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WytchKnight
03/04/2003, 09:44
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,

"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!"

MarkFinn
03/04/2003, 12:14
A guy comes out of a bar, poleaxed drunk, and he sees a nun walking across the street. He runs over, knocks her down, and starts beating the fish out of her. She's gone fetal, covering up, and crying, when he stops, puts his hands on his hips, and says, "Not so tough are ya, now, Batman?!"

Random
03/04/2003, 12:17
You all know the one about Superman on Patrol seeing Wonder Woman sunbathing Nude don't ya?

WytchKnight
03/04/2003, 12:25
Yup... tell it anyway...get away with it if ya water it down to a pg-13 version

Random
03/04/2003, 12:33
heck son, there is no pg-13 version in my life. only good thing about a dirty joke is that fact that it's DIRTY! Sides, it takes all the effort I can muster not to throw out an F- bomb every other word now. ( hey, I am a former Marine, and those guys just swear alot!)