Need some serious help here

[shin-goji]

Seriously, i need some good "Yo Momma jokes." I'm gonna be going base to base with this guy on saturday and need something wittier than, "Your momma is so good at math."

[Random]

got TONS of those from my Marine Corps day's. but what do I get in payment?

[Spidersense]

These are probably well known:

Yo Momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World

Yo Momma's so fat, she went out on a date wearing high-heels and came back wearing sandals.

[uuoolly]

Yo mamma teeth so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

[rejamison]

... so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

... so poor I went over to your house and rung the doorbell and she stuck her head out the window and yelled: DING DONG!

... so skanky I gave her a dollar for sex and she gave me change.

[Funky Jett]

Here's what you really need...

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

http://members.lycos.co.uk/yomommajokes/