her is not that great.

Turkey is awesome because it can be eaten with anything. I typically pile stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, mashed potatoes.....everything......on turkey.

It's impossible to #### turkey up when eating it.


And it's a great excuse for a nap.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 10:45
you are a mad! :mad: because of people like you the Ham "factorys" are all around.

if people just eat Chiken and not Ham we will have only chicken all around!

you ruin eveything! :cry:

oh, you edited, struck, and reversed.

That's pretty neat.

DocDoom187
09/12/2007, 10:45
I absiolutely detest plain turkey. Turkey with salt, loaded, i mean SWIMMING in gravy, and cranberry sauce however, is one of my favorite poultries, after Duck.

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:46
Turkey is awesome because it can be eaten with anything. I typically pile stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, mashed potatoes.....everything......on turkey.

It's impossible to #### turkey up when eating it.


And it's a great excuse for a nap.


yea. but I don't like that kind of partys. I'm a classic guy. I just take the chicken please.

But I have a "turkey" once!

oh thanks God! thanks God!

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:48
oh, you edited, struck, and reversed.

That's pretty neat.


Yea, "political correction". look what 6 years in USA have become on me. :noid:

CarlosMucha
09/12/2007, 10:49
I absiolutely detest plain turkey. Turkey with salt, loaded, i mean SWIMMING in gravy, and cranberry sauce however, is one of my favorite poultries, after Duck.


yep that is nice. a good dress and make up always help.

time to work! see ya later!

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 10:50
yep that is nice. a good dress and make up always help.

So Carlos has moved on from Cats to Birds...

theanalogkid
09/12/2007, 10:51
Thats the best party, Carlos. Eat some turkey, watch some football, take a nap. No hangover and no embarrassing pictures.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 11:10
Yea, "political correction". look what 6 years in USA have become on me. :noid:

That's......not political correction.

Pashmina
09/12/2007, 11:22
Whoa-ho!
Whoa-ho!
What're we gonna do?

Union!
Union!
Union City Blue!

Blondie are actually a bit too good.

theanalogkid
09/12/2007, 11:23
If Carlos is more PC now, imagine how he was before.

Domi
09/12/2007, 11:25
Support staff at my university are on strike. I hate them.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 11:33
Support staff at my university are on strike. I hate them.

What do they define as being "support staff" at your university?

Superfro
09/12/2007, 11:33
Was R Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" epic suppossed to be funny? Cause IFC played it this past weekend and the 5-10 minutes I saw of it were probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. But I'm thinking it was in a way not intended. :cheeky:

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 11:37
Was R Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" epic suppossed to be funny? Cause IFC played it this past weekend and the 5-10 minutes I saw of it were probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. But I'm thinking it was in a way not intended. :cheeky:

Did they trap him in a closet, pee on him, and then shoot him?

Because I think that'd be pretty damn funny.


And it'd make me joyful.

ReZourceman
09/12/2007, 11:37
I dont know, but I like Weird Als one.

Domi
09/12/2007, 11:40
What do they define as being "support staff" at your university?

They're the people who hold up the sticks. Duh.

(support staff? huh? huh? no? :noid: )

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 11:42
They're the people who hold up the sticks. Duh.

(support staff? huh? huh? no? :noid: )

..........

Domi
09/12/2007, 11:43
..........

*cricket bat knocks JKL's brains out through his ear*

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 11:44
*cricket bat knocks JKL's brains out through his ear*

Slight flaw in this statement. Let's see if anyone can catch it.

DocDoom187
09/12/2007, 11:45
Slight flaw in this statement. Let's see if anyone can catch it.
JKL has no ears!:eek:

Superfro
09/12/2007, 11:47
I dont know, but I like Weird Als one.

I thought his was hilarious.....untill I saw the real one. :laugh:

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 11:50
Slight flaw in this statement. Let's see if anyone can catch it.

He doesn't own a cricket bat!!!

Domi
09/12/2007, 12:11
Slight flaw in this statement. Let's see if anyone can catch it.

*catches slight flaw*

*throws it back*

ReZourceman
09/12/2007, 12:36
Its the old school crew! Back together again!

*Sheds a tear*

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 12:38
Its the old school crew! Back together again!

*Sheds a tear*

Yeah, just like good ol' times. :)




:)






:)




:angry:

*leg sweeps Rez to death*

Superfro
09/12/2007, 12:39
*crane kicks Rez's lifeless body into orbit*

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 12:42
*crane kicks Rez's lifeless body into orbit*

GET DOWN!!!!

Domi
09/12/2007, 12:48
Yarr, first mate lad! Release th' nuclear missiles!


An' get me a pint o' rum.

Amora's_best_friend
09/12/2007, 12:50
Did you know, "domi" means "at home" in Latin.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 12:50
Pop quiz: What does "Thawmus" mean in Latin?


Edit:

By the way, get down, people!!!

BudPalmer
09/12/2007, 12:50
Did you know, "domi" means "at home" in Latin.

Do you know what it means on the Realms? :devious:

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 12:53
Do you know what it means on the Realms? :devious:

Lint Manure.

Amora's_best_friend
09/12/2007, 12:54
Pop quiz: What does "Thawmus" mean in Latin?

Since there is no W in the Latin alphabet, nothing much.

ReZourceman
09/12/2007, 12:58
Lol @ ABF impressing folk (me) with his knowledge.

Lol @ Old school tag teamed by Thawmus/Fro.

Lol @ Lint manure comment.

*Lifeless body leg sweeps o death the satellites*

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 13:32
*Harpoons body*

GET OVER HERE!

DocDoom187
09/12/2007, 13:37
Did you know, "domi" means "at home" in Latin.
Ummm..... I did,


I know English, Hebrew, Aramaic, a little Arabic, and a little Latin


I'm bi-lingual ;)

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 13:59
Lol @ ABF impressing folk (me) with his knowledge.

Lol @ Old school tag teamed by Thawmus/Fro.

Lol @ Lint manure comment.

*Lifeless body leg sweeps o death the satellites*

*throws himself to the ground as Rez becomes a nuclear explosion*

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 14:11
*Gets nuked by Rezclear explosion.*

*Regenerates, because JK just doesn't freakin' die.*

ThawmFro wins. FATALITY!

BudPalmer
09/12/2007, 14:12
I have no idea what's going on.

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 14:13
I have no idea what's going on.

The sky is also blue.

JKLantern
09/12/2007, 14:15
I have no idea what's going on.

*Harpoons Bud.*

GET OVER HERE!

FINISH HIM!

*Hands Bud a taco.*

JK Wins. Friendship. FRIENDSHIP?

*Taco Explodes*

FATALITY!

BudPalmer
09/12/2007, 14:17
If I had a nickel for every time I fell for the old exploding taco bit...

Thawmus
09/12/2007, 14:17
*Harpoons Bud.*

GET OVER HERE!

FINISH HIM!

*Hands Bud a taco.*

JK Wins. Friendship. FRIENDSHIP?

*Taco Explodes*

FATALITY!

How rude.

Like, that was really not nice.

Like a chocolate igloo.

St-Dumas
09/12/2007, 14:27
It's Graphic Arts. Hooray.

Pashmina
09/12/2007, 19:54
How rude.

Like, that was really not nice.

Like a chocolate igloo.

Oh, shut UP! [/Hayden Pannettiere]

I made my interpretation of Bjork's greatest hits. 2 funny Cd's of 16 songs each.

I need to like pass them around school/ That's major copyright infringement.

St-Dumas
09/12/2007, 23:21
Brad Garret is occasionally funny. Mostly when he's playing Lobo.

JKLantern
09/13/2007, 11:16
Brad Garret is occasionally funny. Mostly when he's playing Lobo.

Wow, why didn't I remember that?

Aside from Peter Boyle, Brad Garrett was the only character I really enjoyed on "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Pashmina
09/13/2007, 12:56
Everybosy Loves Raymond is occasionalyl funny. Deborah/Ray/Marie/The Brother are the only ones I can look at though.

Shield001
09/13/2007, 13:31
"Deborah/Ray/Marie/The Brother "
\
who does that leave out? the dad and the bro's wife?

Superfro
09/13/2007, 14:24
I just took a company-wide mandatory Anti-Pornography Training. Had I known there would not be examples I probably would've put it off for at least another week. Although the completion certificate looks hilarious on my wall.

JKLantern
09/13/2007, 14:26
I just took a company-wide mandatory Anti-Pornography Training. Had I known there would not be examples I probably would've put it off for at least another week. Although the completion certificate looks hilarious on my wall.

Okay, I have to ask: What exactly did they train you to do?

BudPalmer
09/13/2007, 14:32
I just took a company-wide mandatory Anti-Pornography Training. Had I known there would not be examples I probably would've put it off for at least another week. Although the completion certificate looks hilarious on my wall.


Couldn't your wife just threaten to withhold sex like the rest of them do? :confused:

Superfro
09/13/2007, 14:39
Okay, I have to ask: What exactly did they train you to do?

More of them telling you what not to do. And how to report instances of child pornography.

There was a dude here that got fired a little over a year ago for having naked pictures of himself out on the company shared drive. *shakes head* :rolleyes:

JKLantern
09/13/2007, 14:47
More of them telling you what not to do. And how to report instances of child pornography.

There was a dude here that got fired a little over a year ago for having naked pictures of himself out on the company shared drive. *shakes head* :rolleyes:

So your Anti-Porno training was, "Don't look at that."

Man, I wish I could get a certificate for not doing something...;)

Shield001
09/13/2007, 15:19
I just took a company-wide mandatory Anti-Pornography Training. Had I known there would not be examples I probably would've put it off for at least another week. Although the completion certificate looks hilarious on my wall.


thats not fair, how are you supposed to know what not to look at if they don't show you :laugh:

Thawmus
09/13/2007, 15:43
"This....there is nothing wrong with this. As a matter of fact, I find it quite beautiful. Yep, this stuff doesn't bother me at all."

St-Dumas
09/13/2007, 16:00
Today is Rosh Hashanah, so I wish all the other semites reading this message a Happy Jew Year!