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OMG, the Mafia forum is dead! DEAD, I say! This morning, I woke up, and I STILL DIDN'T GROW A GOATEE OVERNIGHT!!!
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff......we are so screwed! :disappointed:
Our only hope, at this point, is to all board my special shuttlecraft. I have dubbed it, "Messiah". It will take us into outerspace, and let us become a part of a truly awful movie. Also, when we return, we will all look like Morgan Freeman, and be able to recite any passage from Moby Dick at will.
And then....ONLY THEN, will our beloved Mafia forum be safe once more! We must rise, and stand up to the oppressive........um....Nazis! Damn those Nazis, we will not give up our homeland today!
Now, everyone, get on the shuttlecraft! We'll be boarding at 10, and lipstick will be required! Is important!
charlesx
02/24/2010, 15:17
* Scrambles for a seat and pushes CarlosMucha out of the way in his panic - for real!! *
:confused::confused::confused:
* Scrambles for a seat and pushes CarlosMucha out of the way in his panic - for real!! *
:confused::confused::confused:
Excuse me sir, but that seat has the Permanently Sealed Emergency Window. In sitting there, I must read to you the directions, in case we are in an accident with an asteroid, or a cat.
# Place one hand on door assist handle.
# Place other hand on door handle.
# Rotate door handle in the direction of the arrow. You will notice that the door doesn't move one damn inch, because it is permanent.
# Panic
# Incite others to panic
# Smash skull against window
# Smile at everyone else as you fade from consciousness
Have a wonderful flight! :classic:
CarlosMucha
02/24/2010, 15:30
A Cat?! A Cat?! I can fight a cat!
Somebody hand me a shoe and cover your eyes!
sstralkowski
02/24/2010, 15:32
Why do I feel mocked?
A Cat?! A Cat?! I can fight a cat!
Somebody hand me a shoe and cover your eyes!
Oh, not to worry sir. In the event that a cat would be headed for the shuttle, we would deploy our mini-shuttlecraft, named the "Moussiah", which has 7 mouse crew members aboard. They will intercept the cat, drill a hole to its heart, and set off a nukular bomb inside of it, sending its fragments away from the shuttle's path.
Alternatively, we just hit the cat, and ignore it. It depends on what the captain's mood is.
Why do I feel mocked?
I have no idea. Here, take this pill, and get on the shuttle. It's medicine, I promise.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/thumb/0/06/6x01_Dogan.jpg/250px-6x01_Dogan.jpg
sstralkowski
02/24/2010, 15:38
What if it's a borg cat named Locuteness?
What if it's a borg cat named Locuteness?
Then we go for the nukular drill option immediately, followed by throwing a box of kitty litter out the starboard observing window.
As an employee of Thawmus Spaceflight, it is my duty to inform you that opening the starboard observing window will result in -DELETED FROM MEMORY-
Have a wonderful flight, sir! :classic:
Did you feel the Realmsquake???
I TOLD YOU SO!!! :angry:
malakim2099
02/24/2010, 23:23
* Scrambles for a seat and pushes CarlosMucha out of the way in his panic - for real!! *
:confused::confused::confused:
You should have waited until 10.
IS IMPORTANT!
JackAssterson
02/24/2010, 23:53
I did a serch 4 Mafeeya forum and fond tis:
http://z.about.com/d/miniatures/1/0/1/5/-/-/skeleton.jpg
iz ded gaiz
Pardon the interruption, passengers!
We will be making a short stop today, in the middle of an asteroid field! Don't worry, we should be perfectly fine, so long as everyone keeps their tongue firmly locked to the roof of their mouth. Should someone fail to do so, we'll all die.
It is also my regret to inform you, that the captain has decided to jump ship, because, and I quote, "This #### is whack!" As an employee of Thawmus Intergalactic Suicidal Services, it is my obligation to inform you that this really sucks, and that in order to remedy the situation, we will have a Dance Dance Revolution tournament in order to establish a new captain.
Thank you, and enjoy your flight! :classic:
PaxZRake
02/25/2010, 11:03
Ooh, I'm actually quite good at DDR :)
Let's Dance!
charlesx
02/25/2010, 11:14
You should have waited until 10.
IS IMPORTANT!
OH NO! IS TRUE!!!
* Hands CarlosMucha his left shoe and stands back while Carlos engages the borg cat called Locuteness in a deadly hand-to-hand combat. Neglects to tell Carlos that the cat is actually is a zombie, so watch out for the bite.* :nervous:
* Fidgets. Looks at his watch. Wonders whether the in-flight movie will start soon. * :tired:
Ooh, I'm actually quite good at DDR :)
Let's Dance!
Sir, if you must speak, I must ask that you do so while keeping your tongue locked to the roof of your mouth. Your speech is far too intelligible right now, and you are putting this shuttle at risk! Our only alternatives would be to -INFORMATION MISSING- or find a way to -DATA CORRUPTION- so please follow the rules! :classic:
OH NO! IS TRUE!!!
* Hands CarlosMucha his left shoe and stands back while Carlos engages the borg cat called Locuteness in a deadly hand-to-hand combat. Neglects to tell Carlos that the cat is actually is a zombie, so watch out for the bite.* :nervous:
* Fidgets. Looks at his watch. Wonders whether the in-flight movie will start soon. * :tired:
Sir, is there something that I can help you with? Have you read and understood how to operate the Permanently Sealed Emergency Exit? If not, we will have to have you ride outside, on the ship's anchor.
ATTENTION! I have just been notified that the ship's anchor is missing. All passengers that must ride on the ship's anchor, will instead be thrown out the airlock, with nothing but a bag of Doritos.
Have a pleasant flight! :classic:
malakim2099
02/25/2010, 11:41
Jack is secretly a grue who ate Locke.
And you know mafia is dead if Thawmus hasn't signed up for Bioware Mafia... :cheeky:
Jack is secretly a grue who ate Locke.
And you know mafia is dead if Thawmus hasn't signed up for Bioware Mafia... :cheeky:
I'm currently on hiatus, so it wasn't anything personal. Like I said, I just #####ed out a mod for no reason whatsoever, in a game that hasn't even been running for weeks, so I'm a little hesitant to believe that I should be playing in the very near future.
March is better than February, though. For oh so many reasons.
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