Last is First Game

[loganspeedo]

You make a sentence, the person after you uses the last word of that sentence as the first word of their sentence. Please don't post twice in a row unless three days without a response have passed. Comments from Wheaty McFillerton are excluded from the game. I'll start with something simple.

Hello and good afternoon, I hope you are feeling well.

The next sentence would begin with well

[pxb006]

Well, what word will the next sentence begin with?

[loganspeedo]

With much ado, "with" would be how the next sentance would start.

[pxb006]

Start a similar thread and use the the last number instead of letter.

[loganspeedo]

Letter, number, It all comes down to having a little play on words fun.

[hair10]

Fun is where your 'clix are.

[loganspeedo]

Are you enjoying Heroclix play today?

[pxb006]

Today, the weather is too nice to play.

[loganspeedo]

Play that funky music white boy.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Boy howdy, that was some sock.

[loganspeedo]

Sock it to me like Aretha used to do.

[pxb006]

Do you know how it's possible to top 1000 posts without actually having anything to say?

[loganspeedo]

Say whatever you like here, so long as you keep it clean.

[spikerdude]

Clean yourself up, you have that date with your girl friend.

[Pashmina]

Friend...FRIEND?! I thought we had something special...

[Darkseid Sr.]

Special like that dog over there.

[MrFurious87]

There. Here. It doesn't matter.

[loganspeedo]

matter and anti-matter don't mix well.

[pxb006]

Well I don't think being clean if your girlfriend is a dog makes a difference.

[spikerdude]

Difference can bring people closer.

[loganspeedo]

Closer than Tokyo, but farther than Galveston Beach, is where my Babydoll is now.

[spikerdude]

Now, the time has come for me to kill everybody

[loganspeedo]

Everybody clap your hands.:a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo::a-duo:

[spikerdude]

Hands on activities are cool, if you know how to do them.

[Beardo Deluxe]

"Them thar hills; there's gold in 'em!" exclaimed the crotchety old man.

[loganspeedo]

Man, I could sure use a Hawaiian Punch.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Punch up that pitch for the cereal company, Larry; it lacks flair.

[Iron Ham]

Flair rhymes with Hair, who recently thread necromancy'd the old "Did you hear about Hair10" thread in Another Realm.

[spikerdude]

Realm, realmy Mc Realmytimerston. That's my name you stupid chicken wing.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Wing-out; now that was a good wing place that closed before its time.

[loganspeedo]

Time is a river, just go with the flow and enjoy the ride.

[wintremute]

Ride the horse in the direction that it's going.

[loganspeedo]

Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time...

[Beardo Deluxe]

Time is on my side, yes, it is.

[loganspeedo]

Is there something I should know?

[Reibello]

Know that this is a feeble attempt

[loganspeedo]

Attempt to play with fire and find ash coving your hands.

[Reibello]

Hands are optional when eating Jell-O, you can use your face.

[Time Consumer]

Face your fears to be a man

[loganspeedo]

Man, I could really use a Spicy Italian Sub and a Dr. Pepper.

[Reibello]

Pepper Potts gives Iron Man the hots

[loganspeedo]

Hots are the opposite of what you get when you get a cold.

[Lonewolfben]

Cold...you dont know cold until you've been to alaska.

[Reibello]

Alaska is the envy of Russia

[Lonewolfben]

Russia has some hot chicks.

[Reibello]

Chicks dig dudes with sunglasses.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Sunglasses hide my eyes from the accursed day star.

[turdburglar47]

Star Jones sucks and is lame and dumb and bad.

[loganspeedo]

Bad dogs don't get tasty treats.

[DocDoom187]

Treats are undeserved to those who indulge in quotidian fripperies.

hehe, lets see the sentence that starts with fripperies

[Reibello]

Fripperies, while very elegant, are quite superfluous.

[loganspeedo]

Superfluous, but still nice to look at, the huge bouquet on the table was a little overwhelming to some of the guest that came to dinner.

[Reibello]

Dinner cannot come soon enough, I'm starving.

[loganspeedo]

Starving roaches will eat each other.

[wintremute]

Other clones being equal, the third gene splice usually does the trick.

[loganspeedo]

Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

[The BoyBlunder]

"Eat some Chowder!" shouted the overbearing wife.

[loganspeedo]

Wife, for our honeymoon, where should we go?

[Beardo Deluxe]

Go go gadget tie!

[loganspeedo]

Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZ4l8FCFc) tonight.

[loganspeedo]

Tonight is the night that I'm feeling all right.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Right shoes unexpectedly three sizes smaller than left shoes make for an awkward wedding when you only try one of them on in advance.

[Reibello]

Advance to Boardwalk can ruin a game of Monopoly.

[loganspeedo]

Monopoly money has been replaced by credit cards

[Beardo Deluxe]

Cards are a lot easier to store than the collectible figures from Heroclix.

[Reibello]

Heroclix is the best ever.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Ever wonder who was on the other end of the computer monitor?

[loganspeedo]

Monitor you're activities well or you will be sorry.

[Reibello]

Sorry just isn't enough when you've covered priceless pieces of history with graffiti.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Sorry just isn't enough when you've covered priceless pieces of history with graffiti.

Graffiti and art are merely two different viewpoints on the same mix of spray paint.

[loganspeedo]

Paint a child purple and they won't roam far.

[turdburglar47]

Far be it from me to deny nurples which are truly purple.

[DeadSurfer]

Purple people eaters do not bode well for the weak.

[loganspeedo]

Weak attempts at humor are what I do.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Do or do not; there is no try.

[DeadSurfer]

Try to succeed where others fail is a viable option.

[loganspeedo]

Option three involves a large pot, a turtle, two fig trees and three bottles of honey.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Honey, it's been a while, but you know I still care.

[loganspeedo]

Care to tell me why you've been away for so long?

[JKLantern]

Long periods of time without sleep while working on a teleporter results in a quantum squiggle.

Bwahaha!

[loganspeedo]

Squiggle in your seat and there'll be no dessert for you.

[turdburglar47]

You best not be takin' my toaster pastries.

[JKLantern]

Pastries raining down from the heavens would be an act of magnanimity.

[turdburglar47]

Magnanimity is not to be expected from those what live in the sky.

[JKLantern]

Sky Masterson is a character in Guys and Dolls, if I'm remembering correctly.

[turdburglar47]

Correctly or not, I like dolls.

[JKLantern]

Dolls provide a good amount of fiber.

[loganspeedo]

Fiber and hair samples were sent to the lab for analysis.

[JKLantern]

Analysis of data is an integral part of the scientific process, and can be used to determine whether a correlation between two things exists.

[loganspeedo]

Exists or not exists, that is the question.

[JKLantern]

Question my authority and get a free trip to the hospital!

[loganspeedo]

Hospital food doesn't taste good. Hey that rhymes

[Beardo Deluxe]

Good, bad... I'm the one with the gun.

[JKLantern]

Gun the engine, apply your egg, and you have yourself breakfast!

[loganspeedo]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[JKLantern]

Day time TV sucks.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Sucks to be you!

[JKLantern]

You are the reason that pandas are endangered.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Endangered pandas are so rare because if there were more of them, nothing would stand in their way.

[JKLantern]

Way off over yonder, there be steak.

[Beardo Deluxe]

Steak and potatoes; how can one go wrong?

[loganspeedo]

Wrong turns can lead to pretty girls.

[turdburglar47]

Girls don't really want to have fun; they enjoy being bored.

[loganspeedo]

Bored through the wall and found something good.

[JKLantern]

Good ingredients means good eats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ2Uj_3v6Dw&feature=related).

[loganspeedo]

Eats, and eats and eats; that's all my stupid cat does.

[JKLantern]

Does this catskin suit make my shiny metal ### look big?

[Darkseid Sr.]

Good Lord man, are you some kind of animal?

[JKLantern]

Good Lord man, are you some kind of animal?

Wrong. You have to start with the word "big," since it's the last word in the last sentence. Let's try this again.

Animal is the king of all Muppets.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Wrong. You have to start with the word "big," since it's the last word in the last sentence. Let's try this again.

Animal is the king of all Muppets.

Ooooh, thought it was the last letter. In that case...

Muppets me timbers, that's a big harpoon!

[JKLantern]

Harpoon is a noun, which is to say a person, place, or thing.

[Darkseid Sr.]

Thing is, I had never choked a monkey before that meeting.

[JKLantern]

Meeting your blind date only to discover she's Ted Nugent's wife is not nearly as unsettling as meeting your blind date only to discover that your blind date is Ted Nugent.

JKLantern: #######.

[loganspeedo]

Ted Nugent should never be on a blind date.

[etelijah]

Date is the singular form of the word dates; which means to court.

[loganspeedo]

Court is in session, the verdict is in.

[wintremute]

In like sin!

[loganspeedo]

Sin Eater should have had a dial instead of only being a bystander token.

[etelijah]

Token white guy in da hizzouse!








Try and use that!

[loganspeedo]

Hizzouse, hizzouse, hizzouse is on fire!

I hope everyone got out ok

[etelijah]

Fire up the grill I think we have a weiner!!

[wintremute]

Fire up the grill I think we have a weiner!!

Weiner Dog said, "Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever! I can make Jell-O. "

[loganspeedo]

Jell-O is good and good for you.