weezer_10
02/18/2003, 01:04
You know you're addicted to Heroclix when...
- You're watching the Justice League and you watch Solomon Grundy wallop Superman in to a wall and think, "Okay that's 1 click of damage plus 1 click of knockback damage"
- You stand inside a shrub and dare your pals to hurl objects at you while you yell, "Go ahead, it's blocking terrain when I'm in here"... You eventually stumble out of the shurb with a black eye.
- When playing basketball you fall victim to a fake move, "Maaan, outwitted again"
- You're little brother or sister is annoying you, so you just pick them up and put them under your arm making a succesfull capture move, "Target captured"
- You wake up in the middle of the night screaming for your very own Wonder Woman figure
- Your Heroclix retailers know you by name... and the nickname only your mother calls you
- When sitting on the train or bus you pass wind, dealing 1 click of damage to all people adjacent to you
- You attach an Aquatic mover symbol on your shoes only realising it does not help you when running through water, you graciously reduce your movements by half
- You wish your Elektra figure was life size
- You've got the ball in a game of football, you have the Charge ability but then you soon realise that are vulnerable to knockback
- Hypersonic Speed is that, Hypersonic, not you running up to somebody, punching them in the arm, then running back around the corner goofily
- You knockout a burgular with a candy machine, "Woohoo! 1 extra click of damage", candy is then spilled all over the floor due to the breakage
- You start to play sport matches with opponents playing on your side and teammates on the opponents side
- Your friend is lying on the floor in pain, thinking of the Titans team ability, you immediately punch yourself in the arm and ask your friend, "Feeling better?"
and lastly, another sign that you might be addicted to Heroclix is....
- You begin rattling pregnant women to see if you think they're carrying a "unique" inside of them
Thankyou very much, I'm here all night :p
- You're watching the Justice League and you watch Solomon Grundy wallop Superman in to a wall and think, "Okay that's 1 click of damage plus 1 click of knockback damage"
- You stand inside a shrub and dare your pals to hurl objects at you while you yell, "Go ahead, it's blocking terrain when I'm in here"... You eventually stumble out of the shurb with a black eye.
- When playing basketball you fall victim to a fake move, "Maaan, outwitted again"
- You're little brother or sister is annoying you, so you just pick them up and put them under your arm making a succesfull capture move, "Target captured"
- You wake up in the middle of the night screaming for your very own Wonder Woman figure
- Your Heroclix retailers know you by name... and the nickname only your mother calls you
- When sitting on the train or bus you pass wind, dealing 1 click of damage to all people adjacent to you
- You attach an Aquatic mover symbol on your shoes only realising it does not help you when running through water, you graciously reduce your movements by half
- You wish your Elektra figure was life size
- You've got the ball in a game of football, you have the Charge ability but then you soon realise that are vulnerable to knockback
- Hypersonic Speed is that, Hypersonic, not you running up to somebody, punching them in the arm, then running back around the corner goofily
- You knockout a burgular with a candy machine, "Woohoo! 1 extra click of damage", candy is then spilled all over the floor due to the breakage
- You start to play sport matches with opponents playing on your side and teammates on the opponents side
- Your friend is lying on the floor in pain, thinking of the Titans team ability, you immediately punch yourself in the arm and ask your friend, "Feeling better?"
and lastly, another sign that you might be addicted to Heroclix is....
- You begin rattling pregnant women to see if you think they're carrying a "unique" inside of them
Thankyou very much, I'm here all night :p