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Quebbster
09/27/2010, 16:44
Rules... stolen from HavokAndChaos, since everyone is doing it, and from loganspeedo who stole it from other people, and then modified a little.

This is a mafia game! There are two primary groups the first is the town, an uninformed (don’t know who each other are) majority whose general objective is to eliminate all threats to the town and the second is the mafia, an informed (know who each other are) minority whose general objective is to eliminate all threats to them (the largest being the town.) There may be other groups or individuals with other objectives. Every day phase players may post in this thread and vote to lynch (remove from game) one player in the hopes that it is beneficial to their ultimate objective.

1) A full writeup of the rules can be found here: http://www.mafiascum.net/
This game will be more complicated than what's described there, as nearly everyone has some sort of 'special thing' about them. Doesn't mean everyone has a night power, but you never know...
2) When you vote, please do so by saying Vote: [Player] in bold. If you wish to change your vote, please say Change Vote: [Player] instead.
3) You may NOT send a PM to anyone about this game unless your role explicitly says you can. This is cheating.
4) Do NOT edit your posts in this thread. This is cheating.
5) Please do not copy-and-paste anything from any PM I send you to the thread. This is also cheating.
6) Please do not post in this thread after you are killed. While not cheating, this is rather tacky and leads to a cranky moderator.
7) It is in your best interest to try and post when you are able to do so.
8) Phases are 24 hours long during the week and 36 hours during the weekend unless stated otherwise. That doesn't mean you have to use all that time though... the sooner I get night actions the sooner the game can reopen.
9) If you do not send in a night action I will make you my ##### for the night. Exactly what that means may vary. Randomization, modkill, or just screwing around with you... who knows? Even if you do not want to do anything that particular night you should tell me so.
10) You will only be told your action failed if you are expecting a return PM.
11) Remember that this is just a game. Have fun and behave.

Dressed to kill (3):
coyotejack
mbauers
turdburglar47

Stripped (21):
CaptainNifty - Pavlov's Cat (Town)
hail_eris - Monkey with a gun (Town)
normalview1.0 - Jeff Jeffty-Jeff (Town)
Silver Lantern - Bailey (Mafia)
Grinner - the Psammead (Neutral)
szude - Steve McQueen (Town)
dbauers - Roman Nagel (Mafia)
reklawyad - Tony P (Mafia)
normalview (formerly KO Bossy) - Dr Schadenfreude (Neutral)
The BoyBlunder - Wikipedia (Town)
The Darkstone (formerly Morpheousdr3am3r) - Erich Fellgiebel (Mafia)
Kedryn (formerly No-Name) - Troy (Mafia)
ThorKnigh83 - Horror Movie Cellist (Town)
Truffle Shuffle - Achilles (Town)
DarqFeonix - hat-wearing velociraptor (Town)
JKLantern - punch-drunk baboon (Town)
Grinner (formerly Rokk_Krinn) - Mr Kite (Mafia)
MSU - beekeeper (Town)
charlesx - Professor Bedlam (Mafia)
Immortal_Raven - British Inquisition (Town)
Dragon_Rose - evil giraffe (Town)

Glorious (1)
Get_1 - Noah (Neutral)

Writeups:
Night 0 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5021680&postcount=2)
Day 1 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5023877&postcount=47)
Night 1 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5026410&postcount=48)
Day 2 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289783)
Night 2 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5033216&postcount=79)
Day 3 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5035194&postcount=133)
Night 3 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5037832&postcount=134)
Day 4 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5042454&postcount=197)
Night 4 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5042454&postcount=198)
Day 5 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5044864&postcount=270)
Night 5 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5051433&postcount=272)
Day 6 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5053796&postcount=355)
Night 6 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5056382&postcount=356)
Day 7 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5058793&postcount=420)
Night 7 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5065326&postcount=422)
Day 8 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5066412&postcount=439)
Night 8 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5068763&postcount=440)
Day 9 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5069973&postcount=450)
Night 9 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5073683&postcount=451)
Day 10 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5075010&postcount=456)
Night 10 (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5075474&postcount=457)
Endgame (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5076201&postcount=466)
Roles (http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5076206&postcount=467)

Quebbster
09/27/2010, 16:59
Night 0
A knock.
“Get up sweetie, you're going to miss the best part of the day!”
“No mother, I won't miss the best part of the day, because I haven't yet created the best part of the day!”
“As you say sweetie. Are you James Mason today?”
“It would seem so, and apparently you are Mrs Badcrumble. Well, no sense in wasting any more time. Got some creating to do!”
And God said “Let there be LIGHT!” And there was light. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be AIR!” And there was air. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be JAM!” And there was jam. And God saw that it was good.
And God said “Let there be GRANDMOTHERS!”...

Five days pass....
“Rwanda! I have to make Rwanda!” “Mrs Thatcher's heart... Oh dear... well, a stone will have to do...” “The Tower of Pisa... dang it! No time for this!” “Toilets in French camping sites... English football hooligans, whatever that is...”
Later, Mrs Badcrumble comes back.
“How's it going dear?”
“Well, it's not perfect, but it's good enough. Now I'm going to rest for a while.”
“Oh no you aren't! Not until you have cleaned up this mess! There's bits of creation all over!”
“Well, yes, but they don't really fit in anywhere...”
“You can't leave them just lying there either!”
“*sigh* I could always put them in a Mafia game...”
“Sounds like a lovely idea dear.”
“There we go... and there we go... I'll just put this in the garage for a while”
“We don't have a garage.”
*poof *
“We do now, mommy”.


Time passed.......

Somewhere in Austria a struggling painter was doing his best in a park.
“Can't... quite... get... the flowers... right... Dammit!”. He snapped his paint brush “I will...” Suddenly, he was interrupted by a voice from above.
“No, no, I can see where this is going, and it is not pretty. I think it's time for an intervention – better for almost everyone.”
A gigantic hand descended from the heavens. A divine finger was flicked. People around the park were very impressed by this expression of heavenly will.
“My... where did his head go?”
“I don't know... probably landed in Salzburg somewhere...”
“Why are we speaking English?”
“Because the mod doesn't remember much of his high school German, and even if he could write our dialogue in German most of the players wouldn't understand it anyway. English is easier for everyone.”
“Oh, right. So what do we want to do with the body?”
“Throw it in a ditch, cover it in petrol, and light it on fire?”
“Yeah, that sounds like fun!”

Quebbster is dead! He was Hitler (Neutral), future mass-murdering ####head who should have played more Risk when he was a child.

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Day 1 starts now! You have 24 hours to get something done!
With 25 players, 13 is majority.

normalview
09/27/2010, 17:10
Good! Another new game. And this one with video!

normalview
09/27/2010, 17:12
And I will add that even with out know much about Eddie Izzard, I find my role quite amusing!

This shall be most fun :)

Silver Lantern
09/27/2010, 17:13
No not just fun...

FUNTASTIQUE!!! :p

Quebbster
09/27/2010, 17:16
Good! Another new game. And this one with video!

Video is a necessity for those poor players who were dragged in here going "Isn't he a transvestite?" :)

charlesx
09/27/2010, 17:18
Video is a necessity for those poor players who were dragged in here going "Isn't he a transvestite?" :)

But to be fair, though, the man IS a tranvestite.

:p

(So was Ed Wood, so that's all right.)

Immortal_Raven
09/27/2010, 17:23
But to be fair, though, the man IS a tranvestite.

:p


That's Executive Transvestite to you.

-Immortal_Raven

MSU
09/27/2010, 17:32
Damn i loved the write up...I could hear Eddie's voice while reading it.

get_1
09/27/2010, 17:32
Posting for the sake of posting.

mbauers
09/27/2010, 17:50
Hehe, nice video.

Checking in, day 1 obligatory post, etc.

coyotejack
09/27/2010, 17:51
Awesome write up! Looking forward to this as much as Sean Connery (as Moses) looks forward to a speedboat!

turdburglar47
09/27/2010, 18:00
Posting in as well. I have to hope Henry VIII is floating around here covering people in jam.

hail_eris
09/27/2010, 18:01
I enjoy the illustrated Eddie Izzard.

Volume One:
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Volume Two:
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MSU
09/27/2010, 18:05
Well...we can't all do the big arms thing!

coyotejack
09/27/2010, 18:06
Awesome write up! Looking forward to this as much as Sean Connery (as Moses) looks forward to a speedboat!

Whoops...that's Noah. lol

reklawyad
09/27/2010, 18:25
Signed, sealed, and Sexy!(IE Checking in)

Silver Lantern
09/27/2010, 18:56
Can you please put a note that these videos are NSFW or small children...

Truffle Shuffle
09/27/2010, 19:36
No! I'm a ####ing squirrel!!!





No, not a squirrel.

So awesome!

Truffle Shuffle
09/27/2010, 19:49
I actually much prefer watching Eddie to the Illustrated versions. He facial expressions and mannerisms are priceless.

Truffle Shuffle
09/27/2010, 19:52
NSFW/children

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I'm sorry, it's just my favorite! His expression is perfect! Cracks me up every time!

Morpheousdr3am3r
09/27/2010, 20:33
Lots of names I don't recognise, which is s good thing. I agree that pants are for losers.

get_1
09/27/2010, 20:39
Surprisingly, not the first thread to get the "Pants are for losers" tag.

:noid:

Morpheousdr3am3r
09/27/2010, 21:13
Why does that not sunrise me?

MSU
09/27/2010, 22:13
But does it surprise you?

Morpheousdr3am3r
09/27/2010, 23:02
Stupid predictive txt.

szude
09/28/2010, 01:07
tagging....mostly watching others first to see how this goes.

Silver Lantern
09/28/2010, 01:11
Are there some newbs in here, or long time returning players?

get_1
09/28/2010, 01:12
Quebbster is a recruiting fiend. ;)

Silver Lantern
09/28/2010, 01:18
Quebbster is a recruiting fiend. ;)

Hey look at my sig buddy! I don't see you doing anything for the cause... :p

Grinner
09/28/2010, 03:25
Damn i loved the write up...I could hear Eddie's voice while reading it.

Gotta agree!

Now let's see if he can do it when we start messing around with the plot :grin:

Quebbster
09/28/2010, 03:50
Gotta agree!

Now let's see if he can do it when we start messing around with the plot :grin:
Yes, because continuity and coherence are Eddie's big trademarks... :cheeky:
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Silver, just assume that all clips are NSFW. :)

DarqFeonix
09/28/2010, 07:29
I'm here, I'm here! *insert hilarious Izzard quote*

About to leave on a jet plane in a few hours...

Quebbster
09/28/2010, 07:39
About to leave on a jet plane in a few hours...
Better hope the co-pilot is not a thermos of coffee!

Truffle Shuffle
09/28/2010, 07:49
I'm going to love this game. I could watch clips of Eddie all day.

The BoyBlunder
09/28/2010, 08:08
Jeezy Creezy, a new game!

"Don't call me Jeezy Creezy, I told you!"

normalview
09/28/2010, 08:08
I'm here, I'm here! *insert hilarious Izzard quote*

About to leave on a jet plane in a few hours...

Ask for the chocolate biscuits!

Dragon_Rose
09/28/2010, 08:13
Newbie to Mafia, but I have legs, so I got that going for me.

normalview
09/28/2010, 08:17
Newbie to Mafia, but I have legs, so I got that going for me.

Quebbster ran the first game I ever played it, too.

You're in good hands ;)

Dragon_Rose
09/28/2010, 08:30
Sweet! I like good hands.

reklawyad
09/28/2010, 12:10
Yeah my first time too but I'm a quick study.

Immortal_Raven
09/28/2010, 13:03
My first time playing online, though I've played the regular game for years. Off to watch more Eddie, or maybe do my job.

-Immortal_Raven

Silver Lantern
09/28/2010, 13:46
WAIT WAIT WAIT...

How the heck do you play without a forum and PMs...

Quebbster
09/28/2010, 14:10
WAIT WAIT WAIT...

How the heck do you play without a forum and PMs...

The one time I played Mafia RL, we all sat in a circle. During the night, the gamesmaster asked everyone to close their eyes, then said "Mafia, open your eyes. Who should die?", "Cop, open your eyes. Who do you want to investigate?", "Doctor, open your eyes. Who do you want to protect?". Then everyone opened their eyes and it was revealed who died.

Rokk_Krinn
09/28/2010, 14:11
WAIT WAIT WAIT...

How the heck do you play without a forum and PMs...

Oh, you wacky techy-kids who still think a world without the Net is something like "Biblical parables/metaphors". :cheeky:

Silver Lantern
09/28/2010, 15:57
Oh, you wacky techy-kids who still think a world without the Net is something like "Biblical parables/metaphors". :cheeky:

Dude please, I am almost as old as Thawmus! :p

I remember having to look stuff up in the encyclopedia in my parents house if I wanted to know something...

Public phones...

Having to go to the public library to do research...

Heck, I remember when Ookla the Mok was my favorite guy on Saturday morning cartoons...

Quebbster
09/28/2010, 16:00
Yes, I know it has only been 23 hours since the game opened. However, since I want to go to bed and there's not much happening here I'm closing it early. Deal with it.
Matches were arranged.
Doors were opened.
People were going "Oh... I'm... oh... oh." in that typical subsumed British way.
Spectators were unsure of when to eat popcorn. Some of them were famished, and started longing for a space monkey attack.
As darkness slowly shrouded the town, everyone was well aware that things were about to get interesting.
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Night 1 begins now! You have 24 hours to submit actions!
(though I might open early if I have all actions by 9am EST tomorrow.)

Quebbster
09/29/2010, 16:11
As darkness slowly descended over the town, a ball of fluffy fur walked confidently down an ancient corridor. Soon, it heard the familiar sound of a bell in the distance. “Oh, it's the doctor”, it thought to itself. “Such excellent training I have given him - he seeks me out at mealtimes, no matter where I may be, just to get a chance to ring that precious bell of his.”.
Very soon, however, the feline realized something was wrong. There was a rhythmic rapping against the ancient stone floor that sounded nothing like the doctor's footsteps. The sound came closer... closer... Suddenly, the cat looked into a toothy grin and realized that while dinner was indeed served... he was the meal. Or possibly the appetizer.

Nearby, a small but well-dressed creature was making its way through the woods. Suddenly, it heard a rustling among the leaves. All its instincts, both natural and aquired through training, kicked into overdrive. Lightning fast, it drew the trusty service pistol. “Who's there? You got a banana?” it called out.
A single shot rang out and a small body slumped to the ground.

A man was careening at dangerously high speeds down the narrow city streets, with pedestrians throwing themselves left and right out of his way. However, there was one that would not budge. Delighted, the speedfreak opened his mouth.
“Cia....”
He did not even notice the blow that ended his life before he could finish that single word. Newton's law of motion is a funny thing though: The scooter did not even notice that it's driver was now missing a head, and continued on its merry path until it crashed into a brick wall.
The crowd was stunned. A pudgy man wearing a bowler hat saw his chance and leapt atop the assailant's back. However, none of the myriad nerve-pinching techniques he knew seemed to have any effect whatsoever on the raging warrior, and he was soon flung from the mighty man's back, and had a sword thrust through his chest.

Once the spectators had recovered from the shock of seeing two men brutally murdered, they decided to dig out the driver's body among the rubble and retrieve his head. However, once they did they made a final ghastly discovery.
“Oh my god! They killed Jeff!”
“You bassteds!”
When melancholy set in, they started remembering all his great deeds.
“He invented fire, you know. Named it after himself, too.”
“Yeah, and he programmed all the computers in the Pentagon!”
“Remember when he became secretary general of the United Nations?”
“Oh yeah. Was that when he ran the Death star?”
“I don't think he ever did that.”
“No, maybe you are right. I may be thinking of his brother. That anthrax mail order firm he used to have was not his best idea though”
And so on and so on and so on. The citizens of the town were so busy remembering all of Jeff's great deeds (a few of which might actually have happened), that they couldn't concentrate properly and get someone lynched.

CaptainNifty is dead! He was Pavlov's Cat (Town), a failed first experiment.
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hail_eris is dead! He was a monkey with a gun (Town), Charlton Heston's worst nightmare.
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normalview is dead! He was Jeff Jeffty-Jeff (Town), avatar of all of Jeffiness
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Silver Lantern is dead! He was Bailey (Mafia), silent but deadly henchman!
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Day 2 begins now! Due to the death of Jeff, there will be no lynch today. Votes cast will not count. The thread will be open for a few hours for discussion before we go into night 2.

get_1
09/29/2010, 16:18
Is this a good time to mention I know who a Neutral is?

MSU
09/29/2010, 16:24
4 deaths...wow...

DarqFeonix
09/29/2010, 16:24
Couldn't hurt.

Any Izzard fans care to hazard a guess to Mafia theme from Silver's death? YouTube is blocked at work, assuming basic villains?

MSU
09/29/2010, 16:26
Yeah, that would be nice get_1

MSU
09/29/2010, 16:29
Assuming that they are roles Izzard has played as a villain. Or we are his stand up routine and the mafia is his tv/movie appearances.

szude
09/29/2010, 17:01
Are we sure all these people are really dead? My name is Dr. Heimlich and I've invented a manuuuuuever.

get_1
09/29/2010, 17:22
<----This guy is Neutral. Noah, aka Sean Connery, at your service.

My role is reminiscent of the one I played in Princess Bride. Send in a list of players, get told how many are animals. I sent in everybody last night and got 6. Two died, so that means only four are left in the game.

If anyone would like to volunteer and say "I am an animal," that's where I can come in.

MSU
09/29/2010, 17:26
Noah aka Sean Connory? confused....

szude
09/29/2010, 17:43
Yeah, what would we have?
Avengers
Mystery Men
Cat's Meow
And I'm out?

ThorKnigh83
09/29/2010, 17:49
I'm totally new to the game and seems like alot of fun. Its interesting we ended up with 4 deaths.

szude
09/29/2010, 17:49
<----This guy is Neutral. Noah, aka Sean Connery, at your service.

My role is reminiscent of the one I played in Princess Bride. Send in a list of players, get told how many are animals. I sent in everybody last night and got 6. Two died, so that means only four are left in the game.

If anyone would like to volunteer and say "I am an animal," that's where I can come in.

This is so cool I get to say this.....

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!

ThorKnigh83
09/29/2010, 17:50
Hey Quebbs are you going to use that James Mason voice the entire time?
Use your real voice

get_1
09/29/2010, 17:52
I'm totally new to the game and seems like alot of fun. Its interesting we ended up with 4 deaths.

Are you an animal character?

ThorKnigh83
09/29/2010, 17:54
no maybe im a bloke in a dress haha.

The BoyBlunder
09/29/2010, 18:55
I'm guessing you need to find all the animals to win Get?

coyotejack
09/29/2010, 19:01
I'm guessing you need to find all the animals to win Get?

THAT would be hilarious. Except for the ducks. I could see ducks being scum.

Rokk_Krinn
09/29/2010, 20:03
Really hope whomever targeted me last Night did so with decent intent because after all the recruiting I did it would kind-of bite if folks were already trying to off me or neutralize me.

get_1
09/29/2010, 20:13
I'm guessing you need to find all the animals to win Get?

Mebbe. :p The sooner I fill out my list, the better for everyone. I've already told you that we started with 6 animals, and it looks like we're probably down to 4.

Really hope whomever targeted me last Night did so with decent intent because after all the recruiting I did it would kind-of bite if folks were already trying to off me or neutralize me.

You think someone attempted to kill you and was misdirected? Because with 4 kills already, a failed 5th kill is a hard sell to make.

mbauers
09/29/2010, 20:36
I'm totally new to the game and seems like alot of fun. Its interesting we ended up with 4 deaths.

Yep, it is. Welcome to the game!

I don't want to play the Youtube videos now because my daughter is sleeping. Anyone care to summarize the clips?

Rokk_Krinn
09/29/2010, 20:39
You think someone attempted to kill you and was misdirected? Because with 4 kills already, a failed 5th kill is a hard sell to make.

Not necessarily a Kill but I think there were some unkind actions headed at me.

szude
09/29/2010, 21:36
Really hope whomever targeted me last Night did so with decent intent because after all the recruiting I did it would kind-of bite if folks were already trying to off me or neutralize me.

What makes you think that?

And also why *exactly* is there no lynch today? I'm all ready for a lynchin'. (really, I don't know why)

MSU
09/29/2010, 21:41
Princess effect....

Rokk_Krinn
09/29/2010, 21:46
What makes you think that?


Why would I want to reveal that much about myself right off the bat?

The BoyBlunder
09/29/2010, 23:12
What makes you think that?

And also why *exactly* is there no lynch today? I'm all ready for a lynchin'. (really, I don't know why)

normalview was a princess role, meaning that when he died, the town became too sad to lynch anyone. We literally cannot achieve lynch today.

dbauers
09/29/2010, 23:31
Yep, it is. Welcome to the game!

I don't want to play the Youtube videos now because my daughter is sleeping. Anyone care to summarize the clips?

it looks like there are quite a few newbies in the game. welcome to all of you!

although, i remember when i was new, i seemed to be killed early quite a bit, so i wonder if that trend will continue..... :p

reklawyad
09/30/2010, 00:03
I think I finally figured this out!!!

get_1
09/30/2010, 00:55
I think I finally figured this out!!!

Figured what out? How to post?

Is your character an animal?

Quebbster
09/30/2010, 01:42
"Shouldn't there be a funny writeup here?"
"Nah, I couldn't be bothered."

Night 2 begins now! You have 24 hours to submit actions!

Quebbster
09/30/2010, 17:30
Several players have asked to be replaced. I will need to find replacements for them and give the replacements time to get up to speed. Because of this, I don't see the game opening before Saturday.
Replacement volunteers, feel free to PM me. :)

Quebbster
10/01/2010, 17:46
KO Bossy has been replaced by normalview
Morpheousdr3am3r has been replaced by The Darkstone
No-Name has been replaced by Kedryn

Any action targeting a replacee will target the replacer instead.
Hopefully, the game will be able to resume again tomorrow.

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Quebbster
10/02/2010, 17:11
The warrior stood on guard. There was nothing in particular in his vicinity that really needed guarding, but since he was stuck where he was he might as well at least pretend to be useful.
Suddenly, he became aware of a tall shape watching him from the shadows.
“Hello!”, the warrior said. “Could you come over here please?”
“Why?” the shape asked
“Well, I want to show you something...”
“What is it?”
“I can't show you unless you come over here...”
“Oh, all right, I'm coming...”
The warrior smirked as the shape approached. As soon as it was close enough, he drew his sword and swung it at the shape... only to have it slide out of his hand and skid across the ground.
“Ouch!” a squat shape in the shadows said. “What did you do that for?”
“I'm terribly sorry. It just slipped out of my hand... Could I have it back please?”
“I was trying to sleep you know, and then you come hurling sharp objects at me...”
“Again, terribly sorry. Could I have it back please?”
“Why should I give it back? You stabbed me!”
“Only by mistake...”
“Yeah, but you were going to stab him!”
“Well, yeah, but...”
“Tell you what we are going to do. My friend over there is going to come over here, and once we are out of reach I will slide the sword back to you. Does that sound good?”
“I'd rather have the sword right now.”
“Yeah, but you're not going to get it if you act like that!”
“Oh all right, then...”
The two shapes met in the shadow, returned the sword to its rightful owner, and then together went to find a safer place to spend the night.

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“Where are we going?”
“Same place we went last night.”
“But we went that way last night.”
“No we didn't. We went this way.”
“No, we went that way. I'm sure.”
“Yeah, well I'm sure we went this way.”
“So we disagree then.”
“It would seem so.”
“There's only one way to solve this dispute.”
“Oh, absolutely.”
“DANCE-OFF!”

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Elsewhere, a rotund being was returning home, quite excited about today's work. “This will be so much fun!” he muttered to himself as he stepped across the pebbles of the beach towards his lair.
Suddenly, he heard a bell ring. He turned around and looked into a toothy grin.
“Not you again!” he exclaimed. He knew right then and there that his time had ended prematurely – there was no escape.

---------------------------

A man of science approached two well-dressed men. “Exkuse me!” he said. “Kould you perhaps help me out vith a little experiment!”
“Experiment? What sort of experiment?” one of the men asked.
“Vell, I vould like you to swallow this golf ball, then I'm going to hit you in the head with this frying pan...”
“Nonsense!” one of the well-dressed men exclaimed. “That's not science! What do you plan to achieve?”
“Vell, a well-aimed blow should dislodge the golfball...”
“Allright, let's try it.” the other well-dressed man said. “But you'll be the guinea pig!”
Suddenly, the man of science found himself held in a firm grip while the well-dressed men forced him to experience his own experiment first hand. Very soon, he asphyxiated.
“Just as I thought” one of the well-dressed men said.
“Another one bites the dust!” added the other.

---------------------------

A robed man was out searching the forest after things that were easiest to find at night. He heard a rustling in the bushes, and immediately started moving towards the sound.
A single shot rang out and the robed man fell to the ground. Footsteps were heard, and the roar of an engine in the distance.
As the robed man lay there bleeding, a pale man happened to come across him.
“There's nothing to worry about. I'm here.” he said as he picked up the robed man and carried him away.


Grinner is dead! He was the Psammead (Neutral), magical mischief-maker!
9lCxL67xE90

coyotejack is dead! He was Dr Gunther Heimlich (Town), inventor of a fabulous maneuvvver!
6MnurooA2tw

Day 2 begins now! You have 36 hours to get something done!
With 19 players, 10 is majority.

get_1
10/02/2010, 18:16
Hey charlesx, DarqFeonix -- Moo or oink?

DarqFeonix
10/02/2010, 19:40
Hey charlesx, DarqFeonix -- Moo or oink?

Nope. Sorry.

normalview
10/02/2010, 19:46
Well, I've got nothing to add. No action was turned in night 1 and as far as I can tell nothing worthwile resulted from this night's activities.

Truffle Shuffle
10/02/2010, 20:26
Well, it does seem the non-town members are those from movies.

reklawyad
10/02/2010, 20:34
Yipee we can post again!!

normalview
10/02/2010, 20:37
Well, it does seem the non-town members are those from movies.

Yep. I wonder if there is any easy way to tell a potentially town friendly neutral from a mafia or unfriendly neutral role... I'll be honest and say that I haven't seen either of the movies referenced so far. Would the nature of the character be the deciding point?

Truffle Shuffle
10/02/2010, 20:42
Yep. I wonder if there is any easy way to tell a potentially town friendly neutral from a mafia or unfriendly neutral role... I'll be honest and say that I haven't seen either of the movies referenced so far. Would the nature of the character be the deciding point?

I've never heard of 5 Children and It, though it looks like something I would mind checking out, but I would imagine that to be the case, the friendliness dependent on the movie role.

Truffle Shuffle
10/02/2010, 20:42
*wouldn't mind

turdburglar47
10/02/2010, 22:48
My guess is stand-up references are Town, movie characters are non-Town. I don't know what the deal is with the animal stuff, though. Maybe animals are neutrals, if the IT thing counts as a neutral?

turdburglar47
10/02/2010, 22:48
Iif the IT thing counts as an animal, I mean.

get_1
10/02/2010, 23:26
What's the IT thing?

turdburglar47
10/02/2010, 23:33
The thing that just died in the last write-up. The thing in the video.

get_1
10/03/2010, 00:12
Oh crap! Was that Psammead also an animal?

Is it ever called an animal?

szude
10/03/2010, 00:14
My guess is stand-up references are Town, movie characters are non-Town. I don't know what the deal is with the animal stuff, though. Maybe animals are neutrals, if the IT thing counts as a neutral?

No, I think the animals are a sub-set. Monkey with a gun and Pavlov's cat. Those are things from his standup and they happen to be animals. get_1 said 2 are dead and 4 are left. Trying to think of what other might be. One has to be a squirrel, right?

get_1
10/03/2010, 00:36
If that Psammead counts as an animal, then there are only 3 left. Does it count?

turdburglar47
10/03/2010, 03:05
I'd say it counts, but I don't know.

A squirrel, maybe a dinosaur....

Truffle Shuffle
10/03/2010, 09:46
If that Psammead counts as an animal, then there are only 3 left. Does it count?

How would we know if it counts? This feels fake.

MSU
10/03/2010, 10:53
Part of me is doubting get_1 right now....

DarqFeonix
10/03/2010, 11:44
Get_1 lying about an aspect of his role? When does that ever happen? :p

Quebbster
10/03/2010, 12:00
Day 3 vote count:

None so far...

Day ends in 17 hours.

mbauers
10/03/2010, 12:10
Part of me is doubting get_1 right now....

I'm glad others feel the same way I do. I don't know the source material very well (read--at all) and I'm not an animal.

I just think this is another "I'm a neutral PGO so leave me alone" etc etc. Screw it.

Vote: Get1

Might as well get something done.

Immortal_Raven
10/03/2010, 12:38
And also why *exactly* is there no lynch today? I'm all ready for a lynchin'. (really, I don't know why)

I'll vote for szude. No townsfolk would want a lunching for no reason. Mafia or a serial killer would methinks.

Vote: szude

Truffle Shuffle
10/03/2010, 12:47
I'm not sure what purpose voting for get_1 would serve, unless were just wanted to straight up lynch him. He's apparently fully claimed, whether it's true or not. I doubt he'll sing another song. Awful lot of non-participation. Sad.

Truffle Shuffle
10/03/2010, 12:49
Didn't finish my thought. Non-participation and get_1 is participating. Rather keep him around for now, though tracking him might not be a bad idea.

MSU
10/03/2010, 13:06
Yaeh, but I don't think get_1 is up to good....he is pushing his role WAY too hard.

And whats with the vote for szude?

MSU
10/03/2010, 13:07
And it's a Sunday/opening on a weekend - weekend participation is gonna be slow.

Quebbster
10/03/2010, 13:25
Day 3 vote count:

get_1: mbauers
szude: Immortal_Raven

MSU
10/03/2010, 13:32
Raven - why are you voting for szude?

dbauers
10/03/2010, 13:49
I'll vote for szude. No townsfolk would want a lunching for no reason. Mafia or a serial killer would methinks.

Vote: szude

maybe, but townies should want votes for pressure, which is what he was probably intending.

and i agree with him. we shouldnt have a day without some kind of pressure, so

vote: immortal_raven

Immortal_Raven
10/03/2010, 14:45
Raven - why are you voting for szude?

I'm voting for him because he wanted a lynching after 4 people died. Also, let's suppose I'm the town cop and investigated him last night for his comments on day 1. Then suppose I got a confirmation that he is mafia. Not too far-fetched.

-Immortal_Raven

DarqFeonix
10/03/2010, 14:56
Heh, I like your style.

Lynch: szude

Looking at dbauers sideways now.

Quebbster
10/03/2010, 15:05
Day 3 vote count:

get_1: mbauers
szude: Immortal_Raven, DarqFeonix
Immortal_Raven: dbauers

With 19 players, 10 is majority.

get_1
10/03/2010, 15:11
charlesx
coyotejack
DarqFeonix
dbauers
Dragon_Rose

I should probably say, I know two of you are animals.

It would really help me out if you raised your hands. :grin:

Vote: szdude

mbauers
10/03/2010, 15:13
Change vote: Szude

Guess my get1 vote is being ignored, but this pressure looks promising.

get_1
10/03/2010, 15:15
Ignored? I'm useful, if nothing else!

Someone fake claims an animal, and BAM! I'll know the following day.
If someone claims a non-animal when they are actually an animal, that means they lied.

Quebbster
10/03/2010, 15:52
Day 3 vote count:

szude: Immortal_Raven, DarqFeonix, get_1, mbauers
Immortal_Raven: dbauers

With 19 players, 10 is majority.

Mod is heading to bed soon. Play nice.
Approximately 13 hours left in the phase.

Kedryn
10/03/2010, 16:08
I'll support this.

Vote: szude

normalview
10/03/2010, 16:33
This should put us just over half.

VOTE: szude

Quebbster
10/03/2010, 16:48
Day 3 vote count:

szude: Immortal_Raven, DarqFeonix, get_1, mbauers, Kedryn, normalview
Immortal_Raven: dbauers

With 19 players, 10 is majority.

Mod is heading to bed now. Expect no further updates this phase.
Approximately 12 hours left in the phase.

MSU
10/03/2010, 18:00
I like the cut of Raven't jib!

vote:szude

dbauers
10/03/2010, 18:14
I'm voting for him because he wanted a lynching after 4 people died. Also, let's suppose I'm the town cop and investigated him last night for his comments on day 1. Then suppose I got a confirmation that he is mafia. Not too far-fetched.

-Immortal_Raven

heh. heh. uh. my bad.

change vote:szude

The BoyBlunder
10/03/2010, 19:08
Hey! Something to do! I've been here, but have had nothing to say until now.

vote szude

The Darkstone
10/03/2010, 19:39
Well, there we go.

Vote: Szude

Truffle Shuffle
10/03/2010, 21:10
vote: szude

Truffle Shuffle
10/03/2010, 21:10
oops. Vote: szude

get_1
10/03/2010, 21:38
charlesx
coyotejack
DarqFeonix
dbauers
Dragon_Rose


If DF insists he's not an animal character, then that's only four left. 50-50 chance that one of you is an animal.

I'd really appreciate it if you'd just volunteer it rather than make me work for it. :(

DarqFeonix
10/03/2010, 22:33
When did I ever insist I wasn't an animal?

Stop making things up.

turdburglar47
10/03/2010, 22:34
Coyotejack is dead, get_1. Ain't he?

And okay. Vote: szude.

get_1
10/03/2010, 22:36
Ah, he is dead! That means only four left, and two of them are animals.

Oh, and Darq, from the first two posts of this day phase:

Hey charlesx, DarqFeonix -- Moo or oink?

Nope. Sorry.

I took that as a denial...

get_1
10/03/2010, 22:44
heh. heh. uh. my bad.

change vote:szude

Hey, if your goal was to look scummy... :cheeky:

DarqFeonix
10/03/2010, 22:46
Ah, he is dead! That means only four left, and two of them are animals.

Oh, and Darq, from the first two posts of this day phase:





I took that as a denial...


Yeah, it's a denial of being a cow or pig.

:p

I'm neither confirming or denying I'm an animal... Justvsaying I'm not a cow or pig.

get_1
10/03/2010, 22:53
You're a jerk. Really, you should be trying to make this easier for me after my experience with The Grandson (Fred Savage).

DarqFeonix
10/03/2010, 23:06
You're a jerk. Really, you should be trying to make this easier for me after my experience with The Grandson (Fred Savage).

Heh, I have no sympathy for someone who had never seen my favorite movie :)

Quebbster
10/04/2010, 01:32
Day 3 final vote count:

szude: Immortal_Raven, DarqFeonix, get_1, mbauers, Kedryn, normalview, MSU, dbauers, The BoyBlunder, The Darkstone

With 19 players, 10 is majority. A majority was reached!

The man was so busy tinkering with his motorcycle that he did not even notice the lynch mob that had formed behind his back. After a quick blow to the head, the hope of escape vanished forever.

szude is dead! He was Steve McQueen (Town), American action hero thrown into a British film to make it sell!
YExetXLMPQY
Night 3 begins now! You have 24 hours to submit night actions!

Quebbster
10/05/2010, 10:44
Again, the robed man went out to search. Again, a shot rang out. Again, the robed man slumped to the ground. Again, the pale man came to his aid. "This is getting tedious" he muttered to himself.
---------------------------
The warrior was still standing guard over nothing in particular. Suddenly, he noticed a man watching him from afar. “What are you doing over there?” the warrior prompted.
“Ah, well, you see... you are such a marvelous physical specimen that I wanted to study you a little. Perhaps take some pictures...” the man said.
“Why didn't you say so!”, the warrior said, excited to get some attention. “Come closer so you can get some good shots! Do you want me to do any poses?”
“How about if you flex your arms a little so I can get a good shot of your muscles?”
“Absolutely! Come closer!”
“Ohhh, wonderful. Do you think you could put your hands behind your head? That would give me a good shot of your chest musculature...”
“Gladly! Come a little closer”
When the photographer took a step closer, the warrior saw his chance. He immediately drew the sword from the scabbard on his back, and with a quick blow he put a permanent stop to the photo session.
---------------------------
Two well-dressed men were setting an ambush. “As soon as he comes by, you knock him down and I finish him off” one of them said. “I know, same procedure as last night”, the other one replied.
Soon, they were ready and the waiting game begun. After a while, they heard footsteps down the road. “Get ready!” one of them said.
Suddenly a squat shape rushed by, and the air was filled by a cacaphony of shrieks, buzzes and screams, all made even worse by the Doppler Effect. The two men did not expect this, and when they recovered from the shock the squat shape was already long gone. A bell could be heard ringing in the distance.

dbauers is dead! He was Roman Nagel (Mafia), high tech con artist!
xMsz_4NrsuE

Day 4 begins now! You have 24 hours to get something done!

With 17 players, 9 is majority.

get_1
10/05/2010, 10:46
Hah! Looks like dbauers was scum.

charlesx
DarqFeonix
Dragon_Rose

So 2 out of you 3 moo or oink. :cheeky:

Truffle Shuffle
10/05/2010, 11:39
Awesome.

That is all.

normalview
10/05/2010, 11:40
Awesome.

That is all.

The whole thing? Or one part in particular?

Truffle Shuffle
10/05/2010, 11:46
The whole thing? Or one part in particular?

One part.

fill

charlesx
10/05/2010, 11:47
Hah! Looks like dbauers was scum.

charlesx
DarqFeonix
Dragon_Rose

So 2 out of you 3 moo or oink. :cheeky:

I do not.

Just trying to read and do some catching up. Back in a few.

get_1
10/05/2010, 11:52
I do not.

Just trying to read and do some catching up. Back in a few.

You mean you're a human? :(

ThorKnigh83
10/05/2010, 12:00
Well I think I shall start off the voting for the day

Vote: Immortal_Raven

I find it odd that he had us pick off a town member despite the fact that he hinted he might have found out that that person was town. I have a feeling he was possibly following said person the night before

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 12:03
Lynch: JKL

I'd rather go this way.

mbauers
10/05/2010, 12:04
Lynch: JKL

I'd rather go this way.

Vote: JKL

K, I'll back this.

MSU
10/05/2010, 12:10
Another lead!

vote:JKL

You know, if he doesn't have a role where he can multi post in the same box, he doesn't ever post!

reklawyad
10/05/2010, 12:12
still trying to understand this moo or oink thing what's it all about?

normalview
10/05/2010, 12:15
Well I think I shall start off the voting for the day

Vote: Immortal_Raven

I find it odd that he had us pick off a town member despite the fact that he hinted he might have found out that that person was town. I have a feeling he was possibly following said person the night before

That seems pretty brazen to fake as a cop and, when we found out he was wrong, seems like a surefire way to get yourself lynched.

Instead, I am thinking he was either misdirected or he might be paranoid. In other words, I don't particularly feel the need to vote for him right now... but I certainly won't take anything he says at face value, either.

VOTE JKL So are we hoping for just a claim here, Darq, or are you pushing for a straight lynch?

normalview
10/05/2010, 12:16
still trying to understand this moo or oink thing what's it all about?

He's saying he needs to find animals and after he targets them all, he'll win. So he's trying to figure out who might be animals after we've already lost Pavlov's Cat and Monkey with a Gun.

Truffle Shuffle
10/05/2010, 12:22
I'll help with pressure.

Vote: JKL

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 12:26
:m-dolphin:That seems pretty brazen to fake as a cop and, when we found out he was wrong, seems like a surefire way to get yourself lynched.

Instead, I am thinking he was either misdirected or he might be paranoid. In other words, I don't particularly feel the need to vote for him right now... but I certainly won't take anything he says at face value, either.

VOTE JKL So are we hoping for just a claim here, Darq, or are you pushing for a straight lynch?

I'm hoping for a single post.

get_1
10/05/2010, 12:30
He's saying he needs to find animals and after he targets them all, he'll win. So he's trying to figure out who might be animals after we've already lost Pavlov's Cat and Monkey with a Gun.

And Psammead. I had to re-send the whole player list again to verify, but there's only 3 left.

Vote: JKLantern

Immortal_Raven
10/05/2010, 12:30
I was indeed mislead. Maybe I need to go back and reread the rules and possible roles that people have. I was just acting on information acquired during the night.

Anyhow, I can't confirm or deny, but I'll hop on the bandwagon for the current lynching.

Vote: JKL

-Immortal_Raven

charlesx
10/05/2010, 12:43
Can we get an official vote count, please?

I don't want to hammer before JKL can come on and respond to what I thought was supposed to be a pressure vote.

Thanks.

normalview
10/05/2010, 12:44
Can we get an official vote count, please?

I don't want to hammer before JKL can come on and respond to what I thought was supposed to be a pressure vote.

Thanks.

We're at 7, if I am counting correctly.

Truffle Shuffle
10/05/2010, 12:45
7 is too close for pressure. He usually isn't around until a bit later.

remove vote for now

charlesx
10/05/2010, 12:51
7 is too close for pressure. He usually isn't around until a bit later.

remove vote for now

This is where I was going with my comment. I have no problem leaving my vote with someone later on in the day.

get_1
10/05/2010, 12:55
Leave it with me, Mr. Duck! :)

ThorKnigh83
10/05/2010, 13:08
Change Vote: JKL
For the time being I will fall in line with everyone on this issue but I have my eye on you Immortal muahahahahahaha

Immortal_Raven
10/05/2010, 13:56
Change Vote: JKL
For the time being I will fall in line with everyone on this issue but I have my eye on you Immortal muahahahahahaha


Why thank you, I always thought I looked rather dashing. And dashing is hard when you're a bird.

-Immortal_Raven

Quebbster
10/05/2010, 15:14
Day 4 vote count:

JKLantern: DarqFeonix, mbauers, MSU, normalview, get_1, Immortal_Raven, ThorKnigh83

With 17 players, 9 is majority.

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 15:37
Remove vote

Wow, possibly one away if there's a double voter?

Quebbster
10/05/2010, 16:53
Day 4 vote count:

JKLantern: mbauers, MSU, normalview, get_1, Immortal_Raven, ThorKnigh83

With 17 players, 9 is majority.

Mod is heading to bed soon. Expect no further updates tonight.

The BoyBlunder
10/05/2010, 19:17
Stop the presses!

Vote reklawyad

If mafia members are Eddie Izzard's movie roles, I have reason to believe that Rek is Tony P from Mystery Men.

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 19:43
That's better.

Lynch: Reklawyad

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 20:02
Heh, I finally get his name now :)

normalview
10/05/2010, 20:18
Stop the presses!

Vote reklawyad

If mafia members are Eddie Izzard's movie roles, I have reason to believe that Rek is Tony P from Mystery Men.

Hmm... interesting. Let's give it a whirl.

CHANGE VOTE reklawyad

get_1
10/05/2010, 20:22
Change Vote: Daywalker

(that works, right?)

get_1
10/05/2010, 20:23
Not to say this distraction isn't necessarily a good distraction, but shouldn't JKLantern have talked by now?

I mean, he's posted in other places...

Truffle Shuffle
10/05/2010, 20:31
Change vote: Reklawyad

normalview
10/05/2010, 20:33
Not to say this distraction isn't necessarily a good distraction, but shouldn't JKLantern have talked by now?

I mean, he's posted in other places...

I was wondering the same thing. If nothing pans out of reklawyad, though, we'll probably have enough time to switch back to JK if we need to do so (assuming that at least a couple votes stay on JK, that is). We've still got about 14 hours, after all.

JKLantern
10/05/2010, 20:34
Another lead!

vote:JKL

You know, if he doesn't have a role where he can multi post in the same box, he doesn't ever post!

Oi! Yer mother dresses ye funny! Ye want to fight about it? Kiss my colossal red rump! You know you want a rump as proud as this!

*Flips MSU the Bird*

MSU
10/05/2010, 21:07
Ask and she appears....

change vote:Rek

But JKL - you arent off the hook.

JKLantern
10/05/2010, 21:14
Ask and she appears....

change vote:Rek

But JKL - you arent off the hook.

You know who else isn't off the hook? YOUR MOTHER!

mbauers
10/05/2010, 22:02
Change vote: Reklawyad

I'd say it looks scummy that JKL didn't respond to all the votes, but I never know what the hell he's doing in mafia games anyway. :p

JKLantern
10/05/2010, 22:09
Change vote: Reklawyad

I'd say it looks scummy that JKL didn't respond to all the votes, but I never know what the hell he's doing in mafia games anyway. :p

What you don't know could fill an ocean, ya tosser! And as for that JK guy, he smells like vomit!

The Darkstone
10/05/2010, 22:41
I am just blatantly confused on what's going on here.

JKLantern
10/05/2010, 22:44
I am just blatantly confused on what's going on here.

Your face is confused!

Vote: Redklawdya...err...Derlkawwadakaka...errr...dammit, you people know who I mean!

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 22:49
I am just blatantly confused on what's going on here.

In the words of Mr. _1: Scuuuuuummmmmyyyyy

JKLantern
10/05/2010, 22:54
In the words of Mr. _1: Scuuuuuummmmmyyyyy

Oi! If your rump was as big, red, and sexy as mine, it would get pretty scummy too! So bite my colossal red ###!

get_1
10/05/2010, 22:56
In the words of Mr. _1: Scuuuuuummmmmyyyyy

Please. We're all friends here. Just call me Ricardo.

get_1
10/05/2010, 22:58
Also, it would really help me out if you confirmed you were an animal, Darq.

Based on your reaction yesterday, I've got you at >75% chance of being an affirmative, but the fact that you're so reluctant to acknowledge it one way or the other makes me go :ermm:

DarqFeonix
10/05/2010, 23:19
Yes I'm an animal. Very fashionable. VERY Town.

get_1
10/05/2010, 23:19
Cha-ching!

Now, charlesx? :)

The BoyBlunder
10/05/2010, 23:34
Yes I'm an animal. Very fashionable. VERY Town.

"What? **** off!"

turdburglar47
10/05/2010, 23:57
I'm so rusty. I don't know what's going on. But.

Vote: reklawyad

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 00:45
Oohh gotcha oink

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 00:47
And I'm Glad some people have figured out my name backwards is daywalker.

I'm not all up on eddie's movies just his comedy specials which one is Tony P from again?

DarqFeonix
10/06/2010, 00:48
TBB said which movie... One word after Tony P was mentioned.

get_1
10/06/2010, 00:49
Hey, how about you just admit you're Mafia some more whydontcha? :cheeky:

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 01:09
TBB said which movie... One word after Tony P was mentioned.

Where? I'm having problems finding it with my iPhone sorry

DarqFeonix
10/06/2010, 01:10
Stop the presses!

Vote reklawyad

If mafia members are Eddie Izzard's movie roles, I have reason to believe that Rek is Tony P from Mystery Men.

Right here.

The only place Tony P was even mentioned.

Tick tick tick, people.

The Darkstone should probably be killed.

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 01:11
Hey, how about you just admit you're Mafia some more whydontcha? :cheeky:

How would I do that? I'm so confused sorry

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 01:12
Right here.

The only place Tony P was even mentioned.

Tick tick tick, people.

The Darkstone should probably be killed.

Oh thanks!! Haven't scene that one in awhile.

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 01:18
Again sorry my first mafia game since peeps are voting for me what amni suppose to do at this point?

DarqFeonix
10/06/2010, 01:22
Claim who you really are. What your power is. Who you've targeted.

Do it without quoting PMs.

get_1
10/06/2010, 01:33
Or more simply: Make the case for why you shouldn't be lynched.

reklawyad
10/06/2010, 01:39
Without quoting pms. Well would it be cheating if I said who I voted for originally even though it was sent into quebs? I don't want to be cheating or doing something I should not that's all thanks

Quebbster
10/06/2010, 01:45
Day 4 final vote count:

reklawyad: The BoyBlunder, DarqFeonix, normalview, get_1, Truffle Shuffle, MSU, mbauers, JKLantern, turdburglar47

With 17 players, 9 is majority. A majority was reached!

The nostalgic man was cornered. "I am protected by the god of hair care!", he yelled. Sadly, his hair spray flame thrower did not have enough gas to keep the lynch mob at bay indefinitely. They dropped him down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

reklawyad is dead. He was Tony P (Mafia), leader of the Disco boys.
IBspoeeMilM

Night 4 begins now! You have 24 hours to submit your actions!

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 09:33
Someone was busy putting a complicated device together. "At last, my finest invention is finished!" he muttered to himself. "Now it just remains to see if it works!"
He flicked a switch, and waves of hypnotic energy shot out across the surrounding landscape, causing much confusion.
Very soon, the device proved itself unable to handle its own power and short-circuited, but by then the damage had already been done.

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Somewhere, someone screamed. "Oh crap, not again!"

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A shadowy man in a uniform was sneaking up on the unsuspecting creature. All the creature wanted to do was enjoy its nuts in peace, but the uniformed man had other plans... suddenly a tall, thin man in odd clothing ran in from out of nowhere shouting, "Vell, vhat have ve here? Vhat are you doing to zat rodent? Leave zat poor creature alone!"

The tall man chases the uniformed man away, leaving the creature to quietly eat its nuts... after all, it's just a ####ing squirrel.

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The warrior stood guard once more. While this particular spot was of no special importance, it certainly seemed popular enough. He spotted a uniformed man a bit away that seemed to be somewhat busy.
“What are you doing?” the warrior yelled.
“Oh, nothing in particular... just trying to rig some equipment...” the uniformed man mumbled.
“I see.” the warrior replied. “There seems to be a good spot to put your equipment on over here.”
“Yes, I do believe you are right” the uniformed man replied. “Maybe you could help me hold a few items while I am doing it?”
“Absolutely, I would be happy to help”, the warrior answered with a smug grin. He did not understand why people kept coming to him, but he was certainly not complaining about getting more opportunities to practice his lethal skills. Soon, the uniformed man was lying on the ground bleeding.

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Under the cover of darkness, two well-dressed men were going about their mission. “Have you cut the power?” one asked. “Of course, I didn't just switch off the lights” the other one replied. “What about you, have you set the explosives?”
“Absolutely. The whole building will collapse as soon as I press this button, crushing everything within.”
“Great! Let's get out of here and get it done!”
Soon, the server hall of a popular website was obliterated, bringing copious amounts of trivial knowledge with it into the eternal darkness.

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A tall man was hard at work in his laboratory. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. “That's strange” he thought to himself. “I am not really expecting anyone, and my Igor is having his night off...”
He went to answer the door himself. A shot rang out, blowing out a supposedly brilliant brain.

The Darkstone is dead! He was General Erich Fellgiebel (Mafia), conspirator against Hitler!
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The BoyBlunder is dead! He was Wikipedia (Town), a cornucopia of trivial knowledge!
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normalview is dead! He was Dr Schadenfreude (Neutral), foremost mad scientist of Malaria!
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Day 5 begins now! You have 24 hours to get something done!

With 13 players, 7 is a majority.

ThorKnigh83
10/07/2010, 10:32
If I were to say I had reason to believe someone went for JKL last night would it mean anything for anyone at all? Perhaps

get_1
10/07/2010, 10:34
Maybe. Worth a shot, after all.

get_1
10/07/2010, 10:50
While we wait...

Hey, mbauers! Are you an animal? :grin:

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 10:59
Since I have a strong reason to believe JKLantern is a good guy, it does matter to me that someone went after him last night.

I'm still a little shaky on why Get_1 has to find animals, but I don't see any harm in it right now.

-Immortal_Raven

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 11:20
Effective immediately, Grinner will be replacing Rokk_Krinn.

mbauers
10/07/2010, 11:23
While we wait...

Hey, mbauers! Are you an animal? :grin:

Nope, still not an animal. Back to work :disappointed:

Truffle Shuffle
10/07/2010, 12:04
First paragraph suggests mass misdirection. Just saying.

Truffle Shuffle
10/07/2010, 12:05
Oh and, awesome, again.

get_1
10/07/2010, 12:10
Also, color me surprised to see that TBB wasn't protected or RT'd in some way. Consdiering he gave us daywalkeR yesterday.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 12:40
I'm getting a bit annoyed at failing at night.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 12:41
Right here.

The only place Tony P was even mentioned.

Tick tick tick, people.

The Darkstone should probably be killed.

Oh, and I'm glad someone took my advice last night :)

Grinner
10/07/2010, 12:43
Effective immediately, Grinner will be replacing Rokk_Krinn.

Glad to be back! :grin:

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 13:36
So Thor, are you just gonna leave us hanging?

Dragon_Rose
10/07/2010, 13:54
I got to say that Get_1 should be get_gone(punny).

Vote: Get_1

charlesx
10/07/2010, 14:06
So Thor, are you just gonna leave us hanging?

Same here.

Thanks.

get_1
10/07/2010, 14:29
I got to say that Get_1 should be get_gone(punny).

Vote: Get_1

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ;)

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 14:29
Lynch: get_1

Why didn't you leave a winner last night?

get_1
10/07/2010, 14:31
Because I need to send in a list with all the animals, durgh. :tired:

And since out of you three (Chaz, Dragon, and you) only you would offer up that you were an animal, I had to waste last night verifying that Dragon_Rose was the second animal out of you three.

There's still another one out there in those remaining 13 players. Out of 3 total animals, I only know you and Dragon.

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 14:32
Day 5 vote count:

get_1: Dragon_Rose, DarqFeonix

With 13 players, 7 is majority.

charlesx
10/07/2010, 14:34
Because I need to send in a list with all the animals, durgh. :tired:

I told you that I did not moo or oink. Did I have to be more to the point?

I am not an animal.

Hope that helps. :cool:

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 14:35
Because I need to send in a list with all the animals, durgh. :tired:

And since out of you three (Chaz, Dragon, and you) only you would offer up that you were an animal, I had to waste last night verifying that Dragon_Rose was the second animal out of you three.

There's still another one out there in those remaining 13 players. Out of 3 total animals, I only know you and Dragon.

This doesn't make sense from prior statements. I thought you said you had the three narrowed down.

Truthfully, I haven't been keeping the best notes.

get_1
10/07/2010, 14:41
No, that's not all what I've been saying.

:tired: See this face? I'd be making this face at you in person if I could right now.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 14:44
:a-fist: coming at that :tired:

:laugh:

get_1
10/07/2010, 14:44
Here's a good highlight reel of posts:

<----This guy is Neutral. Noah, aka Sean Connery, at your service.

My role is reminiscent of the one I played in Princess Bride. Send in a list of players, get told how many are animals. I sent in everybody last night and got 6. Two died, so that means only four are left in the game.

If anyone would like to volunteer and say "I am an animal," that's where I can come in.

I'm guessing you need to find all the animals to win Get?

Mebbe. :p I've already told you that we started with 6 animals, and it looks like we're probably down to 4.



Hah! Looks like dbauers was scum.

charlesx
DarqFeonix
Dragon_Rose

So 2 out of you 3 moo or oink. :cheeky:

He's saying he needs to find animals and after he targets them all, he'll win. So he's trying to figure out who might be animals after we've already lost Pavlov's Cat and Monkey with a Gun.


And Psammead. I had to re-send the whole player list again to verify, but there's only 3 left.

Vote: JKLantern

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 14:46
If it helps, I have a strong confirmation that Get_1 is neutral. Whether he's bad neutral or good neutral remains to be seen.

But since I don't want a neutral to win:

Vote: Get_1

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 14:50
Uh... Oh.

Methinks our Cop is gonna get mod-killed.

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 14:50
If it helps, I have a strong confirmation that Get_1 is neutral. Whether he's bad neutral or good neutral remains to be seen.

But since I don't want a neutral to win:

Vote: Get_1

Please do not edit your posts. This is an important rule.
I'll let you off with a warning this time, but if you feel you must do it again, ask me for permission first.

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 14:51
Uh... Oh.

Methinks our Cop is gonna get mod-killed.

Not this time. He's not the first new player to screw up like that.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 14:52
Not this time. He's not the first new player to screw up like that.

And here the rumors of you being a Rules Nazi are far overblown :laugh:

Heh, I'd have let it slide, too.

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 14:53
Please do not edit your posts. This is an important rule.
I'll let you off with a warning this time, but if you feel you must do it again, ask me for permission first.


Sorry Quebbster. I used the tab key and inadvertently posted before I was done writing. I edited quickly and forgot the rules. Won't happen again.

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 15:02
And here the rumors of you being a Rules Nazi are far overblown :laugh:

Heh, I'd have let it slide, too.

I only go into Nazi mode when people are intentionally obnoxious. :)
Well... mostly then. :)

get_1
10/07/2010, 15:10
If it helps, I have a strong confirmation that Get_1 is neutral. Whether he's bad neutral or good neutral remains to be seen.

But since I don't want a neutral to win:

Vote: Get_1

What was your first hint? The fact that I claimed it on D2?
:cheeky:

I mean you really can't get anything more from me. I've already freely offered up everything. Role, character, win condition, my information...etc. etc.


And the funny thing is, this is all probably going to be a giant distraction until ThorKnigh83 comes back with the info about who tried to kill JKLantern.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 15:19
I'm beginning to feels Raven's "I have a feeling" comments are utter crap.

get_1
10/07/2010, 15:40
szdude on Day 3, anyone?

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 15:42
Yes, that's adding to my belief's. Cause no offense, of all the players to Misdirect, Raven wouldn't be up high on an list early-game, IMHO.

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 15:48
I'm beginning to feels Raven's "I have a feeling" comments are utter crap.

They are, I don't have feelings. I do my job during the night and act accordingly during the day. Take it as truth or not. This is a game of lying after all.

The fact that I haven't been killed by either side yet should tell you that no one sees me as a threat, and rightly so. A cop with information isn't nearly as dangerous as a Vigilante. A cop who has executed a town member(sorry szude) has no credibility for recommending future lynchings. The Mafia members have other priorities and the town has no proof that I am Mafia. If I was, I figure someone would have come forward and lynched me by now.

get_1
10/07/2010, 15:51
So, uh, you claim to have wasted a night copping me? Like last night? Or Night 3?

I'm going to make the Darq face at you.

:tired:

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 15:56
Day 5 vote count:

get_1: Dragon_Rose, DarqFeonix, Immortal_Raven

With 13 players, 7 is majority.

ThorKnigh83
10/07/2010, 16:02
Vote: JKLantern
I know he was followed last night and based on who followed him I have reason to believe he may be mafia or at least a nuetral baddie.

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 16:03
So, uh, you claim to have wasted a night copping me? Like last night? Or Night 3?

I'm going to make the Darq face at you.

:tired:

Forgive me if I don't take you at your word. You don't seem to take me at mine.

ThorKnigh83
10/07/2010, 16:05
I do have reason to be suspicious of you Immortal as much as Get_1 but at this point I think JKL may be a greater threat than either of you which may get me killed in the end but oh well.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 16:24
Vote: JKLantern
I know he was followed last night and based on who followed him I have reason to believe he may be mafia or at least a nuetral baddie.

I think you are a bit confused. You tracked someone "tracking" JKL? You're a tracking-power cop?

Or do you feel Mafia targeted him to no ill-effects?

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 16:27
Day 5 vote count:

get_1: Dragon_Rose, DarqFeonix, Immortal_Raven
JKLantern: ThorKnigh83

With 13 players, 7 is majority.

Mod's going to bed soon. You know the drill.

get_1
10/07/2010, 16:27
Dudes. Not a threat here. Not only have I fully claimed out of my own free will (under no duress), but I have provided way more information than anyone else.

In fact, the first thing I do every day is to get on and post my results for all to see.

I'm being downright helpful.

turdburglar47
10/07/2010, 16:41
Keep in mind there was massive misdirection last night. Judging anything by who targeted who last night will be incredibly dicey.

DarqFeonix
10/07/2010, 16:59
Remove Vote

Immortal_Raven
10/07/2010, 17:00
I acted on JKLantern last night. Whether I was misdirected remains to be seen. If I was not, he's a good guy. And I'll trust my gut right now and think Get_1 is a friendly neutral.

I'm thinking another night will reveal some things.
change vote: None

get_1
10/07/2010, 17:09
Hey if any of you (not Darq or Dragon_Rose) would like to volunteer yourselves as an animal, that would be great.

And if I leave during the night, that means you'll have been telling the truth! :grin:

Quebbster
10/07/2010, 17:10
Day 5 vote count:

get_1: Dragon_Rose
JKLantern: ThorKnigh83

With 13 players, 7 is majority.

ThorKnigh83
10/07/2010, 17:13
Perhaps I have been a bit hasty or perhaps not. I could have been mislead myself so for now

Remove Vote

get_1
10/07/2010, 17:31
Well, the cat's halfway out of the bag already.

Perhaps you should clarify as to what it was that led you to suspect JKLantern in the first place.

ThorKnigh83
10/07/2010, 17:56
A misunderstanding i believe led me to suspect him. thats about all I can reveal at this time