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I had a funny idea of taking a bunch of d-bag 'celebrities' and amalgamating them into a team. This is also my first attempt at the dialmaker, so here goes!
U Snooki
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 2 :bolt:
Points: 32
Keywords: Brown Lantern Corps, Jersey Shore
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:m-wing: Are You Freakin' Kiddin' Me?! (EARTHBOUND)
:a-fist: Bronzer: Snooki can use poison. Whenever Snooki deals damage with this ability, the damage is treated as penetrating damage.
:d-normal: Guidette (TOUGHNESS)
:d-normal: Takes a hit to the face like a champ!: When you turn Snooki's combat dial as a result of her taking damage, stop turning the dial when "Takes a hit to the face like a champ!" appears in the stat slot.
:g-starburst: Don't Touch My Hair! This Took Me All Freakin' Mornin' (SHAPE CHANGE)
Thinking of making Jon Gosselin, Paris Hilton, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, and the Kardashians (as a duo! ) members of the Brown Lanterns.
I'll hammer ideas out if it's funny enough
jesus christ, I messed this up pretty good. doing it all by hand sucks!
ERRATA: got it!
JDKenada
05/04/2010, 10:17
Definitely funny...WAY too expensive. Look at R Skrull Infiltrator, who is a mere 25 points. Even with penetrating poison damage, I'm thinking this guy's not even 40 points. Let's face it, he's easily one shotted and that can offset point cost even more.
I don't even want to know what the Brown Corps is...:noid:
UniqueLoginNamor
05/04/2010, 13:03
Snoopy of the Charles Brown Lantern!! Cool. His Archenemy is Red Baron.
Dr. Hunter Thompson
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 6 :bolt:
Keywords: Reporter, Blue Lantern Corps
m-normala-normald-normalg-normal8915289161710161791406815057150KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOAttack - "With No Qualms about Killing Anyone Else In the World Who makes us Uncomfortable": Dr. Hunter S. Thompson can use Ranged Combat Expert as if He had a range of 8.
Damage - The Edge, There is No Honest way To Explain It...: When This Power is Shown Dr. Hunter S. Thompson Stop Clicking His Dial. Hunter S. Thompson Can USe Perplex, Outwit and Enhancement.
Chief Pokishi
05/04/2010, 22:55
Don't forget Kanye West, Kimora Lee Simmons and Dr. Phil. All ######s in my eyes.
Don't forget Kanye West, Kimora Lee Simmons and Dr. Phil. All ######s in my eyes.
I cannot believe I forgot Kanye!
Rep for that, I want to work on a Kanye one next
U - Kanye West
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 0 :bolt:
Points: 72
Keywords: Brown Lantern Corps
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:star: George Bush doesn't care about black people!: Kanye West cannot have any combat values modified if they would be higher.
:m-boot: Unexpected Entrance: Give Kanye West a power action. Kanye West can use Phasing/Teleport and his movement value becomes 20. Kanye West takes 1 unavoidable damage when the action resolves.
:m-boot: "I'm really happy for you..." (Plasticity)
:a-fist: "...and I'm gonna let you finish...": If Kanye West is adjacent to an opposing figure that is of lesser point value and has zero action tokens, at the beginning of your turn, you may give Kanye West a power action and place an action token on the opposing figure.
:d-normal:"Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!": When you turn Kanye West's combat dial as a result of him taking damage, stop turning the dial when "Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!" appears in the stat slot.
U - Dr. Phil
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 0 :bolt:
Points: 60
Keywords: Brown Lantern Corps, Scientist
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:m-boot: "It's time to get real!": Dr. Phil has Perplex. When Dr. Phil uses Perplex, he can affect every target friendly character within 6 squares that shares the Brown Lantern Corps keyword. Dr. Phil must have a clear line of fire to each target.
:d-normal: "Don't sugarcoat your excuses because you'll eat those too" (Mastermind)
:g-starburst: "Failure is no accident.": Whenever a play rolls a critical miss, all characters with the Brown Lantern Corps keyword are healed 1 damage after the action resolves.
I took the exact same stats as the Chief. I figured an on-board Brilliant Tactician and a Black Lantern-esque ability would be a sweetener for the only Brown Lantern that doesn't take forever to kill.
In fact, he has the other Brown Lanterns take damage for him in his quest of self-righteousness and blaming others.
Wolf_Otaku
05/05/2010, 06:02
Kanye West (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVU_8RJ9nnE) needs :m-dolphin: symbol.
Kanye West (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVU_8RJ9nnE) needs :m-dolphin: symbol.
Gayfish reference complied with
georgie83
05/05/2010, 08:11
JDKaneda was right about Snooki being overpriced, but am I the only one who sees it as a social commentary on how she thinks she's hot stuff when she's really not? :D
Regardless, love the dials, Beck. Dr. Phil especially. Though I think the "Get Real" SP should have some sort of negative drawback like a token or damage taken to friendly characters, since you know how he keeps it real so much it hurts. :D
JDKaneda was right about Snooki being overpriced, but am I the only one who sees it as a social commentary on how she thinks she's hot stuff when she's really not? :D
Regardless, love the dials, Beck. Dr. Phil especially. Though I think the "Get Real" SP should have some sort of negative drawback like a token or damage taken to friendly characters, since you know how he keeps it real so much it hurts. :D
Is she still overpriced? She was at 60 something, and I took it down about 20 points. I'll put her to 32 points
As for Dr. Phil, I took the "Get Real" as more of a battle cry than anything else. I'm also running on fumes, and your interpretation makes more sense. I'm trying to draw something from the Parademon Drill Sergeant's SP.
I also originally wanted Snookie to have a dial of all orange, but unfortunately, doing so would make no sense when you try to play it out.
She probably can't leap/climb, she does nothing that relates to Energy Explosion, Toughness can make sense, and Battle Fury won't do as she's not a loner type and doesn't mind being passed around like currency.
R Latarian Milton
Team: No Affiliation
Range: 3 :bolt:
Keywords: Red Lantern, Kid
m-winga-normald-normalg-normal8916289152981539816399173810173KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOSpeed - It's Fun To Do Bad Thangs: Latarian Milton Can Use Charge and Flurry But Not In the Same Action. Damage Dealt When using Flurry Is Penetrating.
Attack - I Wanna'd Do Hoodrat Thangs Wif My Frands: Latarian Milton Has The :a-duo:Ability.
JDKenada
06/08/2010, 23:46
JDKaneda was right about Snooki being overpriced, but am I the only one who sees it as a social commentary on how she thinks she's hot stuff when she's really not? :D
You know how they say you reach a moment when you realize you're old? That moment came with the realization that Snooki is a real person and I have absolutely no idea who that is. Between her and this "Bieber" I refuse to Google, I'm starting to think I'm old.
JDK...Don't I'm 18 and I'm "aware" of who they are at best. I resfuse to watch that tripe.
HOWEVER You should Google Latarian Milton...Funniest/Saddest thing you'll see for a while
JDKenada
06/09/2010, 00:05
JDK...Don't I'm 18 and I'm "aware" of who they are at best. I resfuse to watch that tripe.
HOWEVER You should Google Latarian Milton...Funniest/Saddest thing you'll see for a while
We talking "William Hung" funny or "R-rated Jackass segments" funny? Or, "does this smell funny?" funny?
Funny as in You can't believe this is how low Society is sinking.
But not in the jackass kind of way moreso: PEople like this shouldn't exist
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