Official "Make Me a Turkey Sandwich" thread

[Jarimy123]

Hey wizkids, I'm hungry, I don't feel like getting up - go make me a turkey samich woman!

[Batmandu]

Hey wizkids, I'm hungry, I don't feel like getting up - go make me a turkey samich woman!

I loved the sandwich's appearance way back in Brave and the Bold #44 alongside Hawkman...

[edit - Wait a minute, maybe that preview picture we saw was not a duo with Atom...]

[dlinquent]

Ham and cheese for me , light on the mayo. Arizona Ice Tea to make it go down smoother.................. #### it, get me a double quarter pounder with cheese and large fries. ( I'm trying to see how big I can get and still wear jeans)

[space_cowboy]

...and then the genie said...

[commandercool]

Hey wizkids, I'm hungry, I don't feel like getting up - go make me a turkey samich woman!

Hey, you're the one who wanted to be in charge of snacks. YOU SIGNED THAT FORM KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT RESPONSIBILITIES A MASTER OF SNACKS IS EXPECTED TO MAINTAIN. Making your own friggin' sandwich is one of those responsibilities.

[decepticon1313]

PM me your mailing address :)

[CheeseWiz]

PM me your mailing address :)

Oh, does that mean you are sculpting for WK/Neca again, and that there WILL be a LE Turkducken sammich in the next set? I want one!!!

[Jarimy123]

PM me your mailing address :)

Just be sure to wrap it up... the turkey sandwich man.

Oh, does that mean you are sculpting for WK/Neca again, and that there WILL be a LE Turkducken sammich in the next set? I want one!!!

We can all hope and pray that he is.

[tom730]

mmmmmm.....turkey sandwich!
breast meat only
light mayo
light salt & pepper
on white bread I'd never consider eating otherwise!
yeah!

can I swap my extra Rag/Surtur for one?

[tom730]

and pie!
preferably pumpkin!
and a cup of coffee with just a little skim milk in it!
where is our waitress anyway???

[edgreen86]

Hey wizkids, I'm hungry, I don't feel like getting up - go make me a turkey samich woman!

Three words:

Print and Prey

[thetigerking83]

When I saw there was another of those, I considered making one of these joke threads myself.... then I saw that there was one. Awesome. I think it was cool the first time, and props to turdburgler for actually getting it done, it was a witty and amusing thread, but now it seems that everyone is doing it. It's going to get ridiculous.

If it means that much just stick it in your sig. I've been trying to get mine since before bromags even left wizkids. There's plenty enough threads asking what people would want in future sets, chime in on those and move along.


EDIT: Well I'm a hypocrite and started one of these threads myself some time after posting this. I have to admit it didn't get as bad as I thought it would. There's still only a handful of these threads going around.

[Uberman]

What is a samich woman? Are you hoping it's easier to attain than a normal woman?

[Jarimy123]

What is a samich woman? Are you hoping it's easier to attain than a normal woman?

"Normal woman?" What the hell is that?