Democrazy! Game Thread

[GroovyBoy]

Things to remember:
1) The rules, roles, and basic theory of mafia games can be found here: http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page How will this game be different? Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you. Dork...

2) We don't lynch people here. Where do you think you are, the Wild West? In the American government, we impeach them (well, it's a two-step process of impeachment and conviction for you sticklers out there, but let's not go overboard). So when you vote to remove somebody during the Day phase, do so by typing Impeach [Player] in bold. If you wish to change your vote, please type Change Impeach: [Player]. Voting for 'Nobody' is also okay, but it's pretty spineless and boring if you ask me.

3) I don't think anybody HAS to use their powers every Night, but if you are the kinda meek and dull person that would actually forgo taking full advantage of using the gifts God (a role played by me) gave you, it speeds things up if you PM me a note saying, "I am a loser and therefore do not wish to target anyone tonight. Please have mercy on my soul."

4) Okay, let's go through the quick list of no-nos:
- PMing unauthorized people. I will let you know, either through your role or during the game, who (if anyone) you may PM. Contacting anybody else is verboten.
- Editing posts in this thread. If you let something slip or say something stupid, sorry... you gotta live with it.
- Copy-and-pasting anything I send to you via PM.
- Posting in this thread after you are out of the game. There will be a slight exception for this game, but you will know when it is okay.

Breaking these rules will result in a ban from any future mafias I run, and I will also mention your shenanigans to other mafia mods.

5) Please remember that this is just for fun, and act accordingly. I mean, it's not like it's fantasy football or something!

[GroovyBoy]

It was odd for the President of the United States to personally address the Senate on the first day of the Session, but Hugh Jass was an odd president. The father of wealthy politician from Texas, President Jass consistently went against the advice of his allies and paid experts, had mired the country in economic and international troubles, and was the owner of the lowest presidential approval rating since Richard Nixon as a result. He was all primped and pressed for the network cameras which had invaded your chambers this afternoon.

“My fellow stewards of the American people,” began President Jass, wearing that stupid grin which was always inappropriate to the occasion, “I’m here today to tell you that the country is in peril. Morale in this country is at an all-time low. People no longer trust the politicians, the people they have elected. They see them as greedy and corrupt, working at their posts only to enrich themselves. I’m here today to tell you I want you to prove them wrong. During this Session, show them you are here to make America a better place. For them. For us. For the world. I’m not the Divider, I’m the Uniter. Well, I’m also the Decider, but today I’m the Uniter. And today is the day that you’re going to help me unite the country. We can’t be caught up in partisan politics anymore, not on the eve of having to sent the butchers, bakers, and candlestick makers to the war in Ruritania. I’m counting on you.” As he finished, the Senate rose and delivered polite applause.

President Jass has used his power, “Bread and Circuses.” While it accomplishes nothing, it still wastes the entire Day phase.

Night 1 Begins! 347 Electoral Votes and Counting! 24 Hours to get PMs to me!

Our Elected Officials:
1) RasierB1ade
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
7) DocDoom187
8) da-Craig-O
9) hellskingpin
10) JackAssterson
11) Doombot 3.1
12) Antipathy
13) Uknown352
14) ElevenBee
15) jsoccerdude
16) Vevilaughs
17) Biz567
18) Rokk_Krinn
19) Amora’s_best_friend
20) Darkseid Sr.
21) MSU

[GroovyBoy]

71% of districts reporting for Night 1 activities...

[GroovyBoy]

Only 2 more PMs needed to conclude Night 1. You slackers know who you are!

[GroovyBoy]

Like usual, it was another night visit down to the Congressional file vault. Usually you spend countless hours going through reports, tesimony, expenditure forms, and other of the other thousands of forms a politician has to fill out as part of their daily routine. Today, though, you just took a few minutes with the vault register. Sometimes you have to cover your own ###.


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

When you were a snot-nosed freshman senator, a kindly veteran took you under his wing and taught you the ropes. Thanks to him, you avoided all the frustrations a newtimer faces when they get to Washington DC. On the other hand, it was a pain rejecting him ever-so-politely every time you two drank at his home, he had too much, put on a calico dress and makeup and started propositioning you. Still, you have taken one lesson he taught you before his committal to a “wellness clinic” to heart: If you take care of people, they will take care of you. A big difference between you and your tutor is that you like to spread around your patronage. In fact, you were thinking of helping out a particular coworker tonight, but could not find him anywhere.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Your Mama always said timing was everything. She should know; she died when she was hit by a piece of Mir fell from space. Not having any political talent whatsoever, you figure your best chance to make an impression in Congress is to attatch yourself to a rising star. If you’re with them at the right time, the sky’s the limit!

The trick is to find the right horse to back. You thought you had the right guy today, only to find he left early to get home. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You can read a person from looking at their face. You don’t need a lie detector. Heck, you don’t even need to hear the words coming out of the person’s mouth as long as you can see their eyes. Poker face? Doesn’t exist when it comes to you. That’s probably why the other guys don’t invite you to the Senate Hold ‘Em games anymore. Well, that and you tend to drink every drop of booze in the joint.

You may not agree with that Jackanapes of a president, but he’s right about something. Congress stinks. It’s as plain as the burst blood vessels on your nose. But you’ll be darned if that ninny has anything to do with cleaning up house. You have your plans. A commission, headed by you. First, of course, you need to root out the bad seeds. You thought you’d target this one particular individual first, but he wasn’t at his office, nor was he at his usual haunts around DC.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

“All I’m saying is, you’ve done so much for your constituents over the years. What have you got in return?” asked the Senator who had gotten to the point after twenty minutes of small talk.

“Why, I’ve been re-elected three times, and have gotten thousands upon thousands of letters of support over the years,” was the earnest reply of the person sitting at their desk.

“Support? Like during the WizKids stock scandal?”

“I was cleared of any wrongdoing and the investigative committee even apologized,” said the senator defensively. “Besides, you know I have no damn idea what a Creepy Freak is.”

“Still, your constitutents were ready to hang you, not to mention the beating you took in the divorce.” The guest assumed a caring tone. “It’s time you did something for yourself.”

“But I’m known throughout DC as the embodiment of clean politics.”

“That’s why it’s perfect. Nobody would suspect you. Come on. We’re not asking you to hurt anybody. You’d just be lining our pockets at the same time you help out America.”

“Well, that doesn’t sound too bad...”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Every night before leaving the office, you do the same thing. You plug your headphones into your record player (no CDs for you, no sir) for a little alone time. Of course, you also tend to sing along loudly, so it wouldn’t really be alone time if you didn’t dismiss your secretary, Alice, before getting down.

“When supper time came the old cook came on deck
Saying fellas it’s too rough to feed ya
At 7PM a main hatchway caved in
He said fellas it’s been good to know ya-”

Was that a noise? You turned to check, but all you saw was your replica 1997 NCAA Men’s Football Championship trophy coming at your head. Then nothing.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Misdirection. That’s what you’re all about. If everybody is focussed on something else, you can do whatever you want. You learned that from Daddy. When you were dirt poor, he used to set abandoned houses on fire, and while all the townsfolk went to check out what the firemen and police were doing about it, he would rob the vacated houses. Poor Daddy. When a strong wind caused one of his firejobs to spread to an inhabited house, he got all noble and tried to save the occupants. They shot him for tresspassing and put the fire out themselves. No good deed goes unpunished, huh?

Tonight’s target was going to become the new recipient of high-grade heroine, hidden somewhere they would never think to look. Then, if circumstances dictated, one anonymous tip is all it would take to make this senator’s life a living hell. Oh carp! You weren’t thinking about the task at hand, and now you broke your lockpick in the office door lock. You never do that. Augh!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The Senate is a well-oiled machine. Okay, it’s a creaky piece of #### ready to break down any second, but if their were more people like you, it would be a well-oiled machine. The problem is plain old laziness. Senators spend tons of time and money getting here, but once they punch their ticket, most of them don’t pull their weight. That’s where you come in. You crack the whip. You know what needs to be done, and you track down the people who have to do it. Today you need to catch up with that rude young whippersnapper, but for the life of you, you just can’t find him.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The president is right! The senate is a mess, something has to be done, and you may very well be the most qualified to clean it up. You have access to reports, people, and resources that can help you ferret out the good apples from the bad. But where to start? Ah! You know just the person. You make a few calls, get some people in motion, and get some files sent to your desk. But ny the end of the day, you get squat. They sure are a tough nut to crack.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Quick: Name a senator that you don’t have influence over? It’s a trick question! Everybody owes you their allegiance, or a favor, or likes you enough that they’ll do things for you. What can you say? You’re a people person. It also helps that you have your hand in so many pies. Of course, the downside of your extreme involvement is that you get jammed up for time quite often. Like today, for instance. Looking at your schedule, you notice that if two senators could trade committee review days, you could get out of the office today in time for your child’s birthday party. One of your coworkers is okay with the plan, and you’re sure the other would be, too, except you fail to ever get hold of them. Damn! Looks like little Johhny’s gonna wet the bed again.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Hours later, as you prepared to finally head home to leftover birthday cake and an upset eight-year-old, you noticed something different about your desk as you grabbed your coat from the closet. That red envelop, that wasn’t here before. Maybe Denise put it there before she went home. Upon opening the envelop and looking at what was inside, however, you knew your secretary had nothing to do with this.

Never let there be any misunderstanding: You have always loved your wife. And you had several healthy relationships before her with women in high school and college. It’s just that they didn’t understand you the way Billy did. He felt so right in your arms. You melted whenever you gazed into his eyes. And he had the softest wool and cutest horns.

The pictures were professional in quality and didn’t leave much to the imagination. The note simply said, “You know what I want.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Boy, a body sure can be heavy, but you’re in pretty good shape, and the straps on your extra-large duffel bag distribute the weight just right. The real trick is to get a body out of the building without it showing up on camera, but you figured out how to take care of that a while back. Now you were in the safety of your own basement.

Once you stripped the body, you looked on the ball of the big toe on the left foot for that telltale sign that would reveal if could count tonight’s endeavor as a success. Plain pale flesh stared back at you. Damn, thwarted again! Well, it wouldn’t be a total waste. After the proper skinning, boning, and seasoning, you’d make great use out of the body.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

DocDoom187 is dead. He was Edmund Fitzgerald (R - Michigan), a Coattailer (Town)

ElevenBee cannot be impeached today

Day 2 begins! 24 hours remain to impeach someone!

[jsoccerdude]

I'm halfway through the writeup--just thought I'd say, wow, this is a fun one!

[Rokk_Krinn]

Huh...looks like George managed to find a way to have a kid even as a Reaper. :)

[hellskingpin]

That write-up is huge....can anyone make anything useful out of it?
Oh, also, all you guys suck

[DarkCorsair]

Poor Edmund Fitzgerald. Wrecked on night 1. I gotta say, the write-up style for this game is different, but I like it.

[hellskingpin]

Well someone is a tracker in the file vault do they have anything to add?
He is probably a stupid man.

[JackAssterson]

Hmm, gotta theory.

Hiya, hellskingpin!

[Rokk_Krinn]

Hmm, gotta theory.

Hiya, hellskingpin!

I've got a theory...

...it's a demon...


...no, something's not right there.


;)

(Yes, Mags, I know I left out a bit.)

[JackAssterson]

I've got a theory...

...it's a demon...


...no, something's not right there.


;)

(Yes, Mags, I know I left out a bit.)

A dancing demon!

[Rokk_Krinn]

A dancing demon!

See! You learned -something- from playing in "Buffy: Lost Episode 1". :)

[Darkseid Sr.]

What we know:

Balckmail, gay blackmail to be exact.

Someone's gone in deep.

And people missed.

BTW, Florida won the NCAA Championship in 1997.

[Doombot 3.1]

Any leads?

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

[Rokk_Krinn]

What we know:

Balckmail, gay blackmail to be exact.


Son, I don't know what state you're from but around these parts, a Billy with horns and wool doesn't mean a gay - or straight either, for that matter - relationship. :noid:

[GroovyBoy]

FYI, I forgot to post it but 10 is a majority for impeachment today!

[JackAssterson]

Mr. Speaker, I request the floor.

Dellow felegates, (pause for laughter) our way is clear: we must eliminate the estate tax, cut the welfare rolls and privatize our school system. Little Billy and Janey Poorpants don't need socialized education just because they can't afford an ivy league pre-school. Our children, our very way of life hinges on a single phrase I hope to hear in the near future: This Spelling Bee is brought to you by the letters K, F, and C.

As for the matter at hand, I have no useful information, so I will only hold the floor for eighteen more hours.

[MSU]

Mr. Speaker, I request 5 minutes and I will yield my remaining time to my collegue from the southern states.

I got nothing.

Although it looks like a lot of people targeted the same person and found nothing...

I yield my remaining time to the Senator from Kentucky.

[Iron Ham]

Mr. Speaker, I request the floor.

Dellow felegates, (pause for laughter) our way is clear: we must eliminate the estate tax, cut the welfare rolls and privatize our school system. Little Billy and Janey Poorpants don't need socialized education just because they can't afford an ivy league pre-school. Our children, our very way of life hinges on a single phrase I hope to hear in the near future: This Spelling Bee is brought to you by the letters K, F, and C.

As for the matter at hand, I have no useful information, so I will only hold the floor for eighteen more hours. You stupid man, quit wasting our time!

However, I have nothing. I will yield my remaining time FOR A DANCE PARTY!

doo doo doo dood doododododo!

[loganspeedo]

Senators don't dance, they smooze, they mingle, but they don't dance. It ain't proper

[Iron Ham]

Senators don't dance, they smooze, they mingle, but they don't dance. It ain't proper Quit being such an uptight man!

DANCE! WOOOOOO!
:m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans::m-boot::m-boot-trans:

[MSU]

Senators don't dance, they smooze, they mingle, but they don't dance. It ain't proper

You don't live in DC and work in politics do you?

[ElevenBee]

Mr speaker, honored members of the house

Words fail me at this, my darkest moment. Allow me to bid you all farewell in the words of General Napoleon. "I bid you farewell. For twenty years I have constantly accompanied you on the road to honor and glory. In these latter times, as in the days of our prosperity, you have invariably been models of courage and fidelity. With men such as you our cause could not be lost; I have sacrificed all of my interests to those of the country.

I go, but you, my friends, will continue to serve Our Nation. Her happiness was my only thought. It will still be the object of my wishes. Do not regret my fate; if I have consented to survive, it is to serve your glory. I intend to write the history of the great achievements we have performed together. Adieu, my friends. Would I could press you all to my heart."

My greatest regret is that you all must now fight the good fight without me.

I surrender the remainder of my time to the floor.

[Antipathy]

We ain't too pretty. We ain't too proud.

We might be laughin' a bit too loud.

But that never hurt no one. :)

[MSU]

Mr. Speaker, I request 15 seconds to address my collegue,

Where are you going Senator Elevenbee?

[Antipathy]

Mr speaker, honored members of the house

Words fail me at this, my darkest moment. Allow me to bid you all farewell in the words of General Napoleon. "I bid you farewell. For twenty years I have constantly accompanied you on the road to honor and glory. In these latter times, as in the days of our prosperity, you have invariably been models of courage and fidelity. With men such as you our cause could not be lost; I have sacrificed all of my interests to those of the country.

I go, but you, my friends, will continue to serve Our Nation. Her happiness was my only thought. It will still be the object of my wishes. Do not regret my fate; if I have consented to survive, it is to serve your glory. I intend to write the history of the great achievements we have performed together. Adieu, my friends. Would I could press you all to my heart."

My greatest regret is that you all must now fight the good fight without me.

I surrender the remainder of my time to the floor.

You're not dead. You just can't be lynched today.

[darius_dax1]

Mr. Speaker I would like to revise and extend my remarks...but this is a real head-scratcher...I got nothing.

[Antipathy]

Mr. Speaker I would like to revise and extend my remarks...but this is a real head-scratcher...I got nothing.

You Catholic girls start much too late. :angry:

[MSU]

You Catholic girls start much too late. :angry:

Ok, I am confused by this...

[Rokk_Krinn]

Apparently Carlos went into politics. :noid:

[Antipathy]

Ok, I am confused by this...

Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information. :)

[MSU]

Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information. :)

No, no they didn't. I didn't get to read my briefing from my LA's this morning. Just be out with it before I indict your butt for some sort of toe tapping scandal.

[Antipathy]

No, no they didn't. I didn't get to read my briefing from my LA's this morning. Just be out with it before I indict your butt for some sort of toe tapping scandal.

Send up a signal, and I'll throw you a line. :)

[MSU]

Send up a signal, and I'll throw you a line. :)

Are you the senator from Kentucky? The minority leader who is a MAJOR closet case?

(seriously, you want dirt on your legislators on who they sleep with when the cameras ain't rolling, I got it....)

[MSU]

and uhhhh....

(taps toe twice and does the hand jive)

(looks at guidebook)

Or is it three toe taps and the mash potato.....

[Antipathy]

Are you the senator from Kentucky? The minority leader who is a MAJOR closet case?

(seriously, you want dirt on your legislators on who they sleep with when the cameras ain't rolling, I got it....)

:confused:

I'm telling you baby.

You know that only the good die young.

[Antipathy]

In case anybody is confused by my latest posts, I was just posting lyrics from Billy Joel's Only the Good Die Young. Any of my above posts have nothing to do with my role, and were made purely for my entertainment.

I yield the floor to somebody else.

[ElevenBee]

My fellow americans,

It is with a heavy heart that I must leave the senate. despite my immunity from impeachment this night I find that in the interest of our nation's well being that I retire from further service.

farewell


for real this time


:a-fist: fight the power

[GroovyBoy]

<<My fellow americans,

It is with a heavy heart that I must leave the senate. despite my immunity from impeachment this night I find that in the interest of our nation's well being that I retire from further service.

farewell>>

ElevenBee has quit the Senate. He was Kent Drive (R- Florida), the Power Broker (Town)

[This is why he couldn't be impeached today]

[jsoccerdude]

Hm.

Interesting.

Wonder why?

So no one has any info at all?

[Darkseid Sr.]

Hm.

Interesting.

Wonder why?

So no one has any info at all?


It would appear that way.

[MSU]

That was odd....very odd.

It looks like from the write ups that our trackers and cops and whatnot tracked people who couldn't be found - which is very appropo for Washington.

[loganspeedo]

My fellow americans,

It is with a heavy heart that I must leave the senate. despite my immunity from impeachment this night I find that in the interest of our nation's well being that I retire from further service.

farewell

Came in from the rainy Thursday on the avenue, I thought I heard you talking softly. I turned on the lights, the TV, and the radio, still I can't escape the ghost of you.

[hellskingpin]

Dance party! I'm a little late but can I still join?
(Girls are much better dancers than men)

[loganspeedo]

That's because they look better than guys when they dance.

[Amora's_best_friend]

Lol, I'm totally lost in this game.

I don't have the first idea about American law, I haven't heard of any of these people before, and I don't know where half the states are.

:p

[Amora's_best_friend]

I meant American politics, not law.

[hellskingpin]

I'm in America and I'm still confused, but dancing nonetheless. The people are made up names by the way. Men suck.

[JackAssterson]

I'm in America and I'm still confused, but dancing nonetheless. The people are made up names by the way. Men suck.

Gonna try this again.

HIYA, HELLSKINGPIN!

[loganspeedo]

Someone subscribes to the feminist movement

[Iron Ham]

Someone subscribes to the feminist movementActually, you stupid man, it seems to be a common posting restriction.

Of course, a man is running this game, so what can we expect, but reused powers. Lazy bastards, all of you! :angry:

[Rokk_Krinn]

Well, it's worth impeaching Iron Ham just for that. :noid:

[Amora's_best_friend]

What does impeach mean?

[Darkseid Sr.]

What does impeach mean?

It is a legal process in which a person who holds political power is removed from office.

[hellskingpin]

Gonna try this again.

HIYA, HELLSKINGPIN!
Um, Hi? I don't get it. And women usually understand everything very well.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Um, Hi? I don't get it.

Maybe that's the plan...:noid:

[loganspeedo]

Impeach = Lynch in this game. So you would vote like this:

Impeach: ElevenBee

Note: ElevenBee is already out of the game which is why I choose him for my example.

[loganspeedo]

I think impeaching was created by someone from Georgia.

[JackAssterson]

Um, Hi? I don't get it. And women usually understand everything very well.

Nuts, there goes my theory. :sleep:

[Darkseid Sr.]

Sooo...

We still have no leads?

[loganspeedo]

Just a couple of feminists so far and a term from Georgia.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Just a couple of feminists so far and a term from Georgia.

Great. :cheeky:

[loganspeedo]

Passion or coinedence once prompted you to say, pride will tear us both apart, but now pride's gone out the window, across the rooftops, runaway, and left me in the shadow of your heart.

[GroovyBoy]

Day 2 has passed with nary a vote!

No votes?!?! Not even a non-binding resolution?!?!? How very Congress-like of you!

Night 2 begins!

(It's almost statistically impossible that you guys will strike out to the extent you did Night 1)

Get those PMs in!

[GroovyBoy]

Chicken? BRRRAAAAWWWWCCKKKK!!!!

[GroovyBoy]

79% of districts have reported in. Let's get those PMs in, stragglers...

[GroovyBoy]

Another evening back in the file vault, but this time you were elbows-deep in paper. After the events of yesterday, something didn’t smell right, and you were going to get to the bottom of it, one puzzle piece at a time. What’s this? Looks like one of your colleagues took a sudden interest in the dealings of another...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

On your second scotch each, you were approaching the climax of your well-rehearsed pitch. “We’re not out to hurt anybody. Heck, we’re responsible for enacting some of the most effective legislation in the history of this country.”

“Then why all the cloak and dagger stuff?” His words suggested resistance, but his body language was very receptive.

“Don’t get me wrong. We think we deserve a bigger slice of the pie,” you continued. “Think about what we do for America, compared to what we put up with. Heck, most professional athletes make way more money than we do, and what do they really contribute? We just want to even the scales a bit. You can’t argue with that.”

“No,” replied your listener, “I guess you can’t.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

There was no way you’d let a fellow senator get the better of you. “Enigma wrapped in a riddle my ###,” you muttered to yourself as you dove deeper into reports. You made a few more phone calls, too. You wouldn’t quit until you knew this person better than they knew themself. And after a few more hours, you did.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You were a little surprised when your fellow senator called you for an after-hours meeting in his office. The door was locked, and he answered it personally when you knocked.

“You fire your secretary?” you asked innocently.

“No,” he replied with a smile, “She’s home for the day. I wanted our meeting off the record. Why don’t you come back into my office.”

It was a nice office, but one thing on the wall caught your eye. “That’s a mighty impressive swordfish you’ve got mounted there. You catch that yourself?”

“Of course,” he answered proudly. “When I was in the Virgin Islands back in ‘04. Uh, hey, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t take it off the wall. You know how long it took to get that thing straight?”

Those were his last words, cut off when you rammed the swordfish’s bill right into his larynx.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

It’s go time, you thought to yourself as you downed a double shot of whiskey and approached your target. After a little research, you had decided on who to zero in on next, and they were here for happy hour at Manny’s.

“What’s the good word?” you began with your usual intro.

“Oh, hey,” he responded. “You okay? You need a cab? You don’t look so well.”

“I’m fine,” you snorted. “Say, you think the Senate is as messed up as the people think it is?”

“I’m sure there are a couple bad apples,” he responded, “but that’s gonna be true of any organization.”

You needed something to work with. “You a bad apple?”

“You’re joking, right?”

“Just answer the question.”

“You know you can be a real #### when you’re drunk.”

“Answer it!”

“No, man. No. Now get outta my face.”

You watched his eyes the whole time. The eyes never lie.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Okay, drug stash, take two. Of course, never return to the scene of the crime, so this time you’re doing it somewhere else. Daddy didn’t teach you that, did he? No, probably not, that seems too intelligent for him. You’re running a bit later than usual, but you had to get a new set of lockpicks. Let’s face it, you can’t exactly have a staffer do that errand for you. No matter how loyal they are to you now, sooner or later, they’ll say something to the wrong person and then it’s your ###. Stop. Focus on the task at hand. There we go, this lock was easy as pie...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

After weighing things over in your head, you decided the senator needed to go. They didn’t represent what was good and right about America. You couldn’t quite remember what they did that was so horrible, but that would be rectified by a quick sweep through your personal collection. That’s odd. You don’t seem to have anything on him. That can’t be right. Nope, it’s true, not a photo, not a jail report, nada. Okay, maybe you won’t be sending him anything, but you sure will be keeping an eye on him.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You were walking through the halls, trying to get to a certain senator’s office before he left for the day. That lazy ####### still hasn’t submitted their 25-SDW form (in triplicate) for the Committee on the Feasability of Appointing Subcommittees to Look into Late Paperwork. How is anything going to get done here if guys like him fail to do the simplest tasks? You were almost to his office when an elderly coworker bumped into you.

“Ah, hello,” he said with a kind smile. “What brings you down here today?”

“I need to talk to Senator Cage about fulfilling his duties in a timely manner. I need a report from him ASAP.”

“Oh, don’t worry about him, he’s got a lot on his plate right now. Tell you what. I’ll relay the message and make sure he does whatever you need as soon as possible, okay?”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

While enjoying some Fitzgerald stew, you undressed your latest victim’s body and held your breath in anticipation of what you might find. Damn! Nothing on the toe! When oh when would revenge be yours?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

JackAssterson is dead! He was James Town (R- Virginia), the Power Broker (Town).

Day 3 begins! 18 players remain. You need 10 votes to Impeach. You have 24 hours...

[Darkseid Sr.]

If there's one thing I've learned from these write-ups, it's that Senators drink...a lot. (Well, I kinda already knew that, but still.)

[GroovyBoy]

<crickets chirp>

[MSU]

My fellow collegues,

I still got squat to show. I demand an investigation!

I yield the floor to anyone with information.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I still say we get rid of the man-hater as she seems to have more motive to get rid of us. :)

[Raiserb1ade]

So nobody knows anything? This is outrageous I demand a recount!

[MSU]

I am still very curious to who the mafia is....it ain't a political party - so I am assuming it a rogue's gallery from this year....

[Rokk_Krinn]

That or the real goal is for all of us to figure out how to serve the People instead of our own whims and should we achieve that, everyone wins.


Eh, or not.

[GroovyBoy]

I am still very curious to who the mafia is....it ain't a political party - so I am assuming it a rogue's gallery from this year....

Just to keep you from going wildly off track, to abide by HCRealms' policy vis-a-vis politics, all character names in this game are fictitious...

[MSU]

Yeah, but have some tongue in cheek names....

Hmmm.....Rokk, you wanna put pressure on some people to talk?

that worked in Elseworlds....

[Rokk_Krinn]

I'd love to do so but I'm not quite sure where to start; it seems folks are using the holidays - even if they're here - as a good 'cover' for staying quiet. :ermm:

We seem to have two individuals that really hate the rest of us - hellskingpin (though he could just be easily confused - kind-of a Byrd-style individual) and Iron Ham (not the killer though) - and I'm not sure if that means if they oppose us or are still in alliance alongside us.

[MSU]

Yeah, the holidays are taking the fun out of this....

[da-Craig-O]

Yeah, the holidays are taking the fun out of this....

Sure are...

At least I finally foung this thread while open. I...don't have much. Not sure who the mafia is supposed to be here. Or if there even is one.

[MSU]

Someone keeps killing people...assuming they are the mafia.

[Rokk_Krinn]

Maybe it's the Democrats or the Green Party or such - hasn't it been only Republicans killed so far? :laugh:

[loganspeedo]

I have my thoughts about the feminists too, but I have nothing to back them up. Females do make up a good part of the constituency. However, they could also be considered a large special interest group too. Maybe they are funded by Oprah.

[MSU]

I don't think the Feminists are the ones killing people....

I think we have some Senators with dirty laundry and they are making sure it stays hidden in the hamper.

[Antipathy]

Nobody has any information?

[MSU]

Nothing that will lead us to a lynch...do you?

[loganspeedo]

I don't think the Feminists are the ones killing people....

I think we have some Senators with dirty laundry and they are making sure it stays hidden in the hamper.
Depends on if they are women. "After all, hell hath no fury as a woman's scorn."

Will cite quotes in appendex Q for further review.

[DarkCorsair]

Nothing here that will lead us in a useful lynching direction.

On a side note, I bet Groovy had a ton of fun making up the names of the various Senators. I'm curious to see what other bad puns and references he made. :)

[Antipathy]

*scratches head*

Well then, why don't we pick someone random?

Impeach: Iron Ham

[loganspeedo]

Maybe we should form a committee to talk about forming a committee to find out who the corrupt are. After our afternoon nap mind you.

[MSU]

Sure, works for me...

Impeach:Iron Ham

[Raiserb1ade]

Hmm why would we lynch a random person and probably give the "bad guys" whover they are an advantage?

[MSU]

Hmm why would we lynch a random person and probably give the "bad guys" whover they are an advantage?

Cause we don't know if Iron Ham is bad or good? And this usually gets people talking...see, we are talking!

[Rokk_Krinn]

Hmm why would we lynch a random person and probably give the "bad guys" whover they are an advantage?

Is it a bigger advantage that spending Day after Day doing nothing and getting picked off like trailer-dwellers at a Jerry Springer signing?

[Doombot 3.1]

I can vouch for Iron Ham.

Also, when you don't have leads, voting for someone random is a decent strategy. You have a chance to get a mafia member, or you can force them to provide a roleclaim and narrow the list of suspects. It's really the mafia who benefit from a day without a lynch (none of them die, and the list of suspects remains as long as it ever was).

IMPEACH: Raiserb1ade

Women are great, men suck.

[MSU]

change impeach vote: Raiserb1lade

If you can vouce for IH, then let's see where this takes us.

[darius_dax1]

I have the intestinal fortitude to follow your leads.
Impeach Vote: Raiserb1lade

[loganspeedo]

After talking it over with my advisor, the scientific decision maker, I have decided to follow the minor majority here.

Impeach Vote: Raiserb1lade

[GroovyBoy]

Impeach count

Raiserb1ade (4): Doombot 3.1, MSU, Darius, loganspeedo
Iron Ham (1): Antipathy

10 is a majority!

[DarkCorsair]

Impeach: Raiserb1ade

That puts us halfway there, by my count. Shall we give him the floor for a chance to make an argument to the group?

[MSU]

Yes, I yield my time to the Senator who we are about to impeach...

Who are you?

[da-Craig-O]

Impeach: Raiserb1ade

He is welcome to take the floor for whatever that is worth.

I am starting to become convinced that we are all in this together. Our esteemed :cheeky: leader is trying to make a point about how broken the Senate is. Therefore we are all town and we are all mafia.

That is my belief. I concede the rest of my time today to whomever wants it.

[MSU]

Impeach: Raiserb1ade

He is welcome to take the floor for whatever that is worth.

I am starting to become convinced that we are all in this together. Our esteemed :cheeky: leader is trying to make a point about how broken the Senate is. Therefore we are all town and we are all mafia.

That is my belief. I concede the rest of my time today to whomever wants it.

I was told I was Town when I got my role...what were you told Craig?

[da-Craig-O]

I was told I was Town when I got my role...what were you told Craig?

Town....but I think everyone has a thing that says town.

This could just be severe mafia paranoia, but wouldn't it be fantastic if we were all town and just kept offing each other?

[loganspeedo]

That would be silly.

[loganspeedo]

btw: who wants to form the committee to find out who's on first?

[Darkseid Sr.]

Considering we have someone voucing for IH, and no news from Mr. Rasierb1ade...

Impeach: Raiserb1ade

[loganspeedo]

Baseball Roster;

1st Base: Who
2nd Base: What
3rd Base: IDon'tKnow
Shortstop: IDon'tGiveADarn
Leftfielder: Why
Centerfielder: Because
Rightfielder: Where
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today

Manager: Lou Costello

[MSU]

btw: who wants to form the committee to find out who's on first?

I will vice chair that committee....

vice chair picks lunch.

[Rokk_Krinn]

I will vice chair that committee....

vice chair picks lunch.

They don't pick the vices?

Explains why Teddy K. always wants to be the Chair then. :)

[GroovyBoy]

Impeach count

Raiserb1ade (7): Doombot 3.1, MSU, Darius, loganspeedo, DarkCorsair, da-Craig-o, Darkseid Sr.
Iron Ham (1): Antipathy

10 is a majority!

[MSU]

They don't pick the vices?

Explains why Teddy K. always wants to be the Chair then. :)

(the "vice chair" is the minority power and is chosen by the party during committee assigments)

[Doombot 3.1]

We're pretty close to a majority, possibly close enough for the mafia to come in and seal the deal with a bunch of votes. I'd like to see what Raiserb1ade has to say for himself, and if he doesn't roleclaim, I'll vote for him, as I don't want to see a day without a lynch. However, I will withdraw my vote for the time being to allow him an opportunity to convince us that he isn't mafia.

VOTE CHANGE: WITHDRAW VOTE

Women are great, men suck.

[MSU]

I think we have a mason group of female senators...call it a hunch.

:cheeky:

[Iron Ham]

I think we have a mason group of female senators...call it a hunch.

:cheeky: You're just jealous because us women know how to stay in touch! :p

[Rokk_Krinn]

You're just jealous because us women know how to stay in touch! :p

You'd better hope Carlos doesn't see that. :surprised

[Iron Ham]

You'd better hope Carlos doesn't see that. :surprised We women come prepared! *brandishes pink anti-rape taser with windows 2015*

(srsly, carlos scares me.)

[GroovyBoy]

(I know it's not the holidays, because everybody but one person was on HCRealms today...)

"Although I originally called forth the motion to impeach Senator Bongwater," began the senator from New York, "I can not in good conscience continue these proceedings."

"Does that have anything to do with the fact that you can't drum up enough support?" asked the accused sardonically.

"I understand your anger, and I apologize."

Day 3 has passed without an impeachment! Night 3 begins! Will the Senate ever find direction? Get those PMs in!

[GroovyBoy]

Sooner or later, everybody in politics does something they probably shouldn’t do. Heck, one of your fondest memories is banging your opponent’s wife the very moment he was onstage giving his concession speech and saying what a great guy you were. And maybe you did some recreation drugs as a young adult, but who makes it through the Greek system at the University of Texas at Austin without that on your resume? No, your concern is the abuse of political power, and you got the skinny on one of your coworkers tonight.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Just because you couldn’t find him the other night didn’t mean you’d forgotten about him, nor that you’d given up. In fact, it was becoming somewhat of a quest with you. Locate him. Talk to him. Look him in the eyes. Discover the truth. Then get something to drink. Okay, get some more to drink, actually. You went to his office right after session, but his secretary said he’d already gone home for the day. Son of a #####!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You weren’t that surprised when some files you cross-referenced turned up missing from their boxes in the vault. The most likely explanation was they had been checked out, so you went to the log to see who currently had them. When there was no entry for the corresponding files, however, two thoughts came to mind. The first was that some idiot clerk must’ve put the papers back in the wrong place. You practically throw up in your mouth when you think of the vapid rich kids playing caddy to their father’s friends just so it looks good on a resume. Not only do they have no idea what they’re doing, they have no desire to learn and could care less how much they #### things up in the process. The second thought was that somebody had stolen the files. No, that takes too much foresight for a Congressional employee. It’s definitely an idiot clerk. Either way, you’re not getting what you came for.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

There’s a guy you’ve had your eye on for awhile. You don’t know what it is about him, but you don’t like it one bit. The problem is, you don’t have anything on him in your personal collection. This is the start of a disturbing trend. You’re definitely going to have to get on your sources about producing more material.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

“Oh, this is too easy,” you said to yourself softly, a smile on your lips.

“Whoszat?” blared the red-nosed man as he straightened up. There were specks of vomit on his crimson tie.

“A fellow senator,” you responded. “What brings you to one of DC’s finest alleys this evening?”

“I jus powdrin my face. Wha choo doin?”

“Well, I was planning on killing you, although the alcohol may beat me to it.”

“Yoose a funny guy. I like yoo.” The man wobbled and almost fell.

You let him lean against you for balance, slowly taking off his tie in the process. “Thanks,” you said, as you began strangling him with your new crimson garrote. “Your approval means a lot.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The secretary led you into your coworker’s office. He didn’t seem to be doing much of anything at the moment, which irked you to no end.

“What can I do for you?” he asked pleasantly.

“It’s not what you can do for me, sir, but what you can do for your country. Have you read the feasability study for 1 chase in every case and written your 50-page recommendation yet?”

“No,” responded the man sheepishly. “I was planning to get to that later.”

“Well, the committee meets tomorrow afternoon. You’re the co-chair, and will play a very big role in the meeting, so I suggest you put your attention on it right now.”

“You’re right,” he relented. “I’ll get on it right away.”

You left with a grin of satisfaction on your face.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

At this point, it seemed like stealing candy from a baby. “So many others are making a buck on the side, why shouldn’t you?”

“And you can guarantee me nobody gets hurt? I don’t wanna wake up one morning and find out that a nuclear power plant in Truth or Consequence, New Mexico has a leak because we skimped to put some coin in our pocket.”

“I promise. That’s not how we operate. You’ll see.”

“And we won’t get caught?”

You had this guy in the bag. He just needed a little hand-holding. “Have we yet? Who’s gonna catch us, the president? That guy couldn’t find his ### with two hands and a map.”

“Okay, I’m in.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You stripped down tonight’s victim while enjoying some James Town fajitas. Bare toe again! This can’t be happening! Are you going to have to kill every member of the Senate to get revenge?!? For a moment, the thought excites you. Well, it might look suspicious when you’re the only senator left.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

MSU is dead! He was Ken Eddy (D- Massachusetts), the Crusader (Town)

Day 4 begins! There are 17 players remaining. 9 is a majority!

Our Elected Officials:
1) RasierB1ade
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
8) da-Craig-O
9) hellskingpin
11) Doombot 3.1
12) Antipathy
13) Uknown352
15) jsoccerdude
16) Vevilaughs
17) Biz567
18) Rokk_Krinn
19) Amora’s_best_friend
20) Darkseid Sr.


EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it!!!!

An article in today’s Washington Post talks about a secret Presidential Panel on Congressional Corruption. An anonymous source has come forward and said that certain senators have been interviewed by said panel, and the following senators are believed to be dirty:

[Iron Ham]
[jsoccerdude]
[Rokk_Krinn]

Due to the holidays, Day 4 will be extended to at least 36 hours (unless an impeachment occurs sooner)...

[darius_dax1]

Impeach: Iron ham

[Iron Ham]

You are seriously going to trust a bunch of anonymous gossip? Really?

*sigh* at least women know that you shouldn't believe everything you read...

[da-Craig-O]

I am really curious about that announcement. I also have reason to think we were on the right track with Raiserb1ade yesterday.

For now, however...


Vote: Lynch Iron Ham

[Raiserb1ade]

Alright guys. Sorry about last time. I was in a rush to go christmas shopping and I didn't even see that you guys had already lynched me.

I will be gone again for most of the day.

impeach: Iron Ham

Sorry if you guys find a new target and I can't switch my vote.

[Raiserb1ade]

*Already almost lynched me*

Mistake sorry.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I am really curious about that announcement. I also have reason to think we were on the right track with Raiserb1ade yesterday.

For now, however...


Vote: Lynch Iron Ham

And that reason is?

[Doombot 3.1]

Iron Ham is in a mason group with me. Granted, it's not impossible for a mod to deliberately put a bad guy in a mason group to create more confusion, I simply don't believe that IH is a bad guy at the moment.

VOTE TO IMPEACH: jsoccerdude

Don't know anything about jsoccerdude, except that Presidential panel thing, but it's either him or Rokk. If we can pressure jsoccerdude to talk, and he's got a good roleclaim, we can impeach Rokk.

Women are wonderful, men aren't.

[jsoccerdude]

I'm neutral. My name is Mitt West, an up and coming senator from Kansas. I'm a Democrat, and in my short time as a politician I've apparently done both good things and bad, explaining my neutrality. I win with the town, and am a roleblocker.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I'm neutral. My name is Mitt West, an up and coming senator from Kansas. I'm a Democrat, and in my short time as a politician I've apparently done both good things and bad, explaining my neutrality. I win with the town, and am a roleblocker.

And this gets us no where. No doubt Rokk will have an equal alibi. And we have Doombot defending Iron Ham.

[jsoccerdude]

Doombot, is anyone else in this "mason group"?

[Doombot 3.1]

Doombot, is anyone else in this "mason group"?

There are 2 others. I'd rather not out them if I can help it. Anyway, we're basically feminists. And we're easily identifiable by our posting restriction (although I think IH forgot his a few times).

Women are awesome, men aren't.

[Doombot 3.1]

I'm neutral. My name is Mitt West, an up and coming senator from Kansas. I'm a Democrat, and in my short time as a politician I've apparently done both good things and bad, explaining my neutrality. I win with the town, and am a roleblocker.

Does Republican/Democrat mean anything in this game? I'm a Democrat representing New York (which is coincidentally where I happen to live). Yeah, basically, I'm a feminist Democratic Senator from New York--guess who my character was based on. :p

Jsoccerdude: A neutral roleblocker sounds very strange to me. Not impossible, maybe, but odd.

[Doombot 3.1]

Dammit, forgot my post restriction! :disappoin Well, I can't edit, so it's too late now. Hope the consequences aren't too bad.

Women are great, men suck.

[GroovyBoy]

Impeachment Count

Iron Ham(3): Darius_Dax, da-Craig-o, Raiserb1ade
jsoccerdude(1): Doombot 3.1

9 is a majority

[da-Craig-O]

The reason I think we were on track with Raiserb1ade is that I think the mafia in this game are the 'honorable' senators.

Does that jive with anyone else? I have a night power based on effecting Senators through their wrong-doings. It didn't work on Raiserb1ade and did not work on Uknown the night before.

I am thinking this makes them both mafia, ie - good Senators.

[jsoccerdude]

I don't think Democrat and Republican mean anything in this game, other than to give it more realism.

[Darkseid Sr.]

The reason I think we were on track with Raiserb1ade is that I think the mafia in this game are the 'honorable' senators.

Does that jive with anyone else? I have a night power based on effecting Senators through their wrong-doings. It didn't work on Raiserb1ade and did not work on Uknown the night before.

I am thinking this makes them both mafia, ie - good Senators.

If the mafia is "honorable" senators, then aren't we lynching a townie (or someone who isn't mafia, at least)?

[Uknown352]

Well I know that I am not mafia and I know deep inside my heart one of my fellow Americans can vouch for me.

Btw I'm not posting a lot due to posting restrictions.

[Raiserb1ade]

The reason I think we were on track with Raiserb1ade is that I think the mafia in this game are the 'honorable' senators.

Does that jive with anyone else? I have a night power based on effecting Senators through their wrong-doings. It didn't work on Raiserb1ade and did not work on Uknown the night before.

I am thinking this makes them both mafia, ie - good Senators.


Sorry but have you thought that maybe the mafia is bad senators and you just haven't found any yet?

That would make more sense to me.

I know I am not mafia. Think about it. If I was night killing people wouldn't that set off your power.

[CarlosMucha]

We women come prepared! *brandishes pink anti-rape taser with windows 2015*

(srsly, carlos scares me.)


uh oh. I create a monster machine idea! :surprised

[Darkseid Sr.]

Sorry but have you thought that maybe the mafia is bad senators and you just haven't found any yet?

That would make more sense to me.

I know I am not mafia. Think about it. If I was night killing people wouldn't that set off your power.

Maybe it's just hypothetical wrong-doings? Maybe not in-game wrong doings? We can't be sure at this point because we have no grounds. We just have a report that some senators are crooked. That could mean anything.

[Rokk_Krinn]

Maybe it's just hypothetical wrong-doings? Maybe not in-game wrong doings? We can't be sure at this point because we have no grounds. We just have a report that some senators are crooked. That could mean anything.

It could even mean that a power was used to send out false information...

...or did people forget that I'm the one who keeps trying to get Iron Ham lynched and now I'm "lumped in" with him? :confused:

[Amora's_best_friend]

I might as well roleclaim - the less mystery the better.

I am Fred Checkin, from Kentucky.

I'm a vanilla townie, Groovy made a joke about it in my role PM, but I didn't really understand it.

My only power is to be in a mason group with the vigilante.

[Darkseid Sr.]

It could even mean that a power was used to send out false information...

...or did people forget that I'm the one who keeps trying to get Iron Ham lynched and now I'm "lumped in" with him? :confused:

Which is why I don't necessarily think the word "corrupt" equals "mafia".

[Rokk_Krinn]

Which is why I don't necessarily think the word "corrupt" equals "mafia".

Well, the guy I'm based on was corrupt as all gets out, though you wouldn't know it from my power and affiliation. :laugh:

[GroovyBoy]

1) It took ABF long enough to roleclaim.

2) How long you guys wanna extend today? Until the end of tonight (the 24th), or until tomorrow night?

[loganspeedo]

1) KFC is the bomb when it comes to fried chicken

2) Yes, today is mondo busy for lots of people I think

Of course, we could form a committee about it...

[Uknown352]

The idea of Fred Checkin hurts my stomach.

[Raiserb1ade]

The idea of Fred Checkin hurts my stomach.


Fred was such a nice chicken. I say we let him live. :grin:

[loganspeedo]

I move to form a committee on forming committees

[Raiserb1ade]

I move to form a committee on forming committees

So we'll have a committee about forming a committee on forming committees?

:confused:

[loganspeedo]

something like that, but we have to do it in a few hours after lunch.

*Goes on lunch break*

[da-Craig-O]

I move that Senators stop returning presents and get on here to discuss who we are going to impeach. :grin:

[Darkseid Sr.]

I move that Senators stop returning presents and get on here to discuss who we are going to impeach. :grin:



That's mighty suspicious of you to have people speed through their holidays. Hmmm... :laugh:

[loganspeedo]

Is this an election year?

[loganspeedo]

Impeachment Count

Iron Ham(3): Darius_Dax, da-Craig-o, Raiserb1ade
jsoccerdude(1): Doombot 3.1

9 is a majority
After some review, here is where we currently stand.

Iron Ham wanted to impeach the honorable Antipathy last day phase and with the recent report, my Vote Impeach: Iron Han. That would pur him at four votes.

[loganspeedo]

Where's my secretary to fix my typos?

[Iron Ham]

After some review, here is where we currently stand.

Iron Ham wanted to impeach the honorable Antipathy last day phase and with the recent report, my Vote Impeach: Iron Han. That would pur him at four votes. No I didn't! I never cast a lynch vote.

Go Women!

[loganspeedo]

Oops: got it backwards, Antipathy voted to impeach Iron Ham last day phase. Look left and hear this in your mind: D'oh!

[Antipathy]

*shrugs his shoulders*

I just picked Iron Ham at random last day phase. And since he's on the list

Vote: Iron Ham

[Doombot 3.1]

*shrugs his shoulders*

I just picked Iron Ham at random last day phase. And since he's on the list

Vote: Iron Ham

*Getting tired of this* :tired:

Iron Ham is in a mason group with me. You can tell who we are by our post restriction (although a few of our posts have inadvertantly left it out, and we've got warning pms). I've lost track of how many times I've said this.

Women are great, men suck.

[Antipathy]

Whoops, sorry about that. I forgot.

Iron Ham, how about a friendly handshake? Let's put this all behind us.

Vote: jsoccerdude

[Iron Ham]

Whoops, sorry about that. I forgot.

Iron Ham, how about a friendly handshake? Let's put this all behind us.

Vote: jsoccerdude I'm a woman! Everyone knows we forgive easily!

*shakes hand*

Vote: jsoccerdude

[Amora's_best_friend]

Unless he has something funny to say.

Vote : jsoccerdude

[loganspeedo]

Change Vote: Jsoccerdude

[Raiserb1ade]

I deem that the incorrigibley, unconstitutionally, unredeemable, jsoccerdude shall be impeached!

Votey: jsoccerdude

[GroovyBoy]

Sorry for the delay, the laptop at my Mom's went MIA, so I was SOL until I RTB.

Anyway, it's been like three and some days, and no majority has been reached on an impeachment, probably making this a record for a mafia (4 Day phases in a mafia w/o a lynch). That has to be the saddest thing I have ever seen. Oh well.

Night 4 Begins! Get those PMs in!! In case you forgot the surviving senators:
1) RasierB1ade
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
8) da-Craig-O
9) hellskingpin
11) Doombot 3.1
12) Antipathy
13) Uknown352
15) jsoccerdude
16) Vevilaughs
17) Biz567
18) Rokk_Krinn
19) Amora’s_best_friend
20) Darkseid Sr.

[GroovyBoy]

Quick responses! We only need 4 more PMs and we'll be ready to roll!!

[GroovyBoy]

Night 4

You strode through the halls with purpose, your target being the only thing on your mind. But as you turned the corner, you bumped into a familiar-looking man.

“Can I talk to you for a second?” he asked.

Oh #### oh #### oh ####! “Uh, sure,” you replied, trying to hide your disappointment as your heart sank.

“Have you finished your report for the NAATK Committee?”

Sigh. “No.”

“Well, you better get on that, don’t you think?”

“Yeah,” you said with a sad exhalation of breath. You turned around and trudged back to your office, knowing all your plans were shot.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You weren’t sure what tack to take with this gentleman, so you thought you’d start out slow. “What’d you think about the President’s speech?”

“Huh?” said your audience as he lifted his head up from a stack of papers.

“The President. Talking about how the people think that the Senate is corrupt. Do you buy it?”

“I dunno. I guess any large organization is bound to have a few bad apples. Why do you ask?”

Hmm. That didn’t exactly provide the best opening. “You look really busy. Should I come back?”

“No offense, but Senator West is all over me for this report. Whatever you’re selling, I don’t have time.” And with that, you decided to focus your efforts elsewhere.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

It didn’t take very long to check into the background of tonight’s probe. He was a new addition to Congress, so he didn’t have much of a background. Just to make sure, you took a little extra time to go deep. Boy Scouts deep. Apparently he did accidentally set another boy’s uniform on fire with a magnifying glass. In the end, you had your answers.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Whatever your target was doing in his office, he stayed awfully late. But you had patience, unlike dear old Daddy. So you waited. And waited. Finally, your coworker left, and you slipped in to deliver the goods. Amish pornography was a hot-button topic on the Hill these days, and any politician caught with a collection of it would surely be on his way out...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

When you returned to your office, a red envelop was on your desk. Funny, it wasn’t there before. How did it get there? Your secretary and aides had gone for the day. You opened it up and were shocked by the contents. Within were the details of the offshore accounts you used to hide the massive amounts of ill-gotten money you had laundered from the IRS. A note included with the documents said, “You know what I want.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

If it happens in DC, you’ll find something about it in the vault. Presidential Panel, eh? Here’s an interesting tidbit...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Something’s going on in the Senate, and you don’t like it. People are disappearing, senators are retiring in disgust, and it’s time you got involved. See, you have a talent others don’t. You can sense a dirty politician in your gut. That’s right, when you really concentrate on an official, your gut starts itching if he’s not on the up-and-up. So starting today, it’s hunting season. Who’s first?

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Day 5 Begins! There are 17 players remaining. 9 votes are needed for a majority.

Vevilaughs is immune to impeachment today.

Our Elected Officials:
1) RasierB1ade
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
8) da-Craig-O
9) hellskingpin
11) Doombot 3.1
12) Antipathy
13) Uknown352
15) jsoccerdude
16) Vevilaughs
17) Biz567
18) Rokk_Krinn
19) Amora’s_best_friend
20) Darkseid Sr.

[darius_dax1]

Impeach vote: RasierB1ade

[Darkseid Sr.]

Impeach vote: RasierB1ade

Whoa, where did this come from?

[Raiserb1ade]

Who is RasierB1ade?

[Raiserb1ade]

Anyways

Impeach Vote: Daruis_Dax1

:D

[da-Craig-O]

Whoa, where did this come from?

It came from unfinished business in the last day phase. Time to finally get a lynch in this game and I agree with DD on the target....still.

Vote: Lynch Raiserb1ade

[Raiserb1ade]

The reason I think we were on track with Raiserb1ade is that I think the mafia in this game are the 'honorable' senators.

Does that jive with anyone else? I have a night power based on effecting Senators through their wrong-doings. It didn't work on Raiserb1ade and did not work on Uknown the night before.

I am thinking this makes them both mafia, ie - good Senators.


Sorry but have you thought that maybe the mafia is bad senators and you just haven't found any yet?

That would make more sense to me.

I know I am not mafia. Think about it. If I was night killing people wouldn't that set off your power.

We already went through this. I am not a bad senator.

Is this because I am new? I know I don't know all of the mechanic but I don't want to die.

If you want to kill me you could I guess. I am a republican though. Just so you know I wasn't lying.

[Iron Ham]

We already went through this. I am not a bad senator.
I am a republican though.

Contradicting yourself? :p

I keed, I keed!

(Women rule!1!!!!!!1oneone!)

[Uknown352]

No Deaths :). Good to see everyone had their hands clean tonight.

[Vevilaughs]

My dearest constituents, due to personal health concerns of a most serious matter, I find at this time I most resign from my seat on the Senate so I may concentrate on my health and well-being of myself and my family. While I feel disappointed that I will not be able to fulfill the duties I was elected to uphold, I also realize that while I handle this personal matter, I will not be able to satisfy those duties. While the support of my family has allowed me to balance my family responsibilities with my role in the Senate, even with their love, I will also need to concentrate all my personal efforts on the battle ahead. It is also imperative for the people of my great state to have representation that is 100% available to them. It is with these truths in place that I effectively submit my resignation.

[Iron Ham]

My dearest constituents, due to personal health concerns of a most serious matter, I find at this time I most resign from my seat on the Senate so I may concentrate on my health and well-being of myself and my family. While I feel disappointed that I will not be able to fulfill the duties I was elected to uphold, I also realize that while I handle this personal matter, I will not be able to satisfy those duties. While the support of my family has allowed me to balance my family responsibilities with my role in the Senate, even with their love, I will also need to concentrate all my personal efforts on the battle ahead. It is also imperative for the people of my great state to have representation that is 100% available to them. It is with these truths in place that I effectively submit my resignation. Uh... Get well soon?

[GroovyBoy]

My dearest constituents, due to personal health concerns of a most serious matter, I find at this time I most resign from my seat on the Senate so I may concentrate on my health and well-being of myself and my family. While I feel disappointed that I will not be able to fulfill the duties I was elected to uphold, I also realize that while I handle this personal matter, I will not be able to satisfy those duties. While the support of my family has allowed me to balance my family responsibilities with my role in the Senate, even with their love, I will also need to concentrate all my personal efforts on the battle ahead. It is also imperative for the people of my great state to have representation that is 100% available to them. It is with these truths in place that I effectively submit my resignation.

Vevilaughs has quit the Senate. He was Wendy City (R- Illinois), the Framer (Corrupt [=mafia])

[GroovyBoy]

Impeachment Count

Raiserb1ade (2): Darius_Dax1, da-Craig-O
Darius_Dax1 (1): Raiserb1ade

9 is a majority!

[Uknown352]

Hahahha get it? Wendy City? From Illinois? Maybe she can go hang out with Fred Checkin from Kentucky. My chest is hurting from laughing so hard at that one.

[Raiserb1ade]

Vevilaughs has quit the Senate. He was Wendy City (R- Illinois), the Framer (Corrupt [=mafia])


Doesn't that disprove Craig's theory that the mafia is the good senators?

:grin:

[da-Craig-O]

Doesn't that disprove Craig's theory that the mafia is the good senators?

:grin:


It sure does...at least a bit. I'm glad that I finally nabbed me a mafioso.


withdraw vote

[hellskingpin]

Impeach Darius Dax

[Raiserb1ade]

Hey I was just kidding with my vote Mr. Kingpin. I don't think we should really lynch Mr. Dax.


Withdraw Vote

[GroovyBoy]

What a surprise, another day with no impeachment.

Night 5 begins! Get those PMs in...

[GroovyBoy]

The last couple of nights had been washouts, but you had a good feeling about this one. It takes a village and all that, and you’d make sure the right village was doing the raising.

“So, what do you think about President Jass’ secret panel on corruption?”

“I think it’s a great idea,” said your target with way too much enthusiam. “One of the reasons I came to Washington was to show my constituents that not every politician is lining their own pockets. I hope I can aid the President in a major capacity one day.”

Well, #### this guy.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Yor head was pounding, and you had business to attend to. You were so anxious, you counted down the number of hallways you had to walk to get to your destination: five, four, three, two, no, no, no, no, NO! Not him again! Okay, maybe this was a coincidence and he wasn’t here for you. Yeah, he’s gonna walk right by. Carp, he’s looking at you and slowing down...

“I finished the #### NAATK report!” you protested way too loudly.

“Ah, good job,” he said calmly, with a polite smile on his face. “Don’t forget to make enough copies for all the primaries. No, I’m here today about the Andorran Trade Conference. Has your office drafted the protocols yet?”

“Yes!” you answered triumphantly.

“Great. Secretary Richards is in my office. Let’s go grab ‘em and go over it with him. He’s a busy man, you know.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

“Oh yeah,” you said to yourself as you sifted through the files of the vault, “People love this guy.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

As you slumped into your office seat in disappointment, you noticed the red envelope on your desk. Maybe it was a little bonus from the Big Guy. Upon opening it, you realized you couldn’t have been more wrong. Inside was all the evidence about your complicity in the Chinese product scandal. Copies of the documents which proved you knew everything that China made contained toxic levels of beryllium, yet you allowed all of it to be shipped and sold to America anyway: the Anorexic Annie dolls, the tartar-control peanut butter, the collectable superhero figures. Along with the damning evidence was a note that read, “You know what I want.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You trust your gut. And what your gut was telling you wasn’t pretty. You made another Xiang Xung peanut butter sandwich to calm it down.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

After several days of rifling through mounds of paperwork, hitting the phones, and unleashing throngs of manpower, a single thought came to your mind: This could be the least corrupt Senate since the founding of the country.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Day 6 begins! 16 players remain. 8 votes is a majority (trust me).

hellskingpin is immune to impeachment today.

[da-Craig-O]

Still no deaths. That's good. Only one mafia so far though.

Vote: Lynch Iron Ham

[Uknown352]

Guys I had a good night last night. I can tell you with 90% Certainty that Raiserb1ade is corrupt. I only say 90% because of the chance that I may be a crazy cop and if I am then I can tell you of a few others. But for now let's go with my stomach and say I am not crazy and Raiserb1ade is evil.

Vote:Lynch RaiserB1ade

[Raiserb1ade]

Da-craig-O already proved that I am not corrupt....

[Uknown352]

It may have disproven his theory but my info tells me that you are corrupt but in case I am a crazy cop I have someone else who it said wasn't corrupt that we can lynch/nk if I'm wrong. So while my hands may be tied about what Craig-o said my info still stands.

[Raiserb1ade]

It may have disproven his theory but my info tells me that you are corrupt but in case I am a crazy cop I have someone else who it said wasn't corrupt that we can lynch/nk if I'm wrong. So while my hands may be tied about what Craig-o said my info still stands.


So either da-Craig-O is lying and I am corrupt or you are crazy and I am not corrupt.


Hmmmmmm.

:grin: Go ahead and lynch me Mr. Unknown but it will just be a waste for you guys.

[Uknown352]

Alright let's lynch you then I have the guts to do it. Oh and thanks for the cooperation Mr Mafia/Innocent/something. When we get closer to votes I'll tell you guys who the other person is just in case I am crazy. Oh and as a favor Raiser I'll check out Craig O tonight and see what he's up to that is if you aren't mafia.

[jsoccerdude]

I can go for that.

Lynch Raiserb1ade

[Darkseid Sr.]

Raserb1ade was targeted by a whole group of people last night: da-Craig-o, hellskingpin, jsoccerdude, and Vevilaughs...

[Raiserb1ade]

I think Jsoccedude is up to something though.

Why haven't we lynched anyone from that list of three possible corrupt senators?

[loganspeedo]

EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it!!!!

An article in today’s Washington Post talks about a secret Presidential Panel on Congressional Corruption. An anonymous source has come forward and said that certain senators have been interviewed by said panel, and the following senators are believed to be dirty:

[Iron Ham]
[jsoccerdude]
[Rokk_Krinn]

Due to the holidays, Day 4 will be extended to at least 36 hours (unless an impeachment occurs sooner)...

Jsoccerdude was a prime target previously and I believe he is still dangerous. Plus someone else has started voting for him.

Impeach Vote: jsoccerdude

[Raiserb1ade]

Last time we just didn't get enough votes to lynch him.

[jsoccerdude]

I tried to roleblock B1ade but I was blocked myself.

If we're lynching from the list of "possibles", why if there are 3 are we just singling me out?

Ham was before me on the list, why don't we start with him? Specially since I told you all my role.

How bout we lynch a quiet person or something?

[Raiserb1ade]

Because Ham is part of the mason group. The feminazis or something like that.

[Iron Ham]

I tried to roleblock B1ade but I was blocked myself.

If we're lynching from the list of "possibles", why if there are 3 are we just singling me out?

Ham was before me on the list, why don't we start with him? Specially since I told you all my role.

How bout we lynch a quiet person or something? Bbecause they have started with me. Twice. :tired: And I have been vouched for.


GO WOMEN!

[Uknown352]

Guys I am flat out telling you RaiserB1ade is corrupt. If he isn't then I my other target is. Or would you guys rather go on a gut feeling and go for a mystery target we know nothing about? I think facts would go first....

[jsoccerdude]

Uknown seems to have some concrete proof about Blade.
All we have about me(after I've roleclaimed time and time again) is an anonymous source.

[GroovyBoy]

Ooooh, a three-horse race!

Iron Ham (1)- da-Craig-o
Raiserb1ade (2)- Uknown352, jsoccerdude
jsoccerdude (1)- loganspeedo

8 is a majority! Roughly 18 hours left to impeach!

[da-Craig-O]

I disproved nothing about Raiserb1ade. All I know is that my night power didn't work on him. It has worked on 1 corrupt and 1 town so far, so I don't know what that means for sure about RB. I agree with Uknown's feelings though.

Change vote: Lynch Raiserb1ade

[loganspeedo]

In case you forgot the surviving senators:
1) RasierB1ade
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
7) da-Craig-O
8) hellskingpin
9) Doombot 3.1
10) Antipathy
11) Uknown352
12) jsoccerdude
13) Biz567
14) Rokk_Krinn
15) Amora’s_best_friend
16) Darkseid Sr.

renumbered for clarity

[loganspeedo]

Change impeach vote: Raiserb1ade

Let's all be on the same page for once, for better or worse.

[darius_dax1]

Impeach vote: Raiserb1ade

[Amora's_best_friend]

Vote : Raiserb1ade

[darius_dax1]

Just 2 more votes and heads will roll.

[loganspeedo]

I suggest forming a panel to discuss the committee to locate the rock to those rollin' head. You can't have roll without rock in front of it.

[Iron Ham]

vote: Impeach Raiserblade

[Rokk_Krinn]

I suggest forming a panel to discuss the committee to locate the rock to those rollin' head. You can't have roll without rock in front of it.

That sounds like a call for me to wake up and stop sending my aides to check on things. :)

Lynch Vote: Raiserb1ade

[Uknown352]

Alright Guys if he does turn up good then ABF is Corrupt so that's where we are placing our hands tonight....Wow that sounded so wrong.

[da-Craig-O]

So we have a lynch on Raiserb1ade and hellskingpin will probably be tendering his resignation any time now...

Sounds like we are starting to make some progress. :)

[jsoccerdude]

Alright, I'll block ABF tonight.

[da-Craig-O]

Alright, I'll block ABF tonight.

ABF is my mason buddy so I wouldn't worry about him.

[jsoccerdude]

Okeydokey.

Anyone have a suggestion as to someone who needs to be blocked?

[Raiserb1ade]

So you guys have a majority on me now? Oh well :(

[GroovyBoy]

A majority has been reached!

Although Vice President Richard Face was the presiding officer of the Senate, it wasn't often that he made presentations. "Some disturbing evidence has come to light. Due to the recent terrorist badger scare, most details of which I have classified Super Duper Top Secret, we recently added cameras to the garbage disposal area of the building."

While most of the senators had no idea where this was going, one man suddenly felt like the walls were closing in on him.

"After reviewing the tapes as per weekly protocol, we have discovered that someone has been using the garbage chutes to transport dead bodies from various offices without being detected. The bodies in question are those senators that have recently gone missing. A warrant was issued to search the perpetrator's house just two hours ago, where the remains of these senators were found in conditions I am too horrified to relate in public."

"Well, who is the responsible man?" asked an impatient senator.

Vice President Face leveled his steady gaze, which only failed him in deer hunting once in a while, at a man who had begun to blush a deep red. "Him," he said pointing. "Fred Bongwater of Oregon."

Fred knew the jig was up, and tried to run, but was held down almost immediately by security guards which had been sneaking up on him the entire time. "Damn you!" he cried. "Damn you all! Can't you see who's pulling your strings? You're all puppets for Knees and Toes! Those bastards wouldn't led me in their club all those years ago, and now they're using you! Mark my words, they'll destroy you! Destroy all of you!" He was still raving as he was led away.

"Well, I don't see how this day could get any weirder," said one senator to another.

Just then, an aide came in and whispered something to VP Face, who grew a grim countenance. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. Senator Snowbird was found dead in her office, apparently the victim of an overdose..."

Raiserb1ade has left the Senate. He was Fred Bongwater (R- Oregon), Cannibal of Peers (Neutral/Town).

hellskingpin is dead. He was Esther Snowbird (D- Arizona), Minion (Corrupt).

Night 6 begins! 14 players remain! Get those PMs in!

Those left:
2) Iron Ham
3) loganspeedo
4) Shadow40
5) Darius_Dax1
6) DarkCorsair
7) da-Craig-O
9) Doombot 3.1
10) Antipathy
11) Uknown352
12) jsoccerdude
13) Biz567
14) Rokk_Krinn
15) Amora’s_best_friend
16) Darkseid Sr.

[GroovyBoy]

Night 6

With all the crazy things going on in the Senate, you finally decided to get off the sidelines and get in the action. The only problem was, as a relatively new member, you weren’t exactly sure how to go about things. While you were pondering the situation, one of your coworkers strode up to you.

“Mr. Hedd, have you done all the required reading for your junior seminar tomorrow?”

Oh carp. With all the craziness going on, you had completely forgotten about it. “No,” you replied sheepishly.

“Well, then I suggest to get to work.”

Looks like saving the Senate will have to wait another day.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You had a red envelope all ready, but a kindly senator was standing right next to your target’s door. “Good evening, sir. What brings you here today?”

“I just had something I’d like to go over with our colleague,” you lied glibly.

“I’m afraid he has a lot on his plate right now. Is there anything I can bring to him?”

Most definitely not. “Uh, no. I’ll just touch base with him later.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You wanted a little face time with a coworker, to see what your gut would say about him. But when you got to his office door, one of your coworkers was standing there as if he had nothing better to do.

“Ah, Mr. Driller. How are you this evening?” he asked.

“Just fine. Here to see Senator Cage.”

“I’m afraid he’s up to his neck in work. I’ve just been with him, and he asked that nobody disturb him. Maybe you’ll have better luck tomorrow.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You were about to dive into the stacks for what hoped to be an enlightening search, when you nearly jumped out of your skin at the sound of a human voice.

“Mr. Eye, are you in here?” asked the voice from the front of the room.

You recognized the speaker, a veteran. “Yes, Phillip, I’m back here.” A few seconds later, the pleasant man was a few feet away from you. “What are you doing here?” you asked. “Nobody comes down here.”

“Why, I was looking for you. I still owe you dinner from our OSU/Pitt wager. What do you say we grab something at Chez Freak right now?”

You did want to do some research, but it’s hard to pass up Chez Freak. “Okay, you’re on.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

You were treading softly, because you couldn’t get a good read on your target, and you also had the feeling he was dejected about something. “Can you believe President Jass with his panels and accusations about corruption in the Senate?”

“Oh, I believe him. There’s no doubt that Congress is filled with guys out for themselves. The thing about Jass is that he’s a complete idiot and doesn’t have the first clue about how to fix a flat tire, much less goverment.”

Abort, abort, abort. “That’s what I mean. Pressident Jass, what a moron!”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Everybody made it out okay! Day 7 begins! 14 players remaining, 8 votes is a majority!

[Darkseid Sr.]

It's about friggin' time!

[loganspeedo]

I suggest forming a committee on time keeping practices and policies, After a four hour lunch that is.

[Iron Ham]

Vote: Shadow40

Logic dictates that I vote for him, and he's also a sloppy desser!

(Go women!)

[da-Craig-O]

Reason why, Iron Ham?

Also, it appears that whomever Rokk Krinn is he had protection last night. I choose to believe that means he is town and that a mistake was avoided. I hope I am right.

[loganspeedo]

Always beware the quiet guys:

Impeach Vote: Shadow40

[Iron Ham]

Reason why, Iron Ham?

Also, it appears that whomever Rokk Krinn is he had protection last night. I choose to believe that means he is town and that a mistake was avoided. I hope I am right. I told you why! He is a sloppy dresser!

[Iron Ham]

I told you why! He is a sloppy dresser!

Carp! Forgot my post restriction!

To make up for it: GO WOMEN GO WOMEN GO WOMEN GO WOMEN!

[Uknown352]

My eyes tell me that Iron Ham is making a foolish move but my brain tells me that he is being forced to make that foolish move.

[Iron Ham]

My eyes tell me that Iron Ham is making a foolish move but my brain tells me that he is being forced to make that foolish move. No! Logic dictates I vote for him!

[Uknown352]

Now my eyes tell me you forgot your restriction......again!

[Iron Ham]

Now my eyes tell me you forgot your restriction......again!

I hate this damn restriction. A woman could have come up with a better one.

[GroovyBoy]

One too many times forgetting post restrictions (sorry).

Iron Ham has been modkilled! He was Granola Sandalwood (R- California), the Paragon of Virtue (but oddly Corrupt).

13 players remain!

[GroovyBoy]

now 7 votes will Impeach...

[loganspeedo]

That's a feminist for you, however, I believed him about Shadow40 and my investigations have narrowed it down between him and another couple of people whom I am checking out. I have a strong feeling about him and my impeach vote stands.

[Shadow40]

Billy Bob Driller here, you want me to plant my Oklahoma foot in your rear. I am in the write-up so don't try going to impeach me. I am not corrupt.

Nice to see someone is going to take a corrupt Senators word. Makes me wonder about you.

[DarkCorsair]

That's a feminist for you, however, I believed him about Shadow40 and my investigations have narrowed it down between him and another couple of people whom I am checking out. I have a strong feeling about him and my impeach vote stands.

Well, that gives us the best (apparent) lead we've had in a little while. I'm willing to back you for the moment, senator.

Vote: Shadow40

[Darkseid Sr.]

Vote: Shadow40

[Amora's_best_friend]

Vote : Shadow40

[Shadow40]

HELLO, I'm in the write-up and you are listening to a corrupt person who was acting like he was mind-controlled. So where do I stick my foot?

You wanted a little face time with a coworker, to see what your gut would say about him. But when you got to his office door, one of your coworkers was standing there as if he had nothing better to do.

“Ah, Mr. Driller. How are you this evening?” he asked.

“Just fine. Here to see Senator Cage.”

“I’m afraid he’s up to his neck in work. I’ve just been with him, and he asked that nobody disturb him. Maybe you’ll have better luck tomorrow.”

[Shadow40]

I love the way the votes are coming in so fast? I feel a pain in my chest the way you are picking on me.

[Amora's_best_friend]

In that case

Vote : loganspeedo

[DarkCorsair]

HELLO, I'm in the write-up and you are listening to a corrupt person who was acting like he was mind-controlled. So where do I stick my foot?

Actually, I'm listening to the guy who claims to have some relatively good info. Also, with all this threat of foot-sticking, I can't imagine you were up to anything good last night, trying to get in to see a fellow senator. But I'm willing to hear you out a bit more.

Withdraw Vote for now.

[Shadow40]

Loganspeedo, why did you believe a corrupt Iron Ham? I would like to know that before I impeach you and use my leg to kick you.

[Shadow40]

You wanted a little face time with a coworker, to see what your gut would say about him. But when you got to his office door, one of your coworkers was standing there as if he had nothing better to do.

What does this sound like?

Oh yeah, it really sounds bad, ooohhh I am corrupt. I'm following my gut feelings. Yeah whatever. But look at how fast the votes piled up.

[loganspeedo]

I don't believe a corrupt Iron Ham, I just agreed with him, I have different reasons for my voting. Anyway: Texas is where all the real oil is, how do we know your not a special interest group.

[Shadow40]

I don't believe a corrupt Iron Ham, I just agreed with him, I have different reasons for my voting. Anyway: Texas is where all the real oil is, how do we know your not a special interest group.

Impeach: Loganspeedo


So there was no real reason you are willing to share, is that it? I shall use my hand to write up the impeachment papers on you.

[loganspeedo]

I've been investigating people throughout this game and have narrowed it down to a few prime suspects. Your "threatening" reactions lead me to believe I'm on the right track. And I am from Texas, so I know a thing or two about oil.

[Shadow40]

I've been investigating people throughout this game and have narrowed it down to a few prime suspects. Your "threatening" reactions lead me to believe I'm on the right track. And I am from Texas, so I know a thing or two about oil.

You are following the wrong track. I gave you a chance to prove why I shouldn't vote for you and you cannot prove I am corrupt, which I am not. So I put an impeachment vote on you. So yeah, I am real threatening. Read the write-up does that seem threatening? If so, no wonder our government is so screwed up. You haven't a leg to stand on when you find out I'm not corrupt. I hope they impeach you next if I go down for leading the government astray.