Whose Your Team / Your Team Sucks

[Iron Man 49]

Bringing back one of my favorites.

List your teams and why you back them, then list your accursed enemies who vex your team.

My Teams:

Los Bravos de Atlanta- The Braves were my first love in sports, harkening back to the Four Aces Chief Justice, and Javy Lopez.

The Fightin' Baltimore Orioles- The O's have been near and dear to my heart since the Jeffrey Maier SCREWJOB. Nick Markakis and Kevin Millar roxxor my soxxors.

The Miami Dolphins- :( What has become of my proud franchise? Where have you gone, Dan Marino? Btw, Ronnie Brown: Still love you. PLEASE STAY HEALTHY.

ND Fightin' Irish- Cheer Cheer for Ole Notre Dame...

The Isles- The New York Islanders get me going like no other team. Who else has a map of my home on their logo? Led by allstar backstop Rick DiPietro and a cast of emerging young stars, good times are coming back to Long Island.

Your teams that suck:

Los Mets- LOLLERskates. Your team got Rick Roll'd!

The New York Yankees- I Hate you. Yankee 'Aura' and 'Mystique' can bite me. John Stirling and Michael Kay make me want to beat them to death with a carcass of a baby possum.

The New York Rangers- ::listens for Chicken Dance whistle:: THE RAN-GERS SUCK!
The fact that I'll sing that at weddings will tell you all you need to know about my regard for the 4 cups in 100 years New York Rangers. Probably number 1 on my hate list.

The J.E.T.S.- I hate you. I hate Fireman Eddie. I hate that you get to play with an NY on your helmet in New Jersey, in short: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

The States of Michigan and Ohio: MSU. Michigan. The Red Wings. The Pistons. THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. I hate. Why..can't my Irish beat any of your teams, ever? and if I have to hear 'deeetttrrrooiiiiitttt baasssskketttbaaawwllllll' one more time...

[Snake_Judge]

Lets see....

Professional:
Hockey: San Jose Sharks
Baseball: Da' Cubs (any year now.....)
Basketball: I don't like Basketball
Football: Philadelphia Eagles
College Sports: Florida State for football and Duke for basketball

Teams I like that suck
College sports: Eastern Michigan (hopefully my future college)

[Frontman]

My favorites:
Chicago White Sox. Grew up near Comiskey, just a few blocks away.

Chicago Bears. Provided the world with one of the greatest guys who just happened to be one of the greatest athletes, Walter Payton.

USA Swimming. Well before this kid named Phelps came along, I dreamt of making the Olympic team as a kid. USA USA USA!!!

Teams I can't stomach:

The Chicago Cubs. I'm sorry, stop bragging about being a "loveable" loser and go win something that matters beyond "the attendance record." Big deal.

The Minnesota Twins. "The Pirhannas." Just when you thought they'd be dead, they keep winning. This is more of a "I don't like them, BUT I respect them."

USC. I'm not a fan of the college scene, but the whole attitude of "we deserve to be here" bs wears thin on me, and USC seems to do this more than any other team. Noone took more glee out of seeing Lienart fall as far as he did in the draft than me. No one loved seeing him just get absolutely crushed by the Bears defense on Monday Night Football in 2006. (That game, it didn't matter to me if the Bears won or not, I wanted to see Matt's ego just destroyed. And after the hit "cough it up" and the Bears D score a touchdown off of the turnover insured just that. Seriously, if you get a chance to see the footage, you see a defeated man kneeling there, slouched.)