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shin-goji
02/26/2003, 00:03
My nuts itch. Terribly. I open up a can of Planters, and see all the cashews and pecans scratching themselves with brillo pads. My pistachios have used up all the calomine lotion in the house. The macademias run up and down the hall screaming and waving their arms like they are covered in ants. The brazils overdose on benadryl to relieve the itching. I won't even mention what's going on with my almonds. Yes. My nuts itch. Terribly.

I need sleep badly.
skeevo666
02/26/2003, 01:07
soaking yr nuts?
shin-goji
02/26/2003, 10:16
No...STRAINING my nuts...
Graf Zemo
02/26/2003, 10:27
I hate Brazil nuts. Why are they even in cans of mixed nuts. They just lay around and complain about Cashews being overcosted and how the stats for Penuts are way off. Brazil nuts will tell you that the fine folks at planters just don't know what they are doing. Once a Walnut outwitted a Brazil nut. Now we all have to hear about that! Noboby eats Brazil nuts!
Spidersense
02/26/2003, 10:29
I think I have an allergy to Brazil nuts. I just try to stay away from them.
batfink
02/26/2003, 10:30
Brazil nuts are broken.
LivingTribunal
02/26/2003, 10:33
The thing to to do is, take your nuts in your hand massage them till the skin comes off. Next take a frying pan put peanut oil in it, turn on hi heat. Next take your skinless nuts and saute them. Enjoy yor sauted nuts!
shin-goji
02/26/2003, 10:35
The last time my Sentinels tried to eat Brazil nuts, they ran away saying their V Puppetmaster was no longer eating nuts. Spiral makes nice diced nuts.
DS-00-0, FSD
02/26/2003, 10:59
Did you know that Brazil nuts were commonly called a racial slur in the past?

Had to do with their resemblance to digits on the foot.
Funky Jett
02/26/2003, 11:07
I can arrange to have the digits on your foot to be "borken".
de4dp00l
02/26/2003, 11:10
Who's gonna "borken" his digits? The Swedish Chef?
Antipathy
07/07/2006, 13:52
These old threads are really weird. :confused:
FoxInStocks
07/07/2006, 13:59
Carp. THREAD RESURRECTION. NUUUUUUUUU.
BudPalmer
07/07/2006, 14:10
Ah, the time maching that is HCRealms!
JacinB
07/07/2006, 14:14
Time maching? Time broke the speed of sound? Dang, that makes my brain hurt.
Dark Flash2099
07/07/2006, 15:11
Wow, this is a blast from the past. And by past, I mean before I came here to HCR.
Ro-gan
07/07/2006, 15:15
Wow. Blast from the past is right.

This might have been at the beginning of the height of the Brazil Wars.
Dark Flash2099
07/07/2006, 15:16
Wow. Blast from the past is right.

This might have been at the beginning of the height of the Brazil Wars.

Explain, please. I'm really curious now.
FoxInStocks
07/07/2006, 15:22
You know, Brazil? Lord of the HeroClix House Rules? If I recall correctly, he and Shin used to have a little rivalry going. I also recall Shin doing a HeroLix about it.

I also recall fleeing a Godzilla attack, though. So don't put to much trust in me.
Dark Flash2099
07/07/2006, 15:24
You know, Brazil? Lord of the HeroClix House Rules? If I recall correctly, he and Shin used to have a little rivalry going. I also recall Shin doing a HeroLix about it.

I also recall fleeing a Godzilla attack, though. So don't put to much trust in me.

Oh, that Brazil!
Ro-gan
07/07/2006, 15:27
FiS:

You live in Greenland?? Cool. :cool:
SaferSephiroth
07/07/2006, 15:35
Roflcopter.

That is all.
KitsuShel
07/07/2006, 16:25
You know, Brazil? Lord of the HeroClix House Rules? If I recall correctly, he and Shin used to have a little rivalry going. I also recall Shin doing a HeroLix about it.

I also recall fleeing a Godzilla attack, though. So don't put to much trust in me.
See? This is why I love your posts and Another Realm in general. I need to laugh.