Star Trek Mafia Sign Up Thread

[sstralkowski]

I plan on starting this Monday September 17th. That gives us a bit under 2 weeks to gather the necessary people. I have 28 or so roles set up as is so that's my target. If I need more, I can always make more up.

Here's the premise. Star Trek Characters find themselves in an unknown location and have vague memories if any of their companions. Survival is the name of the game. I don't want to get too specific, but some of these roles will surprise you.

Current list: (30)
Antipathy
Bags
batfink
Bob'sBigBoy
Calabolg
CarlosMucha
catvic25
Cornucopia
CrusaderC
DarkCorsair
DarqFeonix
Doombot 3.1
Eddie Money
Fin Fang Foom
Funny_Screenname
JackAssterson
JackofHearts2005
Kitsushel
Lobstrocity
m_a_caque
noshimama1
RCricket55
Righteous Criminal
Rokk Krinn
Scarlet Witch
scehaono
Screaming Banshee
Thawmus
theanalogkid
Truffle Shuffle
turdburglar47

[m_a_caque]

I plan on starting this Monday September 17th. That gives us a bit under 2 weeks to gather the necessary people. I have 26 or so roles set up as is so that's my target. If I need more, I can always make more up.

Here's the premise. Star Trek Characters find themselves in an unknown location and have vagua memories if any of their companions. Survival is the name of the game. I don't want to get too specific, but some of these roles will surprise you.


oh i'll be dead in the other two by then. even though i am not knowlegable about star trek

you said vagua. lol

[theanalogkid]

I would like to play.

[turdburglar47]

Star Trek characters from any show? YOU MEAN I COULD BE SCOTT BAKULA?

[Rokk_Krinn]

Star Trek characters from any show? YOU MEAN I COULD BE SCOTT BAKULA?

Well, I wouldn't make any quantum leaps of conclusion on that. :p

[sstralkowski]

Star Trek characters from any show? YOU MEAN I COULD BE SCOTT BAKULA?


You'll just have to sign up and see. I can't give away the characters before the game even starts. :cool:

[sstralkowski]

you said vagua. lol

I did nothing of the sort. :rolleyes:

[charlesx]

Well, I wouldn't make any quantum leaps of conclusion on that. :p

I see that everyone's a comedian.

Oh boy. :p

[turdburglar47]

Hmmm... will there be separate characters for Kirstie Alley Saavik and Star Trek III Saavik? :D

[Rokk_Krinn]

Hmmm... will there be separate characters for Kirstie Alley Saavik and Star Trek III Saavik? :D

There's actually two Kirstie Alley's in the game; the Jenny Craig one counts for double the votes. :rolleyes:

[JackAssterson]

I see that everyone's a comedian.

Oh boy. :p

Jim, I'm a comedian, not a doctor.

/sign These things are like potato chips. (not that I've eaten those in a long time...mmmm, tater chips...)

[KitsuShel]

Whooo! Sign me up, baby! I'm much more knowledgeable about Trek than I was Star Wars.

[Calabolg]

Aha, Star Trek, that's awesome. I'm game. :)

[Doombot 3.1]

Sure. Beam ... er, sign me up.

[scehaono]

sign me up, sstralkowski!

[Lobstrosity]

I will play.

[RCricket55]

i would like to play...I might be able to get a new guy too. I'll let you know.

[Thawmus]

*Thawmus would like to say he'd like to play, but unfortunately he went missing today. The last sighting of Thawmus was reportedly when he was sucked into Kitsushel's avatar, never to return.*

[batfink]

Sure, as long as I don't wear a red shirt and I have a real name.
By Grabthar's hammer, this thread will be avenged.

[sstralkowski]

*Thawmus would like to say he'd like to play, but unfortunately he went missing today. The last sighting of Thawmus was reportedly when he was sucked into Kitsushel's avatar, never to return.*


That sucks. *rimshot*

[m_a_caque]

That sucks. *rimshot*

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sstralkowski]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're Just Jealous.

[JackAssterson]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You want Star Trek jokes, eh?

Where do Ferengi tourists go?

The Earful tower!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

What's the best supply of lumber on any starship?

The Captain's Log!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

One of Kirk's greatest enemies only votes on proposed initiatives one way.

He's always KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

Why does Star Wars candy outsell Star Trek candy?

It's more Chewie.

(bah da boom CHHH!)

What kind of fast food does the cybernetic enemy of the Federation eat?

Hamborgers.

(bah da boom CHHH!)

Hoo-ha!

/dodges phasers set to heckle

[Doombot 3.1]

Lynch Vote: JackAssterton

[JackAssterson]

We're getting negative readings on comedy hour. Shields up!

But Captain, we've still got a man on the planet!

What color shirt's he wearing?

Uh...vermilion, sir! We have to save him!

Isn't vermilion another term for...red?

*Sigh* Yes, sir.

He'll be fine. Get us out of here, helmsman. Warp Eight Million.

Don't you mean Warp Eight, sir?

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Fin Fang Foom]

Whoopi ty yi yo

[m_a_caque]

You want Star Trek jokes, eh?

Where do Ferengi tourists go?

The Earful tower!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

What's the best supply of lumber on any starship?

The Captain's Log!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

One of Kirk's greatest enemies only votes on proposed initiatives one way.

He's always KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(bah da boom CHHH!)

Why does Star Wars candy outsell Star Trek candy?

It's more Chewie.

(bah da boom CHHH!)

What kind of fast food does the cybernetic enemy of the Federation eat?

Hamborgers.

(bah da boom CHHH!)

Hoo-ha!

/dodges phasers set to heckle


these however are comic gold!

[sstralkowski]

these however are comic gold!


Sad as it is, I agree. :nervous:

[CrusaderC]

I only know one word that can describe my excitement...

KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so in.

[CrusaderC]

P.S. www.khaaan.com/

[Amora's_best_friend]

I know nothing about Star Trek, but I love these mafia games so much, I want to join in.

[CarlosMucha]

OMG I will love to join on this. what Generation will be? I hope the Picard times because we can have DS9 and Voyayers and others.

I will like to join. I not have a working PC right now. but just in case I find a new PC on time sigh me up.

[CarlosMucha]

I plan on starting this Monday September 17th. That gives us a bit under 2 weeks to gather the necessary people. I have 26 or so roles set up as is so that's my target. If I need more, I can always make more up.

Here's the premise. Star Trek Characters find themselves in an unknown location and have vague memories if any of their companions. Survival is the name of the game. I don't want to get too specific, but some of these roles will surprise you.
I have no idea if Rokk, Turdburglar, and charlesx were actually signing up or not.


I remember a ST NG episode when something like that happen.

[turdburglar47]

I suppose I'll give this mafia business one more shot. I was just about to break down and join the Muppet one when suddenly it started. ;)

I have one rule - I will not, under any circumstances, be Frakes (unless it was a Gargoyles game and I could be Xanatos). Frakes bugs the carp out of me.

Also, if I'm Kirk, I demand a special power that allows me to bang green chicks.

I'm decent on the original series and TNG, not so much on DS9 or Voyager, and Enterprise I watched for about half a season. Bakula rules, "Tripp" was a twerp.

(fingers crossed for Zefram Cochrane)

[sstralkowski]

what Generation will be? I hope the Picard times because we can have DS9 and Voyayers and others.

I can't say. Part of the fun is guessing who's in the game. I could even mix characters from different timelines.

[sstralkowski]

I suppose I'll give this mafia business one more shot. I was just about to break down and join the Muppet one when suddenly it started. ;)

I have one rule - I will not, under any circumstances, be Frakes (unless it was a Gargoyles game and I could be Xanatos). Frakes bugs the carp out of me.

Also, if I'm Kirk, I demand a special power that allows me to bang green chicks.

I'm decent on the original series and TNG, not so much on DS9 or Voyager, and Enterprise I watched for about half a season. Bakula rules, "Tripp" was a twerp.

(fingers crossed for Zefram Cochrane)


I guarantee nothing. Except that if you're Kirk and Carlos is a green chick, I will laugh...hard. :laugh:

[Rokk_Krinn]

Hmm...somewhat busy weeks for me but I also know that it probably wouldn't be bad if I was too busy to really post on these threads (plenty of folks will appreciate that. :grin: ).

Sure, I'll join, even though Star Trek has pretty much -never- been my thing (I've watched random episodes of original - rather fond of Bones - and, of course the movies...oh, and a couple early episodes of DS9 and Enterprise and that's pretty much it...you can pick out the hawk & dove in my family: my brother loves Star Trek while I'm more into Star Wars. :) ).

[turdburglar47]

I guarantee nothing. Except that if you're Kirk and Carlos is a green chick, I will laugh...hard. :laugh:


I have my easy escape from this - we've already established that Carlos gives me headaches. ;) "Not tonight, dear."

[CarlosMucha]

I have my easy escape from this - we've already established that Carlos gives me headaches. ;) "Not tonight, dear."



WAARRR!!!!!!!!

[Cornucopia]

sign me up sstralkowski. I'll have another go at this mafia game.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I guarantee nothing. Except that if you're Kirk and Carlos is a green chick, I will laugh...hard. :laugh:

I wouldn't laugh too much. You wouldn't want to be heading home and see the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile driving behind you. :surprised

[JackAssterson]

I wouldn't laugh too much. You wouldn't want to be heading home and see the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile driving behind you. :surprised

Nightmare of nightmares. :confused:

[Lobstrosity]

sstralkowski said he might be mixing up genres/timeframes. That would be cool if Captain Zap Brannigan was in the game. In the immortal words of the good captain:

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

[m_a_caque]

is it safe to say there is a reference website for those of us not exactly on top of every thing star trek?

[scehaono]

my friend, for any of these, i try and use wikipedia as a starting point

[turdburglar47]

If you can't find information about Star Trek on the internet, you aren't actually using the internet.

[DarqFeonix]

I'm in. Fingers crossed on being DammitWesley. With Traveller powers obviously.

[turdburglar47]

I now want to be floating Lincoln of Death.

[sstralkowski]

I'm in. Fingers crossed on being DammitWesley. With Traveller powers obviously.


Careful, I might make you Broccoli. ;)

[sstralkowski]

is it safe to say there is a reference website for those of us not exactly on top of every thing star trek?

startrek.com is a good place to start.

[Scarlet Witch]

I don't know a lick about Star Trek at all but I'm in......

[sstralkowski]

I don't know a lick about Star Trek at all but I'm in......


Well then I guess you're boldly going where no witch has gone before. :laugh:

[CrusaderC]

I wanna be the enterprise!!

[sstralkowski]

I wanna be the enterprise!!

The Enterprise had a chick's voice. You sure about that?

[turdburglar47]

I will be Evil Floating Lincoln, Clint Howard or Evil Spock's Beard.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I will be Evil Floating Lincoln, Clint Howard or Evil Spock's Beard.

Too late, friend. You've already requested the role of "The Kirk Who Has Sex with Carlos". :noid:

[turdburglar47]

Fie on your abomination!

I SHALL BE THE THIRD SPOT FROM THE LEFT ON DAX'S NECK!

[theanalogkid]

If we are calling Dibs, I want to be the Andorian from Enterprise. The coolest character on the show besides Empress Ho Hosi. Mmmm Empress Ho.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Beam me up.

What? Too cheesy?

[Rokk_Krinn]

Beam me up.

What? Too cheesy?

Wit should be Brie-f and that wasn't very Gouda.


:rolleyes:

[turdburglar47]

Maybe I should be the humpback whale.

Or the transparent aluminum.

No, the Double Dumb A**! I'll be the Double Dumb A**!

[Jackofhearts2005]

I hope we have a random Darth Vader or Triumph the Insulter Dog in this game.

[Lobstrosity]

I wanna be Welshie.


[Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
Leonard Nimoy: Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
Fry: "Welshie"?
Nichelle Nichols: We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.

[Rokk_Krinn]

There should be two Leonard Nimoys. No, not Mirror Universe Spocks; Spock and "I am Not Spock"-Nimoy. :grin:

[sstralkowski]

We've got 18 players and a bit over a week to go. Here's to hoping we get at least 8 more. I suggest some of you regulars maybe recruit an outsider to the realms. It really helps the realms...and my game.

4 of the newbs I brought on for Wild West Mafia have donated to the realms and gotten custom avatars. That can't be bad for our community. Kudos to those players and to the rest who have added to the games.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I would gladly recruit someone to here if I could Stral. Unfortunately there's nobody that comes to mind.

(Seriously, I have no "geek associates/friends" outside of the Realms. Why do you think I spend so much time here? Everyone else expects me to act like a stuffy old adult. :) )

[sstralkowski]

I would gladly recruit someone to here if I could Stral. Unfortunately there's nobody that comes to mind.

(Seriously, I have no "geek associates/friends" outside of the Realms. Why do you think I spend so much time here? Everyone else expects me to act like a stuffy old adult. :) )

HAHAHA!!!! No worries. We'll always be here for you, Rokk. For now, work on nerdify-ing some of your coworkers. ;)

[DarkCorsair]

I've been following a bunch of these games for a while, and I'd like to give it a try. Sign me up for this shake-down cruise, please.

[sstralkowski]

I've been following a bunch of these games for a while, and I'd like to give it a try. Sign me up for this shake-down cruise, please.


Excellent. The mroe the merrier. IN the meantime, if you've got any questions, feel free to ask and maybe we can clear them up before the game starts.

[DarkCorsair]

I've got my fingers crossed to be the tribble. My arguments will consist entirely of "meep" noises, but my voting power and survivability will increase exponentially every day.

[sstralkowski]

I've got my fingers crossed to be the tribble. My arguments will consist entirely of "meep" noises, but my voting power and survivability will increase exponentially every day.


You sure you're not playing Beaker in the Muppets Mafia? :laugh:

[CarlosMucha]

ey Sstra. I hope this Mafia game will be open in weekends, I hate the Arkhan game close the weekends. :disappoin

[Amora's_best_friend]

I'm sorry for already committing myself, but I'm gonna have to pull out of this game.

I'm doing too many games at once (and running one myself) and tbh I don't really know anything about Star Trek.

[sstralkowski]

I'm sorry for already committing myself, but I'm gonna have to pull out of this game.

I'm doing too many games at once (and running one myself) and tbh I don't really know anything about Star Trek.


Boooooo! Oh well, we'll see if you change your mind by week's end.

[sstralkowski]

ey Sstra. I hope this Mafia game will be open in weekends, I hate the Arkhan game close the weekends. :disappoin

It may have slightly longer phases over weekends, but with summer being pretty much over and travel season coming to a close, we'll most certainly be running through weekends.

[Amora's_best_friend]

Boooooo! Oh well, we'll see if you change your mind by week's end.

I'll stay in if you really want.

It's just I've never seen Star Trek in my life, and I wont understand what's going on at all.

[sstralkowski]

I'll stay in if you really want.

It's just I've never seen Star Trek in my life, and I wont understand what's going on at all.


Totally up to you, man. Why don't you see how many people I have by the end of the week and if I'm still short, hop in. I'm not sure knowledge of the source material will really matter.

[CarlosMucha]

It may have slightly longer phases over weekends, but with summer being pretty much over and travel season coming to a close, we'll most certainly be running through weekends.


good to know!

[Screaming Banshee]

Totally up to you, man. Why don't you see how many people I have by the end of the week and if I'm still short, hop in. I'm not sure knowledge of the source material will really matter.


i think the only star trek person i know is spock. :nervous: but i'll give it a shot. i'm in. :)

[Funny_Screenname]

I'm in.

Hmm...seems there is a 10 character minimum on this board.

Problem solved.

[sstralkowski]

I'm in.

Hmm...seems there is a 10 character minimum on this board.

Problem solved.


Nice...all I have to say is "Fear the Fury!"

[JackAssterson]

Hmm...seems there is a 10 character minimum on this board.



Kirk Spock Picard Riker Worf Data Yar Sisko Quark Geordi.

[Funny_Screenname]

Kirk Spock Picard Riker Worf Data Yar Sisko Quark Geordi.

I'm new here but you will soon learn that it is I who makes the smarmy nerd jokes...thank you.

[Antipathy]

With Peers' game on hold, I'll sign up for this game.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I'm new here but you will soon learn that it is I who makes the smarmy nerd jokes...thank you.

You sure you want to claim that title? JackA has a certain 'drawback' when it comes to using that capability. :devious:

[m_a_caque]

I'm new here but you will soon learn that it is I who makes the smarmy nerd jokes...thank you.

m_a_caque loves newcomers!

[sstralkowski]

m_a_caque loves newcomers!


HA! Nice avatar.

[Funny_Screenname]

m_a_caque loves newcomers!

Well I hope y_a_caque can find the time to scrape vomit off my monitor.

[CarlosMucha]

m_a_caque loves newcomers!

I think my internal trek traslator is not working well, but just in case: EEEWWWWW.

[Rokk_Krinn]

Well I hope y_a_caque can find the time to scrape vomit off my monitor.

Pity. We thought you were going for smarmy nerd jokes not baseline vulgar humour. :cheeky:

[Funny_Screenname]

Pity. We thought you were going for smarmy nerd jokes not baseline vulgar humour. :cheeky:

What makes you think they are mutually exclusive?

Edit: Fine...would it have been better if I said "YOMANK"?

[sstralkowski]

What makes you think they are mutually exclusive?

Edit: Fine...would it have been better if I said "YOMANK"?

Not sure, but "Yo Momma" is ALWAYS funny. ;)

[Funny_Screenname]

Not sure, but "Yo Momma" is ALWAYS funny. ;)

Spoken like a true Pauly Shore fan.

[turdburglar47]

I think "Your Mom" is funnier than "Yo Mamma."

In fact, a game some friends and I occasionally play is to replace parts of songs with "Your Mom."

"Hopelessly Devoted To Your Mom"
"That's What I Like About Your Mom!"
"I Just Died In Your Mom Tonight"

[Funny_Screenname]

I think "Your Mom" is funnier than "Yo Mamma."

In fact, a game some friends and I occasionally play is to replace parts of songs with "Your Mom."

"Hopelessly Devoted To Your Mom"
"That's What I Like About Your Mom!"
"I Just Died In Your Mom Tonight"

Your mom once was a man from Nantucket...

[sstralkowski]

I think "Your Mom" is funnier than "Yo Mamma."

In fact, a game some friends and I occasionally play is to replace parts of songs with "Your Mom."

"Hopelessly Devoted To Your Mom"
"That's What I Like About Your Mom!"
"I Just Died In Your Mom Tonight"

Agreed, but yo momma fit yomank better.

"Dig through the ditches, and burn through the witches, and SLAM in the back of"...your mom. HA!

[Righteous Criminal]

Im in lets get it going.

[sstralkowski]

Sweet. A couple more and we're good to go.

[DarqFeonix]

For the fun of it, this week's top 10 billboards, with some cheats:

Yo Momma Don't Cry-Fergie
(Yo Momma's) Beautiful Girls-Sean Kingston
Stronger (than Yo Momma)-Kanye West
Crank Yo Momma-Soulja Boy
Way Yo Momma Are-Timbaland
(Yo Momma's a) Rockstar-Nickelback
Hey There Yo Momma-Plain White T's
(Yo Momma Can't Fit Under My) Umbrella-Rihanna
Shut Up Yo Momma & Drive-Rihanna
Bartender (Pick Yo Momma Off The Floor)-T-Pain

[CarlosMucha]

soo. when the game begin??

[sstralkowski]

soo. when the game begin??

As per my original post, next Monday.

[sstralkowski]

Alright, I've added 2 more roles that I'm really stoked about. I can now accomodate 28 players. Seeing as how I've got 4 players in the process of signing up and getting their accounts approved, I think I can meet that number.

[sstralkowski]

I'll leave the thread open in case the ones listed who haven't officially posted yet would like to. Aside from that, I have 30 players and am closing the sign-ups.

[Bob'sBigBoy]

If there's space left, then I'm in. Sign me up. It's my first time at this mafia thing, but it sounds like fun.

[sstralkowski]

Everyone go here (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=209000)for the game thread.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

[Thawmus]

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

I better see an animated gif of the Truffle Shuffle in your avatar by Monday, or you're my first lynch target. Understood??


:laugh:

[Truffle Shuffle]

How will I learn to play if I'm gone the first day? Please don' hurt me. (flashes Puss-In-Boots eyes)

[Thawmus]

How will I learn to play if I'm gone the first day? Please don' hurt me. (flashes Puss-In-Boots eyes)

I won't hurt you if I get to see the Truffle Shuffle. ;)

[Amora's_best_friend]

Is it too late for me to join this game again?

[Truffle Shuffle]

Yea, I've been reading through the Star Wars thread, just to see what it's all about, and you're about to get lynched, so I'm going to head back over there.

As for the truffle shuffle, I kind of like the universe right now. It's pretty.

[sstralkowski]

Is it too late for me to join this game again?


Yeah, sorry. ROles have been sent out already. If I put you in now, everyone would know you're just a neutral throw away role.

[sstralkowski]

I won't hurt you if I get to see the Truffle Shuffle. ;)


Didn't you read the sign? Don't eat the noobs. :laugh:

[Amora's_best_friend]

Yeah, sorry. ROles have been sent out already. If I put you in now, everyone would know you're just a neutral throw away role.

Ah well, maybe next time.

[sstralkowski]

Yea, I've been reading through the Star Wars thread, just to see what it's all about, and you're about to get lynched, so I'm going to head back over there.

As for the truffle shuffle, I kind of like the universe right now. It's pretty.

*cough* Wild West Mafia was better *cough* ;)

[sstralkowski]

Ah well, maybe next time.

Absolutely, you're always welcome.