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JackAssterson
11/23/2007, 21:17
Howdy folks,

This is for anyone who would I be interested in a Simpsons Mafia game run by yours truly. If you want to go crazy Broadway style in my must rookie debut, sign up here!

There's something like kill a million games going on/getting ready to go on, so Bart I'm thinking January as the target month for this puppy.

I'm hoping to get Simpson around 30-ish, but I'm flexible. I'll kill you too if you get in my way. Sincerely, Sideshow Anonymous Threatening Letter

Your humble GM as a Simpsons character (http://simpsonizeme.com/ecard.php?lang=en_us&code=onzoauuqnijiwkndpygcqwujynnflcwx#)

Citizens of Springfield:

1. Magnito I didn't do it! (nyah)
2. jsoccerdude Mmmm...doughnuts...
3. CarlosMucha Ay, la policia!
4. Shadow40 That monkey is going to pay. Mm-hey.
5. Stepper70 Excellent.
6. Ross... Hey hey!
7. neutralmarkhot Haw haw!
8. Unknown352 That turtle stole my false teeth!
9. St-Dumas No, there is no meaning to these messages. That would imply a competant GM. Ugh. This is worse than when my roommate said the Enterprise was NCC-1702. There was blood that day, I assure you.
10. Rokk_Krinn Hi, everybody!
11. EmperorNorton It's German for the bart, the.
12. Amora's Best Friend So this is what it feels like...when doves cry!
13. goodman I didn't wash my hands! 'Cause I'm Homer Simpson!
14. Pashmina Monoraaaaaail!
15. Truffle Shuffle SKINNER!
16. pdeberry Up and at them!
17. Iron Ham Hey everybody, I'm looking for Hugh Jass!
18. MSU Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, you have one too
19. splashy66 To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all our problems.
20. DarkCorsair One day they'll make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!
21. DocDoom187 She takes premium, dude! PREMIUM!
22. thepunisher27 Everyone needs to drive an automobile. Even the very tall.
23 Antipathy God, shmod, I want my monkey man.
24. ViciousX Hi diddly ho, neighberino!
How many messages are there going to be? It's not like these are hard to find. Pfft. Worst. Mafia. EVER.
25. Jawapimp I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
26. sstralkowski Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.
27. loganspeedo You might remember me from such films as...
28. JKLantern Thank you, come again!
29. TheBoyBlunder *blink blink blink*
30. GroovyBoy Urge to kill...rising...
31. Doombot 3.1 Nahasapeemapetilan Important note: This is the only case where you CAN read the name to get the spelling! Be the first to post the name on this thread and recieve your reward!
32. bigbro911 Canyoneroooooo
33. RCricket55 My cat's breath smells like cat food.

34. biz567
35. Cronox

Magnito
11/23/2007, 21:18
I have to play this one.

jsoccerdude
11/23/2007, 21:20
Count me in!

CarlosMucha
11/23/2007, 21:21
I'm in of course!!

Shadow40
11/23/2007, 21:38
Hell yeah!

I mean, sign me up.

Stepper79
11/23/2007, 21:40
DOH!!! forbidden Donut

I am in

Ross...
11/23/2007, 21:42
ill join : )

biz567
11/23/2007, 22:05
I thought you weren't feeling mafia games?:cheeky:

neutralmarkhot
11/23/2007, 22:20
i'm in but only if i get to be a character named bort

Uknown352
11/23/2007, 22:30
I'm in of course.

St-Dumas
11/23/2007, 22:35
Must...resist... GRAAH!

FAILURE!!

Yeah, i'll sign up.

CarlosMucha
11/23/2007, 23:20
thanks for the link!

Me on the Simpsons! :p

http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/cmucha/Carlos/?action=view&current=00CarlosontheSimpsons.jpg

Rokk_Krinn
11/23/2007, 23:58
The very thought of this game Embiggens me!

(Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, people! :cheeky: )

JackAssterson
11/24/2007, 02:58
The very thought of this game Embiggens me!

(Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, people! :cheeky: )

Gutter, eh? Howzabout a dirty song?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ckf4pOV1Hmg

EmperorNorton
11/24/2007, 05:13
I'd like to join, please.

Amora's_best_friend
11/24/2007, 07:21
I'd like to play.

goodman
11/24/2007, 10:40
Sign me up Jack :)

Pashmina
11/24/2007, 11:04
*reads the wheat comments*

...

I'll play for a joke, please.

Truffle Shuffle
11/24/2007, 11:44
When are you starting this?

JackAssterson
11/24/2007, 11:45
When are you starting this?

Januaryish.

Truffle Shuffle
11/24/2007, 11:48
Okayish. Signish meish upish.

pbdeberry
11/24/2007, 12:02
yeah what they said!

Iron Ham
11/24/2007, 12:39
I am so fraggin' in!

MSU
11/24/2007, 12:52
me me me me me me me me me me me me!

KitsuShel
11/24/2007, 12:54
Well, after the last mini one where they lynched me, poor baby Maggie, I guess it couldn't get too much worse.

Sign me up!

splashy66
11/24/2007, 14:06
Definately.

DarkCorsair
11/24/2007, 19:00
Signing up, please!

DocDoom187
11/24/2007, 19:04
JackA, did you seriously NOT include my in the signed up list:p

I'm expecting a royalties check though....

JackAssterson
11/24/2007, 19:13
I'm expecting a royalties check though....

*checks royalties*

Yup, they're good.

BTW, I'll be updating the player list with everyone's name a little later today

DocDoom187
11/24/2007, 19:23
*checks royalties*

Yup, they're good.

BTW, I'll be updating the player list with everyone's name a little later today
:tired:

:laugh:

thepunisher27
11/24/2007, 20:42
Ill join in on the mayhem

Antipathy
11/24/2007, 20:46
Signing up for this one.

vicious x
11/25/2007, 00:17
call dibs on bart!!!

Magnito
11/25/2007, 00:23
Why am I Vegan Power? I'm not a vegan.

loganspeedo
11/25/2007, 00:39
I am very much liking to join this wonderous game.

JackAssterson
11/25/2007, 00:45
Why am I Vegan Power? I'm not a vegan.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lisa's a vegan, though. (Well, at least a vegetarian, though I wouldn't put it past her to support/join the vegans. Anyhoo, check out #9.

Jawapimp
11/25/2007, 12:52
This mafia sounds most... Excellent!

Sign me up!

sstralkowski
11/25/2007, 16:55
I'm in.........................

JackAssterson
11/26/2007, 01:13
27! Getting close to 30!

loganspeedo
11/26/2007, 11:18
I think you may have skipped my request to join.

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 11:20
Assuming it's not from Dec 20-Jan 15, I'm in!

JackAssterson
11/26/2007, 13:59
Assuming it's not from Dec 20-Jan 15, I'm in!

I'm thinking mid-January, somewhere around Jan 16-18.

The BoyBlunder
11/26/2007, 15:52
Room for one more?

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 16:05
I'm thinking mid-January, somewhere around Jan 16-18.

Perfect! I should be just getting back to my super-internet around then!

Pahoy-hoy!

JackAssterson
11/26/2007, 16:48
Room for one more?

Room for as many as wants in. There's a BILLION Simpsons characters.

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 16:51
Room for as many as wants in. There's a BILLION Simpsons characters.

Oh man, I hope I get Frank Grimes...

Rokk_Krinn
11/26/2007, 17:00
Anyone else think BigBro should get the awesome role of Hank Scorpio? :)

GroovyBoy
11/26/2007, 17:03
I'm game...

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 17:04
Anyone else think BigBro should get the awesome role of Hank Scorpio? :)

You are Hank Scorpio:

If you recruit Homer Simpson, you win!

Rokk_Krinn
11/26/2007, 17:05
You are Hank Scorpio:

If you recruit Homer Simpson, you win!

Whoo-hoo!

Wait, you meant that in a generic manner?

DOH!

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 17:08
Whoo-hoo!

Wait, you meant that in a generic manner?

DOH!

Look at me! I don't have to post seriously because I'm Homer Simpson!

i didnt capitalize or punctuate this sentence Give me a raise!

I don't have to respect the mods, because I'm Homer Sim-BANNED!

Rokk_Krinn
11/26/2007, 17:22
Look at me! I don't have to post seriously because I'm Homer Simpson!

i didnt capitalize or punctuate this sentence Give me a raise!

I don't have to respect the mods, because I'm Homer Sim-BANNED!

That's like the third time today I've been trying to figure out who I can Rep so that I can finally be allowed to Rep you again. :laugh:

My the father of my ex-fiancee (the gal I dated throughout college and med school) was so much like Grimey that it cracked me up every time I saw either the character or her dad. :)

The BoyBlunder
11/26/2007, 17:24
Look at me! I don't have to post seriously because I'm Homer Simpson!

i didnt capitalize or punctuate this sentence Give me a raise!

I don't have to respect the mods, because I'm Homer Sim-BANNED!
You sure like making banned jokes don't you?

Rokk_Krinn
11/26/2007, 17:25
You sure like making banned jokes don't you?

JKL is Ross...'s daddy? :cheeky:

The BoyBlunder
11/26/2007, 17:25
That's like the third time today I've been trying to figure out who I can Rep so that I can finally be allowed to Rep you again. :laugh:

My the father of my ex-fiancee (the gal I dated throughout college and med school) was so much like Grimey that it cracked me up every time I saw either the character or her dad. :)
So do you have a new fiancee or is the wedding off?

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 17:32
JKL is Ross...'s daddy? :cheeky:

I would hope not, because it means I'm CLEARLY missing a large gap of time!

The BoyBlunder
11/26/2007, 17:34
I would hope not, because it means I'm CLEARLY missing a large gap of time!
Child wellfare is looking for you btw.

JKLantern
11/26/2007, 17:35
Child wellfare is looking for you btw.

Better Government Agencies than them have tried to find me...

JackAssterson
11/27/2007, 23:51
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UaHtTUFOrCo

The Simpsons began with crudely animated shorts and this game begins with a crudely crafted mini-challenge!

Bart Simpson has his good and bad days. Well, he tries to have good days. Sometimes. Well, they're kinda lukewarm. At best. I guess you could say he has his not-getting-in-trouble-with-county-state-or-federal law days.

This wasn't one of them.

"Hooligans! Stop robbing me and buy those Squishies so I may commence robbing you!" said Apu as Bart and Nelson rampaged throughout the Kwik-E-Mart on a sugar-fueled Squishie bender.

The harried Apu quickly dialed the one person who could get him out of this mess.

"Hello?"

"You've got to help me, sir! They're...they're making water in the Mountain Dew, sir! You can barely tell, but I shall know it is there in my heart."

"Dear lord, I'll be right over, Mr....ah...uh..."

Can you solve the puzzle by posting Apu's last name?

The first person that is signed up to play to correctly post Apu's last name WITHOUT CHECKING IT ONLINE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM (honor system on this one) will...well, that would be telling.

Be bold.

Antipathy
11/27/2007, 23:53
There is a mystery afoot!

JackAssterson
11/27/2007, 23:55
There is a mystery afoot!

I have no idea what you're talking about. :sleep: Got Apu's last name handy? :grin:

DocDoom187
11/27/2007, 23:56
Apu Nahassapedapedillon.

Or something like that.


"Mr. Apu Nahassapedapedallon, is it true that you are Indian?"

"By the many arms of Vishnu I swear that is a lie.

Magnito
11/27/2007, 23:56
There is a mystery afoot! Can you solve it

DocDoom187
11/27/2007, 23:57
Apu Nahassapedapedillon.

Or something like that.


"Mr. Apu Nahassapedapedallon, is it true that you are Indian?"

"By the many arms of Vishnu I swear that is a lie.
Am I right, am right?


Or close enough?

JackAssterson
11/27/2007, 23:58
Am I right, am right?


Or close enough?

Spelling counts. :sleep: So nope.

Edited my post to make it clear what the game is. No idea why people keep posting about a mystery.

DocDoom187
11/28/2007, 00:00
Without looking up spelling, can I watch a clip that has his name mentioned in it. I have the episode on my Ipod.

DocDoom187
11/28/2007, 00:02
Nehassapetapetillon?

Nahassapetapetillon

Nehasapemapedilan?

JackAssterson
11/28/2007, 00:02
Without looking up spelling, can I watch a clip that has his name mentioned in it. I have the episode on my Ipod.

As long as it doesn't show his name in letters like, sure.

Antipathy
11/28/2007, 00:04
Nehassapedapetillon?

Nehasapedapetillon?

Nahassapedapetillon?

DocDoom187
11/28/2007, 00:04
Ne-hasa-pema-petillon


Final guess

DocDoom187
11/28/2007, 00:05
No one can spell it correctly just off the top of their heads. Imposible

JackAssterson
11/28/2007, 00:16
No one can spell it correctly just off the top of their heads. Imposible

We'll see about that. :grin:

Doombot 3.1
11/28/2007, 13:15
I'd like to sign up if there's still room.

JackAssterson
11/28/2007, 14:49
I'd like to sign up if there's still room.

Always room for one more!

The BoyBlunder
11/28/2007, 17:55
Apu Nahasapedapettilon

The BoyBlunder
11/28/2007, 17:56
Apu Nahasapedapettilon
Apu Nahasapedapetilon

thepunisher27
11/28/2007, 17:57
No one can spell it correctly just off the top of their heads. Imposible
But you can spell it off the top of wikipedia :p

JackAssterson
11/28/2007, 22:08
But you can spell it off the top of wikipedia :p

That would be cheating. :sleep:

Nobody seems to be able to answer the question. :ermm: Doombot should be able to.

Doombot 3.1
11/29/2007, 09:13
That would be cheating. :sleep:

Nobody seems to be able to answer the question. :ermm: Doombot should be able to.

Sorry, what's the question again?

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 09:18
Jack dropped a clue by mentioning the making of water in the Mountain Dew (just saw this, sorry). I won't tell you why I have the spelling memorized but if I'm remembering correctly...

Nahasapeemapetilon right?

bigbro911
11/29/2007, 09:45
I'll go, if you have room! :p

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 09:45
I'll go, if you have room! :p

Dude, you HAVE to be in this one!

DarkCorsair
11/29/2007, 09:56
Nahasapeemapetilan is Apu's last name! Thanks for the hint (or answer, as it were), JackA!

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 10:02
Nahasapeemapetilan is Apu's last name! Thanks for the hint (or answer, as it were), JackA!

Check a couple posts above your's (and I thought it was "tilon" but you might be right). :)

DarkCorsair
11/29/2007, 10:05
Check a couple posts above your's (and I thought it was "tilon" but you might be right). :)

I'm pretty sure I am. Check the secret message next to Doombot's name on page 1. ;)

It also explains JackA's comment about Doombot being able to answer this one, I think.

JackAssterson
11/29/2007, 11:31
Actually, Rokk's spelling is correct. My clue (though I have no idea what you're talking about) uses "a" instead of "o" 'cause Google seemed to like it that way. :o

In any case, the initial game is over! Um, no more spelling ones.

Truffle Shuffle
11/29/2007, 11:33
What's his prize?

DarkCorsair
11/29/2007, 11:34
Ah, good enough. Congrats to Rokk! And he did it without help, so that's even more impressive. :)

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 11:34
Ah, good enough. Congrats to Rokk! And he did it without help, so that's even more impressive. :)

Not if you know why I had it memorized. :laugh:

(As for my prize - getting killed Night One, of course. :) )

JackAssterson
11/29/2007, 11:35
What's his prize?

Anyone who recieved a PM is free to share/not share what they recieved.

DarkCorsair
11/29/2007, 11:36
A new car! Fame and fortune! The adoration of the masses! Or, as he observed, it'll be him dying on the first night. It's the ultimate prize: free time!

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 11:39
What's his prize?

Peter Frampton's Cooler.

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 11:42
Peter Frampton's Cooler.

...than Liberace.

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 11:45
...than Liberace.

Here I go and make a Simpsons Reference, and you go and miss it entirely. What sort of Simpsons Mafiteer are you?

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 11:47
Here I go and make a Simpsons Reference, and you go and miss it entirely. What sort of Simpsons Mafiteer are you?

One that couldn't resist the pun. :)

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 11:48
One that couldn't resist the pun. :)

Well, I suppose this is a JackAssterson Mafia Game...

RCricket55
11/29/2007, 16:31
if there is room I'd like to join

JackAssterson
11/29/2007, 16:54
Roster updated with all signees

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 17:37
Roster updated with all signees

Can I be Peter Frampton? Oo! Or Roger Daltrey! He was in an episode!

goodman
11/29/2007, 18:43
Can I be Peter Frampton? Oo! Or Roger Daltrey! He was in an episode!

Come on Mr Frampton, you can't eat all that watermelon:grin:





i wanna be Ralph, and i kinda hope he's a serial killer, it makes no sense but that'd be the funniest thing ever

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 18:45
i wanna be Ralph, and i kinda hope he's a serial killer, it makes no sense but that'd be the funniest thing ever

He's right. That would be hilarious.

(Though if someone -really- wants a reason it would make sense: many serial killers are confused about sexuality and as we all know, "I like boys now." -R. Wiggum) :cheeky:


(Er, I'm mocking Ralphie's tendency to "sway", not actually saying people interested in boys are serial killers or confused. :) )

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 18:47
He's right. That would be hilarious.

(Though if someone -really- wants a reason it would make sense: many serial killers are confused about sexuality and as we all know, "I like boys now." -R. Wiggum)

I can see it now: Ralph, Milhouse, and Martin the Mafia...

EmperorNorton
11/29/2007, 18:49
I'd not like to be Üter.

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 18:50
I'd not like to be Üter.

But you'll come equipped with candy!

goodman
11/29/2007, 18:56
I've already realized what the sequels to this game will be, The Simpsons Mafia: Halloween/Christmas/Easter Specials, muwahahahahahahahahaha

I'd love it if Ralph was a serial killer and bashed someone's head in with a starwars figure and afterwards he went "I bent my wookie" :(

JKLantern
11/29/2007, 18:57
I've already realized what the sequels to this game will be, The Simpsons Mafia: Halloween/Christmas/Easter Specials, muwahahahahahahahahaha



One of my hallmates wants there to be A Simpsons Christmas Carol. I'd want Grimes to be the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Rokk_Krinn
11/29/2007, 18:59
I say go with Christmas Present or Past so we can hear him whine. :laugh:

(The reason I knew Apu's last name was because years ago - long before it became trendy again - after an all-night study session when the slap-happy was kicking in, a bunch of us started joking around about LotR Simpsons. I even broke down and wrote part of a script for it before RL got too hectic but I ended up writing Apu's full names more times than I care to admit. :) )

Doombot 3.1
11/30/2007, 12:41
I've already realized what the sequels to this game will be, The Simpsons Mafia: Halloween/Christmas/Easter Specials, muwahahahahahahahahaha


I'd think the Treehouse of Terror would be a worthy sequel.

JKLantern
12/01/2007, 12:10
I'd think the Treehouse of Terror would be a worthy sequel.

Featuring Kang, Kodos, John Frink Senior, and Homer in Burns' skin!

Rokk_Krinn
12/01/2007, 12:14
Featuring Kang, Kodos, John Frink Senior, and Homer in Burns' skin!

As well as special guests like Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. ;)

(Hmmm...wonder how fast we'd get investigated for having Bill Clinton as a member of the Mafia? :laugh: )

JKLantern
12/01/2007, 12:19
As well as special guests like Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. ;)

(Hmmm...wonder how fast we'd get investigated for having Bill Clinton as a member of the Mafia? :laugh: )

I've got connections. We're cool. ;)

The BoyBlunder
12/01/2007, 15:11
As well as special guests like Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. ;)

(Hmmm...wonder how fast we'd get investigated for having Bill Clinton as a member of the Mafia? :laugh: )
Personally, I don't want to hear about Clinton's nightactions.

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 22:54
Thank You, Come Again.

jsoccerdude
12/09/2007, 22:58
I got a PM notifying me of a note taped on my door, stating OR, 0:05.

It said I may share this here at the thread, or not.

I chose to share, obviously. Wonder what it means?

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:00
I got a PM notifying me of a note taped on my door, stating OR, 0:05.

It said I may share this here at the thread, or not.

I chose to share, obviously. Wonder what it means?
It means at 12:05 am, something will happen involving Dr. Nick in the operating room.

Magnito
12/09/2007, 23:00
It's a message. I got a piece of it too

NO

0:08

I'm guessing we have to put it in order.

St-Dumas
12/09/2007, 23:00
I got one too.

CL

0:15

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:01
It's a message. I got a piece of it too

NO

0:08

I'm guessing we have to put it in order.
I guess I was wrong....

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:03
0:07

HA.

Let's add the parts we got

____OR_HANO______CL

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:04
Ue

O:16

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:04
I'm not sure we're suppsoed to combine them. Why would there be a 0:0 before the number?

St-Dumas
12/09/2007, 23:04
Here's the numbers we have now:

OR HA NO CL UE
05 07 08 15 16

Keep them coming in!

Magnito
12/09/2007, 23:05
So far

____OR_HANO______CLUE

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:06
I think there's more to it

St-Dumas
12/09/2007, 23:06
The last word is obviously clue. What else we got?

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:08
1. Magnito CONTRIBUTED
2. jsoccerdude CONTRIBUTED
3. CarlosMucha
4. Shadow40
5. Stepper70
6. Ross...
7. neutralmarkhot
8. Unknown352
9. St-Dumas CONTRIBUTED
10. Rokk_Krinn
11. EmperorNorton
12. Amora's Best Friend
14. Pashmina
15. Truffle Shuffle
16. pdeberry
17. Iron Ham
18. MSU
19. splashy66
20. DarkCorsair
21. DocDoom187
22. thepunisher27
23 Antipathy CONTRIBUTED
24. ViciousX
25. Jawapimp CONTRIBUTED
26. sstralkowski
27. loganspeedo
28. JKLantern CONTRIBUTED
29. TheBoyBlunder
30. GroovyBoy
31. Doombot 3.1
32. bigbro911
33. RCricket55

Jawapimp
12/09/2007, 23:10
TH

0:00

all I got

Magnito
12/09/2007, 23:11
So far

TH____OR_HANO______CLUE

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:11
Way too late.
What do you mean by that?

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:13
I would bet that :09 and :10 are TH and ER.

St-Dumas
12/09/2007, 23:13
This something another clue.

That's what I got.

biz567
12/09/2007, 23:14
Wait, I just realized, I never technically signed up for this.

Carp, is it too late?

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:15
Can you guys number the letters as well as putting them together?

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:16
Can you guys number the letters as well as putting them together?

You could do it.

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:16
You could do it.
I'm the laziest human being on the planet.

Stepper79
12/09/2007, 23:18
I'm the laziest human being on the planet.


WOW that is any early Role claim .....

mine was

ME

0:11

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:19
I'm the laziest human being on the planet.

You haven't met my hallmates. Some of them won't reach for the remote when it's just a lean away. I usually end up changing the channel.

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:20
WOW that is any early Role claim .....

mine was

ME

0:11
I haven't even got my role yet. i'm just really lazy.

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:21
Th____or_hano__me___clue

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:25
1. Magnito CONTRIBUTED
2. jsoccerdude CONTRIBUTED
3. CarlosMucha
4. Shadow40
5. Stepper70 CONTRIBUTED
6. Ross...
7. neutralmarkhot
8. Unknown352
9. St-Dumas CONTRIBUTED
10. Rokk_Krinn
11. EmperorNorton
12. Amora's Best Friend
14. Pashmina
15. Truffle Shuffle
16. pdeberry
17. Iron Ham
18. MSU
19. splashy66
20. DarkCorsair
21. DocDoom187
22. thepunisher27
23 Antipathy CONTRIBUTED
24. ViciousX
25. Jawapimp CONTRIBUTED
26. sstralkowski
27. loganspeedo
28. JKLantern CONTRIBUTED
29. TheBoyBlunder
30. GroovyBoy
31. Doombot 3.1
32. bigbro911
33. RCricket55

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:26
I have yet to receive a pm

JackAssterson
12/09/2007, 23:28
Wait, I just realized, I never technically signed up for this.

Carp, is it too late?

No. No, it's not.

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:28
I have yet to receive a pm

You haven't signed up yet.

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:28
I have yet to receive a pm

Maybe Jack doesn't love you anymore. :p :laugh:

Ahh, life is good.

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:29
You haven't signed up yet.
Yes...yes I have

Antipathy
12/09/2007, 23:30
Yes...yes I have

Made you look. :grin:

JKLantern
12/09/2007, 23:33
Made you look. :grin:

This is why you're Lord of Pride Rock.

Iron Ham
12/09/2007, 23:40
IN
0:23

huh?

vicious x
12/09/2007, 23:44
TO

0:13


there was a knock at my door, :)

biz567
12/09/2007, 23:46
Supplies limited to one customer.

0:34

:grin:

DocDoom187
12/09/2007, 23:49
Just got mine!

0:19

AT

Cronox
12/09/2007, 23:51
JackA, is there any room left? Hmm, i'll just take Ross...'s place.

*Throws him into a ravine*

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 00:08
Th____or_hano__meto__clue__at__in

Do I have it all right so far?

The BoyBlunder
12/10/2007, 00:21
Heres mine.


GA

0:10

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 00:29
Th____or_hano_gameto__clue__at___in

Can someone check to make sure I've got everything correct?

loganspeedo
12/10/2007, 00:50
Th____or_hano_game_to_clue__at___in Is what I've got

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 00:55
Th____or_hano_game_to_clue__at___in Is what I've got

Alright. Had a feeling I had dropped a space somewhere in there.

loganspeedo
12/10/2007, 01:00
FI

0:29

is what I got.

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 01:04
Th____or_hano_game_to_clue__at___in_____fi

CarlosMucha
12/10/2007, 01:23
this is my!:

IN

0:12

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 01:24
Th____or_hano_gameinto_clue__at___in_____fi

I still got that right?

The BoyBlunder
12/10/2007, 01:28
Th____or_hano_gameinto_clue__at___in_____fi

EmperorNorton
12/10/2007, 04:36
Here's what I got:

EI

0:02

Magnito
12/10/2007, 04:46
Th_ei__or_hano_gameinto_clue__at___in_____fi

DarkCorsair
12/10/2007, 06:41
WN

0:14


Whatever it is, its coming together...

Doombot 3.1
12/10/2007, 06:50
Here's what I got:

NS

0:21

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 07:03
Ie

0:25

RCricket55
12/10/2007, 08:23
To

00:27

pbdeberry
12/10/2007, 08:55
I got a note...

GF

0:24

neutralmarkhot
12/10/2007, 09:00
mine was 0:04 SM

putting it all together and guessing in some blanks i got something like

The (or there - or "there" spelled incorrectly as "their") is more than one game in town. Clue (or clues) ___ at ___ Springfield to ___ find (out?)

anyway, hope that helps.

Truffle Shuffle
12/10/2007, 09:09
ET
06

filler

Pashmina
12/10/2007, 09:30
"WN

0.28 "

for me.

Any ideas what it means..?

Uknown352
12/10/2007, 10:23
PR

0:22

If that helps. Btw what's with all the messages next to our names?

pbdeberry
12/10/2007, 10:26
hints on who will be who perhaps?

Rokk_Krinn
12/10/2007, 10:30
hints on who will be who perhaps?

Nah. JackA already said they were just joking around - maybe more in line with something that made him think of the player, not the character - and they don't mean anything.

JackAssterson
12/10/2007, 10:53
http://zinc.ytmnd.com/

Huh. :surprised

splashy66
12/10/2007, 10:54
LD

0:26
This is mine

Rokk_Krinn
12/10/2007, 10:56
I may be reading things wrong but I get the impression that Jack's actually doing two separate "games within games" and one travels via the beach or the boat or something to get to whichever one. Something along those lines at least.

neutralmarkhot
12/10/2007, 11:25
that link is blocked for me Jack...

Amora's_best_friend
12/10/2007, 11:57
TH

0:31

Crazy shiz

JackAssterson
12/10/2007, 12:06
that link is blocked for me Jack...

Don't worry, it's not game related. :grin:

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 12:16
I may be reading things wrong but I get the impression that Jack's actually doing two separate "games within games" and one travels via the beach or the boat or something to get to whichever one. Something along those lines at least.

I hope it's not that complicated.

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 12:56
Th_ei_smorethano_gameintownclue__at_nspringfieldtownfi___th

There _ more than _ game in town clue __ Springfield Town, assuming I got all the spaces in there correctly. Someone might want to double check again.

goodman
12/10/2007, 12:59
EM

0:32 is mine

strange this no?

Rokk_Krinn
12/10/2007, 13:01
So it's saying there's more than one game in town as well as some clues; can the Springfield Town find them.

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 13:01
Th_ei_smorethano_gameintownclue__at_nspringfieldtownfi___them

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 13:02
So it's saying there's more than one game in town as well as some clues; can the Springfield Town find them.

*Looks at puzzle.*

*Looks at Rokk.*

*Looks back at puzzle.*

Huh. I do believe he's right.

DocDoom187
12/10/2007, 13:12
Well the first page says "I must kill Bart Simpson. I'll kill you too if you get in my way. Sincerely, Sideshow Anonymous Threatening Letter"

And Emp is the player that has a little message corresponding to Bart, if that means anything. Though I more than highly doubt it does.

GroovyBoy
12/10/2007, 13:38
DI

00:30

(filler)

Truffle Shuffle
12/10/2007, 13:46
So I wonder what the 0: before each number is supposed to signify, or was it just a way of making it look more complicated than it was.

thepunisher27
12/10/2007, 14:55
Hahaha last night PM reminded me of something anyone care to name this one: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Cronox
12/10/2007, 14:56
Hahaha last night PM reminded me of something anyone care to name this one: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
The Raven - Poe

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 14:56
Hahaha last night PM reminded me of something anyone care to name this one: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

The Raven by Edgar Allen(SP) Poe

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 14:57
The Raven - Poe

Curse you Cronox!!!!!!:laugh:

Btw, have you ever heard Raven by MC Lars? Good song. Cheesy, but good.

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 14:57
Hahaha last night PM reminded me of something anyone care to name this one: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

The Raven, Edgar Allen Poe.

CarlosMucha
12/10/2007, 14:57
anybody have a clue of what meant all the clues? :cross-eye

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 14:58
The Raven, Edgar Allen Poe.

*Nelson laugh* HAAHA!

thepunisher27
12/10/2007, 14:59
hahaha the rep fountain is closed lol mine was NE 0:09

sstralkowski
12/10/2007, 14:59
anybody have a clue of what meant all the clues? :cross-eye

Drink more Ovaltine? :confused:

JKLantern
12/10/2007, 15:02
Th_ei_smorethano_gameintownclue__at_nspringfieldtownfidi__th

Am I still on top of things here?

DocDoom187
12/10/2007, 15:04
Th_ei_smorethano_gameintownclue__at_nspringfieldtownfidi__th

Am I still on top of things here?
There i_s more than one game in town. Clue __ at __n Springfield Town fidi__th


So what could the blanks be?

loganspeedo
12/10/2007, 20:12
Well, I'm ready for this one now, thanks to a lousy turn of events in the Realms Mafia 2. I got lynched because my office was moving and I didn't have internet access anymore.

jsoccerdude
12/10/2007, 20:27
There's a massive game of Clue going on at the Springfield town hall?! I'M THERE! WOOHOO!

thepunisher27
12/10/2007, 20:39
Dude jack would have some sorta riddle going on during this lol.

neutralmarkhot
12/11/2007, 15:47
1. Magnito CONTRIBUTED
2. jsoccerdude CONTRIBUTED
3. CarlosMucha
4. Shadow40
5. Stepper70 CONTRIBUTED
6. Ross...
7. neutralmarkhot CONTRIBUTED
8. Unknown352 CONTRIBUTED
9. St-Dumas CONTRIBUTED
10. Rokk_Krinn
11. EmperorNorton CONTRIBUTED
12. Amora's Best Friend CONTRIBUTED
14. Pashmina CONTRIBUTED
15. Truffle Shuffle CONTRIBUTED
16. pdeberry CONTRIBUTED
17. Iron Ham CONTRIBUTED
18. MSU
19. splashy66 CONTRIBUTED
20. DarkCorsair CONTRIBUTED
21. DocDoom187 CONTRIBUTED
22. thepunisher27 CONTRIBUTED
23. Antipathy CONTRIBUTED
24. ViciousX CONTRIBUTED
25. Jawapimp CONTRIBUTED
26. sstralkowski CONTRIBUTED
27. loganspeedo CONTRIBUTED
28. JKLantern CONTRIBUTED
29. TheBoyBlunder CONTRIBUTED
30. GroovyBoy CONTRIBUTED
31. Doombot 3.1 CONTRIBUTED
32. bigbro911
33. RCricket55 CONTRIBUTED
34. Goodman CONTRIBUTED
35. biz567 CONTRIBUTED

i think that is right. if i missed you speak up. i added the last two names from the previous list. maybe they joined if/when others dropped out?

GroovyBoy
12/11/2007, 16:30
There i_s more than one game in town. Clue __ at __n Springfield Town fidi__th




This part doesn't seem right. Has anybody gone back and double-checked th entries?

DocDoom187
12/11/2007, 16:35
This part doesn't seem right. Has anybody gone back and double-checked th entries?
I'm fairly sure it's right. Maybe someone lied about there PM, though I don't see much reason to lie.

Cronox
12/11/2007, 16:53
That person must have lied, or JackA made a mistake. The end is "find them". And you guys forgot about Biz's clue too.

neutralmarkhot
12/11/2007, 17:04
That person must have lied, or JackA made a mistake. The end is "find them". And you guys forgot about Biz's clue too.


his clue was a smiley face?

Cronox
12/11/2007, 17:06
his clue was a smiley face?
...Above the Smiley :noid:

DocDoom187
12/11/2007, 19:41
There i_s more than one game in town. Clue __ at __n Springfield Town find them. Supplies limited to one per customer.


That's what we have so far.

CarlosMucha
12/12/2007, 10:08
There i_s more than one game in town. Clue __ at __n Springfield Town find them. Supplies limited to one per customer.


That's what we have so far.


is very good!

bigbro911
12/12/2007, 11:07
Nd

0:30

Truffle Shuffle
12/12/2007, 12:16
Lynch vote: Shadow40, Rokk, MSU

Lynching Ross... would be redundant. Carlos gave his.

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 12:28
Nd

0:30

DI

00:30

(filler)

so both of these posters are claiming 30? or is 0:30 different than 00:30?

Truffle Shuffle
12/12/2007, 12:30
Also lynch: bigbro911 and GroovyBoy

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 12:31
How well would Groovy's fit at :03?

JackAssterson
12/12/2007, 12:38
How well would Groovy's fit at :03?

Not as good as it would at 0:20.

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 12:40
Not as good as it would at 0:20.

Are you allowed to do that? :laugh:

Therei_smorethanonegameintownClue__atid_nSpringfieldTownfindthem. Supplies limited to one per customer.

Someone double check me, please.

JackAssterson
12/12/2007, 12:54
Are you allowed to do that? :laugh:


Do what? :noid:

Not 100% kosher yet, but you're getting there.

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 13:29
clues 19 20 and 21 now spell

atidns

(though the s is the start of "springfield") so we're really looking at atidn....

huh?

according to my records, we are missing clues 01, 03, 17, 18, and 33.

Shadow, Ross, Rokk, and MSU haven't shared theirs unless i missed 'em

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 13:30
I think the odds of Ross sharing his clue are slim...

Rokk_Krinn
12/12/2007, 13:30
Lynch vote: Shadow40, Rokk, MSU

Lynching Ross... would be redundant. Carlos gave his.

You're assuming I got one. :p

(And at least I solved the basic gist of this a few pages back so I'm hardly failing to contribute.)

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 13:31
You're assuming I got one. :p

(And at least I solved the basic gist of this a few pages back so I'm hardly failing to contribute.)

Admit it: you're holding on to it until GGII fills up, aren't you?

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 13:32
00. Jawapimp CONTRIBUTED (TH)
01. ?
02. EmperorNorton CONTRIBUTED (EI)
03. ?
04. neutralmarkhot CONTRIBUTED (SM)
05. jsoccerdude CONTRIBUTED (OR)
06. Truffle Shuffle CONTRIBUTED (ET)
07. JKLantern CONTRIBUTED (HA)
08. Magnito CONTRIBUTED (NO)
09. thepunisher27 CONTRIBUTED (NE)
10. TheBoyBlunder CONTRIBUTED (GA)
11. Stepper70 CONTRIBUTED (ME)
12. CarlosMucha CONTRINUTED (IN)
13. ViciousX CONTRIBUTED (TO)
14. DarkCorsair CONTRIBUTED (WN)
15. St-Dumas CONTRIBUTED (CL)
16. Antipathy CONTRIBUTED (UE)
17. ?
18. ?
19. DocDoom187 CONTRIBUTED (AT)
20. GroovyBoy CONTRIBUTED (DI)
21. Doombot 3.1 CONTRIBUTED (NS)
22. Unknown352 CONTRIBUTED (PR)
23. Iron Ham CONTRIBUTED (IN)
24. pdeberry CONTRIBUTED (GF)
25. sstralkowski CONTRIBUTED (IE)
26. splashy66 CONTRIBUTED (LD)
27. RCricket55 CONTRIBUTED (TO)
28. Pashmina CONTRIBUTED (WN)
29. loganspeedo CONTRIBUTED (FI)
30. bigbro911 CONTRIBUTED (ND)
31. Amora's Best Friend CONTRIBUTED (TH)
32. Goodman CONTRIBUTED (EM)
33. ?
34. biz567 CONTRIBUTED (Supplies limited to one customer)

this is the double check. i believe it to be accurate.

edit: so ross is out of the game. rokk, shadow, and msu are holding...there's still a clue floating around somewhere...

I think our/my assumption is correct that you indeed have a clue Rokk. If paraphrasing what was already spelled out when all our clues came together counts as a contribution, then you must think we are dumber than a monkey - a small monkey.

Rokk_Krinn
12/12/2007, 13:32
Admit it: you're holding on to it until GGII fills up, aren't you?

Not a bad idea. :)

Though now I wish I had one so that I could do that. :laugh:

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 13:33
Based on what I have written down, we're missing 21. Either I've got a typo/miscounted, or y'all dropped a space in there somewhere.

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 13:49
Rokk did you join late?

i've got Doombot contribbing clue 21 (NS)

JKLantern
12/12/2007, 13:50
Rokk did you join late?

i've got Doombot contribbing clue 21 (NS)

Okay, I probably miscounted somewhere or added a space. The trick is finding out where.

Rokk_Krinn
12/12/2007, 13:52
Rokk did you join late?

i've got Doombot contribbing clue 21 (NS)

Nope. I was one of the first to join. Quite possible that there weren't enough clues to go around.

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 13:52
each underscore is a missing letter, i put spaces between them for easier viewing

TH_ _EI_ _SMORETHANONEGAMEINTOWNCLUE_ _ _ _ATIDNSPRINGFIELD

TOWNFINDTHEM_ _

Cronox
12/12/2007, 14:00
I think it's safe to assume #1 is ER

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 14:17
i wonder if # 33 is important... #34 is interesting but a tad cryptic.

Cronox
12/12/2007, 14:19
i wonder if # 33 is important... #34 is interesting but a tad cryptic.
#34 is referring to the clues. As in "one per person" kind of thing.

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 14:22
also groovy boy was wrong with his #, maybe his letters as well.

if instead of ID he really got IO then we'd have a word like -ation, like location or station or something. it makes more sense but it's based on groovy boy making another error.

GroovyBoy
12/12/2007, 19:30
also groovy boy was wrong with his #, maybe his letters as well.

if instead of ID he really got IO then we'd have a word like -ation, like location or station or something. it makes more sense but it's based on groovy boy making another error.

I would like to state for the record that neutralmarkhot is a genius and I am a gibbering moron.* I knew something didn't fit with those letters at the end, and I had double-checked to make sure I really was sent "DI". But like a total dip####, I didn't double-check the number in the PM. It should read 00:20, NOT 00:30, which I originally reported. Somebody plug everything back in and see if it makes sense. Sorry for my idiocy.

* If this doesn't make somebody's sig, what will?

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 22:04
TH_ _EI_ _SMORETHANONEGAMEINTOWNCLUE_ _ _ _ATDINSPRINGFIELD

TOWNFINDTHEM_ _

well somehow I went from DI to ID to IO. anyway "in Springfield" looks better but ATD still seems weird. Unless it's saying a TD in Springfield. As in, a touchdown, which kind of goes along with a game (football) within a game (mafia)....

also, if clues are one per customer, why did one of our customers (Rokk) not get one?

Antipathy
12/12/2007, 22:10
Maybe Rokk's is 0:10 HI?

neutralmarkhot
12/12/2007, 22:28
huh? clue 10 is accounted for. we are missing 1, 3, 17, 18, and 33.

nuts to this. i'm going to bed.

Shadow40
12/13/2007, 23:17
SA

0:17


There you go. Didn't realize what the clue stuff was until I came to this thread.

DocDoom187
12/13/2007, 23:28
Why are we still working on this. We know the gist of it. Do we get anything for solving it?

Cronox
12/13/2007, 23:42
I don't think we can start until we know it all.

And some people are still holding out on us.

neutralmarkhot
12/14/2007, 22:18
Th_ _ei_ _smorethanonegameintowncluesa_ _atdinspringfield

Townfindthem_ _

JackAssterson
12/14/2007, 22:22
I don't think we can start until we know it all.


You'll start in mid-January and get roles a week or two before then.

Rokk_Krinn
12/14/2007, 22:24
I'm guessing there are a few bits mixed around...

"There is more than one game in town. Clues abound in Springfield Town. Find Them." (with a few adjustments needed)

GroovyBoy
12/15/2007, 00:30
Works for me! To BigBro's chagrin, I will be Hank Scorpio, constantly showing people how serious I am!

JKLantern
12/15/2007, 00:36
I'm guessing there are a few bits mixed around...

"There is more than one game in town. Clues abound in Springfield Town. Find Them." (with a few adjustments needed)

I have a sudden urge to start singing, "This is Halloween, This is Halloween..."

CarlosMucha
12/15/2007, 01:01
I don't think we can start until we know it all.

And some people are still holding out on us.


but the PM say what you can share that info or not.

I already share my clue but I don't know who are hiding his clues.

Cronox
12/15/2007, 02:20
I'm guessing there are a few bits mixed around...

"There is more than one game in town. Clues abound in Springfield Town. Find Them." (with a few adjustments needed)
That's very good Rokk, although there is two letters between "is". So it can't be "there is". There irks maybe?

Stepper79
01/12/2008, 12:23
what happened did I miss the game?????