And Now for Something Completely Different

[llyrghmnghyll]

The Communists won big in a meaningless election that was overturned by a gang of hoodlums you tried to erase from your past due to a series of vandalisms claimed to be linked to cancer.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Exactly. I definately saw this coming. But nobody would listen to my crazed ramblings on the street corner!

[llyrghmnghyll]

Exactly. I definately saw this coming. But nobody would listen to my crazed ramblings on the street corner!

Once upon a time I sailed to Mars on the Shoehorn of Zeus. It smelled like Athletes foot only worse and more lemony. While Shoehorn's are often considered tokens of mischief, on Mars they are considered bigger. This means that bigness isn't perceived the same way on Mars as it is on Earth, it's more teleological and less inherent. I heard it compared to the teleology that is often mistaken to exist in evolution like some golden Idol or God pushing or influencing this force rather than allowing chance and instance to influence events. Now of course everyone knows that Golden Idols are heretical to true deity, which makes me wonder if this Kind of teleology really influences our destinies and has influenced our past as much as some claim. Just the subject of true deity or false deity is really too much for me to cover here, but this subject does remind of the time I sailed to Mars on the Shoehorn of Zeus.