View Full Version : You know your playing too many mafia games when...
...you confuse your roles and almost use a night power in the wrong game.
...yours angry at someone in real life and think to yourself "I wish we could get enough votes to lynch them"
...you spend countless hours staring at multiple closed threads wishing they would hurry up and open.
feel free to add your own.
sstralkowski
09/16/2007, 09:28
HA! Dude, I was thinking something along the same lines last night. I told my wife that she should take a sharpie and go around her office and put Captain Morgan mustaches on all of their ID badges. I told her to do it one per night and even do her own so no one would suspect her of being the culprit. Then it dawned on me. She was making a mafia hit each night and trying to blend in with the townies. When I explained that to her, she laughed and told me I am a dork. How right she is.
FYI, the mustache idea came from a coworker of mine who did it. Good stuff.
sstralkowski
09/16/2007, 09:29
You know you're playing too many mafia games when...
...you hesitate to edit ANY posts on the realms for fear of being mod-killed.
theanalogkid
09/16/2007, 09:37
You change your avatar to honor a particular mafia game.
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 09:47
...you confuse your roles and almost use a night power in the wrong game.
...yours angry at someone in real life and think to yourself "I wish we could get enough votes to lynch them"
...you spend countless hours staring at multiple closed threads wishing they would hurry up and open.
feel free to add your own.
OMG! totally ON on 2 of this 4 choises! :o
edit: uh oh. this last 2 post as well.
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 09:52
HA! Dude, I was thinking something along the same lines last night. I told my wife that she should take a sharpie and go around her office and put Captain Morgan mustaches on all of their ID badges. I told her to do it one per night and even do her own so no one would suspect her of being the culprit. Then it dawned on me. She was making a mafia hit each night and trying to blend in with the townies. When I explained that to her, she laughed and told me I am a dork. How right she is.
FYI, the mustache idea came from a coworker of mine who did it. Good stuff.
one of my ex girlfriends was really hot.
once she ask me how we men talk when we talk about be are ######## a lady. soo I say what I will not answer that at least before she paint a mustache on herself with a "sharpie"!
and she totally do it!
I get closer to her and begining on her ear I begin to talk very sof: "you don't have a idea of who I'm ####### latery!..."
it was a fun night. :o
theanalogkid
09/16/2007, 09:54
TMI, Carlos. TMI.
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 09:55
TMI, Carlos. TMI.
what what?
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:08
Carlos, I'm not sure what happened there, but through you're broken engglish, this is what I get out of it.
Niiiiiice.....:cool:
;)
theanalogkid
09/16/2007, 10:18
But with Carlos's taste in girls, I got ewww.
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:21
But with Carlos's taste in girls, I got ewww.
What do you mean. She was probably atleast 11 years old. :tired:
:laugh:
Antipathy
09/16/2007, 10:23
What do you mean. She was probably atleast 11 years old. :tired:
:laugh:
Then why were you saying niiiiice? Are you also eleven?
sstralkowski
09/16/2007, 10:25
Los, what does that have to do with Mafia games? I see the sharpie reference, but not the entire relevance. And, seriously, if you need a chick to have a mustache before you talk dirty to her, you've got issues.
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 10:25
What do you mean. She was probably atleast 11 years old. :tired:
:laugh:
ey! she was 18 and I was 22! :mad: and in was in another country!
Los, what does that have to do with Mafia games? I see the sharpie reference, but not the entire relevance. And, seriously, if you need a chick to have a mustache before you talk dirty to her, you've got issues.
it was a reference to your mustache story. and about Mafia games as well, because is nice to play in roles!
oh and let me tell you one thing:
"pimpirim tin".
sstralkowski
09/16/2007, 10:26
You change your avatar to honor a particular mafia game.
:laugh: Gotta spread the love first. I'll come back to you.
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:28
Then why were you saying niiiiice? Are you also eleven?
Wait a second.I gotta take off my shoes to figure out ym age.
*11......12.......*
I'll get back to you.
:laugh:
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:30
....In every thread you end up voting to lynch someone.
.......Whenever you see a JackAssterson post, you have a weird urge to kill him.....though that may not be totally mafia related ;)
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 10:32
...when weekengs become slooooow without a Mafia game.
lucky me I have to work in the Video Store now for 11 hours! :tired:
sstralkowski
09/16/2007, 10:36
...when you realise that underestimating Carlos's intelligence could get you killed.
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:36
...when weekengs become slooooow without a Mafia game.
lucky me I have to work in the Video Store now for 11 hours! :tired:
Shuttuppa your face!! ;)
For me, its a fast day! 15 hours without food or drink. AND extra long prayers, AND I have home work.
Now complain to me ;)
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 10:39
...when you realise that underestimating Carlos's intelligence could get you killed.
well, I still don't know how to play very well.
:o
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:40
...when you realise that underestimating Carlos's intelligence could get you killed.
.....when you start using the words "Carlos" and "intelligence" in the same sentence
:laugh:
theanalogkid
09/16/2007, 10:41
She might be at least 11, but no older that 18. When your 36, that's ewwww.
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 10:43
She might be at least 11, but no older that 18. When your 36, that's ewwww.
He said he was 22, and she was 18.
That still kinda weird to me though. A college graduate and a high schhol girl. Seems wrong.
"Saved By the Bell flash back"
Wooooah dude.
*reminisices about the good old days when saved by the bell was on the air*
:laugh:
theanalogkid
09/16/2007, 11:00
In any case, I didn't need to know either way. I know I've been playing too much Mafia when I watch old Lost episodes and think they should just lynch them and get it over with.
You change your avatar to honor a particular mafia game.
...I was so planning on doing that.
RCricket55
09/16/2007, 13:38
Shuttuppa your face!! ;)
For me, its a fast day! 15 hours without food or drink. AND extra long prayers, AND I have home work.
Now complain to me ;)
hey I have to sit on my lazy boy, watching football and eating wings..hope that makes you feel better:p
RCricket55
09/16/2007, 13:39
You change your avatar to honor a particular mafia game.
I change the signature instead.
Jackofhearts2005
09/16/2007, 14:05
You know you're playing too many mafia games when...
...you hesitate to edit ANY posts on the realms for fear of being mod-killed.
I do that too!
I double post instead of edit in both the Arena and Dre&Des. :laugh:
Jackofhearts2005
09/16/2007, 14:10
...when you realise that underestimating Carlos's intelligence could get you killed.
Or when you've been annoyed at Carlos the whole game for seemingly not understanding the rules and he says something that wins the game for the town.
JackAssterson
09/16/2007, 14:11
Or when you've been annoyed at Carlos the whole game for seemingly not understanding the rules and he says something that wins the game for the town.
He'll ONLY SAY IT AT TEN! IT'S IMPORTANT!
CarlosMucha
09/16/2007, 22:14
...I was so planning on doing that.
what are you waiting for?!
we have a loooooooooong time before have a Mafia Game about the "LOooooooooOOOng Ranger" from your current avatar.
DocDoom187
09/16/2007, 22:28
what are you waiting for?!
we have a loooooooooong time before have a Mafia Game about the "LOooooooooOOOn Ranger" from your current avatar.
OMFG
HAHAHA
Once you learn how to decode Carlos, hes a freakin genius
"Lone Ranger" priceless!
haha
The magic bulletin man says I can't rep you though:(
Iron Ham
09/16/2007, 22:48
...you make one of these threads.
fathernson
09/18/2007, 16:21
God for me just playing one was enough. I'm dead and I still can't stop refreshing the thread....at work.
Rokk_Krinn
09/18/2007, 16:25
You start to realize that you forget there are other sections of the Realms. :noid:
JackAssterson
09/18/2007, 16:28
You start to realize that you forget there are other sections of the Realms. :noid:
*raises hand*
Guilty. :nervous:
Amora's_best_friend
09/18/2007, 16:29
You start to realize that you forget there are other sections of the Realms. :noid:
This is so true.
I have the arcade section bookmarked :knockedou
This is so true.
I have the arcade section bookmarked :knockedou
Seconded...
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 17:23
you begin to made replys like this:
"What's is the hate for Aquaman and Namor?":
-they are both Kings. people hate all kings (except Burger King).
-they only think in his own kingdom, they are sellfish. (yep. sellfish, not selfish)
-they smell funny.
-the Little Mermaid from Disney is missing, and they both are suspects. Day One will end either 24 hours from now, or when a majority vote is reached....
-Sorry. what was the question again? "
Open, Harry Potter thread, I COMMAND THEE!!!!!!!!
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 17:39
Open, Harry Potter thread, I COMMAND THEE!!!!!!!!
why. Harry Potter looks like a Friday 13 movie. :surprised
why. Harry Potter looks like a Friday 13 movie. :surprised
No, the mafia thread, silly billy.
Wait, your name isn't billy!
Vote: CarlosMucha
JackAssterson
09/18/2007, 17:49
Thawmus has a point.
Vote: CarlosMucha
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 17:50
No, the mafia thread, silly billy.
Wait, your name isn't billy!
Vote: CarlosMucha
I was talking indeed about the Mafia game.
I don't even get a bite. :(
oh shhhh. :speechles don't talk about curren games.
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 17:51
Thawmus has a point.
Vote: CarlosMucha
I can explain that! wait for me 'til 10! is important!
I can explain that! wait for me 'til 10! is important!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CarlosMucha again.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 18:25
edit edit. I remember your rep now. :p
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 18:28
...when you don't know why is the delay of the Jacin's mafia game.
Jackofhearts2005
09/18/2007, 18:34
...when you don't know why is the delay of the Jacin's mafia game.
Its because JacinB is dead (see first post of the Arkham game).
CarlosMucha
09/18/2007, 18:35
Its because JacinB is dead (see first post of the Arkham game).
:eek:
but... but he was online. how he can be online and dead in the same time?!
fathernson
09/18/2007, 23:45
:eek:
but... but he was online. how he can be online and dead in the same time?!
"do de do do, do de do do" (Twilight Zone theme)
Antipathy
09/18/2007, 23:47
Vote: CarlosMucha
Rokk_Krinn
09/19/2007, 00:27
Based upon the newest trend in Mafia game threads...
...you know you've been in too many of these games when Carlos' normal speaking habits are the most understandable thing you read on HCRealms any more. :cheeky:
CarlosMucha
09/19/2007, 00:28
Based upon the newest trend in Mafia game threads...
...you know you've been in too many of these games when Carlos' normal speaking habits are the most understandable thing you read on HCRealms any more. :cheeky:
tell me about it. :tired:
:p
This is driving me insane.
sstralkowski
09/19/2007, 13:44
You start to realize that you forget there are other sections of the Realms. :noid:
I'm in the same boat?
sstralkowski
09/19/2007, 13:46
I don't even get a bite. :(
Zombie!!! Kill him!!
Rokk_Krinn
09/19/2007, 15:13
...when you come to the terrible realization that all the Mafia threads in which you're participating are "locked" and you suddenly don't know what else to post on the Realms. :noid:
...when you go 4/4 on your hunches in a Harry Potter game, and don't even know who the hell your own character is.....
JKLantern
09/19/2007, 15:39
...when you go 4/4 on your hunches in a Harry Potter game, and don't even know who the hell your own character is.....
Now THAT was impressive, man.
I don't know what to do when they're all closed at the same time.
When you check to see if people are online constantly...
and knowing they are online, are then annoyed that they haven't sent you their targets.
Rokk_Krinn
09/19/2007, 16:50
When you check to see if people are online constantly...
and knowing they are online, are then annoyed that they haven't sent you their targets.
Because you've never been guilty of that. :p
Because you've never been guilty of that. :p
I'm sorry, I have far too little of a life to actually be tardy in a meaningless game. ;)
Rokk_Krinn
09/19/2007, 17:06
I'm sorry, I have far too little of a life to actually be tardy in a meaningless game. ;)
Well, I could point out that I'm waiting for verification of a question in the PM I sent you. :grin:
CarlosMucha
09/19/2007, 17:23
I don't know what to do when they're all closed at the same time.
tell me about. and trully sorry for the thing today. is the second time what I do the same with you. :o I sear it was just luck. :o
sstralkowski
09/19/2007, 18:06
When you check to see if people are online constantly...
and knowing they are online, are then annoyed that they haven't sent you their targets.
Only time I get antsy is if they're a key role whose choice would drastically change the write-up or if they're the last one I'm waiting on. Aside from that, it's all about patience. Honestly, sometimes the games I run go a bit fast for my taste. I can barely keep up with them at times. And that would be why I'm not in any other games except the Muppets one which is winding down as far as I can tell.
You change your avatar to honor a particular mafia game.
Done and done
Now THAT was impressive, man.
Thanks.
Except, my last hunch was that I was going to get killed by a mad bomber....
And I was right. Again. :disappoin
DocDoom187
09/19/2007, 20:12
*Looks at Title*
*Looks at past 15 posts*
:p
CarlosMucha
09/20/2007, 03:28
... when your PM box is geting close to be full!
sstralkowski
09/20/2007, 14:09
... when your PM box is geting close to be full!
No, that's when you're modding one with 32 people in it. ;)
...when your instincts lead you to someone without a lick of proof and you're right.
That is all. :)
Jackofhearts2005
09/24/2007, 17:13
When you vote for somebody who is already dead. :rolleyes:
When you vote for somebody who is already dead. :rolleyes:
Or confuse your roles.
When you vote for somebody who is already dead. :rolleyes:
Guilty. At least 3 times. I've been keeping track. :disappoin
KitsuShel
09/24/2007, 18:38
Guilty. At least 3 times. I've been keeping track. :disappoin
Yeah, I'm glad I douvled check a post I made in the X Mansion game, thinking I was in the Mutant Masacre.
Bah, no more same Comic Universe games at the same time for me.
:p
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 18:42
... When you admit to your parents that you didn't want to go out because you had to post in the mafia game when it was still day time.
In other news, I'm thinking of starting a bog-standard vanilla mafia game on another forum I frequent.
No-one there has played before, so it could be interesting.
KitsuShel
09/24/2007, 18:47
... When you admit to your parents that you didn't want to go out because you had to post in the mafia game when it was still day time.
In other news, I'm thinking of starting a bog-standard vanilla mafia game on another forum I frequent.
No-one there has played before, so it could be interesting.
If the forum has a 3 in it, then that should be really interesting. ;)
Jackofhearts2005
09/24/2007, 18:52
I found something entertaining yesterday (while the Cowboys were taking a commercial break from beating on the Bears :)).
Improbable mafia. Roles were ridiculous and included Sherlock Holmes, Rube Golberg, Lassie, Barney, an IRS agent, a meticulous cop (who sent a list with an order of who to investigate at the begining of the game), and a flying pumpkin that shoots laser beams out of its ###.
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 18:54
I love all the funny roles.
Like insane cops, and roleblockers that only work on every second night.
Firefighters and arsonists are funny too.
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 18:57
If the forum has a 3 in it, then that should be really interesting. ;)
I was actually thinking of another forum, but r-3 could work well. :rolleyes:
Playing with Ro-gan and musicman could be a laugh...:speechles
Iron Ham
09/24/2007, 18:58
I was actually thinking of another forum, but r-3 could work well. :rolleyes:
Playing with Ro-gan and musicman could be a laugh...:speechles
Musicman, maybe. But you can't mock a cop who's in jail... it just isn't right.
JKLantern
09/24/2007, 19:00
I was actually thinking of another forum, but r-3 could work well. :rolleyes:
Playing with B.King and musicman could be a laugh...:speechles
Fixed it for ya.
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 19:01
Musicman, maybe. But you can't mock a cop who's in jail... it just isn't right.
On yeah, I forgot. He actually is in jail. :speechles
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 19:01
Fixed it for ya.
Or what about that crazy spambot, that posts tonnes of links to carp every few days?
JKLantern
09/24/2007, 19:02
Or what about that crazy spambot, that posts tonnes of links to carp every few days?
I can see it now...
VOTE: LYNCH REHJKR DEAK EKFHEW JHKDADE HJKEAHDEK DJSAKHDKA DJSAKHDSKA HJKDSAHDKSA HKJDSAHDKSAH
KitsuShel
09/24/2007, 19:03
But you can't mock a cop who's in jail... it just isn't right.
Says you. OK, I'll behave. ;)
You know you're addcited when you log into the Arcade and go, "They ALL closed? WTF am I supposed to do now?"
:laugh:
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 19:07
I need to run a Bjork songs mafia.
Army Of Me being the Don of the mafia.
JKLantern
09/24/2007, 19:11
Says you. OK, I'll behave. ;)
You know you're addcited when you log into the Arcade and go, "They ALL closed? WTF am I supposed to do now?"...
And then start a thread asking that very question...
And then ask the same question on other threads...
And then poke JK with a stick for being a poo-head who only played in one mafia game and died early so he doesn't know the real pain of not having a mafia game open...
Amora's_best_friend
09/24/2007, 19:16
I actually clapped when I read the PM I just received from a player in the HP mafia.
Perhaps the funniest thing thats happened in my life all week.
Jackofhearts2005
09/24/2007, 20:46
Rogan is in jail?
Rokk_Krinn
09/24/2007, 21:55
...when you want a new game opened up because you're dead in too many and the others are all closed. :o
CarlosMucha
09/25/2007, 03:34
I was actually thinking of another forum, but r-3 could work well. :rolleyes:
Playing with Ro-gan and musicman could be a laugh...:speechles
don't give him your real home adress please.
CarlosMucha
09/25/2007, 03:35
On yeah, I forgot. He actually is in jail. :speechles
what?! WTH!
Says you. OK, I'll behave. ;)
You know you're addcited when you log into the Arcade and go, "They ALL closed? WTF am I supposed to do now?"
:laugh:
exactly. that is actually a great idea. :classic:
charlesx
09/25/2007, 08:54
Rogan is in jail?
Yes, he is. If you go to Rule 3, you can read up on the details.
CarlosMucha
09/25/2007, 09:18
Yes, he is. If you go to Rule 3, you can read up on the details.
taking a tour to there now.
CarlosMucha
09/25/2007, 09:23
the article in the top of the Ro-Gan's tread is gone. I Can't know why all this was.
JKLantern
09/25/2007, 10:23
New web address for the article is up over there.
sstralkowski
09/26/2007, 07:06
New web address for the article is up over there.
Can you pm me a link?
Jackofhearts2005
09/26/2007, 15:40
Me too.
The link on the Rogan thread is dead.
EDIT: Thanks.
sstralkowski
09/26/2007, 20:34
Got one now, too. Wow......
DocDoom187
10/03/2007, 00:57
You star being killed of early.....
...when you want a new game opened up because you're dead in too many and the others are all closed. :o
The dead Borg Pig wants to know when Buffy will start.
Rokk_Krinn
10/03/2007, 13:20
The dead Borg Pig wants to know when Buffy will start.
I was hoping for at least one more person but as Muppets is ending, we might try to get in one Buffy phase before the weekend or wait until Monday.
Amora's_best_friend
10/03/2007, 13:39
You know when you are playing too many games when you have to double-check that you are allowed to PM someone... about a trade.
I was hoping for at least one more person but as Muppets is ending, we might try to get in one Buffy phase before the weekend or wait until Monday.
Then it's obvious what I must do....
Amora's_best_friend
10/03/2007, 16:03
What's Rule 3?
It's ReZourceman's website (we aren't allowed to post the link on this website).
All the "rouges" post there when they are banned from here.
It's a laugh.
Jackofhearts2005
10/03/2007, 18:42
Aaaaaand I'm dead again. :p
CarlosMucha
10/03/2007, 18:48
when 2 GREAT games ends the same day! :confused: :p
Jackofhearts2005
10/03/2007, 18:50
when 2 GREAT games ends the same day! :confused: :p
Maybe 3 if the Muppet game hurries up. :cheeky:
.. when Carlos decied to start his own game. :cheeky: ;)
The write ups should be priceless
CarlosMucha
10/06/2007, 23:32
.. when Carlos decied to start his own game. :cheeky: ;)
yea. talk about confusing! :cheeky:
anyways. If I don't do it I will regreat that. and I can't stand regreat something! :p
yea. talk about confusing! :cheeky:
anyways. If I do't do it I will regreat that. and I can't stand regreat something! :p
Case in point :p :p
Heroclix = Plastic Crack
Mafia Games = Cyber Crack
JackAssterson
10/08/2007, 22:02
When you cry out to the gods, desperately pleading for people to get their gosh-darn Super Smash Bros PM's in so we can get back to our cut-short day phase. :cry:
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 22:03
When you cry out to the gods, desperately pleading for people to get their gosh-darn Super Smash Bros PM's in so we can get back to our cut-short day phase. :cry:
Quoted for truth
Quoted for truth
What he said.
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 22:19
What he said.
Quoted for truth:p
When you cry out to the gods, desperately pleading for people to get their gosh-darn Super Smash Bros PM's in so we can get back to our cut-short day phase. :cry:
Not my fault the big talkers keep getting killed.
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 22:30
Not my fault the big talkers keep getting killed.
How many PM's left
Not saying, Just saying that if I had them all, it would be open
JackAssterson
10/08/2007, 22:37
This is why I can't run a Mafia game. I'd end up mod-killing all the slow pokes.
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 22:39
This is why I can't run a Mafia game. I'd end up mod-killing all the slow pokes.
8 hour night phases...?
This is why I can't run a Mafia game. I'd end up mod-killing all the slow pokes.
It`s tempting...
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 22:43
It`s tempting...
Give the mafia some suggestions. :p
CarlosMucha
10/08/2007, 23:18
Ey Doc, yo know we love you. but please don't post afther you are dead! :o really. it take out the fun and you can "bloke" to play others games again and we don't want that! :)
speaking of that. WHO still don't sigh up for my Mafia Game!?? :cheeky:
EHy Doc, yo know we love you. but please don't post afther you are dead! :o really. it take out the fun and you can "bloke" to play others games again and we don't want that! :)
speaking of that. WHO still don't sigh up for my Mafia Game!?? :cheeky:
And in the case of JLA, it will literally be devastating for one player.
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 23:19
EHy Doc, yo know we love you. but please don't post afther you are dead! :o really. it take out the fun and you can "bloke" to play others games again and we don't want that! :)
speaking of that. WHO still don't sigh up for my Mafia Game!?? :cheeky:
FINE, I'll sign up;)
And i didn't say anything game related. Just a Family Guy reference
CarlosMucha
10/08/2007, 23:20
And in the case of JLA, it will literally be devastating for one player.
lol :p
oh, and thanks Doc!!
sign up please! :) (everybody!)
FINE, I'll sign up;)
And i didn't say anything game related. Just a Family Guy reference
You kind of did, you said how many times Rokk was evil. That could change what people think of him in that game.
Just don't post when your dead. Period.
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 23:22
You kind of did, you said how many times Rokk was evil. That could change what people think of him in that game.
Just don't post when your dead. Period.
.........Your mom.
CarlosMucha
10/08/2007, 23:24
.........Your mom.
don't be bad Doc. :p just respect some little rules for everybody enjoy the game as it must be. :)
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 23:26
don't be bad Doc. :p just respect some little rules for everybody enjoy the game as it must be. :)
I'm not bad mommy, just misunderstood:(
CarlosMucha
10/08/2007, 23:28
well, look in the good side. your warning points are less than my warning points! soo you must be less bad than me. :p
Ok Carlos..
I'm in.
And by the by, I've yet to be Mafia (well once, but we thought we were good aligned vigilantees) :cheeky:
DocDoom187
10/08/2007, 23:29
well, look in the good side. your warning points are less than my warning points! soo you must be less bad than me. :p
Meh. I have this negative reputation surrounding me, you just have a crazy one :p
Ok Carlos..
I'm in.
And by the by, I've yet to be Mafia (well once, but we thought we were good aligned vigilantees) :cheeky:
EXILES FTW!
CarlosMucha
10/08/2007, 23:32
EXILES FTW!
actually my Mafia game is Back to the Future. but it will be a lot of fun and a great challenger! :p
EXILES FTW!
I have to say...
It'd be like saying "you're the Avengers"
and expect us to think we were Evil. :laugh:
We thought we were good, up until the day before I got killed.
haha..
good times.
And I love that book, so I was glad to be it.
(Note: CC is killing the book)
sstralkowski
10/10/2007, 14:12
And I love that book, so I was glad to be it.
(Note: CC is killing the book)
Noted and agreed. I wanted to give him a chance, but it's crashing and burning. All seems like rehash and nothing new.
Playing too many games when you can't make it passed the first couple nights on any of the games.
sstralkowski
10/11/2007, 10:20
Playing too many games when you can't make it passed the first couple nights on any of the games.
Then why not give Sesame Street a try? ;)
Truffle Shuffle
10/12/2007, 17:09
Driving along the highway on my way to the mall to get my daughter a Halloween costume. What am I thinking about ........ mafia. Guess what happens? I miss my exit. :confused:
Pashmina
10/12/2007, 17:15
ABF is playing too many mafia games.
In answer ot the statement..
"..when you can't remember how many/which games you're in"
Playing too many games when you can't make it passed the first couple nights on any of the games.
co-sign
::sniff:::cry:
For the first time, I was just killed on the first night. Does this mean people are starting to see me as a threat?
For the first time, I was just killed on the first night. Does this mean people are starting to see me as a threat?
Welcome to the club! :laugh:
And, your sig probably doesn't help matters. ;)
I don`t like this club. :(
At least it happened in a game where resurrection is likely.
I like the sig. unfortunately, I can`t add any more without going over the limit of 250 characters.
By the way:
You know your playing too many mafia games when your sig looks like mine.
CarlosMucha
10/13/2007, 16:50
lol. I can even remember exactly all my Mafia Games! :p
Jackofhearts2005
10/27/2007, 16:55
When all the mafia games are closed and you sigh and think to yourself "I guess I'll go hang out with my friends or something."
When at work you will risk getting written up because the Realms is not a work-appropriate site just to check to see what people are posting.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 12:21
When you get into a debate about what character is or isn't a princess.
Amora's_best_friend
10/28/2007, 12:22
When your priority list looks something like this:
1) Mafia games
2) Sleep
3) Food
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 12:26
When you get made into a sig quote twice for mafia related things.
You're glad the thread closed before you had to go to work so you don't miss out on anything..
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 12:56
You wake up and curse like a sailor because of things that happened when you were asleep.
When you keep refreshing your user panel to see if you get PMs from the players instead of doing things like taking the dog for a walk, showering, eating...
when you avatar, custom title and sig are all devoted to mafia related things
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 13:13
when you avatar, custom title and sig are all devoted to mafia related things
Check, check and check.
boo-ya.
Jackofhearts2005
10/28/2007, 13:16
When well over half your meals are eaten at the computer while catching up on mafia.
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 13:21
When you half-seriously consider petitioning the Mods to rename the site MRealms.
I mean, what's this "Heroclix" anyway? I have to PAY for boosters? Mafia's free.
Distribution problems? We have GM's that can fix things.
Min/Max? GM's again.
Breaking the roolz? Mod-kill.
Heroclix games take an hour. Mafia games last a week and more.
Heroclix is math-based. Mafia is brain-based.
This game is a pretty sweet deal.
The BoyBlunder
10/28/2007, 15:23
Good thing I can edit here.
Don't Talk About A Game That Is In Process Outside The Thread!
The BoyBlunder
10/28/2007, 15:29
Don't Talk About A Game That Is In Process Outside The Thread!
So. frustrated.
*sigh*
I'm shutting up now.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 15:34
When you start policing the forums looking for people breaking the rules of a mafia game you're in.
When you start policing the forums looking for people breaking the rules of a mafia game you're in.
You 'aint kidding....and I'm not even in that game anymore!!!!
turdburglar47
10/28/2007, 15:37
When you have a game about ready to start, and you can't figure out when to start it because there are so many games going on already. :)
Rokk_Krinn
10/28/2007, 15:40
When you have a game about ready to start, and you can't figure out when to start it because there are so many games going on already. :)
Just start it now - or at least send us our roles :) - becaus this whole thread is a darn dirty lie: there is -no such thing- as too many Mafia games. The reason for this is simple: you're always finding yourself without a game open and hating that because you want to play. :grin:
Antipathy
10/28/2007, 15:41
Just start it now - or at least send us our roles :) - becaus this whole thread is a darn dirty lie: there is -no such thing- as too many Mafia games. The reason for this is simple: you're always finding yourself without a game open and hating that because you want to play. :grin:
Amen, brother! :laugh:
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 15:41
Amen, brother! :laugh:
Preach it, Rev. Rokk!
Just start it now - or at least send us our roles :) - becaus this whole thread is a darn dirty lie: there is -no such thing- as too many Mafia games. The reason for this is simple: you're always finding yourself without a game open and hating that because you want to play. :grin:
Why do you care? You'll be dead by tomorrow. :p
Rokk_Krinn
10/28/2007, 15:43
Why do you care? You'll be dead by tomorrow. :p
That's precisely why I care - more games means at least I'm not waiting so long after dying fast. :rolleyes:
Jackofhearts2005
10/28/2007, 15:47
Just start it now - or at least send us our roles :) - becaus this whole thread is a darn dirty lie: there is -no such thing- as too many Mafia games. The reason for this is simple: you're always finding yourself without a game open and hating that because you want to play. :grin:
Hear hear! Start the game, TB!
DocDoom187
10/28/2007, 15:48
If I don't get DocDoom, TB, you'll wake up with a computer monitor in your bed...
Rokk_Krinn
10/28/2007, 15:49
Did I forget to mention if I'm not Reed Richards I'll be pouting? :laugh:
DocDoom187
10/28/2007, 15:50
I'll also accept Reed or Black Bolt
Jackofhearts2005
10/28/2007, 15:50
If I don't get DocDoom, TB, you'll wake up with a computer monitor in your bed...
A Doctor Doom who thinks that he's smart but is really dumb?
How cliche'. :cheeky:
Rokk_Krinn
10/28/2007, 15:51
A Doctor Doom who thinks that he's smart but is really dumb?
How cliche'. :cheeky:
I so hope Doomsie gets Kristoff as that would pretty much sum things up. :cheeky:
On second thought, TB give him Black Bolt so he can't post anything. :p
DocDoom187
10/28/2007, 15:51
A Doctor Doom who thinks that he's smart but is really dumb?
How cliche'. :cheeky:
That was mean
:cry:
JackAssterson
10/28/2007, 15:51
I'll also accept H.E.R.B.I.E. or Gorgon
Good to know.
JKLantern
10/28/2007, 15:52
Did I forget to mention if I'm not Reed Richards I'll be pouting? :laugh:
If George Harrison here gets to be Reed, I get to be Moleman. Or Super Skrull. Or Ben Grimm. Or Annihilus. Or Air-Walker. Or Doom. Or Blastaar. Or Willie Lumpkin.
Y'know what? Forget it...
DocDoom187
10/28/2007, 15:52
I so hope Doomsie gets Kristoff as that would pretty much sum things up. :cheeky: That was meaner
:cry::cry::cry::cry::(
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown...
doo doo...
dooo dooo...
CHARLIE BROWN
sstralkowski
10/28/2007, 20:49
That was meaner
:cry::cry::cry::cry::(
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown...
doo doo...
dooo dooo...
CHARLIE BROWN
I prefer Bloodhound Gang's version. :laugh:
turdburglar47
10/29/2007, 00:15
FF game is underway, thanks to your collective urging.
And Pashmina is playing too many mafia games because his inbox is full.
(sorry for repeated postings of this complaint, but I'm trying to get him to see this).
Try contacting him on Rule 3.
Or ask ABF.
JKLantern
10/29/2007, 00:24
Try contacting him on Rule 3.
Or ask ABF.
PMed him on Rule3. FBed him. Given that it's 5 AM where he is, he'll probably be a little while.
turdburglar47
10/29/2007, 00:24
What's Rule3? You forceblasted him? :D
JKLantern
10/29/2007, 00:26
What's Rule3? You forceblasted him? :D
1. Rez's comatose forum.
2. You went more tastefully with that joke than I was expecting, but that only goes to demonstrate that I live in a Frat House.
Antipathy
10/29/2007, 07:14
1. Rez's comatose forum.
2. You went more tastefully with that joke than I was expecting, but that only goes to demonstrate that I live in a Frat House.
Is it really dead? I thought it was alive and vibrant, considering how many posts they have.
When your at school and thinking "####. Did I get lynched this morning?"
...when you spend you time in class writing mafia roles in your head.
...when you spend you time in class writing mafia roles in your head.
:laugh:
I do the same thing, man.
:laugh:
I do the same thing, man.
Yeah, i have one class that I haven`t paid attention to in so long. The prof is boring and the whole class is powerpoint, so no writing notes involved. That is my mafia class.
Mine is study hall when I don't have homework to do or my computer class, which is very easy so plenty of time to think!
DocDoom187
10/29/2007, 19:52
Mine is study hall when I don't have homework to do or my computer class, which is very easy so plenty of time to think!I have a study hall every friday as the last period of class. But i live an hour away from school so I can't go home early:(
The BoyBlunder
10/30/2007, 12:38
You know youre playing to many mafia games when you sign off at 2 in the morning and your computer informs you that yoou have been online for 617 minutes. Most of that was mafia.
Uknown352
10/30/2007, 12:50
I know I'm playing too many mafia games when I'm sitting here refreshing the arcade page hoping someone will respond to my post or one of the other threads will be unlocked.
DarkCorsair
10/30/2007, 13:24
...when you spend you time in class writing mafia roles in your head.
I have a 3 hour lecture every Monday afternoon. Does wonders for developing themes and roles. :)
turdburglar47
10/30/2007, 13:26
I know I'm playing too many mafia games when I'm sitting here refreshing the arcade page hoping someone will respond to my post or one of the other threads will be unlocked.
Or sitting around refreshing the profile page of the one person you still need a PM from waiting to see if they log into the realms. ;)
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 17:58
...when you spend you time in class writing mafia roles in your head.
:laugh:
I do that in job! I also write some write ups in the job as well. :p
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:01
When you plan to spend a day in which you are under the weather studying, and then end up looking at mafia games all day instead.
When you plan to spend a day in which you are under the weather studying, and then end up looking at mafia games all day instead.
I've done this. More then once.
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:04
...when you start the day by opening the newspaper to the obits to see how Rokk was killed the previous evening. :noid:
Your always killed first, and yet all these people have won more then you have. Shouldn't they be the targets?
Antipathy, CarlosMucha, JackAssterson, biz567, Iron Ham, KitsuShel, Magnito, Thawmus
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:08
Your always killed first, and yet all these people have won more then you have. Shouldn't they be the targets?
Antipathy, CarlosMucha, JackAssterson, biz567, Iron Ham, KitsuShel, Magnito, Thawmus
I have not do anything bad!
Magnito must be Mafia if he want me dead!
(now can you please change your avatar? it's too much erotic!)
Funny. I don't find my avatar erotic at all.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:10
That's a little disturbing, even for Carlos.
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:11
(now can you please change your avatar? it's too much erotic!)
Uhm...Carlos, you realize that Snow White's ancient. She's been around how many years? Surely more than your required limit of 20. :cheeky:
(Seriously, you find that erotic? You, my pal, are a little scary even when you're not driving the Oscar Meyer mobile.)
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:38
edit edit.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:39
Vote: Lynch Carlos!
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:40
I edited! I edited! :o
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:40
Mod-Kill Carlos for editing in a Mafia thread.
edit edit.
Why did you edit. I thought that was hilarious!
You are the first person ever to think that the wholesome Snow White is too erotic. :laugh:
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:41
HAHAHAH!
I already save that Snow White image in my PC. HAHAHAH!
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:42
Why did you edit. I thought that was hilarious!
You are the first person ever to think that the wholesome Snow White is too erotic. :laugh:
Well, him and the Magic Mirror though I still think it was just trying to torque off the Queen. :cheeky:
...and it's a good thing I didn't get Aladdin. He doesn't even wear a shirt!
Why did you edit. I thought that was hilarious!
You are the first person ever to think that the wholesome Snow White is too erotic. :laugh:
I have a strange feeling that Carlos is the first person ever to think that about a lot of things... Valkyrie springs to mind for one :nervous:
The BoyBlunder
10/30/2007, 18:43
Funny. I don't find my avatar erotic at all.
You wouldn't. :)
BUt then again, neither would I. I don't dig the animated thing.
You wouldn't. :)
Someone got it. :p
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:45
Someone got it. :p
Oh, I think we all got it. We just were in the same boat as you for different reasons and were trying to make Carlos feel silly. ;)
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:46
I just don't find apples all that exciting.
Wait, what do you MEAN that's not what Carlos found attractive? :confused:
I just don't find apples all that exciting.
Wait, what do you MEAN that's not what Carlos found attractive? :confused:
At this point, I wouldn't be too quick to put it past him... :laugh:
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:49
I just don't find apples all that exciting.
Wait, what do you MEAN that's not what Carlos found attractive? :confused:
I actually just assumed being Snow White was "old" that Carlos did mean the apple. :cheeky:
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:51
Why did you edit. I thought that was hilarious!
You are the first person ever to think that the wholesome Snow White is too erotic. :laugh:
but could be too much for the young people here.
and you want my opninion about Dinsey Princess?
Let's see...
Esmeralda: dirty
Little Mermaid: Smelly and unuseful
Bella: modern american woman who married a ilegal ugly man (or savage european man) for money: she give to him a good status and save him (because his visa-flower was almost expired) and he give to her a lot of things, money and a "castle" just to married her
Pocahontas: John lover. she don't date people of her race, she like to travel and live "free", she just date "Johns". :disappoin
Snow White: Ilegal age and rap lover (she live whith 7 guys?! come on!)
Mulan: Man beaten.
Sleeping beuty: Dream woman: compulsive cleaner, always waiting for her man, come from a place when everybody don't care about her and made her life impossible and because of that she is happy with anything what the prince give to her and she live happy forever.
:o
if is too much I can edit this post as well. :o
Antipathy
10/30/2007, 18:52
but could be too much for the young people here.
and you want my opninion about Dinsey Princess?
Let's see...
Bella: modern american woman who married a ilegal ugly man (or savage european man) for money: she give to him a good status and save him (because his visa-flower was almost expired) and he give to her a lot of things, money and a "castle" just to married her
Pocahontas: John lover. she don't date people or her race, she just date Johns. :disappoin
Esmeralda: dirty
Little Mermaid: Smelly and unuseful
Snow White: Ilegal and rap lover (she live whith 7 guys?! come on!)
Mulan: Man beaten.
Sleeping beuty: Dream woman: compulsiver cleaner, always waiting for her man, come from a place when everybody don't care about her and made her life impossible and because of that she is happy with anything what the prince give to her and she live happy forever.
:o
if is too much i can edit this post as well. :o
Posting just to save this quote.
but could be too much for the young people here.
and you want my opninion about Dinsey Princess?
Let's see...
Esmeralda: dirty
Little Mermaid: Smelly and unuseful
Bella: modern american woman who married a ilegal ugly man (or savage european man) for money: she give to him a good status and save him (because his visa-flower was almost expired) and he give to her a lot of things, money and a "castle" just to married her
Pocahontas: John lover. she don't date people of her race, she like to travel and live "free", she just date "Johns". :disappoin
Snow White: Ilegal age and rap lover (she live whith 7 guys?! come on!)
Mulan: Man beaten.
Sleeping beuty: Dream woman: compulsive cleaner, always waiting for her man, come from a place when everybody don't care about her and made her life impossible and because of that she is happy with anything what the prince give to her and she live happy forever.
:o
if is too much I can edit this post as well. :o
Wow. Carlos, you have outdone yourself again.
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 18:57
but could be too much for the young people here.
and you want my opninion about Dinsey Princess?
Let's see...
Esmeralda: dirty
Little Mermaid: Smelly and unuseful
Bella: modern american woman who married a ilegal ugly man (or savage european man) for money: she give to him a good status and save him (because his visa-flower was almost expired) and he give to her a lot of things, money and a "castle" just to married her
Pocahontas: John lover. she don't date people of her race, she like to travel and live "free", she just date "Johns". :disappoin
Snow White: Ilegal age and rap lover (she live whith 7 guys?! come on!)
Mulan: Man beaten.
Sleeping beuty: Dream woman: compulsive cleaner, always waiting for her man, come from a place when everybody don't care about her and made her life impossible and because of that she is happy with anything what the prince give to her and she live happy forever.
:o
if is too much I can edit this post as well. :o
Umm...
Umm...
Wow. I got nothin.
The BoyBlunder
10/30/2007, 18:58
I'd just like to pointout that Belle is French.
Also, what is a visa-flower?
Furthermore, just becuase Ariel is smelly, doesn't mean that she isn't useful. I'm sure many smelly women would agree.
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 18:59
So, basically a group of women that while individually flawed, should still add up to "potentially perfect" and yet all their "strong points" are turn-offs to Carlos? Yeah, I'm so backing off the stalker jokes because I don't want the police questioning me for not reporting Carlos when he's arrested someday. :noid:
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 18:59
oh no. now I can't edit that with soo many quotes. :eek:
JackAssterson
10/30/2007, 19:00
oh no. now I can't edit that with soo many quotes. :eek:
Yup. You're done for when all the Disney boyfriends come looking for you.
Ariel (SPOILER ALERT) gets legs, by the way.
...I didn't know Snow White liked rap music. But I haven't seen the movie in a few years.
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:00
I'd just like to pointout that Belle is French.
Also, what is a visa-flower?
Furthermore, just becuase Ariel is smelly, doesn't mean that she isn't useful. I'm sure many smelly women would agree.
yea, but she don't have were, I mean, how you.. I mean you have to have a LOT of imagination to have a relatioship with that woman. :m-boot-trans:
Yup. You're done for when all the Disney boyfriends come looking for you.
...who are the real catches of the Disney Universe.
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:02
So, basically a group of women that while individually flawed, should still add up to "potentially perfect" and yet all their "strong points" are turn-offs to Carlos? Yeah, I'm so backing off the stalker jokes because I don't want the police questioning me for not reporting Carlos when he's arrested someday. :noid:
I respect all the laws! I have no real life (more than friends, job and pay taxes) sinse I come to USA!
oh no. now I can't edit that with soo many quotes. :eek:
You forgot Jasmine though ;)
JKLantern
10/30/2007, 19:02
Getting back on topic...
When you make a request for something in your death write-up...and get it!
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:05
Yup. You're done for when all the Disney boyfriends come looking for you.
Ariel (SPOILER ALERT) gets legs, by the way.
:eek:
anyways. all Disney straight men in the end are like Gaston. :sleep:
yea, but she don't have were, I mean, how you.. I mean you have to have a LOT of imagination to have a relatioship with that woman. :m-boot-trans:
I think what you mean to say is this Carlos: (as said by Fry in Futurama, Season 2: The Deep South) "Oh, why couldn't she have been the *other* kind of mermaid, with the fish-part on top and the girl-part on bottom!" ;)
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 19:06
...who are the real catches of the Disney Universe.
If you don't mind a bunch of self-agrandizing egotistical chauvenists, sure. I mean, how many of them were even truthful with the gals to begin (Aladdin, looking at you here!) or just decided to take advantage of their plight? :p
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:07
...I didn't know Snow White liked rap music. But I haven't seen the movie in a few years.
a under age white girl who live with 7 warfs? No way what she don't like rap music.
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:08
You forgot Jasmine though ;)
nice girl of the next door, girl - - - friend. what we married and we regreat it in some point.
Rokk_Krinn
10/30/2007, 19:13
a under age white girl who live with 7 warfs? No way what she don't like rap music.
She lives with seven warfs? No, no, Carlos - it was Ariel that hung out in the ocean. ;)
If you don't mind a bunch of self-agrandizing egotistical chauvenists, sure. I mean, how many of them were even truthful with the gals to begin (Aladdin, looking at you here!) or just decided to take advantage of their plight? :p
How about Captain whatshisface from Mulan? Technically she's the one being untruthful with him for most of the movie ;)
CarlosMucha
10/30/2007, 19:15
She lives with seven warfs? No, no, Carlos - it was Ariel that hung out in the ocean. ;)
don't made me remember the Little Mermaid censured edition poster...
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