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It was a game that my friends and I played when we were teenagers, and I always thought it was hillarious because a lot of them sounded so funny or like they could actually be the names of the stars of soap operas or "Adult Cinema."
Here is how it works for those who don't know.
You take your Pet's name and then follow it with the name of the street you live on.
For instance:
My middle name is Benjamin and I live on Castle Street.
Therefore my Porn name is...Phoenix Castle. (Klyde Castle if I used my other cat. Molly Castle if I used my dog. None of them sound too pornish)
The formula for Soap Opera name is similar. It is your Middle name + the street you live on. That would make my soap opera name: Benjamin Castle
What are your Porn/Soap Opera Names?
(Ladies please play too. Yours are the funniest!)
The BoyBlunder
05/09/2008, 00:39
Apfel Byrd?
Nope, doesn't work.
My middle name is my mother's last name before she married.
dngergrrl
05/09/2008, 00:43
I would be...
Rae Tower
I thought that was supposed to be for your Soap Opera Name...
The BoyBlunder
05/09/2008, 01:03
I thought that was supposed to be for your Soap Opera Name...
I thought it was supposed to be your drag name?
BudPalmer
05/09/2008, 01:08
Now that I've set everyone straight, I can edit my post!
Porn Name: Leggs Andover.
Soap Opera Name : Providence
I don't have a middle name (because I'm a Junior)
How weird is it that I just had this discussion at work yesterday?
JackAssterson
05/09/2008, 01:19
I thought your porn name was the name of your first pet and then the name of the street you grew up on.
That would be it, yeah.
Mine's Blaze Evergreen. :cool:
The BoyBlunder
05/09/2008, 01:21
I thought your porn name was the name of your first pet and then the name of the street you grew up on. That would make my name Leggs Andover. How weird is it that I just had this discussion at work today?
Sneakers Byrd?
Somewhat better. Still terrible though.
Middle Name and current street (ie: Soap Opera Name) = David Norham
Pet and street I grew up on (ie: Porn Name) = Basil Scotia
Prof. Aragorn
05/09/2008, 03:35
Porn Star: Rex Randolph
Soap Opera Star: Larson Randolph
How appropriate for both . . . porn stars love alliteration and Larson Randolph sounds unbelievable enough to be a Soap Name.
I change the Original post to now make this the Porn Star AND Soap Opera name game. You guys are right about the formulas by the way. Thanks for helping.
brevard321
05/09/2008, 03:57
Identity Theft Name:
Take your social security number, add 1 to it, and put it between your last and first names. It sounds even better if you add your mother's maiden name right after it...
Ha, ha! :)
I would be...
Rae Tower
Well, according to the corrections, that would be your Soap Opera Name.
Your Porn name would be: Goldie Tower :p
BudPalmer
05/09/2008, 09:54
You guys are right about the formulas by the way. Thanks for helping.
No need to thank, being able to tell you you're wrong is reward enough! ;):laugh:
You take your Pet's name and then follow it with the name of the street you live on.
The formula for Soap Opera name is similar. It is your Middle name + the street you live on. That would make my soap opera name: Benjamin Castle
For Pron: King Wood
King is the first pet that was mine - as opposed to family. He was a Caribbean Anole. The alternative would be the first hamster I owned - Snowball - but that puts me in the wrong branch of pron
For Soap Opera, I am using the street I last lived on (current is Crescent): William Lambe
Now that I look at it William Lambe seems to be a variation on Billy Goat - explains my surefootedness and my goatee!
hail_eris
05/09/2008, 11:59
For Pron: King Wood
King is the first pet that was mine - as opposed to family. He was a Caribbean Anole. The alternative would be the first hamster I owned - Snowball - but that puts me in the wrong branch of pron
You know, I was going to say that "Rex Randolph" had to be the name to beat until "King Wood" made an appearance. Mine are:
Soap Opera Name = Joseph William Mozart (obviously, I'm European)
Porn Name = Murph Newcastle (which really sounds more like a direct-to-video action star)
darius_dax1
05/09/2008, 14:32
Porn: Duke Logan
Soap: Lee Russell
I use the name of an ex-pet, Randall and shorten it to Randy, then take an address where I used to live, Melvina (one of the 3 street names in Chicago with rhymes with vagina) I end up with:
Randy Melvina.
It still sounds like a character from an Astin Powers movie.
Pashmina
05/09/2008, 15:24
Technically it would be Boo Cherrybank, but Boo Buckingham is funnier.
Darkseid Sr.
05/09/2008, 17:33
Sam Renaissance.
Iron Ham
05/09/2008, 17:40
Too bad Utah doesn't use street names, just co-ordinates.
anonym0use
05/09/2008, 17:43
Chubby Cummings
For Pron: King Wood
King is the first pet that was mine - as opposed to family. He was a Caribbean Anole. The alternative would be the first hamster I owned - Snowball - but that puts me in the wrong branch of pron
Similarly, I just used my first dog's name (Basil).
If we could rodents (Hamsters, Guinea Pigs etc.) My name would be wither Joey Scotia or Cookie Scotia (I can't remember which came first)
Darkseid Sr.
05/09/2008, 17:46
My Soap Opera Name is:
Joseph Renaissance.
Chubby Cummings So many things I could say here...
Prof. Aragorn
05/09/2008, 18:44
King Wood . . . Chubby Cummings . . . beautiful.
dngergrrl
05/09/2008, 18:49
Well, according to the corrections, that would be your Soap Opera Name.
Your Porn name would be: Goldie Tower :p
No, my porn name would be : Goldie James
KitsuShel
05/09/2008, 23:29
My porn star name totally wouldn't fit. Joey Baker. :p
I had a bunny I named after Joey McIntyre (from NKOTB) when I was a kid.
I have no middle name either, so I guess my porn name would just be Baker. :laugh:
loganspeedo
05/09/2008, 23:34
My Porn name based on that formula would be:
Black Crayon Magic Marker Leichester
My middle name has been blocked for personal reasons
For animals, I think you should pick the first animal you owned that is the same gender as you.
It just works better.
Scruffy Teton... ? :ermm:
Martin Teton... ? :disappoin
Similarly, I just used my first dog's name (Basil).
If we could rodents (Hamsters, Guinea Pigs etc.) My name would be wither Joey Scotia or Cookie Scotia (I can't remember which came first)
If I used my first family dog's name (predates hamster) I would be demoted to Prince Wood
Dunno...makes me sound a bit swishy
Truffle Shuffle
05/10/2008, 23:21
Porn name (my first pet was a hamster): Sugar Michelle
Soap name: Beth Hinckley
Oh wait, Sugar was my sister's hamster. Mine was Spice (Sugar and Spice) so it would be: Spice Michelle (Sugar sounds better).
etelijah
05/11/2008, 10:06
Well lets see my Soap Opera name would be Jason Santa Anita. Wow that sucks. Porn name would be Metric Timber (a little better).
Caitriona
05/11/2008, 10:43
Porn Name = Satan Milton
Soap Opera = Lynn Chandler
Yes, My first pet (that I truly remember) was a black cat named Satan.
Oh my GOD! I've just read a few of these after not being on for a few days, and they are HILLARIOUS!!!
METRIC TIMBER!
Truffle Shuffle, your's actually sound like they could be real!
The BoyBlunder
05/14/2008, 05:49
Chubby Cummings
Horse####.
Scruffy Teton... ? :ermm:
This one sounds like he's an old prospector.
This one sounds like he's an old prospector.
As played by Ron Jeremy.
loganspeedo
05/14/2008, 12:45
Fluffy Henry Shotzman
I'm sure that's someone's name in a neighborhood near my own
Vevilaughs
05/22/2008, 18:38
My porn name is:
Hercules Court
My soap opera name is:
Matthew Blanchan
BudPalmer
05/22/2008, 19:53
My porn name is:
Hercules Court
My soap opera name is:
Matthew Blanchan
Both solid names!
bill4935
05/22/2008, 20:42
My Porn Name:
Ted Moseby
Robo-Onion
05/22/2008, 20:56
Porn name:
Sophie Camden
Soap Opera:
Robert Greenfield
joh-marko
05/22/2008, 21:06
Heh, introducing:
Sirius Alexander---now with even more moustache
and
James Alexander----bland
Max Wensleydale?
Toby Apollo?
Milo Grand?
Tina Portman?
Going over the pets i've had in the places i have lived, interesting no? I like Milo Grand only make it spanish so it's Milo Grandé :p
BudPalmer
05/23/2008, 00:51
Max Wensleydale?
Toby Apollo?
Milo Grand?
Tina Portman?
Going over the pets i've had in the places i have lived, interesting no? I like Milo Grand only make it spanish so it's Milo Grandé :p
You'll always be Tina Portman to me!
Sgt Grimes
05/23/2008, 01:03
Porn name (My Fav)- Judas Norton
Others Include-Dusty Norton, Daisy Norton, Ernie Norton, Harold Norton or Boris Norton
Soap Opera Name- Peter Norton
viciousbuddha
05/23/2008, 01:21
Heh my porn name is - Stinky Cedar
Gay porn here I come! (no pun :laugh: )
Other Porn names for me:
Pete Castle
Jingles Castle
Gizmo Castle
Odie Castle
Moe Castle
Muffin Castle
Klyde Castle
Ross Castle
Pebbles Castle
Molly Castle
...What? We've had a lot of cats.
turdburglar47
05/23/2008, 04:13
Buckwheat Dillrose.
I win.
Buckwheat Dillrose.
I win.
I imagine you would look something like this:
http://www.hcrealms.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=5162&cat=500
BudPalmer
05/23/2008, 09:18
That guy's awesome!
coyotejack
06/05/2008, 13:32
Well, I've no pet currently so I guess I have to go with my last pet (a black cat).
Porn name: Midknight Big Dipper
Soap name: Nelson Big Dipper (still sounds like a porn name, eh?)
:laugh:
Well, I've no pet currently so I guess I have to go with my last pet (a black cat).
Porn name: Midknight Big Dipper
Soap name: Nelson Big Dipper (still sounds like a porn name, eh?)
:laugh:
Yeah, I think anytime you add something like "Big Dipper" onto your name, your career path is pretty much laid out before you. Time to grow an 70's mustache and wear a lot of silk shirts.
coyotejack
06/05/2008, 13:49
Yeah, I think anytime you add something like "Big Dipper" onto your name, your career path is pretty much laid out before you. Time to grow an 70's mustache and wear a lot of silk shirts.
What, no gold chains? :laugh:
Morpheousdr3am3r
01/28/2009, 13:39
I'll throw mine in.
Porn: Blu Broadway
Soap: Michael Normandy.
I might actually pick up my soap name as a pen name, I like the way it sounds.
JKLantern
02/19/2009, 16:06
The closest thing I have right now is "Roach Boomer."
MrJsGirl
03/14/2009, 20:50
Mine could include any combination of:
Minute, Rosie, Twitchy, Jynx, Zion, Freya, Jay Tee, Algernon, Hammer, Bandit, or Hitler...
And:
Monte Vista, Van Buren, Buffalo Berry, or Lee...
Or if you choose nicknames which I think make some of them funnier would be:
Minnie, Jynxie, Zi Zi, Boogie, Fi Fi, or Fata*s...
My Dad would be Scruffy Walnut and my Mother would be Freya Lee.
My middle name is too easily made fun of because of possible mispronunciation...
unsung hero
04/11/2009, 13:32
First pet/Street porn name:
Randy Woodruff
Current Pet/Street porn name:
Kirby Arville
First pet/Street porn name:
Randy Woodruff
Current Pet/Street porn name:
Kirby Arville
Thank you for resurrecting my thread!
I forgot to update it when I moved!
Former Porn Name:
Phoenix Castle
Current Porn Name:
Phoenix Dalton
I like the older one better
Monitor616
05/01/2009, 12:27
Porn Name:
Various, as my family and I moved a lot when I was a kid, but here are a few:
Spock Catalina
Spock Big Oak
Spock Garland
Soap Name:
Brent Garland(Currently live on Garland avenue)
Or maybe I could combine the two formulas and come up with an awesome porn name: Brent Big Oak
:grin:
I think Brent Big Oak is a winner
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