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JKLantern
10/25/2007, 22:02
Two on the same knee? Ouch!
Two on the same knee? Amateur. Even discounting the stretch marks from just being an abomination against man and god, each of my knees is a patchwork of scars.
BudPalmer
10/25/2007, 22:04
Do you seriously dress up?
I sure do, just ask anyone!
anonymous92
10/25/2007, 22:04
Dude, I have 2 scars just above my right eye.
Both from random occasions.
Neith really hurt, but the one that had 9 stitches bled for like 45 minutes.
My wrist-scar looks like a TIE fighter.
DocDoom187
10/25/2007, 22:04
I sure do, just ask anyone!
Kinda.....eccentric....aren't ya?
;)
BudPalmer
10/25/2007, 22:05
Dude, I have 2 scars just above my right eye.
Both from random occasions.
Neith really hurt, but the one that had 9 stitches bled for like 45 minutes.
Head wounds tend to bleed more.
JKLantern
10/25/2007, 22:06
Head wounds tend to bleed more.
Tell me about it. I hit my head on a sink corner one time, and i'm pretty sure it bled for close to an hour. I ended up just sleeping it off. Got a scar on part of my head to match the chicken pox scar on the other part.
DocDoom187
10/25/2007, 22:07
I was 10 and just got home froma friends birthday party. Her mom dropped me off and drove away, and i walked up to my concrete steps.....
and tripped. And cracked my skull open.
I was screaming and banging no the door, and my parents thought I was joking around, so they yelled "we don't want any!" and wouldn't answer the door
boy did the yfeel bad when they did
So, I sat there, head open, for 45 minutes, in my kitchen, waiting for my dad to get the proper suturing utensils, and then my dad sowed my head closed
JKLantern
10/25/2007, 22:08
...And thus the Doom we know today was born.
DocDoom187
10/25/2007, 22:08
...And thus the Doom we know today was born.
I guess I set myself up for that one:p
BudPalmer
10/25/2007, 22:09
That explains the anger but what about the paranoia?
DocDoom187
10/25/2007, 22:11
That explains the anger but what about the paranoia?
I was raised by Marilyn Manson.....
In a cave.......
In canada........
St-Dumas
10/25/2007, 22:11
Two on the same knee? Ouch!
Mistype. The Europe scar was on the right and the bus stop scar was on the left.
But the Guac scar is still on my thumb.
JKLantern
10/25/2007, 22:11
That explains the anger but what about the paranoia?
That would be the internal electroshock system he had implanted...
BudPalmer
10/25/2007, 22:12
I was raised by Marilyn Manson.....
In a cave.......
In canada........
Of course, Canada. Gotcha.
St-Dumas
10/25/2007, 22:13
Mom's home from Portland, which is good.
Mom's briefcase was stolen on the way home, which is bad.
BudPalmer
10/25/2007, 22:14
Mom's home from Portland, which is good.
Mom's briefcase was stolen on the way home, which is bad.
Why, was the puppy she bought for you in there? :o
DocDoom187
10/25/2007, 22:14
Of course, Canada. Gotcha.
Yup:(
Almost too tragic to imagine. Living in Canada
anonymous92
10/25/2007, 22:15
Ha hA!
I finally got the puppy I've always wanted.
St-Dumas
10/25/2007, 22:17
Why, was the puppy she bought for you in there? :o
No, but her laptop and information on her clients was in there. And the bag itself cost a fair amount.
anonymous92
10/25/2007, 23:01
... and the body that was in the bag...
St-Dumas
10/26/2007, 00:12
It couldn't fit a body.
Shield001
10/26/2007, 01:46
Tell me about it. I hit my head on a sink corner one time, and i'm pretty sure it bled for close to an hour. I ended up just sleeping it off. Got a scar on part of my head to match the chicken pox scar on the other part.
isn't that the part of the movie where you invent some kind of flux time travel device and stick it in some kind of 80's car ??
as for the Case of the Stolen Briefcase did someone just grab it and run or what?
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 08:47
It couldn't fit a body.
Well not at first but once you cut it up and fed some to the puppy...
If any of you are in trouble, call Bud.
His rep is 911.
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 12:39
If you need to get rid of a body, get a puppy. For anything else, I can help!
What if someone has a nuclear rabbit infestation?
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 12:47
you need a few things:
1) Lead boxes big enough to hold one of the rabbits.
2) nuclear carrots
3) sticks strong enough to support the lead boxes
4) large ball of twine.
Jeeze give me a hard one!
Pashmina
10/26/2007, 12:47
I love for cover for "Boys For Pele" by Tori Amos.
Defining "Get the #### offa mah propertay!"
Muddy chicken queen with a pet snake and gun.
Jeeze give me a hard one!
How 'bout an army of shape-shifting alien parasites, plus actual Aliens, plus Predators all showing up in your backyard?
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 12:58
How 'bout an army of shape-shifting alien parasites, plus actual Aliens, plus Predators all showing up in your backyard?
Another simple one:
RUN!!!!!
The Predators will more than likely hunt the various aliens for trophies. As long as you aren't holding a weapon, you should be safe.
You have to work out the damage to your home with your insurance company.
Pashmina
10/26/2007, 13:07
Gimme Gimme More FRIDAYS!
Okay then Bud, what about dinner with your evil mother-in-law... and you can't cancel!
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 13:51
Okay then Bud, what about dinner with your evil mother-in-law... and you can't cancel!
Do you live in a cave on Mars?
There's this new invention that came out in the last few years (maybe you've heard of it :rolleyes:) called alcohol. Get a good buzz on and things should go smoothly. Get her drunk and things go even better. Oh and just in case, bring a goat to sacrifice to her. Evil things love it when you kill stuff for them.
NEXT!
You turn purple. You, specifically.
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 14:36
You turn purple. You, specifically.
One of two things:
1) Cold shower
OR
2) check rear-end for bite marks. If found, drink Ga-Nat cure stolen from Smurfs.
But what if the reason you're purple is because of the cold? Wouldn't a cold shower just aggravate it?
And you couldn't get help from anyone else because of Mitch Hedberg's famous advice of, if you see a purple person, do not help them.
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 15:00
But what if the reason you're purple is because of the cold? Wouldn't a cold shower just aggravate it?
And you couldn't get help from anyone else because of Mitch Hedberg's famous advice of, if you see a purple person, do not help them.
Just because you don't agree with my answer, doesn't mean it isn't right. Besides you said me specifically. I think I would know if I were cold. Jeeze now you're just being argumentative.
EmperorNorton
10/26/2007, 15:07
Jeeze give me a hard one!
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
Hm. Just plain funny, or a burn on Bud?
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 15:15
Hm. Just plain funny, or a burn on Bud?
What color would I be then? :confused:
JKLantern
10/26/2007, 15:16
What color would I be then? :confused:
How bad a burn we talkin' here?
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 15:17
How bad a burn we talkin' here?
Ask Domi he seems to be the only one who knows what's going on. :confused:
It's not that hard to figure out, if you really think about it.
St-Dumas
10/26/2007, 15:34
Leftover pizza > You.
JKLantern
10/26/2007, 15:35
Leftover pizza > You.
Dude, I make Fresh, Homemade Pizza of various styles. Leftover Pizza's got nothin' on me.
St-Dumas
10/26/2007, 15:38
Dude.
Ship me a pepperoni and black olive pizza. And if it isn't here in 30 minutes, it's free.
JKLantern
10/26/2007, 15:40
Dude.
Ship me a pepperoni and black olive pizza. And if it isn't here in 30 minutes, it's free.
You wouldn't pay me even if it did get there in under 30 minutes.
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 15:43
Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
Tonight I run around with a chainsaw and permanently scar childrens' psyches.
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 15:47
Among other bodyparts.
Technically speaking the psyche isn't a body part. It resides in one.
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 15:51
Your face is a bodypart!
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 15:52
Your mom's face is that's what she said!
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 16:02
And now week-old broccoli that's been between my toes.
SaferSephiroth
10/26/2007, 16:05
Pastor: "Lord, without you, we are but dust."
Kid in pew: "Mom, what's 'buttdust?'"
Pashmina
10/26/2007, 16:07
What color would I be then? :confused:
"Co-Lore" LAME.
Colour ftw. Feels like a proper word.
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 16:12
"Co-Lore" LAME.
Colour ftw. Feels like a proper word.
HAHA! You talk funny! :laugh:
DocDoom187
10/26/2007, 16:13
HAHA! You talk funny! :laugh: Rokk, hes making fun of you!!!!
:p
BudPalmer
10/26/2007, 16:17
Rokk, hes making fun of you!!!!
:p
Not yet but I will eventually. Now quiet you!
Pashmina
10/26/2007, 16:37
*bangs frantically against the reinforced glass, but Courtney Cox can't hear, even though she's on the other side*
*she turns and screams in horror as Pashmina is stabbed multiple times against the glass, and finally slides dow nthe wall, unconcious*
ReZourceman
10/26/2007, 17:00
Who wants a laugh?
Click. (http://www.ebgames.com.au/productImages/promoImages/ps3_199_email.jpg)
Pashmina
10/26/2007, 17:49
Who wants a laugh?
Click. (http://www.ebgames.com.au/productImages/promoImages/ps3_199_email.jpg)
Lowl.
I s######ed slightly.
RASPBERRY SWIRL!
St-Dumas
10/26/2007, 20:20
Who wants a laugh?
Click. (http://www.ebgames.com.au/productImages/promoImages/ps3_199_email.jpg)
Ouch.
Filler fish
The BoyBlunder
10/26/2007, 23:44
I gots me an Avatar!
St-Dumas
10/26/2007, 23:50
We came up with a title for our movie in 6th period.
Ted Neptive, Inept Detective and the case of the Halloween Homocide.
TheNumberOfTheBeast
10/27/2007, 00:11
I need a montage or the ablility to flip anything over. Either one, I am not picky.
St-Dumas
10/27/2007, 02:12
Life is a montage, only it lasts longer and there's no music playing over it.
Pashmina
10/27/2007, 10:52
We came up with a title for our movie in 6th period.
Ted Neptive, Inept Detective and the case of the Halloween Homocide.
Hmm.
*leaves/Isn't going to see that movie based on it's name*
St-Dumas
10/27/2007, 13:06
Hmm.
*leaves/Isn't going to see that movie based on it's name*
Fine! I'm not gonna send you a link!
Shield001
10/27/2007, 15:31
What to wholesale Scarves have to do with heroclix? (http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&ai=BexTtYpEjR42HHqLYrAPY27WCBrGz7BuxqIyWAsCNtwHAmgwQARgFIOvY9gE4AFCDlpTH-P____8BYMm-g4fIo5AZsgEQd3d3LmhjcmVhbG1zLmNvbboBCjE4MHgxNTBfYXPIAQHaAT5odHRwOi8vd3d3LmhjcmVhbG1zLmNvbS9mb3J1bS9z aG93dGhyZWFkLnBocD90PTIwNzQzMiZwYWdlPTEzNuABA4ACAagDAcgDB-gD1wToAzDoAxLoA8ED9QMEAQAA&num=5&adurl=http://www.bluebellwholesale.com/home.asp%3Fref%3DGoogleScarf&client=ca-pub-0393995877970856&nm=8)
anonymous92
10/27/2007, 17:28
What don't they?
EmperorNorton
10/27/2007, 18:32
El rey Sancho Garcés I de Navarra reconquistó estas tierras para el cristianismo en el 923. En Leiva se construyó un castillo feudal a finales del siglo XIV que aún perdura.
JKLantern
10/27/2007, 18:34
El rey Sancho Garcés I de Navarra reconquistó estas tierras para el cristianismo en el 923. En Leiva se construyó un castillo feudal a finales del siglo XIV que aún perdura.
Why do we care about King Sancho Garces I de Navarra reconquering lands for Christianity and then building a castle at around 1400 C.E?
EmperorNorton
10/27/2007, 18:47
Why do we care about King Sancho Garces I de Navarra reconquering lands for Christianity and then building a castle at around 1400 C.E?
We don't.
I was looking for a different Sancho.
JKLantern
10/27/2007, 18:48
We don't.
I was looking for a different Sancho.
Sancho Panza? He's the only Sancho who matters.
EmperorNorton
10/27/2007, 18:49
Sancho Panza? He's the only Sancho who matters.
No, not him. I know about him.
I'm looking for a king Sancho. King Sancho the Great of Castile.
JKLantern
10/27/2007, 18:54
On Wikipedia, I've found four short articles on four different Sancho of Castiles. Probably the closest one to "the Great" I've seen is Sancho II the Strong (El Fuerte).
St-Dumas
10/27/2007, 18:55
I walked the lake near my house. It was tiring.
JKLantern
10/27/2007, 19:01
I walked the lake near my house. It was tiring.
Walk twenty five miles of highway sometime in the summer. Then we'll talk.
St-Dumas
10/27/2007, 19:02
The Matrix and all it's subsequent sequels are terrible.
anonymous92
10/27/2007, 20:04
Or are they?
SaferSephiroth
10/27/2007, 22:28
I liked Agent Smith. He was Elrond.
Pashmina
10/27/2007, 23:33
Sh'p b'st'D.
Devils and Gods now that's an idea
But if we believe that its They who decide
That's the ultimate detractor of crimes
'cause Devils and Gods
They are You and I
Devils and Gods
They are You and I
Devils and Gods
Safe and Inside
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 00:26
I liked Agent Smith. He was Elrond.
He was also that drag queen from "Pirscilla: Queen of the Desert".
EmperorNorton
10/28/2007, 03:36
On Wikipedia, I've found four short articles on four different Sancho of Castiles. Probably the closest one to "the Great" I've seen is Sancho II the Strong (El Fuerte).
You were deceived.
The correct Sancho is Sancho III Garcés de Navarra, called el Grande, who happened to rule in Castile as well.
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 03:47
The Darjeeling Limited was an acceptable film.
SaferSephiroth
10/28/2007, 04:14
I forgot what movie I liked. It was going on my Myspace list.
ReZourceman
10/28/2007, 06:06
Last day of my 2 weeks holiday off work.
Wow. Being an adult sucks so much its not even funny. Work is the worst thing in the world and forged by the devil himself.
....Kids...take note. Im actually not joking BTW.
EmperorNorton
10/28/2007, 06:11
Last day of my 2 weeks holiday off work.
Wow. Being an adult sucks so much its not even funny. Work is the worst thing in the world and forged by the devil himself.
Oh, that sounds bad. But I'm sure he's just joking. :grin:
....Kids...take note. Im actually not joking BTW.
Oh no! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 07:15
Last day of my 2 weeks holiday off work.
Wow. Being an adult sucks so much its not even funny. Work is the worst thing in the world and forged by the devil himself.
....Kids...take note. Im actually not joking BTW.
You can tell i'll find it such a laugh. Why would I work in a bank though? I'm scared of numbers.
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 10:30
The baloon in my room scares me at night.
ReZourceman
10/28/2007, 11:23
Youll see. Youll all see.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 11:38
Hey! No discussing mafia outside the game threads!
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 11:56
So, 11-12 hours of sleep last night, 11-12 hours of sleep the night before that, and I'm still friggin' tired.
ReZourceman
10/28/2007, 11:56
Nop discussing outside the thread.
Agreed.
. . . . . Edited out comments. . . . . .
Wait.....
Nop discussing outside the thread. . . . . . And lets leave it at that.
This is DEFINITELY discussing things outside of the mafia thread!!
Save it for the thread! :mad:
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 12:02
But the thread's closed...
So get me those PMs and keep your mouth shut until it opens again! Y'all know the rules!!!!
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 12:05
But the thread's closed...
Too bad. You'll have to wait till it opens.
So, my old man got me a Creole Fusion Cookbook. Can't wait to see what sort of culinary mayhem I can cause with that badboy. My old man mentioned something in there involving shrimp and a pumpkin. Strangely, I've already got a request to make that dish from a cousin, and I haven't even seen the recipe yet.
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 12:57
But the thread's closed...
True.
Everyone still has to follow the rules. Open, closed or ajar.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 13:16
Ajar threads are so funny.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 13:25
True.
Everyone still has to follow the rules. Open, closed or ajar.
Someone tried to put me in a jar one time. They're currently a jacket hanging up in my closet.
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 13:27
When is a door not a door?
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 13:27
When is a door not a door?
When it's a can? A tube? A flask? A beaker?
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 20:11
When is a door not a door?
When it's EXPLODED!
Amora's_best_friend
10/28/2007, 20:22
When its not a door.
*Wins the grand prize*
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 20:29
Oh my god I hate. I chose the special edition to watch on my Alien 3 DVD, assuming that meant better. Only when I realise one of my most iconic scenes has been cut do I read in the booklet that it's actually meant to be worse than the normal version, in an attempt to portray the actors creative differences or something.
Had to watch the scene again, didn't I?!
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 20:30
Batman Beyond is underrated.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 20:31
Batman Beyond is underrated.
Loved that show. My old calculus teacher actually had most, if not all, the episodes recorded.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 20:32
It couldn't beat the original, but yeah, it was awesome.
I loved the style generally. I love Inque.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 20:33
It couldn't beat the original, but yeah, it was awesome.
I loved the style generally. I love Inque.
Agreed. Inque was cool. My favorite episode, though, was the one with Freeze. Something about that episode tugged at the old, shoddily built JK Heartstrings.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 20:45
Yeah joke.
No Batman as a cartoon in general feels too good. Like secretly emotional.
TheNumberOfTheBeast
10/28/2007, 20:48
I liked the JLA show. It was awesome.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 20:50
DC literally pwns marvel at cartoons.
If "pwn" was in the dictionary, it'd have a picture of JLU bashing Spider-Man Unlimited's head into a wall.
anonymous92
10/28/2007, 21:12
Hey, the Fantastic Four's cartoon being abysmal is what made it funny!
Like right across the Skrull oceans.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 21:13
I liked the Marvel Action Hour. Loved it, in fact. But it's got nothin' on the Barman Series. Only thing from Marvel that came close was the X-Men cartoon.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 21:15
...
Even then it was like "...".
Really bad sex.
X-men Evolution was the best marvel property, methinks, cartoon wise.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 21:16
...
Even then it was like "...".
Really bad sex.
X-men Evolution was the best marvel property, methinks, cartoon wise.
Psh, that was the wimpy version of the old TV X-Men.
Pashmina
10/28/2007, 21:17
I laugh at the amount of damage those X-gals did to the O-Zone layer.
Just look at Rogue and Storm's hair! Hairspray much?
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 22:04
I liked Evolution better than TAS, mostly because I was a geek by the time Evolution was on. Plus I liked the animation more.
anonymous92
10/28/2007, 22:37
I enjoyed the Superman animated cartoon from the 90's the most.
ahh... the good days.
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 22:38
JLU has always been the best superhero series ever and always will be.
Shield001
10/28/2007, 22:59
I liked X-men TAS better than evolution...
JLU
Batman
Batman beyond
are some of my faves
some Superman episodes are great but some not so much...
on a side note....
a guy with dark blue nail pollish is buying movies at B.buster and I am thinking its a bit odd and my co-worker coments that she like the nail polish
turns out the guy works at Star Trek the experience as a Ferengi (either that or he carries a picture of one around and tells everyone that :laugh: )
the other odd thing to happen last night was:
2 clowns come in looking for a copy of Halloween so I show them where it is a walk away, then a bit later 2 more clowns come in looking for the same movie and this time I see them take a picture with it and leave, herd them say something about a scavenger hunt...
Then 2 more clows come in of coure looking for the same thing :laugh:
[/reality]
then I got to think what else are clowns looking for on their hunt... it must have something to do with their plot to destory us all...(repeat x3)
St-Dumas
10/28/2007, 23:45
Weird.
I should get more food.
The BoyBlunder
10/29/2007, 01:40
You would be amazed at what sort of usful information for mafia games you can get by reading peoples reps.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 01:49
Yeah, that's why I don't rep people for doing stuff until either they're dead or the game's over.
It's just good policy.
The BoyBlunder
10/29/2007, 01:57
Yeah, that's why I don't rep people for doing stuff until either they're dead or the game's over.
It's just good policy.
I keep the same policy, but that doesn't keep me from exploiting those that don't.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 02:10
Well it should!
In other news, my Mystics team rocked today's tourney.
EmperorNorton
10/29/2007, 03:33
Dammit.
Dammit dammit dammit!
BudPalmer
10/29/2007, 09:21
Ah... good times!
Pashmina
10/29/2007, 12:19
YOU WILL GO ASTRAY
LIKE A KILLER WHALE
TRAPPED
IN A BAAAAAAAAAY! (ocean's miles away...)
BudPalmer
10/29/2007, 13:51
I bought Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for PS3 a couple weeks ago. I played it here and there for a hour or so at a time. This weekend I had plans that fell through so I sat a played this game. I played for a very long time. It is an amazingly detailed game. I played so long the seasons changed. I knew this because the leaves on the trees started changing colors. That's some pretty kewl detail if you ask me. The only downside (if you can call it that) is that there are SOOOOO many side quests that don't have to deal with the main story. It is easy to forget what your actual goal is. I should be saving the kingdom but instead I find myself saving money to buy a haunted house. Lots of fun though.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 15:23
Cosmic Debris by Frank Zappa is stuck in my head. It's a good song.
Shield001
10/29/2007, 15:48
I get by with a little help from my friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhNsIXHjNcg)
JKLantern
10/29/2007, 16:40
I know some of our realmsers are high school age, thinking about college. As a college student, I feel it's important that I share some of my experiences with them so they make proper choices in life. So here's what I learned today:
1. If you're a grad student, the professors you're working with can make you do anything they want, no matter how sadistic and humiliating.
2. If you're in an organic chem lab, and the TA for your section asks if she looks like the sort of girl who would date a chem major, no matter what your prior experience with chem lab TAs is, do NOT answer yes.
Antipathy
10/29/2007, 16:48
I know some of our realmsers are high school age, thinking about college. As a college student, I feel it's important that I share some of my experiences with them so they make proper choices in life. So here's what I learned today:
1. If you're a grad student, the professors you're working with can make you do anything they want, no matter how sadistic and humiliating.
2. If you're in an organic chem lab, and the TA for your section asks if she looks like the sort of girl who would date a chem major, no matter what your prior experience with chem lab TAs is, do NO answer yes.
What happened?
JKLantern
10/29/2007, 16:50
She was offended. And made a couple derogatory remarks about males at my school in general.
But if it was an angrier TA, it could've gone a lot worse.
Pashmina
10/29/2007, 17:34
Except, why would I do Chemistry?
It was literally painful doing for 5 years. I did not get it at all. It is literally a miracle that I got a C. It was my coursework that pulled up the mark.
Thank my deity that I don't EVER have to do it again.
It's just so dull. I prefer subjects that have relevance to my life. At least Biology and Physics had lives.
JKLantern
10/29/2007, 17:39
If you're going to be any sort of science major, you need a background in pretty much all the sciences, at least a little.
Shield001
10/29/2007, 18:20
and I was all ready to sarcasticly say do the opposite of what JK said
but that is actually good/useful/funny advice
Question Athority (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk7RyyHq-F0)
oh and
these really made me LoL first time I saw them (still do, along with some of the other comercials)
Solomon Grundy Want Pants, Too! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco)
Legion of Doom V Power Puff Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91KK09FAux4)
Wonder Woman Loses Her Keys. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiGYOAI4Jvg)
guess batman was not so prepared in the last one :laugh:
I need to get Indiana Jones and the Pinball Adventure.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 19:08
I love how Pre-Crisis Superboy is so powerful he accidentally killed people.
It's not cheesy like most comics.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 19:23
I seriously need SSBB or I will self-destruct.
I wish we didn't have to wait till December. I wants it now.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 19:44
That's what some kid's mom said.
(seriously, he couldn't wait til Christmas)
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 19:45
I wish we didn't have to wait till December. I wants it now.
It got pushed back to February.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 19:52
Maybe it's like Duke Nukem.
It got pushed back to February.
:eek:
*dies*
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 20:14
:eek:
*dies*
I know. It hurts me too.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 20:15
Xander: Goodbye, cruel world!
*guts himself*
*his number of lives go down, he reappears*
Xander: Goodbye, cruel world!
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 20:22
Xander: Goodbye, cruel world!
*guts himself*
*his number of lives go down, he reappears*
Xander: Goodbye, cruel world!
Yeah, Drawn Together is a funny show.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 20:49
Tara Strong voices both Toot and Clara.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 20:53
Did I mention that I saw Tara Strong at Comic Con and got a pretty good picture of her on my phone.
SaferSephiroth
10/29/2007, 20:55
Did I mention I am incredibly jealous of Dumas and would kill to get that close to Tara?
I bet you've also got pictures of your mom.
Anyway, I am t3h leaving. It's Heroes time.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 21:18
Did I mention I am incredibly jealous of Dumas and would kill to get that close to Tara?
I assumed as such.
anonymous92
10/29/2007, 22:09
I am happy because I have no shoes.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 22:12
I am happy because I have no shoes.
I prefer shoes. They're warm and keep pointy stuff from hurting my feet.
Ah well. To each his own.
Antipathy
10/29/2007, 22:13
Gawd, I can't believe I changed my avatar to this.
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 22:16
Is that Larry David?
Antipathy
10/29/2007, 22:17
Is that Larry David?
Dick Cheney
St-Dumas
10/29/2007, 22:18
Dick Cheney
That's incredibly different and INCREDIBLY worse.
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 08:50
The National Association or Nerds wants me to give my membership back because it too me way to long to figure out this vanity plate:
UZTHE4C
Yup, I really let myself down this morning. :(
bigbro911
10/30/2007, 09:27
ONE MORE DAY TILL HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN,
ONE MORE DAY TILL HALLOWEEN...Silver Shamrock!
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 10:55
The National Association or Nerds wants me to give my membership back because it too me way to long to figure out this vanity plate:
UZTHE4C
Yup, I really let myself down this morning. :(
My Motor Learning professor has an illegal license plate.
ID=MT
Which means the Index of Difficulty is directly proportional to the Movement Time. It's a summary of Fitz's Law, which would better be named as Fitz's Principle.
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 13:23
Yup, I have no idea what you are talking about. :ermm:
We aren't all Ethan Hawkins, you know! :devious:
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 13:52
Yup, I have no idea what you are talking about. :ermm:
We aren't all Ethan Hawkins, you know! :devious:
Who? We're not all experts on a variety of subjects like Jim Clemente, you know!
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 13:53
Who? We're not all experts on a variety of subjects like Jim Clemente, you know!
Who?
Professor Ethan Hawkins!
The wheelchair guy!
I thought you were Alfred Einstein!
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 13:53
Who?
Professor Ethan Hawkins!
The wheelchair guy!
I thought you were Alfred Einstein!
That's Steven Hawking, you beef-witted apple-john!
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 14:00
And its Albert Einstein too.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 14:26
And its Albert Einstein too.
Relativity? Pshh. He's not as important as Alfred Einstein. He invented Turbo-Liquor.
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 14:27
Relativity? Pshh. He's not as important as Alfred Einstein. He invented Turbo-Liquor.
Toochie! :rolleyes:
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 14:28
Toochie! :rolleyes:
Last time I did that, I ended up getting beaten up by the manager.
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 14:31
I can't believe you can't hold vomit down. Gravity does all the work. All you have to do is stand over it and say, "Don't you dare get up!" Or "You'll never amount to anything because you are stupid!" (Depending on which way you meant "holding down"). :grin:
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 14:32
I can't believe you can't hold vomit down. Gravity does all the work. All you have to do is stand over it and say, "Don't you dare get up!" Or "You'll never amount to anything because you are stupid!" (Depending on which way you meant "holding down"). :grin:
It's a slippery vomit. It's still trying to wriggle out, even as I type this.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 14:36
Not nearly as full bodied as some of the vomits I've experienced, either. If a vomits gotta come out, it should at least be some sort of epic, stylish and flavorful vomit.
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:22
Has he lost his mind?
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 15:23
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:23
Can he walk at all?
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 15:24
Or if he moves, will he fall?
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:25
Is he alive or dead?
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 15:25
Has he thoughts within his head?
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:26
We'll just leave him there.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 15:28
Why should we even care?
BudPalmer
10/30/2007, 15:30
If dere's rocks ahead we'll sure to be dead!
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:30
Duuuuh nuuuuh duh duh duh! Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuhnuhnuh, duh nuh nuh!
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 15:31
If dere's rocks ahead we'll sure to be dead!
No more rhyming, I mean it!
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 15:32
Anybody want a peanut?
Pashmina
10/30/2007, 16:11
I salute to you, Commander, and I sneeze
Because I have now an allergy
To your policies it seems
Where have we gone wrong, America?
Mr.Lincoln, we can't seem to find you anywhere
Out of the millions, from the deserts to the mountains, over prairies
to the shores...
Is this just the madness of King George?
Yo George
Is this just the madness of King George?
Yo George
Well, you have the whole nation on all fours.
- "Yo George" Tori Amos
Shield001
10/30/2007, 18:16
Anybody want a peanut?
honey roasted?
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:19
honey roasted?
Tequila Roasted.
Shield001
10/30/2007, 18:34
But honey roasted peanuts have artificial honey roasting agent and pressed peanut sweepings in them....
Iron Ham
10/30/2007, 18:37
Duuuuh nuuuuh duh duh duh! Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuhnuhnuh, duh nuh nuh!
I am IRON HAM!!!
Pashmina
10/30/2007, 19:25
I am actually going to cause shock and awe with my art in school.
Actually telling the truth in my head and what I feel about their outdated by centuries hair regulations.
Die, basties.
SaferSephiroth
10/30/2007, 19:28
Rookie Shazam!'s sculpt is an inappropriate duo.
St-Dumas
10/30/2007, 19:56
Hulk 2099 looks like he's trying to do it to himself.
A creepy mental image, if there ever was one.
In other news, the ad beside my little writing-words-to-be-posted box is giving me a link to the top 5 mind control sites. "Secret ways to control people's minds without them even knowing!"
But, if you're mind controlling someone, isn't it obvious that they wouldn't know? 'Cause if they did, it'd be more like a not-so-subtle mind manipulation than true mind control.
St-Dumas
10/31/2007, 18:06
Happy Halloween!
That's what your mom said last night!
...
Yeah, she thinks tomorrow is today.
BudPalmer
10/31/2007, 18:44
That's what your mom said last night!
...
Yeah, she thinks tomorrow is today.
She also thinks she can't get pregnant when she's on top but that's a story for another day!
JKLantern
10/31/2007, 18:48
She also thinks she can't get pregnant when she's on top but that's a story for another day!
Is that why you have to keep sending Domi and Thawmus checks every month?
Is that why you have to keep sending Domi and Thawmus checks every month?
They're not nearly enough, though. Some of the things I have to deal with... :disappoin
JKLantern
10/31/2007, 18:53
They're not nearly enough, though. Some of the things I have to deal with... :disappoin
...But it's all he's legally obligated to cover! Advantage: BudPalmer!
BudPalmer
10/31/2007, 18:54
Dead-beat dads FTW!
Come on! It only happened once! Stop going on and on about it!
St-Dumas
10/31/2007, 19:46
Hooray!
Now who has food?
JKLantern
10/31/2007, 21:50
What's my Halloween treat? I have to write a lab report. And reassemble the section my partner wrote, thanks to various grammatical and spelling errors, the fact that he didn't pay attention to the Lab TA saying "No interpretation in the Results section, leave that in the discussion," and the fact that it's unscientifically written.
I hope you all have a better Halloween than I'm going to have. I'm gonna be up a while...
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 00:36
I finished my Trick or Treating. 7.2 pounds of candy. That's good.
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 00:42
I finished my Trick or Treating. 7.2 pounds of candy. That's good.
I haven't finished my damn lab report. Mostly because I really would rather be doing just about anything else, and have virtually unlimited access to the internet at my disposal. Curse my Nero Wolf-esque aversion to work.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 00:52
Just another example of why it sucks to be JK.
*Cyberhugs JK.*
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 00:55
Stupid discussion section of this lab report is supposed to be the main section, when there isn't a whole lot more to say on this subject that hasn't already been covered ad nauseum in lab or elsewhere in the report.
JackAssterson
11/01/2007, 00:58
You could always do the discussion section multiple choice style.
Quicker that way.
A
B
C
B
A
D
D
C
B
A
D
A
B
D
A
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 01:06
You could always do the discussion section multiple choice style.
Quicker that way.
A
B
C
B
A
D
D
C
B
A
D
A
B
D
A
That wouldn't suggest much in the way of further research on these worms.
And in other news, for the first time in history, my roommate just hit the sack before I did. Halloween is indeed a time for scary and supernatural occurances...
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 01:30
The conclusion to Imaginationland was brilliant.
JackAssterson
11/01/2007, 01:38
That wouldn't suggest much in the way of further research on these worms.
Picked the wrong answers, eh? :sleep:
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 07:32
The conclusion to Imaginationland was brilliant.
I wish I could say the same was true for this lab report. But, it's done.
Shield001
11/01/2007, 13:47
Maybe you should work on breeding some smart worms so they can write the report for you?
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 13:56
Maybe you should work on breeding some smart worms so they can write the report for you?
No amount of breeding would make these worms smart.
Now in lab, we're moving on from worm genetics to animal behavior! Woo!
Shield001
11/01/2007, 14:11
so what kind of animals will you be tortu....I mean pro....
messing around with now???
:laugh:
Does anyone remember how far we made with the last random coments thread??
I snese the end....
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 14:12
so what kind of animals will you be tortu....I mean pro....
messing around with now???
:laugh:
No idea. Probably gonna find out tomorrow.
I just had to redo my whole geochemistry report 'cause the instruction sheet is so poorly written that I misunderstood it and did the whole thing wrong.
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 15:04
I just had to redo my whole geochemistry report 'cause the instruction sheet is so poorly written that I misunderstood it and did the whole thing wrong.
Okay, so Freshman Year of High School I took AP European History. Day of the AP test roles around. My friend Crazy PT looks at one of the essay questions, and writes out this elaborate six page essay. Then he looks at the question again.
Turns out there was a "NOT" in the question that he missed. So he crosses out the entire essay, and writes a new one!
That's officially one of the worst things ever. Like getting speared in the brain with mind-bullets.
Shield001
11/01/2007, 15:30
ouch...
I remember way back in grade school (maybe middle school) where the teach would hand out a worksheet and tell us to follow the instructions. but there was always some kind of trick, like in the instructions it would say only do number 15 and the rest of the questions were super hard or stupid (like yelling out your name).
a couple times in middle school (and high school) one teacher would give a test (usually in a science subject) that had one of the answers in the instructions because usually no one would read them :laugh:
In first year my psychology prof was always telling everyone the final exam would be easy with no tricks, and no one should have any trouble with it whatsoever. So, naturally, everyone got suspicious that it was a trick or an experiment or something.
Turned out it wasn't, which was nice.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 15:51
I missed gum.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 15:56
No, because I have gum.
So theoretically, if you ran out, you'd miss it again?
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 19:06
So theoretically, if you ran out, you'd miss it again?
Yes.
I enjoy gum.
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 20:03
Yes.
I enjoy gum.
Never have, m'self. Which makes it even funnier when friends who have known me for years ask me if either:
A) I have gum I can give them.
B) Would like some gum.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 20:12
Never have, m'self. Which makes it even funnier when friends who have known me for years ask me if either:
A) I have gum I can give them.
B) Would like some gum.
I would like some gum.
anonymous92
11/01/2007, 21:47
Yeah I wouldn't mind some either.
JKLantern
11/01/2007, 21:48
I have no gum. Go harass another mutant Realmser.
SaferSephiroth
11/01/2007, 21:56
Billy Madison: Do you have any more gum, more gum?
Do you have any more gum?
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 22:00
Hey there kids!
I bet you thought that I was dead!
But really, when I fell, I just broke my leg
And got a hemmorage in my head! Huh huh!
SaferSephiroth
11/01/2007, 22:00
Stop looking at me, Swan!
That's quacktastic!
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 22:02
Adam Sandler is underrated. Although lots of his movies do suck.
SaferSephiroth
11/01/2007, 22:06
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE
JUST FEEL THE GROOVE AND DANCE
JUST YOU JUST bleepED YOUR PANTS
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 22:08
You can dance!
You can dance!
Everybody look at your pants!
WE'RE ALL WEARING PANTS!!!
...
Okay, that's a lie.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 22:45
The leader is good!
The leader is great!
We surrender our will
Upon this day!
Uknown352
11/01/2007, 22:47
So what's your guys take on applesauce?
It's not bad, but pie and cider and crumble are all better uses of apple.
St-Dumas
11/01/2007, 22:54
Applecore!
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