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St-Dumas
09/17/2009, 18:30
I'm pretty sure i'm losing my mind. Should I be worried?
BudPalmer
09/18/2009, 08:45
I'm pretty sure i'm losing my mind. Should I be worried?
Meh! As near as I can tell, you didn't use it much anyway! :devious:
St-Dumas
09/21/2009, 11:54
Yep, definately losing my mind. If you guys know a cure or something, it'd be good for me nto know what it is.
BudPalmer
09/23/2009, 08:17
Can't wait to see Ben Folds in a couple of weeks!
St-Dumas
09/27/2009, 01:42
Funbucket special giveaway tonight! Best item in the bucket wins a copy of season 3 of 30 Rock on DVD!
I'm bringing a rubber velociraptor puppet, a pogo stick, and disc 1 of Frank Zappa's "The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life", which features his cover of Ring of Fire. Wish me luck.
BudPalmer
09/27/2009, 11:05
I would leave a handgun or an orphan! I bet either of those would win!
St-Dumas
09/27/2009, 20:38
Weapons and live things would be promptly rejected and moved from the Funbucket to the Hatepail.
And I lost. Apparently, my half-raptor did not stack up to a bag of caramel, a fly mask or a stick carved in the shape of a manhood. Also, apparently you needed a "paid" ticket to be eligible.
Also, Happy Yom Kippur everybody!
BudPalmer
09/28/2009, 12:11
The Hatepail sounds way more fun!!!
JKLantern
09/28/2009, 12:18
The Hatepail sounds way more fun!!!
That's how we found Norton!
BudPalmer
09/28/2009, 12:19
I believe it!
St-Dumas
09/28/2009, 16:08
The Hatepail is the source of all evil, creator of such things as racism, misoginy, homophobia, and local improvisational comedian Mike Murphy.
It's bad.
BudPalmer
09/28/2009, 16:10
The Hatepail is the source of all evil, creator of such things as racism, misoginy, homophobia, and local improvisational comedian Mike Murphy.
It's bad.
And yet you, yourself, have said it would contain guns & orphans! What's not to love about that?
JKLantern
09/28/2009, 16:17
And yet you, yourself, have said it would contain guns & orphans! What's not to love about that?
And ducks. It would totally have ducks in it.
EmperorNorton
09/28/2009, 17:42
Not any more.
St-Dumas
09/28/2009, 21:50
Well, maybe not the orphan, but yes to the gun.
Pretty much anything that is hateful or that would require cleaning up after use would go in the Hatepail.
BudPalmer
09/28/2009, 23:11
Wow, that really was the birthplace of Norton. I thought JK was just kidding!
St-Dumas
09/29/2009, 00:25
...Norton, are you local improvisational comedian Mike Murphy?
EmperorNorton
09/29/2009, 04:49
No.
I don't stand in front of a brick wall.
I get people to stand in front of a brick wall (with complimentary blindfold).
St-Dumas
09/30/2009, 00:47
If you think about it, Pokemon actually prove the theory of evolution.
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 09:34
If you think about it, Pokemon actually prove the theory of evolution.
No! NO! That's not the way evolution works! Evolution does NOT occur within a single individual! It is defined as a change in allele frequency! What Pokemon undergo is metamorphosis, dammit!
BudPalmer
09/30/2009, 11:42
Without a cocoon? That seems unlikely!
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 12:05
Without a cocoon? That seems unlikely!
You're only thinking of holometabolous metamorphosis! Plenty of creatures that change forms do so without the use of cocoons. For example, amphibians. Marine invertebrates tend to go from planktonic larva to sessile adult forms without making a cocoon at some point. Heck, even within the realm of insects, a good portion of them simply change from their instar forms merely by molting several times until they reach a reproductively active winged adult form!
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 12:11
If you think about it, Pokemon actually prove the theory of evolution.
Proves the theory of merciless cockfighting.
You're only thinking of holometabolous metamorphosis! Plenty of creatures that change forms do so without the use of cocoons. For example, amphibians. Marine invertebrates tend to go from planktonic larva to sessile adult forms without making a cocoon at some point. Heck, even within the realm of insects, a good portion of them simply change from their instar forms merely by molting several times until they reach a reproductively active winged adult form!
Hey, lookit perfesser! *hic* Doing any SCIENCE wiv yer SCIENCE books? *hic* C'mere, boys, I bet he's got 'is lunch money 'round 'ere somewheres!
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 12:12
Proves the theory of merciless cockfighting.
*Pulls out bottle of American Honey*
I'll drink to that.
BudPalmer
09/30/2009, 12:14
You're only thinking of holometabolous metamorphosis! Plenty of creatures that change forms do so without the use of cocoons. For example, amphibians. Marine invertebrates tend to go from planktonic larva to sessile adult forms without making a cocoon at some point. Heck, even within the realm of insects, a good portion of them simply change from their instar forms merely by molting several times until they reach a reproductively active winged adult form!
No I was just trying to get you to show off that big brain of yours, nerd! :laugh: Frogs were the first counter to that statement I thought of! :devious:
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 12:17
Hey, lookit perfesser! *hic* Doing any SCIENCE wiv yer SCIENCE books? *hic* C'mere, boys, I bet he's got 'is lunch money 'round 'ere somewheres!
We barely use textbooks, I rarely carry cash, and I'm not one you want to try to rob. :devious:
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 12:19
We barely use textbooks, I rarely carry cash, and I'm not one you want to try to YOINK! :devious:
mwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 12:20
mwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
*Shanks with mechanical pencil*
What? He took my pudding.
BudPalmer
09/30/2009, 12:35
Violent nerd!
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 14:48
Violent nerd!
Is there any other type?
See: Trekker, Trekkie
BudPalmer
09/30/2009, 14:52
You couldn't have picked a worse time to call!
St-Dumas
09/30/2009, 22:47
You're only thinking of holometabolous metamorphosis! Plenty of creatures that change forms do so without the use of cocoons. For example, amphibians. Marine invertebrates tend to go from planktonic larva to sessile adult forms without making a cocoon at some point. Heck, even within the realm of insects, a good portion of them simply change from their instar forms merely by molting several times until they reach a reproductively active winged adult form!
Oh, look who's a super smarty smart pants with super smart pants!
Fine. But at least agree that Digimon prove the theory of digivolution.
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 22:49
But at least agree that Digimon prove the theory of digivolution.
Digimon? Digital monsters?
Digimon are the champions.
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 22:49
Oh, look who's a super smarty smart pants with super smart pants!
Fine. But at least agree that Digimon prove the theory of digivolution.
Always hated Digimon. Freakin Tamagotchi that wanted to be Pokemon.
St-Dumas
09/30/2009, 22:51
Digimon were ten times better than Pokemon. Seriously.
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 22:52
Digimon were ten times better than Pokemon. Seriously.
Anything multiplied by zero...
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 23:02
Anything multiplied by zero...
The only game that matters to JackA, Tycoon, is Space Quest IV. Which he beats without going through time to get the in-game hint manual.
JackAssterson
09/30/2009, 23:07
I like Tycoon Tycoon, where you control the life and actions of a tycoon.
The sequel, Tycoon Tycoon Tycoon, where you control the life and actions of a tycoon who spends all their time playing tycoon games, was a little much.
JKLantern
09/30/2009, 23:47
We had Pizza Tycoon at one point. It was a pain in the butt: if you bought advertising, necessary to get customers, you wouldn't have enough money to make pizza. But if you bought the stuff to get pizza, chances are you wouldn't get customers because you couldn't afford advertising.
St-Dumas
10/01/2009, 01:27
Anyone else catch Titan Maximum last sunday? I thought it was funny.
BudPalmer
10/01/2009, 12:14
Is that a disease?
St-Dumas
10/01/2009, 14:05
You're a disease!
BudPalmer
10/01/2009, 14:10
Is the cure more cowbell?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Robert Smith (http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/3robert-smith.jpg) of The Cure...
St-Dumas
10/04/2009, 03:03
Wow. That rock star looks like that dog. Or is it the other way around?
JKLantern
10/04/2009, 04:07
Since I'm here, I feel obligated to post this.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DRUNK POST!
(Actually, the Vodka's mostly worn off by this point.)
EmperorNorton
10/04/2009, 04:11
But you don't drink.
St-Dumas
10/04/2009, 06:30
Sobriety? I'll drink to that.
Iron Ham
10/04/2009, 10:56
woot. mah ecksbawks is fixed!
JKLantern
10/04/2009, 12:07
But you don't drink.
I've taken it up a little, usually when I need a strong painkiller and am being ostensibly sociable at the same time. Usually only when a certain friend of mine is present.
JackAssterson
10/04/2009, 12:20
I've taken it up a little,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944cPciN-kw
EmperorNorton
10/04/2009, 12:37
I've taken it up a little, usually when I need a strong painkiller and am being ostensibly sociable at the same time. Usually only when a certain friend of mine is present.
She has a bad influence on you.
JKLantern
10/04/2009, 14:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944cPciN-kw
Actually, things not far from that have been known to happen when I DON'T drink. One infamous example was at a pirate party this year, when I ended up with a bad head night. Here's one of the conversations, approximately.
"[JK], are you all right? You look a little shaky."
"That depends. Is your skin color normally blue?"
"No."
"Then I am not all right."
She has a bad influence on you.
:laugh:
I've had far worse, in my time.
EmperorNorton
10/04/2009, 15:05
:laugh:
I've had far worse, in my time.
Does Bud count as an influence now?
JKLantern
10/04/2009, 15:10
Does Bud count as an influence now?
I was thinking of my various family members, actually.
"Hey, let's take our eighteen and twenty year old sons to Amsterdam's Red Light District!"
"Here, [JK], have some porn!"
"If you don't get wasted tonight, you're sleeping on the street!"
EmperorNorton
10/04/2009, 16:35
So...do your parents know your taste in hookers?
JKLantern
10/04/2009, 16:36
So...do your parents know your taste in hookers?
They know it ain't the ones in Amsterdam. They sell 'em by the pound there!
St-Dumas
10/04/2009, 19:25
They know it ain't the ones in Amsterdam. They sell 'em by the pound there!
That's weird. I thought Europe used the metric system.
JackAssterson
10/04/2009, 20:56
YOUTUBE WAR!
My General: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGu10jB1rI4
My Army: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3BRI7WFYVU
Fast Attack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbRVEbPKB-4
My Navy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFdwFKDhiE&feature=related
K-9 Unit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A9Dpu0hdtA
Military Police: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1zFcrgA9pQ
JKLantern
10/05/2009, 03:46
That's weird. I thought Europe used the metric system.
You would think, but no.
And another friend of mine who was in town wanted to see me drunk, so yet another drunken post. Unlike last night, this time it was largely supplied by myself: a bottle of Captain Morgan's, and some Cherry Coke. Between the two of us, I think we went through about half the bottle of the rum. And before that, between us and another friend, we went through a bottle of Andre's Champagne. And we each had a shot of Jim Beam Black Cherry Whiskey. Observe as JK slowly crawls into a bottle.
Although I was deemed by a non-drinking friend of ours (E.G. He drank less than me when I DIDN'T drink) to be not too different drunk or sober. Probably a bad sign.
St-Dumas
10/05/2009, 06:07
Some day, I too will get drunk.
That'll be interesting.
JKLantern
10/05/2009, 17:17
Some day, I too will get drunk.
That'll be interesting.
Meh, people said that about me for years. Wouldn't be too worried about it.
St-Dumas
10/05/2009, 23:00
Meh, people said that about me for years. Wouldn't be too worried about it.
Well, maybe you're just not interesting.
JKLantern
10/06/2009, 01:17
Well, maybe you're just not interesting.
Clearly (http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10235_587794403217_7611122_34685134_4097293_n.jpg) I (http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v377/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33347603_4059.jpg) am (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v363/31/104/7609942/n7609942_33239655_3242.jpg) not. (http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v319/28/123/7609880/n7609880_33153830_7457.jpg)
wintremute
10/06/2009, 12:51
There was a car accident outside my office building just now. The horn on one of the vehicles is blaring; it's stuck. It's ANNOYING!
EmperorNorton
10/06/2009, 16:42
I don't know what these symbols mean:
...*...
St-Dumas
10/07/2009, 05:39
I recently bought a used copy of Kingdom Hearts II for ten bucks. It's fun. However, after playing this and the first game, I can safely say that I hate Atlantica. Worst. Level. Ever.
EmperorNorton
10/08/2009, 13:09
I shall bathe in baked beans!
JackAssterson
10/08/2009, 13:10
I shall bathe in baked beans!
Must be Thursday.
St-Dumas
10/08/2009, 15:48
And I shall bake with bathed beans!
EmperorNorton
10/08/2009, 16:20
Yesterday I made a Banananana Marshmallow Casserole.
St-Dumas
10/08/2009, 16:25
Yesterday I made a poo.
Your move, Norton.
EmperorNorton
10/08/2009, 16:41
Yesterday I ate the Banananana Marshmallow Casserole I had made.
Your move, Dumas.
St-Dumas
10/08/2009, 16:52
Yesterday I flushed the poo I made, which is like my toilet eating it.
The ball's in your court, Norton.
EmperorNorton
10/08/2009, 16:57
I hate it when those pesky kids throw their ball into my court...
I wonder if other Emperors have to put up with something like that.
St-Dumas
10/08/2009, 17:04
Well, you're the one who bought a castle next to a playground. I told you there was a prime spot next to an amusement park/strip club/rib place, but you said the rates were cheaper next to the playground.
EmperorNorton
10/20/2009, 13:47
Josie Davis talks funny.
BudPalmer
10/29/2009, 12:29
Best Stocking-Stuffer EVAH! (http://www.handerpants.com/)
They are great! How many times have you taken off your gloves only to find those pesky skid-marks on them. Now they're on your Handypants (keeping your gloves fresh!)
St-Dumas
11/02/2009, 06:33
For Halloween, I went to the three shows at the local improv theatre (Twisted Flicks, Jet City Improv, and Funbucket). This month's film was Dracula A.D. 1972. Key funny lines included:
[Dracula is fighting Van Helsing]
Dracula: Your mother's so human, she died of natural causes!
...
[Dracula is about to bite Jessica's neck, then sees a crucifix necklace around it]
Dracula: Aaah! Cleveage!!
...
Bob: I'm serious, wearing a robe makes you look less conspicuous.
In addition, each Twisted Flick gets it's own parody song. This month's was "I Bit a Girl (and I liked it)". Very funny.
So all in all, good night.
BudPalmer
11/02/2009, 10:43
So no one's into handerpants, huh? What's wrong with all of you?!?!?!?
St-Dumas
11/02/2009, 21:34
That's what she said!
EmperorNorton
11/08/2009, 17:43
You should be aware that I would kill you for a pizza.
Obviously that means your life is worth less than a pizza, because nobody has offered one for me to take it yet.
St-Dumas
11/13/2009, 04:33
That sucks.
I got PS3, recently. It's cool.
BudPalmer
11/13/2009, 16:33
It is, isn't it?
St-Dumas
11/15/2009, 22:54
In the Marmalade Forest (Forest!)
Between the Maple Leaf Trees,
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi! (Albi!)
Albi! (Albi!)
Albi the racist dragon!
Part six: And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very dark and very cold cave. It was so dark and so scary that Albi began to cry dragon tears, which, as we all know, turn into jelly beans! Just then, Albi felt a tiny hand touch his tail, and he turned around, and who she he see, but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before.
"What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday." Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
"No, no Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I managed to crawl to safety. But I was left badly disfigured." Laughed the boy. "Why are you crying, Albi?"
"All of the villagers chased me into this dark and scary cave. I think it's because i'm so racist...get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."
"No, Albi, they didn't chase you here because of your racism. They chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us...because we're different to them."
And at that, Albi cried a single tear, which turned into a jelly bean, all the colors of the rainbow! And suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (The cave!)
And ate bubble-gum pie (YUM!)
Albi the racist
Albi the racist
Albi the racist
...well, not anymore...
DRAAAAAAAGOOOOOON!!
St-Dumas
12/07/2009, 01:34
In case none of you have seen it yet: Bohemian Rhapsody, as performed by the Muppets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY).
Iron Ham
12/07/2009, 02:16
I prefer "Don't Stop me Now" as performed by Mario (http://www.break.com/game-trailers/game/new-super-mario-bros/automatic-mario-queens-dont-stop-me-now.html)
loganspeedo
12/07/2009, 17:29
I've heard that song somewhere else before
BudPalmer
12/08/2009, 11:47
They can take Last Poser Wins! And they can take 2nd to Last Poster wins! But they can't take Random Comments II!!!!
St-Dumas
12/08/2009, 14:24
They can take Last Poser Wins! And they can take 2nd to Last Poster wins! But they can't take Random Comments II!!!!
Unless it starts becoming technically unsound like what happened to the first one, in which case all bets are off.
BudPalmer
12/08/2009, 14:32
Stop pooping in my sundae!
And the "2nd to last poster wins" thread made it to all of 5 posts so it looks like they will do whatever the heck they want.
I remember when donating to a site at least allowed you to start a thread (meaningless or not). I don't think mafia threads offer too much but I don't want them all closed!
Richard Of Pony
12/08/2009, 16:55
For Pony!!!!!!!!! Oh by the way.... I meant to have my name be:
Richard of Pwny
Oh and go to:
Perseverance (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/taku_torch/Perseverance.jpg)
and
Strive (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/taku_torch/Perseverance.jpg)
and
Stairs (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/taku_torch/Perseverance.jpg)
and last but best
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://forums.lfgcomic.com/lofiversion/index.php/t1790.html)
:laugh::cheeky::laugh:
Richard Of Pony
12/08/2009, 17:06
OH!!!!!!! AND...
Prison (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/Zirellion/Prison.jpg)
AND...!
Reasoning (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/Crithosceleg/Reasoning.jpg)
And...
Ingenuity (http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc5/GutterBallGT/Ingenuity.png)
And...
Pity (http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc5/GutterBallGT/Pity.png)
Richard Of Pony
12/08/2009, 17:11
Stop pooping in my sundae!
Why? You don't like Fudge in your sundaes?
BudPalmer
12/08/2009, 19:58
Woot off, woot off, woot off!
St-Dumas
12/09/2009, 00:20
I should write a one-act play.
BudPalmer
12/09/2009, 10:06
Make it about a fat guy and his two friends. They get lost in a blizzard and then the fat guy eats his friends. Use you avatar as a picture of the three guys.
Richard Of Pony
12/09/2009, 13:21
Reminds me of my 12'th Birthday.
I was fat then.
BudPalmer
12/09/2009, 13:23
Did you celebrate it by eating two of your friends?
Richard Of Pony
12/09/2009, 13:51
Did you celebrate it by eating two of your friends?
Yes. :nervous:
And My Mother... :classic:
And Father.... :grin:
And Sister.... :cheeky:
And make that 5 friends....:cool:
And 2 enemies (They didn't bathe! Bleck!!!) :mad:
In fact only the Twelve Ponies survived. :p They were my true friends! :sleep:
:bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt::a-duo::bolt:
Man, was I hungry... :cheeky: Hmm, you look tasty. :devious:
Richard Of Pony
12/09/2009, 14:46
I lost some baby weight caused from the baby I ate.
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/14 (http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/14)
or
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/13
If you go to the end of the page.
Iron Ham
12/09/2009, 23:54
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html
I don't think I can ever look at that game the same way again...
Gyroids
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html
I don't think I can ever look at that game the same way again...
Gyroids
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=169
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=178
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=184
Iron Ham
12/14/2009, 01:27
So now you know then go then swim up through the cold then
Harness your strength
because one day you may be called
To meet the mighty gods, deep within the ocean
And if you're not prepared, your soul will not be spared
And your eyes have gone black,
you'll never look back
You'll never stop swimming, you'll always be tracked
Your life has transformed, your power has grown
You minions stretch for leagues,
for a bloody coral throne
A crown of murdered foes, will sit upon your head
Those that wish to challenge you
Will wish that they were dead
The beasts of the sea will collect and submit
Pray for your forgiveness, and live as you permit
And you'll say:
I am the Water God
You will bow to the Water God
You will live for the Water God
And you will die for the Water God
Live for the Water God
Die for the Water God
St-Dumas
12/14/2009, 02:30
Baruch atah Adonai, eloheinu melech h'aolam, a'sher kiddishanu b'mitzvotov v'tzivanu, l'chad ligner shel Channukah.
St-Dumas
12/17/2009, 03:51
And here's a little picture that reminds us to be thankful of what we have this holiday season:
http://i.imgur.com/U2cYj.jpg
loganspeedo
12/17/2009, 14:03
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html
I don't think I can ever look at that game the same way again...
Gyroids
That was actually entertaining. (They could have done better w/o the foul language, but that's my opinion.)
EmperorNorton
12/21/2009, 17:40
When buying me a bottle of christmas cheer, I shouldn't have gone for the cheap Whisky.
hail_eris
12/21/2009, 17:58
Because who among us hasn't wanted a personal submarine (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-quest-for-depth/Content?oid=2983766)?
St-Dumas
01/01/2010, 03:06
Happy 2010, my Internet friends! May the next decade be equal to or greater than the last.
ReZourceman
03/26/2010, 17:41
Ch-ch-ch-chance a be a f-f-f-f-f-fine thing.
Trader2699
03/26/2010, 19:34
It isn't, I assure you.
loganspeedo
03/27/2010, 14:39
Need to change my donor level
EmperorNorton
03/30/2010, 14:47
Waaaaayyyyne Roooooneeeeyyy!
loganspeedo
03/30/2010, 17:24
Dude, Where's My Car
BudPalmer
03/30/2010, 17:26
S-w-e-e-t!!!!!
loganspeedo
03/30/2010, 17:31
Dude!!!!!!!
St-Dumas
03/30/2010, 20:48
I wish the NC would post his new vid.
EmperorNorton
04/04/2010, 16:36
Marzipan Overload!!!
JKLantern
04/04/2010, 16:38
Marzipan Overload!!!
I'm JKLantern and I approve this message.
BudPalmer
04/04/2010, 19:25
A venue I go to is changing the game time to 10:30 in the AM. One guy said he'd call in for fellowship.
The frisbee ended up on the roof again.
BudPalmer
04/05/2010, 20:04
Oh what treasures the roof holds.
St-Dumas
04/05/2010, 20:18
That damn kid is on the escalator again!
BudPalmer
04/05/2010, 20:26
She frosted me like a cake.
St-Dumas
04/05/2010, 21:39
You ever notice how all the prices end in 9? Damn that's eerie.
She frosted me like a cake.
I thought you were supposed to frost her?
St-Dumas
04/06/2010, 17:38
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!l
BudPalmer
04/06/2010, 19:53
Why did you thaw yourself? You'll spoil faster this way!
JKLantern
04/06/2010, 19:58
Why did you thaw yourself? You'll spoil faster this way!
Plus, if we have to refreeze him, the water will most likely freeze into more jagged crystals, puncturing cell walls and further decreasing the quality.
loganspeedo
04/06/2010, 20:04
Let them eat Cake!!!!!
JKLantern
04/06/2010, 20:30
Let them eat Cake!!!!!
Remind me to tell you the non-family friendly story that will make you never, ever want to say this phrase ever again...
I know the phrase that pays!
JKLantern
04/06/2010, 22:40
I know the phrase that pays!
It doesn't pay. Oh GOD it doesn't pay.
St-Dumas
04/07/2010, 05:17
I wanna go back to quoting Kevin Smith movies.
You know, this job would be great if it weren't for the ####ing customers.
I'm not even s'posed to be here today!
EmperorNorton
04/07/2010, 11:48
Remind me to tell you the non-family friendly story that will make you never, ever want to say this phrase ever again...
Hey, JK, you wanted to tell us the non-family friendly story...
St-Dumas
04/09/2010, 03:35
I got a new phone. It has keyboard. It's highly unnecessary. And cool.
Stupid frisbee is on the roof again!
St-Dumas
04/26/2010, 02:47
Must be slick. Must be slippery. Must be smooth.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my- ooohh, candy!
JKLantern
04/26/2010, 15:12
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my- ooohh, candy!
I love the fact that this was regularly referenced in the Earthworm Jim TV show.
St-Dumas
04/26/2010, 18:22
Hey guess what!
Chicken butt.
Do you know where?
In your underwear
JackAssterson
04/28/2010, 01:05
Hey guess what!
Chicken butt.
Sadly, I fell for it.
BudPalmer
04/28/2010, 08:01
I'm only saying this because I care but things will never work out between you and that chicken butt. You're from different worlds! I know it will be hard but yu just need to move on before you both get hurt.
But, do you know why?
Cow pie
el cu cuy
04/29/2010, 13:39
I prefer chicken thigh.
I prefer chicken thigh.
Just going with what I know. I'm from Iowa. Cow pies are a common occurance here.
BudPalmer
04/29/2010, 14:31
Meadow Muffins!
Meadow Muffins!
Yeah, those, too.
St-Dumas
04/29/2010, 18:14
I'm only saying this because I care but things will never work out between you and that chicken butt. You're from different worlds! I know it will be hard but yu just need to move on before you both get hurt.
Don't you judge me!
BudPalmer
04/29/2010, 18:42
Don't you judge me!
I was just warning Jack about falling for chicken butts!
JKLantern
04/29/2010, 18:50
I was just warning Jack about falling for chicken butts!
Bud's been down that road before. :sleep:
BudPalmer
04/29/2010, 18:51
I can't help if you won't listen. :ermm:
loganspeedo
04/29/2010, 19:00
I can't help if you won't listen. :ermm:
sounds like my ex-girlfriend, never listened
JKLantern
04/29/2010, 19:04
sounds like my ex-girlfriend, never listened
Your fault for dating a deaf girl.
St-Dumas
04/29/2010, 21:39
I was just warning Jack about falling for chicken butts!
Yeah, well, so's your face!
BudPalmer
04/29/2010, 23:41
You eat moldy bread!
JKLantern
04/29/2010, 23:43
You eat moldy bread!
Stronger flavor. Plus, if I culture it internally right, I've got a built in antibiotic factory.
BudPalmer
04/29/2010, 23:47
Needs more ###-flavor. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say that!
JKLantern
04/30/2010, 01:02
Needs more ###-flavor. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say that!
You'd have a Fivespot!
You'd have a Fivespot!
I have a blind spot
BudPalmer
04/30/2010, 13:11
I have a blind spot
You are a blind spot!
JKLantern
04/30/2010, 13:12
You are a blind spot!
You ARE the Brute Squad!
BudPalmer
04/30/2010, 13:19
Anybody want a peanut?
JKLantern
04/30/2010, 14:33
Anybody want a peanut?
Bud, are there rocks ahead?
BudPalmer
04/30/2010, 14:39
Oh god! I hope not!
:rolleyes:
St-Dumas
04/30/2010, 14:46
I'm so bamboozled!
BudPalmer
04/30/2010, 14:55
Does that mean you're made of bamboo or that you were struck while you were all liquored up?
JKLantern
04/30/2010, 14:57
Does that mean you're made of bamboo or that you were struck while you were all liquored up?
First one, then the other.
First one, then the other.
One foot on top of the other.
St-Dumas
04/30/2010, 22:19
And you shake it all about!
BudPalmer
05/01/2010, 00:02
That could land you in the pokey.
St-Dumas
05/01/2010, 01:55
Eh. The pokey's all hokey.
Eh. The pokey's all hokey.
You sure it's not hockey?
St-Dumas
05/02/2010, 02:45
You sure it's not hockey?
Well, it is called "Hokey Night in Canada", isn't it?
BudPalmer
05/02/2010, 16:07
Well, it is called "Hokey Night in Canada, eh", isn't it?
You were close! ;)
St-Dumas
05/03/2010, 04:19
Why don't people get me birthday threads anymore? Have I faded into obscurity already?
My life sucks. I'm gonna go play God of War III.
BudPalmer
05/03/2010, 08:20
I got you this post. Now stop crying and enjoy your birthday, ya baby!
St-Dumas
05/03/2010, 16:07
I got you this post. Now stop crying and enjoy your birthday, ya baby!
Fine. :tired:
On another note, God of War III rocks my socks. In two hours, i've killed three gods, cut off the hand of a titan, escaped Hades, and tore up a bunch of unfortunate centurions, harpies, minotaurs, and a cyclops. It's awesome.
Fine. :tired:
On another note, God of War III rocks my socks. In two hours, i've killed three gods, cut off the hand of a titan, escaped Hades, and tore up a bunch of unfortunate centurions, harpies, minotaurs, and a cyclops. It's awesome.
Stop teasing me!
BudPalmer
05/03/2010, 18:40
I should get around to playing the demo that came on the District 9 blueray.
St-Dumas
05/04/2010, 04:03
I should get around to getting around.
These guys get around... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7Xs9WVNBU)
St-Dumas
05/04/2010, 18:28
Get around to getting God of War III. It has already rocked my socks and my block. Seriously, things i've done in this game already:
-Fought Poseidon in one of the most epic, largest fights ever, ending in one of the most burtal kills in video games.
-Fought Hades, ending in tearing out his soul and dropping him into the River Styx.
-Fought Helios, beat him up, tore off his head, and now I use it to find hidden treasure.
-Chased Hermes, fought him, then cut off his legs and stole his winged sandals. And then he turned into a swarm of flies for some reason.
And i've fought some titans but didn't kill them yet. Cut off Gaia's hand and shoved a sword into Eos's eye.
VIOLENCE IS COOL!!
VIOLINS ARE COOL!!
Umm, not really...
St-Dumas
05/05/2010, 14:29
Pianos are where it's at.
I'm really into keytars (http://komplettie.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/heroes-of-the-keytar-jpg.jpeg). Those things are awesome!
St-Dumas
05/07/2010, 00:16
I concur.
Also, I love Joss Whedon. Here's one reason why. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3Hme36g0s)
Also, I love Joss Whedon.[/url]
Can't stand Buffy & wasn't really into Serenity/Firefly but I like a lot of the comic books he's written. His run on Astonishing X-Men was particularly good...
Also, I love pancakes. (http://itsomething.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lol-i-love-pancakes.jpg)
BudPalmer
05/07/2010, 12:07
I didn't like Buffy at first either. Then TNT stated showing Angel in the mornings while I get ready for work. I started liking Angel and now I see Buffy as more of an Angel: The Early Years. ;)
lancelot
05/07/2010, 13:51
Hold the cursor over the yellow box with the little blue pen next to the thread title.
What yellow box and blue pen?
St-Dumas
05/08/2010, 03:31
Can't stand Buffy & wasn't really into Serenity/Firefly but I like a lot of the comic books he's written. His run on Astonishing X-Men was particularly good...
I didn't like Buffy at first either. Then TNT stated showing Angel in the mornings while I get ready for work. I started liking Angel and now I see Buffy as more of an Angel: The Early Years. ;)
Fair enough. It's not for everyone.
While we're on the subject, I picked up the first three trades of Buffy season 8. Pretty good so far.
What yellow box and blue pen?
How long ago did I post that? Seriously.
BudPalmer
07/26/2010, 16:34
These two can't even take a shower... with a beautiful woman... without wearing their jeans! :laugh:
These two can't even take a shower... with a beautiful woman... without wearing their jeans! :laugh:
Which brings to mind The Road Warrior... back before Mel turned into a lunatic.
mike_houghton
07/26/2010, 17:40
Children Like my Candy.
Children Like my Candy.
That doesn't sound creepy or sinister or anything... :cheeky:
mike_houghton
07/26/2010, 17:51
Creepy or True you decide.
St-Dumas
08/02/2010, 04:47
I'm in England. It's full of Engs.
ReZourceman
08/02/2010, 07:33
OOoh, Where abouts are you?
mike_houghton
08/02/2010, 08:32
Im in(to) sports
BudPalmer
08/02/2010, 11:03
St-Dumas vs. the ReZourceman for the intercontinential belt!!!!
St-Dumas
08/03/2010, 04:35
Landed in London. Moved on to Bath. Am now in Wales. About to travel to Edinbrough (sp?). Eventually make my way back to London and go home.
It's all been rather exhausting.
BudPalmer
08/03/2010, 12:42
It's all been rather exhausting.
Yeah, Brits will have that effect on you.
DocDoom187
08/03/2010, 13:00
OOoh, Where abouts are you?
Who the #### are you and where the #### have you been in my life.
ReZourceman
08/03/2010, 17:41
Landed in London. Moved on to Bath. Am now in Wales. About to travel to Edinbrough (sp?). Eventually make my way back to London and go home.
It's all been rather exhausting.
Go see Paj in Edinburgh. :p
Can't think why you'd go to Wales. :p
Been to any theme parks? :p
Tongue emotion. :p
ReZourceman
08/03/2010, 17:47
Who the #### are you and where the #### have you been in my life.
Cut out the hash, stoner! :p
EmperorNorton
08/06/2010, 16:03
Are these pigments made from real pigs?
Chicken Parmesan isn't vegan?
loganspeedo
08/16/2010, 23:06
meat is good and good for you, it builds character
St-Dumas
08/17/2010, 02:41
Chicken Parmesan isn't vegan?
I'm not sure. Isn't a "Parmesan" like a rodent or something?
EmperorNorton
09/21/2010, 15:48
I find the lack of birthday wishes for Bill Murray disturbing.
BudPalmer
09/21/2010, 16:01
Zombies do not have birthdays.
EmperorNorton
09/21/2010, 16:03
They can have unbirthdays.
BudPalmer
09/21/2010, 16:05
This isn't Wonderland, Alice!
Trader2699
09/21/2010, 16:11
But think of what it would be like if it was...
I call Cheshire.
Shield001
09/24/2010, 16:16
look what I found!
—o-ç≡≡ç¬__.....
.....¯...¯
course hes just a platypus, they don't do much...
St-Dumas
09/25/2010, 19:53
But think of what it would be like if it was...
I call Cheshire.
I want Cheshire! You can be Caterpillar. You get to sit on a mushroom and get high all day!
DocDoom187
05/15/2011, 16:44
I won't let you die
Trader2699
05/17/2011, 18:00
I want Cheshire! You can be Caterpillar. You get to sit on a mushroom and get high all day!
Nope, sorry. I called Cheshire.
There is one universal rule in the world, sir. That is "dibs."
St. Vitus Dance Marathon refreshments are a very messy affair.
Richard Of Pony
05/19/2011, 13:12
!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The frisbee is on the roof again.
DocDoom187
05/19/2011, 21:20
We have to end this ridiculous "Last poster" and "Ogre" nonsense. This is the true random comments thread. This is where we should all be partying.
BudPalmer
05/19/2011, 23:29
You're not the boss of me!
DocDoom187
05/19/2011, 23:45
You're not the boss of me!
Yes I am! And don't think I didn't notice you came into work 7 minutes late this morning. I'm docking you!
EmperorNorton
05/23/2011, 17:26
I want Louisiana Pancake Batfish for breakfast.
BudPalmer
05/23/2011, 21:18
I want Louisiana Pancake Batfish for breakfast.
That's true!
Ninja Filler
St-Dumas
05/23/2011, 21:31
Yeahbuhwah?
BudPalmer
05/23/2011, 21:33
Yeahbuhwah?
We thought you was a toad!
St-Dumas
05/25/2011, 22:28
We thought you was a toad!
I got better.
I think I'm addicted again.
Iron Ham
11/10/2011, 01:16
Not gonna let this die on everyone. The realms NEEDS an RCT.
Thrumble Funk
11/10/2011, 12:15
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Onesie and all.
BudPalmer
11/10/2011, 12:17
Friendship is like a boy on fire!
Iron Ham
11/10/2011, 12:30
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Onesie and all. It was pretty impressive tbh. :speechles
St-Dumas
01/01/2012, 03:40
Happy New Year!
Skericide
01/23/2012, 09:05
I have no breakfast. D:
The frisbie is on the roof again.
Skericide
01/23/2012, 11:54
I'm going to get a grappling hook, find that frisbee, and freaking eat it so this doesn't happen again!
BudPalmer
01/23/2012, 15:20
I'm doing time.
I'm guilty.
Skericide
01/23/2012, 15:20
This is why we can't have nice things.
Skydiving into a pool of molten hot oatmeal without a spoon.
BudPalmer
04/19/2012, 08:08
I don't care how good your grades are, you can't shave the cat!
Shield001
04/19/2012, 11:46
I don't care how good your grades are, you can't shave the cat!
Well then what's the point?
BudPalmer
05/15/2012, 12:27
I can't believe I cursed the wrong Wang!
St-Dumas
05/15/2012, 17:01
Two Wangs don't make a right.
Wait, what?
Shield001
05/15/2012, 19:01
But three hundred Wangs makes .... a whole lot of Wangs :confused: :laugh:
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