Star Trek Mafia

[sstralkowski]

Okay, here's a quick recap on how we're going to be playing this for those who haven't read up on it at mafiascum.net or elsewhere.

Each of you will be sent a private message (PM) a role you have been assigned. This PM will include your character, alignment, and any special abilities you might have. You may not copy-and-paste anything from this message. I occasionally have a distinctive writing style (read misspelling style), and it could be a giveaway as to if someone is telling the truth or not... a healthy dose of paranoia is what we're going for. Although not prohibited, there is no need to act 'in character'... if you start saying 'bub' and 'snikt' a lot, people will figure out who you are. You're trying to hide your identity so that whoever is killing people doesn't decide to go for you next.

The game will begin with a story post by me, detailing why everyone is here and the first death. After that, you will have 24 hours to vote on who you want to lynch. Votes are cast by typing VOTE: NAME or CHANGE VOTE: NAME in this thread. PLEASE BOLD ALL VOTES! You may also vote for 'Nobody'. If a majority vote is not achieved by the end of 24 hours, nobody will be lynched. Either way, you get another story post and we enter the Night Phase. The Night Phase will last for 24 hours. Anyone with a Night Ability must PM me their target by the end of the phase (or PM me 'nope, not using it tonight' if you are allowed to). At the end of the phase, you get another story post learning who died... erm, I mean, what happened during the night. And we repeat until only one faction is left standing.

The thread will be locked during night phases to prevent illegal chatter.

Expect anything... past games I've been part of have involved cults, serial killers, multiple mafia families, suicide pacts, powers that change every few days, all kinds of oddness. If you've got a question about rules or really ANYTHING game related, please ask ME, not anyone else. Please do it via PM so that other people don't accidentally overhear you. You may think that an innocent rules question like, "If a roleblocker blocks a vigilante who targetted him for death, what happens?" wouldn't be a problem, however, a crafty player will likely deduce that you have one of those two roles. That is an unfair advantage and if I find out, will result in a double mod-kill. Direct all question to me.

Remember: Unless your Role allows you to, you may only discuss this game in this thread. Anyone caught communicating about this game outside this thread, without a Role that allows them to, will be auto-killed. I have a zero tolerance policy on this. I'm not kidding. I want NO talk about this game outside this thread. talk about old finished games if you'd like, but make no reference to this game. Many of you work together so if I give you any leeway, it may lead to slip-ups.

And since we've got a bunch of people who are new to the site and its workings, I'll clarify some things. This is a privately owned site. That means they can warn you or kick you off for anything they want. That said, unless you act up, they won't do that so just be mindful of some rules. No cursing or bypassing the swear filter. If something slips and you notice a #### show up in your post, leave it that way. We are all adults and can figure out what you meant.

No aggressive behavior. There's a difference between playing a game and being indignant. That line is subjective, but use your best judgment. Sexual connotations are frowned upon. Don't get explicit. You want to make a juvenile joke, I don't have a problem with it, but if you're too graphic, you may get in trouble. Keep in mind I can't condone these juvenile jokes, but I have made quite a few myself, within reason of course. These rules may seem restrictive, but they're not as tight as I make them out to be.

Oh and KitsuShel is a moderator. you can tell because her screen name is red. That means she has the power to give warning points and ban people. If she tells you to knock it off, please listen. She'll be playing the game with us so she'll probably be the most prominent mod in this thread. I guess that's about it. There are a couple days for all of the veterans to add anything else they can think of. I ask that everyone post here so I can get an accurate count on who's paying attention and who's up to speed with realms registrations and all.

Also, I forgot. For the newbies, to send a private message, the easiest way is to find a post made by the intended receiver. Click on their screen name and then choose "send a private message to *****" from the drop down menu.

Alright, now that the unpleasantries are out of the way, I hope everyone enjoys themselves. The game will begin Monday around lunch time.

NOTE: NO editing your posts AT ALL. I will kill you. It's unfair to those who weren't here to see your first post. Don't even edit spelling mistakes or punctuation. Edit NOTHING!!!

Introduction (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2971211&postcount=15)
Night 1 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2976281&postcount=50)
Day 1 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2979033&postcount=283)
Night 2 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2981350&postcount=285)
Night 3 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2983929&postcount=413)
Day 3 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2986757&postcount=710)
Night 4 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2989782&postcount=720)
Day 4 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2991653&postcount=904)
Night 5 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2994348&postcount=906)
Day 5 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2997146&postcount=1236)
Night 6 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2999128&postcount=1251)
Day 6 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3000937&postcount=1537)
Night 7 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3002776&postcount=1565)
Day 7 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3003363&postcount=1657)
Night 8 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3005224&postcount=1707)
Day 8 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3007897&postcount=1829)
Night 9 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3010034&postcount=1833)
Day 9 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3012650&postcount=1950)
Night 10 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3015163&postcount=1956)
Roles (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3015174&postcount=1959)

[Jackofhearts2005]

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[batfink]

Lynch JackA
avoid the rush. Why not do it now?

[scehaono]

Khaaaannnn!

[JackAssterson]

Khaaaannnn!

:eek: KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN! :eek:

[Funny_Screenname]

Have I won yet?

[JackAssterson]

Have I won yet?

Yes.

.................

[Thawmus]

I thought this was going to be closed until Monday? :surprised

[sstralkowski]

Alright kiddies, there's no way I am going to get 16 of you to agree on a single random target so we're going to start in night phase. The list of players is below. You may send me a night target whenever you'd like. You may also speak to any teammates you might have. Not everyone has their roles yet so I will be keeping up in night phase until some time Monday. I will be posting the official opening complete with my death some time this weekend. Hold on tight. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Active Players: (31)
Antipathy
Bags
batfink
Bob'sBigBoy
Calabolg
CarlosMucha
catvic25
Cornucopia
CrusaderC
DarkCorsair
DarqFeonix
Doombot 3.1
Eddie Money
Fin Fang Foom
Funny_Screenname
JackAssterson
JackofHearts2005
Kitsushel
Lobstrocity
m_a_caque
noshimama1
RCricket55
Righteous Criminal
Rokk Krinn
Scarlet Witch
scehaono
Screaming Banshee
Thawmus
theanalogkid
Truffle Shuffle
turdburglar47

PS. Please note the last paragraph added to the first post. NO EDITING!

[sstralkowski]

I thought this was going to be closed until Monday? :surprised

Game has not officially started since all players don't have their roles, but since we're starting in night phase, I can use the lead time to get the write-up done.

[turdburglar47]

I am Floating Space Lincoln. I have the power to emancipate the Ferengi.

[Thawmus]

I am Floating Space Lincoln. I have the power to emancipate the Ferengi.

Best. Roleclaim. Ever. :laugh:

[Funny_Screenname]

Yes.

.................

Wooo. Wow. You guys suck at this.

[Thawmus]

Wooo. Wow. You guys suck at this.

Hey, I'm a newbie, what do you want???

[sstralkowski]

Introduction:

You wake up on a cold table in a large room. You sit up to look around. It looks like a sick bay of some sort, but the equipment is antiquated. There are other people here. There are humanoids of all sorts. Some are vaguely familiar and others are not. Your memory is quite foggy. Everyone else seems to be in the same condition. You’re all wearing grey jumpsuits. After a few minutes of trying to get your bearings, the group starts to intermingle. The Klingons quickly break off from the rest of the group. It almost seems as though they have already set up a pecking order. Their leader speaks up and starts barking orders. He suggests that the entire group split up and search the surroundings to see what can be found. Everyone present is split up into smaller subgroups to investigate. Each group leaves the sick bay one at a time to go about their assigned task.

Ninety minutes later, the groups converge on the sick bay and begin to report their findings. It turns out, all of you are on a remote space station. By the looks of things, it’s been long abandoned and all the systems are old at best. Then someone notices something out of the corner of their eye. It’s a pair of feet sticking out from behind one of the beds. The group surrounds the bed and moves it to reveal a body with a severe phaser burn to the chest. You remember the man from earlier. He had said his name was Eric Pressman (http://www.bolarus.de/sibs/ship/pic/pressman.jpg). A woman descends upon the body to check for vital signs. “He’s dead.” He was played by sstralkowski.

As a makeshift eulogy, a man steps forward. “I remember when the Admiral and I served together. He used to invite me to partake in a holodeck program he had made. He’d pretend to be a tracker named John Locke and we’d run around his tropical island exploring its mystical properties. He’ll be missed.” The group bowed their heads in silence. Then they threw the body out an airlock.

[theanalogkid]

On that happy note, I will vote: No Lynch.

[KitsuShel]

On that happy note, I will vote: No Lynch.

I don't think that necessary yet.

Pretty sure we're starting in a night phase to get a little action going in the beginning.

[sstralkowski]

I don't think that necessary yet.

Pretty sure we're starting in a night phase to get a little action going in the beginning.


Kit's right, if you've got a target in mind, send it on over. The list of players is on page 1.

[Lobstrosity]

NOOOOOOOOOO! If we already threw the body out the airlock, how can we take funny pictures with it and draw things on his face and stuff? Who ruined all the fun?

[m_a_caque]

DaHjaj ghaH [a] QaQ jaj Daq Hegh

[theanalogkid]

Sorry. I'll guess I'll see if I can bag the Lincoln head to put next to the Roosevelt head I have.

[Lobstrosity]

Where are all the ladies at? Don't worry, I am only set to "stunning."

[JackAssterson]

Where are all the ladies at? Don't worry, I am only set to "stunning."

After that comment they all got switched to "ill".

Wakka wakka wakka!

[Lobstrosity]

After that comment they all got switched to "ill".

Wakka wakka wakka!


I am feeling the Captain's itch. Kif, get the powder.

[RCricket55]

meowllo folks....anyone wanna scratch my ###??

[sstralkowski]

I've now sent out all of the roles except one. Tomorrow should be very interesting.

Edit: Scratch that, the last player just got their pm capabilities activated. Roles have all been sent out.

[Jackofhearts2005]

And there was much rejoicing.

Yaaaaay!

[Calabolg]

So... is it night phase? If not, I'll Vote: No Lynch

[Lobstrosity]

And there was much rejoicing.

Yaaaaay!


Rejoicing with Romulan ale? or that synthahol carp?

[sstralkowski]

So... is it night phase? If not, I'll Vote: No Lynch


It is night phase until tomorrow. I'll end the night phase somewhere between noon and 2pm depending on when I get my last pm.

[Lobstrosity]

It is night phase until tomorrow. I'll end the night phase somewhere between noon and 2pm depending on when I get my last pm.


Did you say PM or BM? Because if it is BM, I suggest we don't talk about that here. Besides, no one on Star Trek ever goes BM.

[turdburglar47]

Redshirts do.

Wait, if it's night phase, are we not supposed to be chatting on this thread?

[sstralkowski]

Besides, no one on Star Trek ever goes BM.

Umm, yeah they do. Ever see that colored stream behind them when they jump to warp speed? What do you think that is?

[sstralkowski]

Redshirts do.

Wait, if it's night phase, are we not supposed to be chatting on this thread?

This is the only noght phase where I'm leaving the thread open due to so many newbies in the game who may have questions that they'd like to post. The next night phase will go back to hush hush.

[Lobstrosity]

Umm, yeah they do. Ever see that colored stream behind them when they jump to warp speed? What do you think that is?


I don't know for sure, let's ask turdburglar47 for clarification. Maybe he/she will know.

[Lobstrosity]

This is the only noght phase where I'm leaving the thread open due to so many newbies in the game who may have questions that they'd like to post. The next night phase will go back to hush hush.


You said "noght." Everyone point and laugh. You are dead, so we can't hurt your feelings.

[Thawmus]

You said "noght." Everyone point and laugh. You are dead, so we can't hurt your feelings.

*points and laughs*




Wait, ####, I did that wrong...


*points and laughs at Sstral*


There we go.

[sstralkowski]

You said "noght." Everyone point and laugh. You are dead, so we can't hurt your feelings.


No but you can ket mod-killed. :devious:

[sstralkowski]

*points and laughs*




Wait, ####, I did that wrong...


*points and laughs at Sstral*


There we go.

So does your avatar reflect this?

[Lobstrosity]

No but you can ket mod-killed. :devious:


I sure can. But right now, I think I will go "ket" some ice cream.

[sstralkowski]

I sure can. But right now, I think I will go "ket" some ice cream.


Two words...I suck. 'nuff said.

[Thawmus]

So does your avatar reflect this?

It does now.

[sstralkowski]

I should reiterate that anyone choosing not to use their power should notify me of their intended inaction.

[sstralkowski]

Ok, noon today (EST) Will be the deadline for night targets. I'll post the write-up shortly thereafter.

[Scarlet Witch]

Introduction:
As a makeshift eulogy, a man steps forward. “I remember when the Admiral and I served together. He used to invite me to partake in a holodeck program he had made. He’d pretend to be a tracker named John Locke and we’d run around his tropical island exploring its mystical properties. He’ll be missed.” The group bowed their heads in silence. Then they threw the body out an airlock.
Are you brining LOST into this story too?

[Scarlet Witch]

Are you brining LOST into this story too?
bringing....sorry...:p

[sstralkowski]

Are you brining LOST into this story too?

Terry O'Quinn played Admiral Eric Pressman. Look at my avatar. ;)

[sstralkowski]

Night action results beign sent out now. I will post the write-up when I'm finished.

FYI, if you receive no message, you were successful.

[DarqFeonix]

BTW, how awesome is is that Admiral Pressman now has an Emmy, only days after dying?

[sstralkowski]

Night 1:
Someone walked down the corridor outside their room. They paused on more than one occasion due to a nagging feeling that they’d been followed. “Anyone there?” the person called out. A lowly ensign stepped out from behind a bulkhead.
“Just keeping a look out for you, sir.”
“Well next time just walk with me. Don’t skulk in the shadows behind me.”
“Sir, maybe you should tell that to them as well,” the ensign stammered as he point to two other figures emerging from the corridor behind them.
“What’s going on?”
“Sir, we needed to make sure you remained safe,” the tall follower stated.
“Surely there are more important people you could protect.”
“Just doing our jobs, sir.(and don’t call me Shirley)” the short follower added. (lines in parentheses not actually spoken.)
“Well, as you were, then.”
The tall follower and the ensign stood outside the followed man’s quarters for the rest of the night to keep guard. Suddenly, a concentration of shimmering light engulfed the ensign and he disappeared. The tall follower informed his charge of what had happened and they decided it best to spend the rest of the night in the brig for fear of further incident.

A Klingon was working at a computer station. The Klingon cackled to himself every so often when it seemed he had accomplished his intended goal. After what seemed like hours of devious insanity, the Klingon was grabbed from behind and silenced…permanently. It was not an honorable death, but it was befitting a Klingon whose methods of subterfuge were less than honorable themselves. The dead Klingon was Grathon Tolar - Transporter Officer played by Kitsushel. Alignment: Klingon.

Someone went to use the personal computing station in one of the installation’s quarters and found that it had been locked. They spent most of the night trying to break the code that posed such a problem. After finally being successful, they saw in the log that the previous user had sent a message to another person stranded with them. They closed out the log and exited the system to continue about their other business.

Two men sat in a room having a conversation. It was clear that they did not consider each other friends.
“Why hasn’t your order been enacted?” the rugged man growled.
“I don’t work at night. There’s no challenge if there’s no one looking” quipped the Flaxian with a smirk of confidence.
“I don’t like being toyed with. You’d be wise to execute your task in a timely manner.”
“A bit jittery aren’t we? Relax, I’ll meet my deadline. I always have, haven’t I?”
“Your tone is beginning to grate on me. Have you forgotten what happened to your former associate?”
“He was an amateur. Surely you can understand the folly in crossing one such as me.”
“That almost sounds like a challenge.”
“Take it as you will.”
“I accept.”

And with that, the rugged man lunged across the table and tackled the Flaxian to the ground. The struggle was short. It was apparent that the Flaxian was practiced in more subtle methods than what he’d need now. When all was said and done, the rugged man exited the room leaving the bloody and battered body of the Flaxian to be found the next day. The Flaxian was Retaya, Assassin played by scehaono. Alignment: Neutral.

Elsewhere in someone’s quarters, a person slept. They tossed and they turned in their pitch black room. Suddenly, they opened their eyes and shot up into the sitting position only to find the room empty. **sigh** “Bad dream,” they muttered. As they laid their head down to fall back asleep, a piercing red beam of light sliced through the darkness and came to rest on the sleeping figure. Just then, the sleeping person opened their eyes and shot up into the sitting position again only to find the room empty. **sigh** “Bad dream,” they muttered….

Yet another part of the station saw two humanoids in a scuffle. It was clear that one had far superior fighting skills, however, the fighting style of the aggressor was not entirely foreign to the lesser of the two. The attacked managed to parry most of the blows and eventually made a break for it. The two continued their chase through the twisting and turning corridors until the mouse escaped the cat through an interesting twist of fate. The chaser was mere feet behind their prey and gaining when suddenly, a force field sprang up between the two. The chaser hit it at a full sprint and was sent flying backwards by the recoil of the security field. Come morning, the chaser awoke in that same corridor in pretty bad shape.

The rest of the night saw a good number of people slinking about the station gathering whatever information about their fellow inhabitants that they could.

The day phase begins now and will last until noon (EST) tomorrow.

I'll ask that scehaono and Kit not post to this thread or pm any of the players until the end of the game.

[turdburglar47]

I remain Floating Space Lincoln. Any Ferengi please reveal yourselves to me, and I will emancipate you.

[sstralkowski]

Active Players: (29)
Antipathy
Bags
batfink
Bob'sBigBoy
Calabolg
CarlosMucha
catvic25
CrusaderC
DarkCorsair
DarqFeonix
Doombot 3.1
Eddie Money
Fin Fang Foom
Funny_Screenname
JackAssterson
JackofHearts2005
Lobstrocity
m_a_caque
noshimama1
RCricket55
Righteous Criminal
Rokk Krinn
Scarlet Witch
Screaming Banshee
Thawmus
theanalogkid
Truffle Shuffle
turdburglar47
Zombie Stomper

With 29 players remaining, you will need 15 votes for a majority.

[Doombot 3.1]

Initial thoughts:

1. Neither of the two hits look like Mafia hits, which is a good thing for us townies. And it's pretty clear from the writeup that neither KitsuShel nor Scehaono were on our side.

2. What happened to the ensign? Is he supposed to be the guy in the dark room who's trapped in a time loop? I'd guess that whoever that is won't be able to post during this day phase. Which is better than having to try to figure out if someone is speaking in code.

3. What is a Flaxian? My knowledge of Star Trek trivia fails me.

4. Someone got chased and was saved by a force field. Did the, uh, chasee see who the chaser was?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Well, that's pretty good right?

One person died who was neutral and one klingon (they are bad right? except Worf right?) but nobody from the enterprise.

[RCricket55]

We had a successful night if you ask meow.

Only a mouse was chased, I don't think it's anything to worry about.

[Antipathy]

So we have a dead Klingon, maybe a tracker?

The neutral guy sounds kind of like in the employ of the rugged man. Though since he's neutral, I don't think he'd be on a team.

[turdburglar47]

I think we should feed Wesley Crusher to the Ferengi immediately. This will help emancipate them.

[Fin Fang Foom]

“vojuf uif dmbot”

[Jackofhearts2005]

“vojuf uif dmbot”
Come again? Something about doombot?

[DarkCorsair]

My worry is the beam of red light. If that's not a borg (and now possibly 2 borg), I'll eat my hat. I do have a hat made out of jerky, though, so its win-win.

[Antipathy]

Are borgs recruiters?

[Lobstrosity]

It appears from the write up that the Flaxian was a day killer, and was prevented from doing his job by the "rugged man" who talked about his former associate. So the rugged man is a killer? (and it doesn't sound like he is a Klingon (or other type of alien) at this point.

[turdburglar47]

Okay, so the first thing, I'm trying to decipher.

You've got a Protectee (let's call him 'Riker,' because Riker is a doofus), and an ensign (we'll call him Wesley, because he's an ensign), and then two guards, one tall and one short. We'll call them Tally McGee and Shorty Long.

Protectee goes to his quarters, Tally and Wesley hang out outside and Wesley gets zapped. Where did Shorty Long go? Tally and Riker see Wesley get zapped, and then they go down to the brig? What's the deal with that?

[DarkCorsair]

Are borgs recruiters?

If there was a lone borg in this game, I would imagine that the Borg ability to assimilate people into the Borg collective would best be reflected by recruiter type powers. And the red laser sight mounted on the side of the head is a pretty good give-away. Now, of course, I've gone and marked myself for assimilation, but such is life.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Yeah. Where did Shorty go?

On top of that, I hope no Borgs are here. They probably are, but I hope not. Borgs are freaky.

[DarkCorsair]

I wonder if Shel was some kind of roleblocker? If she was a transporter officer, she could have beamed "Shorty" away to prevent his action. Maybe a doctor and bodyguard both targetted the same guy?

[Truffle Shuffle]

I'm thinking there is a doctor around somewhere. A woman checked the vitals of Pressman, which doesn't necessarily mean she's a doctor, but it could.

[turdburglar47]

Another question - the whole 'chaser/chasee' thing with the force field... that could signify either a successful roleblock or an UNsuccessful roleblock, no?

[Truffle Shuffle]

My worry is the beam of red light. If that's not a borg (and now possibly 2 borg), I'll eat my hat. I do have a hat made out of jerky, though, so its win-win.

I agree. The red beam immediately made me think of borg. Borg always talk in the plural, right? As in representing the collective? I wonder if that would be something someone would have to do.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Another question - the whole 'chaser/chasee' thing with the force field... that could signify either a successful roleblock or an UNsuccessful roleblock, no?
True.

Or it could be a roleblocker being roleblocked. :p

[turdburglar47]

True.

Or it could be a roleblocker being roleblocked. :p


So that whole paragraph is "here's that noise that you couldn't sleep through last night."

[Funny_Screenname]

Alright, my first mafia game. For the record, I have school at night three days a week so my posting will probably be kinda limited to the evening EST.

I can totally guess Crickets character. Role? Not so much.

Also Fing Fang...what's the deal?

[Truffle Shuffle]

We had a successful night if you ask meow.

Only a mouse was chased, I don't think it's anything to worry about.

Are you the cat?

[RCricket55]

Alright, my first mafia game. For the record, I have school at night three days a week so my posting will probably be kinda limited to the evening EST.

I can totally guess Crickets character. Role? Not so much.

Also Fing Fang...what's the deal?

meow what would give you that idea

[RCricket55]

Are you the cat?

meow what would give you that idea

[Jackofhearts2005]

meow what would give you that idea
Spot? :eek:

[RCricket55]

meow I must say, you won't get me to role claim that easily.

[Truffle Shuffle]

So we had an ensign, a tall follower and a short follower all supposedly protecting a "Sir". And the "sir" didnt' think he was important enough for all the attention. What happened to the ensign? Was he transported out? And where did the short follower go.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I was just kidding.

If you really are Data's cat, sstralk is really stretching for roles. :cheeky:

[Truffle Shuffle]

“vojuf uif dmbot”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What's up with that?

[turdburglar47]

Vote For Doombot, it would seem.

Scrambled, maybe, by Borg Brain-Zap?

[Scarlet Witch]

“vojuf uif dmbot”
What's this carp? The first game I play with you you can't talk because you're a zombie, now this?!?! UGH!

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....

[Funny_Screenname]

*Has horrible thoughts of the crew lyching a cat.*

[Fin Fang Foom]

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....[/QUOTE]


Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:

[RCricket55]

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....


Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:[/QUOTE]

you are an ###...MEOW!!

[sstralkowski]

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....


Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Doombot 3.1]

Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:

It's code. Each letter stands for the one before it in the alphabet, eg, replace "b" with "a".

The message above is: "You act like there is still someone out there that has not had your pleasure."

His earlier message ("vojuf uif dmbot") is: Unite the clans

A reference to Klingon clans, perhaps?

[turdburglar47]

...

Yeah, I'm not getting it.

FREE THE FERENGI!

[Funny_Screenname]

[QUOT]Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Be...sure...to...drink...your...Ovaltine.

[Jackofhearts2005]

His earlier message ("vojuf uif dmbot") is: Unite the clans

He's an orc! :laugh:

[turdburglar47]

Or he's Borg! UNITE THE CLANS! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!

[turdburglar47]

As Floating Space Lincoln, I think perhaps I should emancipate the Borg as well.

[Scarlet Witch]

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....


Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:[/QUOTE]
You sick pig...I should have known!

[Scarlet Witch]

Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:
I say we lynch to guy that can't talk right....

[Doombot 3.1]

So any idea what "Unite the clans" is supposed to be getting at? Or is it just a prank? (FFF is the jester?)

[Truffle Shuffle]

Welcome to all the newbies and to those of you whom I have not yet had the pleasure....


Zpv bdu mjlf uifsf jt tujmm tpnfpof pvu uifsf uibu ibt opu ibe zpvs qmfbtvsf.:laugh:[/QUOTE]


How long did it take you to type that? :cross-eye

[turdburglar47]

So any idea what "Unite the clans" is supposed to be getting at? Or is it just a prank? (FFF is the jester?)


As I said, I'm getting a Borg vibe from that.

[turdburglar47]

Wait, Jester? What does a jester do - say random things to throw people off?

That's gotta be Q.

[RCricket55]

Wait, Jester? What does a jester do - say random things to throw people off?

That's gotta be Q.

he attempts to get people to lynch him...it's his win condition. If he goes down at night or not at all he loses.

[Scarlet Witch]

Wait, Jester? What does a jester do - say random things to throw people off?

That's gotta be Q.
From what I understand if you vote the "jester" be lynched he/she wins the game.

[Truffle Shuffle]

As I said, I'm getting a Borg vibe from that.

I don't think borgs have clans. Klingons however... Either way, I agree with Scarlet Witch, lynch the annoying no speakie English guy.

[Fin Fang Foom]

[QUOTE=Doombot 3.1]It's code. Each letter stands for the one before it in the alphabet, eg, replace "b" with "a".

V nz fb fzneg, ybbx ng zr V nz fb fzneg.

gryy gur xvat gb fgvpx uvf urnq orgjrra uvf yrtf naq xvff vf bja nff

[Truffle Shuffle]

From what I understand if you vote the "jester" be lynched he/she wins the game.

Oh, in that case ...

Campaign: Save the Jester

[m_a_caque]

truffle shuffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU)

[Truffle Shuffle]

Thawmus, see above.

[Truffle Shuffle]

truffle shuffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU)

m c caque knows the truffle shuffle!

[Truffle Shuffle]

[QUOTE=Doombot 3.1]It's code. Each letter stands for the one before it in the alphabet, eg, replace "b" with "a".

V nz fb fzneg, ybbx ng zr V nz fb fzneg.

gryy gur xvat gb fgvpx uvf urnq orgjrra uvf yrtf naq xvff vf bja nff


Okay Doombot, what's this one say?

[turdburglar47]

Wait a minute.

Is m_a_caque only speaking in Youtube links? Who's that, then? Are there Teletubbies on this ship?

Or worse... TELETRIBBLES?!

[sstralkowski]

m c caque knows the truffle shuffle!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[m_a_caque]

trouble with tribbles (http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHI2t1HusC4)

[m_a_caque]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i love macaque (http://youtube.com/watch?v=db6q6iaLuWU)

[Truffle Shuffle]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have a bad influence living at my house.

And that should have been m a caque. Sorry to m a caque.

[turdburglar47]

HE IS SPEAKING IN YOUTUBE LINKS.

Who the hell is this? All I can think of is THE ENTERPRISE ITSELF and it's big ol' viewscreen.

[DarkCorsair]

HE IS SPEAKING IN YOUTUBE LINKS.

Who the hell is this? All I can think of is THE ENTERPRISE ITSELF and it's big ol' viewscreen.


What if that's the Borg? He can only channel videos from the "collective" of YouTube users, or something like that. Its a stretch, but I've got no real ideas...

[Truffle Shuffle]

Or the computer.

[DarqFeonix]

Speaking through youtube links... could indicate a computer interface... or possibly Data.

Or remember that episode where Picard was on the planet with the alien who could only talk in metaphor/stories? Could be that guy.

Damm, that episode rocked.

[DarkCorsair]

Or the computer.

True, just pulling things up from its database. But who's side is the computer on?

[m_a_caque]

What if that's the Borg? He can only channel videos from the "collective" of YouTube users, or something like that. Its a stretch, but I've got no real ideas...


mi povas poŝti (al) ĵus bona dankon

[turdburglar47]

mi povas poŝti (al) ĵus bona dankon


Oh god, don't tell me we're all going to have to learn how to speak Klingon or something. I CANNOT BE THAT NERDY!

FLOATING SPACE LINCOLN DEMANDS CLARITY!

[m_a_caque]

ja ne klingon, almenaŭ ne hodiaŭ

[batfink]

Does Babel Fish know Klingon?

[RCricket55]

he attempts to get people to lynch him...it's his win condition. If he goes down at night or not at all he loses.

edit: meow

[Doombot 3.1]

Okay Doombot, what's this one say?

"V nz fb fzneg, ybbx ng zr V nz fb fzneg.

gryy gur xvat gb fgvpx uvf urnq orgjrra uvf yrtf naq xvff vf bja nff"

Well, it leads me to believe that Fin Fang Foom is the jester.

Basically, the key is to count 13 letters from each letter in the message. For example, "a" stands for "n".

Decoded, the message is: "I am so smart, look at me I am so smart. Tell the king to stick his head between his legs and kiss is[sic] own ###." :tired:

[Scarlet Witch]

"V nz fb fzneg, ybbx ng zr V nz fb fzneg.

gryy gur xvat gb fgvpx uvf urnq orgjrra uvf yrtf naq xvff vf bja nff"

Well, it leads me to believe that Fin Fang Foom is the jester.

Basically, the key is to count 13 letters from each letter in the message. For example, "a" stands for "n".

Decoded, the message is: "I am so smart, look at me I am so smart. Tell the king to stick his head between his legs and kiss is[sic] own ###." :tired:
Yep, I'm not voting for Fin Fang Foom, he seems to have Jester written all over him......

[Lobstrosity]

Speaking through youtube links... could indicate a computer interface... or possibly Data.

Or remember that episode where Picard was on the planet with the alien who could only talk in metaphor/stories? Could be that guy.

Damm, that episode rocked.


That makes the most sense to me.

[DarqFeonix]

Because I think the "look at me, I'm The Jester" angle is getting a habit of a way of protecting oneself...

Lynch: Fin Fang Foom

[batfink]

BTW, just because I still have Miss Piggy up as my avaitar doesn't mean this is really an episode of "Pigs In Space."

[turdburglar47]

So m_a_caque isn't Klingon... he's something else. What other languages have nerds made up for Star Trek? Romulan?

[Calabolg]

Phew, finally catching up...

So it seems that FFF is possibly a jester. m_a_caque may be the computer. And truffle shuffle is... some sort of alien? But we don't know any of that for sure. :confused:

Erm... so does anyone have any info...?

[Funny_Screenname]

The language he is speaking is nerdier than Klingon. It's Esperanto. His most recent message said that he "isn't speaking Klingon, at least not today".

I don't actually know Esperanto, I had to look it up.

[turdburglar47]

The language he is speaking is nerdier than Klingon. It's Esperanto. His most recent message said that he "isn't speaking Klingon, at least not today".

I don't actually know Esperanto, I had to look it up.


Thanks for being more proactive.

Data, maybe? Or am I thinking of Threepio with his 6 million languges?


*taps m_a_caque on the head*

Computer? Hello, Computer?

[CrusaderC]

Good grief...that was a load of poo to get through! That being said...

The language he is speaking is nerdier than Klingon. It's Esperanto. His most recent message said that he "isn't speaking Klingon, at least not today".

I don't actually know Esperanto, I had to look it up.

What the heck is Esperanto? :confused: :confused: :ermm:

[Lobstrosity]

The language he is speaking is nerdier than Klingon. It's Esperanto. His most recent message said that he "isn't speaking Klingon, at least not today".

I don't actually know Esperanto, I had to look it up.


Impressive detective skills. That worries me, the "at least not today part".

[Funny_Screenname]

Good grief...that was a load of poo to get through! That being said...



What the heck is Esperanto? :confused: :confused: :ermm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

[Funny_Screenname]

Impressive detective skills.

Heh, not really...I just typed one of his words into google. Came up with an esperanto dictionary.

[Fin Fang Foom]

G tmrc rm Jwlaf: Hyai Yqqcprml




Rfcw ayl ryic msp jgtcq zsr rfcw ayl lctcp ryic msp dpccbmk

[Fin Fang Foom]

What the heck is Esperanto?


Ftqfsboup xiz epo\'u zpv dpnf up zpvs tfotft zpv\'wf cffo pvu sjejoh gfodft gps tp mpoh...




You are going the right way for a smacked bottom.

[turdburglar47]

If this is what a jester does, should we rename all jesters "Carlos?"

[RCricket55]

Yep, I'm not voting for Fin Fang Foom, he seems to have Jester written all over him......

why does anyone care if we kill the jester?? sure he wins his game condition, but the game continues. While I understand not wanting to give into the jester, what if he isn't??

Meow

pur

hiss

**cough**cough** (sorry, hairball)

[turdburglar47]

The game continues? Why would the game continue once somebody has won?

[batfink]

#137:
I vote to lynch jack asserton

[sstralkowski]

Good grief...that was a load of poo to get through!

Not a fan of the write-up?

[batfink]

Sorry, I meant 136.
the rest:
They can take our lives but they can not take our freedom.

[JackAssterson]

They can take our lives but they can not take our freedom.

You ever have a Braveheart Christmas?

"Every man buys. Not every man truly gives."

[turdburglar47]

Batfink, are you saying Foom is giving us Braveheart quotes and saying to lynch JackAssterton?

[RCricket55]

The game continues? Why would the game continue once somebody has won?

this is from the Wild West game...

Maury O. - Town Kook (Jester): You’re just “plumb” crazy. You do whatever you want whenever you want. You have a “warped” sense of reality. You have no loyalties except to whatever whims come over you. Win Condition: You win when you get lynched before another faction is eliminated. Alignment: Neutral (theanalogkid)

his win condition is met (yippee for him), but there is still a battle between good and evil.

my role in the same game

Dwight 'Dewey' Riley - Sheriff’s Deputy (Tracker): You’re basically a bumbling idiot, but you’re a bumbling idiot who takes initiative. You can choose one target per night and follow that person to find out where they went, but since you’re an idiot, there’s a 50% chance that the person will find out that they’ve been followed. Win Condition: You win when all those who are evil aligned have been “eliminated.” Alignment: Good (RCricket55)

win condition being when all evil members eliminated. As a good guy (or meower) my goal is to eliminate evil. Just because good people/lynchers are afraid of that win condition it is a perfect place for an evil member to hide. I am not saying FFF is evil, but don't not vote for him just because he might be the jester.

[batfink]

the code is every other letter, so a=c, b=d, etc.
Thats what post 136 translated into.

Is there a Science Officer that can fix the Universal Translater?

[batfink]

Carp! That doesn't work for post # 137. :mad:

[turdburglar47]

Have we figured out if we're strictly Next Generation era, or if there's some classic Trek involved?

Floating Space Lincoln demands to know if Oldy McCoy and Grizzled Spock are running around!

[Truffle Shuffle]

137: esperanto why don’t you come to your senses you’ve been out riding fences for so long …

It's one letter back. b is a

[CrusaderC]

Not a fan of the write-up?


No, the write up is fine. There just seems to be A LOT going on. Lots to digest and all that.

Possibilities:


Someone is the computer
Someone is a cat
Someone can only speak some gibberish that I can't find a translator for


This is much more mafia than I'm accustomed to. :confused:

[KitsuShel]

G tmrc rm Jwlaf: Hyai Yqqcprml




Rfcw ayl ryic msp jgtcq zsr rfcw ayl lctcp ryic msp dpccbmk

I vote to lynch: Jack Asserton



They can take our lives but they can never take our feeedom.

[turdburglar47]

You're dead, Shel. I don't think you can post no mo'.

[KitsuShel]

You're dead, Shel. I don't think you can post no mo'.

Ha! Ain't that some ####. I still thought we were in the night phase, I never even knew the day started.

Oh well. I can take this off of my subscribed list.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Bye, Shel.

[RCricket55]

Ha! Ain't that some ####. I still thought we were in the night phase, I never even knew the day started.

Oh well. I can take this off of my subscribed list.


since we are all doing a bunch, it probably is a blessing in disguise

.
.
.

Meow

[turdburglar47]

Yeah, but I feel bad. Shel was excited for Star Trek, if I recall. Too bad she got killed right off.

[Fin Fang Foom]

[QUOTE=Doombot 3.1]Initial thoughts:

1. Neither of the two hits look like Mafia hits, which is a good thing for us townies. And it's pretty clear from the writeup that neither KitsuShel nor Scehaono were on our side.

Alc asyph ercsri ehqmx xs fimrk e xsarmi mr xli jmvwx qiwweki?




M'q ksmrk xs tigo e jmklx.

[turdburglar47]

Anybody working on translating this one?

[DarkCorsair]

[QUOTE=Doombot 3.1]Initial thoughts:

1. Neither of the two hits look like Mafia hits, which is a good thing for us townies. And it's pretty clear from the writeup that neither KitsuShel nor Scehaono were on our side.

Alc asyph ercsri ehqmx xs fimrk e xsarmi mr xli jmvwx qiwweki?




M'q ksmrk xs tigo e jmklx.

If I did it right, the letters are 4 steps removed from the actual letter. I believe it translates:

"Why would anyone admit to being a townie in the first message?

I'm going to peck a fight."

It could be a typo, but the word used in the second line is "peck" and not "pick" which would be "tmgo".

[JackAssterson]

[QUOTE=Fin Fang Foom]
I'm going to peck a fight."


Toucan Sam?

[Doombot 3.1]

[QUOTE=Fin Fang Foom]

If I did it right, the letters are 4 steps removed from the actual letter. I believe it translates:

"Why would anyone admit to being a townie in the first message?

I'm going to peck a fight."

It could be a typo, but the word used in the second line is "peck" and not "pick" which would be "tmgo".

That's what I got too.

Any way, the reason I admitted to being a townie is because I am, in fact, a townie.

[Truffle Shuffle]

[QUOTE=Doombot 3.1]Initial thoughts:

1. Neither of the two hits look like Mafia hits, which is a good thing for us townies. And it's pretty clear from the writeup that neither KitsuShel nor Scehaono were on our side.

Alc asyph ercsri ehqmx xs fimrk e xsarmi mr xli jmvwx qiwweki?




M'q ksmrk xs tigo e jmklx.

Why would anyone admit to being a townie in the first message?

I’m going to peck a fight

(Braveheart again, is he Scotty? Why would that limit his speach?)

[turdburglar47]

Scotty is stuck in the transporter beam for a hundred years or so - maybe he can't communicate in anything but code.

Now... does that mean there's some way we can FREE him?

[Truffle Shuffle]

Excuse me, that speech.

And I'm going to peck a fight is from Braveheart. So, Scotty?

[RCricket55]

Scotty is stuck in the transporter beam for a hundred years or so - maybe he can't communicate in anything but code.

Now... does that mean there's some way we can FREE him?

how about we just kill him instead:laugh:

[RCricket55]

how about we just kill him instead:laugh:

dammit...Meow

posting in the JLA thread for a bit...forgot

[Jackofhearts2005]

Scotty? As in "beam me up Scotty" is stuck in a transporter beam?

How ironic. You wouldn't think Scotty would be using the transporter beam much himself.

[turdburglar47]

Dude, he's JAMES MOTHERSCRATCHIN' DOOHAN. SHOW SOME RESPECT!

He's the only guy who can talk to the computer, anyway.

"The keyboard. How quaint."

[Truffle Shuffle]

Wait, why do you say he is stuck in the transporter beam?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Oooooooh.

No, that makes perfect sense. If he's quoting Braveheart, he's Scotty, which would also explain him talking in code since he's stuck in the transporter.

Don't mind my stupid comments. :cheeky:

[Antipathy]

If you're stuck in a transporter, how could you talk at all?

[Truffle Shuffle]

I don't get the reasoning for saying he is stuck in the transporter.

[DarqFeonix]

Regarding Cricket as a cat... you think he could just be pulling the Super Troopers prank of always saying 'meow'? Can't imagine why ST would be involved in a Star Trek mafia... other than they share initials...

[Jackofhearts2005]

I don't get the reasoning for saying he is stuck in the transporter.
From Scotty's wiki page:

Scotty appears in the TNG episode "Relics", in which he is shown to take passage on the transport ship Jenolan to reach the Norpin colony, where he plans to retire. En route, the Jenolan crashes onto a Dyson Sphere, an impact that only Scotty and another crewman survive. Using his knowledge of transporter systems, Scotty rigs the ship's transporter to keep them suspended in transit for the next 75 years.

And then it goes on to say he was saved by the Next Gen ST people or something.

[turdburglar47]

Regarding Cricket as a cat... you think he could just be pulling the Super Troopers prank of always saying 'meow'? Can't imagine why ST would be involved in a Star Trek mafia... other than they share initials...


I was gonna mention that, actually. Did anyone in Super Troopers guest star on TNG ever? Like Brian Cox or somebody?

[CarlosMucha]

WOW. I have alot to catch up!

[Truffle Shuffle]

We had a successful night if you ask meow.

Only a mouse was chased, I don't think it's anything to worry about.

Do you know who the mouse was?

[Truffle Shuffle]

From Scotty's wiki page:

Scotty appears in the TNG episode "Relics", in which he is shown to take passage on the transport ship Jenolan to reach the Norpin colony, where he plans to retire. En route, the Jenolan crashes onto a Dyson Sphere, an impact that only Scotty and another crewman survive. Using his knowledge of transporter systems, Scotty rigs the ship's transporter to keep them suspended in transit for the next 75 years.

And then it goes on to say he was saved by the Next Gen ST people or something.

Oh, okay. That might be the problem for him then.

[Calabolg]

Could someone refresh my memory? When did we figure out Scotty is around? (Awesome episode btw, because Scotty rules :p)

[Jackofhearts2005]

Could someone refresh my memory? When did we figure out Scotty is around? (Awesome episode btw, because Scotty rules :p)
Macaque keeps quoting Braveheart, so we made the connection Braveheart-->Scottish-->Scotty....if he's telling the truth, of course.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Macaque keeps quoting Braveheart, so we made the connection Braveheart-->Scottish-->Scotty....if he's telling the truth, of course.

Fin Fang Foom is quoting Braveheart. m a caque is using Esparonto or something.

[DarkCorsair]

Fin Fang Foom is quoting Braveheart. m a caque is using Esparonto or something.


I feel I should point out that William Shatner (Capt. Kirk) was a huge fan of Esperanto. He can speak it, and even starred in a movie called "Incubus", which was done in Esperanto. Could be misleading, could be important.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Impressive detective skills. That worries me, the "at least not today part".

So is he the translator?

[Fin Fang Foom]

how about we just kill him instead:laugh:

opu gvooz.

:(

[Rokk_Krinn]

Space the final frontier...and it may have been final for me over the last few days. Playing catch up but if anyone wants to flesh out the "final frontier" so far for me, I would be deeply grateful. ;)

[Fin Fang Foom]

I'm thinking there is a doctor around somewhere. A woman checked the vitals of Pressman, which doesn't necessarily mean she's a doctor, but it could.

Jg uifsf jt pof bspvoe J offe tpnfuijoh gps b ifbebdif

[Doombot 3.1]

Fin Fang Foom is quoting Braveheart. m a caque is using Esparonto or something.

I've never seen Braveheart, so I did not pick up on the quotes. I will have to reconsider my previous conclusion that he's the jester.

[Screaming Banshee]

Jg uifsf jt pof bspvoe J offe tpnfuijoh gps b ifbebdif


i do too after trying to figure out what you are saying....:ermm:

[Rokk_Krinn]

Space...final frontier...someone...anyone?

At least a recap of who's dead or what all this is going on with scrambled languages?

[Fin Fang Foom]

Space...final frontier...someone...anyone?

At least a recap of who's dead or what all this is going on with scrambled languages?

QM gxgtaqpg, uvqr yjcv aqw ctg fqkpi cpf uwoogtkbg 10 rcigu qh oguucigu hqt Tqmm.

[Fin Fang Foom]

i do too after trying to figure out what you are saying....:ermm:


ubml up eppncpu ijn jt tnbsu

[Lobstrosity]

Space...final frontier...someone...anyone?

At least a recap of who's dead or what all this is going on with scrambled languages?


Kit=Dead-Evil-Klingon Transporter operative

Scheano=Dead-Neutral Flaxian assasin

Data's cat is apparently wandering around, the concensus is Scotty is around, but maybe trapped somehow, An ensign (Wesley Crusher?) got transported somewhere while guarding someone.
There is a lot of weird language, coded speech, and not much real information going around. And Abraham Lincoln's floating head is calling for the emancipation of the Ferengi.

[batfink]

opu gvooz.

:(
It makes just as much sense as Carlos. :p

[Fin Fang Foom]

Fin Fang Foom is quoting Braveheart. m a caque is using Esparonto or something.


J ep opu fokpz ubmljoh mjlf uijt.

[theanalogkid]

So, are we gonna toss someone out an airlock or keep talking in circles?

[Funny_Screenname]

How about you silent people? Anything to say for yourselves?

[Truffle Shuffle]

J ep opu fokpz ubmljoh mjlf uijt.

Well, we do not like reading this. Everyone who is trying to translate is getting a headache. And when you say "talk to doombot, him is smart", are you maybe implying that he did this to you or he knows of an easy way to translate? Or is he the Translator?

[turdburglar47]

And Abraham Lincoln's floating head is calling for the emancipation of the Ferengi.


I'm not decapitated, dammit!

I AM FLOATING SPACE LINCOLN! (http://www.hcrealms.com/gallery/data/500/spacelincolnTrek-Savage1.jpeg)

Floating Space Lincoln demands a lynching! NO, I DO NOT SEE THE IRONY!

[Screaming Banshee]

How about you silent people? Anything to say for yourselves?

what is with the Airplane reference? "and don't call me shirley". was leslie nielsen in star trek too?

:confused:

[batfink]

what is with the Airplane reference? "and don't call me shirley". was leslie nielsen in star trek too?

:confused:
Forbidden Planet.

[sstralkowski]

what is with the Airplane reference? "and don't call me shirley". was leslie nielsen in star trek too?

:confused:

Just a funny joke. That is all.



EDIT: Oh, and I'm awesome.

[DarkCorsair]

Floating Space Lincoln demands a lynching! NO, I DO NOT SEE THE IRONY!


Okay, ask and ye shall receive. Gotta start somewhere, yes?

Vote: Turdburglar47

[Funny_Screenname]

what is with the Airplane reference? "and don't call me shirley". was leslie nielsen in star trek too?

:confused:

I made an airplane reference?

[Truffle Shuffle]

Okay Fin Foom, why did you originally want to lynch JackAsserton? Any real reason?

[Screaming Banshee]

I made an airplane reference?


no.:laugh:

you asked if anyone else had any info.
being that i don't have a lot of star trek knowledge i thought i would ask about the aiplane quote that was contained in the write up.
however it means nothing.:disappoin sstral answered my question.

[turdburglar47]

Okay, ask and ye shall receive. Gotta start somewhere, yes?

Vote: Turdburglar47



All right, fine. Floating Space Lincoln recognizes Floating Space Lincoln may have been overzealous in demanding hot lynching action for comedy value.

Let us reason together.

We've got a missing ensign, a dead Klingon, a dead killer (the Flaxian was a killer, right?), Scotty stuck in a transporter beam and telling us to lynch JackAssterson, a Super Trooper Cat, a Computer? Hello Computer?, and... what else to go on?

[CarlosMucha]

you guys are too much in the old creepy Star Trek. you should try the other series a little.

[DarkCorsair]

All right, fine. Floating Space Lincoln recognizes Floating Space Lincoln may have been overzealous in demanding hot lynching action for comedy value.

Let us reason together.

We've got a missing ensign, a dead Klingon, a dead killer (the Flaxian was a killer, right?), Scotty stuck in a transporter beam and telling us to lynch JackAssterson, a Super Trooper Cat, a Computer? Hello Computer?, and... what else to go on?

From the write-up, it would seem we also have a 2nd killer (or at least a night targetting attacker) of unknown alignment who was tripped up by a forcefield. Also his intended target and some other officers and security personnel. And not a whole lot of other leads to go on.

[turdburglar47]

you guys are too much in the old creepy Star Trek. you should try the other series a little.


OBEY YOUR SHATNER!
SHATNER! SHATNER!
SHATNER'S NO PUPPET HE'S PULLING YOUR STRINGS!
Shatner! SHATNER!

[CarlosMucha]

I hate him. I never was a classic trek fan. I begin with Picard, that was a great Cap!

[Rokk_Krinn]

This is going to sound dumb but...are we even sure which vessel we're on and not being "mislead" by a holo-deck or something?

(Sorry, Star Trek ignorance showing up here.)

[turdburglar47]

I hate him. I never was a classic trek fan. I begin with Picard, that was a great Cap!


Dude.

You cannot HATE Shatner. Picard's a bad-arse, yes, but... you cannot HATE Shatner.

[CarlosMucha]

old space station or something say the write up.

[DarkCorsair]

This is going to sound dumb but...are we even sure which vessel we're on and not being "mislead" by a holo-deck or something?

(Sorry, Star Trek ignorance showing up here.)

You raise a good point. Nowhere does it say that this isn't all some huge simulation or illusion. We don't know exactly where we are, or if its even real, as far as I can tell.

[CarlosMucha]

Dude.

You cannot HATE Shatner. Picard's a bad-arse, yes, but... you cannot HATE Shatner.


well, I don't HATE him. is true. (the Crossover with DS9 was awesome) but still, the old Star Trek was like the Superfriends to the Justice League. (and for once I don't meant in the good way).

[turdburglar47]

Y'know, I'll ask sstralkowski if he can do what JacinB was doing in the Arkham thread - edit the first post in this thread with direct links to the posts containing each write-up, for easier reference.

And Rokk has a point. We don't know where we are.

You wake up on a cold table in a large room. You sit up to look around. It looks like a sick bay of some sort, but the equipment is antiquated. There are other people here. There are humanoids of all sorts. Some are vaguely familiar and others are not. Your memory is quite foggy. Everyone else seems to be in the same condition. You’re all wearing grey jumpsuits. After a few minutes of trying to get your bearings, the group starts to intermingle. The Klingons quickly break off from the rest of the group. It almost seems as though they have already set up a pecking order. Their leader speaks up and starts barking orders. He suggests that the entire group split up and search the surroundings to see what can be found. Everyone present is split up into smaller subgroups to investigate. Each group leaves the sick bay one at a time to go about their assigned task.

[Antipathy]

well, I don't HATE him. is true. (the Crossover with DS9 was awesome) but still, the old Star Trek was like the Superfriends to the Justice League. (and for once I don't meant in the good way).

I have maybe only watched one or two episodes of Star Trek, but when I think of it I picture

The Enterprise
Shatner
The guy with the pointed ears
The guy with lots of holes in his face

And I hear "Beam me up Scotty"

Which I think is all from the classic Star Trek.

[CarlosMucha]

I have maybe only watched one or two episodes of Star Trek, but when I think of it I picture

The Enterprise
Shatner
The guy with the pointed ears
The guy with lots of holes in his face

And I hear "Beam me up Scotty"

Which I think is all from the classic Star Trek.


yea it is. :disappoin

but you want to see something?

the trailer of a really cool Mafia Trek episode when everybody lost his memory and... :p

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TlobZcUJ9lg

awesome episode!

[Rokk_Krinn]

Why don't we just look around and see who has facial hair? That's always a sure sign of Evil Trek person, right? :noid:

[theanalogkid]

I'm surprised Kirk's not your hero Carlos. His libido knows no bounds or species.

[CarlosMucha]

I'm surprised Kirk's not your hero Carlos. His libido knows no bounds or species.


great libido is not necesary something good if you don't have a good taste.

Quantity and Quality looks similar at firth sigh but they have a great difference.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I'm surprised Kirk's not your hero Carlos. His libido knows no bounds or species.

That's probably why Carlos hates him - competition for role of "biggest horndog in space". :cheeky:

Space, the Final Frontier...these are the adventures of CarlosMucha as he bravely attempts to go places men aren't legally allowed. ;)

[theanalogkid]

True on that, Rokk. All kidding aside are we going anywhere or just spinning our wheels?

[Calabolg]

It sort of seems like we're spinning our wheels a bit, actually. Seriously, does *anyone* have any useful info? And if not, does anyone have any ideas? I've sort of got neither. :ermm:

[Rokk_Krinn]

I don't have anything useful but, then again, I missed everything up until now, including the chance to use any capabilities.

Honestly, I feel a bit "gear spun" at the moment, yeah.

[m_a_caque]

Oh god, don't tell me we're all going to have to learn how to speak Klingon or something. I CANNOT BE THAT NERDY!

FLOATING SPACE LINCOLN DEMANDS CLARITY!


you are on a website that deals with plastic comic book figures, how much more nerdy do you want?

Why don't we just look around and see who has facial hair? That's always a sure sign of Evil Trek person, right? :noid:

*covers his goatee*

[Funny_Screenname]

you are on a website that deals with plastic comic book figures, how much more nerdy do you want?



*covers his goatee*

Done with esperanto?

[m_a_caque]

Done with esperanto?


yes. i only have to speak whatever i'm assigned until someone figures it out.

joy. can't wait. :cry:

[sstralkowski]

Y'know, I'll ask sstralkowski if he can do what JacinB was doing in the Arkham thread - edit the first post in this thread with direct links to the posts containing each write-up, for easier reference.

Done........

[Fin Fang Foom]

OK, I have been freed from speaking in code. Not sure how or why I had to speak in code and sarcastically but for now it is done. I think someone out there has a night power that is used to disrupt the game. sstralkowski has some weird characters in this one. Macaque speaking Esperanto me speaking code...weird.

[m_a_caque]

chazz michael michaels (http://www.cafepress.com/mediatees.122658694)

[m_a_caque]

army of darkness (http://www.cafepress.com/mediatees.42644040)

[m_a_caque]

more cowbell? (http://www.cafepress.com/mediatees.41366471)

[sstralkowski]

.......

Nice avatar. I love Whitesnake. Weird that the cowardly lion is singing it though.

[Lobstrosity]

Okay, ask and ye shall receive. Gotta start somewhere, yes?

Vote: Turdburglar47


*gets up out of his chair as if to do the v-word, looks around, sees the group of aliens that look like someone seriously messed up their foreheads glowering at him, runs out of the room, scared for his life*

[m_a_caque]

לנו
להרוס
צוואה
להוליד
שלנו
של
לחטוא

[Fin Fang Foom]

macaque is hebrew?

[Screaming Banshee]

macaque is hebrew?

macaque can you talk english now that the language was named?

[m_a_caque]

yes. and it says the sins of our father will destroy us. thanks for figuring out what language.

ok, i hate to do this, but i can't figure it out myself.

apparently my memory is much more foggy than the rest of you as the first of my 3 missions is to figure out who i am, or have someone else tell me who i am.

all i was given is that until i find out who i am i have to follow the post restrictions, which apparently change day to day....

[Lobstrosity]

yes. and it says the sins of our father will destroy us. thanks for figuring out what language.

ok, i hate to do this, but i can't figure it out myself.

apparently my memory is much more foggy than the rest of you as the first of my 3 missions is to figure out who i am, or have someone else tell me who i am.

all i was given is that until i find out who i am i have to follow the post restrictions, which apparently change day to day....


If we just list characters and accuse you of being them, will that work to let you know who you are?

[m_a_caque]

If we just list characters and accuse you of being them, will that work to let you know who you are?


i have no idea. i assume SS will let me know.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Maybe you're the holodeck.

[Truffle Shuffle]

OK, I have been freed from speaking in code. Not sure how or why I had to speak in code and sarcastically but for now it is done. I think someone out there has a night power that is used to disrupt the game. sstralkowski has some weird characters in this one. Macaque speaking Esperanto me speaking code...weird.

Wait, you had to speak in code and speak sarcastically? Speaking sarcastically was one of the stipulations?

[m_a_caque]

no sarcastically is all me. i just had to follow the post restrictions, which i can't tell, only that when i meet them, i can speak regularly

[Truffle Shuffle]

first of my 3 missions is to figure out who i am, or have someone else tell me who i am.

all i was given is that until i find out who i am i have to follow the post restrictions, which apparently change day to day....

So "today's" restriction is that you have to speak the language you are told, until someone figures it out?

Sounds like the Translator.

[Truffle Shuffle]

no sarcastically is all me. i just had to follow the post restrictions, which i can't tell, only that when i meet them, i can speak regularly

No, Fin said sarcastically.

[RCricket55]

Just a funny joke. That is all.



EDIT: Oh, and I'm awesome.

edit??? re-kill yourself mod;)

meow

[sstralkowski]

edit??? re-kill yourself mod;)

meow


I didn't actually edit that. Look at the post itself. You'll see no "last edited by" stamp. Meow go sit in your corner. Bad kitty!

[Rokk_Krinn]

I didn't actually edit that. Look at the post itself. You'll see no "last edited by" stamp. Meow go sit in your corner. Bad kitty!

You don't always see an edit stamp when someone edits a post, ya' know. :p