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malakim2099
04/10/2010, 22:08
You've survived a Crisis of Infinite Earths.

You've survived a Crisis of Infinite Muchas (TWICE!)

But, do you dare get a look into what dwells inside my head?

The infinite depths of my personal abyss lie in wait! Who wants to jump in and play?

Looking for whoever I can get, game will start June 21st. :)

I postponed this just because 1. I needed to get my mafia head straight and 2. I am dealing with moving and WWE. So, this is when the start date will be. PARTAY!

Players
1. JKittenLantern
2. DarqFeonix
3. Rokk_Krinn
4. Wade Wilson
5. MSU
6. Kedryn
7. Quebbster
8. Ignatz_Mouse
9. KO Bossy
10. get_Night_1
11. Truffle Shuffle
12. Aegon Targaryen
13. charlesx
14. normalview
15. Stan ;)
16. KitsuShel
17. Magnito
18. h2raider
19. Silver Lantern
20. Sky "Who can I mason with" Kushryd
21. Morphy!
22. PaxZRake
23. Kontrol


No character limit/minimum, but I'll probably stop signups around the 3rd or so.

Anyone posting in white text will be modkilled without mercy.

JKLantern
04/10/2010, 23:29
Let's see if I can earn the Malakim Memorial "My God, JK, What Were You Thinking?" Trophy!

(Maow!)

DarqFeonix
04/10/2010, 23:33
So basically this is gonna be OOTS IV? :laugh:

Dibs on anything political, 'cause K and I certainly share similar thoughts there...

JKLantern
04/10/2010, 23:35
So basically this is gonna be OOTS IV? :laugh:

Dibs on anything political, 'cause K and I certainly share similar thoughts there...

But...but...how can I be bucket of kittens if it's OOTS?!?

Rokk_Krinn
04/10/2010, 23:43
Always a "yes" on any of your games Mal....even if I am bitter with the fun-factour of late. ;)

JKLantern
04/10/2010, 23:49
Always a "yes" on any of your games Mal....even if I am bitter with the fun-factour of late. ;)

Maybe he'll let you be Ringo Starr, Lord of Penguins.

JackAssterson
04/10/2010, 23:59
A game about what's inside an elf's head is a great concept -- hey, a TV show about nothing worked out really well! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

But seriously, folks, us Couslands love the elves. Actually, they're called the lvs now. They're so poor they couldn't buy a vowel! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

(I kinda wish I could play, if only for the elf jokes, but I have to take a mafia break for the sake of my sanity)

malakim2099
04/11/2010, 02:43
A game about what's inside an elf's head is a great concept -- hey, a TV show about nothing worked out really well! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

But seriously, folks, us Couslands love the elves. Actually, they're called the lvs now. They're so poor they couldn't buy a vowel! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

(I kinda wish I could play, if only for the elf jokes, but I have to take a mafia break for the sake of my sanity)

Figures, humans talk the talk, but never can walk the walk.

BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MteAVvr_wrU)

Wade Wilson
04/11/2010, 04:40
So this is going to be like You are the Cerebral Cortex/town?

MSU
04/11/2010, 08:56
I claim the sensitive side!!

What, this is like Herman's Head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI7W8Lj6P24&feature=related), right?

Kedryn
04/11/2010, 09:01
This should be fun. :)

Ignatz_Mouse
04/11/2010, 10:09
Sign me up!

Quebbster
04/11/2010, 10:36
I've failed miserably in all mal games I've played so far, so I figure I'm due a good performance! :)

malakim2099
04/11/2010, 11:17
I've failed miserably in all mal games I've played so far, so I figure I'm due a good performance! :)

I wouldn't say that. Hou did pretty darn well in Bioware.

That will be opening this evening, btw. I was giving it a break with the weekend and all. Long day phases with no one posting due to RL depresses me. And it's in the endgame.

Quebbster
04/11/2010, 11:32
I wouldn't say that. Hou did pretty darn well in Bioware.
Just being a bit bitter about being gunned down without a chance to defend myself. But we'll talk more about it once the game is over. :)

Wade Wilson
04/11/2010, 18:08
I didn't get an answer and was forced to sign up :(

KO Bossy
04/11/2010, 18:15
Count me in.

malakim2099
04/11/2010, 18:40
So this is going to be like You are the Cerebral Cortex/town?

No, more like various aspects of my personality.

It's much more like JKL's game in that regard... though I don't think I'm at the same level of sadism that he is. ;)

(And Wade, you should know that if you post in a thread, unless you explicitly say you ain't playing... I'm going to assume you are.) :p

JKLantern
04/11/2010, 19:44
It's much more like JKL's game in that regard... though I don't think I'm at the same level of sadism that he is. ;)


I'm tempted to do a sequel to see if I can make it more evil...

get_1
04/11/2010, 19:49
I'm tempted to do a sequel to see if I can make it more evil...

Pretty sure you couldn't have invented a more evil role than the one I got...

I'll play, mal.

JKLantern
04/11/2010, 19:54
Pretty sure you couldn't have invented a more evil role than the one I got...

I'll play, mal.

That's right, you got stuck as T-Bird. I loved that role. It was such a dick move.

Wade Wilson
04/11/2010, 22:01
No, more like various aspects of my personality.

It's much more like JKL's game in that regard... though I don't think I'm at the same level of sadism that he is. ;)

(And Wade, you should know that if you post in a thread, unless you explicitly say you ain't playing... I'm going to assume you are.) :p

As long as BA from the A-team is possible, i'm cool :cool:

malakim2099
04/11/2010, 22:32
As long as BA from the A-team is possible, i'm cool :cool:

Night Elf Mohawks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0DtmxYFuE) are a very likely possibility, if nothing else.

Wade Wilson
04/11/2010, 22:34
/added


filler

Truffle Shuffle
04/11/2010, 22:57
Seems like it might be a scary place, but I'll sign up anyway. :)

Wade Wilson
04/11/2010, 23:00
could be worst, could be inside Mal's pants mafia...

malakim2099
04/11/2010, 23:41
Seems like it might be a scary place, but I'll sign up anyway. :)

Oh, you have nothing to fear... :rolleyes:

:cool:

Aegon Targaryen
04/12/2010, 09:34
In

fillfillfill

MSU
04/12/2010, 10:21
Oh, you have nothing to fear... :rolleyes:

:cool:

I honestly thought this was in response to the what's inside mal's pants comment by Wade.....

:grin:

malakim2099
04/12/2010, 11:52
I honestly thought this was in response to the what's inside mal's pants comment by Wade.....

:grin:

I thought we agreed not to talk about that!

Er, I mean... welcome aboard! :nervous:

charlesx
04/12/2010, 12:16
OK, sign me up and let the hilarity and madness ensue! :)

normalview
04/12/2010, 17:17
Why not...

I've stuck with themes that I've known pretty well so far... might be fun to try one that I have no clue what is going on.

malakim2099
04/12/2010, 18:55
Why not...

I've stuck with themes that I've known pretty well so far... might be fun to try one that I have no clue what is going on.

I don't think anyone else knows me nearly well enough to know what's going on either. :laugh:

malakim2099
04/16/2010, 03:04
Bumpity bump bump.

JKLantern
04/16/2010, 03:05
Maow! Signups plz? Kthxbai.

Aegon Targaryen
04/16/2010, 07:37
http://www.ricesigns.com/real_pictures/bump_signs.jpg

Aegon Targaryen
04/19/2010, 19:06
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Animooted-bump.gif

Truffle Shuffle
04/19/2010, 19:46
Look, the woman behind her is even offended.

JKLantern
04/19/2010, 19:48
Look, the woman behind her is even offended.

I'm allowed to walk around shirtless because I won't have that problem. :laugh:

Or to quote a friend of mine.

"Take these. Eat until your stomach is no longer concave."

Wade Wilson
04/19/2010, 19:56
Look, the woman behind her is even offended.

Is that woman you? :o

sstralkowski
04/19/2010, 21:35
Stan, if I modkill anyone posting in white text, will you sign up for my latest game?

I realize that the scars are deep from FND2. :nervous:

Sure. :laugh:

KitsuShel
04/19/2010, 21:38
Really? I'm surprised my name isn't automatically added to your games now, Mal. I'm a tad disappointed, love.

;)

Wade Wilson
04/19/2010, 22:24
I pity da fool!

malakim2099
04/19/2010, 22:26
Really? I'm surprised my name isn't automatically added to your games now, Mal. I'm a tad disappointed, love.

;)

Oh, so you like it more when I'm the dominant one, huh...

*scribbles down notes*

Duly noted! :grin:

KitsuShel
04/19/2010, 22:29
Oh, so you like it more when I'm the dominant one, huh...

*scribbles down notes*

Duly noted! :grin:

:whisper shouts: STFU!


Sheesh, can't share any secrets with people around here anymore, can ya?


:o

malakim2099
04/19/2010, 22:53
:whisper shouts: STFU!


Sheesh, can't share any secrets with people around here anymore, can ya?


:o


I'll make it up to you. :cool:

malakim2099
04/23/2010, 16:37
And... I'm losing my temper with things.

Closing signups for the time being. They will probably reopen at some point.

malakim2099
05/11/2010, 01:17
Back in business and looking for more players!

JKLantern
05/11/2010, 01:23
Samurai ACTION! (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Hatamoto-Chi)

Ironically, my brother and I never liked the Hatamoto-Chi, for one simple reason: it's the Thug. If we want a Thug, we'll get a damn Thug. If the Hatamoto-Chi was something else, we probably wouldn't ever have had a problem with it.

Magnito
05/11/2010, 10:25
Yeah, sure. Why not.

h2raider
05/11/2010, 20:47
I shall sign up

Silver Lantern
05/11/2010, 21:13
IN...

Filler

SkyKushryd
05/11/2010, 23:51
I'm in if you'll have me.

malakim2099
05/12/2010, 00:57
We're up to 20, which is hot! But we can use more! :)

malakim2099
05/12/2010, 00:57
I'm in if you'll have me.

Sure. you'll be in a mason and have a one-shot daykill...

JKLantern
05/12/2010, 01:01
Sure. you'll be in a mason and have a one-shot daykill...

The kittens are maow terrified for their continued well-being...

SkyKushryd
05/12/2010, 01:03
Sure. you'll be in a mason and have a one-shot daykill...

Hey no fair, I had 3 daykills in that game!!! :p

malakim2099
05/12/2010, 01:06
The kittens are maow terrified for their continued well-being...

This (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4053719&postcount=50) will explain it. :laugh:

JKLantern
05/12/2010, 01:10
This (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4053719&postcount=50) will explain it. :laugh:

The kittens request a Battlemech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Nova_Cat_%28BattleMech%29). Just in case. :nervous:

SkyKushryd
05/12/2010, 01:14
Nothing is safe from a Sky-Kill!!!

Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

JKLantern
05/12/2010, 01:16
Lynch: Sky's Junk

That should keep Sky from getting Kill Happy.

malakim2099
05/15/2010, 01:46
Lynch: Sky's Junk

That should keep Sky from getting Kill Happy.

Or it might make him really really mad.

SkyKushryd
05/15/2010, 03:17
You won't like me when I'm angry.

malakim2099
05/15/2010, 11:33
You won't like me when I'm angry.

Sky and JKL are mason partners?!? ZOMG! :laugh:

SkyKushryd
05/15/2010, 23:57
I love how I completely derailed this thread by joining the game.

Morpheousdr3am3r
05/17/2010, 20:19
I should have a fully functional computer by then. I think it's safe to say I'm not only back but in as well. Man have I missed mafia.

Wade Wilson
05/17/2010, 20:21
And we have missed you :)

malakim2099
05/17/2010, 22:47
I should have a fully functional computer by then. I think it's safe to say I'm not only back but in as well. Man have I missed mafia.

Yay! MORPH!

MORPH MORPH MORPH!

:grin:

Morpheousdr3am3r
05/18/2010, 03:21
Its just a shame that ice isn't playing anymore. Looks like i might need to find a new vendetta.

malakim2099
06/07/2010, 01:09
Alright, the roles are being written, and this should be... interesting. :cool:

Wade Wilson
06/07/2010, 03:16
You are Mal's bed/town?

SkyKushryd
06/07/2010, 03:20
You are SkyKushryds mason partner - Town

You are SkyKushryds mason partner.

As such, you are going to die.

No, theres nothing you can do about it.

Have a nice day. :)

get_1
06/07/2010, 14:55
I hope you give me the most #####in' role out there, considering the not-so-awesome role you gave me in my tribute game got me killed on N1. :cheeky:

charlesx
06/07/2010, 14:58
OK, Mal, sign me up. Should be great and just plain weird fun!

get_1
06/07/2010, 15:06
I hope you give me the most #####in' role out there, considering the not-so-awesome role you gave me in my tribute game got me killed on N1. :cheeky:

I just read through it again. That was quite the hilarious Day 1. I can't wait for Morph's next game to start so I can reverse this little golden nugget on a certain someone: :devious:


Vote: Betty

'Cause with Morphy gone, I'm not gonna get my own name in a game title... and I'm jealous :p

Silver Lantern
06/07/2010, 15:49
You are SkyKushryds mason partner - Town

You are SkyKushryds mason partner.

As such, you are going to die.

No, theres nothing you can do about it.

Have a nice day. :)

Dibs on this role PLEASE!!!

BTW, what game did this happen in?

DarqFeonix
06/07/2010, 15:53
Dibs on this role PLEASE!!!

BTW, what game did this happen in?

Be Your Own Bad Guy 2, I believe.

get_1
06/07/2010, 16:10
#3, actually.


SkyKill - The act of an overzealous player using his daykill on his own mason partner, first (and so far solely) performed by SkyKushryd in goodman's BYOBG3. While hilarious, it is not a good play.

Wade Wilson
06/07/2010, 16:16
Grundy want pants too!

He was supposed to be running 4 before he disappeared.

Morpheousdr3am3r
06/07/2010, 17:08
I just read through it again. That was quite the hilarious Day 1. I can't wait for Morph's next game to start so I can reverse this little golden nugget on a certain someone: :devious:
Are you gonna sign up for that?

JKLantern
06/07/2010, 17:15
Maow maow maow maow maow maow maow! OHAI!

(';')

get_1
06/07/2010, 17:22
Are you gonna sign up for that?

Probably not. If I do, I can't help look over the roles for you. Unless you're cool with that... ;)

Morpheousdr3am3r
06/07/2010, 17:41
As they're coming together things are looking pretty good. I'd love to have you play though.

malakim2099
06/07/2010, 17:42
OK, Mal, sign me up. Should be great and just plain weird fun!

... but you already are! :cheeky:

Wade Wilson
06/07/2010, 23:21
I haven't gotten my role yet.

Truffle Shuffle
06/07/2010, 23:42
Dibs on this role PLEASE!!!

BTW, what game did this happen in?

You're hoping I end up your mason partner, aren't you. :p

JKLantern
06/07/2010, 23:48
You're hoping I end up your mason partner, aren't you. :p

I thought everyone wanted to be your mason partner.

malakim2099
06/08/2010, 01:17
I thought everyone wanted to be your mason partner.

I was gonna make her my mason partner, now hush!

You'll get the roles... um, well, Wednesday probably. With the trip looming, this is gonna be a bit tight.

SkyKushryd
06/08/2010, 01:59
I thought everyone wanted to be your mason partner.

Noone wants to be my mason partner. :(






:devious:

JKLantern
06/08/2010, 02:09
Noone wants to be my mason partner. :(






:devious:

Hey, even you can't kill kittens. I'll be your Mason Partner!

*Gets eaten by Truff*

Dammit!

Wade Wilson
06/08/2010, 02:15
Truff eats kittens? I didn't think she swung that way :o

SkyKushryd
06/08/2010, 02:33
Hey, even you can't kill kittens. I'll be your Mason Partner!

*Gets eaten by Truff*

Dammit!

Well, Ironically, in DIY 2 I killed Truffles, who happened to be JOH's adorable Kitty Cat.

So technically, I can, and have, killed kittens.

JKLantern
06/08/2010, 02:36
Well, Ironically, in DIY 2 I killed Truffles, who happened to be JOH's adorable Kitty Cat.

So technically, I can, and have, killed kittens.

Hey Mal? Change of plans. I'm now a bucket of Fried Chicken. That cool with you ?

Wade Wilson
06/08/2010, 02:39
That's racist.

JKLantern
06/08/2010, 02:48
That's racist.

Really, Wade? Just the presence of a bucket of Fried Chicken, in the absence of everything else, is suddenly racist? :tired:

Wade Wilson
06/08/2010, 03:19
Assuming that Mal likes Fried chicken is racist :mad:

malakim2099
06/08/2010, 08:18
Assuming that Mal likes Fried chicken is racist :mad:

Just for that, you're going to be a bucket of Fried Jack Bauer. :p

Truffle Shuffle
06/08/2010, 11:38
Well, Ironically, in DIY 2 I killed Truffles, who happened to be JOH's adorable Kitty Cat.

So technically, I can, and have, killed kittens.

Huh. Well I was going to say I'd be your mason partner if for no other reason than the lolz. But you can forget it now bub. :p

malakim2099
06/09/2010, 22:44
OKAY! SCHEDULE CHANGE!!!!!!!


Due to WWE and external factors, The Game Will Start Monday, June 21st. Roles are done and being sent right now.