Best Line During a Match

[Kirsarge]

I don't know about the rest of you, but when my friend an I play, we like to psyche each other out by lobbing threats and boasts at each other through the mouths of our clix. I was just wondering if anyone else does this?

Recent example: My rookie Bullseye is about to take a shot at a heavily injured experienced Blastaar, and says, "The day I can't hit some ridiculous flying space ape is the day I start slow-dancing with Daredevil."

I rolled a 11 and knocked Blastaar out. I was laughing my hiney off.

Anyone else use funny threats in games?

[Random]

only at home. Never in a compatitive tournament.

[ShortyNoGood]

When i play my friends, they always talk smack to me. I just take it. I dun care too much aboot talkin smack in a game. I just play to have fun, but they think it is a key part to playing. They usually just make fun of me or the people i am using. Like if i use darkseid they will just dis him the whole match. O well, i cant talk smack until i actually beat the one.

[azathoth]

A friend and I always trash talk each other when we play for fun, not in tourneys but we usually come up with very comic-book-geek-esque taunts. In a game a few weeks ago he was playing a Hawkman and I KO'ed him. When this happened I said triumphantly "GO BACK TO THANAGAR A@@H@L@!" But if you don't know Hawkman then you won't get it. (In fact it's geeky to the point of me being ashamed.) :)

[hoffmandu]

yes, it is.

[Wyldstaar]

I don't talk trash per se', rather I try to stay in character with the figures. Sabretooth doesn't use B/C/F, he "disembowels." Thor doesn't smack you with a dumpster, he "Smites thee with yonder recepticle, yeh verily!" Pyro doesn't just blast people, he "Has a bar-b-que." You get the idea.

[PantherPriest]

There is a certain someone who is always talking trash at tournaments. No matter who his facing, as soon as a character reaches the middle of the board he will say "whatchoo doin, batman? I'm gonna rock your world." And after rocking one's world he will give out an exalted sound effect i.e BAAMM!

It gets old, but he always wins in the end.

[kingpin20]

I had my black panther stealthed in a bush, and My friend flys his elektra over and kills it in one shot. He said "Serves you right for trying to hide your Black Panther out in the bushes." and I said, "Serves you right for putting your Elektra and Vulture in the way of Bullseye, claw and Firelord (all veterens i might add)." He didn't notice being that he was so happy he killed my exp. Black Panther. I beat him the next turn, and he owed me $5.00.

[CaptainCarl]

one thread a while ago had a classic line that i use on occasion now

so if someone talks trash ill look at his team and the trashiest guy their that i know i would never play i would say this


do you see that fig played alot on the little yellow bus that picks you up for school

when i first read that post i was laughin for days so i use it now and to whoever said that i forgot your screen name already i give you props

thecaptain

[napa]

"Do you have any grey pupon?"

[Batman1983]

I had a friend (in a 400pt game) say this "you took out my V Hulk (in one turn I might add)! I didn't even get to use him."

my team:

2x V Klaw
1x V Dr. Strange
1x E Booster Gold
& some other guys

he played:

U Darseid
U Flash
V Hulk

we both lost to the 3rd guy with the V Braniac 13(well rounded) team.

though U flash was very hard to kill (for Braniac 13) & U Darkseid took my team out (after I got wasted by Braniac 13)

[A_Higher_Level]

I talk trash pretty consistently. Not now that I'm a judge, but it was all I did when I first started. Mind you I had a perfect winning record at the time, beating out players who had been in it for months. They used to boil inside... It just made them want to win all the more just to get me to shut the hell up. I used to be challenged to some pretty strange games. Sadly, none of them could do it. A friend of mine finally beat me in a 400pt no-medic game. I gave him a U Key for being the first person to ever beat me. Which was a good thing cause one was going to play me in a 200pt game and bring 2 100pt Sentinels for his team. And as difficult as it would have been, I may have been able to pull that one out of my arse as long as I'd have an elevated terrain to set my character on (have them one square in and the Sentinel doesn't have enough room to fit in order to capture you). Then they decided to change it to a 600pt team where they'd have pulled the famous Doombot team out on me (that I would probably have lost, but if you get Boomerang, plenty of Shield agents, and some free moving taxis, you can light them up like Christmas trees). Thankfully my work kept me late and I could get there in time to play a full game. Now I lose consistently as I train the new rookies on how to play (it's more fun for them that way), however I'll be back up to me fighting, trash talkin form in time for the tournament in March.

Famous quotes:
-You know, by the time this game is done, you're going to be my choir boy along with your friend I beat the last time.
-You should know your characters as well as I know your girlfriend.
-Now don't blink or you'll miss his death

[Logan185]

"You called down the thunder. Well now you got it!"

"Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemy!"

"I'm gonna ##### slap him for two clicks."

"Rabbit punch. Rabbit punch. Ninja chop!" (acting it out is even more effective)

"Yippie Ki Ay Mother ######!"

"I hit him so hard the undertaker felt it."

"I outwitted his ability to stay alive. How? I kicked the #### out of him!"

Just a small sample. Not all golden.

[Drashia]

if you think my team is impressive... just you wait until I whip out my Thing.

[Joe Kerr]

"My Firelord is better than yours"