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bigbro911
01/03/2008, 11:11
This just in...crazed monkeys assault a group of nuns at a local zoo. Back to you Bob...
(post your "this just in" news headline. It's fun! You know you want to!)
jackstar7
01/03/2008, 13:38
This just in... the clix you just bought will be used in a future act of humiliation against your grandparents.
Film at 11.
DocDoom187
01/03/2008, 21:19
This just in...Crazed nun assaults a group of monkeys at a local zoo...
Full story at 10:47
:p
Is there a point to this thread that I'm just missing, or should it be in Another Realm?
DocDoom187
01/03/2008, 21:44
Is there a point to this thread that I'm just missing, or should it be in Another Realm?
This forum is called "The News" this is fake news. So it does sort of fit.
This just in, scientists in Philadelphia have a break through with the 1,000 mile betsy. Time starts going backward.
Full story at 11....I mean 10....I mean...err...Full story later.
:p
JackAssterson
01/04/2008, 04:53
A lot of the news going on today isn't technically supposed to BE discussed on this site, so we might as well go on about the nun monkeys.
jackstar7
01/04/2008, 12:22
Wait... can we talk about that stuff now? Maybe just in here where no one is looking?
Superfro
01/04/2008, 18:31
Wait... can we talk about that stuff now? Maybe just in here where no one is looking?
We're always looking. ;)
JackAssterson
01/04/2008, 22:57
We're always looking. ;)
CHEESE IT! THE FEDS!
Why "the News" section anyhoo? Since, like we were saying, a lot of what's on the news we're not technically supposed to be talking about on this site 'cause people get mad and start the fussin' and the feudin'.
Maybe if we used code words. Like Bupcoming Bew Bampshire Baucuses.
Or dolphin code.
:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: * :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :g-starburst: :m-dolphin:
DocDoom187
01/05/2008, 22:11
Or dolphin code.
:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: * :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :g-starburst: :m-dolphin:
I DEMAND you warn him for those vulgar, immature, profane remarks!
:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :bolt: :bolt: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :g-starburst: :g-starburst: your mom :m-dolphin: :g-giant: :g-giant: :g-starburst: :d-normal:
Pashmina
01/09/2008, 20:31
*prefers to just report news*
Apparently Hillary's team have put all system's go, and have had some staff changes, with the aim now on the big prize. They've conceeded that they aren't likely to beat Obama in South Carolina.
Ever done Modern Studies?
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 20:34
*prefers to just report news*
Apparently Hillary's team have put all system's go, and have had some staff changes, with the aim now on the big prize. They've conceeded that they aren't likely to beat Obama in South Carolina.
Ever done Modern Studies?
Ever done your mom? 'Cuz I did last night!
AL CPWNED!!!!!
[/immaturity]
:p
BudPalmer
01/09/2008, 20:36
This just in, Big Brother is always watching. :noid:
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 20:55
This just in, Big Brother is always watching. :noid:
Ok. I'm really really really scared right now...
About 3 hours ago, I randomly decided to read 1984 by Orwell.
SPOOKY.:confused:
(And damn is that a good book)
CarlosMucha
01/09/2008, 20:58
...A plane has just crashed in the bigest Miami's cemetery! After 6 hours of reseach the police have found 2358 dead bodies and counting!
More info at 10 PM!
We interrupt this thread with a breaking news story. 1000 Mile Betsy was last seen in what can only be called the "Wizkid's Monday" thread. Be warned that 1000 Mile Betsy is armed and considered to be quite dangerous. Do npot attempt to approach 1000 Mile Betsy. Do not try to take on 1000 Mile Betsy by yourself. Lock yourself inside your home and call the proper authorities.
JackAssterson
01/09/2008, 22:19
We interrupt this thread with a breaking news story. 1000 Mile Betsy was last seen in what can only be called the "Wizkid's Monday" thread. Be warned that 1000 Mile Betsy is armed and considered to be quite dangerous. Do npot attempt to approach 1000 Mile Betsy. Do not try to take on 1000 Mile Betsy by yourself. Lock yourself inside your home and call the proper authorities.
Um, ok.
:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin:
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 22:21
:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin:
Ooooo
K-Ness's momma was just BURNED
Ooooo
K-Ness's momma was just BURNED
No! Not my momma!
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 22:27
No! Not my momma!
Too bad you don't know Dolphin code....
I'll teach you for a 5 time fee of 50 bucks.
Too bad you don't know Dolphin code....
I'll teach you for a 5 time fee of 50 bucks.
5 time fee? What a bargain!
I'd try to learn, but 1000 Mile Betsy is at my door. I have to grab my gun.
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 22:29
You can't kill thoughts!
CarlosMucha
01/09/2008, 22:31
You can't kill thoughts!
well, I'm pretty sure you can kill your brain and everything inside and around if you watch "The view".
You can't kill thoughts!
Alas, I am dead before I leave my chair.
well, I'm pretty sure you can kill your brain if you watch "The view".
Or read enough of your posts. :p
CarlosMucha
01/09/2008, 22:33
Alas, I am dead before I leave my chair.
EEEWWW don't tell me that your chair is that kind of chair with W.C. like the one from "idiocracy".
EEEWWW don't tell me that your chair is that kid of chair with W.C. like the one from "idiocracy".
I.... don't know. WHAT?!
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 22:37
Or read enough of your posts. :p
Was thinking the same thing. :p
Was thinking the same thing. :p
GAH! Get the brain bleach!
DocDoom187
01/09/2008, 22:44
I've got the best 'brain bleach' of all.
*puts revolver to Kenny's head*
I've got the best 'brain bleach' of all.
*puts revolver to Kenny's head*If I had a dime for every person who wanted to kill me... :rolleyes:
madslaust
01/12/2008, 10:21
If I had a dime for every person who wanted to kill me... :rolleyes:
If I give you a dollar, am I good for awhile?
BudPalmer
01/13/2008, 00:23
This just in:
BudPalmer wins Esme Cuckoo with worst pull ever.
madslaust
01/13/2008, 17:24
This just in:
BudPalmer wins Esme Cuckoo with worst pull ever.
What was it?
BudPalmer
01/13/2008, 23:26
The pull was:
Black Tom x 2
Shatterstar
Cuckoo
Morph
Chamber
Miek
The Hood
Professor X
Iceman (1st class)
Jarella
Janet Pym
The team I played was
Black Tom
Shatterstar
Cuckoo
Chamber
Morph
Jarella
Janet Pym
I was rolling super senses and shape change like a machine. I got very lucky.
madslaust
01/14/2008, 16:42
God, that IS awful.
HCannonFodder
01/14/2008, 19:42
THIS JUST IN:
I bought a V CT Dr. Doom at a comic convention yesterday, went to a different booth, and traded it for a HoM Spider-Man - I got a Spider-Man for $4!!!
How's it look out there, Ollie?
madslaust
01/15/2008, 09:14
This just in...
Actually, it just left.
Ok. I'm really really really scared right now...
About 3 hours ago, I randomly decided to read 1984 by Orwell.
SPOOKY.:confused:
(And damn is that a good book)
Not it is not
All government is good, especially caring cradle to grave socialist ones
Just dump your copy in the nearest convenient memory hole
And get down to the zoo. Nuns need your help! (or monkeys, if you are so inclined)
JKLantern
01/19/2008, 13:28
This just in...
Sam Garbagecan is missing!
Pashmina
01/19/2008, 14:50
Lee Myung-bak was elected president of South Korea in December, with experts in "poonsgoo" (similar to the Chinese feng shui) attributing the victory in part to the favorable location of his ancestors' graves, which is an important predictor of good fortune. Candidates not so lucky spent part of the campaign moving their ancestors' remains to better sites. Former president Kim Dae-jung is said to have learned the hard way, losing an earlier election with poor burial location, then winning after moving some dead relatives around, according to a November Reuters dispatch.
CustomCreator
01/21/2008, 12:50
Like many internet service providers, the welcome screen on mine has several "news blurbs", little headlines which you can click on to get the full story if the headline interests you.
Normally I don't bother to get the full story, but one I saw recently just intrigued the hell out of me: "Lindsay Lohan to work in morgue as punishment."
I just had to see what the morgue was being punished for.
JKLantern
01/23/2008, 22:46
Like many internet service providers, the welcome screen on mine has several "news blurbs", little headlines which you can click on to get the full story if the headline interests you.
Normally I don't bother to get the full story, but one I saw recently just intrigued the hell out of me: "Lindsay Lohan to work in morgue as punishment."
I just had to see what the morgue was being punished for.
The morgue was around all those dead people. Seems kinda suspicious to me...
BudPalmer
01/23/2008, 22:57
This just in: JKLantern poops his pants and how it affects your whole family. More at eleven.
Watch or die!!!
JKLantern
01/23/2008, 23:09
This just in: JKLantern poops his pants and how it affects your whole family. More at eleven.
Watch or die!!!
Yesterday's news.
Although it might be tonight's news too, the way things are goin'. Luckily, I keep a bottle o' Pepto around for just such an emergency.
Yesterday's news.
Although it might be tonight's news too, the way things are goin'. Luckily, I keep a bottle o' Pepto around for just such an emergency.
You pooped your pants yesterday? Eww....
BudPalmer
01/23/2008, 23:28
You pooped your pants yesterday? Eww....
You're more offended by that than his plan to do it again tonight? :confused:
JKLantern
01/23/2008, 23:39
You pooped your pants yesterday? Eww....
Came damn close. Middle of one of the Frat's Rush Events immediately outside my bathroom, too. It was an interesting night, to say the least.
Frontman
01/27/2008, 09:41
Good evening Mr and Mrs America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.
FLASH!!! (ahhhhh, Savior of the Universe!!)
This just in:
The sky is blue, water is wet; and Satan Claus is out there.
Back to you.
There is actually a memory eraser that works so you can remove all the images from this thread that have planted themselves in your brain
Mr Burns:'Smithers use the memory eraser'
Smithers:'You mean the revolver sir?'
Mr Burns:'Yes, and don't forget to wipe your memory when you're done'
BudPalmer
01/28/2008, 22:02
This just in: Wizkids cannot do anything right (Just ask their fans ;)).
Darkseid Sr.
01/29/2008, 21:49
This just in...
I'm not wearing any pants!
Back to you, Dick.
JKLantern
01/30/2008, 00:38
This just in...
I'm not wearing any pants!
Down to you, Dick.
Fixed it for ya.
BudPalmer
01/30/2008, 10:25
This just in: BudPalmer is still searching for the SR Emma Frost. He has lots to offer in trade. He will trade in your favor (sweetening any deal with nons/rares or cardboard).
Darkseid Sr.
01/30/2008, 13:40
Fixed it for ya.
Whoa, didn't see that comin'! :cheeky:
SeekerMuadib
01/30/2008, 14:00
This just in....
I have an effin headache that will not stop....
I think I need to ventilate my head to relieve the pressure....
Any one got a cordless screw gun????? Hahahahaha
BudPalmer
01/30/2008, 22:40
This just in: SeekerMuadib's head is still hurting and he's all out of sharp drill bits.
JKLantern
01/30/2008, 22:48
This just in: SeekerMuadib's head is still hurting and he's all out of sharp drill bits.
This just in. JK's gonna have trouble passin' those in the morning.
The Mattador
02/02/2008, 17:28
I'm Dick Schittman, and this just in...I'm Dick Schittman...doesn't anyone think I have a funny name...come on guys...I'm not posting the latest news until someone laughs...!
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