Ballad of Deadpool

[adamkomar]

So, I'm one of those crazed Deadpool fans who likes applying his insanity to life and I'm attempting to do just that with a song. Normally, I try to write comedic songs that most people can relate to, but this one's just for the Deadpool fans out there. Since it's for the Deadpool fans, I figure you guys should have some input on what is in the song. The only thing I have lined up for sure is that it'll be sung from Deadpool's perspective and there will be multitudes of chimichangas involved.

Drop your suggestions in the slot...

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[adamkomar]

This is a unfinished rough draft of the lyrics that might help get things rolling:

Wade Wilson is my real name.
Deadpool is my code name.
I’m the merc with a mouth.
Comin’ far from the south.
Brick by brick, I’m breakin’ the fourth wall,
To tell the story of me to you all.

When I was younger, I was plagued with cancer.
Needed a cure and Weapon X had the answer.
A healing factor attached to my genes.
Now I got skills better than Wolverine’s.
In exchange, I became their assassin.
Goin’ after targets, slashin’ and blastin’.

There was one goal I didn’t accomplish.
They locked me away because I didn’t finish.
I made some friends while locked in the Hospice.
We’d make bets about who’d live the longest.
I’d make the most outrageous bets and got labeled a fool.
Little did they know I would win this game called Deadpool.
To honor my cell mates, I took on the game’s name.
Since then, the name’s gained some fame.

Joined up with the X-Men for awhile.
What I said in yellow boxes, they thought was vile.
With telepathy, the Professor couldn’t affect me.
We thought it was because I’m so crazy.
They kept me around because we all hate Arcade.
I shanked his clowns with my blade.

[adamkomar]

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