View Full Version : Need some serious help here
Seriously, i need some good "Yo Momma jokes." I'm gonna be going base to base with this guy on saturday and need something wittier than, "Your momma is so good at math."
got TONS of those from my Marine Corps day's. but what do I get in payment?
These are probably well known:
Yo Momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World
Yo Momma's so fat, she went out on a date wearing high-heels and came back wearing sandals.
Yo mamma teeth so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
... so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
... so poor I went over to your house and rung the doorbell and she stuck her head out the window and yelled: DING DONG!
... so skanky I gave her a dollar for sex and she gave me change.
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