Now Hiring at Dunder Mifflin

[JGonspy]

Hi, as the new prospective Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin at Wilmington North Carolina, I was curious if anyone out there would like a job. By choosing to work at Dunder Mifflin you'll need to perform tasks of some kind, and apparently be eligible for fantastic prizes. Then again, I barely read the rules, so you may eligible for jack. Anyway, head on over to http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/
(http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/) and fill out an application to join the team at Wilmington, North Carolina!

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All positions are available and the first person to ask automatically gets whatever position they want. That's just how this place is going to be run. Updates will be posted here if there are any.

[JackAssterson]

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, but I applied for the Tacoma branch. Paper is my life.

[bamf!]

What is this? And why is it in this forum?

[JackAssterson]

What is this? And why is it in this forum?

The answer to both is it's a game. (as to the nature of it, I have no clue)

[Rokk_Krinn]

So...asking for my very own Pam... ? :grin:

[JGonspy]

You'd have to apply as charismatic paper salesman who lacks a working knowledge of bears.

And I'm not entirely sure what this is, but I do know it's a game of some sort, and there are prizes involved. We have to jump through some hoops, but I get the feeling it'll all be worth it. Of course, without enough people, some other hooligan will be taking over for Wilmington. Does the world need another Ryan with his obnoxiously faked five o'clock shadow?

[bill4935]

Eh, I'll pass.

Now if this was a job in the "special projects" department at Primatech Paper (http://www.primatechpaper.com/), then I would definitely consider applying.