Truth, Half-Truth, Lie

[JackAssterson]

Simple enough: which is the truth, which is the half-truth, which is the lie?

I've expressed my admiration of a bloody slaughter on the steps of Sesame Street.

I've eaten sandpaper, though it didn't stay down long.

I had a bit part in a (very) low budget student monster movie.

[JKLantern]

Simple enough: which is the truth, which is the half-truth, which is the lie?

I've expressed my admiration of a bloody slaughter on the steps of Sesame Street.

I've eaten sandpaper, though it didn't stay down long.

I had a bit part in a (very) low budget student monster movie.

1. Half Truth

2. Lie

3. Truth.

[darius_dax1]

I've expressed my admiration of a bloody slaughter on the steps of Sesame Street. lie

You don't know where Sesame Street is located...

I've eaten sandpaper, though it didn't stay down long. truth

You are a gritty individual with a gravel-like voice.

I had a bit part in a (very) low budget student monster movie. half-truth

It wasn't a student film or it had a different budget.

[HCannonFodder]

I've expressed my admiration of a bloody slaughter on the steps of Sesame Street.

LIE - if the singers they hired to do the theme song need to know how to get there, then I don't think you know!!

I've eaten sandpaper, though it didn't stay down long.

HALF TRUE - EVERYBODY knows that you've got to coat it in tar, first!!!

I had a bit part in a (very) low budget student monster movie.

TRUE - Although I wish to hear NOTHING more about what you had to do to get tuition money! Also, does that person know you call them a monster? I bet the other greeks (fraternity/sorority, not nationality) don't appreciate that, at all!!!

[JackAssterson]

Nobody has it right yet.

[Thawmus]

Truth.

Half-truth.

Lie.

[JackAssterson]

Truth.

Half-truth.

Lie.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner.

1. When I was much, much younger I did a brief unpaid spot for a local PBS reading thing. They had steps that had been used in Sesame Street that you sat on as you talked about some book that you liked.

The book I chose was "Dick Tracy" by Max Allen Collins, based off of the movie. We explain what our favorite part of the book was, so I said "the crook's poker game". In the book the crooks are tommy-gunned to death.

2. It stayed down just fine.

3. Complete fabrication.

[Thawmus]

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a weiner.

1. When I was much, much younger I did a brief unpaid spot for a local PBS reading thing. They had steps that had been used in Sesame Street that you sat on as you talked about some book that you liked.

The book I chose was "Dick Tracy" by Max Allen Collins, based off of the movie. We explain what our favorite part of the book was, so I said "the crook's poker game". In the book the crooks are tommy-gunned to death.

2. It stayed down just fine.

3. Complete fabrication.

Yay, I'm a wiener! What do I wien???

[JKLantern]

Yay, I'm a wiener! What do I wien???

Your turn to put a truth, half truth, and a lie up. And the ire of your fellow players.

[DocDoom187]

2. It stayed down just fine.
That explains so much.

:cheeky:

:laugh:

[Thawmus]

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands.

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents.

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection.

[DocDoom187]

Truth, Half Truth, lie.

[JKLantern]

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands.

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents.

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection.

1. Lie. Naaaah.
2. Truth: Fatal for someone else!
3. Half truth: not with perfection

[darius_dax1]

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands.
LIE! If it was a leg-sweep I might believe it.

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents.
Half-truth...they were near fatal.

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection.
True. I hear your voice is like a siren's song*.






*or maybe just a siren in which case my answer would be incorrect.

[splashy66]

Truth

Half Truth

Lie

[DocDoom187]

Truth

Half Truth

Lie
Stop cheating off my paper!


:p

[Thawmus]

None correct. Keep trying. :)

[splashy66]

Stop cheating off my paper!


:p

Heh, apologies it was the laptop lagging I swear:noid:

[JackAssterson]

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands. Half-truth -- Leg swept 'em

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents. Truth

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection. Lie

:m-dolphin: :m-dolphin: :m-dolphin:

[Thawmus]

Wow.... :surprised

We're still without the correct answer. :surprised

Oh well, guess that means we need to wait for more people to try. :classic:

[JKLantern]

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth?

[Thawmus]

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth?

Sorry, afraid not.

Are you allowed multiple tries, Jack?

[JackAssterson]

Are you allowed multiple tries, Jack?

Sure. :a-fist: :m-boot-trans: :g-starburst:

[JKLantern]

Sorry, afraid not.

Are you allowed multiple tries, Jack?

Well, the only answer left is:

Bourbon
Scotch
Beer

[Thawmus]

Sure. :a-fist: :m-boot-trans: :g-starburst:

Ow! That friggin' hurt!!! :angry:

[The BoyBlunder]

Half-truth. It wasn't nearly.

Truth

Lie

[Thawmus]

Half-truth. It wasn't nearly.

I'm a murder-ar? :confused:

Keep guessing. :classic:

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands.

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents.

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection.

Half Truth

Lie

Truth

[Thawmus]

Half Truth

Lie

Truth


And we have a winner!!! :)

1. I've nearly beaten someone to death with my own hands.

-I actually nearly CHOKED someone to death with my own hands. It was in the defense of a friend, who was being bullied in the parking lot at school. I was very scared that this person had a weapon on them, so I grabbed him by his neck, pulled him to the ground, and started strangling until my friend aptly pointed out that the guy was choking. So I let him go. He ran off, never came near us again. And that was the last bit of violence I've ever had to partake in. :classic:

2. I've been in 2 fatal car accidents.

Never been in an accident....*knocks on wood*

Complete lie.

3. I can sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, with perfection.

-Honest-to-God truth. I grew up listening to it as a kid, and I always loved the song. So I actually used it to train my voice, which is why I've been in choir since.....well....I don't remember when I wasn't in choir.

In any case, it's the only song I can actually perform solo, without getting nervous and having my voice crack. :)


Darkseid, you get to post yours, now.

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. I had a full knee-replacement at age 45

2. I have a tatoo

3. I have a birthday card from Joe Paterno

[Thawmus]

1. I had a full knee-replacement at age 45

2. I have a tatoo

3. I have a birthday card from Joe Paterno

1. Half-truth. You had it at a different age.

2. Lie.

3. Truth.

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. Half-truth. You had it at a different age.

2. Lie.

3. Truth.


1. Correct. I had a full knee replacement at age 12.

2. Correct. I lack any ink...

3. Correct. It hangs proudly in my office.

Your go, Thawmus

[Thawmus]

Dang.....I think I'll just defer this to the next poster. I don't have time to think up a new 3.... :laugh:

[JKLantern]

DIBS!

1. I've beaten someone twice my weight in a fight.

2. I've dislocated the same knee more than once in one day.

3. I've met Bon Jovi.

[The BoyBlunder]

DIBS!

1. I've beaten someone twice my weight in a fight.

2. I've dislocated the same knee more than once in one day.

3. I've met Bon Jovi.

half-truth

truth

lie

[Darkseid Sr.]

Truth

Half-Truth

Lie

[JKLantern]

half-truth

truth

lie

Dammit!

1. Beaten someone twice my weight in a fight.
Half Truth. He was being overly physical with a friend in a Nerf Gun War, so I took his ammo. He then tried to take the ammo from me. He ended up with a face full of skull, and decided it wasn't worth the trouble.

2. I've had the same knee dislocate more than once in a day.
Truth. My left knee has been known to dislocate (and relocate) upwards of five times a day. Kinda annoying when you're in a hurry.

3. I've met Bon Jovi.
Lie. My dad has, though.

[The BoyBlunder]

Ha!

1. I want my Grandmother to die.

2. I have an extensive walking stick collection.

3. I lost my virginity at 15.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Truth

Lie

Half-Truth (I'd say lie, but heck, maybe)

[Truffle Shuffle]

Half truth.

Truth.

Lie.

[The BoyBlunder]

Half truth.

Truth.

Lie.
Ding!

My Grandmother is 85, and no longer independant, but refuses to go into assissted living or into a home. So my dad has been over to her place to take care of her every day for the last 4 years, and he did the same for my grandpa 4 years before that. It keeps him from doing the business he needs to make us money, as well as away from us. So yes, I kinda want my Grandmother to die so I can have my dad back, but I also love her and would rather see her alive and happy.

I do indeed have a large collection of walking stick, canes, and staffs. I started collecting young, for some strange reason, and keep it up. I have over 50 that I keep in an umbrella stand in my basement.

Flat out lie. I'm mind blowingly shy around women I have an interest in. Need I say more? :cross-eye

Truffle is up.

[Robo-Onion]

Truth (?)
Half-truth maybe 1 or 2.
Lie (?)

[Robo-Onion]

Ding!

My Grandmother is 85, and no longer independant, but refuses to go into assissted living or into a home. So my dad has been over to her place to take care of her every day for the last 4 years, and he did the same for my grandpa 4 years before that. It keeps him from doing the business he needs to make us money, as well as away from us. So yes, I kinda want my Grandmother to die so I can have my dad back, but I also love her and would rather see her alive and happy.

I do indeed have a large collection of walking stick, canes, and staffs. I started collecting young, for some strange reason, and keep it up. I have over 50 that I keep in an umbrella stand in my basement.

Flat out lie. I'm mind blowingly shy around women I have an interest in. Need I say more? :cross-eye

Truffle is up.
You're a strange person. :laugh:

[The BoyBlunder]

You're a strange person. :laugh:
Was there ever any doubt?

Theres an acual running bet in my old theater class about who will be the last virgin in the class. Its down to three out of 19 some. Funny and sad.

[The BoyBlunder]

Truffle killed the thread. :disappoin

[Truffle Shuffle]

Sorry. Thinking of something now.

[Truffle Shuffle]

1. I don't believe in a higher being.

2. I went to Live Aid and met Tina Turner.

3. I have three gold teeth.

[JackAssterson]

Sorry.

Thinking of something now.

Lie.

True.

:cool:

[Truffle Shuffle]

Wrong.

Half-truth. :p

True.

[The BoyBlunder]

1. I don't believe in a higher being.

2. I went to Live Aid and met Tina Turner.

3. I have three gold teeth.
Half Truth

Truth

Lie

[JKLantern]

Lie: You believe in Fangorn

Half-Truth: You met Tina Turner, but not THAT Tina Turner.

True: Solid Gold, in fact. Oh, wait, now that's a lie. JK just took them.

[Truffle Shuffle]

wrong

and

wrong

[EmperorNorton]

Truth

Lie

Half-Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Lie
Truth
Half Truth

[Truffle Shuffle]

Wrong and wrong

[JackAssterson]

Truth

Half-Truth

Lie

[Truffle Shuffle]

Dingdingdingdingding ...
Truth

Half-Truth

Lie

Didn't meet Tina Turner.

And no gold teeth.

[JackAssterson]

I have seen Oscar the Grouch in person

I have seen Big Bird in person

I have seen Elmo in person

[DocDoom187]

Lie, Truth, Half Truth

[kontrol]

Truth
lie
half truth

[JackAssterson]

Nope, nope

[The BoyBlunder]

I have seen Oscar the Grouch in person

I have seen Big Bird in person

I have seen Elmo in person
Half truth
Truth
Lie

[JackAssterson]

Half truth
Truth
Lie

Nope.

:m-dolphin:

[EmperorNorton]

Truth

Half truth

Lie

[JackAssterson]

Truth

Half truth

Lie

Yup.

I've seen Oscar in the Smithsonian in DC.

I saw Big Bird in Sesame Street Live way back in the day, but none of those were REALLY the things from the show -- they were specifically made for the tour.

I've never seen Elmo.

Now it's time for the Emperor!

[JKLantern]

for the Emperor!

For the EMPEROR!!!

[EmperorNorton]

Okay, here goes.

I have lived in a garage in France for a week.

I once consumed bath additive because I confused it with candy.

I am a member of a secret society.

[JKLantern]

Wow. Tough one.

Lie

Half Truth

Truth.

I could see the last two being swapped.

[EmperorNorton]

Wow. Tough one.

Lie

Half Truth

Truth.

That's wrong.

[DocDoom187]

Half truth

Truth

Lie

[EmperorNorton]

Half truth

Truth

Lie

That is correct.

I spent a week in France in an exchange program and the house of the people I stayed with was a bit odd. The guest room I slept in was accessible only through the garage.

As for the bath additive, I think you'd call it a bath bomb. It was creamy white and looked rather tasty, so I took a bite and got a mouthful of perfumed oil.

Secret societies tend to be a lot less interesting than one might assume, IMO.

[JKLantern]

Secret societies tend to be a lot less interesting than one might assume, IMO.

My Grandfather was a Freemason. I could theoretically find out for you.

[JackAssterson]

My Grandfather was a Freemason. I could theoretically find out for you.

Wouldn't he have to kill you or something?

Or is that the Stonecutters?

[EmperorNorton]

My Grandfather was a Freemason. I could theoretically find out for you.
I've actually taken a class on Freemasonry and have studied it for a bit.
The interesting part was when after two weeks a couple of Freemasons from the local Lodge started to attend said class. Their appearance was a bit mysterious, but they actually diminished my interest in secret societies.

[JKLantern]

Wouldn't he have to kill you or something?


Eh, I'm pretty sure I could take him.

[DocDoom187]

Someone once stuffed a dead body into my locker

I have illegally snuck into an excavation site

I was once beaten to point where I had to be hospitalized

[JackAssterson]

True
Half-True
Lie

[DocDoom187]

True
Half-True
Lie
Nope........

[EmperorNorton]

Lie
Truth
Half truth

[DocDoom187]

Lie
Truth
Half truth
Nope. Try again.

[EmperorNorton]

Half truth
Truth
Lie

[DocDoom187]

Half truth
Truth
Lie
Ding ding ding ding

1)Not a dead body per se, but someone once stabbed an elmo doll through the heart region, tied a string around him, and hanged him, from the roof of my locker

2)In Israel our tour guide snuck us into a fenced off excavation site. We were the first people besides the excavators to see it.

3)Total BS

[EmperorNorton]

I once was hired as a comedian for a local trade show.

I once was in a relationship with a fairy.

I once ate nothing but cereal for six weeks.

[DocDoom187]

Lie

Half Truth

Truth

[EmperorNorton]

Lie

Half Truth

Truth

Nope, sorry.

[The BoyBlunder]

I once was hired as a comedian for a local trade show.

I once was in a relationship with a fairy.

I once ate nothing but cereal for six weeks.
:rolleyes:

[The BoyBlunder]

I once was hired as a comedian for a local trade show.

I once was in a relationship with a fairy.

I once ate nothing but cereal for six weeks.
Lie
Truth
Half Truth

[EmperorNorton]

Lie
Half-truth
Truth
Still not correct.

Lie
Truth
Half Truth
And this isn't, either.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Truth
Lie
Half-truth

[EmperorNorton]

Truth
Lie
Half-truth

That is wrong.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Half-Truth
Truth
Lie?

[EmperorNorton]

Half-Truth
Truth
Lie?

Nope, not correct.

[The BoyBlunder]

Truth
Half-truth
Lie

[EmperorNorton]

Truth
Half-truth
Lie
That is correct and TBB is next.

[The BoyBlunder]

1. I've slept with a large-breasted lesbian.

2. I've jumped out of a moving car.

3. I climbed 12 feet up a brick wall when I was 4.

[JKLantern]

1. I've slept with a large-breasted lesbian.

2. I've jumped out of a moving car.

3. I climbed 12 feet up a brick wall when I was 4.

Half truth

Truth

Lie

[The BoyBlunder]

Half truth

Truth

Lie
Wrong!!!!!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Half-Truth

Truth

[JKLantern]

Truth
Half Truth
Lie...like Mindy...

[The BoyBlunder]

No, and wrong.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Truth

Half-Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Lie

Truth

Half-Truth
How you say... wrong?

[JKLantern]

How you say... wrong?

Here's how:

JK, I would like to Join Battletech Mafia. :devious: ;)

And Lie
Half Truth
Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Here's how:

JK, I would like to Join Battletech Mafia. :devious: ;)

And Lie
Half Truth
Truth
Wrong on both counts I'm afraid. :rolleyes:

[JKLantern]

Wrong on both counts I'm afraid. :rolleyes:

You jerk. Give me back that sandwich.

[JackAssterson]

You jerk. Give me back that *YOINK*

bwahahahahahaahaha

[BudPalmer]

1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.

[DocDoom187]

1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.
Wait your turn!!!:angry: :angry:

[BudPalmer]

Wait your turn!!!:angry: :angry:


I now declare it my turn! :p (You have to admit, it's a good list!);)

[The BoyBlunder]

I now declare it my turn! :p (You have to admit, it's a good list!);)
Back off my turn fool!

[JKLantern]

Back off my turn fool!

I declare it to be the turn of Dave, my Sentient Laundry Pile.

Go ahead Dave. Take your time.

[The BoyBlunder]

I declare it to be the turn of Dave, my Sentient Laundry Pile.

Go ahead Dave. Take your time.
Jokes on you. My name is Dave.

[The BoyBlunder]

No one likes mine?

[JackAssterson]

No one likes mine?

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth?

(If I'm right go to Bud's. We have a backlog)

[The BoyBlunder]

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth?

(If I'm right go to Bud's. We have a backlog)
Nope, sorry.

[JackAssterson]

Half truth
Lie
Truth???

[The BoyBlunder]

Half truth
Lie
Truth???
Yes.

1. We were both staying the night in our friends dormroom, and shared a futon couch. She slept, I did not. Its hard to slumber when the person you are sharing a bed with not only tosses and turns, but curses in their sleep.

2. Never happened. Havn't even jumped out of a stopped one.

3. It was in the gym of my daycare (which I never went back to after). They made the mistake of giving me a certain food that makes me hyper (doesn't matter what, you wouldn't belive me). After lunch, we went to the gym, and they didn't keep careful enough watch on me. The walls were brick, with every third brick or some sticking out. Not enough for a normal person to climb, but it was like a shelf to me. I started climbing, and didn't stop. When they realized I was 12 feet up, they didn't know what to do. They told me to come down, but I said no because I didn't want to get in trouble. So they went and got my mom, who worked in the building. Eventually they talked me down, and everything was fine, except that she never trusted me with them again. I still like heights.

JackA's turn.

[JackAssterson]

JackA's turn.

Bud's turn.

1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.

[JKLantern]

1. Lie
2. Half Truth
3. Truth, I may or may not remember you talking about this on here.

[BudPalmer]

1. Lie
2. Half Truth
3. Truth, I may or may not remember you talking about this on here.

Wrong!!!!!!!!

[Domi]

Truth
Lie
Half truth

If I'm right, blame my psychic powers. If I'm not, blame yourself.

[BudPalmer]

1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.



Truth
Lie
Half truth

If I'm right, blame my psychic powers. If I'm not, blame yourself.

I guess it is all my fault you are wrong.

[JKLantern]

I guess it is all my fault you are wrong.

No, no, no. The wrongness isn't your fault. The itching, however, is.

[Domi]

OK, how's this then:

Lie
Half-Truth
Truth

[BudPalmer]

Well, I did warn him about it before hand.

[BudPalmer]

1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.


OK, how's this then:

Lie
Half-Truth
Truth


I wish I could stop making you wrong!

[Domi]

EDIT: Never mind.

[Domi]

Half-truth,
Truth,
lie?

[BudPalmer]

The good news is there are only a few more possible answers! :laugh:


OOPSS!:

Half-truth,
Truth,
lie?

You got it!

1) We did illegally camp. We were circled by a plane. We did manage to convince a good number of our friends it happened.

2) Before I threw out my ticket stub collection, I had the stub from this show. The next morning I found a piece of glass from the rear window in the pocket of the shirt I had been wearing (I may had still been wearing it). I taped it to the back of the stub.

3) It appanently happened to a guy who used to click with us. I always thought it was an interesting story.

[Domi]

It'd be even better news if I were keeping track of what I'd already posted!

Half truth,
lie,
truth?

[BudPalmer]

It'd be even better news if I were keeping track of what I'd already posted!

Half truth,
lie,
truth?

So, are you listing the other possibilities for fun or what?

[Domi]

So, are you listing the other possibilities for fun or what?

I wrote that before you edited your post.

So then, here's mine:

1. Myself and a friend once dodged, ducked, dipped, dived and dodged our way through the Royal Ontario Museum, humming the Mission Impossible theme, without being seen.

2. In grade 11, I convinced my chemistry teacher to show me how to make nitroglycerine.

3. I accidentally cut my wrist on a window and died, but was revived in a hospital.

[JKLantern]

I wrote that before you edited your post.

So then, here's mine:

1. Myself and a friend once dodged, ducked, dipped, dived and dodged our way through the Royal Ontario Museum, humming the Mission Impossible theme, without being seen.

2. In grade 11, I convinced my chemistry teacher to show me how to make nitroglycerine.

3. I accidentally cut my wrist on a window and died, but was revived in a hospital.

1. I remember you talking about this, but I think you were seen. Half truth.
2. Truth. Chemistry teachers'll teach you anything.
3. Lie.

[Domi]

1. I remember you talking about this, but I think you were seen. Half truth.
2. Truth. Chemistry teachers'll teach you anything.
3. Lie.

Wrong!

Continue?
y/n

[JKLantern]

Wrong!

Continue?
y/n

P.

*Waits. Yawns. Burps. Scratches self.*

[Domi]

P.

*Waits. Yawns. Burps. Scratches self.*

GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!!!

[JKLantern]

1. Myself and a friend once dodged, ducked, dipped, dived and dodged our way through the Royal Ontario Museum, humming the Mission Impossible theme, without being seen.

2. In grade 11, I convinced my chemistry teacher to show me how to make nitroglycerine.

3. I accidentally cut my wrist on a window and died, but was revived in a hospital.

Okay, let's try this again.

Truth
Half Truth
Lie

[BudPalmer]

1. truth (dorks!)
2. lie
3. half-truth (on the revival end of things - I think you're still dead!)

[Domi]

1. Myself and a friend once dodged, ducked, dipped, dived and dodged our way through the Royal Ontario Museum, humming the Mission Impossible theme, without being seen.

2. In grade 11, I convinced my chemistry teacher to show me how to make nitroglycerine.

3. I accidentally cut my wrist on a window and died, but was revived in a hospital.

Okay, let's try this again.

Truth
Half Truth
Lie

Nope, wrong again.


1. truth (dorks!)
2. lie
3. half-truth (on the revival end of things - I think you're still dead!)

Technically I could consider this wrong, since I'm not a dork and am not actually dead, but I'll let it pass. :p

#1- Sadly true.
#2- My chem teacher knew me well enough to know that nitroglycerine and myself wouldn't make a good pair. I'm bad enough with firecrackers.
#3- I accidentally tripped and put my arm through a window. They made me wait half an hour at the hospital for stitches, and then the doctor told me I could've died if I'd waited much longer! But I didn't, and now I have a scar that looks like either a lizard or a TIE fighter with an exploding wing, depending on your point of view and your level of nerdliness.

[BudPalmer]

Your honor, on the defendant's claim that he is not a dork, I present exhibit a:

... and now I have a scar that looks like either a lizard or a TIE fighter with an exploding wing, depending on your point of view and your level of nerdiness.[/COLOR]

Only a dork would think his scar looked like a tie fighter (or even bother to capitalize "TIE" for that matter).

And...



I rest my case.

[Domi]

Only a dork would think his scar looked like a tie fighter (or even bother to capitalize "TIE" for that matter).

Dude.

You HAVE to capitalize it.

It's an acronym for Twin Ion Engines.

I'm not a dork, I'm being accurate to the source material.















...






:sleep:

[BudPalmer]

To be fair, I had to go back and retype it in lower case before I posted. ;)

[Domi]

To be fair, I had to go back and retype it in lower case before I posted. ;)

Ah-HA! Who's the dork now?! :p

[JKLantern]

Ah-HA! Who's the dork now?! :p

You are, for comparing your scar to it in the first place. :devious:

[BudPalmer]

Who's ever denied it? :noid:

[Domi]

Who's ever denied it? :noid:

You present a good point. I am forced to refrain from disagreeing.

[BudPalmer]

Thread back on track!

So who goes next??

[JKLantern]

Thread back on track!

So who goes next??

You.

Ya dork.

[Domi]

Well you won mine. I guess it's your turn.

[BudPalmer]

I got nothing. Someone else go.

[JKLantern]

Hmm...

1. I am the heir to the Kellogg's Cereal Corporation.

2. I've been known to throw pitbulls.

3. I have an allergy to penicillin.

[BudPalmer]

Hmm...

1. I am the heir to the Kellogg's Cereal Corporation.

2. I've been known to throw pitbulls.

3. I have an allergy to penicillin.

1. Lie (If not, need a moochie roommate?)

2. half-truth (its your favorite sneak attack)

3. truth

[JKLantern]

You are incorrect.

[llyrghmnghyll]

Hmm...

1. I am the heir to the Kellogg's Cereal Corporation.

2. I've been known to throw pitbulls.

3. I have an allergy to penicillin.
1) half truth (you're distantly related to the Kellogs)

2) lie

3 Truth you are allergic to penicillin

[JKLantern]

Good guess, but also incorrect.

[llyrghmnghyll]

Dude.

You HAVE to capitalize it.

It's an acronym for Twin Ion Engines.

I'm not a dork, I'm being accurate to the source material.















...






:sleep:
Since being cool means not demonstrating any effort at all, and being accurate takes effort.

Dork. (you are in good company)

[BudPalmer]

Hmm...

1. I am the heir to the Kellogg's Cereal Corporation.

2. I've been known to throw pitbulls.

3. I have an allergy to penicillin.


OK:

1. True (but a good many people will need to see their end before you see dime one)

2) Half-truth. You only did it once

3) lie

[JKLantern]

Incorrect.

[Domi]

My guess is

Half truth

Truth

Lie

[EmperorNorton]

Lie.

Truth.

Half-Truth.

[JKLantern]

My guess is

Half truth

Truth

Lie

We have a winner.

1. I am (according to my grandmother) related to THOSE Kelloggs. However, I don't think I have a snowball's chance in Hell of seeing any money from that.

2. My dog, before she became an ex-dog, was a pit bull. Sometimes, the best way of dealing with her when she got uppity was to pick her up and throw her over to the couch.

3. I am not allergic to penicillin.

[JackAssterson]

2. My dog, before she became an ex-dog, was a pit bull. Sometimes, the best way of dealing with her when she got uppity was to pick her up and throw her over to the couch.


I chuck my cat off the table from time to time. (we have a nice, soft, cat-chucking friendly carpet)

She doesn't seem to mind. Or learn. Or care.

[JKLantern]

I chuck my cat off the table from time to time.

She doesn't seem to mind. Or learn. Or care.

Din wasn't much for learning either, but then we're not entirely sure she had a fuctioning brain.

[Domi]

*cracks knuckles*

1. I have superhuman powers.

2. I've never been in an airplane.

3. In high school, I stole a teacher's desk, covered another teacher's desk and surrounding objects in tinfoil, turned a teacher's coffee solid without using a freezer, replaced a teacher's chair with a toilet, painted various teachers' nails pink without their knowledge, and repeatedly Silly Stringed the art teacher.

[JKLantern]

Lie

Half Truth

Truth

[Domi]

Teh wrongz.

[JKLantern]

Okay.

Half Truth
Lie
Truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

Truth

Lie

Half-Truth

[Domi]

1. I have superhuman powers.

2. I've never been in an airplane.

3. In high school, I stole a teacher's desk, covered another teacher's desk and surrounding objects in tinfoil, turned a teacher's coffee solid without using a freezer, replaced a teacher's chair with a toilet, painted various teachers' nails pink without their knowledge, and repeatedly Silly Stringed the art teacher.
Okay.

Half Truth
Lie
Truth

You win! Too bad I have no prizes.

1. Half-truth: The Squid is a superhero version of me in SuperZero, (http://superzerocomic.comicgenesis.com) the webcomic I draw.

2. Lie: although I haven't flown in a plane, I've climbed into a Cessna Dragonfly in a museum.

3. True, and it was a party!

[JKLantern]

3. True, and it was a party!

I'm pretty sure you still have some of the pictures on Facebook.

Okay, my turn again.

1. I once spent an hour closed in a cabinet under a bathroom sink of my own free will.

2. I make some wicked deep fried chicken.

3. I have training in Savate.

[Domi]

Truth-- you're crazy enough.

Lie-- don't you make pizza? :p

Half truth. You must have training in something.

[EmperorNorton]

Half-Truth.

Truth.

Lie.

[JKLantern]

Wrong, and wrong. Although I do make pizza.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Truth

Half-Truth

Lie

[JKLantern]

Truth

Half-Truth

Lie

Yes.

1. When I play hide and seek, I play to win.

2. Don't have a deep fryer, so I do pan fried chicken.

3. I have a little training in several martial arts. Savate is NOT one of them.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Alrighty then!

1. I broke my arm the day before I was supposed to go to Disney World.

2. I was once a lawyer.

3. I am allergic to dairy products.

[Domi]

Truth

Half truth

Lie

[EmperorNorton]

Lie.

Half-Truth.

Truth.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Nope, both wrong.

[The BoyBlunder]

Alrighty then!

1. I broke my arm the day before I was supposed to go to Disney World.

2. I was once a lawyer.

3. I am allergic to dairy products.
1. Truth
2. Lie
3. Half-Truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. Truth
2. Lie
3. Half-Truth

Nope. You fail. Leave town.

[DeltaPi1049]

Half Truth

Lie

Truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

Na, man, na.

[Truffle Shuffle]

Half-truth
truth
lie

[Darkseid Sr.]

Half-truth
truth
lie

Correct

1. I broke my wrist the day before going to Disney World...

2. I was once a lawyer...on a mock trial team...in High School...:cheeky:

3. Nope, I can eat dairy just fine.

Yer up, TF.

[Truffle Shuffle]

1. I sprained the same ankle three times.
2. I took a cross country trip, from Philadelphia to California, with my friends when I turned 18.
3. I was a flutist with the Philadelphia Orchestra.

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. Truth
2. Lie
3. Half-Truth

That's how it is, yo.

[DocDoom187]

3. I was a flutist with the Philadelphia Orchestra.
You dirty dirty girl.

What? The flute's an instrument?? Since when? Is it name after th-

Oh...:nervous:

Well then...

*Backs Away Slowly*

I gotta go... I - uh... left the cat, in the oven... Yea..


*Runs*:m-boot: :m-boot:

[Truffle Shuffle]

1. Truth
2. Lie
3. Half-Truth

That's how it is, yo.

You stink. That's right.

1. Spained it the first time when I was at camp in fifth grade, once in Disney World, once when I was pregnant.

2. No cross country trips for me.

3. I play the flute, not in an orchestra.

Darkseid's turn.

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. I never, ever had a GPA higher than a 3.3 in High School.

2. I can play the Piano and the Guitar

3. My family is from Germany, but I prefer Italian food.

[JKLantern]

Truth
Half Truth
Lie

[Darkseid Sr.]

Nope, not quite.

[JKLantern]

Truth
Lie
Half Truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

Er, no. Not at all.

[Domi]

Lie
Half-truth
Truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

Close, but not close enough.

[Domi]

Lie
Truth
Half-truth

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie
Truth
Half-truth

Bingo.

1. Although I did get as low as a 2.9, I hovered around a 3.4 to a 3.7 normally.

2.I can, in fact, play the piano and the guitar.

3. My family is actually from Italy, and I do enjoy Italian food, so there.


Domi is up to bat.

[Domi]

1. I'm a pirate.

2. I'm a private investigator.

3. I'm a superhero.

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. Truth - You're a music pirate!

2. Lie....yeah

3. Half-Truth - You play one on TV!

[Domi]

1. Truth - You're a music pirate!

2. Lie....yeah

3. Half-Truth - You play one on TV!

I guess I'll have to call this correct, but your reasoning on #3 is wrong. :p

1. I download teh musics! Oh noes!!!1 (well, technically it's not illegal in Canada) I'm also the pirate captain of the nuclear submarine I.H.O. Pancakes.

2. Lie. Not much else to say here.

3. Half-truth. I don't play one on TV, but that's not a bad guess. The Squid is the superhero version of me in SuperZero (http://superzerocomic.comicgenesis.com), the webcomic I draw.

[Darkseid Sr.]

I've had two in a row, so I'll let anyone who wants it go ahead.

[The BoyBlunder]

I'll go!

1. I'm very good at scavanger hunts.
2. My favorite gameshow is Family Feud.
3. I'm going to be blowing my savings on a videogame.

[BudPalmer]

Half-truth
Lie
Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Half-truth
Lie
Truth
Incorrect.

[BudPalmer]

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Incorrect sir.

[BudPalmer]

Incorrect sir.


Callin' me "sir" is like putting an elevator in an outhouse; it don't fit.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Truth

Half-Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Callin' me "sir" is like putting an elevator in an outhouse; it don't fit.
I use "sir" and "dude" interchangably.

And Darkseid is wrong.

[BudPalmer]

Truth
Half-truth
Lie

[llyrghmnghyll]

Lie
Half truth
Truth

[The BoyBlunder]

Still no correct answers.

[llyrghmnghyll]

doesn't that mean it has to be
Half truth (You're really good at hunting)
Truth
Lie (You'll be blowing your money on plasti-crack)

[The BoyBlunder]

doesn't that mean it has to be
Half truth (You're really good at hunting)
Truth
Lie (You'll be blowing your money on plasti-crack)
Nope!!

:p

[The BoyBlunder]

I guess I was very confused when I made the clues...

I am very good at scavenger hunts. BUt I'm better at making them than searching.

Family Feud used to be my favorite, but then I found a little show called Street Smarts.

I spent a large portion of my savings, but not all of it.

I sorta screwed this one up. BUt any way I tried to change the answers, Budpalmer came up correct on one fo his guesses, so it will be his turn...

:confused:

[BudPalmer]

Jeeze what did I ever do to you to make you want to keep me from winning? ;)

I've never been arrested.

I design furniture for a living.

Peppers are my favorite food.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Truth

Half-Truth

[BudPalmer]

Wrong-o!!!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Half-Truth

Truth

[BudPalmer]

Nopers! Please try again!

[Darkseid Sr.]

Half-Truth

Lie

Truth

[BudPalmer]

STRIKE THREE! You... are... out of here! :laugh:

[Domi]

Truth

Half-truth

Lie

It's not that hard to be arrested in those places with ridiculous laws, so it's completely plausible that you were.

Of course, maybe you're just a crazy stalker psycho.

[BudPalmer]

Truth

Half-truth

Lie

It's not that hard to be arrested in those places with ridiculous laws, so it's completely plausible that you were.

Of course, maybe you're just a crazy stalker psycho.


You, sir, are correct.

I have never been arrested but I would like to thank Darkseid Sr. for being so convinced I'm a criminal! :p

I have designed furniture (had my dad make it) but I do not do it for a living. Pictures of my CD Cabinet and Gaming Table are in my photo gallery for those interested.

And lastly, peppers give me the squirts so I avoid them at all costs! And you are welcome for that knowledge. :devious:

Looks like the guy with the spoon in his ear (WHAT?!?!?!) is up next!

[Domi]

Okay, here goes:

I actually have a spoon in my ear.

I broke my ankle running up a slide with soccer cleats on.

A local business owner called the cops on me because myself and a friend both brought running chainsaws into his store to freak out another friend who was working at the time.

[BudPalmer]

Okay, here goes:

I actually have a spoon in my ear.

I broke my ankle running up a slide with soccer cleats on.

A local business owner called the cops on me because myself and a friend both brought running chainsaws into his store to freak out another friend who was working at the time.


Lie

Half-truth - you're just clumbsy and fell (it had nothing to do with footwear)

Truth

[Domi]

Wrong!

Try again?

<insert coin>

[Darkseid Sr.]

Truth

Lie

Half-Truth

[Domi]

t3h wr0ngz.

oh noes!!!!1

[Darkseid Sr.]

Half-Truth

Lie

Truth

[Domi]

Wrong again.

Three strikes, you're all out!










(okay, not really)

[JKLantern]

Lie, Truth, Half Truth. Although I wouldn't have been surprised by the last one, with the Halloween Job...

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Lie

Lie

It's all lies!!!!!

[Domi]

Lie

Lie

Lie

It's all lies!!!!!

If life were the X-Files, you'd be right. Instead, JK is right.

1- Who puts a real spoon in their real ear? :rolleyes:

2- True, happened many years ago before I developed common sense. (actually I think I'm still working on that, but...)

3- Half true. We brought in running chainsaws to freak out our friend working in the store, and the manager freaked but didn't call the cops. Guess our friend bailed us out.

JK's turn!

[JKLantern]

1. I've had a legitimate medical professional ask me the question, "What are you?"

2. My arm has been injured to the point that I couldn't write with it.

3. I've been to Canada.

[Domi]

Damn, those all sound true. Let's try

Truth

Half-truth

Lie

[JKLantern]

Sitting on the Realms and wasting time
When JK posts some Truths and a lie
Domi then posts and I have no idea why
He always is so Wrong-O
Wrong-O
Wrong-O
Domi then posts and I have no idea why
He always is so Wrong-O (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpuYa632W4)

[Domi]

I was only part wrong. Officially I was right but technically I was wrong.

[The BoyBlunder]

1. I've had a legitimate medical professional ask me the question, "What are you?"

2. My arm has been injured to the point that I couldn't write with it.

3. I've been to Canada.
1. Half-truth
2. Truth
3. Lie

[Darkseid Sr.]

1. Truth

2. Half-Truth

3. Lie

[JKLantern]

1. Half-truth
2. Truth
3. Lie
Wrong.

1. Truth

2. Half-Truth

3. Lie
It wasn't right when Domi guessed it...:cheeky:

[EmperorNorton]

Lie.

Truth.

Half-Truth.


(Aren't you supposed to be on Spring Break?)

[JKLantern]

Lie.

Truth.

Half-Truth.


(Aren't you supposed to be on Spring Break?)

Unlike Winter Break, Spring Break only lasts a week. And what a lame week it was.

And also, incorrect.

[EmperorNorton]

Unlike Winter Break, Spring Break only lasts a week. And what a lame week it was.

Why is that? Didn't you have enough glass beads?

[Darkseid Sr.]

Lie

Half-Truth

Truth

[JKLantern]

Why is that? Didn't you have enough glass beads?

I was lucky I had a bed!