Look at your favorite websites a whole new way

[Ramplate]

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Have fun!:D

[Ramplate]

as read by the Sweedish Chef from the Muppet Show

Ve-a zee Peuple-a ooff zee Uneeted Stetes, in Oorder tu furm a mure-a perffect Uneeun, istebleesh Joosteece-a, insoore-a dumesteec Trunqooeelity, prufeede-a fur zee cummun deffense-a, prumute-a zee generel Velffere-a, und secoore-a zee Blesseengs ooff Leeberty tu oooorselfes und oooor Pustereety, du oordeeen und istebleesh thees Cunsteetooshun fur zee Uneeted Stetes ooff Emereeca.

[Ramplate]

Elmer Fudd: Same speach

We the Peopwe of the United States, in Owdew to fowm a mowe pewfect Union, estabwish Justice, insuwe domestic Twanqwiwity, pwovide fow the common defense, pwomote the genewaw Wewfawe, and secuwe the Bwessings of Wibewty to ouwsewves and ouw Postewity, do owdain and estabwish this Constitution fow the United States of Amewica.

[TheFreak]

man this s great! all i can say is Eminem's Business in Redneck...that's funny stuff....

[Ramplate]

Jabberwocky as read by Elmer Fudd (as if it weren't confusing enough!):D

`Twas bwiwwig, and the swithy toves Did gywe and gimbwe in the wabe: Aww mimsy wewe the bowogoves, And the mome waths outgwabe. "Bewawe the Jabbewwock, my son! De jaws that bite, the cwaws that catch! Bewawe the Jubjub biwd, and shun De fwumious Bandewsnatch!" He took his vowpaw swowd in hand: Wong time the manxome foe he sought -- So wested he by the Tumtum twee, And stood awhiwe in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, De Jabbewwock, wif eyes of fwame, Came whiffwing thwough the tuwgey wood, And buwbwed as it came! One, two! One, two! And thwough and thwough De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack! He weft it dead, and wif its head He went gawumphing back. "And, has thou swain the Jabbewwock? Come to my awms, my beamish boy! O fwabjous day! Cawwooh! Cawway!' He chowtwed in his joy. `Twas bwiwwig, and the swithy toves Did gywe and gimbwe in the wabe; Aww mimsy wewe the bowogoves, And the mome waths outgwabe.

[dplanas]

Man this thing friggen rock. . oh the hilarity . . cant breathe . .

[rabbidgerbal]

TOO COOL DUDE!

Thanks for sharing

[shin-goji]

"Th' Kin' of Rock, who? Thet be mah hobby an' job, An' when ah come an' brin' th' ruckus, suckers duck an' then dodge!" - Helter-skelter DMC, Dejunerashun X

[Ramplate]

New people - old thread. woo hoo!:p

[Joker69]

T!m3 CUb3 !n H4XX()R !5 teh fUn3st3st t!gnH 3v0rs!!!!!!!!!:p

[Stumpinpants]

This hyar is how varmints aroun' mah area talk on th' noos. It gits pow'ful annoyin' sometimes, an' ah wish ah was up no'th. Stoopid varmints wif -2000 IQs, which is a compliment fo' some. Dis is duh, how de odeh part sans a few talk.

PEACE OIT,,, i o\\\\////\\\\////nm j0o

[Annihillus]

The front page of HCRealms:

.: Welcome t'HCRealms.com :.
Welcome t'HCRealms.com: Th' Premier HeroClix Community. This hyar site offers a variety of tools; includin' an Armah Builder, Colleckshun Organizer, an' a Search Engine thet scours our figgers database fo' statistics an' info'mashun of ev'ry HeroClix figger. Beyond our tools lies an ackive Fo'um an' Chat Room, frequented by some of th' bess HeroClix players in th' Wo'ld, cuss it all t' tarnation. We is constantly addin' noo an' excitin' features t'HCRealms.com, so make sho'nuff t'bookmark it now so yo' kin return daily fo' th' latess an' greatess in th' Realms of HeroClix.

.: Topps t'Acquire WizKids :.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Topps t'Acquire WizKids
JUNE 23, 2003 (SEATTLE) — Today, Th' Topps Compenny, th' tradin' card, colleckibles, an' cornfeckshunary compenny, announced it is acquirin' Wizkids, LLC (“WizKids”), a privately held designer an' marketer of colleckible strategy games, haidquartered in Bellevue, Warshin'ton, as enny fool kin plainly see. WizKids’ current games include Mage Knight, HeroClix, an' MechWarrio', all of which utilize colleckible miniature figgers wif a patent-pendin' “combat dial” thet incodes relevant game info'mashun in th' base of etch piece.

Topps Chairman an' CEO, Ezekiel T. Sho'in said, “Th' acquisishun of WizKids represents an impo'tant step in our strategy fo' growin' th' Entertainment segment of th' business as it provides efficient intry t'th' growin' colleckible games market. Foun'ed in 2000, WizKids injoys a strong repeetayshun fo' its innovative game design, effeckive marketin' skills, an' high-level cestomer care. In addishun t'th' existin' produck line, thar is a healthy pipeline of noo games in development.” He added, “Joinin' fo'ces wif WizKids will inhance th' licensin' retch of both companies an' will further levahage Topps bran' franchises. We look fo'ward t'wela-comin' th' management an' employees of WizKids t'th' Topps fambly.”

Jo'dan Weisman, WizKids’ co-foun'er an' CEO, will be responsible fo' th' day-to-day management of WizKids an' its 95 employees. Mr. Weisman, 43, has been one of th' gamin' indestry’s most successful an' prolific designers on over 20 years. He will repo't direckly t'Ole Jeb Silvahstein, EVP an' haid of Topps Entertainment Divishun.

Mr. Weisman commented, “We is delighted t'join wif Topps an' look fo'ward t'enhancin' th' Compenny’s produck offerin's wif th' addishun of colleckible strategy games. Wif th' suppo't of Topps resources, its distribushun know-how, indestry presence, an' bran's, we is excited t'reckanize th' full value of our game producks an' t'play a role in th' successful evolushun of Topps intertainment lines.”

WizKids manufackures an' distributes “colleckable miniatures games,” a catego'y of tabletop strategy game invented by Weisman in 1999, an' now played in 56 countries all on over th' wo'ld, cuss it all t' tarnation. To date, th' compenny has sold mo'e than 100 million toy figgers unner th' game bran's Mage Knight™, MechWarrio'®, an' HeroClix™.

Th' latess game t'bar WizKids’ imaginative stamp is Shadowrun® Jools, which hits sto'e shelves this hyar month. Shadowrun combines full-sized ackshun figgers wif a complete set of tabletop “combat” rules, combinin' imaginative play an' rules-based game play. In Seppember, WizKids is launchin' Creepy Freaks™ th' Grost-Out 3-D Tradin' Game thet combines th' colleckability of card games wif th' tabletop strategy of a miniatures game. It is also th' fust WizKids title designed exclusively fo' kids.

Fo' addishunal info'mashun on WizKids, viset www.wizkidsgames.com, dawgone it.



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130 Comments | Last comment by: mahsterio_lives
.: Posted by Dradhoun'dog | Mon 23 Jun 2003, 5:12 PM :.
.: Indy HeroClix Starters :.

Stock Number: WZK7100
Title: Indy HeroClix Starter Set
MSRP: $19.95

Dexcripshun

Now Indy Comix fans kin mighty click! Fry mah hide! Hyar is favo'ite chareeckers fum th' wo'ld’s top independent comic books cast in a HeroClix colleckable miniatures game. Fum Dark Houn'dog’s Hellfella t'Atomico’s Danger Gal, they’re ready t'brin' their unique abilities an' independent style t'enny tabletop.

Indy HeroClix includes favo'ites like Judge Dredd of 2000AD, Showdy-doo of Crusade Comics, Arwyn an' Saman'ahl Rey fum Crost Jun Comics, Witchblade fum Top Cow, an' Abner Mack’s, Kabuki Thar is 96 prepainted figgers in all, ready wif their unique powers fo' fantastic independent adventures. This hyar starter set includes ev'rythin' needed t'throw them into th' fray.


Contents

8 ran'omly inserted Indy HeroClix miniatures
Rulebook
Quick-play rules sheet
Special abilities card
1 Map
Turnin' Rin'
6 objeck tokens
10 terrain markers
2 dice
8 ID stickers



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181 Comments | Last comment by: Jo'in
.: Posted by Dradhoun'dog | Wed 18 Jun 2003, 9:04 PM :.
.: Indy HeroClix Boosters :.





Stock Number: WZK7200
Title: Indy HeroClix Booster Boxes
MSRP: $6.95

Dexcripshun
Now Indy Comix fans kin mighty click! Fry mah hide! Their favo'ite chareeckers fum th' wo'ld’s top independent comic books is har as colleckable miniatures. Fum Dark Houn'dog’s Hellfella t'Atomico’s Danger Gal, they’re ready t'brin' their unique abilities an' independent approaches t'th' tabletop.

Indy HeroClix includes favo'ites like Judge Dredd of 2000AD, Showdy-doo of Crusade Comics, Arwyn an' Saman'ahl Rey fum Crost Jun Comics, Witchblade chareeckers fum Top Cow, an' Abner Mack’s Kabuki. Thar is 96 prepainted figgers in all, ready wif their unique powers fo' fantastic independent adventures.

Contents

4 ran'omly inserted Indy HeroClix miniatures
4 ID stickers



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43 Comments | Last comment by: Frontman
.: Posted by Dradhoun'dog | Wed 18 Jun 2003, 9:04 PM :.

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